Thorn: Hey, dib, wanna' walk me home?
Dib: sure, kat dumped me
Thorn: what for?
Dib: Caz I said that her dress made her look fat
Dib: hey thorn, watch where your-*car-screech, pushes thorn*
Thorn: hey what was that for-no *sees dib bleeding, unconscious* NO! *sobbing* it's gonna be all right*carries dib*. SKITTLES! HELP ME! *SOBS* PLEASE!
Skittles: what's wrong, oh, oh my. What, where's the stupid driver that did this, when I get my hands on them-
Thorn: no it was my fault; I wasn't watching where I was going
Skittles: zim! We’re going home, NOW!
Zim: what's wrong- oh, oh, oh gawd
- at base*
Zim: his body is in bad condition, I don't think you can-
Skittles: shut up zim! Before I reach into your mouth a rip out your tongue
Zim: *eyes lower* skittles
Thorn: skittles, I think Zim’s right, I don't think we can-
Skittles: I can transfer his mind into a pak
Zim: but we don't-
Skittles: I do, all I need is an artificial body, but only Pd has one
Pd: okay, I’ll give it to you, I may not like dib, but since you're kinda of my sister, here *hands skittles a smeet tube*
Skittles: hopefully, the smeet adapts to dib's age * attaches a band around dib's head to the pak, glow appears* now we attach the pak to the smeet- *smeet wakes up, flashes, becomes older*
Dib: what, what happened, the last thing I remember is the car. But, shouldn't I be dead?
Thorn: *hugs dib* your Irken now!
Dib: what?! *looks in mirror* oh my gawd! * Dib is has deep blue eyes, a black Irken uniform, opened, with his signature blue shirt underneath*
Zim: now, if you try to expose me, you'll exposing your own kind
Dib: cool, but how will I-
Skittles: disguise yourself? Taken care of, here. *hands him a pair of glasses* these will cause a hologram to make you look like your old self, much like Tak's.
Dib: wow, thanks *puts glasses on* wow, I look human again! Thanks skittles
Skittles: it was really thorn's idea
Thorn: *blush* it was nothing, I just thought about-
Dib: *kisses thorn* thanks
Thorn: ah *blush*
Skittles: thorn,*mischievous smile* looks like you got a boyfriend
Zim: yes! Now you got dib off your back-
Skittles: shut up! I still love him *dib blushes*, but as my little brother
Pd: boo hoo, what a corny sob story. Who wrote this, Hollywood?
Skittles: *hugs Pd* no, this is what love is
Pd: *blush* now, er, let me go, before I destroy zim
Zim: you wish! *Pd and zim start bickering in Irken*
Dib: you guys just ruined the moment
Thorn: *kisses dib* let’s go
Skittles: dib, thorn, cover your ears and eyes!
Skittles: just do it! (censored for your safety. Only way to describe, lots of angry singing.)
- nightmare world flashes constantly
Zim: okay, stop singing, we'll stop fighting
Pd: what power is that?!
Skittles: chaos, don't mess with me, got it?!
Pd and zim: *scared* got it!
Dib: what happened?
Zim: remember the closet incident
Dib: ooh, you guys must have gotten her pissed!
Pd: don't ask