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SummaryEdit

A non-canon day in the life of Jib. Until the usual inevitable weirdness in his life happens of course.

TranscriptEdit

Lurk:wait how did I get here-


Lurk:Eh.

Jib:oh god its YOU-


Sevn:Impoossible

Sevn:we khlled them with science

sevn:SCIENCE!

12:43

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: .... and i wasnt here for any of it

12:44

Darrz:Extremely obvious and somewhat poorly timed fourth wall demolishing pop-cutural reference joke here.

Lurk:DARRZ YOU FOOL-

  • A rip in the fourth wall forms*

Mysteriousjillguy:GASP,AN INTER DIMENSIONAL PORTAL,I KNEW IT WOULD COME,I KNEW IT,AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF HARD WORK,I-

  • The rip closes*

Lurk:..why did that guy seem familar

Invader Jib

Jib: How did-

Jib: THE FOURTH WALL IS BROKEN

Jib: *Explodes*

Sevn:science is radical

  • Sevn gains sid the science kid's poorly animated cgi body and flies into the air while slowly flailing like a ragdoll*

Sevn:DURHURHRURHRURHRHAHHAHAHHRURHUHHUHUHUHEURHRHEUUEEHEUEHEUEUEHEUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • Sevn flies into the sun*

Darrz:Poor Vex.

Lurk:Yeah-wait wasnt that some guy named four or something

Darrz:i GOT IT

Darrz:*snaps finger* Tenn. Her name was Tenn.

Lurk:Oh heah Invader Tenn. Poor girl.

12:44

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:MENAMI

Lurk:*shoves Fi doll in face*

12:45

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ...HHHH--

12:45

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:It's trying to violate my hair with a metal badger.

Lurk:.....Help...me.. *echo*

12:45

Invader Jib

Everyone else:...Meh. *Walk away*

12:45

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ... *Grabs ahold of the doll* .......*Throws it into the burning flames of hell*

12:46

Mysteriousjillguy

*Another one pops in*

Doll:Hi I like you!

Lurk:Really?

12:46

Invader Jib

GODMODDER

12:46

Mysteriousjillguy

*pulls string*

12:46

Invader Jib

*It explodes*

12:47

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:Oh look this is a normal doll!

Doll:DAI FAT BASS FISH!

12:47

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ..._. Um

12:47

Invader Jib

*Throws the doll into a pit of fire and Lurk, and all of the Lurk clones jump in after it*

12:47

Mysteriousjillguy

*Doll mutilates Lurk* Lurk:TGRAGGHAGGHGHHHH

12:47

Invader Jib

*Everyone else throws a party*

12:47

Mysteriousjillguy

Nightmare Lurk pops out of the ground under Menami*

12:48

YourFavoriteFangirl

*Menami refrains from partying*

12:48

Mysteriousjillguy

N.Lurk:Ur pants smell like Zik.

N.Lurk:EXPLINATION?!!

12:48

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ...OHMY-- *Kicks his face until it bleeds* D<

12:48

Mysteriousjillguy

N.lurk:Dear Dusq it hurts like...umm...A PORCUPINE!

*Lurk crawls out of the fire*

Lurk:Guys! I survived!

N.Lyrk:AHHH! A PORCUPINE!

*Nlurk slaps Lurk with a plunger*

Lurk:I"M NOT A PORCUPINE!

N.Lurk:IT SPEAKZ

N.Lurk:But just look at his hair! *touches hair*

N.Lurk:Owie. It's sharp.

12:50

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: .._.

12:50

Invader Jib

Irken in the distance: ...weirdos

12:50

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:I"M NOT A PORCUPINE YOU...UMM>...UGLY...THING

N.Lurk:Hmmm seems to be a mutated species of porcupine. Perhaps a feral deformed hedgehog thingy.

12:51

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ... i feel violated e-e;;;;

12:51

Mysteriousjillguy

Darrz suddenly flys in riding a fat woman*

Darrz:Hi guys!

12:51

Invader Jib

Irken: Ohhh hey I'm gonna turn u in *pokes lurk*

12:51

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:Who is that?

Darrz:It's my friend Snooki!

12:52

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: .....ohmytallest darrz ._.

12:52

Mysteriousjillguy

Snooky:I use mah swagoloicious bottom flab to fly

Snooky:hruhmhmlghh *burps*

12:53

Invader Jib

Poster: WANTED: LURK REWARD: 0.1 MONIES"

12:53

Mysteriousjillguy

Snooki wipes dust off poster*

SnookI:IT"S OVER 900000 *slapped by Nlurk*

N.Lurk:Overused joke is overused.

12:54

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: .... *Walks over to N. Lurk*

12:54

Invader Jib

*Several Irkens casually pass Lurk* Lurk: OH MY GOD I'M GONNA BE DEACTIVATED *Spazzes*

12:54

Mysteriousjillguy

Snooki:Look here dawling,it really is over 9000.

12:54

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: .... *Keeps kicking his face*

12:54

Mysteriousjillguy

N.Lurk:PORCUPINE! *pokes Lurk*

Lurk:NOT A PORCUPINE

Darrz:Menami

Darrz:I got u som chocolate. *arm spazz defying physics*

12:55

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: .... DO YOU NOT FEEL PAIN OR SOMETHING-- Yeah?

Menami: ......o.o;;;;

12:55

Mysteriousjillguy

Darrz:*puts moutain of chocolate candy on her head*

Darrz:HURHURH. AREN"T WE ON OOO? WHERES JIBBY.

Darrz:I wanna show him how I"ve learned to make a planet detonating nuke!

Sevn:Illogical.

Sevn:WE MUST USE DA PLANET FUR SCIENCE

Darrz:But-

12:56

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: .... *Falls over from the mountain*

12:57

Mysteriousjillguy

Sevn:*stare*.....scccieeenccce..... *breathes on*

Nylus da hedge:DAAUGHH LOOK AT MEH. DUHHHH

Nylus:fastfastfast. Dimensionthingy

Nylus:MY FATHER'S DEAD. *batman mask*

Terrz:Oh my Zim. Nobodeh cares

12:58

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ..*Peeks out of the chocolate* ...*Noms a bar*

Ametrineskies has joined the chat.

12:58

Mysteriousjillguy

Nylus:*360 degree turn toward Menami*

12:58

Invader Jib

Jib: Hey, you know what? How come, even though this Lurk guy changed almost completely in appearance, everyone recognized him as the same? Isn't that like, a huge..error or something? I mean, what's the word..

12:58

Ametrineskies

(-w-

12:59

YourFavoriteFangirl

(Hai owo

12:59

Ametrineskies

(Coming in the rp whether you like it or not

(|D

12:59

Mysteriousjillguy

Nylus:*gmod like neck extend towards menami*

12:59

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ..*Loos at Nylus*

12:59

Mysteriousjillguy

Nylus:MAH PARENTS ARE DEAD.

12:59

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ...*e-e zoom in*

12:59

Invader Jib

(Not really a RP, just a..thing..)

12:59

Mysteriousjillguy

Sevn:I thought your father di-

12:59

Ametrineskies

(Its a rp.

12:59

YourFavoriteFangirl

(..Its still technically a rando rp

12:59

Mysteriousjillguy

Nylus:MY FATHER"S DEAD

12:59

YourFavoriteFangirl

(With no logic

12:59

Mysteriousjillguy

Nylus:SHADDUP

1:00

Ametrineskies

Zik: ..*appears next to Menami*.. Soo.. What's goin on? >w>

Zik: S'been a while..

1:00

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:Silence jibmonkey! This is my disguise!

1:00

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ...zikhelpme *Cling*

1:00

Invader Jib

Jib: ..

1:00

Ametrineskies

(//Casual arrival into the depths of madness

1:00

Invader Jib

Jib: What did you just call me? @Lurk

1:00

Ametrineskies

Zik: ..? What's going on?

1:00

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ..... Everything

1:00

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:Menami knows this disguise. Because she knew Zeerk. And Zeerk had this disguise. ASnd she knows about the disguise that is Zeerk's.

1:01

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ....Yep

1:01

Mysteriousjillguy

N.Lurk:Hello Ziky.

1:01

Ametrineskies

Zik: ..Don't call me Zikky >.>

1:01

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ...*THROWS AN AXE AT N. LURK*

1:01

Mysteriousjillguy

N.Lurk:Had som funneh buisness in Menami's trousers? hmmmm

1:01

Ametrineskies

Zik: ..._.?

1:01

Mysteriousjillguy

Darrz:Wat

1:01

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: DIEDIE--

Menami: D<

1:01

Ametrineskies

Zik: ...No?

Zik: ..I cant even do that :U

1:01

Invader Jib

Jib:..*Punches Lurk in the face* AND THAT'S FOR CALLING ME A MONKEY

1:01

Mysteriousjillguy

Nylus: *appears behind Zik*

1:01

Ametrineskies

Zik: ..*antennae twitch*

1:01

Mysteriousjillguy

Nylus:MY FATHEr"S DEAD

1:02

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ...hHHHHHHH

1:02

Ametrineskies

Zik: *turns around, grabbing his lightning sword, swinging it toward Nylus*

1:02

Mysteriousjillguy

*NYlus derp runs across the land*

1:02

Ametrineskies

Zik: ..Dont ask where I got it, it's a long story.

1:02

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:EHHHH *pawnched*

1:02

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ...what is that

1:02

Mysteriousjillguy

Terrz:Guud. I dun't wanna hear it.

1:02

Invader Jib

Jib: Nobody asked or was going to ask.

1:02

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ....Is tha another energy sword--

Menami: shut up jib

1:03

Ametrineskies

Zik: I dont like you either :U *looks at Jib*

1:03

Mysteriousjillguy

Sevn:Geez you're kind of a glitch PAK Terrz.

1:03

Invader Jib

Jib: It's not like swords are weird or something.

1:03

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: .... :I

1:03

Mysteriousjillguy

Terrz:Whatd u say little seven soon to be 911?

Sevn:..Nevermind

1:03

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: .....*Stares at Terrz*

1:03

Ametrineskies

Zik: ...Hmmf

1:04

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:I'm beginning to like this irken.

Terrz randomly phases into the ground with no explination whatsoever*

1:04

Ametrineskies

Zik: ..So where am I

1:04

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:HMPPLGHHTGHH *turns into a clay model Lurk*

*Lurk is clayanimation*

1:05

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ..I dont evn kn--

Menami: ...

1:05

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:Why do I look so wrinkly.

1:05

Ametrineskies

Zik: ....I cant.

1:05

Mysteriousjillguy

N.Lurk:YOU LOOK EVEN MORE LIKE A PORCUPINE

1:05

Ametrineskies

Zik: ..Heh!

1:05

Invader Jib

Jib: ..a what

1:05

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:I"M A HEDGEHOG! WAIT...NO>...AN IRKEN! I"M NOT A PORCUPINE!

1:05

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ..*lul*

1:06

Ametrineskies

Zik: ...ufufufufufu owo

1:06

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ...I wouldn't be surprised if your hair was a sentient porcupine. :D

1:06

Invader Jib

Jib: ...Nope, you're a human wannabe @Lurk

1:06

Mysteriousjillguy

N.Lurk:Did you put needles in your disguise on accident? Seriously,your hair,it's like razorblades!

Lurk:No it's not! I'll show you!

1:07

Ametrineskies

Zik: *pokes Lurk's hair with the sword*

1:07

Invader Jib

Irken: Um..what the heck is "hair"?

1:07

Mysteriousjillguy

*Lurk rubs his hair on Menami*

Lurk:See?!

*blood drips off his head*

1:07

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ....AOW IT HURTS--

1:07

Ametrineskies

Zik: ..*SMACKS Lurk in the face with the side of his weapon*

1:07

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: D'X

1:07

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:Oh wait..

Lurk:I can still prove it!

1:07

Ametrineskies

(..Dont ignore that o.o

1:08

Mysteriousjillguy

*Lurk puts his hand on his head*

Lurk:See? Nothin wro- GAHGGHHh

*Lurk's hand slices in half*

1:08

Invader Jib

Jib: ...Stop pretending you weren't smacked in the face

1:08

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:GRGNGHRGGH

1:08

Ametrineskies

Zik: ..*continues hitting him on the head*

1:08

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk: :I *flys into Jib randomly by the blow*

Darrz:ZIKKY! HOW YA DOIN?

1:08

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ...._.

1:09

Ametrineskies

Zik: ..*slowly stares at Darrz*

1:09

Mysteriousjillguy

Darrz:I"VE HEARD OF YOU BEFORE

1:09

Ametrineskies

Zik: ..Don't call me Zikky.

1:09

Invader Jib

Jib: ..DSJFIEJRFJIE GETITOFF

1:09

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ....o_o;;;;

1:09

Mysteriousjillguy

DARRZ:HOW DO U DO UR POWERS

1:09

Invader Jib

Jib: *Pushes Lurk away*

1:09

YourFavoriteFangirl

("HERE'S ZIKKKYYY"

1:09

Ametrineskies

Zik: ..*shoots a barrage of bullets to Darrz*

1:09

Mysteriousjillguy

*sudenly Lurky appears*

1:09

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ... DONT KILL HIM ZIK-- D:

1:09

Mysteriousjillguy

*Darrz's ignorance protects him*

1:09

Ametrineskies

(^How

1:10

Mysteriousjillguy

Darrz:Duhhhhh. What are those things.

1:10

YourFavoriteFangirl

(..this isnt a serious rp, mistyXD

1:10

Ametrineskies

(..Im still-

1:10

Mysteriousjillguy

Darrz:*picks up a bullet and swallows one*

1:10

Ametrineskies

(TT_TT

1:10

Mysteriousjillguy

Darrz:ITS CANDY RIGHT?

1:10

YourFavoriteFangirl

(..Then ask him o.o

1:10

Ametrineskies

(I still follow rules even in serious rps ono

(*nonserious

(dfhjgf

1:10

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ... HOW DID YOU--

1:10

Ametrineskies

Zik: ...How do.

1:10

Mysteriousjillguy

Sevn:No. And sorry,you'll suffer weeks of constipation because of what you did.

Darrz:*tear*

1:11

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ......can irkens even

1:11

Ametrineskies

Zik: ...No?

1:11

Invader Jib

Jib: Nope.

1:11

Mysteriousjillguy

Sevn:Oh wait.

1:11

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ...ARE WE THE ONLY SANE ONES HERE? *Looks at Jib and Zik*

1:11

Invader Jib

Jib: ...Yup

1:11

Ametrineskies

Zik: ...Well uh.. Maybe

1:11

Mysteriousjillguy

Sevn:Sorry. I meant painful vomiting and your intestines are gonna explode.

Darrz:..............OKAY! :P

1:12

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ...darrz

Menami: ...how did you even become an elite dude ._.;;;;

1:12

Ametrineskies

Zik: ..I didnt even train to be an elite and yet..

1:12

Mysteriousjillguy

Darrz:Well,ya see.

Darrz:I suddenly got an A+ despite months of ------F's

1:12

Invader Jib

Jib: ...

1:13

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ....What

1:13

Invader Jib

Jib: WE DON'T GO TO "SCHOOL", DARRZ

1:13

Mysteriousjillguy

Darrz:It's werid actually-

*Darrz vomits all over JIb*

1:13

Invader Jib

Jib: GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD. WE DON-

1:13

Mysteriousjillguy

Darrz"HGFAUGGHFH

1:13

Invader Jib

Jib: RIJRJGRIOJGJIOJGOIRJOGOJREOIWKW

1:13

Ametrineskies

Zik: ....hdfjgklfds

1:13

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ...ew

1:13

Ametrineskies

Zik: ..I've seen worse <n>

1:14

Mysteriousjillguy

N.Lurky: MAYBE THE VOMIT CAN MAKE LURK"S HAIR SEEM LIKE SOFT THUMBTACKS! HUH LURK?!

Lurk:TAT"S IT

*Lurk and Nl lurk fight like a pack of feral cats*

1:14

Ametrineskies

Zik: ...This place doesn't make sense.. But neither does my own house, so ene

1:15

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: .....BEAT HIM UP LURK HE VIOLATED ME

1:15

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurky:Oh no no no Zik.

1:15

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ._.;;;

Menami: ... *Looks at Lurky slowly*

1:15

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurky:You haven't seen Nark's fanfictions...have you?

1:15

Ametrineskies

Zik: ...I dont want to know?

1:15

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurky: I did som time travel n crap.

1:15

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ..Who's "Nark"

1:15

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurky:*hands Nark's "fanart"

1:15

Ametrineskies

Zik: *stabs it all* fhjgklhg

1:15

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurky:*gives fanart to Menami*

1:16

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ...... WHAT THE--

1:16

Invader Jib

Jib: ...Why do you even exist? @lurky

1:16

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ...THIS IS PO-- *Throws it at*

1:16

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurky:Well

1:17

Ametrineskies

Zik: ..*pets Menami* o.o Yeh it is

1:17

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurky: I come from an eternal nightmare. THe flames of GIBBLETS

1:18

Invader Jib

Jib: ..Sounds stupid.

1:18

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurky:GIBBLETS TRIGGER

1:18

Ametrineskies

Zik: Triggers? >:U

1:18

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami:....

1:18

Ametrineskies

Zik: *puts on Kankri horns* :I

(Yes I just

1:19

Invader Jib

Jib: ...I don't know what your referencing

1:19

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurky: Heheh just joking. Actually I'm a genocidal serial killer doll from a world of ghosts.

Lurky:YOUR NUMBERS CAME UP,SO I CAME HERE.

1:20

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ... *Looks at the horns*

1:20

Ametrineskies

Zik: ..*takes them off*.. *makes a messed up rainbow* homestuck (XDD

1:20

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ..... is homestuck that one webcomic you wanted me to see

LIRLIR has joined the chat.

1:20

Ametrineskies

Zik: ...Never can you comprehend the LOGICS-

1:20

Mysteriousjillguy

Darrz:WAITAMINTUTE

1:20

LIRLIR

(aaarrgh the coughing hurrrts)

1:20

Mysteriousjillguy

Darrz:CHILD'S PLAY? AREN"T YOU LIKE THAT CHU-

1:20

Ametrineskies

Zik: *jumps onto Menami's shoulders* BECAUSE ITS ALL IN THE MIND- yeah im done

1:21

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurky:DO NOT SPEAK OF MY DISTANT COUSIN.

1:21

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ...._.

1:21

Mysteriousjillguy

*Another doll appears*

1:21

Ametrineskies

Zik: I dont like dolls.

1:21

Invader Jib

Jib: ...I stopped going on the internet after I saw "Irkenempire.wikia.com"

1:21

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: .... so yesno? :I

1:21

Mysteriousjillguy

Doll2:Sorry,his cousin stole his girl.

*pats lurky*

1:22

Ametrineskies

Zik: Yes- *jumps off, smiles at Menami*

1:22

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurky:HE GOT HER WITH THE BEST MILKSHAKES IN HIS YARD!

Lurky:DARN RIGHT,THEY WERE BETTER THEN MINE.

*Lurky sobs*

Darrz:Oh....

1:23

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ... o_o;;;\

1:23

Ametrineskies

Zik: ...Im sorry about your loss :U

1:24

Invader Jib

Jib: ..Explain to me how YOU'RE EVEN ALIVE @lurky

1:24

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurky:My girl! We drove a car into a bridge! WE DIDN"T CARE. WE LOVED IT

Lurky: WE CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL-

1:24

Ametrineskies

Zik: ..*STABS*

1:24

LIRLIR

*Xisenin's voice comes from the shadows* I'm not really fond of dolls either. As patients, they're wonderful! But they're not good at eating things..

1:25

Mysteriousjillguy

*NYlus appears as a spindash,running into Lurky*

Nylus:DINNER SEASONING. *jumps toward Xi*

Nylus:MY PARENTS ARE DEAD.

1:25

LIRLIR

Xisenin: Nope. Over here! *waves*

1:25

Mysteriousjillguy

Nylus:Den whats this I'm on?

1:25

LIRLIR

Xisenin: Cheeese. *derps*

1:25

Mysteriousjillguy

*It's a giant dragon thingy*

*Dragon maims NYlus* Nylus screams in pain*

1:26

Invader Jib

Jib: ...Dragons are cliche

1:26

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ......

1:26

Mysteriousjillguy

Darrz:Dragons live on Ooo!

Darrz:Whysitcalled Ooo? Huh?

1:27

LIRLIR

Xisenin: Dragons are overrated! I thought that was a giant cheese loaf.

1:27

Invader Jib

Jib: ....

1:27

Mysteriousjillguy

Darrz:Why not "Aaa"? Or eee? OR HOW ABOUT HAHAAA?

1:27

Ametrineskies

Zik: :U *pimpslaps Darrz*

1:27

Mysteriousjillguy

Darrz:Why don't we rename Charles Nickeson when we conquer it?

*slow mo pimpslap to Darrz*

1:27

Invader Jib

Jib: ....."We"

1:27

LIRLIR

Xisenin: Because that name's stupid.

1:27

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ....*Lul*

1:27

Mysteriousjillguy

*FATALITY*

1:28

LIRLIR

Xisenin: That name is just the worst.

1:28

Mysteriousjillguy

*N.Lurk flys into Xi*

1:28

Ametrineskies

Zik: ouo

1:28

LIRLIR

Xisenin: HI! :D

1:28

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:TAKE THAT YOU FAKER!

N.Lurk:Faker? You're the only faker here!

1:28

LIRLIR

Xisenin: .......

1:28

Mysteriousjillguy

n.Lurk:PORCUPINE. SHADDUP

1:29

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ....*Throws knives at N. Lurk*

1:29

Mysteriousjillguy

Terrz:Be quiet everyone or I'll force you to watch Earth's newest televison shows!

1:29

Ametrineskies

Zik: ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

1:29

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:Like what?

1:29

LIRLIR

Xisenin: HAHAHAAHAH THEYRE SO STUPID

Xisenin: I want to kill them all!

1:29

Mysteriousjillguy

*Terrz shows a poster of Hooney boo boo*

1:29

LIRLIR

Xisenin: Don't let me watch the live shows! AHAH

1:29

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:GAGGHHHHH! IT"S HORRRIBLE!

Terrz:NOT JUST LIVE SHOWS,MY FRIEND.

1:30

Ametrineskies

Zik: *shoots the poster with lightning from the sword* T_T

Zik: NEVER

1:30

Mysteriousjillguy

Terrz:*SPONGEBOB SPINOFF*

1:30

Ametrineskies

Zik: *dies*

1:30

LIRLIR

Xisenin: *stands up*

1:30

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:GAUGHHHHH! IT"S HORRIBLE!

1:30

Ametrineskies

Zik: //he ded

1:30

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: .... e-e

1:30

Mysteriousjillguy

Terrz:THe tallest had more...well..negative reactions.

1:31

LIRLIR

Xisenin: YOU CALL THAT CHEESE?! *points to the TV* THIS IS CHEEESSEEE *shoves a ton of cheese into the TV and it explodes*

1:31

Ametrineskies

Zik: *sits up, anime eyesparkle* Did they kill themselves?

1:31

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: .... Ever notice that the grey Lurk over there seems to always dodge my attacks

Menami: ..>_>

1:31

Mysteriousjillguy

*flashback* Purple:I'm going to throw up.

1:31

Invader Jib

Jib: The Lurks don't interact with anyone else when they're doing this, so you can just ignore them

1:31

Mysteriousjillguy

*Earth gets put on "NEEDTODESTROYSOON" list*

N.Lurk:MY FACE!

N.Lurk:*knives stuck in face*

N.Lurk:MY HORRIBLE FACE!

1:32

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ..|D

1:32

LIRLIR

Xisenin: Delayed reaction much?? *smiles at N.Lurk*

1:32

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurl teleports here* Lurl:HAYYY EVERYBODEH! IT"S BAD FAN CHARACTER TIMMMEE!

Lurk:*resisting urge to smile* *jaw cracks and breaks*

1:33

LIRLIR

Xisenin: WHO THA HECK ARE YOU?!

1:33

Mysteriousjillguy

Sevn:Dead. *vaporizes Lurl with lazer gun*

Lurk:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *covers mouth*

1:33

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ....WHAT WAS THAT THING

1:33

LIRLIR

Xisenin: HEAAHHAAHHAHA AHAHAHAH nom nom nom *munches on bread*

1:33

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:*spits out bits of broken teeth*

1:34

Ametrineskies

Zik: ...i cant~

1:34

Invader Jib

Jib:...WE SHOULD MAKE SOME KIND OF SHIELD TO PREVENT THE DIMENSIONAL VORTEXES FROM OPENING SO WE DON'T GET ANY MORE LURKS ASAP

1:34

Mysteriousjillguy

N.Lurk:He sees her...in his...dreaaaamssss. *rips out knives*

1:34

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ... JIB

1:34

LIRLIR

Xisenin: Why do that when we can just.. KILL THEM ALL?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

1:34

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ..THAT WASNT LURK THAT LOOKED LIKE A...

Menami: ...mary sue.

1:34

Ametrineskies

Zik: ..Twas a Lurl-

1:35

Invader Jib

Jib:..SAME THING

1:35

LIRLIR

Xisenin: *derps*

1:35

Mysteriousjillguy

Sev:Jib. MY dear boy. IT's not that easy. You'd have to cut off ALL alternate universe travel. Oh and if we're not lucky it'd destroy the universe...or leave us.."dimension locked".

Sevn:You think the hedgehog boy would know this.

Lurk:I"VE DONE RESEARCH!

1:36

LIRLIR

Xisenin: HENCE, WE JUST KILL THEM ALL! HASHAHAHFHAHFA AHAHAH *laughs maniacally*

1:36

Invader Jib

Jib: He doesn't because he doesn't know anything

1:36

Mysteriousjillguy

*flashback* *Lurk playing a video game*

Lurk:MGHHGFGGHH

Game:Game over,you stink.

1:36

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: .... ^^;; He's not THAT dumb, Jib.

1:36

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:CHEATING PIG!!! *throws controller*

1:37

Ametrineskies

(That pilot ref

1:37

YourFavoriteFangirl

(dat

1:37

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:MUST...HAVE..MORE...POWERRRRR! *presses button*

*Computer stops lagging while on a chat forum*

1:37

LIRLIR

Xisenin: ......

1:37

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:AHAHAHA!

*blue screen*

LURK:BURRITOS! YOU DARE DISOBEY ME?!! *smears burrito paste all over screen*

*flashback end*

Lurk:wekll uhh

Lurk:LOOK JIB! IT"S KNOX BEHIND YOU!

1:39

LIRLIR

Xisenin: SAND IS OVERPOWEREEED *pours a bunch of buckets of sand onto Lurk, who starts to suffocate*

1:39

Mysteriousjillguy

/LURK:IT LOOKS LIKE HE"S TRYING TO EXPOSE YOU AS AN IRKEN!

1:39

LIRLIR

Xisenin: SAND SAND SAND IS OVERpowAHD

1:39

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:*COUGH**ACK*

1:39

Invader Jib

Jib: ...Don't joke about that D:<

1:39

LIRLIR

XISENIN: HAHAHAHHFHAHAH SUFFOCATEEE

1:39

Mysteriousjillguy

LURK:HELP! I CAN"T BREATHE! MY HAIR IS STUCK! IT"S CUTTING MEEE!

1:40

Ametrineskies

Zik: ...Ufufufufufu! owo

1:40

LIRLIR

Xisenin: Oh fine. *yanks Lurk out of sand*

Xisenin: Sand is overpoweeerred :D

1:40

Ametrineskies

Zik: ..No, no, keep him in there!

1:40

Mysteriousjillguy

*Xi's hand is deeply cut*

1:40

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ...DON'T keep him in there. *SMacks ZIk*

1:40

LIRLIR

Xisenin: *throws Lurk at Zik*

1:40

Ametrineskies

Zik: GAHJSSKDSIUGDHSJSDIJS

1:40

Mysteriousjillguy

Darrz:Wait....aren't we all out of disguise..?

1:40

Ametrineskies

Zik: *runs away* NYUU

1:40

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ..._.;;;;

1:41

Mysteriousjillguy

*a giant crowd of Ooo inhabitants is surrounding everyone*

1:41

Ametrineskies

Zik: Yeah so wha- ..Sup guize. *stands there*

1:41

LIRLIR

Xisenin: Why do I gotz a cut??

1:41

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ...why are we on ooo-- D:

1:41

Mysteriousjillguy

Inhabitants:ALIENS! QUICK CALL DA CANDY PRINCESS N STUFF

1:41

Invader Jib

Jib: ...Since when ar-

1:41

Ametrineskies

Zik: ...Since when were we?

1:41

Mysteriousjillguy

*ALERT NOISE*

1:41

Ametrineskies

Zik: ..*turns on disguise* Im not an alien.

1:41

LIRLIR

Xisenin: AHHAHAH *grabs a candy person and eats him*

1:41

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ...*Does the same*

1:41

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:>_> <_<

*Lurk throws cube grenades at JIb's base,it explodes*

1:42

LIRLIR

Xisenin: NOM NOM NOM NOM HAHAHAHA CANDY PEOPLES AHHAHAHA *grabs more and eats them, turns on disguise and keeps eating them*

1:42

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:HA HA! *random LSD portal*

1:42

YourFavoriteFangirl

(..poor jib his base is always being destroyed XDD

1:42

Invader Jib

Jib: ..AAAAAAAAH

1:42

Ametrineskies

Zik: ...*looks at the candy people*

1:42

LIRLIR

Xisenin: NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

1:42

Mysteriousjillguy

Darrz:HEY JIB! LOOK! I TOOK SOME PICTURES WITH THEM!

1:42

Invader Jib

Jib: *Points at Lurk* THERE'S THE ALIEN. KILL HIM.

1:42

LIRLIR

Xisenin: Guys, just eat them!

1:42

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ....._.;;;;;

1:42

Ametrineskies

Zik: ..*grabs a candy person, chewing on it*

1:43

Mysteriousjillguy

*Darrz hands a picture of Darrz waving at a horrified finn and jake*

1:43

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ..Zik.

1:43

LIRLIR

Xisenin: *fries a candy person with a laser gun and eats the remnants*

1:43

Invader Jib

*ooo inhabitants pull Lurk out of the portal and beat him up*

1:43

Mysteriousjillguy

LurkY:OOO AUGH GHEFGAGHJK OO

1:43

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ....That's a person. You're eating a living being. ...Let that sink in.

1:43

Ametrineskies

Zik: ...It's candy :3

Zik: *continues chewing*

1:43

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ...It's alive, Zik

1:43

Mysteriousjillguy

*flying vampire cow cyborgs flys out of the portal*

1:43

Ametrineskies

Zik: So was bacon.

1:43

LIRLIR

Xisenin: HAHAHAHAHAH CANDDYYYYY *fries a dozen more*

1:43

Mysteriousjillguy

Candy child:Pwease mister. Stahp eating me.

1:43

LIRLIR

Xisenin: BURN THEMMMM

1:44

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ..dont mention bcon here

1:44

Mysteriousjillguy

*Candy child tears*

1:44

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: please

1:44

LIRLIR

Xisenin: NOOOOO *eats child*

Xisenin: AHAHAAHAHAHahaHA

1:44

Mysteriousjillguy

Darrz:..Wow Xi,you're sick.

*Darrz noms on a chocolate person*

1:44

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: .....o~o

1:44

LIRLIR

Xisenin: YUUP

1:44

Ametrineskies

Zik: ...>.> Still, these are candy.. And candy is good. They just happen to speak!

1:44

LIRLIR

Xisenin: Oh wait. Hang on a sec. *throws up* BLAAARRRGH

1:44

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ..... If you're a hero, then stop murdering

1:44

Mysteriousjillguy

Candy person:Please,I have a wife,and kids,and a toilet.

1:44

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: :I

1:44

Ametrineskies

Zik: *grabs an icecream person*.. This aint murder :u

1:45

Mysteriousjillguy

Icecream:NOOO! I"M PREGGIES!

1:45

Ametrineskies

Zik: *throws* D:

1:45

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: .... *Grabs Zik's head*

1:45

LIRLIR

Xisenin: THEY WANT TO BE EATEN! FULFILL THEIR DREAMS

1:45

Mysteriousjillguy

Darrz:Wait. Where's that human and the dog?

1:45

Ametrineskies

Zik: ..*stares at* Dant tuch my heds-

1:45

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: .-. *Squeeze*

1:45

Ametrineskies

Zik: ...Sdfuijfdklsdfghjhsd

1:45

Mysteriousjillguy

Darrz:Oh wait. I remember.

1:45

Ametrineskies

Zik: *kicks* STAP

1:45

Mysteriousjillguy

Darrz:I knocked them out and gave them to a nice skeleton guy.

1:45

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: >.o *Let go*

1:46

LIRLIR

Xisenin: HAMA DAMMA FLOOGIIEEE *grabs more and eats them*

1:46

Mysteriousjillguy

*Suddenly a skull shaped mushroom cloud explodes in the candy kingdom*

*Zombies appear*

1:46

Ametrineskies

Zik: *not processing thatXD*.. *out of panic, he grabs her arm and flips her over*

1:46

Mysteriousjillguy

Sevn:YOU IDIOT! HE JUST DETONATED A BOMB MADE OF...MAGIC AND..STUFF!

1:46

LIRLIR

Xisenin: ZURMBIES AHAHAHAHA KILL THEM WIITH FIIIIREEE *zaps a bunch of zombies *HAHAHAHA

1:46

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ....WAAAAAH--

Menami: *SPOOCHKICK* D<

1:47

Mysteriousjillguy

Sevn:WE"LL BE TURNED INTO ....THINGS LIKE THAT! *points to a two headed candy guy*

1:47

Ametrineskies

Zik: Sghdf- ..*aims sword to*

1:47

Mysteriousjillguy

Sevn:WE"RE GONNA DIE!

1:47

LIRLIR

Xisenin: NUR. JUST KILLEM

1:47

Mysteriousjillguy

Sevn:WAIT..NOOOO! MY SCIENCE!

1:47

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ... Can we just kill them?! e-e

1:47

Mysteriousjillguy

Sevn:I WAS GONNA TURN THIS PLANET INTO AN EXPERIMENTAL PLANET!

1:47

Invader Jib

Jib: ........THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED BE PRANCING AROUND MY ASSIGNED PLANET @Sevn

1:47

LIRLIR

Xisenin: KILL THEMMM!!! *takes out a flamethrower and starts burning a lot of them*

1:48

Ametrineskies

Zik: ....So apparently if I kill ZOMBIE candy people.. I can get away with it

1:48

Mysteriousjillguy

SEVN:MY SCUENCCEEEE! IT"S OVER! RETREAT! HUAHUHAHUAHA! *Sevn grabs Terrz and runs into her spittle runner* *it takes off*

1:48

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ...Because they're already dead.

1:48

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:Wait..

1:48

LIRLIR

Xisenin: AHAHAAHHAHAHFHEAHHAFHAFEUHGHEUGHAUHHAHGGHUSGHN *burns more*

1:48

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: *Takes out energy sword*

1:48

Ametrineskies

Zik: ...*kicks* Im going to find a live one >n>

1:48

Mysteriousjillguy

*Lurk looks at his fingers*

1:48

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ... *HITS him with the nonsharp edge*

1:48

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:If there's a genderbent world..that Kurl..then..

1:48

Invader Jib

Candy person: SHUT UP *Candy people still beathing up Lurk*

1:49

Mysteriousjillguy

*Lurk's hair suddenly softens*

1:49

Ametrineskies

Zik: *hisses at* ..

1:49

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk: Oh Sugar Honey Iced Tea.

1:49

Ametrineskies

(...^YES

(I C WHAT U DID

(I LIKE YOU A BIT MORE

1:49

YourFavoriteFangirl

(...XDDDDDD

1:49

Ametrineskies

(Miz its a Homestuck reference -w-

1:49

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:BWAAHHH *suddenly blasts the candy people out of the way with impossible strength*

1:50

YourFavoriteFangirl

(I was guessing so

(:3

1:50

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:AHAAAA! CHOW CHING DA WINGGG! *karate noises*

*Lurky blasts candy people with a plasma cannon*

Lurk*

1:50

Invader Jib

Rpper: GODMODDER *Punches Lurk with giant hand through the fourth wall*

1:50

Ametrineskies

Zik: ..So if I kill someone that was once a perfectly innocent person, but is undead, I get to kill them?

1:50

LIRLIR

Xisenin: *rofls at Lurk*

1:50

Ametrineskies

Zik: I see your logic

1:51

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:HOOOO WAH! *smashes the person*

1:51

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ....

1:51

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:HEEEWAH! *fires a giant plasma ball at the kingdom*

Nylus:*at the kingdom*

1:51

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ... You know I'm a nice person. :I But I'm not feeling myself today.

1:51

Mysteriousjillguy

Lich:So....your parents are dead?

Nylus:YES.

Lich:How about you get revenge.

1:51

LIRLIR

Xisenin: ZOMBIE DOMINOES *tips over a zombie and it causes a chain reaction. they all fall over*

1:51

Mysteriousjillguy

Nylus:MY parents are dead.

Lich:.....You know what,I'm just going to mutate you now. *throws Nylus into a pit of mutagenic goo*

1:52

Invader Jib

Jib: ....STOP OVERCROSSING CROSSOVERS TOEFOKREOKFKOWEFKOWKEOD

1:52

Mysteriousjillguy

*Nylus crawls out as a horrific undead hedgehog made of rotten chocolate*

1:53

Ametrineskies

Zik: ..Heh.. Well, Im never exactly myself either. *shoots bullets at the zombies*

1:53

LIRLIR

Xisenin: AH NEED A DIAMOND SWORD *takes out a diamond sword and starts slashing at the zombies*

1:53

Mysteriousjillguy

Nylus:DERRRRGGG I"M GONNA MAKE U ALL WATCH MILEY CIRUS...BRGLGGHH

*Plasma ball flies at the kingdom*

1:53

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: .... *Runs over and beats Nylus with the sword* OH NAW--

1:53

Mysteriousjillguy

Lich: Goda-

1:53

LIRLIR

Xisenin: EHAHFLAFHAL *slashes at zombie*

1:53

Mysteriousjillguy

*Kingdom vaporizes*

*Lurk continuously fires more plasma ball in a rage induced trigger happy rampage*

plasma balls*

Lurk:HEHEHEHEHE *rapid fire*

1:54

Ametrineskies

Zik: ..Senseless firing..

1:54

Invader Jib

Jib: *Rips plasma cannon out of hands* You can have this back when you decide to behave.

1:54

Ametrineskies

Zik: ..Sounds good to me.. :3

1:54

Mysteriousjillguy

*Cannon suddenly explodes*

1:54

LIRLIR

Xisenin DAHDADLAD

1:54

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ...._.

1:54

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:DGUGH *pushed back* *Hair is burnt*

1:55

Invader Jib

Jib:.....STOP GODMODDERING

1:55

Ametrineskies

Zik: HHNNGH JIB STOP BREAKING FOURTH WALL

1:55

Invader Jib

Jib: no

1:55

Ametrineskies

Zik: *ultimate pimpslap* yis

1:55

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:YES! I DID IT! NOW KURL AND ORIAM MUST"VE BEEN DOING THIS IN THE GENDERBENT WORLD! FIONNA IS SAv-

1:55

Ametrineskies

Zik: *stabs Lurk*

1:55

Mysteriousjillguy

*Lurk looks around,seeing the carnage*

1:55

LIRLIR

hahgahga

1:56

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:*coughs up blood from the stab*

1:56

Ametrineskies

Zik: *runs*

1:56

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:.....:I

1:56

Ametrineskies

Zik: yyeeeeeeeeeeeeee

1:56

Mysteriousjillguy

*Lurk gets into a fetal position*

1:56

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ....

1:56

Invader Jib

Jib: *Throws old book titled "Fionna and Cake" into a fire*

1:56

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:...GENDERBENT......GENDERBENT....GENDERBENT...

1:56

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ... *Walks over and pets Lurk* ...Shoosh.

1:56

Invader Jib

Jib: HAHAHHA IT'S GONE NOW

1:56

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: Shooosh.

1:56

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:GENDERBENT...GENDERBENT..

1:57

Ametrineskies

Zik: You dont even read Homestuck >:?

1:57

LIRLIR

Xisenin: *is standing on a mountain of dead zombies holding a diamond sword* YAYYY! *faints and rolls down the mountain*

1:57

Invader Jib

Jib: Nobody reads that.

1:57

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ... You've been forcing me to read it :I

1:57

Ametrineskies

Zik: I barely mention it

1:57

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:B-but...Menamyy..I don't wanna wear the green blanket.

1:57

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: You do alot now-- .... ^^;;; Lurk.

1:57

Ametrineskies

Zik: *sits on Lurk*

1:57

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:I w-want my sippy cup. Five more mintutes Menamiiii

Darrz:NOOO!

1:58

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ....*Sigh*

1:58

Mysteriousjillguy

Darrz:YOU FOOLS! YOU RUINED JIB"S MISSION!

Darrz:*runs to JIb*

1:58

Ametrineskies

Zik: Technically we made it better-er :U

1:58

Mysteriousjillguy

Darrz:JIb! My tutor! I have failed you!

1:58

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: *Passes Lurk a donut* I eat when I'm upset. Have some comfort food.

1:58

Ametrineskies

Zik: ..Zim hoards tons of comfort food :u

Zik: If we touch it we're thrown out of the house :u

1:59

Mysteriousjillguy

Darrz:The amarda can't conquer a planet infected with mutgenic madness!

1:59

Ametrineskies

Zik: ..Literately. :U

1:59

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ...THat's stupid.

Menmi: o_o

1:59

Ametrineskies

Zik: ..We're allowed to come back in but he's just.. NINJA

1:59

Invader Jib

Jib: ...Who's "Zim"

1:59

Ametrineskies

Zik: ..LONG STORY YOU SHISH

Zik: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEIIIIISISHSSHS

1:59

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:*noms on donut* *makes crying baby noises*

1:59

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ....His other dimensional older brother

Menami: :U

1:59

Mysteriousjillguy

Darrz:DUHHHH. He almost destroyed the empire? REmember?

Darrz:Zim? THe moron? THe one who messed up the control brains?

2:00

Invader Jib

Jib: *Making "he's crazy" gestures toward Lurk* Oh. THAT..that's old news

2:00

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurky:*goo lANDS ON LURKY*

2:00

Ametrineskies

Zik: ..I should show you my dimension sometime, Menami.. He's alot different than what he was then :u

2:00

LIRLIR

Xisenin: *snores*

2:00

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurky mutates into a giant three headed bear*

2:01

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ... I don't really travel to other dimensions much... sure. o:

2:01

Ametrineskies

Zik: ...*aims sword to Lurky*

2:01

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurky:ONLY YOU CAN STOP NUKES! *runs away on a horrible rampage*

2:01

Ametrineskies

Zik: ..Lemme defeat this first.

2:01

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: .....You sure he isn't selfish? :I-- ..*Looks at Lurky*

Menami: ..GHH--

2:01

Mysteriousjillguy

*Lurky grows ten times his size* *He runs away to destroy other kingdoms* *godzilla stock roar*

2:01

Ametrineskies

Zik: ..Wasting mana on that would be stupid though.. Nah. *grabs a bag of chips*

2:02

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ....

2:02

Invader Jib

Jib:..What's "Mana"

Zik: DO NOT QUESTION ME

2:02

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ... uwu You're my idiot. *Hugs Zik*

2:02

Ametrineskies

Zik: Ahsdjkgg *throws a chip at*

Zik: *at Jib

Zik: ...Eym not an idiot-

2:02

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ...*Looks at Jib* ..... Being you're psychic, you should know what mana is

2:02

Invader Jib

Jib: Oooh she called u an idiot :U

2:02

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: :U

2:03

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:Mario..Mario..Mario..I dun't wanna do anymore pushups. mlprggh. *shivers*

2:03

Invader Jib

Jib: I'm a what?

2:03

Mysteriousjillguy

Darrz:Hey..shouldn't we leave this planet before we're affected by the fallout-

2:03

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ...-_-;;

2:03

Mysteriousjillguy

*Darrz turns into a monster made of grass*

2:03

Ametrineskies

Zik: Sure *grabs Menami and jumps into a portal*

2:03

Mysteriousjillguy

Darrz:GHHOGLOIUGHH. I NEED FERTLIZER

2:03

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: .. hHHH-

Menami: *Grabs Lurk with*

2:04

Mysteriousjillguy

*Darrz vomits bugs all over Jib*

2:04

Ametrineskies

Zik: DONT BRING HIM WITH US-

2:04

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: I DO WHAT I WANT D<

2:04

Mysteriousjillguy

*Darrz: *vomits a giant pile of grass eating bugs all over Jib*

2:04

Invader Jib

Jib:WELL THANKS ALOT PEOPLE *Grumbles and walks back to destroyed base*

2:04

Ametrineskies

Zik: Im not taking that thing to my dimension. *opens portal on top of Jib* Heh!

Zik: *jumps onto his head* uwu

2:05

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: *Drops Lurk and falls over* ._.!

2:05

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk:NOOO! LEAVE THE NASTY WASTY BIG BAD JIBBER HERE!

Lurk:*sobs*

2:05

Invader Jib

Jib:...HEY

2:05

LIRLIR

Xisenin: *dreams of punching a log*

2:05

Invader Jib

(Gtg

2:05

Mysteriousjillguy

*Lurk hugs his doll* His head smells like taquitos.

( NUUU

2:05

Ametrineskies

(myu

Invader Jib has left the chat.

2:06

Mysteriousjillguy

( gghhggbghh we didsn't start a serious rp ghgjhnmg

2:06

LIRLIR

:/

2:06

Ametrineskies

(..This is as serious as it gets here anyway

2:06

YourFavoriteFangirl

(..THis was fun tho :u

2:06

LIRLIR

Yuurp

2:06

Mysteriousjillguy

*Lurky mutates into the size of the planet* *It explodes*

LIRLIR has left the chat.

2:06

Mysteriousjillguy

*AND NOT A JIB WAS GIVEN THAT DAY. NO ONE SURVIVED. THE END*

2:07

YourFavoriteFangirl

(...*slow clap*

2:07

Ametrineskies

*clapplz*

2:07

Mysteriousjillguy

( Darrz:*sniff* *rabid clap*

( *instant emmy award*

2:07

Ametrineskies

yis.

*throws billions of emmy awards*

2:07

Mysteriousjillguy

( Well that was alot of foreshadowing

2:07

YourFavoriteFangirl

:D :D

(brb XD

2:08

Mysteriousjillguy

( ...possible future rps. huehuehue

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