GREETINGS. This is Invader Vex, warning you that today is the greatest holiday in existance- Irk Day! But be warned, if you fail to celebrate, you will be given a painful electric shock! So wear red, eat donuts, scream at your enemies, throw your fist in the air, invest in gold, and ALL HAIL THE TALLEST! (And I guess you can have some fun, too)
Well, back to my filthy evil I guess. Invader Vex, signing off!