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Plot SummaryEdit

This is an episode of Irken Conquest: Season Two

When Maz, an arrogant, selfish, and stupid, yet adored Irken from another dimension comes to visit Sevn's research station, her annoying personality is dealt with in some rather harsh ways. Sevn,Mario,Lurk, and Zeerk now have to find a way to get rid of her.

Takes place sometime after The Rise of Vraal and Remade

TranscriptEdit

  • Mysteriousjillguy( must
  • ( we must
  • ( do ittt
  • ONE DAY IN A CHEAP SPACE MOTEL ORBITING SMOORGHULON 7*
  • 1:56Long TimeHatbot: *pokes Mario, with a disturbed stare*..
  • Mario: Uhnnn... *opens his eyes* huh?
  • 1:56Mysteriousjillguy
  • A grunt is heard*
  • Lurk is next to him in a bed*
  • Lurk:Hi
  • 1:56Long TimeMario: Wait... whaaat? Where am I..?
  • Mario: ... *looking over at Lurk*
  • 1:56Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk is in his face*
  • Lurk:*Stares*
  • 1:57Cravitus(wait are they in the same bed-
  • 1:57Long TimeMario: ... please tell me we didn't do something last night-
  • 1:57Mysteriousjillguy
  • Awkward silence*
  • 1:57Long Time(yes krev-
  • 1:57MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Yawns,getting up, wearing Mario's outfit*
  • 1:57Cravitus(ohmyy
  • 1:57Long TimeMario: *his eyes widen, looking at Lurk* ...
  • 1:57MysteriousjillguyLurk:What?
  • 1:57Long TimeMario: ..
  • 1:57MysteriousjillguyLurk:I needed a cosplay costume.
  • 1:57Long TimeMario: What did we do last night?
  • Mario: Or day, or whatever.
  • 1:58Mysteriousjillguy
  • A closet door opens,Zeerk falls out, with a lampshade on his head,wearing handcuffs*
  • 1:58Long TimeHatbot: *disturbed, still staring at them*
  • 1:58MysteriousjillguyZeerk:WH
  • Zeerk:WHERE AM I?!
  • 1:58Long TimeMario: ...
  • 1:58MysteriousjillguyZeerk:...And why is Lurk wearing Mario's pants and shirt?
  • 1:59Long TimeMario: ......
  • 1:59MysteriousjillguyLurk:Eh
  • Space bugs crawl around the motel room*
  • Mold grows on the walls*
  • 1:59Long TimeHatbot: Whaaaat? No! Lurk just did a creepy cosplay as you.
  • 2:00Mysteriousjillguy( yeh
  • 2:00Long Time(i thought you meant the rp
  • (rip
  • 2:00Mysteriousjillguy( notice how zeerk was wearing handcuffs-
  • 2:00Long Time(we'll just edit it out hen
  • then*)Mysteriousjillguy
  • (fetishfuel
  • 2:00Long TimeHatbot: Aaaaand some other stuff..
  • Hatbot: ANYWAYS, can we go home now?
  • 2:01MysteriousjillguyLurk:ANYWAYS,I needed your help Mario
  • Lurk:I need Sevn to repair my toaster and the LSD has been glitching n stuff lately so I need you to fly me to his space station n stuff
  • *Lurk takes out a toaster*
  • Zeerk:Why do you need a toaster again?
  • Lurk:SOMETHINGS GOTTA TOAST THAT FRESH SOFT BREAD
  • Zeerk:..Nevermind
  • 2:03Long TimeMario: Lurk, we're in somewhere I don't know, and I can barely remember anything from yesterday.
  • Mario: We'll have to get a taxi... oooor something.
  • 2:04MysteriousjillguyLurk:Well first we drank some strawberry flavored beer-
  • Zeerk:DONT WANNA KNOW.
  • *zeerk opens the motel room door*
  • *A bunch of slug looking aliens slither down the hall*
  • Zeerk:Lets just go fix his stupid toaster or whatever
  • Zeerk:Hopefully Menami's there for some reason
  • 2:05Long TimeMario: Oh yeaah.. I forgot you uh like.. yeah whatever.
  • 2:05Mysteriousjillguy*Lurk walks out the room,still wearing Mario's clothes*
  • 2:05Long TimeHatbot: Yeah let's get out of here!
  • Mario: Lurk.
  • 2:05MysteriousjillguyLurk:?
  • 2:05Long TimeMario: My clothes...
  • Lurk:Oh right
  • Lurk:*Grabs a towel and wipes unidentified stains off of it*
  • Lurk:There
  • *Lurk walks down the hallway*
  • 2:06Long TimeMario: .......
  • 2:06Mysteriousjillguy*Lurk's clothes is in the pile next to the bed*
  • *Later,outside the space motel,in a space taxi*
  • *Lurk is in his clothes,sitting in the backseat*
  • Driver:Where to?
  • Lurk:PLANET VORT!
  • 2:08Long TimeHatbot: YEAH, WHAT HE SAID!
  • 2:08MysteriousjillguyDriver:That'll be 400 monies.
  • Lurk:THATS RIDICULOUS
  • Lurk:Mario,pay him.
  • 2:09Long TimeMario: *Sigh*..
  • 2:09MysteriousjillguyZeerk:*sighs,looking out the window*
  • 2:09Long TimeMario: *pays the Driver*
  • 2:09Mysteriousjillguy*The driver eats some of the money for no reason and begins driving*
  • *zeerk looks outside the window,graffiti is above him on the ceiling reading "ZIM WUZ HERE"*
  • *A shooting star flies by*
  • Zeerk:Hey uh..Mario..?
  • 2:10Long TimeMario: Yes?
  • 2:11Mysteriousjillguy( mouse
  • ( y
  • ( THE DAY THE MULTIVERSE WAS STOOPID
  • ( quik
  • ( reccorddd
  • 2:11Long Time(wait
  • (i thought you were recording


  • Mysteriousjillguy( it stops at " Hatbot: Whaaaat? No! Lurk just did a creepy cosplay as you. 2:00 Mysteriousjillguy ( yeh 2:00 Long Time (i thought you meant the rp (rip 2:00 Mysteriousjillguy ( notice how zeerk was wearing handcuffs- 2:00 Long Time (we'll just edit it out hen then*) "
  • ( mouse
  • ( mouse was
  • ( being stupid
  • ( reccorddd
  • 2:13Long Time(ok
  • (recorded
  • (continueee
  • 2:15MysteriousjillguyZeerk:You think Menami..uh..likes me?
  • Lurk:But shes with zik and barely notices you-
  • 2:16Long TimeMario: Well uhm... she likes you as a friend, yeah.
  • Mario: But she's with someone else, y'know.
  • 2:16MysteriousjillguyZeerk:...Oh..I see..
  • Zeerk:Well uh..you think maybe Zik could uh..not like her at some point?
  • 2:16Long TimeMario: I'd imagine she'd probably... possibly.. like you if Zik didn't exist or whatever.
  • Mario: She seems pretty close to you.
  • 2:17MysteriousjillguyLurk:Well,I could time travel into the past and stop Zik from being born,that or I could kill him for you
  • 2:17Long TimeMario: Well doesn't Zik flirt with other women like all the time?
  • 2:17MysteriousjillguyZeerk:Thats kind of disturbing Lurk
  • 2:17Long TimeMario: Their relationship could go downhill.
  • 2:17MysteriousjillguyLurk:YEAH! Zik's a jerk
  • 2:17Long Time(hm wait
  • 2:17MysteriousjillguyZeerk:Menami cares about him too much,she probably forgives him at every turn
  • 2:17Long Time(is this when mario doesn't like zik
  • 2:17MysteriousjillguyLurk:Thats pretty STOOPID
  • ( ye
  • 2:18Long TimeMario: Honestly, I wouldn't really care if he died.
  • Mario: He's pretty much... a jerk, all the time.
  • 2:18MysteriousjillguyZeerk:Well..I dont want to kill him
  • Zeerk:Plus time travel could destroy the universe or something so
  • 2:19Long TimeHatbot: You guys do realize
  • Hatbot: You're discussing murder, while a taxi driver can perfectly hear you
  • Hatbot: Right?
  • 2:19Mysteriousjillguy
  • The cab nears planet vort,an irken space station is near*
  • Driver:*snores*
  • A huge ship is heading toward the taxi*
  • Lurk:AHHH!
  • 2:20Cravitus(plot twist, the cab driver hears weirder every day
  • 2:20MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Grabs the taxi driver and throws him into the void of space,then takes control of the taxi*
  • 2:20Long TimeMario: *Eyes widen* LOOK OUT!
  • Mario: Wait-- WHAT!?
  • 2:20MysteriousjillguyDriver:AHHHHH
  • 2:20Long TimeMario: LURK WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
  • 2:20MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Turns the taxi around,and makes it go under the big ship*
  • Lurk:There
  • Zeerk:Y'know you could've done that without MURDERING THE DRIVER
  • Lurk:I hate taxi cabs.
  • Zeerk:Then why did YOU-
  • Zeerk:*Facepalms* Nevermind...
  • 2:21Long TimeMario: *sigh*..
  • 2:22Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn's space station appears nearby,the taxi drives toward it*
  • Lurk:Easy..easy..easy..
  • The cab fires a laser at the hangar door,blasting a hole in it*
  • Lurk:Easy..easy..easy..
  • The cab goes into the hangar and slowly lowers*
  • Lurk:Easy..easy..easy..
  • The taxi cab crashes into the floor*
  • Lurk:GNGH
  • Lurk jumps out of the space taxi,along with Zeerk*
  • 2:23Long TimeHatbot: GOOD JOB!
  • Mario: *Jumps out of the taxi*
  • 2:24Mysteriousjillguy
  • The taxi cab catches on fire*
  • Flying robots come in and patch up the hole*
  • Sevn walks into the hangar*
  • Sevn:WHATS GOING ON HERE-
  • 2:24Long TimeHatbot: Wait, who's number seven again?
  • 2:24MysteriousjillguySevn:...Augh...YOU again
  • Lurk:HI SEVN!
  • Lurk:Did you miss me? Admit it,you missed me!
  • Sevn:I'd like to think you were dead this whole time.
  • Lurk:Oh.
  • Lurk:WELP
  • Lurk:*Takes out his toaster*
  • Lurk:I need you to fix this.
  • Sevn:...You blew a hole in my hangar for a TOASTER?!
  • Lurk:Yes.
  • 2:25Long TimeMario: This was a massive waste of time..
  • 2:26MysteriousjillguySevn:*Clenches fist,angrily mumbling*
  • 2:26Long TimeHatbot: Oh HEY! It's that big headed science guy that's like Vex but dumber!
  • 2:26MysteriousjillguySevn:I AM NOT LIKE VEX!
  • 2:26Long TimeHatbot: Uhhhhh, yeeeah you are.
  • 2:27MysteriousjillguySevn: I AM SEVN! One of the GREATEST irken scientists in the GALAXY! Former student of the famous KLUMZ! One of the greatest scientists to ever LIVE!
  • Lurk:I didnt know plums could do science!
  • 2:28Long TimeHatbot: Klumz?
  • 2:28MysteriousjillguySevn: It's KLUMZ
  • 2:28Long TimeHatbot: *Giggling* THAT'S A HILARIOUS NAME!
  • 2:28MysteriousjillguyLurk:Speaking of fruit,I sure could go for some cherry soda right now.
  • Lurk:Got any?
  • 2:28Long TimeHatbot: Klumz... ehehehe.. KLUMA.. AFHAAAAHAHA
  • 2:28MysteriousjillguySevn:Oh sure its in the cafeteria-
  • 2:28Long TimeKLUMZ*
  • 2:29Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk runs to the hangar entrance,looking for the cafeteria*
  • Sevn:HEY WAIT-
  • Zeerk:Uh..I'll make sure he doesnt blow anything up.
  • Lurk walks into a large room filled with cells*
  • Lurk:Huh? I dont remember this room.
  • Sevn:*Runs into the room*
  • Sevn:THERE you are!
  • Sevn:You're NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN HERE-
  • 2:30Long TimeMario: *following*
  • 2:30MysteriousjillguyZeerk:Huh?
  • Zeerk:*Walks into the room* Whats this?
  • 2:30Long TimeMario: Uhhhh... what IS this room?
  • 2:31Mysteriousjillguy
  • The cells are closed with purple hardlight doors*
  • Sevn:Grggh..fine
  • Sevn:Its where I keep my...
  • Sevn:...Experiments
  • Lurk:OH BOY!
  • Cravitus has left the chat. 
  • 2:32Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk walks up to a cell,putting his face on it*
  • 2:32Long Time(krebbb
  • 2:32Mysteriousjillguy
  • A hideous alien beast roars at the cell door*
  • Lurk:AH!
  • Lurk backs up*
  • 2:33Long Time(was kreb gonna come in
  • 2:33Mysteriousjillguy( later
  • 2:33Long Time(how later
  • 2:33Mysteriousjillguy( after maz escapes
  • 2:33Long TimeMario: Sevn... what is all... this?
  • 2:34MysteriousjillguySevn: I've been doing experiments on lifeforms from random planets. I'm uh..working on a research project.
  • 2:34Long TimeHatbot: So you ARE like Vex!
  • 2:34MysteriousjillguySevn:I AM NOT LIKE VEX!
  • 2:34Long TimeHatbot: YES YOU ARE
  • 2:35MysteriousjillguySevn:Although I wish I was..
  • 2:35Long TimeHatbot: YOU'RE-- wait what.
  • Hatbot: That's weird man.
  • 2:35MysteriousjillguySevn:Grggh..Vex is in charge of all the high tier science stuff..
  • 2:35Long TimeHatbot: You're weird, man.
  • Hatbot: Weird.
  • Hatbot: Weirdooo
  • Hatbot: WEIRDO
  • 2:36MysteriousjillguySevn:I'm stuck in this station with low quality technology and limited resources while that....NARCISSISTIC SHOW OFF gets his own ship and assistants.
  • Cravitus has joined the chat. 
  • 2:36Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zeerk walks over to a red cell, what appears to be a human looking silhouette is in it*
  • Zeerk:..? Whats in this cell?
  • Sevn:Oh uh..its a ..rare specimen I caught a few weeks ago. Extremely dangerous.
  • Sevn:Dont touch it.
  • 2:37Cravitus(it'saclownnnn
  • 2:37MysteriousjillguyZeerk:*Backs up from the cell a bit*
  • 2:37Cravitus(brbmuststealth
  • 2:37Long Time(it's that clown from the date rp
  • (he's everywhere, man
  • 2:38Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk looks at another cell,and a clown stares at Lurk through the cell*
  • Lurk:*looks disturbed*
  • Clown:*stares with a blank expression*
  • Lurk:*Sweats,looking around nervously*
  • Clown:*Grunts*
  • Lurk:Lets go to the mess hall...
  • Lurk walks out of the room,horrified*
  • Zeerk follows*
  • Cravitus has left the chat. 
  • 2:39Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn follows them,grumbling*
  • 2:39Long TimeMario: *follows*
  • Hatbot: Hey Vex, how do you find this stuff fun?
  • 2:39Mysteriousjillguy
  • The human-esque silhouette in the cell begins to glow pink,a smile forms on her face filled with sharp teeth*
  • 2:40Long TimeHatbot: This looks like reaaaaaaaaaally REAAAAAAAAALLY BORING stuff.
  • Cravitus has joined the chat. 
  • 2:40MysteriousjillguySevn:My name is SEVN,you hunk of scrap metal.
  • 2:40Long TimeHatbot: Who?
  • Hatbot: OHHH THAT'S RIGHT
  • Hatbot: You're not Vex!
  • 2:40MysteriousjillguySevn:...Would you mind if I used the hat robot for an experiment?
  • 2:40Long TimeHatbot: Sorry, Jib.
  • 2:40MysteriousjillguyLurk:No.
  • Sevn:...
  • 2:40Long TimeMario: Yes actually, I would mind.
  • 2:41MysteriousjillguySevn:*Grinds teeth and clenches fists*
  • Lurk sits at a lunch table,drinking cherry soda*
  • 2:41Long TimeHatbot: JIBBY
  • Hatbot: What's wrong?
  • 2:41MysteriousjillguyLurk:Why is there a mess hall but you're the only one who lives here?
  • 2:41Long TimeHatbot: Yeah, Jib?
  • 2:41MysteriousjillguySevn:..Klumz and his assistants used to work here..
  • 2:41Long TimeHatbot: Waaait wait
  • 2:42MysteriousjillguySevn:But then...IT HAPPENED..a terrible accident in which-
  • 2:42Long TimeHatbot: Since when did Jib have a freaking SPACE station!?
  • 2:42MysteriousjillguyLurk:mmhmm. Yeah. Sounds great
  • Lurk slurps soda*
  • Sevn:*Grumbles*
  • Sevn:I'd throw you all out of the airlock but then I'd get charged with murder.
  • Zeerk:I didnt do anything
  • 2:43Long TimeHatbot: Goes to show you... Jib is a pretty complicated individual.
  • Hatbot: I bet he owns a fast food restaurant too
  • 2:43MysteriousjillguySevn: YOU'RE WEARING A BLUE SWEATER THINGY THAT LOOKS UGLY,YOU'RE THE WORST OF THE GROUP
  • 2:43Long TimeHatbot: With extra spaghetti!
  • 2:43MysteriousjillguyZeerk:*Looks at clothes*
  • 2:44Long TimeMario: Sevn, shut up.
  • 2:44MysteriousjillguyLurk:oooh I bet he owns his own ship! What was it,the disease runner or something?
  • 2:44Long TimeMario: You're ugly. His sweater isn't.
  • 2:44MysteriousjillguyLurk:And maybe he has his own supernatural ability! LIKE CONTROLING SHADOWS
  • Lurk:And his own long lost girlfriend that was killed by space pirates!
  • 2:44Long TimeHatbot: Oooh OHHH, MAYBE HE'S FRIENDS WITH THAT ONE DARN SPACE CAT!
  • Hatbot: Jib! JIB!
  • Hatbot: Jib tell us!
  • 2:45MysteriousjillguySevn:*sigh* Let me see the toaster.
  • 2:45Long TimeHatbot: Is it true, jib?
  • 2:45MysteriousjillguyLurk:What toaster?
  • 2:45Long TimeHatbot: *pokes Sevn* JIBBBBB
  • Hatbot: JUBBBJIBJUBJBUBJBBIBJBBBBB
  • 2:45MysteriousjillguySevn:...The toaster you asked me to fix
  • Sevn's antennae twitch*
  • Lurk:Oh yeah. I actually lied. I have a bunch of weapons that need to be fixed.
  • Lurk takes out a bunch of broken weapons*
  • Sevn:....
  • 2:46Long TimeMario: Oh. Well that's better...
  • 2:46Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn takes out a communicator*
  • 2:46Long TimeMario: Now it won't be such a massive waste of time.
  • Hatbot: Ohhh, I'm sorry.
  • 2:46MysteriousjillguySevn:Hello? Law enforcement?
  • 2:46Long TimeHatbot: You're not Jib..
  • Hatbot: YOU'RE MENAMI!
  • Hatbot: HOW'S IT GOING MENAMI?
  • 2:46MysteriousjillguySevn:Wait-WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW WHO LURK IS?!
  • Sevn: HE'S COMMITED SEVERAL CRIMES
  • Sevn: NO THIS ISNT A PRANK CALL!
  • The communicator hangs up*
  • Sevn:HELLO?
  • Sevn:HELLO?!
  • 2:47Long TimeHatbot: Menami, they hung up.
  • 2:47MysteriousjillguySevn:....*Grumbles*
  • Sevn:*Cusses in irken under breath*
  • 2:48Long TimeHatbot: *pokes Sevn*
  • 2:48Mysteriousjillguy
  • Suddenly the lights begin to flicker,and the station shakes*
  • Zeerk:?
  • 2:48Long TimeHatbot: I'm really bored, can you do something fun?
  • 2:48MysteriousjillguySevn:Lurk..did you do something?
  • 2:48Long TimeMario: Uhhh..?
  • 2:48MysteriousjillguyLurk:No. Not this time
  • Sevn:*Glares*
  • Computer:CELL 034 HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
  • Computer:INTIATING PROTOCOL NUMBER 34-
  • The power goes out*
  • Lurk:...Uh...
  • A loud banging noise is heard*
  • Lurk takes out a flashlight*
  • Lurk:Oh good I took out a flashlight this time instead of-
  • 2:51Long Time(cell 34 huh-
  • 2:51Mysteriousjillguy
  • A crashing noise is heard in a nearby room*
  • ( rule34-
  • 2:51Long Time(oh-
  • 2:51
  • 2:52Long Time(wh
  • 2:52MysteriousjillguyZeerk:We should check that out
  • 2:52Long TimeHatbot: TOTALLY
  • 2:53MysteriousjillguySevn:Uh..you guys should go first,what with uh..your experience with this kind of weird stuff
  • 2:53Long TimeHatbot: Some dangerous, ugly monster is probably gonna kill us all.
  • 2:53MysteriousjillguyLurk:NEVER
  • 2:53Long TimeMario: Wait cell 34..?
  • Mario: What's in cell 34?
  • 2:53MysteriousjillguyLurk:I'll die when FIONNA BECOMES REAL-wait
  • Sevn:Hmm..uh..I dont remember-
  • 2:53Cravitus(Muttonchop Hitler is in cell 34
  • 2:54MysteriousjillguySevn:...Sweet Mother of Xeno
  • 2:54Long Time(muttonchop hitler is weaksauce in comparison to mechahitler
  • 2:54MysteriousjillguySevn:*Runs out of the room,sweating*
  • Lurk:So he let us for dead. Great.
  • 2:55Long TimeMario: Don't you have the L.S.D. or whatever?
  • 2:55MysteriousjillguyZeerk:We should follow him. Maybe he knows whats going on.
  • 2:55Long TimeMario: Can't we use that.. or something..
  • 2:55MysteriousjillguyLurk:I left it in the taxi.
  • Zeerk:Besides the LSD is a terrifying acid trip.
  • 2:55Long TimeMario: ........ You're kidding... right?
  • 2:55MysteriousjillguyLurk:Nope.
  • Lurk walks out of the room with his flashlight*
  • 2:55Long TimeMario: *sigh*..
  • 2:55Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zeerk follows*
  • 2:56Long Time(his flashlight huh-
  • (remember
  • (the typo
  • 2:56Mysteriousjillguy( " Lurk:Oh good I took out a flashlight this time instead of- "
  • 2:56Long Time(o
  • 2:56Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zeerk walks in the front,down a dark hallway*
  • 2:56Long TimeMario: *following*
  • 2:56Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zeerk bumps into something*
  • Zeerk:Ow
  • A huge robotic arm is seen on the ground,sparking*
  • It's covered in scorch marks and claw marks*
  • Zeerk:...O_O?
  • 2:57Long TimeMario: We're so screwed...
  • 2:57Mysteriousjillguy
  • A trail of broken machinery is down the hallway*
  • Lurk takes out his plasma cannon*
  • zeerk takes out a laser rifle*
  • 2:59Long Time(oh wait
  • 2:59Mysteriousjillguy
  • High pitched female laughing is heard*
  • 2:59Long Time(this is before zik gave him that fire-sword
  • 2:59MysteriousjillguyLurk:What was that..?
  • 2:59Long Time(and before that staff he gave him
  • 2:59Mysteriousjillguy( yeah
  • 2:59Long Time(rip mario's defense
  • 2:59Mysteriousjillguy( use a generic laser gun or something
  • 2:59Long TimeHatbot: That sounded like a cat getting ran over!
  • 2:59MysteriousjillguyLurk:IS IT FIONNA?!
  • 2:59Long TimeHatbot: GUYS SAVE THAT CAT!
  • 2:59MysteriousjillguyLurk:I'm more a dog person.
  • The laughing continues*
  • 3:00Long Time(remember
  • 3:00Mysteriousjillguy
  • It becomes incredibly distorted*
  • 3:00Long Time(mario is awful with guns
  • Hatbot: Oh my..
  • Hatbot: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
  • 3:00MysteriousjillguyLurk:OH! This is like that game with that bear with the DISTORTED LAUGH AND TOPHAT. It was spooky
  • 3:00Long TimeHatbot: THAT CAT... THAT CAT IS A CYBORG!
  • Hatbot: SAVE THE CYBORG CAT!
  • 3:01MysteriousjillguyLurk:WHAT IF ITS A CYBORG CAT THAT WANTS TO STUFF US INTO A MECHANICAL SUIT
  • 3:01Long TimeHatbot: Cats don't do that.
  • 3:01MysteriousjillguyZeerk:Guys! Shut up! Whatever got out of cell 34 will hear us-
  • 3:01Long TimeHatbot: But CYBORG CATS DO.
  • Hatbot: WE'RE SCREWED!
  • 3:01Mysteriousjillguy"I already know you're here."
  • Lurk:...? 0>0
  • 3:01Long TimeMario: ... what?
  • 3:01MysteriousjillguyZeerk:..*Worried look*
  • 3:01Long TimeMario: *Eyes widen, looking around*
  • 3:02Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk shines his flashlight up above*
  • 3:02Long TimeHatbot: This is spooky.
  • 3:02Mysteriousjillguy
  • What appears to be an irken with purple glowing eyes crawls on the ceiling*
  • Lurk:What if its a skeleton?
  • 3:02Long TimeMario: IT'S THE THINGGG
  • 3:02Mysteriousjillguy
  • More laughing is heard*
  • 3:02Long TimeMario: SHOOT ITTTT
  • 3:02Mysteriousjillguy
  • The irken dissappears*
  • Lurk looks around*
  • 3:02Long Time(mario will just have to be a sitting duck
  • 3:02Cravitus(missed an opportunity to reference jurassic park
  • 3:02Long Time(with no weapons
  • 3:03MysteriousjillguyLurk:It seems to be gone...
  • Lurk backs up*
  • Lurk bumps into someone*
  • Lurk:Gah! Zeerk watch where you're GOING-
  • A snarl is heard*
  • Lurk turns around with his flashlight*
  • Invader Maz is seen with an insane smile,covered in cuts and burns, her sweater is ripped*
  • Lurk:GOOD LORD WHAT IS THAT THING
  • Lurk:SHOOT HER
  • 3:05Long TimeMario: AUHHHH! *Jumps back, clings onto Zeerk*
  • 3:05MysteriousjillguyLurk:SHOOT HEERRR
  • Zeerk:*Looks at Mario,disturbed*
  • Zeerk:Uh..could you let go of me please?
  • Lurk:*Looks at his plasma cannon*
  • Lurk:!
  • 3:05Cravitus(Lurk got the reference in, if it was intentional
  • (yee
  • 3:06Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk chucks his flashlight at the horrible distorted irken girl*
  • Lurk:DIE!
  • 3:06Long TimeMario: Oh, what..? *Looking at Zeerk* Oh... um.. sorry..
  • 3:06Mysteriousjillguy
  • The flashlight bounces off*
  • ???:You're pretty cute but I'm gonna have to kill you.
  • Lurk:Huh?!
  • 3:07Long TimeMario: *lets go of him* *embarrassed, faint blush* Hatbot: WHAT!?
  • Hatbot: CYBORG CAT!
  • 3:07Mysteriousjillguy
  • The girl irken glows purple,gravity around her seems to distort*
  • 3:07Long TimeHatbot: DON'T DO IT!
  • 3:07Mysteriousjillguy
  • Everyone begins to float*
  • 3:07Long TimeHatbot: CYBORG CAT WHYYYY
  • 3:07MysteriousjillguyLurk:W-WOAH
  • Zeerk:!
  • 3:07Long TimeHatbot: WE WERE SUCH GOOD COLLEAGUES!
  • 3:07Mysteriousjillguy???:I have no idea who you are.
  • 3:07Long TimeMario: ..! What.. what IS this thing!?
  • 3:07MysteriousjillguyLurk:WHY DOES SHE HAVE HAIR IF SHES AN IRKEN?!
  • 3:08Long TimeHatbot: CYBORG CAT
  • Hatbot: REMEMBER THE NOIR FILMS WE WATCHED TOGETHER?
  • Hatbot: WE WERE BEST FRIENDS, MAN
  • 3:08Mysteriousjillguy???:This THING has a name. Although,your thing doesn't. But I'd like to get acquainted with it. *Winks*
  • Lurk:..What are you implying-
  • 3:08Long TimeMario: Ummm.... excuse me?
  • Mario: What did you just say..?
  • 3:09Mysteriousjillguy
  • The girl irken moves her arms down,they all slam to the floor*
  • 3:09Long TimeHatbot: I DON'T GET IT
  • Mario: Rhngg... that hurt.
  • 3:09Mysteriousjillguy
  • A loud clanking noise is heard*
  • ???:EH?!
  • 3:09Cravitus(brbemergency
  • 3:09Long Time(wait what
  • 3:09Mysteriousjillguy
  • A large robotic suit stomps in*
  • 3:09Long Time(emergency for what
  • 3:09MysteriousjillguySevn:GET AWAY FROM HIM YOU BI-
  • 3:09Long Time(you ok kreb
  • 3:10MysteriousjillguySevn:BIOLOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE MUTANT
  • The robot suit's arm extends and smashes Maz into the ground*
  • Maz:OW! MY MEAT!
  • Sevn:GET AWAY FROM HER YOU IDIOTS
  • Sevn:MAZ WILL KILL YOU
  • 3:11Long TimeHatbot: OKIE DOKIE JIB!
  • 3:11MysteriousjillguySevn:FOR THE LAST TIME-
  • Maz transforms into a ball of purple hair,and bursts through the robot suit's arm*
  • Sevn:GAH!
  • Maz bounces off the ceiling and flies straight through the suit's chest*
  • 3:12Long TimeHatbot: See, IT'S A CYBORG CAT!
  • 3:12Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn flies out of the suit,crashing into Mario and hatbot*
  • Sevn:GBBLEUNUGH-
  • Lurk:HA!
  • 3:12Long TimeMario: EHY--
  • 3:12Cravitus(meanwhile krev thinks he may have a design for skabb
  • 3:12Mysteriousjillguy
  • Maz crashes into the ground,reverting to her normal form*
  • Maz:*smiles*
  • Lurk:AHHH!
  • Sevn:RUN!
  • 3:13Long TimeHatbot: WE'RE ALL SO SCREWED!
  • 3:13Cravitus(cross a stormtrooper, judge dredd, and elite ave, and i think that'd make his uniform at least
  • 3:13Long TimeHatbot: IT'S SO HIDEOUS!
  • 3:13Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn attempts to run but trips over hatbot*
  • Sevn:WOULD YOU SHUT UP-
  • 3:13Long TimeHatbot: LIKE, MY GOD. LOOK AT IT
  • 3:13Mysteriousjillguy
  • Maz fires pink lasers from her eyes*
  • Sevn:GAHH!
  • Sevn:*Ducks*
  • 3:14Long TimeMario: *Puts Hatbot back on his head, ducks*
  • 3:14Mysteriousjillguy
  • The lasers hit the end of the hallway,making an explosion*
  • 3:14Long TimeMario: *Starts running* If you guys wanna live, I'd SUGGEST you'd start running.
  • Hatbot: Wait a minute
  • 3:14MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Fires his plasma cannon at Maz*
  • 3:14Long TimeHatbot: If she wanted to be "acquainted" with Lurk earlier, she wants to be friends with him!
  • 3:14Mysteriousjillguy
  • Maz grabs the ball of plasma and literally throws it away*
  • Lurk:WHAT THE?! HOW-
  • 3:15Long TimeMario: *Ran behind Lurk, hiding behind him*
  • 3:15Mysteriousjillguy
  • Maz grabs Lurk by the collar and smashes him into the ground*
  • Lurk:GAH!
  • 3:15Long TimeHatbot: See guys, this is just a HUGE misunderstand-
  • Hatbot: Welp. Nevermind..
  • 3:15Mysteriousjillguy
  • Maz chucks Lurk at a wall,knocking him out*
  • Maz:HAHAHAHA!
  • 3:15Long TimeMario: ..... uhhh ...
  • 3:15MysteriousjillguyZeerk:LURK!
  • Zeerk's PAK opens,mechanian tentacles shoot out,grabbing Maz*
  • Sevn:What the..?
  • Sevn:You didnt tell me he could do that..
  • 3:16Long TimeMario: I don't have any weapons.. I CAN'T DO ANYTHINGGG
  • Mario: I just have to watch... this is awful
  • 3:16Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zeerk smashes Maz into a nearby wall,and a mechanian cannon pops out of his PAK,shooting her*
  • 3:16Long TimeHatbot: OH YE
  • 3:16Mysteriousjillguy
  • Smoke flies everywhere*
  • 3:16Long TimeHatbot: ZEERK IS MAGIC N STUFF
  • 3:17MysteriousjillguyZeerk:MARIO! USE YOUR LASER GUN!
  • Maz jumps out of the smoke*
  • Maz:YOLO! *Punches Zeerk in the face*
  • Zeerk flies toward the ground,grunting*
  • 3:18Long Time(he isn't good with guns ye scroob
  • 3:18MysteriousjillguyMaz:Sweg
  • Zeerk:MARIO!
  • 3:18Long TimeMario: I'm HORRIBLE with guns though!
  • 3:18MysteriousjillguyZeerk:JUST SHOOT AT HER!
  • 3:18Cravitus(that wouldn't stop them from screeching at him to shoot
  • 3:18Long Time(yes, i know
  • 3:18MysteriousjillguyZeerk:SHOOTT HERRRR
  • 3:18Long Time(i'm just saying.
  • 3:18MysteriousjillguyMaz:*Raptor screeches*
  • 3:19Long TimeMario: Uhhhh ummm.... uhh *extremely worried look*
  • Mario: *pulls out the laser gun*...
  • Mario: *Attempts to shoot Maz, and fires literally all over the place*
  • 3:19Mysteriousjillguy
  • Maz's PAK opens,pink tenetacles made of energy come out*
  • 3:19Long TimeHatbot: SPRAY EM MARIO
  • Hatbot: SPRAY EMMMM
  • 3:19Mysteriousjillguy
  • The tenetacles form a shield,blocking the shots*
  • ( vectors confirmed
  • 3:20Long TimeMario: WHAT!?
  • 3:20MysteriousjillguyMaz:HA! You're no MATCH FOR ME! Prepare to DIE-
  • 3:20Long TimeMario: This is completely UNFAIR! She's as powerful as some sort of god!
  • (wait a minute
  • 3:20Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zeerk punches Maz in the face,causing her to crash into a wall*
  • Maz:ACK-
  • 3:20Long Time(if she's so op (why didn't she escape the cell in the first place
  • 3:20Mysteriousjillguy( it will be explained soon
  • 3:20Cravitus(plot reasons
  • 3:20Mysteriousjillguy( also maz is kind of an idiot
  • A hovertank crashes into the wall,crashing into Maz*
  • Maz:AGHH-
  • The hovertank top opens,Sevn comes out*
  • Sevn:We need to get to the safe room! QUICKLY!
  • 3:22Long TimeHatbot: WOO!
  • 3:22MysteriousjillguySevn:*Runs toward the end of the hallway*
  • Zeerk:*Grabs Lurk,mechanian stuff retracts*
  • 3:22Long TimeMario: Wait, what about Lurk-- oh, alright. Let's get out of here!
  • 3:22Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn runs into a nearby supply closet*
  • 3:22Long TimeMario: *running, follows Sevn*
  • 3:23Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zeerk follows*
  • Sevn shuts the door*
  • Sevn presses a hidden button on the wall,a hidden panel opens*
  • A hatch appears,Sevn enters in a code on a keyboard*
  • The hatch opens,revealing a tunnel lit with small lights*
  • Sevn runs into it*
  • Zeerk:*Follows*
  • Sevn stops at the end of the tunnel,and puts his hand on a scanner*
  • 3:24Long Time(wait
  • (is kreb gonna join soon now
  • 3:24Cravitus(idk
  • 3:25Long Time(just listening to kreb-link-theme already gives me the impression he's gonna be cool
  • 3:26Mysteriousjillguy
  • A door opens,revealing a room filled with cargo boxes and supplies*
  • Zeerk follows*
  • Sevn:This should keep us safe. SHE doesnt know about this room..
  • Sevn:I've contacted a special irken to take care of this problem.
  • 3:27Long TimeHatbot: She's pretty dumb then
  • 3:27MysteriousjillguyZeerk:Who is SHE?
  • Zeerk:How in the name of Irk did she end up here?!
  • 3:27Long TimeMario: Are we just gonna ignore the fact she wanted lurk's "thing" earlier-
  • 3:27MysteriousjillguySevn:Grgh...
  • Sevn:I suppose since we're all going to die I might as well tell you.
  • Sevn:If we survive and you tell ANYONE I'll make sure more of those.."things" take care of you.
  • 3:28Long TimeHatbot: YAY it's Jib-story-time!
  • 3:28MysteriousjillguyZeerk:...There are more..?
  • Sevn: She was one of my most important experiments.
  • Sevn:I found her after detecting a strange energy signature near my station,she was drifting in space.
  • Sevn: I was surprised at how she wasnt instantly dying in the cold vacuum of space,and why she had hair. Cuz thats pretty strange.
  • Sevn:Also she looked hideous.
  • Sevn:So then I decided to capture and study her.
  • Sevn: I kept her in a cell and asked her questions.
  • Sevn: She said she was from some kind of alternate universe, and her name was Invader Maz.
  • Zeerk:Alternate universe..?
  • Sevn:Yes.
  • Lurk:SHHHH zeerk,I wanna hear the rest
  • Zeerk:How did you wake up so fast-
  • 3:31Long TimeMario: Ehhh..
  • Mario: Wait what, you're conscious?
  • 3:32MysteriousjillguySevn: After that,she promised to give me more information about her if I got her..uh..
  • Sevn:Some kind of comic of some sort..uh.."manga"? I dunno
  • Sevn:Some stupid alien comics or something
  • Sevn:Anyway uh
  • Sevn: After a while she started acting..strange
  • Sevn: She started making weird faces at me and winking. And started rambling about how she wanted my "sweet sweet bod".
  • 3:33Long TimeMario: Manga, really?
  • Mario: This story is kinda... dumb..
  • 3:34MysteriousjillguyLurk:Wait what-
  • Sevn: I didnt understand it at all
  • 3:34Long TimeMario: Wait a minute.. what
  • Hatbot: I DON'T GET IT
  • 3:34MysteriousjillguyLurk:You'll understand when you're older hatbot
  • 3:34Long TimeMario: So she's basically just a strong massive pervert?
  • 3:34MysteriousjillguySevn:Anyway
  • 3:34Long TimeMario: She sounds annoying.
  • 3:35MysteriousjillguySevn:...Whats a pervert?
  • 3:35Long TimeMario: You don't know what a pervert is?
  • 3:35MysteriousjillguyLurk:Well you see its this person that wants to-
  • 3:35Long TimeMario: Whatever.
  • 3:35MysteriousjillguySevn:Nevermind I dont wanna know...
  • Sevn:Anyway she started becoming extremely agressive
  • Sevn:Then she demanded that I return her to her dimension at once
  • 3:36Cravitus(brbemergency
  • 3:36MysteriousjillguySevn: But I couldnt let her leave..she was such an interesting specimen..plus I dont know how to open portals to other universes.
  • 3:37Long TimeMario: "Interesting".. yeah okay..
  • 3:37MysteriousjillguySevn:So I was forced to restrain her. She put up a pretty tough fight,but I eventually captured her.
  • 3:37Long TimeMario: How long is gonna be before that guy you called arrives?
  • is it*
  • 3:37MysteriousjillguySevn:Strangely though she didnt even attempt to leave her cell. She just sat there.
  • Sevn:Although once she somehow got out to steal some cafeteria food but then she went back into her cell.
  • Lurk:This story is BORING. Wheres the VAMPIRE GHOST DEMONS?!
  • 3:38Cravitus(should be fine for now
  • 3:38MysteriousjillguySevn:He should be here right about now..
  • 3:39CravitusAs if on cue, an ominous metallic clang reverberated throughout the station, and Sevn's communicator beeped.
  • 3:39MysteriousjillguyLurk:Is it some kind of interdimensional irken guy with white eyes and magical demon powers?!
  • Sevn:!
  • Sevn:*Presses a button on the communicator*
  • Sevn:HELLO?!
  • Sevn:This is Sevn!
  • 3:40Cravitus????: "SITREP, SCIENTIST. GIVE IT TO ME."
  • 3:40MysteriousjillguySevn:Respond! Are you here?
  • Sevn:Oh good.
  • Lurk:DID YOU GUYS BRING ANY WAFFLES
  • Sevn:*Pushes Lurk away*
  • 3:41Long TimeHatbot: That guy sounds spooky
  • 3:41Cravitus????: "WAS THAT THE TARGET?"
  • 3:41MysteriousjillguySevn:Sorry about that..I have some..unwanted guests
  • Sevn:No.
  • 3:41Cravitus????: "NOTED."
  • 3:41MysteriousjillguySevn: One of my most dangerous experiments have escaped,I need you to capture her.
  • Sevn: She looks like an irken..but..uh..with..purple hair..
  • 3:42Cravitus????: "...AFFIRMATIVE. GIVE ME A MINUTE OR TWO."
  • 3:42MysteriousjillguySevn:I would recommend heavy weaponry.
  • 3:42CravitusA thump, explosion-like, suddenly shook the station, and the commline went dead.
  • 3:42MysteriousjillguySevn:Do whatever you want as long as you keep her alive-
  • Sevn:Darn it!
  • Sevn:*Groans* Now I'm going to have to make sure he doesnt kill her...grghh...this is why I handle stuff by myself.
  • Lurk:Then why did you call him?
  • Sevn:Uh..because I'm too tired to take her down myself. Yep.
  • Zeerk:*sighs*
  • 3:44Long TimeMario: This guy sounds a little... ehhh..
  • 3:44MysteriousjillguySevn:He's one of the most skilled hunters. He eats defectives for breakfast.
  • Sevn:Along with a slice of ham and some scrambled eggs.
  • 3:45CravitusA thump shook the station again, and then another, almost like grenades detonating.
  • 3:45Mysteriousjillguy
  • A female scream is heard*
  • Sevn:!
  • Sevn:*Walks up to the saferoom door,and puts in a code*
  • 3:46Long TimeMario: Whoever he is, I just hope he kills her.
  • 3:46Mysteriousjillguy
  • The door opens,revealing Maz*
  • Maz:Hi.
  • 3:46Long TimeMario: ...
  • 3:46MysteriousjillguySevn:WHUH-
  • 3:46Long TimeHatbot: KILL IT
  • 3:46MysteriousjillguySevn:HOW?!
  • Maz:I teleported! Silly!
  • 3:46Long TimeMario: CLOSE THE DOOR
  • 3:46MysteriousjillguyLurk:Wait a second couldnt you just teleport out of the station-
  • 3:46CravitusSuddenly, a smoking, cylindrical object sailed through the opening, bouncing off of Sven's head.
  • 3:46Long TimeHatbot: Yeah you're pretty dumb-
  • 3:46MysteriousjillguyMaz:DO NOT DARE TRY TO UNDERSTAND THE WAY OF MY DIMENSION,WORM
  • 3:47Cravitus(tear gas, woo
  • 3:47MysteriousjillguySevn:!
  • Sevn grabs the object and shoves it in Maz's mouth*
  • Sevn closes the door*
  • Maz:BLAOUAUGHHH
  • 3:47Long TimeHatbot: Ouch..
  • 3:47MysteriousjillguyMaz:MY EYESSS
  • 3:47CravitusThe object, oddly grenade-like, hissed, and sputtered copious amounts of a stinging gas.
  • 3:47MysteriousjillguyMaz:YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS
  • Lurk stacks a bunch of cargoboxes infront of the door*
  • Lurk:There
  • Maz fires lasers from her eyes,making a hole through the door,boxes,and lurk's hair*
  • Lurk:We should run.
  • Maz glows pink,the door splodes*
  • 3:48Long TimeHatbot: But we're stuck in this are, aren't we?
  • Hatbot: THE CYBORG CAT'S GONNA GET USS
  • 3:49Mysteriousjillguy
  • Maz stumbles,her eyes watering*
  • Maz:GAURGHH *Rubs eyes*
  • 3:50Cravitus????: "-6327!" Barked an armored form at the other end of the tunnel, and a pistol-like object in their hand seemed to bark bolts of electricity at the stunned Female.
  • 3:50Mysteriousjillguy
  • Maz takes out a watermelon and takes a huge chunk out of it,chewing loudly*
  • Maz:MMM! YUM!
  • Lurk:..What
  • 3:50Long TimeMario: HAH! Take that you pervert.
  • Mario: See, this dude's gonna save us.
  • 3:50Mysteriousjillguy
  • Maz falls over,screaming*
  • 3:51CravitusThe armored form continued to fire, and began to march towards them.
  • 3:51Mysteriousjillguy
  • Maz takes another bite out of the melon,and transforms into a ball of pink light*
  • Maz dissappears*
  • 3:51Long TimeMario: Seriously...?
  • 3:51MysteriousjillguySevn:Gaurgh! She must have teleported!
  • 3:51Long TimeMario: Okay, her "powers" are RIDICULOUS.
  • 3:51MysteriousjillguyZeerk:...She can teleport by eating WATERMELONS?!
  • 3:51Cravitus????: "...Always with the science types..." Growled the soldier, and they lowered their weapon.
  • 3:51MysteriousjillguyZeerk:HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!
  • Lurk:Usually when I teleport I have to eat a bag of magic sugar.
  • Zeerk:I dont think that was sugar Lurk-
  • 3:52CravitusThe soldier sighed, and stepped up to the hole in the door.
  • 3:52MysteriousjillguySevn:Be quiet!
  • Sevn:Did you manage to harm her?
  • Sevn:She couldnt have teleported far. She must be somewhere in the station.
  • 3:53Long TimeMario: You have eyes, Sevn. It was pretty obvious that he harmed her...
  • 3:53MysteriousjillguySevn:I mean did they break her arms or something
  • Sevn:You broke some of her bones right?
  • 3:53Cravitus????: "I wouldn't know for sure, considering the junk you science-types forge in the labs, but I detonated two clusters of stungrenades and she seemed to be fine."
  • 3:53MysteriousjillguyLurk:I wanna break her spine!
  • Zeerk:How did she SURVIVE THAT WITHOUT A SCRATCH
  • 3:54CravitusThe unidentified soldier seemed to glance at Zeerk behind his helmet.
  • 3:54Long TimeMario: Uhg... she's just, such a pest.
  • 3:54MysteriousjillguyLurk:Maybe if we EAT her we'll gain her powers!
  • 3:54Long TimeMario: ...
  • Mario: No.
  • Mario: Just no.
  • 3:55Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk takes out a bib that reads "LETS EAT" in red letters,and ties it around his neck*
  • Lurk takes out a knife and fork*
  • Lurk:But-
  • 3:55Cravitus????: "...I've got a job to do. You lot, stay here... I guess."
  • 3:55Long TimeMario: You're basically turning into Zik, Lurk-
  • 3:55CravitusThe soldier marched off, back down the hall, and seemed to mutter something about civilians.
  • 3:55MysteriousjillguyLurk:Zik eats irkens for no reason. Imagine the POWER I'd get from eating her!
  • Lurk imagines himself glowing blue,and lasers firing out of his eyes*
  • 3:56Long TimeMario: You'd get literally no powers.
  • Mario: You'd just be eating some disgusting person.
  • 3:56Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk shoots blue lasers from his eyes at a pickle jar,blasting it open in his imagination*
  • Lurk:*smiles*
  • Zeerk:Hey uh..whats that soldier guys name anyway?
  • 3:58Long TimeHatbot: *shrugs*
  • Hatbot: Let's call him Alfred
  • Mario: hm...
  • Mario: Should we go after them?
  • 3:59MysteriousjillguySevn:His name is Skabb. I think. That or Skurb. Or maybe Bob Harry fergurson.
  • 3:59Long TimeMario: I feel kinda useless not helping, and just sitting around..
  • Hatbot: Skrub? What a cool name!
  • 4:00MysteriousjillguySevn:Probably if we dont want to get eaten alive by Maz.
  • 4:00Long Time(4 am
  • 4:00CravitusSuddenly, you hear and feel three thumps shake the station, much more violent than before, followed by much more violent-sounding gunfire.
  • 4:00Long Time(time passes by so quickly
  • (wait lurk
  • (don't you have school
  • 4:00Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn and Lurk walk out of the room,followed by Zeerk*
  • 4:01Long TimeMario: *follows*
  • 4:01Mysteriousjillguy
  • In the back of the room,two red glowing eyes appear,followed by a weird smile*
  • ( oh yeah
  • ( rip sleep
  • 4:02Long Time(you should probably try and get some rest
  • 4:02Mysteriousjillguy( is rp gud so far
  • 4:02Long Time(so you won't be extremely tired on a monday school day
  • (and ye
  • 4:02Cravitus(i don't even know what a good rp is, but it seems to be dragging much less than the future one seemed to be
  • 4:03Long Time(for a rp that doesn't have many people in it
  • (i'd say it's doing good
  • 4:03Mysteriousjillguy( wait
  • ( mario wheres the rp stuff i missed
  • 4:03Long Time(i put it on the page
  • (remember
  • 4:03Mysteriousjillguy( oh wait nvm
  • ( i see it
  • Cravitus(mayonesia normale, estas presente o no
  • 12:45Mysteriousjillguy( lork has jokes prepared
  • 12:46Cravitus(mario
  • (are you there
  • (I will speak my native tongue if you do not respond
  • 12:47Mysteriousjillguy( pm stuff
  • 12:48Cravitus(rovaf rop atirf apap nu otisecen
  • 12:49Long Time(ready
  • 12:50Cravitus(krev ready
  • 12:50Mysteriousjillguy
  • An evil,shrill laugh echos*
  • Sevn:*Walks out of the panic room and runs out of the supply closet*
  • Maz:YOU'LL NEVER DESTROY ME! YOU FOOLS!
  • Maz: I AM PRACTICALLY A GOD!
  • Maz:I'M INVINCIBBBLEEEE
  • Lurk:Where's Skrub? Did he kill it?
  • 12:52Long TimeHatbot: Wow, you're pretty darn ugly for a god.
  • 12:52MysteriousjillguyMaz:YOUR PUNY WEAPONS CANNOT HURT ME-
  • 12:52Cravitus(lurk, pm check
  • 12:52Mysteriousjillguy
  • An Irken soldier fires a laser at Maz*
  • Maz:OW! I'VE BEEN HURT!
  • Maz falls onto the ground*
  • 12:53Cravitus(wait, pms broken
  • (refreshing
  • 12:53Mysteriousjillguy
  • Maz stumbles*
  • ( k
  • 12:53YourFavoriteFangirl(remember the time i did an annoying voiceacting of max
  • (***MAZ
  • 12:53Mysteriousjillguy( max
  • 12:53YourFavoriteFangirl(lol
  • 12:53Mysteriousjillguy( genderbent
  • ( totally
  • ( max is buff along with genderbent menami
  • 12:53YourFavoriteFangirl(XDD
  • 12:53Long Time(o
  • 12:53Mysteriousjillguy( max and men
  • 12:53YourFavoriteFangirl(do you rememebr tha t tho
  • 12:53Cravitus(my best friend was named max
  • 12:53Mysteriousjillguy( they lift weights together on wensdays
  • 12:54YourFavoriteFangirl(XDD
  • 12:54Mysteriousjillguy( voiceacting was perf
  • ( lurk imagines maz with that voice
  • 12:54YourFavoriteFangirl(:'D want me to find it again
  • 12:54Long Time(i never heard due to canadian scrub technical difficulties
  • 12:54YourFavoriteFangirl(let me fin it
  • 12:55Mysteriousjillguy( ok
  • Lurk:WOW! Her voice is really annoying!
  • 12:55Cravitus(i imagine karl urban as skabb
  • 12:55MysteriousjillguyMaz:SILENCE! *Lasers fire from her eyes*
  • 12:55Long TimeMario: Yeah. She's annoying in general..
  • 12:55Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk jumps out of the way*
  • Lurk:GAH!
  • Maz:HAHAHA!
  • 12:55Long TimeMario: And--.. RIDICULOUSLY POWERFUL
  • 12:55YourFavoriteFangirl(i made it super annoying on purpose it was so amazing
  • 12:56CravitusSkabb: "You have the right to it!" Barked the soldier, throwing a cluster of spherical objects at her.
  • 12:56MysteriousjillguyLurk:Sevn why didn't you just kill her? Or eat her flesh and gain her powers? Wait no,scratch that last one.
  • Sevn: I uh..
  • Sevn:FOR SCIENCE!
  • 12:56CravitusThe cluster of Stun-Grenades clung to her hair, and began to whirr.
  • 12:56MysteriousjillguyLurk:Really?
  • Sevn:Yes.
  • Maz floats in the air,spazzing and screaming*
  • Maz flails her arms around widly*
  • wildly*
  • 12:57CravitusThe grenades detonated in a blast of electricity!
  • 12:57MysteriousjillguyMaz:WHATARETHESETHINGSTHEYREMESSINGWITHMYHAIR-
  • Maz screeches,falling to the floor*
  • Maz pulls out another watermelon*
  • 12:57Long TimeMario: *Snickers* You know, your hair was already awful to begin with..
  • 12:58Cravitus
  • Skabb wasted no time, and raised his pistol, firing bolts of electricity at them.*
  • 12:58MysteriousjillguyLurk:OH NO YOU DONT-
  • Lurk:*Smashes the melon with his foot*
  • 12:58CravitusSkabb: "Resisting arrest, resisting arrest..." He clucked quietly.
  • 12:58MysteriousjillguyLurk:YOU WON'T...BE...WATER...MELONING...UH....MELONY...OUT OF THIS ONE...THIS....TIME
  • 12:58Cravitus
  • Skabb continued to shoot Maz with his pistol's stun setting, slowly marching closer.*
  • 12:58MysteriousjillguyLurk:BANANAS!
  • Sevn:Lurk that was terrible.
  • Lurk:Shut up.
  • 12:59CravitusSkabb: "Indeed it was."
  • 12:59YourFavoriteFangirl(https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B4aPKen5qJ64fmVERk05Q3FFWFlsRWtJdmZVV2E3MW9TTGdRVXdnNm1qTHdnb0ItTXBYRlk&usp=sharing
  • 12:59MysteriousjillguyMaz:NO!
  • 12:59Long TimeMario: Yeaaah.. gonna have to agree with Skrub on this one..
  • 12:59MysteriousjillguyMaz:MY WATAH-MELOONS!
  • Maz:THEIR FRUITY JUICES GAVE MY VEINS POWER!
  • 12:59YourFavoriteFangirl(the one time i got to do shit voice acting
  • 12:59CravitusSuddenly, Skabb's pistol started to hiss and vent steam.
  • 12:59YourFavoriteFangirl(XDD
  • 12:59Long Time(oh god my ears-
  • 12:59YourFavoriteFangirl(EXACTLY
  • 12:59Long Time(i had my volume
  • (UP SO MUCH
  • (my earssss
  • 1:00Mysteriousjillguy
  • Mali begins to crawl away*
  • MAZ*
  • ( THgYGJhg
  • 1:00YourFavoriteFangirl(mALI NO
  • (XDD
  • 1:00CravitusSkabb's Pistol: "OVERHEAT."
  • 1:00Long Time(oh-
  • 1:00Mysteriousjillguy( maz is mali theory confirmed
  • Maz:*Stands up and Grabs lurk,chucking him at Sevn and Mario*
  • 1:01Long Time( oh my god (the voice acting
  • 1:01MysteriousjillguySevn:GAUGH-
  • 1:01CravitusSkabb grunted, and holstered his sidearm, raising his arms in a boxing stance.
  • 1:01Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk crashes into them both*
  • 1:01CravitusThen, a stunrod sprouted from a gauntlet, and he grasped it tightly.
  • 1:01Mysteriousjillguy
  • Maz runs into a hallway on the left,attempting to flee*
  • 1:01Long TimeMario: HEY--- *falls over* Rnnh...
  • 1:01MysteriousjillguySevn:Argh! Lurk! Your spiny hair is cutting into my spine!
  • 1:01YourFavoriteFangirl(its so bad isnt it
  • 1:01CravitusSkabb: "Cease and Desist!"
  • 1:01MysteriousjillguyLurk:MY HAIRS NOT SPINY
  • 1:01YourFavoriteFangirl(it fits maz
  • (XDD
  • 1:02Mysteriousjillguy( yeah
  • 1:02Cravitus
  • Skabb threw his stunrod like a javelin at Maz!*
  • 1:02MysteriousjillguyMaz:*Falls over,hit by the stunrod*
  • Maz:NOOOO!
  • 1:02Long Time(it was extremely annoying, and high pitched (so in other words, perfectly fits maz xD
  • 1:02CravitusSkabb marched forward, and another Stunrod emerged from his other gauntlet.
  • Then, he activated it, and it crackled with energy.
  • 1:02MysteriousjillguyMaz:NNEERRRNNNN EHNNHEREREAHHH
  • Lurk:My ears!
  • Maz:NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • 1:03CravitusSkabb growled, and smacked the strange Irken in the face with the stunrod.
  • 1:03Long TimeHatbot: MAN she is REALLY ANNOYING!
  • 1:03CravitusThen, he pulled the rod back, and did it again.
  • 1:03Mysteriousjillguy
  • Maz's voice seemed to grow higher in pitch,to the point that some kind of earth aquatic mammal could hear it*
  • 1:03Long TimeHatbot: Wait a minute, Lurk
  • 1:03MysteriousjillguyLurk:HER VoICE! IT HURTS!
  • 1:04Long TimeHatbot: You have EARS? I thought irkens just has those weird antenna things
  • 1:04Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk falls over,covering his ears*
  • Lurk:WHAT DID YOU SAY?
  • 1:04CravitusSkabb: "Shut up, shut up, shut up..." Skabb muttered quietly, his helmet barely muffling the sound.
  • 1:04YourFavoriteFangirl(iesua: ...i felt a disturbance luc: oh, it's just maz's voice
  • 1:04Mysteriousjillguy( o h
  • 1:04Long Time(pff
  • 1:04YourFavoriteFangirl(:'D
  • 1:04Mysteriousjillguy
  • The glass on Hatbot's eyes cracks from Maz's voice*
  • 1:05Cravitus
  • Skabb slammed the stunrod down on Maz's head*
  • 1:05Long TimeHatbot: MY EYES, MY BEAUTIFUL CRIMSON RED EYESSS
  • 1:05MysteriousjillguyMaz:*Continues to scream even louder,creating soundwaves*
  • 1:05Long TimeMario: SHUT HER UP, SHUT HER UPPP
  • 1:05YourFavoriteFangirl(jesus
  • 1:05MysteriousjillguySevn:*Writhes on the floor,screaming in agony*
  • ( maz used screech attack
  • ( its super effective
  • 1:05YourFavoriteFangirl(XDD
  • 1:05Mysteriousjillguy
  • Maz screamed directly in Skabb's face*
  • 1:06Cravitus
  • Skabb picked up his other stunrod, grimacing under the assault, and resumed his attempts to beat the Irken into submission*
  • 1:06MysteriousjillguyIrkensoldier1:I CANT TAKE IT-
  • Maz:OW! AH!
  • 1:06CravitusSkabb: "YOU HAVE..."
  • Skabb punched her in the stomach*
  • 1:06MysteriousjillguyMaz:BLAUGH! OK! FINE! I GIVE UP!
  • 1:06CravitusSkabb: "THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!"
  • 1:06MysteriousjillguyMaz:I see my voice isnt working.
  • 1:06Long TimeMario: THE SCREAMS THEY'RE TOO MUCHH-- wait what
  • 1:06MysteriousjillguyMaz:*Coughs up a bit of blood*
  • 1:06Long TimeMario: Really?
  • 1:07MysteriousjillguyMaz:Yeah.
  • 1:07Long TimeMario: You're giving up already?
  • 1:07CravitusSkabb growled, and seemd a bit dizzy for a moment.
  • 1:07MysteriousjillguyMaz:Yep.
  • Sevn:Hmm...
  • 1:07Long TimeMario: You're-- you're kidding, right.
  • 1:07MysteriousjillguySevn:Thats strange..usually she puts up so much of a fight..
  • 1:07Long TimeMario: That was way too fast.
  • 1:07MysteriousjillguySevn:Although..she did stay in her cell without resistance.
  • 1:07Long TimeMario: I thought she was ridiculously powerful?
  • 1:07CravitusSkabb grunted, and raised his stunrods one more time.
  • 1:07MysteriousjillguyLurk:What? Why didnt you just escape your cell,Maz?
  • Maz:Well um...THAT WAS MY PLAN ALL ALONG
  • Maz:You SEEEEE,I was WAITING for the perfect moment to escape!
  • Sevn:But I held you in that cell for almost 2 months-
  • Maz:YES! THat was Maz's plan.
  • 1:08YourFavoriteFangirl(maz: i try to be zim sometimes
  • 1:08MysteriousjillguyMaz:But now Im ready to surrender. *Smiles*
  • ( yep
  • 1:09CravitusSkabb: "Scientist. Cell. Now."
  • 1:09MysteriousjillguySevn:On it.
  • Sevn:Wait uh
  • 1:09CravitusThe Adjucator seemed a bit winded.
  • 1:09MysteriousjillguySevn:I'd recommend some restraints,if you will.
  • 1:09CravitusSkabb seemed to glance at Sevn for an instant, then nodded tiredly.
  • 1:09MysteriousjillguyMaz:Oooh!~ I didnt know you were into that little Sevn!
  • Sevn:What-
  • Maz:I could stall my arrest for a little while for you. *Eye wink*
  • 1:10Long TimeMario: ... what
  • 1:10CravitusGrunting in annoyance, Skabb resisted the urge to continue beating the female with stunrods and yanked out a pair of restraints.
  • 1:10MysteriousjillguySevn:*Looks at Maz,disturbed yet confused at the same time*
  • Maz:*Licks lips*
  • 1:10YourFavoriteFangirl(maz: kinky sevn: huhhh?!?!! maz: you into bondage too? i have- sevn: NO
  • 1:11Mysteriousjillguy( sevn: what is bondage
  • 1:11CravitusSkabb: "Hands behind your back."
  • 1:11MysteriousjillguyMaz:Ohhhh. You wanna join too,Captain Skabby?
  • 1:11CravitusGrowling, Skabb kicked out Maz's legs, bringing her to her knees, and planted a foot on her back.
  • 1:12MysteriousjillguyMaz:Still into this.
  • 1:12CravitusSkabb: "Hands. Now."
  • 1:12MysteriousjillguyMaz:*Raises hands*
  • Maz:Still into it.
  • 1:12Long TimeMario: You're an annoying, weird, rude, massive pervert, you know that, right?
  • 1:12MysteriousjillguySevn:You mean Maz or Lurk-
  • 1:12CravitusSkabb yanked her arms together, then pulled her feet back to meet her hands, cuffing an arm to the opposite leg.
  • 1:13MysteriousjillguyLurk:Shut up.
  • Maz:*Winks an eye at Skabb,smiling*
  • 1:13Cravitus(tl;dr skabb hogtied her with cuffs
  • 1:13Long TimeMario: Maz.
  • 1:13MysteriousjillguySevn: Argh..the powers out so I cant get any droids for assistance.
  • 1:13CravitusSkabb sighed, and strode away, raising his wrist to his helmeted face.
  • 1:13MysteriousjillguySevn:We'll have to escort her to a cell.
  • 1:14CravitusSkabb: "Subjugators, get in here."
  • 1:14MysteriousjillguySevn:Watch her closely. Not too closely,because her hair is so bright and colorful it can cause eye damage.
  • Subjugator-012:*Walks over to Maz,pointing a gun at her*
  • 1:15CravitusSkabb seemed to look Sevn in the eye, and tapped his faceplate.
  • Skabb: "Helmets, Doctor. Helmets."
  • 1:15MysteriousjillguySevn:Oh yeah.
  • Sevn:Well uh..hmm...
  • 1:16CravitusSkabb: "Turn down the volume, lower screen brightness, all that."
  • Skabb sighed, and turned to the Subjugator team.
  • 1:18MysteriousjillguySevn:Alright. Well lets get her to her new cell..err..home..whatever.
  • 1:19Cravitus Skabb: "Come one, people, let's get a move on."
  • (*on
  • (rageeeee
  • 1:19Mysteriousjillguy
  • A little while later,Maz is inside of a chamber of some sort with hardlight barriers*
  • The others are in another room connected to the chamber room,a code door seperates them from the chamber room,along with hard glass windows*
  • Sevn:I usually use this room for weapons testing or something but it should do for now.
  • 1:21CravitusSkabb: "Keyword's should."
  • 1:21MysteriousjillguySevn:...Yes
  • 1:22CravitusSkabb: "Now what kind of being are we dealing with here? Rogue experiment? Deformed mutant?"
  • 1:23MysteriousjillguySevn:Inter-dimensional being. Somewhat highly dangerous.
  • 1:23CravitusSkabb sighed.
  • 1:23MysteriousjillguyLurk:.."Somewhat"?
  • Sevn:Well compared to the other stuff I've captured-I MEAN UH
  • 1:23CravitusSkabb: "-Keep it classified, Doc."
  • 1:24MysteriousjillguySevn:EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. YES. * Sevn began to sweat*
  • 1:24CravitusSkabb: "Keep. It. Classified."
  • Skabb: "I'll remind you that failure to maintain secrecy on certain projects is a death penalty."
  • Skabb: "Am I clear?"
  • 1:25MysteriousjillguySevn:Crystal.
  • 1:26CravitusSkabb's faceless helmet stared at Sevn for a moment, then nodded.
  • 1:26MysteriousjillguySevn:That includes you three as well. *Looks toward hatbot,Lurk,and Mario*
  • ( almost typed sevn,mario,and hatbot
  • ( sevn clone confirmed
  • 1:26Cravitus(clonessss
  • Skabb seemed to chuckle.
  • 1:27MysteriousjillguySevn:If you tell anyone about this,you're all going down with us.
  • 1:27Long TimeMario: Wait, what?
  • Mario: I wasn't listening.
  • Hatbot: I RECORDED ALL OF IT!
  • 1:27MysteriousjillguySevn:Maz is a SECRET-
  • 1:27Long TimeHatbot: Here I'll show you later Mario!
  • 1:27CravitusSkabb glanced to the robot, and his hand seemed to hover over his handgun.
  • 1:27Long TimeMario: *Shrugs* Whatever.
  • 1:28MysteriousjillguySevn:If you tell anyone about what happened here today,you will be wanted by the Irken law.
  • 1:28Long TimeHatbot: Awwww...
  • 1:28CravitusSkabb: "More specifically, your heads."
  • 1:28MysteriousjillguySevn:When this is all over,this never happened. Got it?
  • Lurk:Ok.
  • 1:28Long TimeMario: Again, whatever.
  • 1:28MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Elbows Mario*
  • 1:28Long TimeMario: ..? *Looks over to Lurk*
  • 1:28MysteriousjillguyLurk:*COUGH*stillwantedbythelaw*COUGH*
  • Lurk:*COUGH*fugitive*COUGH*
  • 1:29CravitusSkabb seemed to perk up for a moment.
  • Skabb: "What was that?"
  • 1:29MysteriousjillguyLurk:Oh uh
  • Lurk:I was just uh
  • Lurk:The air in here is getting pretty stuffy. Might be the power outage..uh..oxygen..systems..crashing...phlebtonium..generator..
  • Sevn:...
  • Sevn:That reminds me. The spikey haired child has a point. I need to get the main power back online.
  • 1:30Long TimeMario: *Whispers to Lurk* I don't think he even knows, just play it cool.
  • 1:30CravitusSkabb seemed to stare intently at lurk from behind the helmet.
  • 1:30MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Smiles nervously*
  • Sevn walks out of the room*
  • Lurk:Hm
  • 1:31CravitusSkabb: "In any case, then, I have work to do."
  • 1:31MysteriousjillguyLurk:How bout we get sum lunch.
  • Lurk:In the cafeteria
  • 1:31CravitusSkabb marched out after Sven. Skabb: "Civilians..."
  • 1:31MysteriousjillguyLurk:Or did that explode when Maz attacked.
  • 1:32Long TimeHatbot: Oooh I'd LOVE THAT!
  • Hatbot: Even though I can't eat
  • 1:32YourFavoriteFangirl(and now i feel hungry
  • (thanks lurk
  • (</////3
  • 1:32Long TimeHatbot: I just like cafeterias
  • 1:32Mysteriousjillguy(sevns food must be imported from foodcourtia anyway-
  • 1:32Long TimeMario: Ehhh... nah..
  • 1:32Cravitus(i can make you hungrier if you want
  • 1:33Long TimeMario: You can go with Lurk, if you want.
  • 1:33YourFavoriteFangirl(no please
  • 1:33Mysteriousjillguy( i can make you less hungry
  • 1:33Cravitus(if just the mention of lunch made you that hungry
  • 1:33YourFavoriteFangirl(my stomach hurts ;w;
  • 1:33Cravitus(who knows what krev can dooooo
  • 1:33Long TimeHatbot: WOO! Gonna go to get some fooood with Lurk
  • 1:33YourFavoriteFangirl(i need to grab a snack before i go to bed
  • (please do lurk
  • 1:33Mysteriousjillguy
  • Mysteriousjillguy prepared his spooks impression
  • ( TACO BELL BREAKFAST MENUUU-
  • 1:33Long Time(great
  • (thanks guys, now i'm hungry too
  • (it's spreading
  • 1:34Mysteriousjillguy( HeY GuYs I WaNt To LeT YoU KnOw AbOuT ThE TaCo BelL BrEaKfAsT MeNu
  • 1:34YourFavoriteFangirl(..whats on the taco bell breakfast menu???
  • 1:34Mysteriousjillguy( YEAH GUYS THEY GOT SUM HASHBROWNS WRAPPED IN A TORTIA WHY DID THEY DOOOO THAT LIFE IS A MYYSSSTERRYY
  • ( WE'VE GOTTA HIT THE ROOOOADD AND HEAD TO AUSTRALIA PIZZAAA HUUTTTT AUSTRALIAAA HAS MADE A PIZZA WITH A CRUST THATS MADE OUTTA MEAT PIE
  • ( THEY ALSO MAKE A HOT DOG CRUST AND A CHEESEBURGER CRUST POTATO CHIP CRUST AND A DORITO CRUST OH BABEH WHAT WONT PIZZA HUT TURN INTO A CRUST
  • 1:35YourFavoriteFangirl(.. o h
  • 1:35Mysteriousjillguy( OH TELL ME WHAT WONT PIZZA HUT TURN INTO A CRUST EVERYBODY NOW
  • ( WHAT WONT PIZZA HUT-
  • Mysteriousjillguy was shanked by rp hungry kreb
  • 1:35CravitusMeanwhile, Skabb marched off to one of the vacant storage rooms, and brought his wrist up once more. Skabb: "Subjugators one through eight, you're on repair duty. You remaining four, guard the Containment Zone."
  • Skabb: "I'll be on comms, copy?"
  • 1:36YourFavoriteFangirl(xDD
  • 1:36Long TimeHatbot: *Rolls over to Lurk* Can we go to that cafeteria now? This place suuuucks
  • 1:36Mysteriousjillguy
  • Static came from Skabb's communicator*
  • 1:36CravitusSkabb paused.
  • 1:36Mysteriousjillguy
  • Meanwhile*
  • 1:36CravitusSkabb: "...Copy?"
  • 1:36MysteriousjillguyLurk:Wow it sure was a great idea inviting Skabb's men for tacos.
  • Lurk:*Noms on a taco*
  • Soldierguy:Yeah.
  • Lurk:*Sets a taco on Hatbot's head*
  • 1:37CravitusA pile of communicators rests on a nearby table, angrily vibrating but unnoticed.
  • 1:38MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Hands Mario a soda*
  • 1:38Long TimeHatbot: Man, this taco sure is great.
  • 1:38MysteriousjillguyLurk:Yup.
  • 1:38Long TimeHatbot: *staring at the taco*
  • 1:38MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Munches*
  • 1:38Long TimeHatbot: YUP.
  • 1:38Mysteriousjillguy(hatbot: y
  • ( violin
  • 1:38Long Time(poor hatbot
  • 1:38Mysteriousjillguy( rip
  • 1:38Long Time(most emotional moment out of all the rps
  • 1:38Mysteriousjillguy( "insert witty tombstone quote here"
  • 1:38Long Time(hatbot's food crisis
  • 1:38Mysteriousjillguy( ye
  • Lurk:Hm
  • 1:39YourFavoriteFangirl(totally
  • 1:39MysteriousjillguyLurk:Hmmm
  • Lurk:Hey hatbot?
  • 1:39Long TimeMario: *drinks some of the sods*
  • Hatbot: Yeaaaah?
  • 1:40MysteriousjillguyLurk:Wanna go check on the weird mutant? Maybe we could watch her cry s'more.
  • Lurk:It is funny.
  • 1:40Long TimeHatbot: I don't know why I'm about to agree to your offer
  • 1:40Mysteriousjillguy( mario:drinks sods
  • 1:40Long TimeHatbot: BUT YEAH!
  • 1:40Mysteriousjillguy( bril
  • Lurk:OKAY!
  • 1:40Long Time("sods"
  • 1:40Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk grabs hatbot and puts him on his head*
  • 1:40Long Time(oh--
  • soda*****
  • Mario: *Blank stare, looking away*
  • Mario: *Completely oblivious*
  • Hatbot: WOOO
  • 1:41Mysteriousjillguy( " the surface of the ground, with the grass growing on it. a piece of this, usually sold in rolls and used to start a new lawn, athletic field, etc. "
  • ( mario is drinking dirt
  • ( delicious
  • ( sounds nutritious
  • 1:42Long TimeMario: *Taking another sip out of the soda*
  • Mario: Wait a minute--- this tastes AWFUL, why am I drinking this?
  • 1:42Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk walks into the containment room,quietly cracking the door open*
  • 1:42Long TimeMario: And where'd Hatbot go!?
  • Mario: ..
  • 1:42Mysteriousjillguy
  • The soda is hot belgian waffle flavored*
  • 1:44Long TimeHatbot: Maaan, this is fun!
  • 1:44Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk tiptoes in*
  • Lurk hides behind a control panel*
  • Lurk stands up on his knees,peeking through the window above*
  • glass
  • Maz chuckles,taking out a book*
  • Lurk:Wait a second..
  • Maz takes out a familar book *
  • Lurk squints*
  • 1:46
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: *squints* Wait a minute, why am I squinting?
  • 1:46
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:0_0
  • Lurk:THATS MY BOOK!
  • 1:46
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: Oh well, why's she reading that spooky book?
  • 1:46
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Maz slowly turns toward Lurk,with a slasher smile*
  • Maz:*Quietly snorts and chuckles,doing a horrible evil laugh*
  • Lurk:Is she coking on something..?
  • choKING*
  • 1:47
  • Long Time
  • (*snort *snort* magic (i'm sorry
  • (oh--
  • Hatbot: She's probably trying to find a way to kill us. OR make magic friendship bracelets.
  • Hatbot: I don't know.
  • Hatbot: Either one's likely.
  • 1:47
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Maz:*Sets the book down,and begins drawing a tesseract shaped symbol on the wall,with some blue lipstick*
  • Maz takes out some candles from her PAK*
  • Maz:*Reads the book*
  • Lurk:Hmmm...
  • Lurk:*Looks at the door entrance*
  • Lurk:Gaurgh! Its got a code on it.
  • Lurk:Try breaking the glass hatbot.
  • 1:49
  • YourFavoriteFangirl
  • (I gotta go, hand me the rp recording of the stuff that happens while Im gone lol
  • (Night
  • 1:49
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Maz lights the candles with her laser eyes*
  • ( bye
  • 1:49
  • Cravitus
  • (gutenacht
  • 1:49
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • The candles glow bright blue*
  • Maz:*Mummbles*
  • 1:50
  • Long Time
  • (bye
  • 1:50
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Maz stands up,making her arms straight*
  • YourFavoriteFangirl has left the chat. 
  • 1:51
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: The what?
  • Hatbot: OH! The glass *lightly taps it*
  • Hatbot: Welp. I tried.
  • 1:51
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Maz:INSCRUTABILIS occultus nuntius INSCRUTABILIS occultus nuntius!
  • Maz's eyes roll back into her head*
  • The candles blaze*
  • 1:52
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: *Shaking* Okay, now that's.... th-that's pretty spooky..
  • 1:53
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Maz: INSCRUTABILIS occultus nuntius INSCRUTABILIS occultus nuntius INSCRUTABILIS occultus nuntius INSCRUTABILIS occultus nuntius INSCRUTABILIS occultus nuntius INSCRUTABILIS occultus nuntius! verbis malignis! VERBIS MALIGNIS! VERBIS MALIGNIS!
  • Maz:Quid ego in vita mea IS DODECAEDRON Clavem quae aperuit ianuam !
  • The cube drawing on the wall glows blue, and becomes a 3-dimensional image*
  • 1:54
  • Cravitus
  • (superdupernonagons)
  • 1:54
  • Long Time
  • ("MYSTERIOUS MYSTERIOUS hidden message hidden message"
  • 1:54
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • It flies off the wall,and hovers*
  • 1:54
  • Long Time
  • (do i get an award
  • 1:54
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • ( no
  • 1:54
  • Long Time
  • (aw man
  • 1:54
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • The cube fires a blue laser on the ground,a portal appears*
  • Blue fire surrounds the portal,three irken silhouettes appear*
  • The portal snaps shut,and the candles go out*
  • 1:55
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: Wait, she's summoning more weird people!
  • 1:56
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • The cube transforms back into a 2-dimensional drawing,and melts,oozing onto the floor*
  • 1:56
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: WE'VE GOTTA TELL THE OTHERS!
  • 1:56
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:OH NO!
  • Lurk:SHE USED THE INTER-UNIVERSAL CUBE SPELL!
  • 1:56
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: *arm flail* AHHHH! TELL THEMMM! TELL EM TELL EM TELL EMMM
  • 1:56
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANNSS?! *Shakes hatbot*
  • 1:56
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: NO I DON'T!
  • Hatbot: JUST TELL THEMMM
  • 1:56
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:THAT SPELL WAS FOR ONE TIME ONLY USE! I WAS SAVING IT FOR FIONNA!
  • Lurk:Oh yeah. Right. That.
  • Lurk carries hatbot and bursts into the cafeteria*
  • Lurk:MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO
  • Lurk:MARIO MARIO MARIO
  • 1:58
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb is present, and currently yelling at a line of 12 Irkens who give off an air of supreme expendability'
  • 1:58
  • Long Time
  • Mario: *Sighs, turns around*
  • 1:58
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:MARIO MARIO!
  • 1:58
  • Long Time
  • Mario: What is it-- wait, OH so that's where Hatbot went.
  • 1:58
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:DEMONS! SPACE DEMONS! SPOOKY SPELLS! PIGS! JOHN CARTER! GAME OVER MAN! OTHER QUOTES FROM MEDIA I DONT KNOW!
  • 1:58
  • Long Time
  • Mario: What were guys dong, anyways? Hatbot could've gotten injured.. or worse.. look-- just look, hand him to me, I won't be mad.
  • 1:59
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • ( dong
  • 1:59
  • Long Time
  • doing***********
  • DOING**
  • DOING(*
  • 1:59
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • ( kong.png
  • Lurk:*Grabs Marios cheeks*
  • ( donut take that in the wrong way
  • 1:59
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: HE'S RIGHT SPOOKY STUFF!
  • Hatbot: WE'RE GONNA DIEEEE
  • 1:59
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb growled, and turned away from his line of subordinates.
  • 1:59
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:WALRUSES! CONSPIRACY! HHGGVGH STINK SPACE MUTANTS!
  • Lurk:PIGS!
  • 2:00
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb: "What in the Almighty Tallest are you civvies screaming about?"
  • 2:00
  • Long Time
  • Mario: ... yeaaah, just like the last time you dragged me somewhere dangerous for fionna "being there"?
  • 2:00
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:MAZ! SPOOKY THINGS!
  • Lurk:SHES GOT MY BOOK!
  • 2:00
  • Long Time
  • Mario: *Takes Hatbot, and puts him back on his head*
  • 2:00
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb: "...Maz? Book?"
  • Skabb paused.
  • 2:00
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Suddenly the power returned,Sevn walked in*
  • 2:00
  • Long Time
  • Mario: I think Lurk's just rambling, again.
  • 2:00
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn:Alright I repaired the generator but it wont last long-
  • Lurk:MAZ GOT MY BOOK! THE BOOK!
  • Lurk:SPOOKY SPELL BOOK! WE GOTTA STOP HER!
  • 2:01
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: BOOK, HE'S RIGHT!
  • 2:01
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb: "Spell book-" He suddenly went rigid.
  • 2:01
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:The Book Mario
  • 2:01
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: SHE WAS SPEAKING SOME WEIRD LANGUAGE AND HAD WEIRD EYES
  • Hatbot: AND SPACE DEMON THINGS
  • 2:01
  • Cravitus
  • Then, he turned back to his line of his amazingly expendable men.
  • 2:01
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: AND THEN THINGS
  • 2:01
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:The Booooookk *Turns hands into fists*
  • 2:01
  • Long Time
  • Mario: Lurk, I--
  • Hatbot: *pokes Mario* THE BOOOOOK
  • 2:02
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb: "You two! Subjugators Four and Five, investigate the holding cell!"
  • 2:02
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • subjugator:I sure am expendable
  • 2:02
  • Long Time
  • Mario: Rnnnh... I have no idea what you're talking about, okay?
  • 2:02
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb: "...Yes. Yes you are."
  • 2:02
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • subjugator4 and 5:YES SIR!
  • 2:02
  • Long Time
  • Mario: What book?
  • 2:02
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • The soldiers head to the cell*
  • 2:02
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: LURK'S BOOK OR SOMETHING
  • Hatbot: I DON'T KNOW
  • 2:02
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:MAZ USED DARK MAGIC!
  • Lurk:DARRKK SPOOKY MAGIC! FROM LURKS BOOK!
  • 2:02
  • Long Time
  • Mario: *His eyes widen* Oh... ohhhh... you're being.. serious, aren't you...
  • 2:02
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb glanced back at Lurk, and then to his line of troops.
  • 2:03
  • Long Time
  • Mairo: Okaaay... THIS is baaaaaaad.
  • 2:03
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:OF COURSE! THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!
  • 2:03
  • Long Time
  • Mario:*
  • 2:03
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb: "The rest of you, spread out, surround the Containment Sector! Rifles set to kill!"
  • 2:03
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:Geeze! You need to work on your listening skills!
  • Suddenly the power went out once again*
  • Lurk:...o_o...
  • Sevn:Huh?
  • 2:03
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: AHHHHH, WE'RE GONNA DIEEEE
  • 2:04
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn:I thought I just repaired that...
  • 2:04
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb growled, and tapped the switch for his helmet's Light Amplification.
  • 2:04
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Screams are heard*
  • 2:04
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb: "SUBJUGATORS, PREPARE FOR COMBAT."
  • 2:04
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • A bloodied PAK flies into the room*
  • Lurk:*Ducks*
  • 2:04
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb growled, and brushed past Sven, picking it up.
  • 2:04
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • The PAK hits the floor near Skabb*
  • 2:04
  • Long Time
  • Mario: *ducks*
  • 2:05
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn:*Looks around,tense*
  • 2:05
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb: "...Expendable indeed..."
  • 2:05
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:*Takes out a flashlight*
  • Lurk:Is she here..?
  • 2:05
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb tossed the PAK aside, and raised his sidearm.
  • Skabb glanced to Sven.
  • 2:05
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • ???:You mean they.
  • Lurk:...?
  • Lurk:...Who..said that..?
  • 2:06
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: IT'S THE SPOOKY POWERFUL PEOPLE!
  • 2:06
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:Hatbot are you pulling my leg?
  • 2:06
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: Lurk, THEY'REE HEREEE-- Wait, no, dude. I can't even reach your leg.
  • Hatbot: Stop teasing me.
  • 2:06
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:No,seriously,stop grabbing onto my leg.
  • 2:06
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb glanced around., his nightvision blurred and somewhat reduced by Lurk's flashlight.
  • 2:06
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: I can't touch your leg!
  • 2:07
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:Wait a second..hatbot are you leaking oil..?
  • 2:07
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb suddenly seemed keenly intent on listening to Lurk for a moment.
  • 2:07
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • A liquid dropped onto the floor*
  • 2:07
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: uhhhh... I don't use oil...
  • Mario: ...
  • 2:07
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk shines his flashlight above him*
  • Nothing is there*
  • Lurk:Oh. Phew.
  • 2:08
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb: "Subjugators, spread out."
  • 2:08
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • ???:Down here sweetie.
  • Lurk:O_O *Shines flashlight behind him on the floor*
  • 2:08
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb: "Hm!?"
  • 2:08
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Maz is licking Lurk's leg with her tounge,smiling*
  • Lurk:EEEWWW
  • Lurk kicks Maz away*
  • 2:08
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb: "Shoot her! SHOOT HER!"
  • 2:08
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Maz:OUCH!
  • 2:09
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb's pistol began to spew laserbolts into the darkness as he tried to track Maz.
  • 2:09
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Suddenly two red fireballs fly toward some subjubators,burning their flesh*
  • 2:09
  • Long Time
  • ( chat lagggg
  • 2:09
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • They scream*
  • Lurk:*Looks around in confusion*
  • 2:09
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb: "I said FIRE, damn it!"
  • 2:09
  • Long Time
  • Mario: Euhgg.. she was LICKING you!? Now that's just... euhg...
  • Mario: Can somebody just kill her?
  • 2:10
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • ???:You dont have anyone to fire..err...people with guns..uh...OR SOMETHING..I guess
  • 2:10
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb stopped firing, attempting to penetrate the darkness, his nightvision still screwed up.
  • 2:10
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:*Shines his flashlight around the room,discovering most of the subjugators dissappeared*
  • 2:11
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb: "Subjugators, sound off!"
  • 2:11
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk steps on the charred bodies of the ones unlucky enough to be hit by the fireballs*
  • 2:11
  • Cravitus
  •  A short, shrill, and painful scream was all that he got before it was cut off.
  • 2:12
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: Come on Skrub! SAVE USSS!
  • 2:12
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn:Grggh..ALRIGHT MAZ...I've had enough of your stupid games-
  • Maz has dissappeared*
  • Sevn:...
  • 2:12
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb backed towards the group, and herded them behind him with his arm.
  • 2:12
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn takes out a plasma rifle*
  • Lurk:Wait...
  • Lurk:...Did anyone see Zeerk..?
  • 2:13
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb toggled his Light-Amp, and the nightvision cut out. Wasn't helpful anyway.
  • Skabb: "Zee-who-now?"
  • 2:13
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn:*Follows Skabb*
  • Lurk:The guy with the weird robot powers.
  • 2:13
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb: "Doctor, that description meet anything here?"
  • [http://irkempire.wikia.com/wiki/The_Book_of_Paranormal_Spooky_Stuff
  • ]
  • Skabb: "Doctor, that description meet anything here?"
  • Skabb raised an arm, suddenly, and his gauntlet fired a blinding blue light; a plasma-flare.
  • 2:14
  • Long Time
  • Mario: Wait, Zeerk?
  • 2:14
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn:Yes. The one with the blue eyes.
  • Sevn:He went missing a while ago..I'm surprised no one noticed.
  • Lurk:Wait why didnt you say anything-
  • 2:15
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb sighed, and looked around the dark room, and towards the bodies for a moment.
  • 2:15
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • The flare reveals two irken like figures up ahead,they hiss and scatter*
  • 2:15
  • Long Time
  • Mario: I haven't see Zeerk.. in such a long time..
  • seen*
  • 2:15
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb snapped to attention, and began to march forward.
  • 2:15
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:He was with us about an hour ago and helped fight Maz-
  • 2:15
  • Long Time
  • Mario: Yeah, I know. An hour feels like forever ago though
  • 2:15
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • ???:I can see you,but you can't see me.
  • 2:16
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: Okay NOW you're just being ridiculous
  • 2:16
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:*Looks around*
  • 2:16
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: And that's coming from me, man
  • 2:16
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:Ssh! I can hear them.
  • 2:16
  • Long Time
  • Mario: *shrugs*
  • 2:16
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb's pistol snapped to the apparent source of the sound, and he rattled off a burst of lasers.
  • 2:16
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • ???:You're all so funny.
  • ???:AGHH SHI-
  • 2:16
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: UNLIKE YOU
  • 2:16
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • A loud bang was heard*
  • 2:16
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: OHHHHHH
  • 2:16
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb grinned under his helmet, and fired again.
  • 2:16
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: UP-TOP! OH YEAHHH
  • 2:16
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:SHOOSH!
  • 2:16
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: *Attempts to High-five lurk*
  • Hatbot: UP-TOP MAN... Lurk... uh... hmmf..
  • 2:17
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • A pink glowing tenetacle appeared from the ceiling,grabbing Skabb's gun*
  • The tenetacle went back into the darkness*
  • 2:17
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: Welp... yeaaah... yup... preeeeetty sick burn.. *slowly lowers his hand*
  • 2:17
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb: "Mother of-"
  • 2:17
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: *frowns*
  • 2:17
  • Cravitus
  • He growled.
  • Skabb: "It'll be back in a second..."
  • 2:18
  • Long Time
  • (hatbot feels
  • 2:18
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:Good thing we have this flashlight.
  • 2:18
  • Cravitus
  • ( http://prntscr.com/8av69k
  • 2:18
  • Long Time
  • (2nd most emotional part
  • 2:18
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:Yeeepp
  • 2:18
  • Cravitus
  • (skabb's gun has antitheft built in, yeeee
  • 2:18
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • A loud bang is heard*
  • "ARGGHHHH"
  • An irken like figure falls to the floor,groaning in pain*
  • Lurk:!
  • 2:19
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb let himself have a laugh.
  • 2:19
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:*Walks to the figure,shining his flashlight on him*
  • Lurk:WHO ARE YOU?!
  • 2:20
  • Cravitus
  • A gun-shaped object fell and smacked Lurk in the head, and clattered onto the ground.
  • 2:20
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • The light revealed a hideous looking irken with sir unit parts attached to his body,his head was covered in spiky red and black hair*
  • Lurk:DOOF-
  • Zathar:Greetings,filth.
  • Lurk:Who are YOU?
  • 2:21
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: Oh MAN, HE'S EVEN UGLIER HAHAHAAAHA
  • 2:22
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:He's got SPIKY HAIR! THats MY THING! Wait a minute-
  • 2:22
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb picked up the shattered remains of his sidearm, and tossed it aside.
  • 2:22
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar:You dont look like the blue plate special ya self,hatboy.
  • Zathar:*Chuckles,fixing his shades*
  • 2:22
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb: "Less talk, more kill."
  • 2:22
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar:I'm going to have fun kicking you chumps halfway across the galaxy.
  • 2:23
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb raised his arm, and fired another plasma-flare at Zathar.
  • 2:23
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:We'll SEE about THAT youuuuu....PERSON!
  • 2:23
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: Heyyyyyyyyy my name's not HATBOY! Don't call me that!
  • 2:23
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar suddenly transformed into some sort of red and black hairball,spinning at hypersonic speeds*
  • 2:23
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: Wait a minute, blue plate special, what does that even MEAAAN!?
  • 2:23
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • The flare bounces off*
  • 2:23
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: I'm offended, but I still don't understand
  • 2:23
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb grimaced under his helmet at the plasmaflare stuck to the ceiling, and began to backpedal.
  • 2:24
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • The Zathar hairball flies toward the group*
  • 2:24
  • Long Time
  • Mario: *runs out of the way*
  • 2:24
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:LOOK OUT! THE HAIR LOOKS LIKE IT HASNT BEEN COMBED IN YEARS!
  • 2:24
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb shouted in surprise, stumbling over a charred corpse and into a pile of used plates.
  • 2:24
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk jumps out of the way,holding Hatbot*
  • Zathar-Ball:Hahaha. Plates. Irony.
  • 2:24
  • Long Time
  • Mario: Lurk, make SURE that nothing happens to Hatbot, okay??
  • 2:25
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar speeds toward Skabb*
  • Lurk:*Not holding hatbot* What?
  • 2:25
  • Long Time
  • ("*Lurk jumps out of the way,holding Hatbot*"
  • (wat
  • 2:25
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb growled, and erupted from the pile of dishes with what looked like glowing chainsaws coming out of his gauntlets.
  • 2:25
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Suddenly a plasma ball flew toward the Zathar ball,hitting him,causing him to fly toward a wall*
  • ( im guessing lurk set him down afterwards because reasons
  • 2:26
  • Cravitus
  • Skab: "Hm?!"
  • He glanced to the side.
  • 2:26
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn:*Fires his plasma rifle at Zathar*
  • Sevn:EAT PLASMA...or something.
  • 2:26
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: *rolling around* AHHHH, WE'RE GONNA DIEEE
  • 2:26
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb: "One-liners need work, Doctor, but good timing!"
  • 2:26
  • Long Time
  • Mario: Oh for-- whatever, I'll just get him thne.
  • 2:26
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar bounces off the wall,and crashes into the ground*
  • Zathar:Ouch.
  • 2:27
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb's emergency saws retracted, and he dove for the corpse before him.
  • 2:27
  • Long Time
  • Mario: *Running over to Hatbot, picking him up*
  • him then*
  • 2:27
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:*Screams,charging toward Zathar*
  • Lurk smacks him with a rubber pig*
  • Zathar:...
  • 2:27
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb flipped the body over, ignoring the sickening sounds and peeling/cooked flesh, and pulled a charred but functional and rather identical sidearm from the dead Subjugator.
  • 2:28
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar:Yer kiddin right? *Looks toward him,pulling his shades down looking at Lurk*
  • Lurk:TASTE THE PORK,DEMON!
  • Zathar:...
  • Zathar:I'm not going to enjoy killing you.
  • 2:28
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb sighed at the display, and resisted his urge to let Lurk fall before zathar.
  • 2:29
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar:*Grabs Lurk by his head,and chucks him at Mario*
  • 2:29
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb raised the pistol, and mouthed a command; "Hotshot."
  • 2:29
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:DDUFFAUTHAUGH-
  • 2:29
  • Cravitus
  • Handgun: "INCENDIARY."
  • 2:30
  • Long Time
  • Mario: AUHG! *Falls over*
  • 2:30
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar:Sorry kid,but I dont appreciate posers that try to copy my awesome hair-do. So I'm going to have to kill you now-
  • 2:30
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb grinned, and pulled the trigger repeatedly.
  • 2:30
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar gets hit by the shots,grunting*
  • Zathar:AUGH!
  • 2:30
  • Long Time
  • (for some reason i thought zathar had an accent at first
  • 2:31
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • ( hes totally trying to copy zik
  • 2:31
  • Long Time
  • (plot twist
  • 2:31
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb's barrage of napalm-like projectiles ceased for a moment, the gun beeping in protest.
  • 2:31
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar:Grggh..I think I'll finish captain skorp over here first.
  • 2:31
  • Long Time
  • (zathar is actually zik in his sue dimension
  • 2:31
  • Cravitus
  • Handgun: "HOTSHOT DEPLETED."
  • 2:31
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar clutches his wounds,growling*
  • 2:31
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb frowned.
  • 2:32
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar runs toward Skabb*
  • 2:32
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb: "Armor Piercing!" Handgun: "DEPLETED."
  • Skabb: "High-Ex!" Handgun: "EXPLOSIVES."
  • 2:32
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar headbuts Skabb with his sharp needle-like hair*
  • 2:32
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb growled, and his head seemed to go flying away from his body as it tumbled back.
  • 2:32
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:*Gets off Mario*
  • Lurk:Quick! Sevn! Give me your rifle!
  • 2:33
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: Gee, took ya long enough.
  • 2:33
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn:*Hands Lurk his gun*
  • Lurk:*Chucks the gun at Zathar*
  • Sevn:....why?
  • Zathar:OW! HEY!
  • 2:33
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: It almost seemed like you guys were doing something ontop eachother after taking so long-
  • Mario: Shut it, Hatbot.
  • 2:33
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • (ho-yay
  • Sevn:*Looks over to Skabb*
  • Sevn:*Gasps*
  • Sevn:SKROTCH?! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
  • 2:35
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: His NAME IS SKRUB!
  • Hatbot: Gosh, get it right.
  • 2:35
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:I thought it was Bob.
  • 2:35
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb's helmet is laying a few meters away, a pool of blood spreading from it*
  • 2:35
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn:...Sweet Mother of Irk
  • 2:35
  • Long Time
  • Mario: Uhhh...
  • Mario: Is he... ok?
  • 2:35
  • Cravitus
  • (from your perspective
  • (it looks like his bloody head has been torn off
  • 2:36
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar:HAHAHA!
  • Zathar:NICE JOB USING YOUR LAST WEAPON! YE DUMB PIECE O BURRITOS!
  • 2:36
  • Long Time
  • Mario: His... huea...head... and his body eurrhh.... *gags*.. oh that's just eurhhh...
  • 2:36
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:What does that even mean..?
  • Zathar:Well uh..NRGH...shut up dad!
  • Lurk:..."Dad"?
  • 2:37
  • Cravitus
  • Suddenly, the seemingly headless body seemed to twitch, then remained still.
  • (ooh, i could play around with my pak zombies idea
  • (headless skabb zombieeee
  • ( oh
  • ( forget the part with
  • ( sevn
  • Lurk:I"M NOT YOUR FATHER!
  • Lurk:Am I?
  • 2:39
  • Cravitus
  • Suddenly, the seemingly headless body's gun-arm raised and shot Zathar in the robot-leg with a High Explosive shell.
  • 2:39
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:Hmm..there was that time at that motel with that venusian female...
  • Sevn:..What
  • Zathar:AGH!
  • Zathar was pushed backwards into the air,and fell onto the floor*
  • 2:40
  • Long Time
  • Mario: Wait... what..
  • 2:40
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • His robot leg was heavily damaged,and sparked*
  • 2:40
  • Cravitu
  • 2:41
  • Cravitus
  • The Flare's light suddenly died,
  • And the room was plunged into darkness.
  • 2:42
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar:You win this round. But I'll be BACK! YOU MAY HAVE WON THE WAR,BUT YOU DIDNT WIN THE WAR-
  • 2:42
  • Long Time
  • Mario: So we didn't win the war... but we won it?
  • 2:42
  • Cravitus
  • Just as suddenly, there was a metallic clank and hiss, and and another plasma-flare appeared, this time stuck on Zathar's organic leg.
  • 2:42
  • Long Time
  • Mario: What?
  • 2:43
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar:AHHH!
  • 2:43
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb: "I could go into a rant about the crimes you've committed, but that'd be a waste of both our times."
  • 2:43
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn's spider legs came out,firing lasers at Zathar*
  • 2:44
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb was standing once more, albeit his uniform was soaked with blood dripping from a series of holes from his helmet.
  • 2:44
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar was hit by the lasers,falling over*
  • Zathar:ArgH!
  • 2:44
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb marched towards Zathar slowly, holstering his Sidearm.
  • 2:44
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar sat still on the ground,bleeding*
  • Zathar:Grgghh...
  • Zathar:Your face is full of STUPID
  • 2:45
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb held his arms at his sides calmly.
  • 2:45
  • Long Time
  • (skrub really reminds me of judge dredd
  • 2:45
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • (zathar:u suk
  • 2:45
  • Long Time
  • (for some reason
  • 2:45
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • (skabb:no *smiles*
  • 2:45
  • Cravitus
  • Then, his gauntlets sprouted chainsaws.
  • 2:45
  • Long Time
  • (chainsaws-
  • 2:45
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • ( @mayo that is point
  • 2:46
  • Long Time
  • ( I AM
  • (THE LAWWWW
  • 2:46
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb: "You'll be lucky to even have a face after I'm done with you."
  • (that's partially because he's inspired by dredd
  • 2:46
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar:We'll see about that.
  • Zathar took out a blue muffin*
  • Zathar:MACGUFFIN! GET ME OUT OF HERE!
  • 2:47
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb suddenly stiffened, and growled, suddenly reinvigorated, and he charged at Zathar with a roar.
  • 2:47
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • The muffin began to vibrate widly and started floatin all spooky like*
  • The muffin covers Zathar in aa bright light,and he dissappears*
  • Zathar:BYE BYE FOOLS-
  • The Muffin asplodes*
  • Sevn:...
  • 2:48
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb roared in rage as his first saw buzzed within inches of where Zathar once was,
  • 2:48
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn:...What...
  • 2:48
  • Cravitus
  • And he proceeded to carve a small hole in the deck where they used to be.
  • Skabb: "NO! I HAD HIM!"
  • 2:48
  • Long Time
  • Mario: That seriously.. didn't make any sense..
  • 2:48
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:This
  • 2:48
  • Long Time
  • Mario: Also, calm down Skabb.
  • 2:48
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:This is even weird for me.
  • 2:49
  • Long Time
  • Mario: You'll get em next time.
  • 2:49
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn:NO!
  • 2:49
  • Cravitus
  • A piece of deck plating flew in Mario's general direction.
  • 2:49
  • Long Time
  • Mario: *Runs out of the way*
  • 2:49
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb kicked the ground, and growled, his emergency saws retracting.
  • 2:49
  • Long Time
  • Mario: HEY! WHAT'RE YOU DOING??
  • Mario: I wish encouraging you! God..
  • I was*
  • 2:49
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb: "There are holes in my face!"
  • 2:49
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn:Skabb should be angry! If those MUTANTS...err...WHATEVER THEY ARE escape this station,we'll be arrested for unauthorized dimensional experiments!
  • 2:50
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb paused.
  • Skabb: "What do you mean unauthorized-"
  • 2:50
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn:Nothing.
  • 2:50
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb stared at him.
  • 2:50
  • Long Time
  • Mario: Unauthorized..? Wooo boy... Skabb won't like that..
  • 2:50
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb: "You know I'm the law, right?"
  • 2:50
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn:What I meant to say was that
  • 2:50
  • Cravitus
  • ( IAM
  • (THE LAWWWWWW
  • 2:50
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn:We uh
  • 2:51
  • Long Time
  • ( https://youtu.be/itmNiTwHOsM?t=20s
  • 2:51
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn:We have to make sure these creatures are captured and remain a secret.
  • Sevn:Yeah
  • 2:51
  • Cravitus
  • (skabb as either karl urban or sylvester stallone
  • (imagine it now
  • 2:51
  • Long Time
  • ( already was imagining it
  • 2:51
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb sighed, and looked to the remaining bodies.
  • Skabb: "How are we on firepower?
  • He fired another flare at the door, the room still dark.
  • The shadows flickered, and he prodded the holes in this faceplate experimentally.
  • 2:53
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn:Hmm...well..We dont know what exactly what they want..and we don't know how many of those things there are...
  • Sevn:How many came from that spooky spell or whatever it was again,Lurk?
  • 2:54
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb stretched, popping his back and rolling his neck.
  • 2:54
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:Uh..about 3...
  • Sevn:THREE?!
  • Sevn:Good lord
  • 2:54
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb: "If we count the one we just fought as beaten, that leaves three more."
  • 2:55
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:We're gonna die.
  • 2:55
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: Wait, there's MORE?
  • Hatbot: Waaait, we could try to be friendly... or something
  • 2:55
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:You forget that she has my spell book..imagine what kind of things she could do.
  • 2:55
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb: "They slaughtered 12 Adjucators-in-Training and tried to kill us."
  • Skabb: "I don't think they want to be friends."
  • 2:55
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:..and they've got Zeerk somewhere most likely.
  • 2:55
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb paused, thinking of Maz for a moment.
  • 2:56
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn:I vote that we sacrifice Lurk. He should fill Maz's appetite for a while.
  • Lurk:You mean she's gonna eat me?
  • 2:56
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb glanced to Sevn.
  • Skabb: "We need the manpower."
  • 2:56
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: What if they mindcontrol Zeerk to be a weirdo like them?
  • 2:56
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn:No..something else..eh..you'll figure it out.
  • 2:56
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE
  • 2:56
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:Thats ridiculous Hatbot,there aren't any mind control spells in my book.
  • 2:57
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb: "If anything, sacrifice the robot or the other one."
  • 2:57
  • Long Time
  • Hatbot: What? NOOO!
  • 2:57
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk:Oh alright-WAIT A SECOND I DONT AGREE WITH THIS PLAN
  • 2:57
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb: "Now I repeat myself, Doc, what guns do we have on us right now?"
  • 2:57
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn:Well,theres an armory in the deeper parts of the station,if Maz hasnt gotten to it yet,we should be alright.
  • 2:58
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb: "I mean on us, not the station."
  • 2:58
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn:All kinds of weapons in there.
  • 2:58
  • Long Time
  • (brb
  • 2:58
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn:Oh.
  • ( pause
  • 2:58
  • Cravitus
  • Skabb gestured to his pistol.
  • 2:58
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • ( brb as well
  • 2:58
  • Cravitus
  • (k
  • (how has skabb been
  • 2:59
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • ( back
  • ( guud
  • Lurk:I have this plastic fork. *Holds up plastic fork from the cafeteria*
  • 9:58Long TimeHatbot: Forks are dangerous.
  • 9:58MysteriousjillguySevn:...Lets just find the armory
  • 9:59CravitusSkabb stared for a moment, then nodded reluctantly. Skabb: "Yeah, let's do that..."
  • He looked to the doorway, and fired another flare to keep the lighting up.
  • Skabb: "If you see something, holler."
  • 10:00Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn takes out a flashlight*
  • 10:00Long TimeHatbot: WAIT! Who's holler?
  • 10:01Mysteriousjillguy
  • A few hours later,the group is still looking*
  • Sevn:Hm...
  • 10:01CravitusSkabb: "Tallest, I thought you'd know your way around this station, Doctor!"
  • 10:01MysteriousjillguySevn:Unless I dont remember the way around my own space station it should be right through this hallway
  • Sevn shines a flashlight down the hallway,spotting a metallic large door of some sort*
  • 10:02CravitusSkabb fired a flare on the ground, in front of the door, illuminating the area.
  • 10:02MysteriousjillguySevn:This should be it..
  • Sevn walks up to the door,finding its keypad lock broken*
  • 10:02CravitusSkabb: "Right then. Do your stuff."
  • 10:03MysteriousjillguySevn:Someone locked the door...
  • Lurk:Spooky
  • 10:03CravitusSkabb stayed silent for a moment, simply staring.
  • 10:03MysteriousjillguySevn:Hm
  • Sevn:We're going to need to break it open somehow..
  • 10:03Invader Jibwoah nobody told me we were starting
  • 10:03Long TimeHatbot: Hey, Skrubb. HEY SKRUBB! Where'd you get your cool flare gun? Oooh, does it cook things?
  • (were you even in this rp
  • 10:04MysteriousjillguySevn:Hm,well if we get some supplies from my supplies storage room
  • 10:04Long Time(i can't remember jub
  • 10:04Mysteriousjillguy( jib was coming in as jaz
  • 10:04Long Time(oh
  • 10:04CravitusSkabb resisted the urge to shoot hatbot with a plas-flare, and tried to think about how many explosives he had left on him.
  • 10:04Invader Jib(Though come to think of it it's probably my fault for not saying brb)
  • 10:04CravitusSkabb: "Doctor, how much in the way of some charges would we need to break through?"
  • 10:05MysteriousjillguySevn:The supplies storage should be somewhere in the upper levels, if we can-
  • 10:05Long TimeHatbot: I'm surprised that weird girl hasn't shown up again.
  • 10:05MysteriousjillguySevn:Oh I dunno maybe about a few pounds of explosives.
  • Sevn:Anyway if we can make it to the supply room alive without being violently mutilated by those space mutants we can-
  • 10:06CravitusSkabb produced three tightly-packed bundles of grenades from his utility belt.
  • Skabb: "I'd rather not."
  • 10:06Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn continues babbling,ignoring Skabb's explosives*
  • 10:06CravitusSkabb: "Will this work?"
  • He stared for a moment.
  • Shrugging, Skabb planted the grenade clusters around the door, guessing as to the positioning of the locks, and set the timers to about 20 seconds.
  • Skabb: "GET CLEAR!"
  • 10:07Long TimeMario: Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with the trained professional guy-
  • 10:07CravitusHe started running, and yanked the Scientist up as he rounded the corner.
  • 10:07MysteriousjillguySevn:Blah blah bla-HEY WAIT
  • 10:07Long TimeMario: EAAH! *Starts running*
  • 10:07Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk runs away from the door*
  • 10:07CravitusThe grenades hummed, and ticked very audibly.
  • 10:08Long TimeHatbot: YAAAAY EXPLOSIONSSSSS!
  • CravitusSkabb planted himself and Sevn by the corner, and Skabb counted down the last six seconds with his fingers.
  • Skabb: "...Six, five, four, three, two, one..."
  • 10:08Mysteriousjillguy
  • The grenades splode,destroying the door*
  • 10:09CravitusSkabb: "Move quick, if they didn't know we were here before, they do now!"
  • 10:09Long TimeHatbot: Eheheheh *arms flailing around* THAT WAS AWESOME!
  • 10:09CravitusSkabb rushed forward into the dust cloud, his pistol raised.
  • 10:09Invader Jib(they're at the armory door right
  • 10:09Cravitus(yes
  • (they just blew it up
  • 10:09MysteriousjillguyLurk:You know what I realized? That door was better then most doors. That was a pretty nice door.
  • 10:09Long TimeMario: *Right behind Skabb, following*
  • 10:09Mysteriousjillguy
  • An irken figure is seen in the armory*
  • 10:09Long TimeHatbot: Not as good as the door we saw before, though.
  • Hatbot: Now THAT was a nice door.
  • Hatbot: I wish I could see more doors like that.
  • Hatbot: Doors. Doors are nice.
  • 10:10Invader Jib
  • Someone yells from deper in the armory something like: OH NO THEY GOT THROUGH THE DOOR, THIS IS IT
  • 10:10CravitusSkabb raised his free hand.
  • Skabb: "IDENTIFY YOURSELF!"
  • 10:10MysteriousjillguySevn:WHY DID YOU BLOW UP THE DOOR-
  • Sevn:Wait..I know that voice
  • 10:10Invader JibJaz: *Moves further towards the others*
  • Jaz: ..Oh good, you aren't THEM.
  • 10:11MysteriousjillguySevn:...Jaz?
  • 10:11Invader JibJaz: ..Yeah, it's me. Real great service I've gotten here.
  • 10:11MysteriousjillguySevn:Oh I forgot you were in my station during all of this. Huh.
  • 10:11Cravitus(jib you know what skabb looks like right
  • 10:11Long TimeHatbot: Ohhh, is this your girlfriend Sevn?
  • 10:11Invader JibJaz: And I wasn't scared of those freaks, I was just..
  • 10:11CravitusSkabb lowered his pistol, sighing.
  • 10:12Invader JibJaz: Pretending to be scared so they uh...would underestimate me..and stuff.
  • 10:12CravitusSkabb: "You can have your reunion later, first we need to stock up and move."
  • Skabb: "They'll have no doubt heard that little bang I just made."
  • 10:13MysteriousjillguySevn:Shut up robot.
  • 10:13Invader JibJaz: As it turns out, the armory door only locks from the outside or something. Real convienient system you got there.
  • 10:13MysteriousjillguyLurk:Yeah I dont think Jorg would go well with Sevn anyway.
  • 10:13Long TimeHatbot: Me, or Skrubb? Wait, Mr.Skrubb are YOU A ROBOT?
  • 10:13MysteriousjillguySevn:It's Jozz, Lurk.
  • 10:13Invader JibJaz: ....It's JAZ, f y i.
  • 10:14Long TimeMario: You guys are horrible at remembering names.
  • 10:14CravitusSkabb sighed, and clanked into the armory, shooting a flare at the floor and looking at the selection for a moment.
  • 10:14Long TimeHatbot: I KNEW IT! Skrubb is a robot, just like me! *Smiles* OOOooh we could be BEST ROBOT buddies!
  • Hatbot: Me and Skrubb, friends for life.
  • 10:15Invader JibJaz: Um
  • 10:16CravitusSkabb quickly geared up, grabbing a couple bandoliers of grenades and ammunition for his handgun before eyeing a railgun for a moment.
  • 10:16Long TimeMario: I doubt it, Hatbot--
  • Hatbot: HEY HE DIDN'T SAY NO!
  • 10:16MysteriousjillguySevn:So uh...Jaz..how did you escape the monsters?
  • 10:16Long TimeHatbot: That's basically confirmed. We're real good friends.
  • 10:17CravitusSkabb: "Civvies, you going to grab a gun or not?"
  • Skabb: "I mean, I'm not gonna be able to shoot for you all the time."
  • 10:17Invader JibJaz: By locking myself in the armory. Turns out that was pretty stupid idea though, considering I was more or less a sitting duck.
  • 10:17Long TimeMario: Yeah, sure, let me grab a weapon that I'll most likely shoot my own allies with.
  • 10:17Invader JibJaz: *Grabs a couple guns*
  • 10:17CravitusSkabb sighed, and picked up the railgun.
  • Skabb: "Well then, Mario, was it?"
  • Skabb: "How are you with melee gear?"
  • He slung the railgun over his back.
  • 10:18Long TimeMario: Well, pretty alright... I guess..
  • 10:18MysteriousjillguyLurk:Hmm..uh...
  • Lurk:I wonder what the monsters want..
  • 10:18CravitusSkabb straightened up, stretched, and pulled a stunrod from one of his gauntlets.
  • 10:18MysteriousjillguyLurk:maybe they want to hunt us down and EAT OUR SOULS
  • 10:18CravitusHe looked at it for a moment, then flipped it end over end, grabbing the tip.
  • 10:18Long TimeHatbot: I DON'T HAVE A SOUL!
  • 10:19CravitusSkabb: "In that case, take this," He clanked over to Mario.
  • Skabb offered the Stunrod.
  • 10:19Invader JibJaz: What do you know, I conviently heard what they wanted thorugh some airvent
  • 10:19Long TimeHatbot: Looks like I'll be invincible! I'M THE ULTIMATE WEAPON AHAHAHAAAA
  • 10:19Mysteriousjillguy( why did i read that in olafs voice from frozen @mario
  • 10:19Long Time(wh
  • 10:19Mysteriousjillguy( " i dont have a soul"
  • 10:19Cravitus(do not speak of that movie here
  • (pls
  • (krev had to watch it with his swim team once
  • (it burned
  • 10:19Long TimeMario: *Takes the Stunrod* thanks.
  • 10:19Invader Jibbrb real quick
  • 10:19Mysteriousjillguy( frozen is satanic confirmed
  • 10:19Long Time(well i've actually never seen that overrated movie
  • 10:19Mysteriousjillguy( olaf:*demonic laughter*
  • (@mario ^^^^
  • ( too much singing
  • ( it burns
  • ( infact lork hates singing
  • 10:20Long Time(disney has made much better movies
  • (and songs
  • 10:20Mysteriousjillguy( at least from human voices
  • 10:20Long Time(lion king, for example
  • 10:20Mysteriousjillguy( i also hate musicals
  • 10:20Long Time(frozen just needs to dieeee
  • 10:20Mysteriousjillguy( A KUNA MATAHHHH-
  • 10:20CravitusSkabb: "The switch here controls the voltage setting. Make sure not to hit yourself, alright?"
  • 10:20Mysteriousjillguy( nahhhh savaniaaaa
  • 10:20Cravitus(jib brb
  • 10:21Invader Jibback
  • 10:21Cravitus(woo
  • 10:21Mysteriousjillguy( lork only like timone and pumba honestly
  • ( now must return to rp
  • 10:21Long TimeMario: *Sighs* Yeah, I know what I'm doing. Jokes. Funny.
  • Hatbot: Geez Mayo lighten up.
  • 10:21CravitusSkabb nodded, and leaned against the wall.
  • 10:21MysteriousjillguySevn:Huh? Jaz,you heard what they said?
  • Lurk:WHAT IS IT?!
  • 10:22Invader JibJaz: Yes, calm down
  • Jaz: Anyway, apparently they captured some guy named Zeerk,
  • 10:22MysteriousjillguyLurk:...What
  • 10:22Invader JibJaz: And they'll use his energy for some kind of cosmic power
  • 10:22Mysteriousjillguy( no jib
  • 10:22Long TimeHatbot: Zaak? NOT ZAAK! HE OWED ME 2 NOIR MOVIES! DARN YOU ZAAAAK
  • 10:22Mysteriousjillguy( you
  • 10:22CravitusSkabb pulled an old, paper notepad from his pocket, and a pen from the other.
  • 10:22Mysteriousjillguy( you rekted it
  • 10:22Invader Jib(but
  • 10:22Mysteriousjillguy( you just
  • ( you
  • ( rekted it
  • 10:23Invader Jib(That's what you said
  • 10:23Cravitus(lurk, this is why we don't trust jib with the script
  • 10:23Long Time(jib can't stick to scripts
  • (this is a known thing, lork
  • 10:23Invader JibJaz: That or i misheard them
  • 10:23Long Time(soiled it
  • (soiled it
  • 10:23CravitusSkabb: "Zeerk... Captured... Cosmic... Power..."
  • 10:23Mysteriousjillguy(* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS5pe8xab2I *
  • 10:23CravitusSkabb: "...Misheard?"
  • He pocketed the notepad.
  • 10:23Mysteriousjillguy( " and are planning to use some sort of energy source hidden in the station to give themselves "cosmic power""
  • ( no mention of zeerk-
  • 10:24Invader JibJaz: No see, I'm 90% sure I heard them right. It's not like I have some kind of hearing damage, sheesh.
  • 10:24MysteriousjillguyLurk:The only thing they could get from zeerk is his weird machine abilities.
  • 10:24CravitusSkabb turned his head towards them.
  • 10:24Long Time(lurk (wasn't jaz a transformer
  • (this is bugging me so much
  • 10:24Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn wrote down a note, "weird..machine..abilities"
  • ( yes
  • 10:24CravitusSkabb: "I think it's more likely they'd try to use the station's powercore than some person."
  • 10:24Long Time(brain, you were right for once
  • 10:25Mysteriousjillguy( must photoshop jaz's face onto g1 jazz later
  • 10:25Invader JibJaz: Yeah, I GUESS that makes more sense.
  • 10:25Long Time(yes
  • 10:25Mysteriousjillguy( continue
  • 10:25CravitusSkabb: "Regardless, this gives us some sort of lead as to their objective."
  • (krev had to somewhat salvage it using skabb's brainmeat power
  • 10:25Long TimeHatbot: Mr.Skrubb, do you like Noir movies?
  • Hatbot: If we're going to be certified pals. You need to like Noir.
  • 10:26CravitusSkabb: "One, Skabb. Two, only if they've got the fedoras."
  • 10:26Long TimeHatbot: EEEEEEHEH HE LIKES NOIRRRRR
  • 10:27Invader JibJaz: So basically all of them?
  • 10:27MysteriousjillguySevn:What on Irk is a noir film?
  • 10:28CravitusSkabb: "Believe it or not there's some where they're hatless."
  • Skabb: "In some cultures, clothesless."
  • 10:28Long TimeHatbot: Yeaaah, those Noir movies are the ones we don't talk about.
  • 10:28MysteriousjillguyLurk:ENOUGH! We need to stop those horrible monsters before they get COSMIC POWER!
  • 10:28Long TimeHatbot: They're soooo baaaaad...
  • 10:28CravitusSkabb: "What the short one said."
  • Skabb: "We need to contain these things."
  • 10:28Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk grabbed a pulse cannon and put in ammo*
  • Lurk:Wait hold on I'm trying to do
  • 10:29Long TimeHatbot: HA! HE CALLED YOU SHORT!
  • 10:29MysteriousjillguyLurk:You know that thing where you reload and spit out a one liner
  • 10:29CravitusSkabb: "Since my subjugators are dead, or, well, worse..."
  • 10:29MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Ahem*
  • 10:29Long TimeMario: You're the shortest one here, Hatbot--
  • Hatbot: NOOO
  • 10:29MysteriousjillguyLurk:This time,lets just say that those monsters are going to become-
  • Lurk gets the cannon jammed*
  • Lurk:Oh wait wait let me try again-
  • 10:30CravitusSkabb sighed.
  • 10:30MysteriousjillguySevn:*Grabs some dual plasma pistols*
  • 10:30Invader JibJaz: You screwed up the timing anyway, geinus 
  • 10:30CravitusSkabb: "Yeah, lemme do that for you,"
  • Skabb ejected the magazine from his Handgun, and slammed another in.
  • Skabb: "Judgement time."
  • (dredd reference complete
  • (ten points
  • 10:31Long TimeHatbot: You're a JUDGE? YOU'RE THE BEST ROBOT ALIVE!
  • 10:31MysteriousjillguySevn:Hmm..you know its funny,I didnt expect the monster girl to make this kind of a plan up. After how polite I was to her when she ended up in my base..
  • 10:32Invader JibJaz: Yeah right, that looked like some kind of LIVE DISECTION, ya weirdo.
  • 10:32MysteriousjillguyLurk:Wait what
  • 10:32CravitusSkabb: "...Dissection?"
  • 10:32MysteriousjillguySevn:Nonsense. Thats ridiculous..I-
  • 10:32CravitusSkabb: "Merciful Tallest, you didn't torture it, did you?"
  • 10:32MysteriousjillguySevn: We gave her cookies in exchange for information.
  • Sevn:Joob here must be forgetting things.
  • 10:33CravitusSkabb resisted the urge to ask what kind of cookies.
  • 10:33Long TimeHatbot: Jib? WHERE?
  • 10:33Invader JibJaz: I saw it with my own eyes, he was analyzing her organs while she was alive.
  • Jaz: I gotta say, I've seen some things, but this was messed up.
  • 10:33MysteriousjillguySevn:Well YOU were okay with it-
  • 10:33CravitusSkabb: "Isn't that what medical scanners do? Analyze organs?"
  • 10:33MysteriousjillguyLurk:What the
  • Lurk:What the heck Sevn?
  • 10:34Long TimeMario: That's.... euhhh... you were... and she was.... euaahhh..
  • 10:34Invader JibJaz: In my defence, I didn't care at all.
  • 10:34Long TimeMario: Just.
  • Mario: Euh.
  • 10:34MysteriousjillguySevn:Jaz helped me! She had NO problem with it
  • 10:34CravitusSkabb: "Regardless, what the hell, Doctor? You dissected them, and left them awake?"
  • Skabb: "That's just a disaster waiting to happen."
  • He paused.
  • 10:34Invader JibJaz: I did not help him one bit
  • 10:34CravitusSkabb: "A disaster that WAS waiting to happen."
  • 10:35Mysteriousjillguy( get reddy moorios gona get offended by this next part
  • ( oc moorio
  • Sevn: Sevn:BESIDES, shes a creature from beyond our world. An ABOMINATION.
  • Sevn*
  • 10:35Invader JibJaz: I said somethin' like "That's messed up" then continued with my buisness
  • something
  • 10:36CravitusSkabb: "While you're in the bounds of Imperial Law with this whole dissection and captivity thing, probably not the best choice."
  • 10:36MysteriousjillguySevn:I got to her first,so that makes her my experiment. Besides,after what she did, dont you think its good that I captured her? She's dangerous.
  • 10:36Long TimeMario: An abomination? Just because she's from beyond our world? Just because something isn't from around here, IT'S an abomination? Wooooow.
  • 10:36CravitusSkabb: "What do you mean, 'after what she did'?"
  • 10:36MysteriousjillguySevn:Things like her should stay in their own dimension, not ours.
  • 10:37YourFavoriteFangirl(zik: say that again mate
  • 10:37CravitusSkabb: "Doc. What do you mean, after what she did?"
  • 10:37MysteriousjillguySevn:After she attacked us of course.
  • 10:37Long TimeMario: For your information I'm DATING someone that isn't from our dimension. You should keep that to yourself, Doctor.
  • 10:37MysteriousjillguyLurk:Well..she was kind of annoying though..
  • 10:37CravitusSkabb: "Wait, what-"
  • 10:37MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Cringes* And she licked my leg..
  • 10:37Long TimeHatbot: Welp.
  • 10:37MysteriousjillguySevn:ENOUGH! We have a beast to capture.
  • Sevn:First we need an attack plan.
  • Lurk:Blow them all up.
  • Sevn:Thats not a plan.
  • 10:38CravitusSkabb: "Toss the short one," He said, pointing to lurk, "Out as bait."
  • 10:38MysteriousjillguyLurk:So?
  • 10:38CravitusSkabb: "When they move in, aim for the limbs."
  • 10:38MysteriousjillguyLurk:WHAT?! Why mean!?
  • 10:38CravitusSkabb: "Leave them unable to move."
  • 10:38Mysteriousjillguyme*
  • ( tiredness
  • Lurk:WHY NOT SEVN?!
  • 10:38CravitusSkabb: "Stun them somehow, and restrain them until backup arrives."
  • 10:38MysteriousjillguySevn:I'm a scientist.
  • Lurk:A morally ambiguous scientist.
  • 10:39Long TimeMario: *Staring at Sevn, mumbling* ..
  • 10:39MysteriousjillguySevn:Sounds good.
  • 10:39Invader JibJaz: Y'know Sevn, I think they'd want you the most
  • 10:39CravitusSkabb: "So ambush, for one. Frontal assault for two."
  • 10:39MysteriousjillguySevn:Thats what I'm counting on.
  • 10:39CravitusSkabb: "Alternatively we could hole up, draw them to us."
  • 10:40MysteriousjillguySevn:Once we recapture her I'm making sure she doesn't break out again.
  • Lurk:Sure
  • Lurk:Mario if I die tell Zik I've been using his tooth brush for unspecific activities.
  • 10:40Long TimeMario: Wait, what--
  • 10:41YourFavoriteFangirl(o h
  • 10:41Invader JibJaz: *Slowly steps away from lurk*
  • 10:41CravitusSkabb stared at Lurk for a moment.
  • 10:41Long TimeHatbot: I don't get it.
  • 10:41Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn grabs a radar device thingy*
  • 10:41Long TimeHatbot: *shrugs* LET'S GO GET SOME WEIRDOS!
  • 10:41MysteriousjillguySevn:The reactor core should be radiating some energy so this device should be able to detect it.
  • 10:42CravitusSkabb: "I honestly hope that thing can guide us better than you did."
  • 10:42MysteriousjillguySevn:If we spot the monsters trying to get us this thing should pick up their energy signatures from their weird spooky powers.
  • 10:42Long TimeMario: *Chuckles* Yeah, what he said.
  • 10:42CravitusSkabb holstered his pistol, and drew the railgun. ( Type 223 Rail Rifle for reference
  • 10:43Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn walks out of the armory with Lurk following*
  • 10:44Invader JibJaz: *Follows them*
  • 10:44Long TimeMario: *Following*
  • 10:44CravitusSkabb marched out as well, and took the rear.
  • 10:44Mysteriousjillguy
  • A little while later*
  • Sevn:Ok the radar says its about a few miles from here-
  • A trail of destruction comes up ahead*
  • Dead bodies of Skabb's forces are scattered*
  • Sevn:Wh-
  • 10:45Invader JibJaz: As I was saying-EGUHH 
  • 10:45MysteriousjillguyLurk:Oh. We're already here.
  • 10:45CravitusSkabb: "Well, then. That's heartwarming."
  • 10:45Long TimeMario: Euaaooh... geez...
  • 10:45MysteriousjillguyLurk:Well Hatbot, time to be bait. You go ahead and try to get their attention-
  • 10:46CravitusHe grabbed some ammunition from the bodies.
  • 10:46Long TimeHatbot: WHAT!? I'M TOO INNOCENT TO DIE!
  • 10:46Mysteriousjillguy
  • Quiet evil laughs are heard from ahead*
  • 10:46CravitusSkabb: "I guess a moment of silence is too much to ask..." He growled, looking towards the laughter.
  • 10:47Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn fires his cannon,blowing a hole through a pile of wreckage*
  • Sevn:SHOW YOURSELVESA
  • Lurk:THE POWER OF THE RIFT GODS COMPELLS YOU!
  • 10:47Invader JibJaz: *Pulls her laser machine gun up*
  • 10:47MysteriousjillguySevn:What?
  • 10:47Long TimeMario: *Pulling out his stun rod, looking forward* We should pro-- WOAAH! Sevn, that's not going to help.
  • 10:47CravitusSkabb sighed, and took cover.
  • 10:47Mysteriousjillguy
  • The wreckage pile explodes*
  • Maz:WAITA NO! THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO KEEP THEM OUT!
  • 10:47CravitusSkabb motioned to Mario to do the same.
  • 10:48Mysteriousjillguy????:Oh sorry.
  • 10:48Long TimeMario: *Takes cover beside Skabb*
  • 10:48Mysteriousjillguy
  • The cleared wreckage reveals a destroyed doorway,leading to a large generator room*
  • 10:48CravitusSkabb: "This isn't gonna be pretty..."
  • 10:48Long TimeMario: I can tell.
  • 10:48Invader JibJaz: Oh is that what we're-*Takes cover*
  • 10:48CravitusSkabb: "We just blew the element of surprise.
  • Skabb: "Somewhat literally."
  • 10:48MysteriousjillguyMaz:CURSES! My poorly constructed wreckage barrier failed!
  • Maz teleports in the middle of the reactor room*
  • Maz:NO MATTER...
  • 10:49Long TimeHatbot: Ooooh I GET IT! Blew. Explosions. Element. EHEHEH, good one Skrubb.
  • 10:49Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn and Lurk walk into the room*
  • Sevn:WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING?!
  • Lurk:But Jaz already told us-
  • Sevn:Oh right.
  • 10:49CravitusSkabb: "Just shoot her!"
  • 10:49MysteriousjillguySevn:Welp,time to die.
  • 10:50Invader JibJaz: *heads behind them*
  • 10:50Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn points his cannon at Maz*
  • Maz:NOSOFAST
  • NOT*
  • Maz:BEHOLD! MY MINIONS!
  • 10:50CravitusSkabb: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvjJcaVJlH0
  • 10:50Invader JibJaz: You have minions? You mean there's MORE of those trashbags?
  • 10:50CravitusSkabb: "SHOOT HERRRR"
  • 10:50MysteriousjillguyMaz:I said...uh...BEHOLD MY MINIONS
  • Maz:...
  • Maz:GET OUT HERE YOU IDIOTS
  • 10:51Cravitus(skabb is totally piccolo right now in abridged (in like the scene where he's yelling at gohan in training
  • 10:51Long TimeHatbot: INFLICT A GUNSHOT WOUND INTO HERRR
  • (dodge
  • 10:51Cravitus( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIB8AY0CJjE
  • 10:51Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar sits,playing cards with the stus*
  • Zathar:Huh?
  • Maz:*Facepalm*
  • Maz:REMEMBER THE TALK WE HAD-
  • 10:52Invader JibJaz: You're taking you're good old time with THAT SHOT, SEVN
  • 10:52CravitusSkabb growled, and shot a red-hot spike into the table.
  • 10:52MysteriousjillguyZathar:Geez relax babe. I'll wipe the floor with these...uh..something that rhymes with floor.
  • 10:52CravitusSkabb: "Uncalibrated optics..." He muttered, adjusting the rifle's sights.
  • 10:52MysteriousjillguySevn:*Shoots the cannon at Maz*
  • Maz:NOW BEHOLD MY MINIONS FOR THE FIFTH TI-AUUOIUWW
  • Maz flies into a machine,the projectile explodes*
  • Lurk:YAY!
  • 10:53CravitusSkabb raised the rifle, and fired again, the shot impaling Zathar's cards.
  • 10:53Mysteriousjillguy
  • Maz jumps out of the smoke,unscathed*
  • 10:53CravitusSkabb swore.
  • 10:53Invader JibJaz: WHAT THE
  • 10:54CravitusSkabb: "How did Ave even use these damned things?" He muttered.
  • 10:54Mysteriousjillguy( Stu_horrors_001.png ignore the sir unit its an extremely rough scrapped design
  • 10:54Long Time(deer mother of irk
  • (deer mother
  • 10:55Invader JibJaz: *Jumps into the room and randomly punches Cringina*
  • Jaz: I GOT HER OFF HER GAURD RUN
  • 10:55MysteriousjillguyLurk:EUGHH GROSS THERES MORE OF THEM?!
  • nvader JibJaz: *Rolls and runs back to the room exit*
  • Jaz: Uhh...I'm not good with planning under pressure
  • Welcome to the Irken Empire Wiki chat 
  • 10:56CravitusSkabb growled, and fired again, the round whistling between Cringina's antennae
  • (Skabb right now: https://youtu.be/YIB8AY0CJjE?t=32
  • 10:56MysteriousjillguySlooch:*Purple fire appears in his hands*
  • Slooch:Welctomth to youpth death irkennthh
  • Slooch:*Spits as he talks onto Jaz's face*
  • 10:57Invader JibJaz: ...What was that
  • 10:57Long TimeMario: I honestly can't understand a word you're saying.
  • 10:57Invader JibJaz: GROSS
  • Jaz: GET YOUR FILTHY TRASHBAG GERMS OFF MY FACE
  • 10:57MysteriousjillguySlooch:I said WELCOMETHPTH TU HYER DEETHFHPH
  • 10:57CravitusSkabb's helmet smoked as it tried to process what they just said, and failed.
  • 10:57MysteriousjillguySlooch:DEGHFYHGJGHJHGKJKHTHH
  • Lurk shoots Slooch in the face*
  • Slooch:HEYHHTHNOFAIRRTHTATSNOTPLAYINGGGHRFAIRGHHHGHH
  • 10:57Long TimeHatbot: JESUS HE'S EVEN HARDER TO UNDERSTAND THEN ZIK
  • 10:57Mysteriousjillguy
  • Slooch falls backwards*
  • Lurk:To be fair zik is much uglier.
  • 10:58CravitusSkabb fired again, this time the railgun aimed dead center on Cringina's head.
  • 10:58Invader JibJaz: *Kicks slooch in the stomach*
  • 10:58Mysteriousjillguyzathar:Oh hi.
  • Zathar punches Lurk in the face*
  • Lurk:GAUGH-
  • 10:58Invader JibJaz: *Fires the laser machine gun at Zathar*
  • 10:59Mysteriousjillguy
  • zathar jumps into the air and transforms into a ball of red and black spiky hair*
  • zathar projects himself toward Jaz*
  • 10:59Invader JibJaz: What the...
  • 10:59Long TimeMario: *Flips the Stun rod's switch, shakes it and runs over to Slooch*
  • 10:59MysteriousjillguyLurk:HEY! SPIKEY HAIR IS MY THING! Wait..
  • 10:59Invader JibJaz: WHAAAH *Tumbles*
  • 10:59MysteriousjillguySlooch:*Shoots fire out of his hands toward Mario*
  • 11:00CravitusSkabb sighed in resignation and his helmet smacked into the wreckage he used for cover, the railgun missing it's mark again.
  • 11:00Long TimeMario: *Jumping out of the way, reaching over to Slooch* *Repetitively whacks Slooch in the head*
  • 11:00CravitusSkabb growled, and slung the rifle on his back, drawing his pistol.
  • 11:00MysteriousjillguySlooch:*Spits all over Marios face in frustration and unintelligible gibberish*
  • 11:00
  • Jaz: *Gets back up*
  • Jaz: *Sigh* Why'd I even get out of bed today
  • 11:01Long TimeMario: EURHH... STOP SPITTING ALL OVER ME YOU SWINE! *Continues to whack him with the stun rod*
  • 11:01Mysteriousjillguy
  • zathar bounces off the floor in his ball form, and crashes into a machine*
  • Debris flies everywhere*
  • 11:01Invader JibJaz: *Ducks*
  • 11:02MysteriousjillguySlooch:*A hand made of pure energy comes out of his hand,Slooch mummbles demonic gibberish and the hand grows*
  • Slooch's giant hand smashes Mario into the ground*
  • Lurk:HEY!
  • 11:02Long TimeMario: EHHA-
  • 11:02CravitusSkabb sprinted over, and tackled Slooch.
  • 11:02Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk fires his cannon at Slooch,ripping a hole through his chest*
  • Slooch:BBLLAUGHH-
  • 11:02Long TimeHatbot: SMACK EM! GO GET EM!
  • 11:02Mysteriousjillguy
  • Slooch pushes Skabb off and falls over*
  • 11:03Invader JibJaz: I was gonna shoot him but at this point I thought it'd be overkill
  • 11:03Long TimeHatbot: Man. Skrubb, you gave Mayo a pretty weak weapon.
  • 11:03Mysteriousjillguy
  • The hand dissappears,Lurk runs over to Mario*
  • 11:03CravitusSkabb rolled, and sprung back to his feet.
  • 11:03MysteriousjillguyLurk:Are you still alive?
  • Slooch mummbles*
  • 11:03CravitusSkabb growled, and kicked Slooch in the gut.
  • 11:03Long TimeMario: Euhhaa...*Twitching, his hand slowly rises up, and gives a thumbs up*
  • 11:03CravitusSkabb: "Armor piercing!"
  • 11:03MysteriousjillguySevn:*Walks over,firing his laser pistol at Slooch's head*
  • 11:04CravitusSkabb's pistol darted to Slooch's legs, and barked a round through each.
  • 11:04Invader JibJaz: *looks around for the other sues*
  • 11:04Mysteriousjillguy
  • Slooch goes limp,smoke comes from his head*
  • 11:04Invader JibJaz: ..Hmmm
  • 11:04MysteriousjillguySevn:That covers this one..and the spiky one..but wheres-
  • "ENOUGH!"
  • 11:04Long TimeMario: *Getting back up* Skabb, this weapon is basically useless against them!
  • 11:04Mysteriousjillguy
  • A bright pink light comes from the other side of the room*
  • 11:05Long TimeMario: What am I even supposed to DO with this?
  • 11:05Invader JibJaz: *jumps and tumbles*
  • 11:05CravitusSkabb: "I didn't expect you to charge right at them!"
  • Skabb: "It's meant to shock people into submission!"
  • Skabb: "Not murder them!"
  • 11:05Long TimeMario: HE BARELY FLINCHED
  • 11:05Mysteriousjillguy
  • Maz glows pink,energy ribbons form around her*
  • Lurk:Uh..guys..
  • 11:05Invader JibJaz: Oh this just gets better and better doesn't it?!
  • 11:05MysteriousjillguySevn:What-
  • 11:05CravitusSkabb growled, and looked to Maz.
  • 11:05Long TimeMario: Uhhh...
  • 11:05CravitusSkabb: "Shoot her! SHOOT HER!"
  • 11:05Mysteriousjillguy
  • Maz's form shapeshifts into a swirling void of flesh*
  • 11:06CravitusHe raised his pistol, and snapped off three shots into the void.
  • 11:06Long TimeMario: I would if I DIDN'T HAVE A COMPLETELY USELESS WEAPON-
  • 11:06Invader JibJaz: *Rapidly shoots the void of flesh*
  • 11:06Long TimeHatbot: Ewww! She looks even uglier.
  • 11:06MysteriousjillguyLurk:Wait! You gotta wait for the transformation to finish,THATS HOW IT WORKS IN THESE TYPES OF THINGS-
  • The shots deflect*
  • 11:06CravitusSkabb stared for a moment in disbelief.
  • 11:06Invader JibJaz: This isn't that dragon balls show where everyone has to gasp at for ten minutes
  • 11:07CravitusSkabb: "...Now may be a good time to run, actually."
  • 11:07Mysteriousjillguy
  • the void of flesh forms into a human like figure,glowing light pink*
  • Sevn:Dragon balls? Eugh Jaz thats disgusting.
  • 11:07Invader JibJaz: That's not what I-
  • 11:07Long TimeHatbot: Geez Jaz.
  • 11:07Mysteriousjillguy
  • Clothes forms on the figure*
  • The figure transforms into Maz's disguise*
  • 11:07Invader JibJaz: This is what I get for trying to pirate the animu channel
  • 11:07Long TimeHatbot: EWWWWWW. SHE LOOKS EVEN UGLIERRRR
  • 11:07CravitusSkabb: "I hate interdimensional cases so much..."
  • 11:07MysteriousjillguyLurk:MOTHER OF-
  • 11:07Long TimeHatbot: HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE AUHGHH...
  • 11:08CravitusSkabb: "Too much weird."
  • 11:08MysteriousjillguyMaz:Hayyyy guyyssss
  • 11:08CravitusSkabb gagged.
  • 11:08Invader JibJaz: *Gags*
  • 11:08MysteriousjillguyMaz:I've totally got a new beautiful form.
  • 11:08Long TimeMario: Euhhhgg...
  • 11:08MysteriousjillguyMaz:You like it?
  • 11:08Invader JibJaz: YOU LOOK LIKE A TRASHY SCUMBAG
  • 11:08Long TimeMario: You look disgusting.
  • 11:08MysteriousjillguyMaz:Like totally and-
  • 11:08Long TimeMario: Reflects your personality, doesn't it? *Grins*
  • 11:08Mysteriousjillguy( Obnoxious_maz.png her horrible disguise
  • Lurk:My god...
  • Lurk:Whuh..
  • Lurk:What is this FEELING?!
  • 11:09YourFavoriteFangirl(lol hey lurk, mario
  • 11:09MysteriousjillguyLurk:Sudden...LACK OF HATRED TOWARD THIS...CREATURE
  • 11:09Invader JibJaz: ...WHAT
  • 11:09YourFavoriteFangirl(i wonder who's the worst mary sue maz or old menami
  • (:'D
  • 11:09Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk's eyes begin to roll back into his head*
  • 11:09Long Time(lol
  • 11:09CravitusSkabb looked at Lurk with disbelief.
  • 11:09MysteriousjillguySevn:Ew..
  • 11:09YourFavoriteFangirl(face off
  • 11:09Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk's eyes roll up, revealing hearts for pupils*
  • 11:09YourFavoriteFangirl(i'd pay to see that happen
  • 11:09MysteriousjillguyLurk:THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATURE CANNOT BE HARMED!
  • 11:09Long TimeMario: *Running over to Lurk, shaking him* SNAP OUT OF IT MAN!
  • 11:10MysteriousjillguyLurk:SHE MUST BE WORSHIPPED!
  • 11:10Invader JibJaz: How can you LIKE THAT
  • 11:10MysteriousjillguyLurk:NO! GET OFF ME! UNBELIEVER!
  • 11:10CravitusSkabb sighed, and aimed his pistol at Lurk.
  • 11:10Invader JibJaz: HAVE YOU NO TASTE?!
  • 11:10Long TimeMario: *Slapping Lurk* SENSES, USE YOUR COMMON SENSE LURK.
  • 11:10Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk pushes Mario away*
  • 11:10YourFavoriteFangirl(mind control gasp
  • 11:10CravitusSkabb: "Ten seconds till I pull this trigger."
  • 11:10MysteriousjillguySevn:He had common sense?
  • 11:10CravitusSkabb: "Ten."
  • 11:10Long TimeMario: Oh for God's Sake--
  • 11:10CravitusSkabb: "Nine."
  • 11:10MysteriousjillguyMaz:I wouldnt like,totally do that Skabby.
  • 11:10CravitusSkabb: "Eight."
  • Skabb: "Seven."
  • 11:10Long TimeMario: Skabb. DON'T kill Lurk.
  • 11:10Mysteriousjillguy
  • Skabb's gun glows pink, and floats roward her*
  • 11:10Invader JibJaz: Skabby...that sounds like some kind of infection, ech
  • 11:10CravitusSkabb: "The heck?!"
  • 11:11MysteriousjillguySkabby:This little like totally cute spiky kid is like,totally your only information source for other dimensions,boi.
  • MA
  • 11:11YourFavoriteFangirl(i want to throw menami in this rp so she can just go "wtf"
  • 11:11Long TimeHatbot: Wait a minute! If she can control Lurk, why aren't we mindless slaves like him??
  • 11:11Mysteriousjillguy
  • MAz
  • ( keyboarRDR
  • 11:11Cravitus(skabb is suddenly a mary sue human girl floating
  • (wat
  • 11:11Mysteriousjillguy( skabb with valley girl voice
  • ( totally
  • 11:11YourFavoriteFangirl(lOL
  • 11:11Long Time(skabb is truly the sue
  • 11:11Cravitus(skabb: I AM... THE SUE!
  • 11:12Mysteriousjillguy( keyboard has been messing up
  • ( causing typosss
  • 11:12Long Time("Skabb:This little like totally cute spiky kid" skabbxlurk
  • 11:12Mysteriousjillguy( n o
  • 11:12CravitusSkabb growled, and raised his arm, pointing it at lurk.
  • Skabb: "Five!"
  • 11:12Long Timehttp://prntscr.com/8kwvz2 )
  • 11:12MysteriousjillguyMaz:Along with this BOOK I like totally own.
  • 11:12CravitusSkabb: "Four!"
  • Skabb: "Three!"
  • 11:12Mysteriousjillguy
  • Maz takes out the book of paranormal spooky stuff*
  • Sevn:THE BOOK!
  • 11:13Long TimeMario: *Running over to Skabb, smacking the gun away* Are you DEAF!? Don't KILL him.
  • 11:13YourFavoriteFangirl(menami: man, this is like the time when zeerk had a crush on me
  • 11:13Invader JibJaz: *Shoots Maz while she takes it out*
  • 11:13Long Time(pff
  • 11:13Mysteriousjillguy
  • The shot deflects*
  • 11:13Invader JibJaz Ugh
  • 11:13MysteriousjillguyMaz:*Snobby laughter*
  • 11:13Invader Jib
  • Jaz:
  • 11:13CravitusSkabb growled, and pointed the arm towards the Book, and a plasma-flare fired into it.
  • 11:13Mysteriousjillguy
  • The flare disentigrates*
  • Maz:Time for you punks to like totally LEAVE
  • 11:13CravitusSkabb growled, and drew the rifle.
  • 11:14Mysteriousjillguy
  • Maz's hands become engulfed in pink fire*
  • Sevn:We should run.
  • 11:14Invader JibJaz: *Runs*
  • 11:14Long TimeMario: Can you use "like" properly? You're reaaaaally annoying.
  • 11:14Mysteriousjillguy
  • zathar jumps forward,holding a weapon*
  • Jaz: Like, learrn to say things right-Eugh I'm doing it now somebody punch me
  • 11:14Long TimeHatbot: What about Lurk?
  • 11:14CravitusSkabb grunted, and lifted mario, tossing him after the group.
  • 11:14MysteriousjillguyMaz:*Shoots pink lighting out of her hand,shocking Mario&
  • 11:14Invader JibJaz: *Ducks*
  • 11:14MysteriousjillguyMaz:HAWHAWHAWHAW
  • 11:14Long TimeMario: EHY-- *falls over*
  • 11:14CravitusSkabb's gauntlets produced chainsaws once more.
  • 11:15Long TimeMario: Euhhhh... I reaaaaaally hate you...
  • 11:15MysteriousjillguyLurk:YOUR LAUGH IS SO BEAUTIFUL MAz! SO MUCH BETTER THEN FIONNA! I love you.
  • Maz:Your worship like totally pleases me or whatever.
  • 11:15YourFavoriteFangirl(*at the end of this rp* mario: *tired stumbles into menami's apartment* menami: oh hi mario, how was your day mario: oh well while you've been watching tv all day i was dealing with a mary sue menami: sounds nice
  • 11:15Long TimeHatbot: Wait.. he likes her more than Fionna? This is unbelievable, geez
  • 11:15CravitusSkabb looked from Maz to Zathar.
  • 11:15MysteriousjillguyMaz:*Kisses Lurk on the forehead*
  • Lurk:DUhhhhhuhuhh
  • 11:15Long Time(lol XDD
  • 11:15Invader JibJaz: HE'S BECOMING ONE OF THEM
  • 11:16Mysteriousjillguyzathar:*Looks at Maz,a bit worried*
  • 11:16YourFavoriteFangirl(:'D
  • 11:16Mysteriousjillguyzathar:Say uh..baby cakes..uh..shouldnt ye be kissin me-
  • 11:16YourFavoriteFangirl(jaz: *tin foil hat*
  • 11:16Invader Jib(yes
  • 11:16MysteriousjillguyMaz:Sure whatever I'll do it later.
  • 11:16YourFavoriteFangirl(jaz: the alien mind control devices cannot get to me
  • 11:16Long TimeHatbot: I bring this question up again. Why aren't we mindcontrolled like Lurk?
  • 11:16CravitusSkabb growled, and lunged at Zathar.
  • 11:16MysteriousjillguySevn:Lurk's feeble mind must find humans attractive.
  • 11:16Long TimeMario: Oh I don't know, because Lurk has a painfully obvious thing FOR BLONDES?
  • 11:16CravitusSkabb: "Less talk, more action!"
  • 11:16Invader JibJaz: EW WHAT
  • 11:17Mysteriousjillguy
  • Maz fires pink lasers at the group*
  • Sevn:WE SHOULD REALLY RETREAT SKABB-
  • 11:17Invader JibJaz: You mean he likes that weird plant growing out of her head
  • Jaz: BLONDES SUCK
  • 11:17CravitusSkabb: "Leave me, I'll be fine!" He shouted.
  • 11:17Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn fires a few lasers at the stus,missing* *He runs out of the room*
  • 11:17CravitusSkabb tackled Zathar.
  • 11:17YourFavoriteFangirl(plot twist: menami is more attractive than maz will ever be
  • 11:17CravitusSkabb: "WE HAVE UNFINISHED BUSINESS!"
  • 11:17Invader JibJaz: *Runs*
  • 11:18MysteriousjillguySevn:Skabb,besides me and the others,I'm betting you and I will be the only ones to survive. We NEED you.
  • ( the typos
  • ( it burnnsss
  • 11:18Long TimeMario: Really... uhhgggg...
  • 11:18MysteriousjillguySevn:C'mon Skabb we'll think of a plan later!
  • 11:18Invader JibJaz: Okay Sevn I'll remember who to use as a human shield
  • 11:18Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk fires his cannon at Skabb,barely missing*
  • Lurk:ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!
  • athar:Time to go mate.
  • 11:19CravitusSkabb bashed Zathar's head into the floor, and prepared to ram an armsaw into their stomach.
  • 11:19Mysteriousjillguyzathar*
  • zathar transforms into a hairball,pushing Skabb off him*
  • 11:19Long TimeMario: *Getting up* *Sighing* I really.. REALLY don't want to do this. But you're being super uncooperative.
  • 11:19Invader JibJaz: *Hits Lurk in the head with the back of her gun*
  • 11:19CravitusSkabb shouted in surprise, and went flying towards the rest of the group.
  • 11:20Long TimeMario: *Running over to Lurk, whipping out his Stun rod*
  • 11:20YourFavoriteFangirl(concept: mario is actually really good at fighting
  • 11:20Cravitus(hahahano-
  • 11:20Long TimeMario: *Tackling him, whacking him with his Stun rod* GET. YOUR. SENSES. INTACT.
  • (krev
  • (u wanna fite
  • 11:20MysteriousjillguyLurk:ALL HAIL MAZ! *yells at Mario with a sickening smile on his face*
  • 11:20YourFavoriteFangirl(XDD
  • 11:20MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Bites into Mario's arm*
  • 11:21CravitusSkabb suddenly landed atop Lurk, his short flight ending.
  • 11:21MysteriousjillguySevn:Mario! ITS NO USE,GET OVER HERE BEFORE WE ALL DIE-
  • ( why did i read that in silvers voice
  • 11:21Invader JibJaz: This is a clustef-
  • 11:21YourFavoriteFangirl(l O L
  • 11:21Long TimeMario: *Ignoring the pain, continues to shock Lurk with the Stun rod harder and harder* LURK. LURK YOU NEED TO STOP. YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS
  • 11:21Mysteriousjillguy( sevn:its n0 use1111
  • Sevn:Skabb,GET MARIO OUT OF HERE
  • 11:21CravitusSkabb groaned, and got to his feet.
  • 11:22MysteriousjillguySevn:Jaz,cover Skabb while he gets Mario.
  • 11:22CravitusSkabb: "Affirmative!" He barked, grabbing Lurk by his shirt collar and Mario by his arm.
  • 11:22Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn gives Jaz his laser pistols*
  • 11:22Invader JibJaz: *Takes the laser pistols and fires at the other sues*
  • 11:22Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk glows pink,and floats over to Maz*
  • Maz:Sorry I'll be keeping him for now.
  • Maz:*Evil snobbish laughter*
  • 11:23Invader JibJib: Welp, we lost him for good.
  • 11:23Long TimeMario: *Squirming, trying to kick himself away from Skabb, arms flailing around* RHNN, LET ME GO! They CAN'T just take Lurk like that!
  • 11:23MysteriousjillguyLurk:Sorry Mario.
  • 11:23CravitusSkabb: "Forget him, he's gone!"
  • 11:23Long TimeMario: SHUT UP.
  • 11:23YourFavoriteFangirl(were menami in this rp rn she'd likely be mauling maz to death lol
  • 11:23MysteriousjillguyLurk:I'm with her now. *Smiles with a creepy grin,looking Mario in the eye*
  • 11:23Long TimeMario: ... RHHNNN, SKABB. LET GO OF ME. NOW.
  • 11:23MysteriousjillguyLurk:Shes better then you and the others could ever be. But dont worry
  • 11:24Cravitus(whatever happened to skabb's pistol after maz took it anyway
  • 11:24YourFavoriteFangirl(she'd be a more intensified angry mario like "no nobody gets away with taking lurk ok"
  • 11:24Cravitus(lurk pm
  • 11:24MysteriousjillguyLurk:You'll join us soon.
  • 11:24Long TimeMario: ....
  • 11:24Invader JibJaz: *Gags* Yeah keep dreaming.
  • 11:24MysteriousjillguyLurk:S O O N *Lurk's heart pupils grow in size*
  • 11:24YourFavoriteFangirl(maz: im a bisexual *winks at jaz* jaz: fuck
  • 11:24Long TimeMario: *Whacks Skabb with his stun rod, kicking him* *Breaking free of his grasp, and runs back towards to Lurk*
  • 11:25Mysteriousjillguy
  • Skabb and Mario glow pink,Maz's telekinesis throws them toward Sevn*
  • Sevn:AHHH-
  • 11:25Long TimeMario: NO. EUHG--
  • 11:25CravitusSkabb: *Unintelligible*
  • 11:25Long TimeHatbot: Calm down Mario! You're gonna get us fried!
  • 11:25Invader JibJaz: *RUNS*
  • 11:25Mysteriousjillguy
  • zathar grabs Jaz and throws her out of the room*
  • 11:25Invader JibJaz: Oh
  • Jaz: ..HEY-
  • 11:25CravitusSkabb smacked into the ground headfirst by Sevn, and lay limp.
  • 11:25Mysteriousjillguy
  • Maz's telekinesis grabs a bunch of machines and throws them at the entrance,blocking them from coming back in*
  • 11:26YourFavoriteFangirl(oh god i misread that
  • (>miz's telekinsis i need jesus
  • 11:26Mysteriousjillguy( n o
  • 11:26Invader JibJaz: *Gets back up*
  • 11:26YourFavoriteFangirl(iTS LIKE OLD TIMES
  • 11:26MysteriousjillguySevn:Eh uh..sorry about your friend Mario. We'll get his body back after this for a funeral. Or something.
  • 11:26Long TimeMario: *Getting back up, and starts punching the machines* RHHH RHH RH! *Slowing down, and kneels*..
  • 11:26Mysteriousjillguy
  • The sues laughter is heard from the blockade*
  • 11:27Long TimeMario: Before, I just wanted to get home.
  • Mario: Now.
  • Mario: Now, I'm going to hurt them.
  • 11:27MysteriousjillguySevn:Hmm..well..seeing that Maz is all powerful now..uh..
  • Sevn:I'm not sure what we can do..um..
  • 11:27YourFavoriteFangirl(mario: someone stole lurk... this calls for drastic measures *calls menami* menami: hi whats up- mario: they took him menami: IM ON MY WAY
  • 11:27Long TimeMario: Shut up. I don't care.
  • 11:27Invader JibJaz: Why don't we just send 'em all out into space? Sure we'd be breaking Sevn's stuff but who even cares
  • 11:28MysteriousjillguySevn:Uh..well Skabb,what do you think we should do-
  • Sevn:...Skabb..?
  • 11:28CravitusSkabb continued to lay limp.
  • 11:28Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn pokes him*
  • 11:28Invader JibJaz: That or we could cut off their power, but I don't know how that's possible.
  • 11:28MysteriousjillguySevn:...Sweet Irkus..
  • 11:28Invader JibJaz: *Looks at Skabb* Oh...oh geez
  • 11:28Long Time(menami would cat claw maz to death
  • 11:28YourFavoriteFangirl(^
  • (do not provoke the menami, the menami is aggressive when provoked
  • 11:29MysteriousjillguySevn:Well..um..
  • Sevn:Hmmm
  • 11:29Long TimeMario: Gun. *Antennae twitch* Someone give me a gun.
  • 11:29MysteriousjillguySevn:Hmmm
  • Sevn:Wait..
  • 11:29Invader JibJaz: *Hands him one of the pistols*
  • 11:29Long TimeHatbot: Are you okay Mario-- Mario: I SAID SOMEONE GIVE ME A GUN.
  • 11:30Invader JibJaz: I just did, cool it.
  • 11:30Long TimeMario: *Takes the pistol*
  • 11:30MysteriousjillguySevn:Perhaps we could get the monsters from my experiment hub...er..unless Maz already got to them..
  • 11:30Long Time(i don't think mario has ever been this angry before
  • 11:30MysteriousjillguySevn:Err..or maybe that would cause more destruction..
  • 11:30YourFavoriteFangirl(mario is thirsty today
  • 11:30Long Time(oh--
  • 11:30YourFavoriteFangirl(:'DD
  • 11:30MysteriousjillguySevn:Hmm..ok..Skabb is apparently dead...my robot suit is destroyed...the power's off..we lost that spikey haired kid..uh..
  • Sevn:Maz is somehow invincible now...
  • Sevn:Well
  • 11:31Long TimeMario: You know what you could do? Say something I DON'T know already.
  • Mario: That would be FANTASTIC.
  • 11:31Invader JibJaz: Like I said, we might have to self-destruct that part of the station.
  • 11:31MysteriousjillguySevn:The only logical thing we can probably do is find some way to get the power back on.
  • 11:32Invader JibJaz: Unless they can breath in space..hmm..
  • 11:32MysteriousjillguySevn:Jaz,theyre in the main REACTOR CORE,if we blow it up,we're dead.
  • Sevn:And I found Maz in the void of space without protection of any kind,I'm guessing she can breathe out there.
  • 11:32Long Time(kreb pm
  • Mario: *Ignoring what Sevn is saying, walks over to Skabb*
  • 11:33Invader JibJaz: Any reason we can't just abandoned the station?
  • 11:33MysteriousjillguySevn:Well, lets go look for some supplies to fix the generator or something-
  • 11:33Long TimeMario: *Glances at his body* *Grumbles, taking some of his grenades, and his railgun*.
  • Invader JibJaz: What do we do once the power's back on exactly?
  • 11:34MysteriousjillguySevn:We'll figure that out later.
  • 11:35Invader JibJaz: O-kay then.
  • 11:36Long TimeMario: *Reaches down for his helmet*
  • 11:37CravitusSkabb's body suddenly jolted, and his hands flew to Mario's arm. He coughed a few times, and looked up. Skabb: "...Helmet stays on."
  • 11:37Long TimeMario: Oh, you're alive. Not useless anymore.
  • 11:37CravitusSkabb groaned, and sat up.
  • Skabb: "How long was I out?"
  • 11:37Long TimeMario: I want to get going IMMEDIATELY. Those idiots need to be dealt with.
  • Hatbot: OOOH YAY! Robot buddy is back!
  • 11:38Invader JibJaz: Alright, let's do...whatever we were gonna do, I don't care.
  • 11:39Long TimeHatbot: You were out for 15 days. Or 15 minutes. Something like that.
  • 11:39MysteriousjillguySevn:Lets get moving.
  • 11:39CravitusSkabb stood up, and strode over to one of the Subjugator corpses, taking a new pistol and some ammunition.
  • 11:39Mysteriousjillguy
  • Meanwhile*
  • Maz:*Cackles*
  • Maz:*She floats above the floor*
  • Maz:Lets check on our totally hot guest.
  • Maz floats over into a broken door, and pushes it away*
  • Maz:How're you doing sweetie pie?
  • eerk:Shut up.
  • zeerk*
  • (keyboard
  • 11:41YourFavoriteFangirl(shes got zeerk too man, more menami bait right there-
  • (double the mauling
  • 11:41MysteriousjillguyMaz:So uh, hows that reactor core stuff going on?
  • zeerk:I'm figuring out how to get the energy into your stupid disgusting excuse of a form. Its going to take a while though.
  • zeerk has mechanian tentacles plugged into a computer,hes covered in bruises*
  • Maz:I'd like totally watch that tounge of yours,stud. Lurk isnt feeling so well.
  • Lurk walks in*
  • Lurk:Hi.
  • eerk:What..? What did you do to LURK?
  • Maz:He's mine now.
  • Lurk:She is PURTY
  • zeerk:You DOG PILE,when the others come-
  • Maz:The others? You mean those weaklings? When they come,I'm going to finish them off for good.
  • Maz:Then it'll just be me,you, and lurk. Snuggling together through time and space. *Pink fire forms in her hand* It'll be pretty nice.
  • 11:45Long Time(why did that remind me of bill cipher
  • 11:45MysteriousjillguyMaz:Once I absorb the energy from the reactor,me and my friends will be unstoppable. I'll turn this entire galaxy into..uh..a galaxy..uh..FILLED WITH ...MY MIND SLAVES
  • 11:45YourFavoriteFangirl(oo h
  • 11:45MysteriousjillguyLurk:Yeh issa gonna be kool.
  • 11:45Cravitus(lurk y u talk like jar jar binks
  • 11:45MysteriousjillguyMaz:Now get back to..uh..doing tech stuff
  • 11:45Long Time(oh god
  • 11:45YourFavoriteFangirl("I'll turn this entire galaxy into..uh..a galaxy..uh..FILLED WITH ...MY MIND SLAVES"
  • 11:45Long Time(he did too-
  • 11:45YourFavoriteFangirl(maz is a lesbian confirmed
  • 11:46Mysteriousjillguy(lurk:MEESA ENJOYING MAz VERY MUCH
  • (skabb:*shoots lurk*
  • 11:46Long Time(kill jar jar lurk
  • (kill it with fire
  • 11:46YourFavoriteFangirl(XDDD
  • 11:46Cravitus(skabb: there was no salvaging him
  • 11:46Mysteriousjillguy(skabb:It had to be done
  • ( mario:it was for the best
  • (*violin*
  • 11:46Long Time(even hatbot would agree that would be the right thing to do
  • 11:47Mysteriousjillguyzathar:*Looks from outside the room,worried*
  • zathar:Hmm...
  • zathar:Slooch,you think Maz doesnt like me anymore?
  • Slooch:*Spitting noises*
  • zathar:...
  • A few hours later*
  • 11:48Long Time(whenever slooch talks i can't help but read it in daffy duck's voice (so much spitting
  • 11:48Mysteriousjillguy( no
  • ( donald
  • 11:48Cravitus(as a side note skabb shot holes through both of slooch's legs
  • 11:48Mysteriousjillguy( slooch:*angry gibberish*
  • 11:48Cravitus(skabb will face slooch's lispy wrath
  • 11:48YourFavoriteFangirl(i thought you were gonna say donald trump
  • 11:48Mysteriousjillguy( om
  • 11:48YourFavoriteFangirl(well his hair is a bird if that counts
  • (XDDD
  • 11:48Long Time(slooch is donald trump confirmed
  • 11:49Mysteriousjillguy( slooch:we need to kill all the dimensional immigrants
  • 11:49YourFavoriteFangirl(omfg
  • 11:49Mysteriousjillguyzathar:Say uh hows those wounds doing?
  • Slooch:Pfdttghy good. kinda hurthssthough
  • Slooch's wounds grotesquely regenerate*
  • zathar:that was disturbing
  • MEANWHILE AGAIN*
  • Sevn:*Looks around in a dark room*
  • 11:50Invader JibJaz: What the, WE"VE BEEN DOING NOTHING FOR LIKE FIFTEEN MINUTES YOU MORONS
  • 11:50Long TimeMario: Do you understand what walking is?
  • 11:50MysteriousjillguySevn:*looks for supplies*
  • 11:51Long Time(brb
  • 11:51YourFavoriteFangirl(oh god i think i found another zik theme why do so many themes fit hiiiim
  • ("dream land"
  • 11:51Invader JibJaz: Yeah well WE'RE GOING SO SLOW, this is an emergency or something.
  • 11:52CravitusSkabb: "It could be worse. You could have your heart stop for like five minutes after being thrown across a room."
  • 11:53Invader JibJaz: ...Yeah that does sound worse
  • (Wait pause
  • Mysteriousjillguy(*
  • ( you mean like bayformers-
  • 12:00Cravitus(why does the robot moo
  • (whyyyyy
  • (it looks nothing like a cow
  • 12:00Mysteriousjillguy( srsly third movie had unspecific red liquids pour out of them with no explaniation
  • ( other to be
  • ( edgy
  • ( other then to be*
  • ( brb
  • Welcome to the Irken Empire Wiki chat 
  • 12:04Mysteriousjillguy( moorio r u back
  • ( melting process will begin sooonn
  • ( that or im just tired
  • ( om
  • ( found old lork comment
  • ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXp5q-K4wjM
  • ( "OHHHH OHHH OHHHH OHH OHHH"
  • Mysteriousjillguy blew airhorns
  • 12:06YourFavoriteFangirl(oH
  • 12:08Mysteriousjillguy( lork forgot about planned maz fanservice
  • ( must prepare
  • 12:08YourFavoriteFangirl(o h
  • 12:08Invader Jib(what
  • 12:08Mysteriousjillguy( gasp
  • ( i know
  • ( maz gains beautiful human legs and kicks them
  • ( because magic
  • ( om
  • ( anime satire jokes
  • ( yes
  • ( maz will transform into an anime girl
  • 12:09Cravitus(ffs mario it's been like 20 minutes
  • 12:09Mysteriousjillguy( and fire lasssersss
  • ( chibi fanservice maz
  • ( lassseersss
  • ( it will happen when maz begins to draw power from the reactor
  • 12:12Cravitus(brbfoods
  • (i wonder if vex will be on
  • 12:12Mysteriousjillguy(rip
  • 12:13Long Time(back
  • 12:13Mysteriousjillguy( hopefully moorio will be back as soon as krob retu-
  • ( o h
  • 12:13Cravitus(nvm krev stays then
  • 12:13Long Time(i sensed a disturbance in the jar, continue rping
  • 12:13Mysteriousjillguy
  • A supply closet door creaks open near Jaz*
  • Sevn:*Looks through storage boxes*
  • (j00b
  • ( the matrix is in there
  • 12:14Invader Jib(oh sorry
  • 12:14Mysteriousjillguy( get g1 jazz to get it
  • 12:14Invader JibJaz: *looks in the closet*
  • 12:14Mysteriousjillguy
  • A red light flickers*
  • Its at the end of the room*
  • 12:15Invader JibJaz: Huh..
  • Jaz: *Walks over to the red light*
  • 12:15CravitusSkabb: "Hm?"
  • 12:15Mysteriousjillguy
  • A red smile lights up,along with eyes*
  • "HELLO."
  • 12:15CravitusSkabb grunted, and drew his pistol.
  • 12:15Mysteriousjillguy
  • A creepy looking sir unit pops up in Jaz's face*
  • 12:15Invader JibJaz: Who are you? Not another one of those things, right?
  • 12:15Long TimeMario: *readying his stun rod* ..
  • 12:15Mysteriousjillguy???:THAT DEPENDS. WHO WANTS TO KNOW?
  • ???:Just kidding. That was a joke. Laughter.
  • 12:16Long TimeHatbot: Oooh, OOH ME!
  • Hatbot: Aw, that was a joke? I wanted to know.
  • 12:16MysteriousjillguyKiz:My name is K.I.Z.
  • 12:16Invader JibJaz: That name sounds kinda famillar..
  • 12:16YourFavoriteFangirl(mario: i feel very confused at that
  • 12:16Invader JibJaz: Eh. It's probably nothing
  • 12:16Long TimeHatbot: Kiz? That's a really bizarre name that no one else will probably ever have.
  • 12:17Mysteriousjillguy( moorio pm
  • 12:17Invader JibJaz: Anyway, what were you doing in this closet
  • ?
  • 12:17MysteriousjillguyKiz:I noticed you have a problem I could help you with. Exclamation point.
  • 12:17Long Time(mario would be seriously confused if this wasn't before he met kiz
  • Mario: *shrugs*
  • 12:18YourFavoriteFangirl(lol-
  • 12:18Mysteriousjillguy
  • Kiz's red simple looking smile frowned eerily slowly*
  • 12:18Invader Jib(wait what, but he said he was dating someone from another dimesion-
  • 12:18MysteriousjillguyKiz:Maz was not a very nice owner. Sad face.
  • ( joob shhh that will be edited
  • 12:18Long Time(that reminds me of that one toontown video (frowny face
  • 12:18Invader Jib
  • (why was h offended by sevns comments then
  • 12:18Mysteriousjillguy( jOob
  • 12:18Invader Jib(he presented that as the whole reason
  • 12:18Mysteriousjillguy( ur doin the joob thing
  • 12:18Invader Jib
  • plot hole consumes rp
  • 12:18Mysteriousjillguy( why
  • 12:18Long Time(joob i forgot
  • 12:19Mysteriousjillguy( dont bother with joob
  • 12:19Long Time(it will be edited out
  • 12:19Mysteriousjillguy( BOIL THE JOOB WITH HOT WATER-
  • Kiz:She treated me like garbage. I tried to stop her, but everyone in her world loves her. Exclamation point.
  • Kiz:Now I've come here, for your help. *Slowly tilts head*
  • 12:20Long TimeHatbot: Awww, he's so cute!
  • 12:20Mysteriousjillguy
  • Kiz's eyes telescope,his red pupils shrink*
  • Kiz:*Deep voice* I wil enjoy ripping Maz into pieces. *Head vibrates*
  • 12:20Long TimeHatbot: Euhhh.... sortaa..?
  • Hatbot: Oooh.. uhhh... euhh, not anymore..
  • 12:21MysteriousjillguyKiz:Ha. Just kidding. No I lied,I'm going to enjoy ripping her into pieces,really.
  • Kiz:Her blood will smell delicious.
  • Kiz:Now,gentlemen,I've brought a little surprise for you.
  • Kiz's eyes emit a red hologram of some sort of machine*
  • 12:21Invader JibJaz: Oh okay, so it's on our side
  • Jaz: Yeah I didn't want another one of those invincible freak stinking up the place.
  • 12:22MysteriousjillguyKiz:I call it the "De-stu-ifier". It is a machine that extracts certain..abilities from organic lifeforms.
  • Kiz:Once we trick her into going into the machine, she will be powerless. Along with a few other side effects I shouldn't mention.
  • 12:22Long TimeHatbot: What are the side effects?
  • 12:23MysteriousjillguyKiz:Your friend Lurk will also be free.
  • 12:23Long TimeMario: *Antennae perk up* Okay, now you've got my attention.
  • Mario: How does this thing work?
  • 12:23Invader JibJaz: That's awfully convienient...good thing I don't care to question it.
  • 12:24MysteriousjillguyKiz:You push the creatures into the machine, and it takes away their abilities.
  • 12:24Long TimeMario: Simple enough. Let's get going.
  • 12:25MysteriousjillguyKiz:Once they are defenseless. You can brutally murder them. Except Maz. I want to finish her off myself.
  • Kiz:It will be sweet. *Tilts head*
  • Sevn:Hmmm
  • Sevn:We'll need to make sure they dont absorb the main reactor core before we get to them.
  • Kiz:Agreed.
  • Kiz:Now,
  • Kiz:The Machine is quite large so we will have to bring her to it.
  • 12:26Invader JibJaz: ..How do we do that?
  • 12:27MysteriousjillguyKiz:I hid it in the boiler room.
  • Kiz:Hmmm
  • Kiz:Well..lets see..who is the person Maz seems to hate the most.
  • Sevn:*Antennae go up,curious*
  • Kiz eerily slowly looks toward Sevn*
  • 12:27CravitusSkabb quietly points a finger towards Sevn.
  • 12:28MysteriousjillguySevn:Uh
  • 12:28Long Time(good lord (krev i was looking at halloween hats and found this http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=328138377&searchtext= (i swear if this gets added to tf2
  • 12:28MysteriousjillguySevn:How about Jaz,she helped disect Maz y'know-
  • 12:28Cravitus(i'd wear it-
  • 12:28Invader JibJaz: I DID NO SUCH THING
  • 12:28MysteriousjillguyKiz:Mario, get the stun rod.
  • Sevn:Wait a minute-
  • 12:28CravitusSkabb smacked Sevn upside the head with his own.
  • 12:29Long TimeMario: Well, I think-
  • Mario: Or you could just do that.
  • Mario: Yeah.
  • 12:29Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn falls over,fainting*
  • Meanwhile*
  • Maz:IS IT READY YET?!
  • 12:29Cravitus(still tho mario i'd totally wear that hat
  • 12:29Long Time(sweet lord (krev the demon hotdog hat's video https://youtu.be/oudggkFayKk?t=45s
  • (i'm scarred for life
  • 12:30Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Oh yeah sure. Its ready. I hope you get cancer from the radiation-
  • Maz:*Smacks zeerk in the face*
  • 12:30YourFavoriteFangirl(zeerk: i will enjoy the sounds of your suffering
  • 12:30Long Time(krev, do you still want to wear that hat now
  • 12:30Cravitus(that is now krev's favorite scout hat aside from xenohead
  • 12:30MysteriousjillguyMaz:Alright,honey,you go into the reactor chamber first.
  • zathar:Well uh-
  • 12:30Long Time(krev, that hotdog is nightmare fuel
  • 12:30MysteriousjillguyMaz:GET INTO THE CHAMBER
  • 12:31Long Time(which is why you're probably going to upvote it
  • 12:31Cravitus(i already favorited it
  • 12:31Long Time(goddammitkrev
  • 12:31Cravitus(meanwhile metal gear based items in the workshop
  • (i love how this is like interrupting the rp
  • 12:31Long Time(demon hotdog nightmare fuel is important, krev
  • 12:31Mysteriousjillguy( lol yes
  • ( cant ignore the hot dog kreb
  • zathar:Alright...
  • Cringina:MAzzz!
  • 12:32YourFavoriteFangirl(cringina
  • (best name
  • (10/10
  • 12:33MysteriousjillguyMaz:Cringina?! Oh I forgot you existed this whole time. Anyway WHAT IS IT?
  • Cringina:THe doctor wants to see you. Or like whatever.
  • Maz:Sevn?
  • 12:33Cravitus( http://prntscr.com/8kxe8u
  • 12:33Long Time(http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=325792575&searchtext= community
  • (no
  • (community stop
  • 12:34MysteriousjillguyCringina:He says he feels gulity about what he did. Also he smelled pretty bad. But whats the point of commenting on a person's smell when the universe is so dreadful and-
  • Maz:*Ignores Cringina's horrible angsty babbling,forming an evil smirk*
  • 12:34Long Time(http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=318592828&searchtext= COMMUNITY NO-
  • 12:34Cravitus(i'd wear it
  • 12:34Mysteriousjillguy
  • Maz pushes zathar out of the way,floating into the chamber*
  • Maz laughs,the chamber suddenly glows pink*
  • 12:35Long Time(keep ind mind krev
  • (no restrictions on these hats
  • 12:35YourFavoriteFangirl(miz smells a climax coming
  • (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjw6_Z6BG6A //intensifies
  • 12:35Long Time(*f2p playing the game for the first time*
  • (*sees giant toe head soldier* (*never plays tf2 again*
  • 12:35Mysteriousjillguy
  • zeerk looks in horror,Lurk's heart pupils grow in size*
  • Meanwhile in the boiler room*
  • Sevn:*Tied up in a chair*
  • Sevn:This plan is destined for failure.
  • 12:36Cravitus( http://prntscr.com/8kxetw
  • 12:36Long Time(oh god this update is screwed-
  • 12:36MysteriousjillguyKiz:Don't be grumpy Sevn. Remember, its for science,you monster.
  • 12:36CravitusSkabb: "If it makes you feel any better, I'll do my best to blow up the station if you fail."
  • 12:36MysteriousjillguySevn:NO
  • 12:36CravitusSkabb: "Honestly, that's what I'd do in the first place, but regardless."
  • 12:36MysteriousjillguySevn:This station needs to be preserved.
  • Sevn:Jaz,if I dont make it I'm giving you this station. Protect it with your life.
  • 12:37Long TimeMario: Lurk and Zeerk come first. Then you can blow this place up, Skabb.
  • 12:37YourFavoriteFangirl(after this, zeerk went to menami's house to go cry and eat her food out of loneliness
  • (as did mario
  • 12:37Invader JibJaz: Oh cool, hopefully you don't survive then.
  • 12:38Long Time(oh-
  • 12:38CravitusSkabb: "According to the regs, I should've purged this place a while ago, actually."
  • 12:38Long TimeMario: That's good to know.
  • 12:38MysteriousjillguySevn:Thats why we're keeping this entire horrible adventure secret Skabb.
  • 12:38CravitusSkabb: "IF this plan works."
  • 12:39MysteriousjillguySevn:No one outside this circle tell anyone about any of this,or we're all getting fried.
  • Kiz:I am detecting high energy signatures nearby...
  • 12:39CravitusSkabb: "You threatening me?"
  • Skabb: "As far as you should care, I AM the law."
  • 12:39MysteriousjillguyKiz:...and for some reason the scent of...extremely powerful purefume.
  • 12:39Long TimeHatbot: It's a good thing I'm keeping it a secret with all five thousand friends I have!
  • 12:39Cravitus(dredd referenceeee
  • 12:39Long TimeHatbot: Don't worry, they're all good at keeping secrets.
  • 12:40CravitusSkabb glanced to Hatbot for a moment.
  • 12:40MysteriousjillguySevn:...Shes coming..
  • 12:40YourFavoriteFangirl(shikieiki is law
  • 12:40Mysteriousjillguy
  • Giggling echos*
  • Kiz:...Oh dear.
  • 12:40Invader JibJaz: Ech it's like someone is scratching a chalkboard
  • 12:40MysteriousjillguyKiz:It appears shes entered her final form.
  • Insane girly laughter echos*
  • 12:40Long TimeMario: Her... final from... really?
  • 12:40CravitusSkabb grimaced. Skabb: "Shouldn't we be taking cover?"
  • 12:40Mysteriousjillguy"OHHH SEVVNNNNN"
  • 12:40CravitusSkabb: "Hiding?"
  • 12:40Long Timeform*
  • Mario: Quick, everyone hide or something.
  • 12:41CravitusSkabb refused to wait for an answer, and Dragged Mario and Jaz with him behind some wreckage.
  • 12:41MysteriousjillguySevn:Oh god. SWEET XENO. MOTHER OF IRK! LET ME OUT! LETMEOUTLETMEOUT! *Struggles in the chair*
  • 12:41Invader JibJaz: Judging by what I've seen on televeision, that means she'll scream about her power levels for at least 10 hours. Maybe more.
  • 12:41Mysteriousjillguy
  • Kiz hides with them*
  • 12:41Invader Jib
  • power
  • 12:41YourFavoriteFangirl(touhou fighting music turns on on my playlist just as "OHH SEVN"
  • 12:41CravitusSkabb gave Sevn a thumbs up, and peered at them from their hiding place.
  • 12:41YourFavoriteFangirl(good timing
  • 12:41Mysteriousjillguy
  • A blazing ball of energy appears,in front of sevn*
  • 12:41Long Time(jaz is a huge dragon ball z fan (that's at least the 7th reference she's made about it-
  • 12:41Mysteriousjillguy( lol good skabb
  • 12:41Cravitus(skabb thoughts: he's totally gonna die
  • 12:41Mysteriousjillguy( thatll help
  • 12:42Cravitus(skabb thoughts: rip
  • 12:42MysteriousjillguySevn:Oh..uh..hi...so..hows the new form?
  • 12:42Cravitus(skabb: good luck dying
  • 12:42Mysteriousjillguy
  • The pink light dissappears,revealing an animesque form*
  • Sevn:...What the f-
  • Maz:HEYYYYY SEVN
  • 12:42Invader JibJav: *Gags*
  • 12:42MysteriousjillguyMaz:How do you like my new form? Too sexy?
  • Sevn:*Begins to gag*
  • 12:42YourFavoriteFangirl(oh i thought she was gonna turn into suezilla
  • 12:42Long TimeMario: Euhhg..
  • 12:43YourFavoriteFangirl(dang
  • 12:43MysteriousjillguyLurk:Well I LOVE IT!
  • A familar voice was heard* "Me too"
  • 12:43CravitusSkabb gently pushed Jaz and Mario's heads back down.
  • 12:43Mysteriousjillguy
  • zeerk walks in,with pink shineless eyes*
  • 12:43YourFavoriteFangirl(oh gr8
  • 12:43Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Congrats on the new form Maz! You look great!
  • 12:43Long TimeMario: Oh god...
  • 12:43CravitusSkabb: "Isn't that the missing guy?"
  • 12:43Long TimeMario: *Sighs*..
  • 12:43YourFavoriteFangirl(yeah maz would be dead by now if menami was here
  • 12:43MysteriousjillguyLurk:We agree as well.
  • 12:43Invader JibJaz: I-I just-*vomits offscreen*
  • 12:44MysteriousjillguyI*
  • 12:44Cravitus(i await lurk to become jar jar binks
  • 12:44Mysteriousjillguyzathar:Wait wheres cringina-
  • 12:44Long TimeMario: She... she's controlling Zeerk now too.. *Readying his stun rod*
  • 12:44Mysteriousjillguy
  • meanwhile*
  • 12:44Long TimeMario: Rhn...
  • 12:44Mysteriousjillguycringina:*whining about death in the reactor room*
  • Back in the boiler room*
  • 12:44Cravitus(lurkjarbinks
  • 12:45MysteriousjillguyMaz:Well,lets get this party started. *Pink fire erupts from her hair*
  • Lurk's pupil hearts literally become 3-dimensional and stick out of his eyes,his eyes pulsate*
  • 12:45YourFavoriteFangirl(nightmare fuel
  • 12:45MysteriousjillguyLurk:MESSA VERY HAPPY WITH THIS! SEVN IN FOR BIG DOO DOO NOWA
  • 12:45Long TimeHatbot: WHAT IN THE WORLD
  • 12:45MysteriousjillguySevn:KILL ME-
  • 12:45CravitusSkabb: "Sweet merciful Tallest does that look unnatural."
  • 12:45MysteriousjillguyMaz:Gladly
  • Ametrineskies has joined the chat. 
  • 12:46Long TimeHatbot: SHE'S EVEN UGLIERRRR
  • 12:46MysteriousjillguySevn:WAIT NO I WAS BEING DRAMATIC-
  • 12:46CravitusSkabb perked up, staring at Lurk for a moment.
  • 12:46Long Time(oh hey
  • 12:46CravitusSkabb: "I feel a sudden urge to shoot him now."
  • MysteriousjillguyMaz:Welp time to die.
  • 11:07Long Timewhat is with chat tonight
  • 11:07YourFavoriteFangirl(also i think i found another song that'd fit irken conquest
  • 11:07Mysteriousjillguy
  • Maz emitted pink fire from her hand*
  • 11:07YourFavoriteFangirl(i may show it to you guys
  • 11:07Long Timeam i the only non-lewd scrub here)
  • 11:07MysteriousjillguySevn:THIS WAS A HORRIBLE PLAN-
  • 11:07Invader Jib(you're the only one who is fully uncorrupted @mario
  • 11:07Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn shakes in his chair*
  • 11:07Long Time(wait what happened before this in the rp recording
  • 11:07CravitusSkabb poked his head out, and held a finger before his helmet.
  • Skabb: "Shhhhh." He whispered.
  • 11:08MysteriousjillguyKiz:Hmmm
  • 11:08Long Time(brb
  • 11:08MysteriousjillguyKiz:Alright I-
  • 11:08Invader JibJaz: Wait what's happening? 
  • 11:08Mysteriousjillguy( chat:screams
  • 11:08Cravitus(Sevn's in the chair
  • (maz came in and is gonna kill
  • 11:08Mysteriousjillguy( basically they r using sevn as bait ye joob
  • 11:08Cravitus(^
  • (hiding behind some debris
  • (skabb giving moral support
  • 11:09Invader Jib(huh, if this took placce in an unspecific time i was gonna make a joke about hunter being retconned
  • 11:09Mysteriousjillguy( n o pls-
  • 11:09Invader Jib(hmm
  • (now i am encouraged
  • 11:10CravitusSkabb made another thumbs-up, and continued to watch.
  • 11:10Mysteriousjillguy( too tired to fix failed code white
  • 11:11Cravitus(waiting for rp
  • 11:11MysteriousjillguyKiz:Alright...now we just need to set up a tractor beam from the machine and shoot Maz with it. You other meat sacks can distract the other stus.
  • 11:12CravitusSkabb nodded.
  • 11:12Invader JibJaz: O-kay then.
  • 11:12MysteriousjillguyKiz:Skabb,you and Jaz distract the stus. Mario and I will get to the machine.
  • 11:12Invader Jib(wait isnt mario brb
  • 11:12Cravitus(yes actually
  • (pauseeeeee
  • 11:13MysteriousjillguyKiz:I'll give you a signal when its ready,then you distract the stus.
  • ( ok
  • 11:13Invader JibJaz: Anyone else see some robotic looking guy go through here? Was that just me?
  • (there
  • (my mission is complete
  • 11:14Mysteriousjillguy( bril
  • ( 8/8 i r8 gr8 m8
  • 11:15Invader Jibwait i just realized
  • considering the deadline me and mayonaise set, there's only one and a qauter days for the finale
  • 11:16Mysteriousjillguyn o
  • 11:16Invader Jibyep
  • 11:16Mysteriousjillguystop
  • 11:16Invader Jibtoo late
  • 11:16YourFavoriteFangirlboys
  • boys
  • stop fighting over rps
  • and just
  • rp
  • dammit
  • for murica
  • 11:17Invader Jibwe cant
  • 11:17YourFavoriteFangirlFOR CLOWNPIECE
  • just dew it
  • 11:17Invader Jibmario is doing mayonaise things
  • 11:17YourFavoriteFangirldew it
  • 11:18Invader Jibrp is on hault
  • only the rpoloution in which season 2 is destroyed may there be large amounts of rping
  • hm maybe that was too over the top
  • hmm
  • 11:21YourFavoriteFangirlim all for actually rping instead of complaining about s2
  • 11:22Cravitusso lurk tells me that you've only done space battles like once or twice
  • 11:23Invader Jibyes, bu tif ther ewas no season 2 then logically no complinign
  • eh ill shut up now
  • 11:25Cravitusspace battlessss
  • 11:25Long Timeback
  • 11:26Cravituslurk is brb
  • 11:27YourFavoriteFangirlso
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NImOOdV6qfg is this fitting for irken conquest
  • 11:28Long Timecranberries
  • hm idk
  • 11:29Mysteriousjillguyfinished iso ave
  • hopefully his face doesnt look more hilarious then terrifying
  • http://prntscr.com/8nuxox
  • i tried ok-
  • this took like
  • 11:30Long Timeave no ave get off the cactus juice
  • 11:30Mysteriousjillguy5 minutes-
  • 11:30Invader Jib.
  • it does look more hillarous than terirfying
  • 11:30Mysteriousjillguyehh i rushed
  • 11:30Cravituscactusssss
  • 11:30Mysteriousjillguyoh w8
  • error
  • http://prntscr.com/8nuy1a
  • forgot milky corpse eqsue eyes
  • in other news unrelated to failed picture attempts
  • so how bout that rp
  • 11:32Cravitusrppppp
  • 11:32Mysteriousjillguy( w8 krob pm
  • Kiz:Alright. Lets go turn that machine on Mario.
  • Sevn:FFHGGHGTG
  • Sevn falls over,his PAK legs come out,cutting the ropes*
  • Sevn:I CANT DO THIS!
  • 11:36Invader JibJaz: Mario is weirdly quiet..eh he was a weirdo anyway.
  • 11:36MysteriousjillguySevn:SCREW THE PLAN
  • 11:36CravitusSkabb: "Right then, you up for this, engineer?"
  • 11:36Mysteriousjillguyathar:Huh?
  • Maz:WHAT IS THISSSSS?!
  • 11:36CravitusSkabb: "Wait-"
  • 11:36Long Time(wait what machine again
  • 11:36Cravitus(the desuifier
  • 11:36Long Time(oh
  • 11:36Cravitus(or desueifier
  • 11:36Mysteriousjillguy( pm
  • ( moorio
  • Sevn:*Throws the chair at Maz's face,running in ear*
  • fear*
  • (ear
  • 11:37Long TimeHatbot: I'm gonna help turn on the key machine to our survival? YAY!
  • 11:37MysteriousjillguyMaz:WHAT?! IS THIS SOME SORT OF TRICK?!
  • 11:37CravitusSkabb: "Damn, we need to move!"
  • 11:37MysteriousjillguyKiz:Forget it. We need to get to the machine. Everyone else,take care of her!
  • 11:37CravitusSkabb picked up Jaz, and tossed them like a football at Maz.
  • 11:37MysteriousjillguyMaz:WHU-
  • 11:38Invader JibJaz: YOU PIECE OF-
  • 11:38Mysteriousjillguy
  • Maz's leg glows pink,becoming finely shaped*
  • 11:38Long TimeMario: OH! Uh, right.
  • 11:38Invader JibJaz: THANKS A LOT SKABB
  • 11:38Long TimeMario: Err, you lead the way.
  • 11:38Mysteriousjillguy
  • Maz kicks Jaz toward the ground with her beautiful legs*
  • Maz:GOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL
  • Lurk:MESSA VERY HAPPY AND APPROVAL OF THIS
  • eerk:Indeed.
  • zeerk*
  • 11:38Long Time(is lurk just straight up jar jar now
  • 11:39Mysteriousjillguy( y e s
  • 11:39CravitusSkabb gave Jaz a thumbs up, and Lurk and Zathar.
  • 11:39Long Time(not even saying lurk- (just messa
  • 11:39Invader JibJaz: groan
  • 11:39Cravitus
  • tackled
  • 11:39Invader Jib
  • Jaz
        • Jaz
  • Jaz: *Throws a rock at Maz
  • 11:39Mysteriousjillguy
  • zathar transforms into a ball of spiky hair and flies toward skabb*
  • 11:39Long TimeHatbot: MAN, WE SURE ARE DOING A FANTASTIC JOB AT GETTING THAT MACHINE!
  • 11:39MysteriousjillguySevn:*Runs,looking for some sort of exit*
  • 11:39CravitusSkabb grunted, and rolled he, Lurk, and Zeerk out of the way.
  • 11:40Mysteriousjillguy
  • Kiz runs down a catwalk with Mario*
  • zathar crashes into the ground*
  • Maz:*Flings the rock away with her behind*
  • 11:40Long TimeHatbot: Oooh, OOOH! Can I be the one to turn it on? Pleaaaaaase?
  • Hatbot: Oh THANK YOU SO MU- Wait, whaaat? WHY? *Pouts* Come onnnnn
  • 11:41Invader JibJaz: Hey SUE PEOPLE, YOUR FACE SMELLS UGLY
  • MysteriousjillguyMaz:I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW MY FACE IS OF INCREDIBLE LEVELS OF BEAUTY YOU SLICE OF HAM!
  • 11:42CravitusSkabb cocked his pistols, and aimed them at Zathar.
  • Skabb: "I AM THE LAW!"
  • 11:42MysteriousjillguyMaz:GHHHGBBLORPPOJHG KIYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • Maz flies toward Jaz,kicking her with her finely shaped legs*
  • 11:42Invader JibJaz: *flies into wall
  • 11:42Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:those r sum fine legs mmmhmm yessirr
  • 11:42Invader JibJaz: THAT BETTER HAVE BEEN WORTH IT
  • 11:42MysteriousjillguyMaz:PROTECT YOUR MASTER
  • 11:42Invader JibJaz: AND YOUR LEGS ARE HIDEOUS
  • Jaz: THEY MAKE ME WANT TO PUKE FOR HOURS
  • 11:43MysteriousjillguyLurk:Okie Dokie
  • Lurk runs toward Skabb,knocking him with a metal pipe*
  • 11:43Long Time(jaz is jealous that she can't get fine shaped legs like maz
  • 11:43MysteriousjillguyMaz:*Fires pink fireballs at Jaz*
  • Kiz:There
  • 11:43CravitusSkabb growled, his helmet making a loud clang, and smacked Lurk in the gut.
  • 11:43Invader JibJaz: *Falls to the ground*
  • 11:43Mysteriousjillguy
  • Kiz stops near a weird ring looking device*
  • 11:43CravitusSkabb: "Code 223! Assaulting an Officer!"
  • 11:44MysteriousjillguyKiz:Now. Quickly,activate its tractor beam with its main control panel.
  • 11:44Invader JibJaz: *gets up* YOU SHOOT FIREBALLS LIKE A LOSER
  • 11:44MysteriousjillguyLurk:DEUOGH-
  • 11:44CravitusSkabb turned, and shot Lurk in the leg.
  • Skabb did the same to the other.
  • 11:44Long TimeMario: Wait, what?
  • 11:44Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:*Licks Skabb's helmet,giggling insanely*
  • 11:44Long TimeHatbot: LET ME DO IT! COME ON!
  • Hatbot: LET ME DO IT. PLEASE!
  • 11:44MysteriousjillguyKiz:JUST PRESS THE PURPLE BUTTON.
  • 11:44Long TimeHatbot: *slapping a bunch of buttons*
  • 11:44CravitusSkabb: "Get your filthy tongue off me, you damn dirty creep!"
  • 11:44Long TimeMario: Okay, I-- HATBOT!
  • 11:44Mysteriousjillguy
  • Slooch teleports down with them,along with cringina*
  • The machine sparks*
  • Slooch:PHHHHBLTHBTHHH
  • 11:45CravitusSkabb brought a foot into Zeerk's groin, and jabbed him in the face with a pistol.
  • 11:45MysteriousjillguyKiz:Mother of Irkus-
  • 11:45Invader JibJaz: *Steps back in fourth* I BET YOU COULDN'T BURN ME ALIVE IF YOU WANTED TO!
  • 11:45Mysteriousjillguy
  • Cringina kicks Kiz away*
  • 11:45Long TimeMario: *lightly slaps Hatbot's hands away* No. That's bad behavior, Hatbot.
  • 11:45YourFavoriteFangirl(i wonder how maz would feel if a bisexual person, a lesbian, and a straight dude thought she was ugly
  • 11:45Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:*Continues smiling,unaffected by the groin attack*
  • 11:46CravitusSkabb stared for a moment, then punched them in the face.
  • 11:46Mysteriousjillguy
  • zeerk smacks skabb with a chunk of metal debris*
  • 11:46YourFavoriteFangirl(legitimate question
  • 11:46Mysteriousjillguy
  • zeerk stumbles,giggling*
  • 11:46Long TimeMario: For love of-- I'M JUST GOING TO PUSH THE STUPID BUTTON, OKAY? *pokes the purple button*
  • 11:46MysteriousjillguyLurk:YOUSSA IN VERY BIG DOODOO-
  • 11:46CravitusSkabb growled, stumbling onto the disabled Lurk.
  • 11:46Mysteriousjillguy
  • The machine glows green and begins to hum*
  • 11:46YourFavoriteFangirl(brb photoshopping jarjar lurk
  • 11:46CravitusSkabb: "I am THIS close to shooting both of you-"
  • 11:46Mysteriousjillguy
  • A green beam of light shoots onto Maz*
  • 11:46Long TimeHatbot: Awww, come on. What I did would've worked too!
  • 11:47MysteriousjillguyMaz:VFDHFYHG WHAT IS THIS?!
  • Maz:NOOO
  • 11:47Invader JibJaz: HA HA
  • Jaz: STILLL ALIVE
  • 11:47Mysteriousjillguy
  • Maz shoots pink eye lasers at the platform's support beams,it tilts over*
  • The machine begins to slide downward*
  • Kiz extends his roboitic limbs,holding onto it*
  • 11:48CravitusSkabb groaned, and got up, raising a pistol towards Cringina, and one towards Zeerk.
  • 11:48MysteriousjillguyMaz:IT IS TIME FOR MY ULTIMATE ATTACK
  • Maz:YAHHHH
  • Maz opens her sweater,revealing a blind pink light*
  • 11:48Long TimeMario: This thing sure loves taking its SWEET time.
  • 11:49MysteriousjillguySevn:OHMAWHGAHHHMYEYESSSSSSSSSSS
  • 11:49Invader JibJaz: HEY MAZ, I BET YOUR ULIM-OH FOR THE LOVE OF *Vomits offscreen again*
  • 11:49CravitusSkabb growled, and looked away.
  • Skabb: "DON'T LOOK INTO THE LIGHT!"
  • 11:49Mysteriousjillguy
  • The light flies toward Skabb*
  • 11:49CravitusSkabb: "THAT IS NOT HELPING-"
  • 11:49MysteriousjillguySevn:IT BURNSSSSSSSS
  • Kiz:Hat robot,hold onto the machine or SOMETHING
  • 11:49Invader JibJaz: *covers her eyes* GEEZ THAT'S HORRIBLE
  • 11:50CravitusSkabb began screaming, and smacked his fists on his helmet repeatedly.
  • 11:50YourFavoriteFangirl(maz boobs must be so saggy, theyre horrifying to see
  • 11:50Mysteriousjillguy(om
  • 11:50CravitusSkabb: "Where's the OFF SWITCH-"
  • 11:50Long TimeHatbot: Wait, REALLY? *Grins* YAAAY! I get to finally be important! THIS IS AMAZING! *Grabs the machine*
  • 11:50CravitusSkabb suddenly stopped yelling, and stood calmly. Skabb: "Oh, there it is."
  • Skabb raised his pistol in the general direction of Maz, and entered a semi-crouch.
  • 11:51Mysteriousjillguy
  • Kiz walks toward the machine and his hands split apart,revealing mutiple red spindly robotic fingers*
  • The machine's tractor beam slams Maz into the ground mutiple times*
  • Maz:BLOIUGHAUGH
  • 11:51Invader JibJaz: Oh finally the trashbag's down.
  • 11:52Long TimeMario: *Sighs* Well, that was easy enough.
  • 11:52Mysteriousjillguy
  • The beam swings her over to Cringina and Slooch,throwing them into another stair case*
  • Slooch:VHUILIKVGGTBLOUGH-
  • Cringina:Eh death was inevitable-
  • 11:52CravitusSkabb began to fire his pistols indiscriminately in the air, roaring loudly.
  • Skabb: "GET SOME! YEAH!"
  • Skabb: "LAAAAAAAW!"
  • 11:52Mysteriousjillguy
  • The beam brings Maz over to the machine,green electricity surrounds her*
  • The machine glows brightly*
  • Lurk and zeerk's eyes begin to pulsate and throb*
  • They fall over,squirming*
  • Sevn:!
  • Sevn grabs zathar by the leg and throws him at the machine*
  • zathar:WAIT NOOOO-
  • 11:54CravitusSkabb continued to fire blindly into the air, screaming and taunting.
  • 11:54Invader JibJaz:I dunno what this machine i'll do (or care) but It'll be satisfying 
  • 11:54Mysteriousjillguy
  • Kiz kicks the machine over to Slooch and Cringina,and it erupts in a blinding green light*
  • A green shockwave comes out of the machine,making a loud booming noise*
  • THe sues scream*
  • 11:55CravitusSkabb finally ran out of ammunition, but continued to pull his triggers anyway.
  • 11:55MysteriousjillguySevn:*Gets pushed back by the sonic boom*
  • 11:55Long TimeMario: EUHH- *covers his eyes, crouching*
  • 11:55Invader JibJaz: *Takes cover*
  • 11:56Mysteriousjillguy
  • The machine emits smoke,sparking*
  • Maz,Slooch,Crigina, and zathar lie limb and burned*
  • Sevn:Augh..*holds head*
  • 11:57CravitusSkabb finally realized it was quiet.
  • 11:57Invader JibJaz: Did it work?
  • 11:57CravitusSkabb: "...Did we get 'em?"
  • 11:57MysteriousjillguySevn:*Rubs his eyes,seeing zeerk on top of him*
  • Sevn:Oh god I've DIED AND WENT TO HELL-
  • zeerk:Whu-
  • zeerk gets off sevn,stumbling*
  • zeerk:Eugh..what happened..and why is there blonde hair all over my pants..?
  • 11:58Long TimeMario: *Walks over to Lurk, and shakes him* *Sighs* Pleaaaaase be normal again..
  • 11:58Cravitus(i wonder how lurk will respond to waking up with bullets in both of his legs
  • 11:58Mysteriousjillguy
  • Suddenly a distorted high pitched laugh echoed*
  • "hehAHAHAHA AHHHAHAHEAUHAHAHA"
  • 11:58Long TimeHatbot: Normal? Okay then..
  • 11:59Mysteriousjillguy
  • Kiz laughs,covered in scorch marks*
  • 11:59CravitusSkabb grunted, and turned his helmet back on.
  • Skabb: "...What's so funny?"
  • 11:59MysteriousjillguyKiz:T-thank you for helping me with my plan.
  • Kiz:*Slowly lifts his head*
  • Kiz:You've been great pawns,really.
  • Kiz walks over to the machine,it barely functioning*
  • Kiz presses another button,it begins to spark again*
  • 11:59CravitusSkabb: "...Pawns?"
  • 12:00Long TimeHatbot: Pawns? So you're telling me I didn't save all of us?
  • 12:00MysteriousjillguyKiz:Well,its been fun.
  • 12:00Long TimeHatbot: WHAT! I WAS LIED TO!
  • 12:00YourFavoriteFangirl(is this why you said kiz is nui
  • 12:00CravitusSkabb's eyes widened behind his helmet, and he struggled to reload quickly.
  • 12:00Mysteriousjillguy
  • The machine charges up,green electricity forms around Kiz*
  • (yep
  • 12:00YourFavoriteFangirl(oh boi
  • 12:00CravitusSkabb: "No! Stop him!"
  • 12:00YourFavoriteFangirl(stillhatbot
  • 12:00CravitusSkabb: "SHOOT HIM! SHOOT HIM!"
  • 12:00Mysteriousjillguy
  • A plasma bolt hits the machine*
  • Kiz:GFHGHG-
  • 12:00Long TimeHatbot: Oh MAN, that is SO lame! I was so cool! Like BAM, HOLDING that machine and everything!
  • 12:00Invader JibJaz: Ohh...ohhhhhhhh
  • Jaz: I see what's goin' on here
  • Jaz: You're all morons for not seeing this coming
  • 12:00Mysteriousjillguy
  • The Machine explodes,Kiz flies backwards*
  • 12:00Long TimeMario: .... you're kidding me right?
  • 12:01CravitusSkabb raised his pistols, finally loaded, and tracked the robot's flight.
  • 12:01Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk stands nearby,holding a plasma cannon*
  • Lurk:Oh wait I was aiming for the sues sorry-
  • 12:01Invader JibJaz: *Pulls out pistols from earlier*
  • 12:01Long TimeMario: If you go into some sort of of stupid form, I SWEAR. I'm so tired of this crap.
  • 12:01CravitusSkabb did a double take.
  • INVADER VEX has joined the chat. 
  • 12:01CravitusSkabb: "...Didn't I shoot out your legs?"
  • 12:01Mysteriousjillguy
  • The machine emits smoke,broken*
  • 12:01YourFavoriteFangirl(oh boi vex
  • 12:01Long TimeMario: Juuuust when I thought when this was all over.
  • 12:01MysteriousjillguyLurk:Yes.
  • Lurk:I'm in extreme pain.
  • 12:01CravitusSkabb: "Got it."
  • 12:01Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk falls onto his knees*
  • 12:02CravitusSkabb: "Someone may want to make sure he doesn't bleed out."
  • 12:02MysteriousjillguyLurk:So uh..what happened this whole time? I kinda blacked out for a while.
  • Lurk:I feel lightheaded.
  • Lurk faints,falling over*
  • 12:02CravitusSkabb looked to the wreckage, and began to advance on it.
  • 12:02Mysteriousjillguy
  • Maz,Cringina,and zathar lay limp and burnt*
  • Sevn:..?
  • 12:02Invader JibJaz:: Apparently the mysterious SIR unit is a traitor, and some..stuff happened to the weird people
  • 12:02MysteriousjillguySevn:...Wait...wheres the spitting one-
  • 12:02Long TimeMario: I'm just glad he isn't blindly following a crazed pervert anymore. *Tending to his wounds*
  • 12:03Mysteriousjillguy
  • A monstrous blob of tenetacles growls, with a distorted version of slooch as its face*
  • Blob:SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH
  • Sevn:EUGH-
  • 12:03CravitusSkabb sighed, and stared at the blob.
  • 12:03Invader JibJaz: *Shoots him rapidly*
  • 12:03YourFavoriteFangirl(zeerk: oh man menami that was a crazy day i blindly followed somebody else that isnt you menami: thats nice
  • 12:03Mysteriousjillguy
  • The blob crawls away,dissappearing into the depths of the boiler room*
  • 12:04Invader JibJaz: HOLY CRAP...LIKE...GEEZ
  • 12:04Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn walks over to the wreckage*
  • 12:04CravitusSkabb: "...Well, that's that."
  • 12:04Mysteriousjillguy
  • Kiz sits there, the lower half of his torso blown off,along with his legs*
  • 12:04CravitusSkabb looked at the other bodies, and pocketed a handgun, drawing six pairs of cuffs.
  • 12:04Mysteriousjillguy
  • Smoke comes off of Kiz*
  • 12:05CravitusHe went to work securing them, starting with Maz.
  • 12:05Mysteriousjillguy
  • Kiz's head rotates 360 degrees,emitting a demonic wail*
  • Sevn:AHH-
  • 12:05Invader JibJaz: So uh, what do we do with the interdimensional slopbags.
  • 12:05Mysteriousjillguy
  • Robotic tenetacles burst out of Kiz's chest,grabbing the damaged sues*
  • 12:05Long TimeMario: Can someone just kill them, please?
  • 12:05CravitusSkabb growled, and shot at the screeching robot.
  • He drew his other handgun.
  • 12:05Invader JibJaz: oh GREAT-
  • 12:05Mysteriousjillguy
  • Kiz jumps off the platform and onto a wall,screeching*
  • 12:05CravitusSkabb: "High-Ex!"
  • 12:05Long TimeMario: Oh FOR-- someone just PLEASE end this.
  • 12:06CravitusThe pistols grumbled, out of the particular round.
  • 12:06Mysteriousjillguy
  • Kiz rips off an air vent cover,and crawls into it*
  • 12:06CravitusSkabb: "Damn it!"
  • Skabb: "We had them!"
  • 12:06Invader JibJaz: Don't tell me we have to hunt him down..
  • 12:06MysteriousjillguySevn:Well that happened.
  • 12:06Invader JibJaz: *groans*
  • 12:06MysteriousjillguySevn:I'm guessing that sir unit isnt going to be staying here with us around.
  • Sevn:And uh the blob's all yours Skabb. I guess.
  • 12:07Long TimeMario: This day sucked. I mean, this day sucked more than the regular annoying situation.
  • 12:07CravitusSkabb nodded.
  • 12:07MysteriousjillguySevn:Wait on second that I'll capture it and use it for science-
  • 12:07CravitusHe raised his wrist to his face, and a small hologram display lit up.
  • 12:07Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:hahaha NO.
  • Sevn:But-
  • zeerk:nope
  • 12:07CravitusSkabb: "Computer, lock down the ship and detach from the station, track and destroy anything that leaves without my permission."
  • The wrist-comm chirped, acknowledging the order, and it shut down.
  • 12:08Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:I wonder how Menami's gonna react to this.
  • Lurk:*Texting on communicator* wait wh-
  • 12:09Long TimeMario: ... soooooo we're still stuck here. *Shakes his head* next time, just kill them, please. Securing them would really just be a waste of time.
  • 12:09CravitusSkabb: "I'm getting too old for this..." He strode up to the air duct, and his PAK sprouted legs as he lept into it.
  • 12:09MysteriousjillguySevn:Wait how did you become concious so quickly-
  • Lurk:I was texting Menami about what happened.
  • 12:09CravitusSkabb: "Doctor, I'm shooting them in the head next time I see them, by the way."
  • 12:09Long TimeMario: Thank you, Skabb.
  • 12:09MysteriousjillguyLurk:What does "WTF" mean again?
  • zeerk:uh-
  • 12:10CravitusSkabb sighed, and disappeared into the vent, clanking along after Kiz.
  • 12:10Mysteriousjillguy(and so menamis rage was heard across irk-
  • 12:10Invader JibJaz: Should we uh, be doing something
  • 12:10YourFavoriteFangirl(LOL
  • there's a beep reply back to lurk*
  • AIRHORNS*
  • "i've been at home all day and nobody told me anything was happening"*
  • 12:11Invader JibJaz: *looks through some irken phone device*
  • Jaz: Wait...where did I get this
  • 12:12MysteriousjillguyLurk:WOAH these texts arent even ok for a rated R film-
  • 12:12CravitusSkabb poked his head out of another event from above.
  • 12:12Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Waitwhat
  • 12:12YourFavoriteFangirl
  • "by the way..."*
  • 12:12Invader JibJaz: *peeks over the device* woah-
  • 12:12YourFavoriteFangirl
  • "what's a mary sue?"*
  • 12:12Long TimeHatbot: Can I see? I'm sure Menami had some really nice things to say!
  • 12:13Cravitus
  • vent
  • 12:13MysteriousjillguyLurk:Not until you're older-
  • 12:13Long TimeHatbot: Man, she's always really nice. *innocent stare*
  • 12:13CravitusSkabb: "Yeah, I'm not gonna be tracking anything from up here, that plan's toast."
  • He clanked back down onto the floor.
  • 12:13Mysteriousjillguy
  • Several hours later,Sevn is sitting in a comfy chair*
  • 12:14Invader JibJaz: ...That was a long time of doing literally nothing productive
  • 12:14Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn has some bandages on his wounds,he sips from a mug reading " I HEART SCIENCE"*
  • Sevn:Hmmm
  • 12:14Invader JibJaz: Come to think of it why am I still here..
  • 12:14MysteriousjillguySevn:Jaz,could you get those repair droids online?
  • Sevn:*Presses some buttons on a keyboard*
  • 12:15Invader JibJaz: Yeah yeah, after that I really hope you don't think I'm ever coming back here
  • 12:15Mysteriousjillguy
  • A door opens at the end of the room for Jaz*
  • Sevn:Now...
  • 12:15Invader JibJaz: *Walks into the room8
  • 12:15Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn types*
  • 12:15Invader JibJaz: *Presses buttons on the droids and pulls a bunch of levers*
  • 12:15Mysteriousjillguy
  • Blueprints for some kind of portal appear*
  • Sevn:It's time I figured out where these creatures come from...
  • 12:16Long Time(gf stanford portal confirmed
  • 12:16Mysteriousjillguy
  • Sevn smiles*
  • 12:16YourFavoriteFangirl(sevn: *opens the portal to gensokyo*
  • 12:16Mysteriousjillguy( totes
  • 12:16YourFavoriteFangirl(sevn: *sees cannibalism*
  • (sevn: ok nevermind *closes it*
  • 12:17CravitusSuddenly, Sevn's communicator began to vibrate!
  • 12:17YourFavoriteFangirl(Invader Jib Jaz: *Presses buttons on the droids and pulls a bunch of levers*
  • 12:17MysteriousjillguySevn:OH GREAT THE ENDING IS BEING DRAGGED ON EVEN LONGER-
  • Sevn is watching an episode of some strange show about monkey people yelling in space with weird hair on another monitor,Sevn presses pause*
  • 12:17YourFavoriteFangirl(most descriptive thing ive ever seen
  • 12:17MysteriousjillguySevn:*Picks it up* Hello?
  • 12:18CravitusSkabb: "Yeah, uh, Doc, you do realize that I need that paperwork done by tomorrow morning, right?"
  • 12:18MysteriousjillguySevn:...
  • 12:18Invader Jib
  • The repair droids head out after a few miutes of lazily ndescribed activating
  • 12:18MysteriousjillguySevn:God Da-
  • THE END*

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