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Thorn: Hey, dib, wanna' walk me home?



Dib: sure, kat dumped me



Thorn: what for?



Dib: Caz I said that her dress made her look fat



Thorn: nice



Dib: hey thorn, watch where your-*car-screech, pushes thorn*



Thorn: hey what was that for-no *sees dib bleeding, unconscious* NO! *sobbing* it's gonna be all right*carries dib*. SKITTLES! HELP ME! *SOBS* PLEASE!



Skittles: what's wrong, oh, oh my. What, where's the stupid driver that did this, when I get my hands on them-



Thorn: no it was my fault; I wasn't watching where I was going



Skittles: zim! We’re going home, NOW!



Zim: what's wrong- oh, oh, oh gawd



  • at base*



Zim: his body is in bad condition, I don't think you can-



Skittles: shut up zim! Before I reach into your mouth a rip out your tongue



Zim: *eyes lower* skittles



Thorn: skittles, I think Zim’s right, I don't think we can-



Skittles: pak



Thorn: what?



Skittles: I can transfer his mind into a pak



Zim: but we don't-



Skittles: I do, all I need is an artificial body, but only Pd has one



Pd: okay, I’ll give it to you, I may not like dib, but since you're kinda of my sister, here *hands skittles a smeet tube*



Skittles: hopefully, the smeet adapts to dib's age * attaches a band around dib's head to the pak, glow appears* now we attach the pak to the smeet- *smeet wakes up, flashes, becomes older*



Dib: what, what happened, the last thing I remember is the car. But, shouldn't I be dead?



Thorn: *hugs dib* your Irken now!



Dib: what?! *looks in mirror* oh my gawd! * Dib is has deep blue eyes, a black Irken uniform, opened, with his signature blue shirt underneath*



Zim: now, if you try to expose me, you'll exposing your own kind



Dib: cool, but how will I-



Skittles: disguise yourself? Taken care of, here. *hands him a pair of glasses* these will cause a hologram to make you look like your old self, much like Tak's.



Dib: wow, thanks *puts glasses on* wow, I look human again! Thanks skittles



Skittles: it was really thorn's idea



Thorn: *blush* it was nothing, I just thought about-



Dib: *kisses thorn* thanks



Thorn: ah *blush*



Skittles: thorn,*mischievous smile* looks like you got a boyfriend



Zim: yes! Now you got dib off your back-



Skittles: shut up! I still love him *dib blushes*, but as my little brother



Pd: boo hoo, what a corny sob story. Who wrote this, Hollywood?



Skittles: *hugs Pd* no, this is what love is



Pd: *blush* now, er, let me go, before I destroy zim



Zim: you wish! *Pd and zim start bickering in Irken*



Dib: you guys just ruined the moment



Thorn: *kisses dib* let’s go



Dib: *blush*



Skittles: dib, thorn, cover your ears and eyes!



Thorn: why?



Skittles: just do it! (censored for your safety. Only way to describe, lots of angry singing.)



  • nightmare world flashes constantly



Zim: okay, stop singing, we'll stop fighting



Pd: what power is that?!



Skittles: chaos, don't mess with me, got it?!



Pd and zim: *scared* got it!



Dib: what happened?



Zim: remember the closet incident



Dib: ooh, you guys must have gotten her pissed!



Thorn: what?



Pd: don't ask