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Tanz von der Krabben
General Information
Previous Event

A Dark Apotheosis, Part Two

Next Event

N/A

Time it happened

N/A

Characters Invovled

Averii, Jib, Mario, Vil, others

Where It Took Place

Weltraum Neun, Krevtovian Space

[Source]


Tanz Von Der Krabben Is an Episode Of: Irken Conquest:Season Three

In the hours following the events of A Dark Apotheosis, Invader Averii's ship struggles to limp to the nearest civilized outpost; Weltraum Neun. A few mistranslations, angry shouts, and gunshots later, he accidentally sells the ship and everyone aboard to the locals. Hijinks Ensue.

Overview Edit

Participating Users Edit

Music Edit

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Additional Facts Edit

  • Started 11/2/2015.
  • Weltraum Neun translates roughly from German as 'Deep Space Nine'. The reference here is obvious.
  • Renamed 11/22/2015 from Dry-Docked to Tanz von der Krabben.
    • Translates from rough German as 'Dance of the Crabs'.

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Story Version Edit

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Summary Edit

Spoilers!

Limping out of Hyperspace in the hours following A Dark Apotheosis, Part 2, Invaders Averii and Jib are taking a quick stop to try and repair the Rex at a local alien station known only as Weltraum Neun.

Disembarking, they happen upon a strange occurrence just past the docking port, but are unable to think on it as Mario appears, thrown through a portal by his father Vok, who had become bored with them. Unable to refuse, Ave and Jib shrug it off and greet them, with Ave telling him about how they "Missed a bit of a party earlier."

They don't have long before security arrives, however, in the form of a short crab-like humanoid, Ader, and his guards; the rather young port security detail of the station. After a brief (and hard to understand) warning, they're let through.

Immediately, they're assailed by short salesmen speaking in another language, and while Averii and Jib can take their rather cute stares, Mario is unable to resist their wares.

Spending the next few minutes searching for a compatible part shop, eventually Mario accumulates a small mountain of items. Amused by his inability to say 'no', Ave and Jib are distracted, and they run into a young, blue-eyed Irken female - Vigil, or Vil for short.

After digging themselves out of the pile, she introduces herself to Averii as an Overseer Cadet, assigned to work under him by Adjucator Skabb, giving him a rather brief run-down on why she's out here in the first place. Shrugging, Averii accepts her and tells her of their need for ship parts, and she excitedly drags the group to a nearby part shop, claiming that she can translate for them.

Long story short, her translations are incorrect, and Averii accidentally sells himself, Jib, and his ship to the local gang-like ruling clan of 'Krevtovians' on the station. What did he get in return?

A noir film, to Hatbot's glee, and an Adhesive Medical Strip.

Following a short fight and some gunshots (as well as Mario giving mouth-to-mouth), alarms are tripped and heavy security forces begin marching on them en masse, deploying smoke.

Panicking, Ave, Jib, and Mario grab the parts they need, and struggle to find an exit as the enemy marches closer. That is, before they realize the floor is made of a vent-like grating between them and the sewer below. Thus, Averii, Jib, Mario, Hatbot, and Vil all dive into the unpleasant muck below, their escape covered by the smoke grenades of the Krevtovians.

Fleeing under one of the multiple marketplace levels through a fog of smoke and steam, they eventually reach a dead end before being ambushed by the short Krevtovian from before, Ader.

However, in an impulsive fit of panic, Averii throws Jib at Ader, stunning him, and scaring his guards away as an idea clicks together in his head. Rushing to stop Jib from killing the immature lobster-crab, he gives them an entire vial of Combat Stimulants and an offer: Guide them back to his ship, or be boiled alive.

Between the drugs and the death-threats, Ader eagerly accepted their offer and did his best to get them to it. However, to Averii's shock and Jib's annoyance, INCOMPLETE

Spoilers!

Transcript Edit

Session One - 11/2/2015 | 6:06-9:19 PM Edit

  • 6:06

Cravitus

  • (Startin
  • (Jib you better stop being jibby and get jibby
  • 6:07

Long Time

  • (get schwifty
  • 6:08

Cravitus

  • Alarms blared.
  • Parts clattered.
  • Fuel leaked.
  • Armor shattered.
  • Ave's ship shook violently, yet silently as it hurtled through hyperspace, the air having long gone from the cabin.
  • Mit: "THIS THING IS FALLING APART, LEAD!"
  • Ave: "It'll hold."
  • Mit: "We're NOT GONNA MAKE IT!"
  • Ave: "Less talk, more shielding, please."
  • *Ave eyed the flickering field between the ship and the lethal unknowns of hyperspace for a moment*
  • Ave: "How're we doing back there?" He turned his head, talking calmly into his suit radio.
  • (now's the time to have jibcharacters come in, if at all)
  • *BLU was scraped, battered, scorched, yet stood tall*
  • BLU: "Online."
  • 6:39 Cravitus (jib i will construct the lewdest cirnoterrz you've ever seen if you don't get on with this
  • 6:40 Invader Jib (holy
  • (okay ill do it
  • (geez
  • Jib: *does something*
  • Jib: How long will I have to be in here?
  • (is krev satisfied)
  • (no unholy abomination aka cirnoterrz
  • 6:41 Cravitus Ave: "Well, as long as it takes to get to the nearest station."
  • BLU: "Or until the shielding fails."
  • BLU: "You will be vaporized by radiation if the latter occurs."
  • 6:42 Invader Jib Jib: Gee. Thanks.
  • 6:42 Cravitus Ave: "Lighten up, BLU. Mit, ETA?"
  • Mit: "Assuming we DON'T DIE, we'll be dropping to sublight soon!"
  • 6:43 INVADER VEX (brb
  • 6:43 Invader Jib Jib: Glad I'm not the only one in high spirits
  • 6:43 Cravitus Ave: "See? We'll be fine-"
  • The ship shakes even more violently*
  • Ave: "I said we'll be fine, damn it-"
  • Mit: "SHIELDS FAILING-"
  • 6:44 Invader Jib Jib: Wait WHAT
  • INVADER VEX has left the chat.
  • 6:45 Cravitus *The ship bursts out of hyperspace, and coasts peacefully*
  • Mit: "Just kidding!"
  • Ave sighed.
  • Then, he kicked the console.
  • Mit: "Hey, what'd you do that for?!"
  • Ave gestures to the back; specifically, towards the somewhat-shaken Jib*
  • 6:47 Invader Jib Jib: I'm sorry it's just BEING ALIVE is in my best interest
  • 6:47 Cravitus Ave: "What he said. Where's the station?"
  • Mit: "Weltraum Neun's coming up right about... Now."
  • A large, run-down looking alien station floats into view of the cockpit*
  • BLU: "You're landing us there, Commander?"
  • BLU: "This is inadvisable."
  • Ave: "Oh, hush it up, clanker. Mit, find us a place to park, if you can. Besides, what's the worst that can happen?"
  • 6:49 Invader Jib Jib: I could make a list
  • 6:50 Cravitus *The ship slowly maneuvers around the station; massive works of graffiti are visible as they orbit what looks like a bunch of glass domes around a metal skeleton.*
  • Ave: "Rhetorical question, Mister Jib."
  • Mit: "Communicating... I can barely understand whatever they're speaking, it's not coded on the universal translator."
  • 6:50 Invader Jib Jib: I was being sarcastic...sort of.
  • 6:51 Cravitus Mit: "That, or our translators were fried in hyperspace."
  • Ave: "Good to know."
  • Ave: "What's it saying?"
  • Their suit radios click, and an angry, harsh-sounding language fills them for a moment before being turned off with another click*
  • Mit: "That."
  • 6:52 Invader Jib Jib: ..Are you sure there isn't another station nearby?
  • 6:52 Cravitus
  • Ave rested his head on his hands for a moment.*
  • Mit: "If you want to risk the shields collapsing, sure."
  • INVADER VEX has joined the chat.
  • 6:53 Cravitus Ave: "-Yeah, I think we're takin' this one. Try to figure something out, Mit, and get the Rex set for Dry-Dock."
  • Mit: "Aye, Lead."
  • The ship orbited for a couple minutes, and they finally moved towards a rough-looking docking port*
  • Mit: "They seem to be yelling a bit more softly when I move towards this one, so let's hope we get lucky."
  • The ship connected with a reverberating thump-clank that traveled through them*
  • Mit: "We're good."
  • Ave stood up, and attached his shockspear to his holster, walking to the side-hatch*
  • Ave: "Mit, BLU, watch the ship. Jib, you coming ashore?"
  • 6:56 Invader Jib Jib: Alright then
  • Jib: *Follows him*
  • Survivor321 has joined the chat.
  • 6:57 Cravitus *They open the hatch, and they march in before sealing the door behind them*
  • The airlock hisses for a moment, pressurizing, and you feel lighter than usual*
  • Ave: "Is it me, or are these grav-settings low?"
  • 6:58 Invader Jib Jib: Nah, I can feel that
  • 6:58 Cravitus *A cheerful click-ping echoed in the small airlock, and a green light turned on as the other door hissed open*
  • They march through, and shut the door; Ave checks his gauntlet briefly*
  • Ave: "Sensors say this stuff is breathable, but you'll get light-headed before long."
  • They continued on down the hall*
  • Ave: "Right, so let's go over this again; we go in, grab the parts for the ship, go out, fix it, and go home."
  • Ave: "We clear?"
  • 7:00 Invader Jib Jib: Yes.
  • 7:00 Cravitus Ave: "Good."
  • LIRLIR has joined the chat.
  • 7:01 Cravitus *The hall is rather circular and filthy*
  • (Hello, Lir
  • 7:01 LIRLIR (HALLO!)
  • 7:01 INVADER VEX (hi
  • 7:02 Cravitus Ave: "...Man, you'd think these guys would clean up better,"
  • 7:02 LIRLIR (Is Lurk BRB?)
  • 7:02 Cravitus (Nah, he went to bed earlier
  • 7:02 LIRLIR (Oh wait he isn't here)
  • 7:02 Invader Jib Jib: Yeah, this is pretty..disgusting.
  • 7:02 INVADER VEX (nope.. He's been leaving earlier now
  • 7:03 Cravitus *They open a hatch at the end of the hall, and march into a relatively open room with crates and alien writing scrawled on the walls*
  • 7:04 LIRLIR (The limit I set for myself is 12:00 because that's when my "night backup energy of insomnia-ness" starts kicking in)
  • 7:04 Cravitus Ave: "You'd think they'd have some security detail meet us by now, or something."
  • 7:04 Invader Jib Jib: This place seems pretty low-class, so I can't say I'm surprised.
  • (Test
  • 7:06 Cravitus (You hear some strange high-pitched screech, and a crash behind a stack of crates; metal parts fly out into view)
  • (Argh, wrong symbol
  • You hear some strange high-pitched screech, and a crash behind a stack of crates; metal parts fly out into view*
  • 7:06 LIRLIR (Yup it works Jib)
  • 7:07 Invader Jib Jib: *Jumps*
  • 7:07 Cravitus ???: "Ow...." A small, somewhat girly voice groaned.
  • 7:07 Invader Jib Jib: ...Huh?
  • 7:07 Cravitus Ave: "...Er, excuse me?"
  • You hear metal parts moving around, and suddenly silence*
  • Ave sighed, and drew his shockspear.
  • Ave: "I don't mean any trouble, but I know you're there, so identify yourself."
  • He motioned for Jib to stay back*
  • 7:08 Invader Jib Jib: *Does as told*
  • 7:09 Cravitus *The quiet hum of the low-quality lights and aircyclers answers him*
  • He steps forward, and the spear activates with a click-hum*
  • Ave: "One."
  • He took another step forward*
  • Ave: "Two."
  • Another step*
  • Ave: "Three-"
  • 7:11 Long Time Vok: *Comes out of a fiery portal, chucking Mario at them*
  • 7:11 Cravitus Ave: "MercifulTallestIrkandEnn-"
  • 7:11 Invader Jib Jib: Wh-what just happened?
  • 7:11 Cravitus *Ave is hit by Mario, and smacked into a crate*
  • 7:11 Long Time Vok: Hey Ave! Take him. I don't want him. Okay-- buh-bye. *Going back into his portal, and closing it*
  • 7:11 Cravitus *Metal parts clatter, and a figure runs off through the next door while they're distracted*
  • Ave: "...Ow, um, okay."
  • 7:12 Long Time Mario: EHY-- *falls over*
  • 7:12 Cravitus Ave: "Mario, get off of me."
  • 7:12 Long Time Mario: Auhg...
  • 7:12 Cravitus Ave: "Seriously, man."
  • Ave: "Jib, get him off me-"
  • 7:12 Long Time Mario: It's not my fault! *Sighs*
  • Hatbot: JUST GET OFF ABE!
  • Mario: *slowly rolls off of Ave*...
  • 7:13 Cravitus Ave groaned, and stood up.
  • 7:13 Invader Jib Jib: Too late.
  • 7:13 Cravitus Ave: "Thank you."
  • He reached down, and offered to help them up*
  • INVADER VEX has left the chat.
  • 7:13 Long Time Mario: *gets up*
  • 7:14 Cravitus Ave: "Well, nice of you to drop by."
  • Ave: "Missed a bit of a party earlier."
  • Ave points to his helmet; it's dented and scorched, more than usual, and then to Jib*
  • 7:14 Invader Jib Jib: Alright, now that we're done uh...reacting to Mario's appearance. Where do we go from here?
  • 7:15 Cravitus Ave shrugged, and looked towards the door.
  • Ave: "Well, we-"
  • Suddenly, a shrill alarm begins screeching, and the doors behind them lock*
  • Ave: "-Get in trouble, I suppose?!"
  • 7:15 Long Time Mario: I didn't want to come here, knowing you, Jib, and probably Blu are here in this.. dump.. it's probably going to be some tedious 'adventure'..
  • 7:15 Cravitus *He readied his shockspear*
  • Ave: "Man, all I wanted to do was buy some parts!"
  • Ave: "Why don't it ever go smooth?!"
  • 7:16 Long Time Mario: ..! What was that!?
  • 7:16 Invader Jib Jib: What was what?
  • LIRLIR has left the chat.
  • INVADER VEX has joined the chat.
  • 7:16 Cravitus *The alarm is still blaring*
  • Ave: "You mean that Irkforsaken noise?!"
  • Footsteps thud on the other side of the door, getting closer*
  • 7:17 Long Time Hatbot: TURN IT OFF! My ears... or... programming.. or WHATEVER is hurting like heck!!
  • 7:18 Cravitus Ave: *Putting a finger to his commset* "Mit, talk to me!"
  • Static answers him*
  • Ave: "...Mit, respond!"
  • 7:18 Long Time Mario: *Backing up, getting behind Ave* Euhhh... I don't like this...
  • 7:18 Cravitus *Static*
  • INVADER VEX has left the chat.
  • 7:18 Cravitus Ave: "That makes two of us."
  • The footsteps stop with the Alarm, and the room goes dark*
  • YourFavoriteFangirl has left the chat.
  • 7:20 Invader Jib Jib: I'm sure it's-
  • Jib: Oh. Now might not be the time for sarcasm
  • 7:20 Cravitus Ave: "...Hatbot, let go of my head."
  • 7:20 Long Time Hatbot: NO!
  • 7:20 Cravitus Ave: "I said-"
  • 7:21 Long Time Hatbot: How else will I show my severe terror for not holding onto heads when scared?
  • Hatbot: I NEED YOUR HEAD, MAN
  • 7:21 Cravitus *A loud clank comes from the door, and you hear some manual systems being operated*
  • It begins to creak open slowly*
  • 7:22 Long Time Hatbot: SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT! SHOOT THE THINGY BEFORE WE'RE HORRIBLY KILLED, or maybe it's gonna invite us for some sweet Noir movies.
  • 7:22 Cravitus *Suddenly, it slammed open, and three very bright lights shone in their eyes*
  • 7:22 Long Time Hatbot: On second though, LET THEM COME IN!
  • thought*
  • Hatbot: AHHH, NEVERMIND SHOOT ITTTTTT
  • 7:22 Cravitus ???: "You! No move!" Screeched a raspy, high voice.
  •  ???: "We shoot!"
  • Ave cringed at the painful voices*
  • 7:22 Invader Jib Jib: ......What happens if we don't move?
  • 7:23 Cravitus Ave: "We come in peace?"
  •  ???: "Stick! Down!"
  • A rifle-like object got closer, and nudged Ave's shockspear*
  • 7:24 Long Time Mario: Ave-- just put down the weapon.
  • INVADER VEX has joined the chat.
  • 7:24 Long Time Mario: I don't think there's much we can do, given the situation.
  • 7:24 Cravitus Ave: "But-Weapon-I-"
  •  ???: "STICK, DOWN!"
  • 7:25 Long Time Mario: Aaaave, just put it dooownnn...
  • 7:25 Cravitus *Ave stood sheepishly, and dropped the weapon, the spear retracting and clattering to the floor*
  •  ???: "Is good now. You come in."
  • The lights came back on, and three short, humanoid crab-like beings in armor stood, aiming upwards*
  • 7:26 Long Time (krevtovian agency
  • 7:26 Cravitus *The leader, one with a red stripe on it's head, picked up Ave's Shockspear and pushed it back into their hands*
  • 7:26 Long Time (they're even leaking into rps
  • 7:26 Cravitus ???: "No fight."
  • 7:26 Invader Jib Jib: Well that...turned out way better than I thought it would
  • 7:26 Cravitus Ave: "Uh..."
  • Ave: "I can't... What?"
  • 7:26 Long Time Hatbot: AWWWWW! They're so freakin' adorable!
  • Hatbot: I just wanna hug them n stuff!
  • 7:26 Cravitus *The three short crab-troops skittered away, chittering in their strange, harsh language*
  • Ave: "...They're smaller than I thought they were."
  • Ave: "I, uh..."
  • 7:27 Long Time Mario: Eh.. they seem pretty harmless.
  • Mario: I guess this'll be easier than expected.
  • Mario: ...
  • 7:28 Cravitus Ave: "..."
  • 7:28 Invader Jib Jib: Assuming there isn't some other crap in this is station that wants to kill us..which seems like a decent possiblity.
  • 7:28 Long Time Mario: *Shoves Ave*
  • 7:28 Cravitus Ave: "Uh, right..."
  • 7:28 Long Time Mario: I don't want to stand around all day y'know.
  • 7:28 Cravitus Ave: "Yeah, let's get a move-on."
  • 7:28 Long Time Mario: Speaking of... around.. here.. what are you guys doing here anyways?
  • 7:28 Cravitus *He holstered the shockspear, and walked through the doorway cautiously*
  • Ave: "Well, earlier I went to help out Darrz after he screamed at me through my comms,"
  • Ave: "Turned out things were horrible, Nightmare Irkens are a thing. Ship got chewed up."
  • Ave: "Need to fix it before we can hit home. Jib's here."
  • 7:30 Long Time Mario: Jib... ehhh..
  • 7:30 Cravitus Ave: "I know, let's just keep moving."
  • 7:30 Long Time Hatbot: WHAT? Jib? That guys a freaking nerd!
  • 7:30 Invader Jib Jib: Yeah well...
  • 7:30 Long Time Hatbot: He said he DISliked Noir movies!
  • Hatbot: HE'S BASICALLY SATAN
  • 7:30 Cravitus *Another short crab-man ran up to them, holding a tray of what looked like fried liver*
  • Food Salesman: *Unintelligible chittering*
  • 7:31 Invader Jib Jib: When did I say that?
  • 7:31 Long Time Hatbot: *Shrugs*
  • 7:31 Cravitus *Ave eyed it for a moment, then shook his head, trying to ward them away*
  • 7:31 Invader Jib Jib: I've just never watched this particular genre of recorded entertainment, because I had more important things to do.
  • 7:31 Cravitus *The Crab moved on to Mario*
  • 7:31 Long Time Mario: ...
  • Mario: ... uh ...
  • Hatbot: Buy everything!
  • 7:32 Cravitus Ave: *Waving arms, gesturing at him to say 'no thanks'*
  • Ave: *Shakes his head*
  • 7:32 Long Time Mario: No thanks... I guess
  • 7:32 Cravitus Food Salesman: *Painfully cute stare*
  • 7:32 Long Time Mario: ..... ehh ...
  • 7:33 Cravitus *A few minutes later, about halfway around the station*
  • Ave: "...Mario. You suck at saying no."
  • 7:33 Long Time Mario: *Carrying a huge pile of Crab-things, tourism stuff, ect*
  • Mario: What? It's not my fault!
  • 7:33 Cravitus *Another crab skitters off as they walk through a strange marketplace, having sold Mario another item*
  • 7:33 Invader Jib Jib: ...Yes it is.
  • 7:34 Long Time Hatbot: *Muffled speaking* HELP!
  • Hatbot: TOO... MANY... THINGS..
  • 7:34 Cravitus Ave: "I'm going with Jib on this one."
  • 7:34 Long Time Hatbot: I DON'T EVEN LIKE CRABS
  • Hatbot: AUHAHAHAHAUGGGG
  • 7:34 Cravitus *A crowd of crabpeople stare at Mario, offended*
  • Crowd: *Unintelligible angry noises of shock*
  • 7:34 Long Time Mario: Euhhh... *eyes widen* *points at Jib* He said it!
  • 7:35 Invader Jib Jib: Hatbot you can save your racism for another time-
  • Jib: Wait No NO-
  • 7:35 Cravitus *The Crowd gives Jib a paralyzing stare of rage*
  • 7:35 Invader Jib Jib: *Screams as several crab people jump on his head*
  • 7:35 Cravitus *Ave sighed, and dragged him out, marching on and looking for a parts shop*
  • 7:35 Long Time Mario: *chuckles, still following Ave*
  • 7:36 Cravitus Ave: "Anyone see what we're looking for yet?"
  • 7:36 Invader Jib Jib: *Is covered in scratches and bite marks from the crab people*
  • Jib: No...
  • 7:37 Long Time Mario: Mmmmm-nope.
  • 7:38 Cravitus Ave: "Well, that's great."
  • Meanwhile, all sorts of daily spacecrabman life goes on around them*
  • Ave: "Has anyone figured out what the heck these things are called? All I've been able to decipher is 'clatter-clatter-clatter."
  • 7:40 Invader Jib Jib: I-I assume they're some kind of crab species.
  • Jib: It's a mystery how I figured that out *in a very flat tone*
  • 7:40 Cravitus Ave: "You don't say, Sherlock?"
  • 7:40 Long Time Mario: Wow, Jib. You're a genius.
  • 7:41 Cravitus ???: "Look out!"
  • Suddenly, something knocks into mario, spilling his massive tower-pile of crab-related paraphernalia everywhere*
  • 7:41 Long Time Hatbot: WAIT, I thought they were SNAIL creatures selling CRAB toys! Now I feel like a massive jerk for insulting their species infront of them!
  • Hatbot: That reminds me, I REALLY HATE CRABS!!
  • INVADER VEX has left the chat.
  • 7:42 Long Time Mario: EHH-- *Falls over, buried in the crab-pile*
  • 7:42 Cravitus Ave: "AIEEEE-"
  • 7:42 Invader Jib Jib: Wait what's happening-
  • 7:42 Cravitus *Ave is smothered by stuffed crabs and fried liver*
  • 7:42 Invader Jib *The crabs come to reinforce their lesson and begin beating up jib again*
  • 7:42 Long Time Mario: *Slowly rises up out of the pile*
  • 7:42 Cravitus *Another figure tumbles into the mess*
  • 7:50 Cravitus ???: "Ow, sorry, sorry-"
  • 7:50 Long Time (wait
  • 7:50 Cravitus (Wat
  • 7:50 Long Time (pause
  • 7:51 Cravitus (Pause
  • 7:55 Long Time (back
  • Mario: *still slowly rising up from the pile, as some of the crab-related products tumble off of his body*
  • 7:57 Cravitus *A bright light shines down on Mario from above, and some suspiciously-Irken hands struggle to dig their owner out of the pile*
  •  ???: "Ugh, sorrysorrysorry-"
  • 7:58 Invader Jib Jib: ...
  • 7:58 Cravitus *A pair of familiarly blue Irken eyes stare out of the pile, and it's owner, a female, begins to peel herself out*
  • Suddenly, they freeze, and stare at Mario's face as light shines down from above*
  • 7:59 Invader Jib Jib: Wait why are we all staring at mario's face-
  • 8:00 Cravitus Ave: "Get. These. Things. Off of me."
  • 8:01 Long Time Mario: *groans* Uhg...
  • 8:02 Cravitus ???: *The female continues to stare, fixated on Mario*
  • Ave: "Jib? Anyone?"
  • 8:02 Long Time Hatbot: ... *flailing his arms around for no particular reason*
  • 8:02 Cravitus Ave: "I'm starting to thing that these are really fried eggsacks."
  • 8:03 Long Time (jib is the most useless man alive
  • 8:03 Cravitus *The female shakes her head, and begins digging*
  •  ???: "Sorry, sorry, sorry!"
  • 8:03 Long Time (darnit jib do something for once
  • 8:03 Invader Jib Jib: *Tears them off of Averri*
  • Jib: I don't have much experience with..whatever that is
  • 8:03 Cravitus Ave: "WHY IS IT SO BRIGHT-"
  • 8:04 Long Time Hatbot: Wait a minute! Did literally no one else realize that's a freaking Irken?
  • Hatbot: Or did I ignore everything previously stated like usual?
  • 8:04 Cravitus Ave: "Yes, I'm an Irken, Hatbot, and Jib's an Irken, and Mario's an Irken..."
  • 8:04 Invader Jib Jib: Nice job, hatbot.
  • 8:04 Long Time Hatbot: NO! The girl that's drooling over Mario.
  • 8:04 Cravitus *Ave groaned, and sat up, his helmet caked in squishy bread crumbs*
  • Ave: "Girl? What girl-"
  • 8:05 Invader Jib Jib Yes, exactly.
  • 8:05 Cravitus ???: "Oh!"
  • The girl pulled Ave up, and saluted*
  • Ave: "Who're-"
  • 8:05 Long Time (read that wrong
  • (my brain needs a brief slapping
  • 8:05 Invader Jib (lol
  • 8:05 Cravitus Vil: "Cadet Overseer Vigil, sir! At your service!"
  • (Ave: *Slap*
  • 8:06 Long Time Mario: Oh, well, greetings Vigil.
  • Hatbot: YEAH, HEY! I'm Hatbot! The guy who's wearing me is Mario. That soldier guy is uh... Abe... Abel.. Bob... Ave, Ave!
  • 8:06 Invader Jib Jib: Yeah uh...hi.
  • 8:06 Cravitus Vil blushed slightly: "Er, just call me Vil, please."
  • 8:06 Long Time Hatbot: Then there's Jib. No one really talks about him.
  • Hatbot: Ever.
  • Hatbot: He's a nerd.
  • 8:07 Cravitus *The Crab people came in, and began to pick up and loot the discarded crab stuff*
  • 8:07 Long Time Mario: HEY! I payed good money for that garbage!
  • Mario: *Shaking his head* Whatever.
  • 8:07 Cravitus Ave: "And that's your own fault for paying them in the first place."
  • 8:07 Long Time Mario: *shrugs* I couldn't help it, Ave.
  • Mario: Just look at the little guys!
  • 8:07 Invader Jib Jib: *One of the crabs re-offers him it*
  • 8:08 Long Time (jib did that
  • (ok
  • 8:08 Invader Jib *For the double the previous price
  • 8:08 Cravitus *Vil's eyes widened, and she reached into her PAK*
  • Vil: "Averii, Ave, datapad, need..."
  • (good job jib
  • (you did gud
  • 8:08 Invader Jib Jib: Wait what just happened-
  • 8:08 Cravitus Ave: "Hm?"
  • Ave: "Do I know you-"
  • Vil: *Shoving a Datapad into Ave's hands* "You're going to, sir!"
  • 8:08 Long Time Hatbot: WAIT. Hold the cybernetic communication device! GUYS, IT'S AVE'S GRANDMA!
  • Hatbot: FINALLY, A SOULMATE FOR JIBBERS!
  • 8:09 Cravitus *Ave skims the datapad briefly, and glanced at Hatbot*
  • 8:09 Long Time Hatbot: NOW HE'LL STOP COMPLAINING
  • Hatbot: WOOO
  • 8:09 Invader Jib Jib:...what
  • 8:09 Cravitus *Vil looked oddly at Hatbot as well*
  • Ave and Vil: "What the heck are you talking about-"
  • 8:09 Long Time Hatbot: *flails his arms around in victory* VIL GRANDMA VIL GRANDMA YESSS
  • Mario: Uhh--- ignore him...
  • 8:09 Invader Jib Jib: Ignore him, he he doesn't have a tendency to make sense.
  • 8:10 Cravitus Vil: "...Right..."
  • Ave looked back to the pad*
  • Ave: "...Trainee advising? Me? Hm."
  • He eyed Vil for a moment*
  • Ave: "Well, it LOOKS authentic... Who's it signed by-"
  • He paused*
  • Ave: "...Skabb?"
  • 8:11 Long Time Hatbot: Skrubb!?
  • Hatbot: I love that guy!
  • 8:11 Cravitus *Ave's helmet retracted, and he handed back the datapad*
  • Ave: "Well, you picked a heck of a time to join us. What're you doing out here, cadet?"
  • 8:12 Invader Jib Jib:
  • typo
  • 8:12 Long Time (wow that's some enticing dialogue
  • 8:12 Invader Jib (wait what that came out of absentmindedly placing my hand on the keyboard-
  • 8:12 Cravitus Vil: "Well, you weren't on-planet, so I hitched a ride."
  • 8:12 Long Time (jib you've out done yourself
  • 8:12 Cravitus *Ave nodded carefully, and looked around*
  • Ave: "Well, we could use one of those, considering we're out of a safe ride home."
  • Vil's eyes widened*
  • Vil: "You need ship parts? I think I saw a place around the corner, follow me!" She grinned, practically vibrating with energy.
  • 8:14 Long Time Hatbot: Wait a minute, you're Ave's grandma riiiight?
  • 8:14 Cravitus *Vil yanked Ave and Mario by the arms forward, leaving Jib behind as some crabs eyed him suspiciously*
  • 8:14 Invader Jib Jib: *Follows them quickly*
  • 8:14 Long Time (jib got left out
  • (not apart of the superior jock club
  • 8:15 Cravitus *This is why Darrz predicted the buff ave-jib wrestling match at the end of the season*
  • (Wrong symbollll

  • Vil: "C'mon, hurry!"
  • Vil: "It's over here!"
  • Survivor321 has left the chat.
  • 8:15 Cravitus *They stop at a shady-looking stand, with a very official looking insignia plastered on it*
  • 8:16 Long Time Mario: Oh, hm...
  • 8:16 Cravitus Vil: "In here, I can help translate!"
  • Ave: "Wait a minute, I don't think it's quite-"
  • Vil continued yanking them along*
  • They enter the stand, and immediately they see three very large and scary-looking crabmen staring at them... As well as a variety of starship parts behind them.*
  • 8:18 Invader Jib Jib: *eyes widen at the larger crabmen*
  • 8:18 Long Time Mario: Euhhhh... *looking at the crabmen*
  • 8:18 Invader Jib *Several of them look menacingly at jib*
  • 8:18 Cravitus *These Crabmen have chilling, unmoving smiles*
  • ( http://prntscr.com/8yfgr0
  • (totally sekrit krevtovian intelligence agents
  • Large Crab: *Quaking growl, chittering*
  • Vil listens for a moment, and nods cheerfully*
  • Vil: "He says 'Good day', and asks what we need!"
  • Ave: "Uh... Are you sure-"
  • Vil: "Trust me!"
  • 8:21 Long Time (oh sweet lord
  • 8:21 Invader Jib Jib: Wait you can speak crab? Tell them Mario made all of the racist remarks, and that I was trying to stop them
  • 8:21 Long Time (krev you know how in vil's personality it says
  • 8:21 Cravitus (Wat
  • 8:21 Long Time ("rather secretive"
  • (i thought it said rather seductive-
  • 8:21 Cravitus (ffs mario
  • Vil: "No, I'm pretty sure you did it."
  • 8:22 Long Time Mario: Uh, Vil... you're sure, right.. I mean... euhh..
  • (
  • typo*
  • 8:22 Cravitus Vil: "You didn't say those mean things, right, mister?"
  • Vil narrows her eyes and studies Mario carefully*
  • 8:23 Invader Jib Jib: *The crabs pull in Jib, saying something about how they hate framing*
  • 8:23 Long Time Mario: No..? I'm pretty sure Jib said that.
  • 8:23 Cravitus Vil: "Exactly!"
  • 8:24 Long Time Mario: I'm not mean-- far from that, probably.
  • Hatbot: YEAH! Jib's racist.
  • 8:24 Cravitus Ave: "...Right, uh, tell them we just need some batteries, maybe some hull plating..."
  • 8:24 Long Time Jib: AAAND A NERD!
  • 8:24 Cravitus Vil: "He sounds lame-"
  • 8:24 Invader Jib Jib: Wait what-HATBOT STOP HACKING INTO MY VOCAL CORDS
  • 8:24 Cravitus *Vil suddenly snapped back to the job as Ave tapped her*
  • 8:24 Long Time (oh god dammit
  • 8:24 Cravitus Ave: "Ship parts, now, please?"
  • 8:25 Long Time (meant to put hatbot lol-
  • Hatbot: NO
  • 8:25 Cravitus Vil: "Right! Er, ahem."
  • Vil: *Unintelligible angry roaring sounds, crab-like clicking and chittering*
  • Large Crab: *Outraged arm flail, equally angry roaring sounds*
  • Vil: *Questioning roaring-clicking*
  • 8:26 Invader Jib Jib: Wait WHAT'D YOU TELL THEM-
  • 8:26 Cravitus Large Crab: *Persistent noises*
  • 8:26 Invader Jib Jib: OH GOD *pulleed back by the crabs*
  • brb real quick)
  • 8:27 Cravitus Vil: *Bidding-type noises*
  • 8:33 Cravitus (season 3 cometh
  • Large Crab: *Satisfactory growl*
  • The Large Crab motioned to the others, and the marched to the back, and metal rustling echoed through the room, along with Jib's screams of pain.
  • 8:34 Long Time Hatbot: Oh yeah!? Well, I can talk to them too! *strange, high pitched growl*
  • 8:35 Cravitus *The Large Crab nodded, and gave Hatbot a small case*
  • 8:35 Long Time Mario: *Walking closer to Vil* ... so, uh, what'd you tell them, anyways?
  • 8:35 Cravitus *The case is: A Crab-based Noir Film*
  • 8:36 Long Time Hatbot: *His mouth opens, but no words come out. He simply stares at the case*
  • 8:36 Cravitus Vil: "I'm pretty sure I told them that we'll give them the Nerd for the parts we need!"
  • 8:36 Long Time Hatbot: OH SWEET MOTHER OF BLACK AND WHITE VISION LANDS.
  • 8:36 Cravitus *Ave opened his mouth to protest, then thought better*
  • Ave: "...I can sorta live with that, actually."
  • 8:36 Long Time Hatbot: I LOVE CRAAAABSSS
  • Mario: *Laughing* Pfff, I like you already.
  • 8:36 Cravitus *The Large Crab coughs*
  • Large Crab: *Hold out a datapad for Ave to sign*
  • Ave: "Er, alright..."
  • He scribbles his signature down, and hands it back*
  • The Crab takes it, and laughs*
  • 8:37 Long Time Hatbot: *hyperventilating, grabbing the case*
  • 8:37 Cravitus Ave: "What're these guys called, anyway?"
  • 8:37 Long Time Hatbot: EEEEHEEEEHHH
  • 8:38 Cravitus Vil: "The Krivs... Krovs... Kre- You know what-"
  • 8:38 Long Time Hatbot: Weaksauce?
  • 8:38 Cravitus Large Crab: "We are Krevtovian," They grumbled, with their companions tossing Jib back.
  • 8:38 Long Time Hatbot: Sounds familiar.
  • Hatbot: I heard something about Krevs being really weaksauce.
  • 8:39 Cravitus Large Crab: *Yanks the case back, and puts it on the desk*
  • 8:39 Invader Jib Jib: .....*breathes heavily*
  • 8:39 Long Time Hatbot: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO *spastic arm flails*
  • 8:39 Cravitus Large Crab: "We thank you for your business, Irk-Creatures."
  • 8:39 Long Time Hatbot: Uhhh, Jib said it! I didn't!
  • 8:39 Cravitus *His companions return with shackles*
  • Ave: "What is this?"
  • 8:39 Invader Jib Jib: I didn't say anything?
  • 8:39 Long Time Hatbot: He EATS crabs for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and Jibner!
  • 8:40 Cravitus Ave: "What'd Vil say?!"
  • 8:40 Invader Jib Jib: Anyway, that's it
  • 8:40 Cravitus Vil: "What'd I say?!"
  • 8:40 Invader Jib Jib: Hatbot and Vil brutally murder crabs for fun EVERY day
  • 8:40 Long Time Mario: What'd you say, Vil--
  • 8:40 Cravitus Large Crab: "Shush, Irk-Meats!"
  • Large Crab: "You've signed a legal deal, turning over your ship and all who were aboard to US."
  • Large Crab: "In exchange, you get this adhesive medical strip."
  • 8:41 Long Time Mario: *Sighs*
  • Mario: Seriously-
  • 8:41 Cravitus *The large crab tossed a band-aid at Mario*
  • Large Crab: "Yes."
  • 8:41 Long Time Mario: ..
  • Hatbot: WOOHOO!
  • Hatbot: WE DID IT GUYS!
  • 8:41 Cravitus Large Crab: "You get to be slaves now."
  • 8:41 Long Time Hatbot: YAAAAAY
  • 8:41 Cravitus Large Crab: "Or dinner."
  • Large Crab: "Whichever comes first."
  • 8:41 Long Time Hatbot: ... yaaaay..?
  • 8:42 Invader Jib Jib: ...WHO SIGNED THIS CONTRACT
  • 8:42 Cravitus *Large crabs shift to cover the entrances, and the group is surrounded*
  • Ave: "Hey, don't blame me, blame Vigil!"
  • Ave glanced to Vil angrily*
  • Vil: "I thought you knew how to speak their language?"
  • Ave
  • Vil: "Well, kinda!"
  • Vil: "Sorta..."
  • 8:42 Invader Jib Jib: Alright I suggest we leave that one as a distraction and run away quickly.
  • 8:42 Cravitus Vil: "Not really..."
  • Krevtovian: "Do not worry. We eat all of you."
  • 8:43 Long Time Hatbot: Don't stand around, guys. SLAP 'EM AND STUFF
  • 8:43 Invader Jib Jib: Yeah I'm sorry my skin is way too chewy and most crabs are allergic to it
  • 8:44 Cravitus *Ave shook his head, and drew his shockspear*
  • 8:44 Long Time Hatbot: SLAP 'EM TILL THEY SPILL THEIR KETCHUP, OR BLOOD, WHATEVER COMES OUT OF CRABS I DON'T KNOW
  • Hatbot: SLAP 'EMMM
  • 8:44 Cravitus Ave: "Less talk, more fight!"
  • Ave handed a pistol to Vil*
  • Ave: "Don't loose this, or I'm gonna be real mad, alright?"
  • Vil nodded*
  • Krevtovian: "Why have we not attacked-"
  • Large Crab: "ATTACK!"
  • 8:45 Invader Jib Jib: *Stabs his plasma sword into one of the crab's arms*
  • 8:45 Cravitus *The Crabs lunge at the group*
  • 8:45 Long Time (brb
  • 8:45 Invader Jib Jib: This is IMMENSELY satisfying
  • 8:45 Cravitus (Pause
  • (pauseee
  • 8:45 Long Time (continue without me, have mario in the back or something
  • 8:45 Cravitus (Meanwhile jib confirmed to be satisfied by brutal crab murder sprees
  • (alright
  • 8:45 Long Time (he probably wouldn't fight because no weapons anyways
  • (jib's a crazed murderer confirmed
  • 8:46 Invader Jib (to be fair he just get brutally beaten by crabs three times
  • 8:46 Cravitus *Vil fired the ornate pistol into the chest of one of the four, and they screeched in anger*
  • (ye he did
  • Ave growled, and planted his foot on one, activating his jets and blasting them into a wall of parts*
  • 8:46 Invader Jib Jib: *Cuts of another one's hand as he punches their crab face*
  • 8:46 Cravitus *He reached back, and yanked Mario and Hatbot out of the way as a fourth bowled into Jib's back*
  • The Krevtovian Jib's fighting bites his hand*
  • Vil fired again into the Crab attacking her, and they roared and fell to the floor, dying*
  • 8:47 Invader Jib Jib OW-*Tries to pull the hand out*
  • Jib: Agh
  • 8:47 Cravitus *The Krevtovian's jaw bites harder, and blood is drawn*
  • 8:47 Invader Jib Jib: *Stabs the crab in the head with his other hand*
  • 8:48 Cravitus *The crab's jaw slackens, and it falls over with a screech, dead*
  • Ave tackled the last one off of Jib's back before it could strike, and began jabbing his spear into it angrily*
  • Ave: "Diediediediedie-"
  • The spear's discharges cause something in the Crab to boil and explode, sending their limbs everywhere, and Ave into the lead-crab*
  • 8:49 Invader Jib Jib: That's the last one, right?
  • 8:49 Cravitus Large Crab: "Argh! Filth, get off!"
  • The Crab hurls Ave at Jib and Vil, and Vil ducks*
  • Vil: "Look out-"
  • Ave smashes into Jib, and they both go down*
  • 8:50 Invader Jib Jib: Agh..
  • 8:50 Cravitus *Ave rolled, coughed, and began to stand*
  • 8:50 Invader Jib Jib: Other person, do something while we're still alive
  • 8:51 Cravitus Ave: "Mario, what the heck are you doing..." He groaned.
  • 8:55 Cravitus *The Large Crab roared, and lunged at Vil!*
  • Vil: "Nonononono-"
  • INVADER VEX has joined the chat.
  • 8:56 Long Time Mario: ..! *Picks up Vil, sweeping her off of her feet, holding her*
  • Mario: *runs out of the Large Crab's path*
  • (cue hasslehoff mario
  • INVADER VEX has left the chat.
  • INVADER VEX has joined the chat.
  • 8:57 Cravitus Vil: "Oh, my..."
  • Vil fainted*
  • 8:57 Long Time (vex couldn't handle the hassle hoff
  • 8:57 Cravitus (don't hassle the hoff
  • 8:57 Long Time Mario: Uhhh...
  • 8:57 Cravitus *Ave grunted, and tried to stand*
  • 8:57 Long Time Hatbot: CPR! MOUTH TO MOUTH!
  • 8:57 Cravitus *The Crab roared, and lunged at Ave*
  • 8:58 INVADER VEX (So it was hasslehoff who broke my wifi!
  • 8:58 Cravitus *Ave angled the Spear at the Crab, and they froze as they were impaled*
  • 8:58 Long Time Mario: What!? Uh-- *panics, and feeds into Hatbot's poor advice, and starts doing mouth-to-mouth to Vil*
  • (i blame krev entirely for this
  • 8:58 Cravitus Ave: "Is that the last of the-"
  • Ave paused, and stared at Mario*
  • 8:59 Invader Jib Jib: ...Mario what are you doing?
  • 8:59 Cravitus Ave: "...Mario, is this the time or the place-"
  • Vil's eyes fluttered open*
  • 8:59 Long Time Hatbot: SEE
  • Hatbot: IT WORKED
  • 8:59 Cravitus *They widened, and closed*
  • 9:00 Long Time Hatbot: HIRE ME
  • 9:00 Cravitus *Ave shrugged the impaled crab off of his spear, and onto the floor*
  • Ave: "Is that the last of them?"
  • Suddenly, the alarm returned*
  • 9:00 Long Time Mario: Uhhh-- euhh.. uh-uh... *his face flushed*
  • 9:00 Cravitus *The strange, native language of the Krevtovians began chittering over the speakers*
  • 9:01 Long Time Mario: Th-that was a really bad idea and Istartedpanickingpleasedon'thurtme-
  • 9:01 Cravitus Other Large Crab: "Rargh..." *Rising from the shelfs, somewhat scorched by Ave's jetboot kick*
  • Other Large Crab: "Irkens!" The screeched, and they began to run back at them.
  • Vil raised the pistol, and placed a round right between their eyes*
  • Ave: "Yell later, run now!"
  • You can hear more thumping outside as the other crabpeople panic*
  • 9:03 INVADER VEX (The native language of the Krevtonians, where there are six words for "rip" and seven for "meanwhile"
  • 9:03 Long Time Hatbot: WAIT!
  • Hatbot: The Noir Movie! You fools! I need it! I want it! THE SOURCE OF MY HAPPINESS!
  • 9:03 Cravitus Ave: "Why would we-"
  • 9:03 Long Time Hatbot: Plus, it's CRAB NOIR!
  • Hatbot: That's like a thousand times cooler.
  • 9:03 Cravitus *Ave paused, and looked at the shop once more.*
  • Ave: "Oh right, ship parts, too.*
  • Ave tossed the movie at Mario*
  • Ave: "Vil, on your feet!"
  • The female blushed, and she swung out of Mario's arms*
  • Vil: "Ye-yes, sir!"
  • Ave: "Jib, grab batteries, shield components, scrap metal, whatever!"
  • 9:05 Invader Jib Jib: Okay..uh..
  • 9:05 Cravitus Ave: "We're getting those parts in, and we're leaving as soon as possible!"
  • 9:05 Invader Jib Jib: *Punches the shop owner and starts shovelling that stuff into his arms*
  • 9:05 Cravitus *The thumping outside begins to settle down, and the alarm continues to sound*
  • 9:05 Long Time Mario: E-Ehh... *embarrassed flushed face* s-sorry Vil, I mean, I panicked, and I uh, I, sorry, I'm really sorry, sorry-
  • Hatbot: JUST SECURE THE MOVIE AND ESCAPEEEE
  • 9:05 Cravitus Vil: "I-it's fine, Mario-"
  • 9:06 Long Time Mario: Oh... right... *looking at the movie*
  • 9:06 Cravitus *Ave slung a large shield-looking component over his back*
  • Ave: "Jib, tell me you have those batteries!"
  • A heavy, imposing thumping begins to get closer from outside*
  • Ave: "An exit would be nice, too!"
  • 9:07 Invader Jib Jib: I have the batteries!
  • 9:08 Cravitus Ave: "Really?"
  • 9:08 Invader Jib Jib: Yes
  • Jib: *Has far more batteries than necassary*
  • 9:08 Cravitus Ave: "Well, that's good. Did you find an escape vent or something, too?"
  • 9:10 Invader Jib Jib: Uh...
  • Jib: No.
  • 9:10 Cravitus Ave: "Eh, win some, lose some."
  • Ave: "Mario, how about you?"
  • 9:11 Long Time Hatbot: Hm, you guys really angered those weaksauce tribes. Or were they the krevanese mafia..?
  • 9:11 Cravitus *The thumping gets much closer, and you can hear tactical chittering*
  • 9:11 Long Time Hatbot: Anyways, they're gonna munch on Ave's legs, or break them, ORRR lightly tap them till he cries.
  • Mario: Not really..
  • 9:12 Invader Jib Jib: I hope they lightly tap YOUR..nonexistent...legs..
  • 9:12 Long Time Hatbot: Ooohh wait a minute.. I can hear them speaaaking... like, as voices, in my head, man.
  • 9:12 Cravitus Ave: "...Is his CPU in straight?"
  • 9:12 Long Time Hatbot: Like, man, these voices, man.
  • Hatbot: They said they're gonna break Jibs arms!
  • 9:13 Cravitus Krevtovian Guard: "-We're gonna break that nerd's arms!"
  • Ave: "Well, would you look at that-"
  • 9:14 Long Time Hatbot: SEE! I agree though, he's a MAAASSIVE NERD.
  • Hatbot: Even girls think he's a weak nerd. Right, Vil?
  • Mario: *Starts looking for a vent.. then realize the floor is made of them* ... of for God's sa-
  • 9:14 Cravitus Vil: "Neeeerd!"
  • Ave: "What is it, Mario?"
  • 9:15 Long Time Mario: Look at the floor, Averii.
  • 9:15 Invader Jib Jib: At least I don't accidentally sell everyone in the room to tyranical crabs.
  • 9:15 Cravitus *Ave glances at the floor*
  • Ave: "What, did you find a ve-Ohnevermind."
  • 9:16 Long Time Hatbot: Hey, Jib
  • 9:16 Invader Jib Jib: *looks through some of the vents*
  • 9:16 Long Time Hatbot: DOOOOODGE!
  • 9:16 Cravitus *A smoke grenade soars through a window, and smacks Jib in the groin*
  • 9:16 Invader Jib Jib: How did I even miss that-
  • 9:16 Long Time Mario: Is Hatbot magic or something-
  • 9:16 Invader Jib Jib: *Tumbles and falls into one of the vents*
  • 9:16 Cravitus Ave: "You know we should be going into these vents, like, now!"
  • He turns his shockspear, and activates the laser, cutting a hole*
  • 9:17 Long Time (auhg
  • 9:17 Cravitus Ave: "In, in, in!"

Session 1 concluded, 9:19 PM, 11-2-2015

Session 2 - 11/5/2015 | 8:11-8:48 PM Edit

·   8:11 Cravitus (Jib are you alive

·  (If so we're starting

·  8:13 Invader Jib yes

·  8:13 Cravitus (PROCEED, MENTLEGENS

·  Ave: "If you two want to make out, fine, but do it when we're NOT about to get mauled by crabmen!"

·  *Ave yanks Vil over and pushes her down the vent*

·  Ave: "Mario, move it!"

·  Krevtovian: "Prefer term ‘lobsterman’, myself-"

·  Krevtovian: "Is not Lobsterman four-arm knockoff?"

·  8:16 Long Time Mario: Errr-- ..right!

·  Mario: *Following*

·  8:16 Cravitus *Armored Krevtovians thump into the doorway, holding large, vicious-looking rifles*

·  *Ave jumped down, and the guards try to leap down the vent as well...*

·  *The guards get stuck in the vents, too large to follow.*

·  Krevtovian: "Is this why wife say thing about diet?"

·  *The group is now in a small space beneath the market area, filled with all sorts of trash floating in some ungodly ankle-high fluid*

·  Vil: "...Ewwwww."

·  8:19 Long Time Mario: Euhg..

·  8:19 Cravitus Ave: "Well, ain't this just a wonderful new smell we've discovered?"

·  8:19 Invader Jib Jib: Yeah I've been down here for like 5 minutes

·  8:19 Long Time Hatbot: I'm glad I don't have to walk!

·  Hatbot: Then again, being stuck in the same spot for about more than half of your day gets pretty annoying...

·  8:20 Cravitus *The Krevtovians above pull themselves out, and begin pounding on the vents*

·  Krevtovians: "No let lunch escape!"

·  Ave: "Now is a good time to leave!”

·  *He puts his helmet back on*

·  Ave: "Vil, is your ride still here?"

·  Vil: "Well, uh... No-"

·  8:21 Invader Jib Jib: Wow uh..I could have done more while I was down here first

·  8:22 Long Time Hatbot: Probably.

·  8:22 Cravitus *Chunks of metal breaks down from above, and most of the debris hits Hatbot and Mario*

·  8:23 Long Time Mario: EAHh-- *falls over*

·  8:23 Cravitus *The foul liquid splashes over everyone*

·  8:23 Long Time Hatbot: It's raining painful hazards again, it's raining painful hazards again!

·  8:24 Invader Jib Jib: Yeah this...this is awful

·  8:24 Cravitus Vil: *Speechless, horrified expression of shock*

·  Ave: "...I'm really glad this suit is sealed."

·  Krevtovian: "Not for long, Irken Dinner!"

·  8:24 Long Time Mario: Ew ew ew ew ewwww--

·  8:24 Cravitus Krevtovian: "I thought was lunch-"

·  Ave: "Need to go now-" He shook Vil, and she snapped out of it.

·  8:25 Long Time Mario: *Getting back up* I'm gonna need to borrow someone's clothes after this...

·  Hatbot: You're lucky you can CHANGE your clothes!

·  8:25 Cravitus Ave: "-Now, now, now!"

·  8:26 Long Time Mario: -- Right.

·  8:26 Cravitus *Vil grabs Mario, and Ave grabs Jib, and they begin running in the direction of the rest of the market, past the guards*

·  8:26 Invader Jib Jib: Borrow someone's clothes? Good luck with that , most irkens usually just wear one uniform..

·  Jib: Like, 30 pairs of the same uniform..

·  8:27 Cravitus *They run into a white smoke, likely from the smoke grenades, and the alarms and shouting of the guards grows quiet*

·  8:27 Invader Jib Jib: ...

·  8:27 Cravitus Vil: "Did we lose 'em? Mister Mario, please tell me we lost them."

·  8:28 Invader Jib Jib: I doubt that..

·  8:28 Long Time Mario: Probably not

·  Hatbot: YEAH!

·  YourFavoriteFangirl has joined the chat.

·  8:29 Cravitus *They continue on a bit, and soon the smoke has become extremely dense*

·  Ave: "Right, I can't see jack, even with my Helmet's Sensors. You guys?"

·  Vil: "I dunno… Er, Ave, sir? Where are we going?"

·  8:30 Long Time Mario: I have no idea..

·  Hatbot: Did we lose Jib? Please tell me we lost the freakin' nerd..

·  8:31 Cravitus Vil: "Ooh, lemme check! NEEEEERD, where are you?"

·  8:31 Invader Jib Jib: I'm right here..

·  8:31 Long Time Hatbot: NEEEEERD

·  8:31 Cravitus *They run into a wall*

·  Ave: "I think we lost them."

·  8:32 Long Time Hatbot: I highly doubt that. Those things seemed like the smartest creatures ever.  But hey, you found a wall!

·  8:33 Cravitus ???: "Thank you!" Something chittered.

·  Vil: "EEEEK-"

·  *Vil screamed, and leapt into Mario’s arms*

·  8:45 Long Time Mario: *Slowly looking down at Vil*..

·  8:45 Cravitus Vil: "Oh... Uh..."

·  Vil: "Hi."

·  8:45 Invader Jib Jib: Anyway uh Mario's boyfriend bik is gonna be furious

·  8:45 Long Time Mario: *Blushes* OH! Uhhh--...

·  Mario: ... uh.. hi..?

·  Hatbot: BIK? That guy's a cashier.

·  8:46 Invader Jib Jib: Ohh yeah it was someone else

·  8:33 Cravitus ???: "Ahem!"

·  8:33 Invader Jib Jib: ...huh?

·  8:33 Cravitus *Something smacks the source of the voice, and it groans in annoyance*

·  ???: "NOW!"

·  8:33 Invader Jib Jib: You're not welcome.

·  8:33 Cravitus *Three lights come out from three different points in the mist*

·  ???: "We get you now, smelly Irken things!"

·  8:34 Long Time Mario: Wait, are you kidding me? I just want these stupid crab things to go away already..

·  Mario: I mean, I already wasted a bunch of money on then.

·  them*

·  8:34 Cravitus *A somewhat familiar short one in armor walks up, with a red stripe*

·  Crab: "You stupid. Me smart."

·  8:35 Long Time Mario: Ooookaaay...

·  8:35 Cravitus Ave: "...Hey, wait a minute..."

·  8:35 Invader Jib Jib: Don't worry guys, the live on a higher plain of existence where what they're saying is grammatically correct..

·  8:35 Cravitus Ave: "Aren't you that guard that stopped me at the airlock?"

·  8:36 Invader Jib Jib: ...Come to think of it I should be far more afraid of them at this point

·  8:36 Cravitus Crab: "Ye."

·  Ave: "And I bet you know your way around this station, right?"

·  Crab: "Ye, is gud."

·  *Ave stares at the crableader for a minute*

·  Ave: "JIB-THROW!"

·  *Ave lifts Jib over his head, and tosses them at the Crab, drawing his weapon*

·  8:37 Invader Jib Jib: Wh

·  Jib: WHY

·  8:37 Cravitus *Jib smacks into the short crab, knocking them to the ground, and the other two scream and run away*

·  ???: "THEY GOT LEADER!" ???: "RUN!"

·  ???: "WHYYYYY-"

·  Crab: "Cowards!” They hollered, and looked back to Jib. “Off, stinky meatman!"

·  8:38 Long Time Hatbot: Jib actually saved us! JIB YOU'RE A GENIUS!

·  8:38 Cravitus Crab: "Get OFF! EEEE!"

·  8:38 Long Time Mario: It was actually Ave, but--

·  8:39 Cravitus *The Crableader begins to... Throw a tantrum.*

·  8:39 Long Time Hatbot: JIB! YOU SAVED US WOO

·  8:39 Invader Jib Jib: Nope, it was my idea to fly into them.

·  Jib: All this time, it was my master plan to defeat the crabs

·  8:39 Cravitus Crab: *Various offensive expletives in their native tongue*

·  Vil: "...What just happened-"

·  Ave: "Got us a map, is what happened."

·  Crab: "OFF! NOW! I EAT YOU! TEAR ARMS OFF! USE AS MARACAS!"

·  *The crab begins to try and pinch off Jib's arms*

·  Crab: "TURN YOU INTO JIBLETS!*

·  8:41 Invader Jib Jib: AGH

·  Jib: *Stabs the crab with his sword*

·  8:41 Cravitus Ave: *Walking over* "Alright, Jib, let go of him.*

·  Ave: "Hey, no! We need that!*

·  Crab: *Angry hissing, pinching angrily, shrugging off the stab injury in a blind fury*

·  Ave: "Seriously, drop the bugger. I've got a plan."

·  8:42 Long Time Hatbot: Jib you freakin' nerd! We need him

·  Hatbot: Unlike you-

·  8:42 Cravitus Vil: "He seems pretty mad-"

·  8:42 Invader Jib Jib: ...

·  Jib: I'm very confused

·  8:43 Cravitus *The Crab at this point is beginning to slow it's enraged attacks, and is gnawing and pinching Jib weakly*

·  Crab: "Rip... And tear... And... Spleens..."

·  8:43 Invader Jib Jib: ....*lightly taps one of the crab's arms with his sword*

·  8:43 Cravitus *The Crab is suddenly filled with DETERMINATION.*

·  Crab: "I EAT YOUUU-"

·  8:44 Long Time (jib kill the crab, before it turns into undyne the undying

·  (that darn determinationnnn

·  8:44 Cravitus Ave: "Alright, I got no time for this." *He lifts his Shockspear, and a lightning-like bolt of Electricity shocks Jib and the Crab onto the ground*

·  8:45 Invader Jib Jib: You know you guys could hav game me the DETAILS OF THIS PLAN

·  *The Crab groaned in defeat, and released Jib*

·  8:45 Invader Jib Jib: Thank goodness

·  8:46 Cravitus *Vil dropped from Mario's arms, and turned away, quiet* Ave walked over, and picked up the Crab. Ave: "Right then. What's your name, then?"

·  Crab: "Me… Ader... The great... Powerful... Eat you alive...."

·  *The Crab groaned, and seemed to grow limp*

·  INVADER VEX has joined the chat.

·  8:48 Cravitus *Ave took a vial out of his PAK, and unscrewed the cap before forcing it in the Crab's strange eternal grin*

·  Vil: "Wait what're you giving him-"

·  *The Crab, or rather, Ader, screeched, and began flailing around, reenergized*

·  8:48 Invader Jib brb real quick

·  8:48 Cravitus Ader: "EAT YOU ALIVEEEEE!"

Session 2 concluded 11-8-2015, 8:48 PM.

Session 3 - 2-15-2016 | 2:08 PM, PST Edit

  • 2:08
  • Cravitus
  • (k
  • (jiblet are you still here
  • 2:08
  • Invader Jib
  • yes
  • 2:08
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: Welp. What're we gonna do now? Nerd? Mayo? .... uhhhh... other guy/girl?
  • 2:08
  • Cravitus
  • Vil: "I'm not a guy-"
  • Ave: "Give me a minute!"
  • *Ader continued to screech and flail with a sudden burst of energy*
  • 2:09
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: WELL. That's pretty embarrassing.
  • 2:09
  • Cravitus
  • *Ave struggled to hold the crab down, and they only seemed to get louder*
  • Ader: "EAT YOU ALIVE! FOOD! FOOOOOD!"
  • 2:10
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: Well...I'm out of ideas
  • 2:10
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: Geez... these crabs are really aggressive.
  • 2:10
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "Tallest, calm down, you damn lobster!"
  • Ader: "EEEEEEEEEEE!"
  • *Ader smacked Averii's helmet, and an echoing clang reverberated as he clutched at his head*
  • 2:11
  • Reddest
  • (Bak.
  • 2:11
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "ARGH, YOU LITTLE..."
  • 2:11
  • Reddest
  • (I've got my lube.
  • 2:12
  • Cravitus
  • Ader: "ME NO LITTLE! YOU LITTLE! FOOD!"
  • *Ave punched him, and motioned for some help restraining the thing*
  • Ave: "Gimme a hand here!"
  • 2:12
  • Reddest
  • (Yeah hold that fu**er down.
  • 2:12
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: Right...
  • 2:12
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: HEY! No swearing man, Jib will get pretty scared ... and if JIB gets scared, I'm scared! I mean, he's a nerd, but pretty buff too. I think. I don't really look around that much.... uh..
  • 2:13
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: Um I don't think anyone actually swore-
  • 2:13
  • Cravitus
  • Vil: "Neeeerd."
  • 2:13
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: I am NOT a nerd
  • 2:13
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: Well he was gunna..
  • 2:13
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: *hits ader with a pipe
  • Jib: THERE
  • 2:13
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: NEEEERD.
  • 2:13
  • Cravitus
  • Ader: "EEEEE!"
  • *Ader hissed at Jib angrily, squirming to get out from under Ave*
  • 2:13
  • Lil Peridot
  • (my friend just sent me this http://store.steampowered.com/app/434260
  • (i need this game
  • 2:14
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: Stop being awake and you'll make this easier for everyone.
  • 2:14
  • Cravitus
  • *Ave growled, and took the distraction to try and pin them more thoroughly."
  • 2:14
  • Invader Jib
  • (That game looks hardcore
  • 2:14
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "Listen, damn it! Vader, was it?"
  • Ader: "ADER! ME GREAT, POWERFUL-"
  • Ave: "Right, SHUT IT, or you'll be a GREAT, POWERFUL BOILED CRAB DINNER."
  • 2:15
  • Lil Peridot
  • (why am i reading ader's lines in temmie's voice
  • 2:15
  • Cravitus
  • *Ave jabbed his shockspear into the crab's back*
  • *Ader seemed somewhat offended*
  • 2:16
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: Come on, man! Don't be so mean to the crab.
  • 2:16
  • Cravitus
  • Ader: "Me? Food?!"
  • Ader: "No! You food! YOU!"
  • Ader: "FOOOOOOD!"
  • 2:16
  • Temporal Umbra
  • (Oh god.
  • 2:16
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "Alright, I get it, food!"
  • 2:17
  • Temporal Umbra
  • (I showed a friend the Armin Meiwes tapes.
  • (He was very disturbed.
  • 2:17
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "You like food, yeah?"
  • 2:17
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: Don't be a hypocrite, crab...thing
  • 2:17
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "How about you help me out, and I give you food?"
  • 2:17
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: I vote that we use Jib as the crab food-
  • 2:17
  • Cravitus
  • Ader: "...Food?"
  • *Ader seemed to pause*
  • 2:17
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: Nerds don't taste good though.
  • 2:18
  • Cravitus
  • Vil: "Neeerd."
  • 2:18
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: Not even on crab-standards, man.
  • Hatbot: Neeeeerd!
  • 2:18
  • Cravitus
  • Ader: "What food?"
  • 2:18
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: I"M NOT UH-Okay yeah way too nerdy, the crab deserves better.
  • Jib: *Points at mario*
  • 2:18
  • Cravitus
  • Vil: "We should feed Jib to the thingy."
  • Ave: "Cut it out back there!"
  • 2:19
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: He admits he's a nerd!
  • Hatbot: YOU NERD.
  • 2:19
  • Cravitus
  • *Ader seemed eager, and began to squirm again*
  • Ader: "Foodfoodfood."
  • 2:19
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: It was a false admittedence...or something
  • 2:19
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "Alright then, Ader, let's see... I'll give you PLENTY of food if you help me..."
  • Ave: "Say, find my ship?"
  • 2:20
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: Admittedence..... ok...
  • 2:20
  • Cravitus
  • Vil: "Is that even a word?"
  • Ader: "Food for ship? Me know ship."
  • 2:20
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: I have more important things to do than studying dictionaries
  • 2:20
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: Apparently in Jib, yea.
  • 2:20
  • Cravitus
  • Ader: "Can bring Irk-meats to ship, but food."
  • Ader: "Give food nowwwww."
  • 2:21
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: Right uh...
  • 2:21
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: OKAY, we get it. You didn't even tell us what kind of food you want, chill.
  • 2:21
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "...Anyone got a candy bar or something?"
  • 2:21
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: *Pulls out an old chocolate bar and half of a cracker out of his pocket
  • 2:21
  • Cravitus
  • Vil: "I did! But... I ate it though..."
  • 2:21
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: *Stares at the old chocolate bar* ...Ew....
  • 2:22
  • Cravitus
  • *Ave motioned at Jib, and held out his hand*
  • 2:22
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: I don't have time to drop things off at garbage centers Mario
  • 2:22
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "Alright, it's a deal, then? We give you food, you bring us to our ship?"
  • 2:22
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: I would be great horror as well! If I had a sense of taste. OH HOW FUN IT IS TO NOT HAVE A BASIC SENSE! *intense glaring at Mario*
  • 2:22
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: Oh uh...*gives the chocolate wrapper to ave*
  • 2:22
  • Cravitus
  • Ader: "Ye. Foooooood. Now."
  • 2:22
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: .... ehh..
  • 2:22
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: Maybe krabs eat plastic
  • Jib: Who knows
  • 2:23
  • Cravitus
  • *Ave eyed the wrapper cautiously, and held it in front of Ader's face*
  • Ader: "HM?!"
  • *Ader snapped it up, nearly taking Ave's hand in the process, and they hungrily devoured the wrapper.*
  • Ader: "Hmmm. MMHMHMHM."
  • 2:23
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: Well
  • 2:23
  • Cravitus
  • Ader: "Is gud."
  • 2:24
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: I guess my neglect for throwing things away payed off, huh?
  • 2:24
  • Cravitus
  • *Ader shoved Ave off, and scuttled into the fog*
  • Ave: "Hey, wha-"
  • Vil: "Where are you going?"
  • 2:25
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: He's trying to ditch us out of a deal! Mario: Oh god... it's Noir all over again
  • 2:25
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "Get back here!"
  • *Ader remained in the fog, and metal clanks and bangs could be heard as they seemed to rifle through something in the mist.*
  • Ave: "Mario, we agreed NOT TO DISCUSS THAT AGAIN-"
  • 2:25
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: SOMEBODY SLAP HIM. OR USE SOME FORCE THAT EVENTUALLY DISCOMFORTS HIM INTO SORTA-SURRENDERING-BUT-NOT-REALLY
  • 2:25
  • Cravitus
  • Vil: "Discuss what-"
  • *Ader scuttled back in, lugging some power-tool-esque items in his round hat*
  • 2:26
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: Hey. It's not my fault I was dragged into an abomination of a virtual accident with you.
  • 2:26
  • Cravitus
  • Ader: "Me get things for go to ship. Thing."
  • Ave: "Don't do that again, or you don't get more food."
  • Vil: "...Which way are we going?"
  • 2:27
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: Just follow the crab thing I guess?
  • 2:28
  • Cravitus
  • *Ader nodded, and began to scuttle off before Ave grabbed his neck*
  • Ave: "Yeah, no."
  • Ave: "How can I be sure that you won't go and drag us into a trap?"
  • Ader: "Me Ader, no betrayer."
  • 2:29
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: We wouldn't give him more food that way.
  • 2:29
  • Cravitus
  • Ader: "Food."
  • *Ave stared at Ader for a moment, and sighed.*
  • Ave: "Alright then."
  • 2:30
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: That crab seems cool. Cool automatically means safe, so let's just follow him!
  • 2:30
  • Cravitus
  • *He released him and Ader began to walk steadily ahead, seeming to hum something*
  • Ave: "Right, let's trust the tiny crab thing over a chocolate wrapper we fed him."
  • 2:31
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: *Follows Ader, looking uninterested*
  • 2:31
  • Cravitus
  • *Ave sighed, and fell in behind Vil and Mario.*
  • 2:31
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: He doesn't have the brains to properly pull something like that.
  • 2:31
  • Cravitus
  • Ader: "You no have brains, smelly Irkmeat nerd."
  • Vil: "Neeeerd."
  • 2:32
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: NEEEEEEERD!
  • Mario: Jib, you're losing an argument to a crab.
  • 2:32
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: That's why I'm the one using some semblance of grammar. Yes.
  • 2:32
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: That's a new low...
  • 2:32
  • Cravitus
  • *Some time passes, and you end up spending about 15 minutes crawling through what seems like maintenance passages*
  • Ader: "We almost to ship-food, now."
  • 2:33
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: Um
  • 2:33
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "You said that twenty minutes ago."
  • Ader: "We almost almost, now."
  • 2:34
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: I'm out of old, disgusting wrappers
  • 2:34
  • Cravitus
  • Vil: "My knees hurt."
  • 2:34
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: My entire body hurts.
  • Hatbot: MINE DOES TOO- wait, no it doesn't! I like not being squished into a vent.
  • Hatbot: That's fun.
  • 2:35
  • Reddest
  • (GUYS I GOT A SURPSIE BADGE.
  • (WOOOOOO
  • 2:35
  • Cravitus
  • (neat
  • 2:35
  • Reddest
  • (I can now die happy.
  • 2:35
  • Temporal Umbra
  • (meanwhile in hell
  • 2:35
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: After being savagely beaten the feeling of pain is null
  • Jib: But that's just me.

Session Four - 8-21-2016 | 10:23 PM, PST Edit

  • 10:23
  • Invader Jib
  • (i am ready
  • 10:23
  • Lil Peridot
  • (ye
  • 10:24
  • Cravitus
  • ( Tanz von der Krabben#Session Four
  • 10:24
  • INVADER VEX
  • (Well since you guys are gonna be occupied with that, imma go draw
  • (be back later
  • 10:24
  • Invader Jib
  • (alrighty
  • 10:24
  • Cravitus
  • (alright, good luck with that and the palletes
  • (jar, jib, tell me when you're caught up and we can get rolling
  • 10:25
  • Invader Jib
  • ( i think i got it
  • INVADER VEX has left the chat. 
  • 10:26
  • Lil Peridot
  • (yeah i caught up
  • 10:27
  • Cravitus
  • Ader: "Vent-thingy ahead, smash!"
  • Ave: "And this takes us to the ship?"
  • Ader: "Ye, is gud."
  • 10:27
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: ...I see you've got it all thought it
  • 10:27
  • Cravitus
  • *Ave seemed to pause, and reach for his spear.*
  • *Ave reconsidered, and simply got ready to shove Ader.*
  • Ave: "Watch your head, crabmeat."
  • 10:28
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: Hey, crabs have names too!
  • 10:28
  • Cravitus
  • *Ave sprang forward, and they shot out of the vent like a cannon, crashing to the floor in a mess of exoskeleton and metal.*
  • Ader: "EEEEE-"
  • *The vent seemed to dump them in the same airlock they started in. Just about, anyway.*
  • *Vil clambered out after them as Ave and Ader sorted themselves out.*
  • Ader: "My skullmeats! Why skullmeat burning?!"
  • 10:29
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: *climbs out of the vent*
  • 10:29
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "You'll be fine, there's plenty of food on the ship."
  • 10:29
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: So, can we finally leave this dump?
  • 10:29
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: *following*
  • 10:29
  • Cravitus
  • *Ader snapped to immediately.*
  • 10:29
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: It's about time
  • 10:29
  • Cravitus
  • Ader: "Food! Ship? Foodship!"
  • Ader: "This way, we go!"
  • 10:30
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: GEEZ Jib, be more respectful to this crab-man's home.
  • 10:30
  • Cravitus
  • *Ader began to run up the hall, back to the ship.*
  • 10:30
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: Yeahh I'll try to keep his feelings in mind next time
  • 10:30
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "Honestly, leaving may be a bit complicated, but I think it's best we get to the ship and get BLU."
  • Ave: "Heavy ordnance would probably be useful when Ader's friends come back for us."
  • Ader: "Me like wepon! Foodship have wepon?"
  • *Ader turned, and stumbled back, tripping and going into a short roll before he hit the far wall.*
  • 10:31
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: Oh hey, he's talking about something that ins't food. What a plot twist
  • 10:31
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "Yes, the ship has weapons. Just calm down."
  • Ave: "Come on, let's move it!"
  • Vil: "I'm coming!"
  • *Ave and Vil ran down the hall.*
  • 10:32
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: Man, Jib really hates crabs doesn't he. At least they have good taste in movies.
  • Mario: *Running after them*
  • 10:32
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "Alright, we just need to get through this door, and we're home free, for the most part."
  • 10:32
  • Invader Jib
  • jib: *catches up to them*
  • 10:32
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: Weeell, I mean, Jib hates most things, doesn't he?
  • 10:32
  • Cravitus
  • *Ave pressed an archaic button, and waited.*
  •  *Nothing happened, and the airlock stayed shut.*
  • 10:33
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: I can't say I disagree with that-
  • 10:33
  • Cravitus
  • *Ave pressed it again.*
  • 10:33
  • Invader Jib
  • jib: Oh what's happening now
  • 10:33
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "C'mon, c'mon..."
  • Vil: "...Did you try hitting it?"
  • Ave: "..."
  • 10:33
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: PRESS the button better!
  • 10:33
  • Cravitus
  • *Ave punched the button.*
  •  *The door seemed to begin to open, and then stayed put.*
  • Ader: "Let Ader get! Me get!"
  • *Ader dug his claws into a port on the door, and yanked out a crude lever.*
  • *He yanked down on it, and suddenly, the door flew open and an alarm began blaring as the vacuum of space began to suck at the entire group.*
  • 10:34
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: ...Great
  • 10:34
  • Cravitus
  • Ader: "Is gu-IS BAD-"
  • 10:34
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: AHG--
  • 10:34
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "GoD DAMN IT-"
  • 10:35
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE
  • 10:35
  • Cravitus
  • *Ave flung his spear out, and jammed it into the deck.*
  • Ave: "CLOSE THE DOOR! CLOSE THE DOOR!"
  • 10:35
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: If I die in space I'm gonna sue you guys or somethign
  • 10:35
  • Cravitus
  • *Vil grabbed on to the spear, flapping around like a flag in the wind as the air was blown out of the cabin.*
  • *More trash and debris flew by, smacking Jib in the face.*
  • Vil: "MERCIFUL TALLEST, CLOSE THE DOOR-"
  • 10:36
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: *Grumbling, holds onto Ave's foot*
  • 10:36
  • Cravitus
  • *Ader dug his claws into the ground, and began to climb back aboard.*
  • *Ave's PAK deployed it's spiderlegs, and they began to try and yank the door shut.*
  • Ave: "HELP ME WITH THIS-"
  • 10:37
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: *Stabs sword into the ground and climbs up*
  • Jib: Ok I
  • Jib: Probably should've done that earlier
  • 10:37
  • Cravitus
  • *Vil's spiderlegs spiraled out, and began to yank on the door as well.*
  • 10:37
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: Oh right yeah
  • 10:37
  • Cravitus
  • *slowly, the door began to inch shut... But not fast enough.*
  • 10:37
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: *Pulls the door with spider legs*
  • 10:38
  • Cravitus
  • *Finally, the door's about closed, and the pull on them weakens.*
  • *Ader reaches up, and gives it a last pull.*
  • *The door shuts.*
  • Ader: "...Lock door, please, arm is pain-"
  • *Ave and Vil fell to the floor, and got back up.*
  • *The lever for the door stuck out still, and the door seemed to strain against Ader's claws.*
  • 10:39
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: Okay, we're still alive. That's good, I guess.
  • 10:39
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "Lock the... Lock the door."
  • Ave: "It'll just fly open again until you, the lever, y'know..."
  • *Ave began to catch his breath.*
  • 10:40
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: Oh right
  • Jib: O-kay then
  • Jib: *Casually reverses the lever, or uh activates the door lock*
  • 10:41
  • Cravitus
  • *Vil got up, and put a hand on the wall, trying to balance herself.*
  • Ave: "There we go."
  • 10:41
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: *Slowly getting up*
  • 10:41
  • Cravitus
  • *Ader let go of the door, and flopped onto the floor.*
  • *Vil's hand rubbed off some dirt, and a flashing light revealed itself.*
  • *A flashing red light, of all things.*
  •  Ave: "Well."
  • Ave: "This was the right place, right?"
  • 10:41
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: ...Probably.
  • 10:42
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "Jib, you recognized the garbage and all that?"
  • Ader: "Is place."
  • Ader: "Ader know where foodship were."
  • Ave: "Then where's the ship?!"
  • 10:42
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is it-
  • Jib: Oh
  • Jib: Oh yeah that's a problem
  • 10:42
  • Cravitus
  • *Ader seemed to think on the floor for a moment.*
  • 10:43
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: .... Really
  • 10:43
  • Cravitus
  • Ader: "Me no know, then."
  • Ader: "Is a bad."
  • Ader: "...Me get food now? Is deal."
  • Ave: "Not yet, not until you..."
  • *Ave stiffened, and seemed to remember something.*
  • 10:43
  • ButterflyMask
  • (im gonna sleep yall night
  • 10:43
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "...The deal."
  • 10:43
  • Invader Jib
  • (night
  • 10:43
  • Lil Peridot
  • (bye
  • 10:43
  • Cravitus
  • (gute nacht
  • MysteriousTriangleguy has left the chat. 
  • 10:44
  • Cravitus
  • Ader: "Ye, deal."
  • MysteriousTriangleguy has joined the chat. 
  • ButterflyMask has left the chat. 
  • 10:44
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "No, I mean, the deal. The one that's got ever lobster-crab-thing in the station on our tails."
  • Vil: "Don't remind me."
  • Ader: "Oooh, you make that dealy thing with Gari."
  • Ader: "Gari like that deal."
  • Ader: "Gari take the ship, and then-"
  • Ave: "-They already have our ship?"
  • Ave: "They already have our ship."
  • Ave: "Great."
  • 10:45
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: ....ARE YOU SERIOUS-
  • 10:45
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "Absolutely positively great."
  • Ave: "Perfect."
  • Ave: "Our ticket off this heap's already gone."
  • Ader: "But me still talking-"
  •  *Vil finally notices the red light she revealed.*
  • 10:46
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: Wow. Okay. So after all of that, we're still stuck.
  • 10:46
  • Cravitus
  • Vil: "...Uh, I don't mean to interrupt this meanfest, but, uh..."
  • Vil: "What's this red light mean?"
  • 10:46
  • MysteriousTriangleguy
  • (computer says its 3 am
  • (yet
  • ( chat says 1:46
  • 10:46
  • Cravitus
  • *Ader rolled over, got up, and walked over to the light.*
  • Ader: "Hm?"
  • Ader: "Me see..."
  • Ave: "Our ship's gone, I don't think there's many more problems than that we can get right now."
  • 10:47
  • Invader Jib
  • (@lurk time paradox!!!
  • 10:47
  • Cravitus
  • Ader: "Oooh, alarmy light is on."
  • 10:47
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: ...Alarmy light-
  • 10:47
  • Cravitus
  • Ader: "...Ooh. Alarmy light."
  • Ader: "...ALARMY LIGHT-"
  • Ave: "Are you kidding me-"
  • *Down back at the other door, a loud bang suddenly interrupted everyone.*
  • 10:48
  • MysteriousTriangleguy
  • ( werd thing is its set to eastern time-
  • 10:48
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: THE CRAB MEN ARE HERE
  • Hatbot: SOMEBODY SACRIFICE ADER
  • 10:49
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: Isn't that GREAT
  • 10:49
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: EEEEEE *Arm flailing*
  • 10:49
  • Cravitus
  • Krevtovians: "WE ARE HERE FOR IRKMEATS AND TRAITOR-ADER."
  • Krevtovians: "WE PROMISE TO NOT EAT IRKMEATS ALIVE IF YOU COME NOW."
  • Krevtovians: "ADER-TRAITOR WILL BE BOIL, THOUGH."
  • Ader: "But me no like boil-"
  • Krevtovians: "YOU WILL BE BOIL!"
  • *Ader began screaming in his native tongue.*
  • 10:50
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: Hey, wait a minute. I'm not an Irk-meat! Does that mean you guys love me!? AWW, I KNEW IT! We can watch the collection of Crab Noirs together!
  • 10:51
  • Cravitus
  • *The banging continued, and grew louder and faster.*
  • 10:51
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: *coughhatbotisirkmetsindisguisecough*
  • 10:51
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "I swear I'm never answering any of Darrz's calls ever again after today..."
  • *Ave pulled his shockspear out of the metal, and it seemed to charge up rather loudly.*
  • Ave: "Looks like I'm cookin' a crab dinner today."
  • *Vil became a bit shifty.*
  • Vil: "A-Are you sure that we should FIGHT them?!"
  • 10:52
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: JIB'S COUGHING! SOMEBODY DO THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER ON HIM! Or... something, that's what you do, right?
  • 10:52
  • Cravitus
  • *Ader continued screaming, and began headbutting Jib in the stomach.*
  • 10:52
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: THAT'S THE SPIRIT ADER!
  • 10:52
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: Well-OW
  • 10:52
  • Cravitus
  • Vil: "I mean have you SEEN these guys-"
  • 10:53
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: WHAT DID I DO-
  • 10:53
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "I fought off five of them with Jib, didn't I?!"
  • Vil: "THAT'S NOT THE POINT-"
  • *Ader grew hysterical, and tripped again, slamming his head into the grate they stood on.*
  • Ave: "-THEN WHAT IS?!"
  • Vil: "We can't fight that many of them!"
  • 10:54
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: I... have no weapons right now, uh, yeah, have fun with that... *slowly moves behind the group*
  • 10:54
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: It's not like we have a plethora of option right now
  • 10:54
  • Cravitus
  • Vil: "I don't care if you THINK you're a one man army, but I DO NOT intend on dying today!"
  • 10:54
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: *turns mario around* Hey now, if we're dying today you are too
  • 10:54
  • Cravitus
  • Vil: "L-like why don't we just run across the station outside?!"
  • Vil: "We have those bubble-helmets, don't we?!"
  • 10:55
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: Yeah, I agree with Vil! Seriously guys, there's another way.
  • 10:55
  • Cravitus
  • Vil: "We'll be FINE-"
  • *Ader grew quiet suddenly.*
  • Ave: "...What happened to the screaming crab-baby?"
  • 10:55
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: ...does it matter
  • 10:56
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: HEY, respect the poor crab, Jib
  • 10:56
  • Cravitus
  • *Ave looked back, and saw a hole in the grating.*
  • Ave: "Oh, wait, we're on... Oh."
  • Ave: "We're standing on a whole... Sewer-vent-system... Still..."
  • *The banging grew louder.*
  • *Ader poked his head out.*
  • Ader: "Irk-meats go here! Me know where spaceshippy thingy is!"
  • *The hole seemed pretty small.*
  • Vil: "That's what I'm talking about! Follow him!"
  • *Vil jumped in eagerly, despite the stench.*
  • 10:57
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: ...Whatever, I've been in worse situations than this
  • Jib: *climbs into the hole*
  • 10:57
  • Cravitus
  • *Ave began to try and follow.* *Keyword being try.*
  • Ave: "C'mon..."
  • 10:57
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: Euhhg... oh-- uhhg, okay, that is... nasty
  • 10:57
  • Cravitus
  • *Ave didn't fit in the hole."
  • Ave: "There's gotta be a way..."
  • Ave: "Come on..."
  • 10:58
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: Uhm, I'm kinda waiting for you to go Ave-
  • 10:58
  • Cravitus
  • *Ave continued to try and fit in the hole for a moment.*
  • 10:58
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: *Looking back the Crab people, then back at Ave*
  • 10:58
  • Cravitus
  • *The banging grew louder.*
  • 10:58
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: AVE
  • 10:58
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "...This isn't working, is it?"
  • 10:58
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: *Anxiously starts shoving Ave's head down, trying to force him down*
  • 10:58
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "You know, chances are you won't fit in there either, Mario-"
  • Ave: "-Alright stop that-"
  • 10:59
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: COME ON-
  • Mario: *Pushes harder*
  • 10:59
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "-Alright, change of plan, ADER, what's the place look like?!"
  • Ader: "Round thingy with the spaceship bits."
  • Ader: "Is big. Will find."
  • Ave: "Alright, you take Vil and Jib!"
  • Ave: "I'll meet you there!"
  • Ave: "With food!"
  • Ave: "I'll have food for you, okay?"
  • *The banging grew louder.*
  • Ader: "Ye, is gud!"
  • 11:00
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: I'm stuck... with... Ave, and menacing crab men...
  • 11:00
  • Cravitus
  • *Ader went below, and began to forge ahead under the grates, heading for more vents and passages.*
  • Ader: "Nerdmeat, come!"
  • 11:00
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: Wait, can I fit down there? Wait, does it even matter? Me and those Crab people are pretty chill with eachother.
  • 11:00
  • Cravitus
  • *Ader motioned for Jib to follow.*
  • Krevtovians: "WE APOLOGIZE FOR INCONVENIENCE,"
  • Krevtovians: "WE BUILD DOOR MUCH STRONGER THAN EXPECTED."
  • Krevtovians: "IRKMEATS MAY STILL SURRENDER."
  • Vil: "Jib get moving or I will leave you behind-"
  • 11:01
  • Invader Jib
  • (oh whoops
  • 11:01
  • Cravitus
  •  Ave: "Mario, quit shoving me, and pull me back out! I've got a plan!"
  • 11:01
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: AHG-- Fineee...
  • 11:01
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: *casually slowly crawling through the pipes*
  • 11:01
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: *Pulls Ave out*
  • 11:02
  • Cravitus
  • *Ader, Vil, and Jib disappeared in the vents and grates below.*
  • 11:02
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: ..It's probably not the best time to mention it but both of them areprobably dead
  • 11:02
  • Cravitus
  • Vil: "He'll be fine."
  • Vil: "Maybe."
  • 11:02
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: Guys, GUYS, I've got this.
  • 11:02
  • Cravitus
  • Vil: "I mean, did you SEE that spear-"
  • 11:02
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: Me and these Crab men are friends. I think. I have no idea.
  • 11:02
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "Yeah, that's why we're going to take a little detour."
  • 11:02
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: They watch Noir, they seem OKAY.
  • 11:03
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "Well, I hope they can breathe in space."
  • *Ave paused.*
  • 11:03
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: Wait, what-
  • 11:03
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "...Mario, you have a bubble-helmet type thing, right?"
  • 11:03
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: Uh... I...
  • Mario: I.. think..?
  • 11:03
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "You know, deploys out of the PAK automatically, keeps you from dying violently in the vacuum?"
  • Ave: "..."
  • Ave: "...You don't, do you?"
  • 11:04
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: *Anxiously stuttering* I- I- Uh, Idon'tknow
  • 11:05
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "Damn it."
  • 11:05
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: Breathing is for nerds!
  • 11:05
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "Alright, while I PLANNED to have us take a little trip outside, since you shapeshifting types don't exactly take well to that,"
  • 11:05
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: Just be like me, COOL and can't breath!
  • 11:05
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "You're just going to have to hope we can take these guys on."
  • *Ave looked at him for a moment.*
  • Ave: "...You'll want to use this."
  • *Ave handed him his rifle.*
  • 11:06
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: Euhhh... shapeshifting?
  • 11:06
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "Damage it or shoot me with it, and I will kill you.*
  • 11:06
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: .. Whatever
  • Mario: Wait-
  • Mario: I can't shoot well
  • 11:06
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "Use the autoaim."
  • 11:06
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: ... oh
  • Mario: Well that makes things easier
  • 11:06
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "With any luck, your abysmal shots can-"
  • *The door finally broke down, and armored lobster-crab-men began marching in.*
  • Ave: "-SHOOT THEM SHOOT THEM SHOOT THEM-"
  • 11:07
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: Right- OH UAH-
  • 11:07
  • Cravitus
  •  *Meanwhile, with Jib, Vil, and Ader...*
  • Vil: "...Are those gunshots I hear?"
  • Ader: "Ye. Is fine."
  • Ader: "Blueman has food."
  • Ader: "Food gud."
  • 11:08
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: Probably. I'll remember to set up the funeral.
  • 11:08
  • Cravitus
  • Vil: "Can you NOT right now, please-"
  • *Ader bashed through a grate, and clawed his way ahead.*
  • Vil: "-And YOU, where are we going?!"
  • Vil: "That ship-place?"
  • Ader: "Neg, we go see Lari."
  • 11:09
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: ...do we follow him or
  • 11:09
  • Cravitus
  • Vil: "Who are we seeing-"
  • Ader: "Lari is a gud, he BIG lobster-crab-thing."
  • Ader: "Help get food-wepon-ship thing."
  • 11:10
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: oh great, someone else to beat the tar out of me
  • 11:10
  • Cravitus
  • *Vil did her best to keep up.*
  • Ader: "Nerdmeat should live like the Lari."
  • Ader: "Living like Lari is a gud."
  • 11:10
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: Yeahh, I'll keep that advice in mind.
  • 11:10
  • Lil Peridot
  • (live like larry you fool
  • 11:10
  • Cravitus
  • (LIVIN LIKE LARRY
  • Ader: "Lari give Ader metal hat thing. Is gud."
  • Ader: "Trust the Lari."
  • *Eventually, they came to a drier, less odorous vent.*
  • Ader: "Me smash now.*
  • 11:12
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: I see that's your answer to everything
  • 11:12
  • Cravitus
  • *Ader's claws jammed down, through the thin metal plating, and peeled it apart like it was tin foil.*
  • *The rest of the vent gave away, and they fell onto what seemed like... An exercise mat.*
  • 11:13
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: Well this is
  • 11:13
  • Cravitus
  • *Bright light blinded them.*
  • 11:13
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: I-GAH
  • Jib: DO YOU MIND TURNING THAT OFF
  • 11:13
  • Cravitus
  • Ader: "LARI, HELP NOW-"
  • *A large form thumped into the room, and blocked the light for a moment.*
  • *A large, muscled red form.*
  • 11:14
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: Oh so you're
  • Jib: ...pleasedonthurtme
  • 11:14
  • Cravitus
  • Lari: "Lari, shortstuff."
  • Lari: "Ader, would you mind not screaming your head off?"
  • *The light evened out, and Lari's rippling red exoskeleton shone brightly.*
  • 11:16
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: I doubt you're gonna get him to stop doing that
  • 11:16
  • Cravitus
  • Lari: "I understand you are still young, but it interrupts the muscling."
  • *Ader stopped screeching.*
  • Ader: "Okie, Lari."
  • *Lari looked at Vil, then Jib.*
  • Vil: "H-Hello."
  • Lari: "Hi there."
  • *Lari looked back to Ader.*
  • Lari: *Krevtovian chittering.*
  • Ader: *Nervous chittering.*
  •  Vil: "Is it weird that the red one speaks normally-"
  • 11:18
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: A little
  • 11:18
  • Cravitus
  • Lari: "-I'm right here, you know-"
  • Vil: "I'msorry"
  • Lari: "-Anyway, so Ader here tells me you're in a predicament?"
  • 11:18
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: Yeah...our uh...ship is kinda gone
  • 11:18
  • Cravitus
  • Lari: "I see. Made a deal with Gari, you did?"
  • Lari: "Despicable one, my brother."
  • Lari: "Never saw the value of weightlifting."
  • Lari: "Or learning how to speak normally."
  • Ader: "Gari smelly and slow, like snail."
  • 11:19
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: How terrible.
  • 11:19
  • Cravitus
  • Lari: "Yeah, anyway, I'll help you."
  • 11:20
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: Oh
  • Jib: oh good
  • 11:20
  • Cravitus
  • Lari: "First though, we...*
  • *He turned, and looked at a cell door.*
  • Lari: "We kinda need to break out."
  • 11:20
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: ...sigh
  • Jib: Offf Course
  • 11:20
  • Cravitus
  • Ader: "...Why you no break door-"
  • Lari: "-Bad manners, Ader, bad manners."
  • Lari: "You wouldn't be living like Lari."
  • Lari: "...Except in this case."
  • 11:21
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: ...Just break the door
  • 11:21
  • Cravitus
  • *Lari walked over to the door, and smashed it apart.*
  • Lari: "Easy."
  • *An alarm began blaring.*
  • Lari: "Don't mind that, they're probably dealing with your friends."
  • Lari: "Either fighting them, or, if they're dead, eating them."
  • Lari: "...We don't like wasting things around here."
  • *Lari's massive form walked out the door, and Ader followed happily after.*
  • 11:22
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: Well that's disturbing and I'm going to try to not think about it
  • 11:22
  • Cravitus
  • Vil: "...Well, okay then."
  • 11:22
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: *follows them
  • 11:22
  • Cravitus
  • *Vil scrambled after.*
  • Vil: "So, uh, why were you in?"
  • Lari: "I tried to change the movie for movienight."
  • 11:24
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: ...That bad?
  • 11:24
  • Cravitus
  • Lari: "Do you have any idea what it's like to be the only one here who doesn't like Noir?"
  • 11:24
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: You really are a rebel.
  • 11:24
  • Cravitus
  • Lari: "They don't appreaciate my muscles, or my tastes."
  • *Lari flexed, and beat down another door.*
  •  *Meanwhile, on the other side of the station...*
  • 11:25
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: We could've just settled this over a Noir movie or two!
  • Hatbot: Aw, man...
  • 11:25
  • Cravitus
  •  *Ave growled, and sent another Guard sailing over Mario.*
  • Ave: "NOW IS NOT THE TIME, YOU DERANGED METAL CYLINDER-"
  • 11:26
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: *Shooting in their general direction, the gun's auto-aim doing most of the work*
  • Hatbot: HEY, COME ON. I'm not made out meat!
  • 11:26
  • Cravitus
  • *Ave got caught by a face-bound claw, and recoiled before jabbing his spear into the next one's teeth.*
  • 11:26
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: These poor Crabs, they'll never see a Noir movie again! I could've made so many friends!
  • 11:26
  • Cravitus
  • *A path of twitching bodies lay behind them as they moved forward steadily.*
  • 11:27
  • Lil Peridot
  • out of meat*
  • 11:27
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "IN ABOUT TWENTY SECONDS, YOU'LL HAVE ANOTHER THING IN COMMON WITH THEM, HATBOT-"
  • *Ave's spear dug itself into the Crab's head, and a bolt of lightning popped it entirely, sending yet more blood and meatchunks flying.*
  • 11:28
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: Wait, I'LL HAVE MY VERY OWN NOIR TOO?
  • 11:28
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "-NEITHER THEY, NOR YOU, WILL BE ALIVE-"
  • 11:28
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: YAY!
  • Hatbot: Oh... WHAT? YOU'RE CRAZY
  • 11:28
  • Cravitus
  • *Ave kicked the body away, and his boots fired, sending them into another crowd of crabs.*
  • *They'd finally made their way to the main market hub, it seemed.*
  • *The guards had begun to fall back, too.*
  • Invader Jib has left the chat. 
  • 11:30
  • Cravitus
  • (jib down
  • 11:30
  • Lil Peridot
  • (rip
  • Invader Jib has joined the chat. 
  • 11:30
  • Cravitus
  • (jib lives
  • (quick pause while i record
  • (thoughts so far on rp
  • (i'm basically making it up right now honestly
  • 11:31
  • Invader Jib
  • (its good
  • (lari is the best character
  • 11:32
  • Cravitus
  • (Continuing
  • Ave: "YOU STANGIN' CRUSTACEANS WANT A PIECE OF THIS?!"
  • *Ave continued to charge into the enemy; meanwhile, Mario's gun clicked empty.*
  • 11:33
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: Uhhhh... Ave?
  • Mario: I think this thing's out of ammo..
  • 11:34
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "-PUT SOME SCRAP IN IT!"
  • 11:34
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: Scrap!? Uhhh-- uhhh...
  • 11:34
  • Cravitus
  • *Ave outright impaled a crab on his spear, and flung it into a line of retreating guards.*
  • Ave: "I'M COOKIN' WITH GAS! I'VE GOT A HANDFUL OF VERTEBRAE, AND A HEADFUL OF MAD-"
  •  *Ave began to cackle madly.*
  • 11:35
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: *Grabs random stuff around him and tries to shove it in the gun* Are you sure Ave-
  • 11:35
  • Cravitus
  •  Ave: "PACK IT IN, HATBOY-"
  • *Ave stopped and aimed his spear, sending a bolt of Plasma flying into a closing blastdoor.*
  • 11:36
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: HATBOY!? IS THAT DRAXX
  • 11:37
  • Cravitus
  • *The guards fled, and the gun seemed full enough.*
  • 11:37
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: *Unsure about the gun, tries to fire* Uhhh...
  • Mario: Okaay..
  • 11:37
  • Cravitus
  •  *The gun sent a hot bolt of metal in Averii's direction.*
  • *It seemed to hit, and Ave's head seemed to duck out of view as molten metal splashed over his body.*
  • 11:38
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: UHM...
  • 11:38
  • Cravitus
  • *Ave's head snapped back up, and he straightened up with a growl.*
  • Ave: "What did I say about SHOOTING ME-"
  • 11:39
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: Blame this stupid gun!
  • Mario: I'm sorry!
  • 11:39
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "-Now don't you call my Orbitbreaker stupid-"
  • *The doors around them suddenly opened back up, and fresh guards, armed with riot shields, stepped forward.*
  • 11:40
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: How many of these crabs are there...
  • 11:40
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "More meat for the grinder!"
  • Ave: "COME AND GET IT, YOU STANGIN' DINNER PLATTERS-"
  •  *Meanwhile, back on the other side of the station...*
  • 11:41
  • Lil Peridot
  • (krev, ave is starting to sound like a bl2 bandit-
  • (geez
  • 11:41
  • Cravitus
  • (i'm modeling him after the doom comic doom marine-
  • 11:41
  • Lil Peridot
  • (or bl2 psycho rather
  • (oh
  • 11:41
  • Cravitus
  • ( http://prntscr.com/c8ehfg
  • Lari: "-But they aren't supposed to be back here yet!"
  • Ader: "Me no lie, Lari!"
  • Ader: "The big guardmeats watching!"
  • Ader: "With the big guns!"
  • Ader: "Megawepons!"
  • Lari: "Well then, looks like there's a change of plan..."
  • Vil: "What's going on?"
  • 11:43
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: something about gaurdmeats and megaguns or whatever
  • 11:44
  • Cravitus
  • Lari: "There's guards around that entrance we were going to use."
  • Lari: "But I don't understand, they're all supposed to be busy with your friends, from what I can tell..."
  • *Rapid footsteps seemed to approach from around the corner.*
  • Vil: "Incoming!"
  • 11:45
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: I don't know, I guess they have a ton of 'em-
  • Jib: OH
  • 11:45
  • Cravitus
  • *Lari's eyes widened, and he shoved them into a doorway.*
  • *A squad of riot-guards sprinted past.*
  • Guard: "Why the screaming so loud?"
  • 11:45
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: UH
  • Jib: Phew?
  • 11:46
  • Cravitus
  • Guard: "The dinner is aggressive!"
  • *The guards ran out of sight.*
  • *Then, they began running back.*
  • Guard: "THE DINNER IS MORE AGGRESSIVE-"
  • *Wounded crabs began to follow, some running, limping, hopping, and even crawling.*
  • Lari: "...So that's why there's guards here-"
  • 11:48
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: I guess they're not in the best condition to kill us then?
  • Jib: Hey, trying to be positive for once.
  • 11:48
  • Cravitus
  • *A quiet series of cracks echoed from around the other corner, down the hall, and a few of the retreating crabs caught metal spikes in their backs.*
  • *The smell of cooked crab wafted over.*
  • Lari: "Good LORD-"
  • *A legless crab tried to crawl to safety, and suddenly, a helmeted, bloodstained Averii jumped atop it, cackling.*
  • 11:49
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: ...should we just
  • Jib: wait this out
  • 11:50
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "-HERE COMES THE NIGHT TRAIN-"
  • *Ave jammed his spear clear through the crab's skull, frying it.*
  • Witherman50 has joined the chat. 
  • 11:50
  • Cravitus
  • *Mario walked into view from behind.*
  • 11:50
  • Witherman50
  • (OMG RP)
  • 11:50
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: Ave... y'know, you could tone it down a bit
  • 11:50
  • Witherman50
  • * Witherman50 would eat popcorn
  • 11:51
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: YEAH! You sound like a crazy weirdo that HATES crabs.
  • 11:51
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "I spent a whole day or so with Darrz."
  • Ave: "I think I've earned it!"
  • 11:52
  • Witherman50
  • (Im at the first shooting of Irken Conquest episode)
  • 11:52
  • Cravitus
  • Vil: "...Are you... Are you done?"
  • 11:52
  • Lil Peridot
  • Mario: Ehhh.. I don't blame ya
  • 11:52
  • Cravitus
  • *Lari awkwardly eased back, and let the three back out.*
  • Ader: "Food-master no ded!"
  • Ader: "Is gud."
  • *Ader waddled over, and poked the legless corpse.*
  • Ave: "Ader? Oh, there you are."
  • *Vil walked out, and Lari followed.*
  • 11:53
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: *walks out*
  • 11:53
  • Cravitus
  • Vil: "Uh, we're here, too."
  • Vil: "Again, are you... Done?"
  • 11:53
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: I guess I could've helped you out with this but uh...
  • 11:54
  • Cravitus
  • Lari: "Hello."
  • *Vil looked at Lari for a moment, then Ave, as he began to tense.*
  • 11:54
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: WOAH! Who's the huge buff lobster man?
  • 11:54
  • Cravitus
  • Lari: "I'm-"
  • Ader: "LARI THE LOBSTERCRABMAN-"
  • 11:54
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: You're so buff! You're everything Jib wishes he was!
  • 11:54
  • Cravitus
  • Lari: "-JUST Lari, Ader."
  • Lari: "I'm Lari."
  • 11:54
  • Witherman50
  • (so true hatbot)
  • 11:55
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "...Alright then."
  • 11:55
  • Witherman50
  • (so true)
  • 11:55
  • Cravitus
  • Ader: "Lari help get us to ship!"
  • 11:55
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: I'm perfectly comfortable with my body as it is, thank you very much, Hatbot
  • 11:55
  • Cravitus
  • Lari: "We just ran into a bit of guard trouble, though you seem to be... More than prepared to deal with that, as it turns out."
  • 11:56
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: Yeah, OK. Keep telling all those protein powder bags I see laying around you that
  • 11:56
  • Witherman50
  • (Protein Powder Bags)
  • (sounds more like drugs to me)
  • 11:56
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: You're getting buff for Vex, aren't you!?
  • 11:56
  • Cravitus
  • Lari: "I'm not going to lie, I'm uncomfortable with how many of my brothers and sisters you seem to be slicing through, but..."
  • Vil: "-He gets worked up."
  • Ave: "...Yeah, anyway, what's the plan?"
  • 11:56
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: I DO NOT NEED TO PLEASE VEX IN ANY WAY, AND I AM NOT DOING THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE, HATBOT-
  • Jib: AAhem
  • Jib: Anyway
  • 11:57
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: NEEERD
  • 11:57
  • Cravitus
  • Vil: "Nerd, could you tone down your rage for a minute?"
  • 11:57
  • Witherman50
  • (YOU TELL EM HATBOT)
  • 11:57
  • Lil Peridot
  • Hatbot: You'll get swole one day Jib, I believe in you!
  • 11:57
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "Seriously, what's the plan-"
  • *Ader continued to prod the corpse. Then, he seemed to try and tug off a piece.*
  • 11:57
  • Invader Jib
  • Jib: Did we even have a plan
  • 11:57
  • Cravitus
  • *Lari prodded him, and shook his head.*
  • *Ader stopped trying to eat the dead crab.*
  • Lari: "What? Oh, yes."
  • Lari: "Break in, get your ship, get out of this miserable place."
  • Lari: "Now, before, it was going to be pretty simple."
  • Lari: "Just walk right through, get aboard, take off."
  • Lari: "With security, it's a bit more difficult."
  •  *Footsteps began to slowly, quietly march towards them from back around the corner.*
  • 11:59
  • MysteriousTriangleguy
  • ( brb if i dont com bak im dead or mothr 8 my soul
  • 11:59
  • Cravitus
  • (k
  • (oh god damn it i have to get off about now too
  • 11:59
  • Invader Jib
  • (nooooo
  • 11:59
  • Lil Peridot
  • (rip

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