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SummaryEdit

Lurk and Mario are forced on trial in hell,for commiting multiversal crimes. Soon,Xisenin ,Menami ,and Hatbot become their lawyers. 

(This takes place before The Growing Stupidity and after Mario,I am your Father )



TranscriptEdit

  • ( Yes
  • ( Wisdom from Lurgic
  • 8:54LIRLIR( k now what )
  • 8:54Mysteriousjillguy( hngh
  • ( We RP
  • 8:54YourFavoriteFangirl(Lurk, PM
  • 8:54Mysteriousjillguy( IS EVERYBODEH REGGIE
  • 8:54YourFavoriteFangirl(.-.
  • 8:55LIRLIR( start us off, and yes I am ready )
  • Invader Jib has left the chat. 
  • 8:55Mysteriousjillguy( k
  • ( this rp will rustle your jimmies
  • ( reguardless wether or not you are wearing pants
  • 8:56LIRLIR( jib left )
  • 8:57Mysteriousjillguy( hgghg
  • Invader Jib has joined the chat. 
  • 8:58Mysteriousjillguy( K
  • 8:58Invader Jib(Back sorry
  • 8:58Mysteriousjillguy( Lets begin.
  • ( 1..2..
  • (74...69...100...
  • 9:00Invader Jib(674345678.....67895332....5324567...)
  • 9:00Mysteriousjillguy(3.4=Pi
  • ( ERROR ERROR ERROR
  • 9:00LIRLIR( just go )
  • 9:00Mysteriousjillguy( BEGIN
  • One day in Xi's HORRIBLE house*
  • 9:01LIRLIRXisenin: *eating cheese *
  • 9:03Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk bursts in*
  • Lurk:TEDHJGFHKUGJH
  • Lurk:Uh
  • Lurk:Hllo Xi.
  • Hello*
  • Lurk decloaks out of his disguise*
  • 9:07LIRLIRXisenin: Get off my lawn!
  • 9:07MysteriousjillguyLurk:YOU DON"T HAVE A LAWN.
  • Lurk sits on the couch*
  • 9:08LIRLIRXisenin: Then you obeyed me. Good for you.
  • 9:08Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk takes a remote changes the channel on one the surveliance screens*
  • and changes*
  • TV:And now back to...THE SHOW THAT WILL WAIST YOUR TIME.
  • A jar of mayonnaise comes on the screen*
  • 9:09LIRLIRXisenin: Why are you here again? *robot cubes begin repairing the hole into space Lurk made*
  • 9:10Invader JibTV: "It's so awesome that we don't even need to spell waste right"
  • 9:11LIRLIRXisenin: Is this your favorite channel?
  • 9:11MysteriousjillguyLurk:Well,I was bored of watching mutant cow babies fight,so I came here.
  • 9:12LIRLIRAIC: *walks by carrying some laundry, but looks at the screen, shaking his head*
  • 9:12MysteriousjillguyLurk:You should've seen season 3,the finale has a jar of mayo and a jar of CUCUMBER JUICE.
  • The jar falls over on the TV*
  • Lurk:*blinks*
  • 9:13LIRLIRAIC: *stares at Lurk blankly for a second and then carries the laundry out of the room*
  • 9:14MysteriousjillguyLurk:Hmm
  • Lurk:I'm Borreeeddd
  • Lurk:Hmm
  • Lurk:Did I ever tell you how many times I've time traveled..?
  • Lurk:800 times!
  • 9:16LIRLIRXisenin: No. *observes a flock of quadrocopter drones flying by*
  • 9:16Mysteriousjillguy( here comes my roflcopter
  • ( SOI SOI SOI
  • 9:16LIRLIRXisenin: Interesting. D
  • 9:16MysteriousjillguyLurk:Of course,it had a few consequences..of course.
  • Of course*
  • A young version of Lurk floats by in space*
  • 9:17LIRLIRXisenin: So.. you're destroying existence for fun?
  • 9:18MysteriousjillguyLurk:No. I go back in time to solve important problems,like if I didn't open a jar of pickles correctly.
  • Lurk:Y'know,fate of the Omniverse stuff.
  • 9:18LIRLIRXisenin: *stares at Lurk* k.
  • The quadrocopters have spears on them*
  • 9:20Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk takes out a bag of chips and eats some*
  • 9:20LIRLIR
  • A small gerbil runs by, but it is impaled by a quadcopter' s spear, and dragged into the air squealing*
  • 9:20MysteriousjillguyLurk:*looks at the gerbil*
  • Lurk:Hmm..
  • Lurk:*Puts a bunny hat on the gerbil*
  • Lurk resumes eating*
  • 9:22LIRLIR
  • The quadrocopter flies out of the room, taking the gerbil to an unknown fate*
  • 9:22MysteriousjillguyLurk:Gnghh
  • Lurk:I'm gonna call Mario here.
  • Lurk:*Takes out communicator*
  • 9:23LIRLIRXisenin: Ok.
  • 9:23Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk dials Mario's number*
  • 9:23Long TimeMario: ..? *answers lurk's call*
  • 9:23MysteriousjillguyLurk:HEYYYY MARRRRIIOOO
  • 9:24Long TimeMario: Hey.
  • Mario: What're you calling me for?
  • 9:24MysteriousjillguyLurk:COME OVER TO XI'S HOUSE,I"M BORED.
  • Lurk:Uhh..We have Cherry Soda.
  • Lurk:And Jellybeans.
  • 9:24Long TimeMario: *Sigh*... Alright. Can Xi quickly pick me up then? So I don't have to get a taxi.
  • 9:25MysteriousjillguyLurk:Hmmm
  • Lurk:...I have a better idea..*hangs up*
  • 9:25Long TimeMario: ...I hope he isn't implying the LSD.
  • 9:25LIRLIRXisenin: ._.
  • 9:25Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk takes out a remote*
  • Lurk presses it,a portal flys open under Mario leading to another portal in Xi's house somewhere*
  • 9:26Long TimeMario: AHG-!
  • 9:26Mysteriousjillguy
  • Inbetween the portals are horrible screaming noises and splosions*
  • Lurk:Did you like the new transportation thingy I added? IT's much faster.
  • 9:27Long TimeMario: You could've WARNED me first.
  • Mario: That freakin' scared me.
  • 9:27LIRLIRXisenin: ._. By the way, the drones can get a little temperamental.. So be careful..
  • 9:27MysteriousjillguyLurk:...I still haven't worked out some bus though. It leads to a dimension of screams and explosions.
  • bugs*
  • (BUS
  • 9:27Long Time(yes, bus
  • (magic lsd bus
  • 9:27Mysteriousjillguy( guys
  • ( the chat
  • ( the wiki peple need to work out the bus
  • work on the bus*
  • 9:28YourFavoriteFangirl(omg
  • 9:29MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Lurk throws the remote at the drone*
  • Lurk
  • Lurk: Temperamental? Huh?
  • a
  • 9:31LIRLIRDrone: *turns to point it's spear at Lurk, and sends out a high-pitched whirr, many more drones gather around it*
  • 9:32MysteriousjillguyLurk:GAGGHHH!
  • Lurk takes his plasma cannon*
  • Lurk:GGAUGHH
  • Lurk fires it at the drone,damaging the wall and machinery*
  • the drones
  • 9:32LIRLIRXisenin: *throws some meat on the ground below the drones*
  • The drones descend upon the meat, tearing noises are heard*
  • Simultaneously, other drones work with cube robots to repair the damage*
  • 9:34MysteriousjillguyLurk:HNghh.
  • Lurk:Hmm
  • 9:35Long TimeMario: Well... this is pretty boring. Why don't you invite more people over?
  • 9:35MysteriousjillguyLurk:Ok.
  • Lurk;*Dials Menami's number on the communicator*
  • 9:36LIRLIRXisenin: *fixates an unsettling glare at Lurk*
  • 9:36MysteriousjillguyLurk:Uhh..Sorry about your ..wall..eh...
  • Lurk:HEEELOO?!!! *screams into the phone*
  • 9:36LIRLIRXisenin: * sits back down*
  • 9:37MysteriousjillguyLurk:MMEEENNNNAAAMIIII
  • 9:38YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Picks it up*.. Yo?
  • 9:38LIRLIR
  • The drones, having gotten their share of meat, disperse*
  • 9:38MysteriousjillguyLurk:COME
  • Lurk:TO
  • Lurk:XI'S
  • Lurk:HOOOOOOUUUUUSSSEEEE
  • 9:38YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..Why? ._.
  • 9:39LIRLIRXisenin: Can you make a normal phone call for once?
  • 9:39YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Lurk doesn't simply make a normal call. :U
  • 9:39LIRLIRXisenin: Or.. communicator call?
  • 9:39MysteriousjillguyLurk:Uh..We have Fried Sprogian drumsticks and cherry soda.
  • 9:40YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. Eh, sure.. You guys watching a game or something?
  • 9:40LIRLIRXisenin: We could. I dunno.
  • 9:41MysteriousjillguyLurk:Xi's TV has all the channels.
  • 9:42YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Well, could one of you come to pick me up? My voot's out for repairs, and Zik's not with me.
  • 9:42MysteriousjillguyLurk:IDEAAAAA-
  • A portal opens under Menami*
  • 9:43LIRLIRXisenin: *channel surfing*
  • 9:43Mysteriousjillguy
  • Another portal opens up in Xi's house*
  • The portal under Menami leads to the other portal*
  • 9:43YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..!!
  • 9:44Mysteriousjillguy
  • explosions fly out of the portal when she comes out of it*
  • 9:45LIRLIRXisenin: *taps foot*
  • 9:45YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..WAH?! *Lands, covering head*
  • 9:45Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe portal closes*
  • Lurk:It's my new LSD tranportation system. *Grims*
  • grins*
  • ( what-
  • 9:46LIRLIRXisenin: Ok.
  • 9:46YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..THAT was the LSD?! ono
  • 9:47MysteriousjillguyLurk:Well,the portal currently passes out through a dimension of explosions,screaming,and rancid tuna fish. I haven't worked out the bugs yet.
  • 9:47LIRLIR
  • A drone hovers down to Menami and looks at her with a camera*
  • 9:48YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..Well find somewhere else FAST before one of us gets killed!
  • 9:48MysteriousjillguyLurk:Hmmm
  • 9:48YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..? *Looks over at the drone* .. Hi..
  • 9:48MysteriousjillguyLurk:*THrows a cherry soda can at Menami*
  • 9:48LIRLIR
  • The drone flies away and into a right hallway*
  • 9:49YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Catches the can*.. Is this empty. ..And what's with the drone?
  • 9:49MysteriousjillguyLurk:Uhhh
  • Lurk:It's one of Xi's robot experiment..things..
  • 9:50Long TimeMario: Hm, I haven't turned hatbot on in awhile, he deserves to talk with everyone as well. Mario: *turns hatbot on*
  • 9:50YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Cool..
  • 9:51Long TimeHatbot: HAIIIIIIIIIII EVERYBODY!
  • 9:51MysteriousjillguyLurk:Uhh
  • Lurk:Hmm
  • Lurk:*drinks some cherry soda*
  • 9:51LIRLIRXisenin: They act as janitors and assist the other robots in various tasks.
  • 9:51YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Walks over, sitting at the couch* Hey Hatbot. ouo
  • 9:51MysteriousjillguyLurk:Mmmm good cherries.
  • 9:51Long TimeMario: Oh yeah, now I remember why I keep him turned off for most of the time. .-.
  • 9:51LIRLIRXisenin: They not only clean things, they also like to eat things.
  • 9:51Long TimeMario: He can be really annoying some times -_-.
  • 9:52YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Aww, he's really cute though..
  • 9:52Long TimeHatbot: Ooooh, somebody's grumpy!
  • 9:52LIRLIR
  • A drone approaches Hatbot*
  • 9:52Long TimeHatbot: Hai Menami! Haven't seen you in awhile c:.
  • 9:53YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ^^ Yo.
  • 9:53MysteriousjillguyLurk::I
  • Lurk:HEy uhh...HMM
  • 9:53LIRLIRDrone: *stares at Hatbot' s red eyes*
  • 9:54MysteriousjillguyLurk:Uh..Hmm..
  • Lurk changes the channel*
  • 9:54Long TimeHatbot: :o.. Hai drone-thingy!
  • Hatbot: Wanna be friends? :3
  • 9:55LIRLIRDrone: *emits a low hum that rises in pitch when Hatbot requests that*
  • 9:55MysteriousjillguyTV:Remember Kids! Don't eat barbed wire and always remember to brush your TOEJAM FILLED FEET.
  • 9:56LIRLIRXisenin: You've got it's attention..
  • 9:56Mysteriousjillguy
  • A pink blob with big,shiny eyes come on the TV*
  • Blob:LAHH LAHH LAH LAHH LALALAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh
  • Blob:GHGHSUTGH
  • Blob:TODAY IS SUCH A HAPPEEEE DAYYY
  • Blob:NOW LET"S LEARN OUR NOT NEEDED IMPOSSIBLY COMPLEX MATHEMATICAL EQUATIONS!
  • 9:57LIRLIRDrone: *the hum becomes very high-pitched at this, and the drone turns to LURK*
  • 9:57MysteriousjillguyBlob:x X z the square root of 75 is 45678899g708709
  • 9:58YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..O.o;;
  • 9:58MysteriousjillguyBlob:GGEGGERTGGH
  • 9:58YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: This is weird.. can we watch something else?
  • 9:58Long TimeMario: Yeah...
  • 9:58Mysteriousjillguy
  • The show rating is 4 and under*
  • 9:58LIRLIR
  • A bunch of drones start clubbing Lurk with their spears, but not attempting to harm him*
  • 9:59MysteriousjillguyBlob:NOW KIDDIES,LET"S LEARN HOW TO RUTHLESSLY MURDER OUR ENEMIES IN COLD BLOOD WITH SAP COVERED TREE STICKS! YAAEEUGHH
  • 9:59Long TimeHatbot: That's horrible! :c
  • 9:59Mysteriousjillguy
  • The blob takes out a sharp twig and begins to maim a group of cockroach cow hybrids,screams are heard*
  • 10:00YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..ene Change the chanel..
  • 10:00MysteriousjillguyLurk:This is boring.
  • Lurk changes the channel,ignoring the horrible pain of the drones clubbing him*
  • 10:00LIRLIRDrones: *begin emitting a raucous and alarming noise while swarming around the room*
  • 10:01MysteriousjillguyTV:NOW IT"S TIME FOR....GALAXY 41'S GOT TALENT.
  • Alien:Now do the Har'leeem shake. *Everyone dances on TV*
  • 10:01Long TimeHatbot: Menami, can I sit on top of your head instead? Mario is a little grumpy, and I dun't like negativity.
  • Mario: >_>
  • 10:01LIRLIR
  • The drones immediately stop making the noise and return to what they were doing*
  • 10:01MysteriousjillguyLurk:GAUGHH MY EEAAAARRRSSS
  • Lurk chucks his soda can at the TV,causing all the TV screens to fall over*
  • THey catch on fire*
  • 10:02YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. > o;; Uh, sure..
  • 10:02LIRLIRXisenin: *screams*
  • 10:02YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..WHAT THE HECK, LURK?!
  • 10:02Long TimeHatbot: Yayyyyyyy! *hops to on top of Menami's head*
  • 10:03Mysteriousjillguy
  • A black hole opens up and sucks up the mess,it disappears*
  • 10:03Long TimeMario: That wasn't nice Lurk...
  • 10:03MysteriousjillguyLurk:Uh.. o.o
  • 10:03YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ....ene
  • Menami: ... Good luck paying for Xisenin's new tv
  • 10:03MysteriousjillguyLurk:Umm..ok.
  • Lurk:WEll uhh.
  • 10:03LIRLIRXisenin: RRRRRRRRRRGGHGGGGHGGHH
  • 10:03MysteriousjillguyLurk:Uh,Xi. *Takes out a gold ring*
  • The ring is as big as his hand* Lurk:THis should be enough.
  • 10:04YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ...New tv, not marriage proposal. :U
  • 10:04LIRLIRXisenin: *stares at it* Hm.
  • 10:04MysteriousjillguyLurk:This ring wouldn't even fit on his hand!
  • 10:04Long TimeHatbot: Awww, does Lurk have a crush on Xisenin?
  • 10:04MysteriousjillguyLurk:Be careful with it,it's made of raw energy.
  • Lurk:Sell it for monies or something. *Gives*
  • familar Ring collect noise is heard*
  • 10:05LIRLIRXisenin: * takes it*
  • 10:05MysteriousjillguyLurk:Soo...
  • Lurk:...My control panel has Cable from other universes..ermm..
  • The station suddenly begins to shake*
  • 10:06LIRLIRXisenin: *sits down and closes his eyes, and a stream of flying parts comes out of a hole in the ceiling, slowly assembling a new TV*
  • 10:07MysteriousjillguyLurk:Hm?
  • 10:07LIRLIR
  • It looks just like it did before*
  • Xisenin: Thanks for the ring.
  • 10:08Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk turns on what the TV screens,showing the outside of the station*
  • on one of the TV screens*
  • 10:09LIRLIR( Isn't it just one TV? Oh, never mind.)
  • Xisenin: What's going on?
  • 10:09YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..???
  • 10:09Mysteriousjillguy
  • A red and black swirling vortex is seen outside the station*
  • 10:09Long TimeMario: o_o...
  • 10:10Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe vortex gets closer and closer*
  • 10:10Long TimeHatbot: Ooooh! What's dat?
  • 10:10MysteriousjillguyLurk:GGHGAUGH. IT MUST BE A RIFT!
  • 10:10LIRLIRXisenin: Uh.. This better not take my home.
  • 10:10MysteriousjillguyLurk:RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
  • Lurk takes out his LSD remote*
  • 10:10YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..?! GET US OUT OF HERE!
  • 10:10Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe remote sprouts legs and a mouth filled with fangs*
  • REmote:HAUEGHUGH. NOP.
  • Lurk:WHAT THE-
  • 10:11LIRLIRXisenin: O.O
  • 10:11Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe remote runs around the room,spewing out wailing souls out of it's mouth*
  • 10:11Long TimeMario: O_O
  • 10:11YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..Xisenin, do you have a ship?!-- EH?!
  • 10:12LIRLIRXisenin: Yes.. but- *A giant claw smashes through the wall, revealing a tentacle-laden likeness of his ship*
  • 10:12Mysteriousjillguy
  • The Vortex sucks up the station,causing the room to swerve downwards*
  • 10:12LIRLIRXisenin: AAAAAA-----
  • 10:13Long TimeMario: AHHHHG-!
  • 10:13Mysteriousjillguy
  • The station suddenly falls,causing everything to go into the air*
  • Lurk:GAUGGHHGH
  • 10:13LIRLIRXisenin: YOU'RE PAYING FOR THIS! *points at Lurk*
  • 10:13YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..!!!! *Screams, hanging onto the wall*
  • 10:13Long TimeHatbot: WEEEEEEEE! :o
  • 10:13MysteriousjillguyLurk:THIS ISN"T MY FAULT! THIS MUST BE A RIFT OF SOME SORT!
  • 10:14LIRLIR
  • The drones are huddling together, confused*
  • 10:14Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk's spider legs come out of his PAK,stabbing into the ground*
  • A loud crash is heard,the station crashes*
  • 10:14LIRLIRXisenin: WE'LL SEE WHO CAUSED IT..
  • 10:14Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk hits the ground*
  • Lurk:GNGH!
  • 10:15YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..!! *Falls over*
  • 10:15LIRLIRXisenin *gets up* Drones, assist in repairing the station and all major components. Keep the Artifacts safe!
  • 10:15Long TimeMario: *falls*
  • 10:15MysteriousjillguyLurk:Artifacts..?
  • 10:15Long TimeMario: Ow...
  • 10:15Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe ceiling bursts open*
  • 10:15LIRLIR
  • The drones disperse into hallways*
  • 10:16Mysteriousjillguy
  • Two pale,wrinkly tall creatures are seen above the ceiling*
  • 10:16LIRLIRXisenin: Oh, and.. fix that too!
  • 10:16Mysteriousjillguy
  • THey look down into the hole*
  • Creature1:Is it them?
  • 10:16LIRLIRXisenin: *looks at them*
  • 10:16Long TimeMario: What the heck are those things..
  • 10:17YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Looks up, horrified*..
  • 10:17MysteriousjillguyCreature2:Yeeep. I recognize the spiky haired mutant and his generic irken accomplices.
  • 10:17LIRLIRXisenin: Hello, dudes. *waves*
  • 10:17MysteriousjillguyCreature1:Okie Dokie.
  • THe creature's mouths expand,revealing robotic tenetacles*
  • The tenetacles grab Xi,Mario,Lurk,and Menami*
  • Lurk:MGGHHLPGH!
  • 10:18LIRLIRXisenin: AIC, MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS SAAFE-
  • 10:18Long TimeMario: ..!!-- GET OFF OF ME!!
  • 10:18Mysteriousjillguy
  • The tenetacles tighten*
  • 10:18YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..?! LET GO- AHK!
  • 10:18LIRLIRXisenin: HMNF-
  • 10:18Mysteriousjillguy
  • The creatures jump onto a hovership near the station outside*
  • 10:19YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: LET GO YOU LITTLE [insert implied bad wurd here]
  • 10:19Mysteriousjillguy
  • The ship blasts forward and flies over a futuristic city filled with humans*
  • 10:19LIRLIRXisenin: *sees his huge home*
  • 10:19Long TimeHatbot: Geez o.o ... Language Menami :c ...
  • 10:19Mysteriousjillguy
  • Flying demon monkeys are securing the station*
  • 10:20YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. >n<?!
  • 10:20LIRLIRXisenin: GGGG MY HOME! *looks at the creature holding him* Your friends will keep my home safe, right?
  • 10:21MysteriousjillguyCreature1;Of course..uh..wait no..it's going to be tooken apart for evidence.
  • Creature2:Sorry.
  • 10:21LIRLIRXisenin: *faints*
  • 10:21Mysteriousjillguy
  • The ship flies to an ocean of bubbling lava*
  • 10:22Long TimeMario: Flying monkeys... what is this, the Wizard of Oz?
  • 10:22YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..Evidence? Evidence of WHA- ...!!!!
  • 10:22Mysteriousjillguy
  • A red shield covers the ship,it flys into a lava whirpool*
  • THe whirpool leads into a large cave*
  • 10:22LIRLIRXisenin: Wait. Aren't you not supposed to damage things when it's evidence?
  • 10:23Mysteriousjillguy
  • A lava lake fills the cave,the ship flies over to a rocky island*
  • 10:23YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. *Eyes widen, looking around*
  • 10:23Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe creatures throw the group onto the island*
  • 10:24YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..>n>! Hmf..
  • 10:24Long TimeHatbot: This is fun! :U
  • 10:24MysteriousjillguyLurk:GNGH
  • 10:24Long TimeMario: Ack-
  • 10:24MysteriousjillguyLurk:WHY YOU STOOPID MASHED POTATOE FINGERS! I"LL EAT YOUR ENTRAILS!
  • 10:24YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. If Zik were here.. one
  • 10:25Mysteriousjillguy
  • A giant worm bursts out of the ground wearing a clown mask*
  • Lurk:*blinks*
  • 10:25YourFavoriteFangirl(Jib Are you ever gonna come in?
  • 10:25LIRLIRXisenin: *gets up* Don't damage my home too much. At least be careful not to break anything that's electronic or looks important.
  • 10:25Invader Jib(Soon)
  • 10:25Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe clown mask bursts in half,revealing a hideous,deformed face*
  • 10:25Invader Jib(My part hasn't come up yet)
  • 10:25MysteriousjillguyWorm:HAAARRUGHHHAREACCKKK
  • Lurk:Eh?
  • 10:25YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..... Is this jumpscare island or something?
  • 10:26LIRLIRXisenin: *just stares at the worm* DID YOU HEAR ME, GRUB?
  • 10:26Mysteriousjillguy
  • The worm grabs them with clawed fingers*
  • 10:26Long TimeHatbot: Oooo! Shots fired!
  • 10:26MysteriousjillguyLurk:GNGHH
  • 10:26YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..OW!
  • 10:27MysteriousjillguyLurk:His hands smell like OIL COVERED BEES.
  • 10:27LIRLIRXisenin: Ah.. they'll keep it safe..
  • 10:27YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: You watch where you put those grubby little hands of yours on a WOMAN.
  • 10:27Mysteriousjillguy
  • The worm crawls onto a large build,holding them*
  • THe worm growls and spits on Menami*
  • 10:27YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..EW! DX
  • 10:27Mysteriousjillguybuilding*
  • 10:27Long TimeHatbot: Ewwww...
  • Hatbot: That'll take days to wash that smell out.
  • 10:28YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Screaming angrilyXD*
  • 10:28LIRLIRXisenin: I'm going to sleep... *snores*
  • 10:29YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Spiderlegs come out, trying to use them to stab through the hand*
  • 10:29Mysteriousjillguy
  • Signs on the building say "YOUR GOD CAN"T SAVE YOU NOW" *With a picture* http://i.imgur.com/gxZAI.jpg *
  • 10:29YourFavoriteFangirl(omf
  • 10:30LIRLIR( AHH- )
  • Xisenin:*snores*
  • 10:31Mysteriousjillguy
  • The worm bursts through a wall,leading into a room with a court room made of stone*
  • 10:32Long TimeMario: What's going ON? Why did you bring US here?
  • 10:32Mysteriousjillguy
  • Deformed creatures are typing on computers in the room*
  • 10:32YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..Yeah.. and cAN SOMEONE GET THE SPIT OFF OF ME?!
  • 10:32Mysteriousjillguy
  • A shadow figure is seen in the judge chair*
  • A demon with wings flys over and sprays cleaninging spray onto Menami's eyes*
  • cleaning*
  • 10:33Long Time(for a second I thought you were about to say that shadow the hedgehog was in the judge chair-
  • 10:33LIRLIRXisenin: *wakes up* HI DOOKIE MAN- *falls back asleep*
  • 10:33Mysteriousjillguy( WHAT
  • ( i'll save that for another rp mario-
  • 10:34Long Time(no
  • 10:34YourFavoriteFangirl(omg
  • 10:34Mysteriousjillguy
  • The cleaning spray burns*
  • 10:34LIRLIRXisenin: *snores*
  • 10:35YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..*Screams, bursting hands and rubbing them in agony*
  • 10:35Long TimeHatbot: I've never seen you this angry o.o
  • 10:35Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk's human disguise decloaks*
  • Lurk:*blinks*
  • Lurk:*antennae twitch*
  • Lurk:Hurh?
  • Lurk stares at a poster of E.T. dancing with a cane and uncle sam's clothes* "I WANT YOU,TO TORTURE THE SOULS OF THE DOOMED"*
  • Lurk:AUGHHHACK! O_o
  • Another poster is on the wall with a human popstar on it*
  • 10:37LIRLIRXisenin: nerrg...zzzzz
  • 10:37MysteriousjillguyLurk:AHHH! O_o
  • 10:37YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. *Wiping herself off after a minute, shutting eyes*.. ... *Opens them when the pain's gone, but they're kinda splochy around the sides due to the pain irritation*
  • 10:37Mysteriousjillguy
  • Menami sees a poster of a bad fancharacter*
  • 10:38YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ... -n-;; Am I in bad Touhou fanfiction Hell?
  • 10:39MysteriousjillguyLurk:Quit breaking the fourth wall or you might cause another rift.
  • 10:39YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Fine, fine.
  • 10:39LIRLIRXisenin: *Falls out of the worm' s hand and onto the ground*
  • Xisenin: zzzz
  • 10:40MysteriousjillguyShadowy Figure:No Menami,but close.
  • A light comes on,revealing the shadow figure to be cookie monster*
  • 10:40YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..*Looks over* ?
  • (wot
  • 10:40Long Time(what
  • 10:40MysteriousjillguyMonster:H IS FOR HELL<AND THAT"S OK WITH ME
  • 10:40LIRLIR( MY ONE TRUE FEAR!- )
  • 10:40Mysteriousjillguy( plottwist-jk
  • 10:41YourFavoriteFangirl(lurk
  • (you dont know how hard im laughing irl congrats
  • 10:41Mysteriousjillguy( Ehhhhh XD
  • 10:41LIRLIR( So it's not cookie monster?)
  • 10:41Mysteriousjillguy( Nope
  • 10:41YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..What the-
  • 10:41Mysteriousjillguy( It's Jhonny dep.
  • ( depp
  • ( WHERE IS THE RUM-
  • 10:42Long Time(Johnny* (sorry that typo was annoying me-
  • 10:42LIRLIR( just make it a shadow person. )
  • 10:43YourFavoriteFangirl(If I dont respond at times
  • (It's because I'm about to go into a Bossbot Building battle with Misty :
  • (:U
  • 10:43Mysteriousjillguy
  • The light comes on,revealing Satan*
  • 10:43Invader Jib(wait what-@miz
  • 10:43MysteriousjillguyLurk:*GASP*
  • 10:43YourFavoriteFangirl(Yeah
  • (And playing Candy Crush
  • (Tripletasking like a boss-
  • 10:44MysteriousjillguyLurk:It's...It's....DARRZ!
  • Satan:Yesss-WAIT WHAT
  • 10:44YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ... Don't be stupid. - -;;
  • Menami: Who are you. .-.
  • 10:45Mysteriousjillguy
  • A robotic tenetacle grabs Lurk and Mario by the head*
  • 10:45LIRLIRXisenin: *Snores*
  • 10:45Long TimeMario: Ahgck--
  • 10:46YourFavoriteFangirl(So the first thing I hear when I get in TTC
  • 10:46Long TimeHatbot: Hey!!! Don't hurt Mario you big meanies! >:c
  • 10:46YourFavoriteFangirl("silent tear stop reproducing in the pond please"
  • (wELL
  • 10:46Long Time(XDDDDdDDDDD
  • 10:46YourFavoriteFangirl(TOONTOWN LOGIC XDD
  • 10:46LIRLIRXisenin: *wakes up* MY.. MY HOME! ARGH DON'T HURT IT!
  • 10:46MysteriousjillguySatan:I am known by many names,but I am known as Satan.
  • I am mainly known*
  • 10:47YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..ene?
  • 10:47Long TimeHatbot: Let Mario go!
  • 10:47MysteriousjillguyLurk:...SAtan..?
  • 10:47Long Time(stupid auto emoticons-
  • 10:47MysteriousjillguySatan:You're in hell.
  • 10:47LIRLIRXisenin: Oh.
  • 10:47YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .... But I didn't die yet.
  • Menami: :U
  • 10:47Mysteriousjillguy
  • More lights come on,revealing a jury full of all sorts of supernatural creatures*
  • Satan:YET,yes.
  • 10:48LIRLIRXisenin: Well.. you didn't have to bring MY HOME WITH US!!
  • 10:48YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..What the What's with all the creatures This isn't Gensokyo
  • 10:48MysteriousjillguySatan:Believe me,I didn't want such filth touching my court room. But this is a very important matter.
  • 10:48YourFavoriteFangirl(Menami ===> Question everything
  • Menami: .. >n> Hmf..
  • (The only way Jib's gonna be able to come in is like
  • 10:49Long Time(I bet he's gonna be the lawyer or something-
  • 10:49YourFavoriteFangirl(Lurk: hey jib help us out we're stuck in hell in judgement day Jib: wot
  • 10:50Invader Jib(Nah, you'll see)
  • 10:50LIRLIR( YOU'LL ALL SEE- )
  • 10:50Long Time(I can't help but imagine the rest of this RP in phoenix wright style-
  • 10:50MysteriousjillguySatan:You see,your friend Lurk and Mario have been causing quite a storm in the Multiverse.
  • ( Jib:OBJECTION!!
  • 10:51YourFavoriteFangirl(*Imagines it PoFV style instead*
  • 10:51LIRLIRXisenin: Isn't it infinite?
  • 10:51MysteriousjillguySatan:They are criminals.
  • 10:51Long TimeHatbot: But Mario barely travels to different universes, or even space travel in general!
  • 10:52MysteriousjillguySatan:Is that so..?
  • 10:52YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..ono
  • Menami: .. Lurk's quit doing that, though..
  • 10:52MysteriousjillguySatan:We shall see little hat robot.
  • Lurk:Umm..actually..uhh..I sorta..drag Mario along on little adventures..
  • 10:53LIRLIRXisenin: Can your guys NOT dismantle my home? Or will they magically return it to normal?
  • 10:53YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ....
  • 10:53Mysteriousjillguy
  • A spider creature sitting in a chair holds up some files*
  • 10:54Long TimeMario: So I'm in trouble because of YOU!?
  • 10:54LIRLIRXisenin: I told you this was his fault.
  • 10:55MysteriousjillguySatan:The destruction of multiple timelines,universe resets,meddling with the super natural,mingling with demonic imposters,and even stealing MY beloved tuna fish sandwich.
  • 10:55LIRLIRXisenin: Can your guys NOT dismantle my home? Or will they magically return it to normal?
  • 10:56YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Crosses arms*..
  • 10:56MysteriousjillguySatan:I'm afraid not,we'll be pickiing it apart after we look for evidence.
  • 10:56YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Meddling with the supernatural? How is THAT a crime? ..And stealing a sandwich isn't either..
  • 10:56LIRLIRXisenin: Can I go destroy stuff then?
  • 10:56MysteriousjillguySatan:SILLENCE! *Loud screaming* *Fire erupts around the room*
  • 10:57YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..!
  • 10:57Mysteriousjillguy
  • Satan's neck extends,he stares at Menami*
  • 10:57YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: HEY, I HAVE THINGS TO SAY, LUCIFER! I don't CAREEEE who you are.
  • 10:57Mysteriousjillguy
  • Satan's neck retracts*
  • 10:57YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Backs up* >>
  • 10:57MysteriousjillguySatan:HMm
  • 10:58YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Answer MY questions.
  • 10:58LIRLIRXisenin: Why do I have to repeat things twice to get an answer?!
  • 10:58Long TimeHatbot: You tell em'!
  • 10:58MysteriousjillguySatan:Lurk and Mario,do you have a lawyer?
  • 10:58Long TimeMario: ...No
  • 10:58YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..I'M a qualified lawyer.
  • 10:58Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lawyer uniforms appear on Menami,Xi,and Hatbot*
  • 10:59Long TimeHatbot: Ooooh! It's so fabulous~
  • 10:59YourFavoriteFangirlMenam: ^^;;..
  • 11:00MysteriousjillguySatan:And now,we'll be having a lawyer running against Lurk.
  • A cloud of smoke appears on a nearby table*
  • The smoke clears*
  • 11:01LIRLIRXisenin: Uhhh. The only problem is.. my home is being destroyed.
  • 11:01YourFavoriteFangirl(oh boy
  • (I think we hopped in the elevators with GREENERS
  • 11:01Invader JibJib: Yeah, that's me.
  • 11:01YourFavoriteFangirl(-_-
  • 11:01Long TimeHatbot: :o...
  • 11:02MysteriousjillguyLurk:JIb..? What are YOU doing here?
  • 11:02YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..*Eyes widen* ?!
  • 11:02LIRLIRXisenin: AaRrrrggh!!! *flips his table*
  • 11:02Invader JibJib: Oh, for..several complicated reasons..
  • 11:03YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. Jib, WHY..
  • Menami: .. I'm glad you're ok but WHY?!
  • 11:04Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe table smacks Xi*
  • Lurk:JIB!
  • 11:04LIRLIRXisenin: *sits down and cries*
  • 11:04YourFavoriteFangirl(oh god
  • (guys we're with trainers
  • (hELP
  • 11:05MysteriousjillguyLurk:I still haven't gotten over your mission,Jib worm.
  • 11:05Long TimeHatbot: Aww... are you okay Xisenin? Did da big mean table hurt you?
  • 11:05Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk glares*
  • 11:05Long Time(pause-
  • 11:05Mysteriousjillguy( wat
  • 11:05Long Time(continue, da jib is back
  • 11:05YourFavoriteFangirl(qq training gags
  • 11:06Invader JibJib: Well, I dunno..*looks at a few pictures of his destroyed base* *Points at Lurk* Because you, sir, are a MANIAC
  • 11:06MysteriousjillguyLurk:I'll stop you Jib,whatever it takes...for FIONNA!
  • Court room gasps*
  • 11:06LIRLIRXisenin: Wait. I HAVE BACKUP PAINT! TONS OF IT EVERYWHERE! *shadow warps and returns with a brush that has green paint and another brush with red paint*
  • 11:07MysteriousjillguyLurk:Uhhh
  • 11:07Invader JibJib: *Crosses arms* We'll see about that.
  • 11:07YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .....
  • 11:07Mysteriousjillguy
  • Two black cages appear,holding Lurk and Mario*
  • 11:08YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..Jib, MARIO is innocent..
  • Menami: You're going against all of us TOO?!
  • 11:08MysteriousjillguySatan:I wouldn't be sure of that.
  • Satan:First witness to the stand: Death.
  • 11:09Long TimeMario: ...
  • 11:09YourFavoriteFangirlMenami ..*Bares teeth*
  • 11:09Mysteriousjillguy
  • A skeleton wearing a cloak and holding a scythe walks from the jury room*
  • 11:09LIRLIRXisenin: * paints a brick red on one side and green on the other, and sets a rock on the green side. An exact copy "falls" out of the red side*
  • 11:09Mysteriousjillguyjury thingy,whatever*
  • 11:09YourFavoriteFangirl(*gonna take jib off of menami's friend's list after this rp*
  • 11:10Long Time(ooooh-
  • 11:10Mysteriousjillguy
  • The wail of souls is heard as he walks*
  • Reaper:Yes..
  • 11:10LIRLIRXisenin: Yes. It works!
  • 11:11MysteriousjillguySatan:Mr Reaper,your ..uhh.speech..
  • Reaper:Yes,you see,about 3 years ago.
  • A holographic screen appears in the air,blood drips from it*
  • 11:11Long TimeHatbot: OBJECTION!
  • 11:12MysteriousjillguyReaper:Lurk was killed.
  • 11:12Long TimeHatbot: That was fun to say :U
  • 11:12YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ene;;..
  • 11:12MysteriousjillguyReaper:Mario tricked me into reviving Lurk from the dead. No one tricks THE REAPER! *Raises scythe*
  • Satan:Quiet,Satan.
  • 11:13YourFavoriteFangirl(Reaper: ive gotchu now Lurk: yolo *revives*
  • 11:13MysteriousjillguyQuiet Reaper*
  • 11:13Long TimeHatbot: Yeah, but he tricked you during that moment, so someone did trick the reaper.
  • 11:13YourFavoriteFangirl(so im guessing jib is one of the yama now-
  • 11:13MysteriousjillguyReaper:Uhh
  • Reaper:So anyway,
  • 11:13Long Time(yes, he's apart of the yogurt industry
  • 11:13Mysteriousjillguy( XDDDDDD
  • 11:13YourFavoriteFangirl(omg
  • 11:14Mysteriousjillguy( BRB DINNER
  • 11:14YourFavoriteFangirl(k
  • 11:14Mysteriousjillguy( dnnerat11pmiknow
  • 11:14Invader Jib(boo dinner is at 5-7)
  • 11:15Long Time(dude, who eats dinner this late
  • (like, seriously-
  • 11:15YourFavoriteFangirl(yeah
  • Invader Jib has left the chat. 
  • Invader Jib has joined the chat. 
  • 11:25Mysteriousjillguy( Back
  • ( Hghh
  • ( My Dad works all day
  • ( Only on the weekdays.
  • 11:27Long Time(well then, (can we continue
  • 11:29Invader Jib(...
  • 11:29Mysteriousjillguy(LIR is brb
  • 11:30Invader Jib(No, he's away)
  • (There's a difference)
  • 11:31Mysteriousjillguy( I GTG soon
  • ( qq
  • ( gnghh
  • 11:32Long Time(then continue while you can
  • 11:32Mysteriousjillguy( Gotta go back on the plane to return to Mother on sunday
  • 11:32LIRLIR( k . )
  • 11:33Long Time(continueeeee...
  • 11:33LIRLIR( So.. do we pause it for now? I wanted to play bloons tower defense 5 )
  • 11:33Long Time( .-.
  • 11:33Invader Jib(No
  • 11:33LIRLIR( k. )
  • Xisenin: Uh..
  • Xisenin: So.. what did you people want me to do?
  • 11:35Long TimeHatbot: Yeah, why did ya bring Xisenin?
  • Hatbot: He didn't do anything wrong.
  • 11:36LIRLIRXisenin: Not to mention dismantling my home.
  • 11:36MysteriousjillguySatan:We're just checking you 3 incase if YOU caused any crimes.
  • Satan:We'd bring your other friends but there isn't enough hovercars.
  • 11:36LIRLIRXisenin: Ok.
  • 11:37YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Frowns*...
  • 11:38Long TimeHatbot: So is Reaper gonna continue his un-necessary story or what?
  • 11:38YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Crosses arms, angered*..
  • 11:39LIRLIRXisenin: What's the problem? *stares at Menami*
  • 11:40MysteriousjillguyDeath:So anyway,after Lurk was revived,he made a wish to cause me to never again come in contact with anything beyond Earth. I couldn't cause "Death". And now,you extra terrestrials have to die naturally!
  • Death:DAS STOOPID.
  • DEath:He practically ruined my job!
  • Lurk:I don't remember..wait..suddenly..I do.
  • 11:41LIRLIRXisenin: Couldn't you just kaput the wish?
  • 11:41Long TimeHatbot: Well, that isn't really ruining anything important, actually he made the balance of death more reasonable and fair.
  • 11:41MysteriousjillguyDeath:Uhh..
  • 11:41YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. *Looks at Xisenin*.. This whole situation pisses me off- *Looks over*... .. Hatbot's right.
  • 11:41Long TimeHatbot: So if anything, he actually helped.
  • 11:42MysteriousjillguySatan:Hmm..I agree.
  • 11:42Long TimeHatbot: Yay! Who knew being a lawyer would be fun!
  • 11:42MysteriousjillguyDeath:AW C"MON! MARIO SMELLS LIKE CREAM CHEESE ANYWAY!
  • Death:CREAM CHEESE AND CHEERIO'S!
  • 11:42Long TimeMario: I don't smell like cream cheese >_>
  • 11:42MysteriousjillguyLurk:*sniffs*
  • 11:42YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..Shut up, [wiki rules]
  • 11:42MysteriousjillguyLurk:*gag*
  • 11:42YourFavoriteFangirl(when menami is angry. XD
  • 11:43LIRLIRXisenin: WELL APPARENTLY THAT REQUIRES MY HOUSE BEING DISMANTLED!
  • 11:43YourFavoriteFangirl(Brb
  • 11:43Mysteriousjillguy( Hggghg
  • 11:43LIRLIRTo btd 5!
  • 11:43Mysteriousjillguy( NOOO
  • ( She'll be back!
  • ( :I
  • 11:44Long Time(Lir, if you're going to play a game, make sure to not be totally distracted by it,
  • (Check regularly, she'll most likely be back soon.
  • 11:45LIRLIR( I will )
  • 11:45Long Time(Alright
  • 11:47YourFavoriteFangirl(Back :U
  • 11:47LIRLIR( just in time )
  • ( just in time )
  • Xisenin: Death, nobody likes you anyways..
  • 11:48MysteriousjillguyDeath:*tear*
  • Violin music*
  • 11:49Long TimeHatbot: Alright, so is that the only thing you have against them?
  • 11:49MysteriousjillguyDeath:...Yes...
  • 11:49Long TimeHatbot: If so, well... that was really easy to win.
  • 11:49MysteriousjillguySatan points his finger at Death* *He explodes*
  • 11:50LIRLIRXisenin: Good riddance.
  • 11:50MysteriousjillguySatan:He was teleported to Earth to continue his job.
  • 11:50LIRLIRXisenin: Now he's happy.
  • 11:50MysteriousjillguySatan:Now,onto other issues,
  • Two flying giant flies covered in horns fly over holding the The Dimensional Sphere *
  • 11:51YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..Get on with it.
  • 11:51Mysteriousjillguy
  • The flies have hyper realistic human teeth*
  • Satan:The dimensional sphere,once of Lurk's invetions.
  • inventions*
  • Satan:A machine that caused Lurk's multiversal crimes in the first place.
  • 11:52Long Time(brb
  • 11:52MysteriousjillguySatan:Our next witness..is...
  • ( *dies*
  • 11:53LIRLIR( btd 5 )
  • 11:53Mysteriousjillguy( as long as it doesn't suck you into a void of distraction,ok
  • 11:54Long Time( back
  • 11:55LIRLIRXisenin: I've never seen it.
  • 11:55MysteriousjillguySatan:Is..um..*takes out a folder*
  • 11:55YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Me neither..
  • 11:55MysteriousjillguySatan:Ooh..multiple witnesses..
  • Satan:It appears our first witness is..Slyzor...?
  • 11:56YourFavoriteFangirl(wot
  • 11:56MysteriousjillguySatan:What kind of a name is that..
  • 11:56Long Time(pause, jib left
  • 11:56Mysteriousjillguy( wot
  • 11:56LIRLIRXisenin: Get on with it! I have a home to rebuild!
  • 11:57Mysteriousjillguy
  • Slyzor's skeleton appears in the witness chair*
  • ( Jib?
  • 11:57Long Time( he left
  • 11:57Mysteriousjillguy( My chat says he's here..
  • 11:57Long Time(pause
  • (he's not


  •  don't refresh, or record before you do)
  • 11:58Mysteriousjillguy( Recorded
  • Welcome to the Irken Empire Wiki chat 
  • 11:58Mysteriousjillguy( JIIIIIBBB
  • 11:58LIRLIR( k refresh )
  • 11:58Mysteriousjillguy( Did he leave as soon as I said Slyzor?
  • 11:59Long Time(no
  • 12:00Mysteriousjillguy( Gnngh
  • Invader Jib has joined the chat. 
  • 12:00Mysteriousjillguy( Chant his-
  • ( IT REALLY WORKS
  • Flesh whirls around slyzor's skeleton in the witness chair*
  • 12:01YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..!! eno?
  • Menami: You've got to be KIDDING..
  • 12:01Invader Jib(Sorry internet issues)
  • 12:01Mysteriousjillguy
  • Slyzor takes shape*
  • Slyzor:HEHHH HEHEHEH..*Stares at Menami*
  • Slyzor's left eye is shine less,strangely*
  • Chains made of energy appear on Slyzor*
  • 12:02Long TimeMario: Slyzor.. uhg.
  • 12:02MysteriousjillguySatan:He's contained,he can't do anything.
  • 12:02YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ...... Hi again, Slydork.
  • 12:02Long TimeHatbot: This guy shouldn't count as a witness! His claims would be biased! He hates their guts!
  • Hatbot: You should bring in a more SUITABLE witness.
  • 12:03MysteriousjillguySatan:That's why we'll be showing his REAL memories.
  • 12:03YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Yeah, he was pretty much out to kill us..
  • Menami: ....Hmf. Alright.
  • 12:03Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe screen flashes,Slyzor's memory appears*
  • Lurk:DOO DEE DOO DEE DO DO!
  • Lurk takes out his sphere*
  • 12:04LIRLIRXisenin: Hatbot, how the heck do you know all this?!
  • INVADER VEX has joined the chat. 
  • 12:04INVADER VEX(Hi)
  • 12:05Invader Jib(Hi
  • 12:05Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk's sphere activates,a dimension full of dragons made entirely of paste appear*
  • 12:05YourFavoriteFangirl(Hey
  • 12:05LIRLIR(Hey.)
  • 12:05Mysteriousjillguy( Hi
  • 12:05Long TimeHatbot: Mario has owned me for quite some time.
  • (Hi Vex
  • 12:05Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk runs off to the dragons*
  • 12:05YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Smiles* You're pretty reliable, Hatbot.
  • 12:05Mysteriousjillguy
  • nuclear explosions come on the screen*
  • 12:05Long TimeHatbot: Thanks! :U
  • 12:05YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..What the? That never happened-
  • 12:05Mysteriousjillguy
  • A dpaste dragon head flies by*
  • paste*
  • 12:05Invader JibJib: *Points at the screen* Yup, he's guilty
  • 12:05LIRLIRXisenin: Whoa. Trippy.
  • 12:06Long TimeMario: I don't think that ever happened..
  • 12:06YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Shut the... yknow what up, Jib. >.>
  • 12:06MysteriousjillguyLurk:....It's true.
  • 12:06YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..Are you SERIOUS? That CAN'T be possible.
  • 12:06MysteriousjillguyLurk:I've been crossing over to alternate universes for some time now..
  • Lurk:Those dragons looked at me funny!
  • 12:07Invader JibJib: What else is new? *sarcastic tone*
  • 12:07Mysteriousjillguy
  • The jury mummbles,discussing it*
  • 12:07LIRLIRXisenin: Do they all blow up?
  • 12:07YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..*Crosses arms*
  • Menami: ....Lurk does NOT cross over universes to HARM. Not anymore.
  • 12:07Long TimeHatbot: Alright, so that may be true on Lurk's part, but that still doesn't prove my Client, Mario guilty!
  • 12:07YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..A person can change.
  • 12:08Invader JibJib: Yeah, but he didn't
  • 12:08MysteriousjillguySatan:Really?
  • More witnesses come to the stand*
  • 12:08YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Infact, he's been taking in part to help out for the most part.
  • 12:08MysteriousjillguySpahgetti Monster:He killed my subjects! *Spits out spahgetti sauce
  • Alien:HE BLEW UP MY PLANET!
  • 12:08LIRLIR( *Satan learns a new life lesson XD * )
  • 12:09YourFavoriteFangirl(don't judge a book by it's cover, satan11!!
  • 12:09Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe screen shows countless dimensions and planets exploding,all with Lurk and his sphere*
  • Satan:..I"ve seen enough..
  • 12:10LIRLIRXisenin: Wow.
  • 12:10YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..My case still stands. Will you not allow him to repent for his crimes? To change?
  • 12:10Long TimeHatbot: Well.. Hatbot: He may have done those things in the past, but lately he's being doing better, and things for the better good.
  • 12:10MysteriousjillguySAtan:He's destroyed entire races and planets.
  • 12:10YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Punishment before death does not seem plausible.
  • 12:11Invader JibJib: He hasn't been punished fro his older crimes
  • 12:11Long Timebeen doing*
  • 12:11YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Consider my QUESTIONS.
  • 12:11Invader Jib
  • for
  • 12:11MysteriousjillguySatan:I'm surprised he hasn't destroyed Z-14.
  • Satan:This is only half of his crimes.
  • 12:11YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. I'd think that he's already been punished for his past crimes.
  • 12:11LIRLIRXisenin: He has saved MILLIONS more!
  • 12:11MysteriousjillguySatan:How so..?
  • Satan:Millions..?
  • 12:12YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: He's SEEN these accidents happen. Frankly, it's a trauma that sticks with him. He realizes it, and he tries to SAVE universes, rather than destroy.
  • 12:12Invader JibJib: ...That's not a literal punishment.
  • 12:12MysteriousjillguySatan:And what are these so called universes he "saved"?
  • 12:12LIRLIRXisenin: 95% of everything he destroys has the potential to cause much more destruction!
  • 12:12YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Z-14, is the biggest example.
  • 12:12MysteriousjillguySatan:I agree with the Jib donkey,Lurk should suffer a grave punishment.
  • Satan:He's destroyed entire UNIVERSES.
  • 12:13YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: At the cost of what? Risking his OWN?
  • 12:13MysteriousjillguySatan:THese universes were harmless.
  • 12:13YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..*Narrows eyes* You don't take such things into consideration..
  • Menami: ..Again, he has changed drastically!
  • Menami: His heroism shines out alot more than his past incidents.
  • 12:14LIRLIR(Xisenin: *already going to wiki to erase Lurk* XD)
  • 12:14MysteriousjillguySatan:An example of this heroisim?
  • 12:14YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: HE SAVED Z-14!!
  • 12:14Invader JibJib: ...When was that?
  • 12:15LIRLIRXisenin: Knox..
  • 12:15YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..Since you know so much,
  • Menami: Do I really have to tell you?
  • 12:15MysteriousjillguySatan:We could ponder at your memories,or you could tell us.
  • 12:15LIRLIRXisenin: Actually, Knox was going to use time to erase everything.
  • 12:15MysteriousjillguySatan:Whichever you choose.
  • ( AURGGHHH
  • ( I GTG
  • 12:16YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Please turn your attention to the Knox incident, and the Nark incident.
  • (...Ugh
  • 12:16Mysteriousjillguy( I'll be here tomrrow in the morning...:I
  • 12:16LIRLIR(Aww. Bye.)
  • 12:16INVADER VEX( bye


  • Xisenin: *taps table*
  • (also, I can't promise anything, because I may be forced outside to do another game of badminton with my sister and her friend)
  • (inactivity)
  • 4:34Long TimeHatbot: Yeah, Lurk saved alot of people!
  • 4:34YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Those two stand as the most prominent examples of Lurk's good deeds.
  • 4:35Mysteriousjillguy
  • The screen shows events from King Nark*
  • 4:35LIRLIRXisenin: I thought that whatever Lurk destroys can do a lot more damage which is why they get destroyed
  • 4:35MysteriousjillguySatan:Hmmm
  • Satan:Still,saving one mere universe is not enough to equal to atleast a hundred destroyed.
  • Invader Jib has left the chat. 
  • 4:36LIRLIRXisenin: Hasn't he saved a lot more than one universe?
  • 4:37MysteriousjillguySatan:Z-14 and Z-2000.
  • 4:37LIRLIRXisenin: I thought there was this dude that was using this time energy bomb that was gonna destroy time itself, destroying everything in existence, what was his name? Box? Fox? uh..
  • 4:37MysteriousjillguySatan:Knox,yes. But he would've only destroyed time in Z-14.
  • 4:37YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Again, protecting your own universe can be used as a defense for hurting any others. Keep that in mind..
  • Menami: .. Time is still the same thing as existance..
  • 4:38LIRLIRXisenin: Yeah
  • Invader Jib has joined the chat. 
  • 4:38MysteriousjillguySatan:Again,Lurk's only saved his home universe and one other. Lurk's destroyed hundreds of harmless universes.
  • Satan:Are there any OTHER good deeds he's done..?
  • 4:38LIRLIRXisenin: Okay then, are you gonna kill him? because I give up.
  • 4:38YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: How do YOU know they were HARMLESS?!
  • 4:39Invader JibJib: I'm just gonna point out that Lurk wasn't even involved in the Knox situation
  • 4:39YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: No one universe is harmless. EVER. Something could come along and corrupt it easily, an object, a person, whatever it may be.
  • 4:39MysteriousjillguySatan:FRom the other witnesses of course. Did you miss the universe destruction montage earlier?
  • 4:39YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: NO UNIVERSE IS HARMLESS!
  • 4:39LIRLIRXisenin: Besides, almost all of that is because of his stupidity.
  • 4:39MysteriousjillguySatan:Hmmm
  • Satan:Stupidity..?
  • Satan:Hmm...perhaps execution is too harsh...so you're saying he's obviously dangerous? How so?
  • 4:40LIRLIRXisenin: He's so stupid he destroys stuff a lot
  • 4:40Invader JibJib: To be fair, just about any other universe could pose some form of threat
  • 4:41MysteriousjillguySatan:Insane perhaps..?
  • 4:41LIRLIRXisenin: So.. you can't really say he's doing that on purpose.
  • 4:41MysteriousjillguySatan:Maybe confinement..*snaps fingers*
  • 4:41Long TimeHatbot: Also, Mario has clearly done nothing to harm other universes, so why was he dragged into all of this?
  • 4:41Mysteriousjillguy
  • A portal appears*
  • 4:41YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ...*Looks at the portal*
  • 4:41Mysteriousjillguy
  • The portal clears up,revealing a universe full of bad fanfiction*
  • 4:41LIRLIRXisenin: .-.
  • 4:42Mysteriousjillguyfina:umg nark we gotta save the day!1!
  • Nark:ok
  • EXPLOSIONS*
  • Satan:4 hundred years in the Mary sue Dimension should be fair.
  • 4:42YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .... o_o
  • 4:42MysteriousjillguyLurk:....I'm confused wether that's a bad thing or a good thing.
  • 4:42LIRLIRXisenin: You're always confused
  • 4:43MysteriousjillguyLurk:THere's Fionnas in there though @.@
  • 4:43YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. Could you lessen the timespan? He could get killed by an evil Mary Sue in there-
  • 4:43MysteriousjillguySatan:Hmm......100 years..?
  • 4:43Long TimeHatbot: ... Can you please respond to what I said? It's rude to ignore.
  • 4:44YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..o_o That's still alot- ..Yeah, Hatbot did ask a question.
  • 4:44LIRLIRXisenin: Also, I agree with Hatbot
  • Xisenin: You dragged me and my own HOME here
  • Xisenin: And now you're taking it apart
  • 4:44MysteriousjillguySatan:Hmmm
  • 4:44LIRLIRXisenin: You do realize that's not nice
  • 4:44MysteriousjillguySatan:Well..that's when we have another witness for MARIO's crimes..
  • 4:45YourFavoriteFangirlMenam: ..Hey, you're talking to the Devil. Can't expect him to be nice. -_-;;
  • 4:45Long TimeHatbot: But he hasn't DONE anything wrong!
  • 4:45MysteriousjillguySatan:Yes,I am scary.
  • 4:45LIRLIRXisenin: Oh. Well, ah dunno about dat- *slumps down onto the table*
  • 4:45MysteriousjillguySatan:The next witness is....Mario's father.
  • 4:45YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. Does saying Jesus Christ give you physical pain-
  • (XDD
  • 4:45Long TimeMario: Oh boy... ._.
  • 4:45MysteriousjillguySatan:GAUGFGHKJKHKJ DON"T SAY THAT!
  • Satan raises his finger and zaps Menami*
  • 4:46YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *LOL-* OW-
  • 4:46Long TimeHatbot: Da power of christ compels you!
  • 4:47YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ouo;;
  • 4:47Long TimeVok: *Chewing on a sandwich* Well, this is interesting. One moment I was eatin' a sandwich watching people burn alive, and now I'm in some kind of casino?
  • 4:47LIRLIRXisenin: HOW THE- UGH
  • 4:48Mysteriousjillguy
  • A screen appears*
  • 4:48YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. O.o?
  • 4:48Mysteriousjillguy
  • Vok's memories appear*
  • 4:49Long Time(brb
  • 4:50Mysteriousjillguy( vhghgf burritos
  • 4:50Invader Jib(huh
  • 4:50LIRLIR(ghgh)
  • Invader Jib has left the chat. 
  • 4:54Long Time(back
  • Invader Jib has joined the chat. 
  • 4:55LIRLIRXisenin: Well, it seems that you have enough evidence.. Why are you still dismantling my home?
  • 4:56Mysteriousjillguy
  • The screen shows Vok as a deformed,hideous floating blob like creature*
  • Mario is on a light blue floating metal platform,portals of all kinds surround the platform,along with planets*
  • Invader Jib has left the chat. 
  • 4:58LIRLIRXisenin: Oh.
  • Tallest Orange has left the chat. 
  • 4:59YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..What the
  • 5:02Mysteriousjillguy
  • The Blob transforms into a snake like creature covered in thorns*
  • 5:02LIRLIRXisenin: I always thought you looked like that, Vok.
  • 5:04MysteriousjillguyPast Vok:Hehuehuehue. So Mario,are you done pointlessly trying to undo your failed wishes? I hope not,I really enjoy this little game of yours.
  • 5:06LIRLIRXisenin: *points to the portals* That looks like a multiversal disturbance.
  • 5:06MysteriousjillguySatan:...Indeed..strange...
  • 5:07YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ....
  • 5:07Long TimePast Mario: You've caused too many problems Vok! This is the last time!
  • 5:07LIRLIRXisenin: Hang on, I'm getting popcorn
  • Xisenin: *gets up and walks to the conveniently placed popcorn machine in the corner*
  • 5:09Mysteriousjillguy
  • Blood infused butter splashes onto the popcorn*
  • 5:09LIRLIRXisenin: *returns with some popcorn to watch the video thing*
  • Xisenin: Blood infused butter? Hm. *tastes one*
  • Xisenin: Mmmm
  • Xisenin: *buries his face in the popcorn bag, munching noisily*
  • 5:10YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. ene Ew.
  • 5:10Long Time(brb
  • 5:10LIRLIR(k)
  • 5:12Mysteriousjillguy( Dee doo dee do..
  • 5:13Long Time(back
  • 5:13MysteriousjillguyPast Vok: Hahaha. I still owe you one wish though, and a deal's a deal. So what will it be "tough guy"..?
  • ( WAit..where's Jib..?


  • Past Mario: I should've done this a long time ago... I wish for you to DIE. To get rid of you once and for all.
  • Welcome to the Irken Empire Wiki chat 
  • 5:15MysteriousjillguyPast Vok:HA! Your wish now kills anyone close to you-
  • Past Vok:........GAUGGHGG CURSE YOU! GAUYHGH
  • 5:16LIRLIR(jib is nonexistent)
  • (where's miz)
  • YourFavoriteFangirl has joined the chat. 
  • 5:16LIRLIR(k shes back)
  • 5:16YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .... I feel like we're rewatching a real life episode of DBZ though.. ..What's the point of this? He still hasn't done anything wrong.
  • 5:16LIRLIR(chontinuez)
  • 5:16YourFavoriteFangirl(:U TTI
  • 5:16Mysteriousjillguy
  • Past Vok is suddenly engulfed in a ball of light,screaming*
  • His flesh dissolves in the light,the ball of light engulfs Mario,and the screen flashes*
  • 5:17Long TimeHatbot: Well... that was weird o.o
  • 5:17LIRLIRXisenin: *takes out a notebook labeled "HOW TO ANNOY VOK" and writes in "wish for him to die when you're able to" and closes the notebook*
  • 5:18MysteriousjillguySatan:Hmm...Strange..
  • SAtan:It seems that wish caused a strange disturbance in the Multiverse,a catastrophic one...
  • 5:19YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..What? HOW?
  • 5:19MysteriousjillguySatan:The Memory goes blank and just moves onto Mario's birth...very strange..
  • 5:19LIRLIRXisenin: Uhm. He just.. died..
  • 5:19Long TimeHatbot: But um... he never did anything wrong, if anything Vok was a huge jerk. So he wa sdoing something good.
  • was*
  • 5:19MysteriousjillguySatan:At the cost of the multiversal disturbance..Hmm..
  • Satan:Hmm..ok..he's pardoned for that.
  • Satan:Onto the next case...Time Travel..
  • 5:21LIRLIRXisenin: *starts cloning popcorn with the brick he painted*
  • 5:22MysteriousjillguySatan:THe next witness..is....LIR!
  • Vok disappears*
  • 5:22LIRLIRXisenin: *resumes cloning*
  • 5:23Mysteriousjillguy
  • A puff of smoke appears in the char*
  • chair*
  • 5:23YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..._.?
  • 5:23Mysteriousjillguy
  • An LSD portal opens above the witness chair*
  • 5:23LIRLIR
  • When the smoke dissipates, it reveals LIR*
  • 5:23Mysteriousjillguy
  • The portal closes*
  • 5:23LIRLIR(oh, nevermind what I said)
  • 5:23Mysteriousjillguy( No it's ok
  • 5:23LIRLIR(Ok.)
  • LIR: Uh.. Hi there. everybody.. *looks around*
  • 5:24YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..... Hi. - -;;
  • (Brb
  • 5:24LIRLIR(flaurgh)
  • 5:24MysteriousjillguySatan:LIR,according to other witness reports,it seems Lurk has been accused of using the LSD to time travel.
  • 5:24LIRLIR(k)
  • 5:24Mysteriousjillguy( k
  • 5:27LIRLIR(hrrrrrr)
  • 5:27YourFavoriteFangirl(Back
  • Menami: ..Time travelling isn't a crime. I know people who do it.. *Skeptical stare*
  • 5:28LIRLIRLIR: Well, recently, it seems Lurk has been using technology that allows access to the LSD without my consent
  • LIR: Although, the LSD is capable of interdimensional and inter-universal travel, I haven't heard of time travel in it.
  • 5:29MysteriousjillguySatan:60 Time paradoxes,the erasing of 50 celestial bodies,MATING with certain parents of future children,and causing the non existence of offspring.
  • 5:30LIRLIRLIR: *stares at Lurk* What?!
  • 5:30MysteriousjillguyLurk:Ehh..Um....well..ya see..uhh..I found a time travel machine in the LSD..and uh..Yeh..
  • Lurk:PLus uhh...me and Mario used to time travel 4 years ago..ehh...hheh...
  • 5:30LIRLIR(ARRRRRRRRGH MY SISTERS FRIEND WILL COME OVER TO PLAY BADMINTON)
  • (HHHHHHHHHHH)
  • (But not right now)
  • 5:31Mysteriousjillguy( http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
  • 5:31YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. -n-
  • 5:31MysteriousjillguyLurk:Uh..umm..Menami..uhh
  • Lurk:....Look in your pocket.
  • 5:32YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ......
  • Invader Jib has joined the chat. 
  • 5:32YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ... *Reaches in it*
  • 5:32LIRLIRLIR: Time traveling isn't for idiots........ no offense
  • 5:32YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: What did you do.
  • 5:32Mysteriousjillguy
  • A framed picture is in it*
  • 5:32YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..*Takes it out, looking at it*
  • 5:32Invader Jib(Back, internet troubles)
  • 5:33Long TimeMario: Lir, I'm not an idiot. The problems were caused by Lurk.
  • 5:33LIRLIRLIR: I know you're not. I was only talking about Lurk
  • 5:33Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe picture shows Menami and Darrz holding hands,Zik is in the backround,crying*
  • 5:33YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .....WHAT THE-
  • 5:33Long TimeMario: Oh, I thought you were referencing to me AND Lurk, because I used to go on adventures with him all the time.
  • Mario: Sorry for the mis-understanding.
  • 5:34MysteriousjillguyLurk:Eh,No. Mario,you used to be stupid when you were still an alien.
  • 5:34Long TimeMario: >_>
  • 5:34YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. What universe is this from, Lurk e-o
  • 5:34MysteriousjillguyLurk:You time traveled too .-.
  • 5:34Long TimeHatbot: You like Darrz? .o.
  • Mario: Yeah, but I didn't screw everything up like you did.
  • 5:34YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: No, I don't.. ..Not in that way.
  • 5:34MysteriousjillguyLurk:..FRom ours..I did a little time traveling..ehehe .-.
  • 5:34LIRLIRLIR: They may have used the LSD for time travel, but how does that negatively affect me?
  • 5:35MysteriousjillguySatan:It doesn't,you're a witness.
  • 5:35YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ...... *Deathstares at*
  • Menami: I'm not breaking up with Zik in the future.
  • 5:35Invader JibJib: *looks at the picture* Yeah, um, Darrz? I can't really see that EVER happening
  • 5:35MysteriousjillguyLurk:I caused it. That's a timeline I caused and erased.
  • 5:35LIRLIRLIR: Oh.
  • 5:35YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Sigh*.. o o
  • 5:35LIRLIRLIR: WHAT?-
  • 5:36Long TimeHatbot: Yeah, Zik and Menami seem like a happy couple. I don't think they'd ever break up.
  • Hatbot: Ohhh, alright.
  • 5:36MysteriousjillguySAtan:So..can you justify these crimes..?
  • 5:36LIRLIRLIR: Who, me?
  • 5:37MysteriousjillguySatan:I mean Lurk's lawyers
  • Satan:Can you justify Lurk and Mario's time traveling stupidity?
  • 5:38LIRLIRLIR: *stares*
  • 5:38YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Before I do.. I'd want to see proof of these paradoxes you stated. The ones that weren't fixed, if any at all.
  • 5:38Invader JibJib: Nah, there's no way you can justify ANY time travelling. It has guaranteed bad results.
  • 5:39YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: You say that Jib, yet Vax isn't in this trial. .-.
  • 5:39MysteriousjillguySatan:Vax's time travel isn't as nEARLY as bad as Lurk's.
  • Satan lifts his finger up,a folder containing pictures from Lurk and Mario's memory floats over to Menami*
  • 5:40Invader JibJib: I dunno about that..Vax causes some sort of paradox about once a week
  • 5:40YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: That's a lie Jib, and you know it..
  • Menami: ..? *Looks at the folder*
  • 5:40Invader JibJib: Okay, maybe not every WEEK..but still.
  • 5:40Mysteriousjillguy
  • The folder is full of all sorts of pictures of Lurk and Mario timetraveling and causing horrible paradoxes on alien worlds*
  • 5:41Long TimeMario: I didn't cause the trouble though, I was only a bystander.
  • Mario: Pretty much all the paradoxes and time traveling problems were Lurk's fault, not mine. So... yeah.
  • 5:41LIRLIRLIR: Am I in any of them?
  • 5:42Mysteriousjillguy
  • One picture shows Mario running over an alien family holding a bottle of beer*
  • 5:42Long Time(He never did that
  • (.-.
  • 5:42Invader JibJib: Hey, shouldn't LIR be on trial? That thing causes more destruction than every form of Lurk combined..
  • 5:42Mysteriousjillguy( IT was when Mario was an alien..remember?
  • ( He used to be foolish?
  • 5:42YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Lir's a robot, though.. he can't die.
  • 5:42Long Time(Yeah I remember alot about Mario, and he DIDN'T do that.
  • 5:43Mysteriousjillguy( Nvm then
  • Satan:Hgergh...
  • 5:43Invader JibJib: Well, Lurk is also responsible for LIR's actions since it's his SIR unit.
  • 5:43LIRLIRLIR: Exactly, Jibbers.
  • 5:43MysteriousjillguySatan:True,also his actions are minuscule compared to Lurk.
  • 5:43YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Ugh..
  • 5:43Invader JibJib: Like, blowing up my base, threatening to eat Vex on one occasion, etc etc..
  • 5:44MysteriousjillguySatan:What does the jury have to say about Mario?
  • The jury stands up*
  • 5:44LIRLIRLIR: Hey, I was hungry- *sees the blood-infused butter popcorn* POPCORN
  • 5:44MysteriousjillguyJury:Innocent.
  • 5:44YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ... Again, HE'S NOT THE BRIGHTEST LIGHTBULB..
  • 5:45LIRLIRXisenin: Hey- *LIR takes some popcorn and munches on it*
  • 5:45Mysteriousjillguy
  • Cthulhu on a hoverpod flys up,the cage opens up and Cthulhu pushes Mario out of the cage*
  • 5:45Long TimeMario: I TOLD you I was innocent.
  • Mario: Hmf.
  • 5:45Invader JibJib: It's the responsibility of an Irken to manage an their SIR unit's actions at all times.
  • 5:45MysteriousjillguySatan:And what does the jury have to say about Lurk?
  • Jury:GULITY OF COURSE!
  • 5:45Long TimeHatbot: Yayyy Mario's innocent! c:
  • Hatbot: Aww.. Lurk isn't. :c
  • 5:46MysteriousjillguyAlien:WOOOO! GET EM,THAT WIPPSNAPPA! *The alien throws corn at Lurk*
  • 5:46LIRLIRLIR: Uh..
  • 5:46YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Sigh*.. ..Again, since he's stupid.. can you just give him a miniscule punishment that won't get him killed?
  • 5:46LIRLIR
  • Xisenin is now buried under a mound of popcorn*
  • 5:46Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe jury screams* *A newspaper is thrown at Lurk,then a bicycle,and a helicopter*
  • 5:46Invader JibJib: Since when is being stupid an excuse?
  • 5:46MysteriousjillguyLurk:GH! *The cage rocks*
  • 5:46YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ... ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!
  • 5:47MysteriousjillguySAtan:Lurk is obviously insane.
  • Satan:Hmmm...we can't put him in our facilities ...he wouldn't survive.
  • 5:47LIRLIRXisenin: *pops out of the top of the popcorn mound, smiling happily and popcorn showers everywhere* Stupidity is ALWAYS AN EXCUSE *jumps back into the pile*
  • 5:48MysteriousjillguySatan:Jib? Do you have a recommendation?
  • 5:48YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: I thought it was established already that he isn't exactly.. ugh.
  • 5:48Invader JibJib: Yeah, obviously..
  • 5:48MysteriousjillguySatan:A planet perhaps..?
  • 5:48LIRLIRLIR: NERRG HE'LL KILL HIM
  • 5:48MysteriousjillguySatan:What is it?
  • 5:48YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: I hate it when people IGNORE ME-
  • 5:48LIRLIRLIR: Or something..
  • 5:48MysteriousjillguySatan:Menami,we'll be keeping him ALIVE during his punishment.
  • 5:48YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..Fine.
  • 5:49LIRLIRLIR: How about a planet Dirt or something?
  • 5:49MysteriousjillguySatan:So Jib,any planets,perhap in Z-14? A Mental faculty?
  • Lurk:o___O
  • Lurk:NOO! NOT THE MENTAL FACULTY! FGGRGRGRGHHG
  • Lurk shakes in his cage*
  • 5:49LIRLIRXisenin: How about the Looney Bin?
  • 5:49MysteriousjillguyLurk:0_0
  • Lurk:NOO NO NO NO!
  • 5:50YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. Can't he just be put on a community service planet? ene
  • 5:50MysteriousjillguyLurk:ANYTHING BUT THE LOONEY BIN! YOU IDIOTS! I"LL HAVE YOUR HEADS ON A PINK,PLASTIC PLATTER!
  • Invader Jib has left the chat. 
  • 5:50YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: COMUNITY SERVICE PLANET! D<
  • 5:50MysteriousjillguySatan:No,Lurk is mentally ill.
  • Satan:Xi,is this "Looney Bin" capable of keeping him alive?
  • 5:51LIRLIR
  • A hand pokes out of the popcorn mound* Xisenin: AND STUPID
  • Xisenin: Oh, very much so
  • 5:51MysteriousjillguySatan:Alright.
  • Satan:Lurk..
  • 5:51YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. *Sighs..
  • Menami: .. Don't make the sentence too long, ok?
  • 5:51Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk looks at Satan in fear*
  • 5:52LIRLIRXisenin: Don't worry, bud. It's not that bad
  • 5:52Long TimeMario: Yeah... don't make it too long.
  • 5:52MysteriousjillguySatan:I sentence you to...two Earth years in the looney bin.
  • Lurk:GFGHGRRGRRTEYTGHTN HAW HAWHAHAW HGAUGHHGHLOOOPFGAURGHHACCKKKK *Spazzes on the ground,sweating*
  • Satan:Uh..well. You're all free to go.
  • 5:53LIRLIRXisenin *has shadow warped inside the popcorn*
  • 5:53MysteriousjillguySatan:Be careful of the lava on your way out.
  • THe group is suddenly covered in red light*
  • 5:53YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: >n<..
  • 5:54LIRLIR(k he didn't shadow warp then)
  • 5:54Mysteriousjillguy
    • THe group is rockted forward,bursting through the roof*
  • 5:54LIRLIRXisenin: ghghhrgh FIX MAH HOOOME
  • 5:54MysteriousjillguySatan:Now..onto the next suspect.
  • 5:54YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..aaAA
  • 5:54Long TimeMario: Man, I hope he doesn't go crazy in there.
  • 5:54Mysteriousjillguy
  • Jhonen Vazquez walks into the court room*
  • JV:Uh...
  • 5:54LIRLIR(lol)
  • 5:54Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe group is warped to Xi's station in a flash*
  • Invader Jib has joined the chat. 
  • 5:55MysteriousjillguyLurk:NOOO! NOT THE LOONEY BIN! EEEE! EEE EEEEEE!
  • 5:55Invader Jib(hhh continuing without me)
  • 5:55LIRLIRXisenin: Well, I better go begin base reconstruction *takes out a small black cube and shadow warps to where his home was*
  • 5:55Mysteriousjillguy
  • Xi's base is back in space*
  • Lurk is spazzing on the ground next to JIb*
  • 5:56LIRLIRXisenin: O_O *flies up to it*
  • 5:56MysteriousjillguyLurK:GAYHGGJJGUGUKJHKYGHJYHFGRR ATACHK FREEEPONYDOGFIRSTCHICKEN POOP PIZZIA
  • 5:56LIRLIRXisenin: YAYYYAHAHGHOOOO *flies into it, the airlocks close*
  • 5:56MysteriousjillguyLurk:THE POTATOES ARE WATCHING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
  • Lurk:NOOO NOOO!
  • 5:56Long TimeMario: Do you think he'll be okay Menami?
  • 5:56Invader JibJib: Potatoes don't have eyes. You know that.
  • 5:56MysteriousjillguyLurk:NO I WON"T! *Grabs Mario by the collar*
  • Lurk hugs LIR,sobbing*
  • 5:57LIRLIRLIR: .-.
  • 5:57MysteriousjillguyLurk:GAHHHNGHGHGHHG
  • Lurk:URRR COMIN WITH MEEEE
  • 5:57LIRLIRLIR: I'm sure you'll be ok.
  • LIR: wat?
  • 5:57Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk grabs LIR,growling*
  • 5:57LIRLIRLIR: Are- Is he allowed to do that?!
  • 5:58Invader JibJib: Yeah. You're his SIR unit.
  • 5:58Mysteriousjillguy
  • An Irken ship lands*
  • 5:58Long TimeHatbot: Yayyy! Looks like everything turned out fine! :3
  • 5:58Mysteriousjillguy
  • Guards covered in armor walk over*
  • 5:58LIRLIRLIR: *artificially* OH OK ILL TAKE MY WEAPON PACKED SIR UNIT WITH ME TO THE LOONEY BIN HUEHUE
  • 5:58MysteriousjillguyLurk:YOU IDIOT! NO IT DIDDN"T!
  • YourFavoriteFangirl has left the chat. 
  • YourFavoriteFangirl has joined the chat. 
  • 5:58Invader JibJib: *Grinning* Yeah it did.
  • 5:59LIRLIRLIR: .-. *hanging from Lurk's arm* ghurhg
  • 5:59MysteriousjillguyGuard:We were told by a strange horned mutant thing that Lurk was supposed to be hauled to the looney bin.
  • Guard2:Oh my Irkus! JIB"S ALIVE?!?!
  • 5:59LIRLIRLIR: *grins at Jib* BUSTED
  • 5:59Invader JibJib: YEAH, that's right he-oh crap
  • 6:00LIRLIR(the end?)
  • 6:00MysteriousjillguyLurk:JIIIB! WHEN I GET OUT OF THE LOONEY BIN,YOU"RE DEAD MEAT!
  • 6:00Long TimeHatbot: I hate Jib now. He's a meanie o:<
  • 6:00YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ....I can agree.
  • 6:00Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk spazzes,clawing the guards as they take LIR and him away*
  • 6:00LIRLIR(I was thinking it could end when the ship takes Lurk and LIR to space)
  • 6:00Invader JibJib: *crosses arms* You guys are extremely biased
  • 6:00YourFavoriteFangirl(If one can bail a person out of the Loony Bin like in jail Menami's gonna do it XD
  • 6:00MysteriousjillguyLurk:JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB *screams*
  • The ship flies away*
  • 6:01LIRLIR(so.. finet?)
  • 6:01Long TimeHatbot: Yeah, and you're an extreme jerk.
  • 6:01Invader JibJib: He deserved it!
  • 6:01Mysteriousjillguy( Finished?
  • 6:01Long TimeHatbot: Did not!
  • 6:02YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: -n- You're not the one who thinks of him as a brother..
  • 6:02LIRLIR(flaurgh FINISH IT)
  • 6:02Invader JibJib: *looks at Menami* Again, Biaaaas
  • (Oh no, not the "ending line" thing again)
  • 6:02YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..YOU'D FEEL THE SAME WAY AS ME IF YOU WERE AS CLOSE TO HIM!!
  • 6:03LIRLIR(so.. are they just going to argue until it ends or what?)
  • 6:03Long TimeHatbot: Yeah!! Ya big jerk!
  • 6:03Invader JibJib: No. I wouldn't. I can admit when someone I like is wrong. I don't defend people blindly.
  • 6:03LIRLIR(Lol, maybe they argue for the whole time Lurk's at the looney bin, so they drop him off at the exact same spot XD)
  • (wat)
  • (so......................)
  • 6:05YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Stares*.. I didn't defend blindly.. -n-
  • 6:05Long TimeMario: Yeahhh, to be fair Jib was only doing what his job was in that court. Bringing justice and truth.
  • 6:06YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: And since I was a lawyer, I was trying the same thing.. that doesn't mean I'm blindly defending.
  • Ametrineskies has joined the chat. 
  • 6:06Ametrineskies(AND WHO SAID I WASNT ALIVE >:U
  • 6:06LIRLIR(Hi misty)
  • 6:06Ametrineskies(I AM THE YAMA WHO DROVE IN THE CAR
  • (>>
  • 6:06YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Anyways, Jib.. were you in Hell the ENTIRE time? I was WORRIED about you, and then you pull this-
  • (..oH


  • (//////NOBODY SAID A YAMA COULDNT DRIVE.
  • 6:07Long Time(oh
  • 6:07Invader JibJib: Nah, I wasn't there the entire time.
  • 6:07Ametrineskies(the jib is a yama
  • 6:07LIRLIR(the plot of this rp has been carried out. or is every rp we do destined to never officially end?)
  • 6:07YourFavoriteFangirl(yes
  • (plot twist
  • (jib is a yama
  • 6:08LIRLIR(hergh)
  • 6:08Invader Jib(LIR it doesn't need to end yet)
  • 6:08LIRLIR(okay.)
  • 6:09YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. *Sighs* I guess I can't be too mad at you, since it wasn't really your fault or choice for this..
  • Menami: ..But what happened to you? And where's Vex?
  • 6:09Invader JibJib: Mm. I can't tell you that.
  • 6:09Ametrineskies(Jib: Oh he's in the other room talking to Luc
  • 6:09YourFavoriteFangirl(XDDDD
  • Menami: .. Why not..??
  • Menami: If you know where he is, we could bring a rescue team..
  • 6:10Long TimeHatbot: It's probably some secretly secret stuffy stuff.
  • 6:11Invader JibJib: It's..I have to go now..
  • 6:11Ametrineskies("rescue team" ie lunatic mode zik
  • 6:11Invader JibJib: *Pulls up his hood and runs out of the station, past the guards*
  • 6:11Long TimeHatbot: You've got some explaining to do mister!
  • Hatbot: Hey-- Aww.. he's going away.
  • 6:12YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..!! JIB!
  • 6:12Long TimeHatbot: Run after him! .o.
  • 6:12YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. *Runs after him, quickly* Wait, what's going on?! Are you planning some kind of conspiracy?!
  • 6:12Invader JibJib: *Ignores her, and is soon gone*
  • bruh he's totallllllly apart of Illuminati
  • 6:13Ametrineskies(ooh
  • 6:13YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ....*Frowns*..
  • 6:13Ametrineskies(Jib: yes
  • 6:13LIRLIR(AND THE SPACE SQUIDS OF GLOOPENBURG)
  • 6:13Ametrineskies(brb
  • 6:13YourFavoriteFangirl(plot twist11!
  • 6:13LIRLIR
  • 6:13YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .... I hope he comes back soon... ono
  • 6:13Long TimeHatbot: Oh my gawwwd. He must be apart of da Illuminati!
  • 6:13LIRLIR(the space squids of gloopenburg)
  • 6:13YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Maybe it's important we don't follow for now..

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