I got to the theater. I looked around, and spotted Gaz. I took a deep breath, told myself to stay calm and stay positive, and went up to her. "Hey, you reaady to go?" I asked. "Sure." We walked up to the ticket window.
"Do you feel like a pedofile, Grim?" she asked. I was a bit shocked, but I had heard weirder conversation starters. "Why do you ask?"
"Well," she explained, "your like twice my size, and your what, like 24 in Earth years?" I had never thought about it before, but for a second I felt like some kind of pervert. "I think I'm like 18 or 19." I said. "Uhh, love is blind, or whatever it is they say. We are different species, it would be weird anyways." Luckily, we were at the front of the line now, so I could stop making the situati…Read more >
I looked at myself again in the mirror. I straitened my wig, and squeezed at some zits unsuccesfully. "Good God, your ugly." A voice in my head sneered. "Shut up."
Nothing was going to deter me. Not even myself. I looked suavely into the mirror and pointed at myself. "Look out Gaz. Here I come!"
I opened the door to see PD standing directly in front of me. Her eyes were stone cold, but her face had a forced nuetral expression. "So, your dating Gaz now?" she asked.
"Yeah, did Zim tell you?" I asked, determined to stay cool.
We just stared at each other for a while. I started to edge past her. "Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to miss my movie." "What are you seeing?" said a meloncholy voice behind me.
I jumped. I turned around to see D…Read more >
I haven't had all that much use for the blogs, but now I'm going to be posting a story for no one to read! Yaay!
Well, that was a crazy adventure. Too bad you don't know what it is, because it really was a horrible, wonderful adventure. Enough about my unsaid exploits, on to the one at hand.
Dib and I were backed up against the cold wall. This day couldn't get much worse. I think it had all started when I decided to wear the "I'm not short, I'm fun sized" T-shirt the Tallest had given me after my also unspeakable crimes. It's not that I don't trust you with the info on what I've been doing lately, it's just... yeah that's it. Sorry. I'm very untrusting. I don't even trust myself. Pretty ironic, considering an alternat version of me was about…Read more >
Apparently people have been adding random categories in desperation for badges. Check the pages you created to make sure you only have the categories you want, and you'll even get credit for editing pages.
NvaderGrim 13:40, October 22, 2011 (UTC)Read more >
I forgot ehere I saved the inked page. It'll be a while before I can get it up. By now everyone probably thinks it doesn't exist and I'm making it up, but it's real and I'm working on it. I'm just kind of lazy
NvaderGrim 13:21, October 22, 2011 (UTC)Read more >