(Previous episode: The Trial)
(GIR Walks into Zim’s house, sucking a SuckMunkey. Zim is laying on the couch staring blankly into space)
GIR: Want a slurp? Do ya? Huh?
Zim: I just, don’t understand.
GIR: What do ya mean?
ZIM: The Brains,
(Shows flashback of Zim’s memories being sucked out by the Control Brains)
ZIM: they told me. Something.
GIR looks out the window as a Dog chases a mailman who’s chasing a clown.
GIR: I like clowns.
ZIM: I just don’t understand, defects aren’t supposed to know they’re defects.
GIR: Do you like clowns?
ZIM: GIR, am I a defect?
GIR: Clowns are funny.
ZIM: Am I a-
GIR: DO YA' LIKE CLOWNS?
ZIM: No GIR, never. (Stares forward angrily)
(Shows flashback of Smeet ZIM. A clown smiles at him, ZIM cries)
ZIM: Now am I a-
GIR: I like doggies.
ZIM: (Sighs) (Walks to to kitchen) (Goes into trash can) Computer! Take me to the cleansing room!
Computer: But ZIM-
ZIM: No talking Computer! I must DEPART!
(Zim is lowered down deeper into his base)
GIR: G-BYE! G-BYE! G-BYE! (ect.)
(Cut to Gir looking down the trash can.
GIR: Answers doorbell, finding Dib at the door. Dib is holding a slice of pizza) Hi!
Dib: Can you- (GIR takes his pizza) (Dib sighs) I guess you can have it.
Dib: What? (Shakes head) N-Never mind. Do you know where Zim is?
GIR: Oh, he gonna take a bath.
Dib: Zim takes baths?
Cut to: Cleansing room
(The cleansing room is a giant sperical room. In the back is the dock. The area you exit the elevator with a half circle surface of 3" height. Below the dock is a pool of brownish-yellow liquid known as Cleanser)
ZIM: (Exits tube) "Goodbye defective life. But wait! The tallests must be worried. I reported NOTHING in the past three days. Computer! Call the tallests.
(Minimoose floats over to Zim he has a screen between his antlers)
Minimoose: (Excited 'squeal')
(Static appears on the screen, it clears to show the tallest)
Purple: (Annoyed) Oh, hello Zim. What is it- (happilly) your in the cleansing room!
Red (Offscreen): (happiy) He's where?
ZIM: Yes, you are right I, mighty Irken Invader! Is a defect. This, is my last transmission.
Cut to: The Massive (Main Interior Room)
(The screen turns off and everyone starts partying)
Cut to: ZIM's Elevator (Interior)
(Gir and Dib are standing in the elevator. Gir's smiling at Dib)
GIR: Do 'ya like clowns!
GIR: I like walruses! (Imitates walrus)
(Elevator 'dings' as the door opens) (Dib walks towards Zim, who's preparing to jump)
Zim: Goodbye life.
Dib: I'm not falling for that Zim.
Zim: You win Dib human. I will no longer be any threat.
Zim: I am a humiliation to my race! I must be DESTROYED!
Dib: But Zim, what about your mission?
Zim: THIS! Is my mission!
Zim: (Shamefully) I, am no Irken, I'm a defect.
Dib: But, how can a defect create a perfect temporal object displacement machine?
Zim: Well, It was a work of- WAIT! You are trying to spank me with stupidness! I will not be fooled!
Dib: I didn't say anything about-
Computer: Sir, now you know you're a defect, you can change it.
Zim: (Evily) Yes, I can. GIR! Dispose of the Dib-garbage!
(Battle Mode Gir pushes Dib off the dock. Wait a beat, Dib flies out on a jetpack and up the elevator)
(The party is still going)
Irken: Sirs, Zim is calling.
Red: Zim, didn't he stop living?
(Zim appears on screen)
Purple: Zim, why are you alive?
Zim: I have decided to stop being a defect,
Red: YOU'VE WHAT!!!
Zim: Yes, but now I have to get Moofy out of Robodad's mouth.