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(RP put on hold for 1000 years until we have nothing else to finish or something)Edit

"This is the Halloween special,some of these events may or may not be canon."Edit

List of horror stories.Edit

  • We're not in our kansas anymore-LIR'S LSD portal malfunctions and sends LIR,Lurk,and Jib into horrible parellell universes.
  • Smile-o-pocalypse-A horrible slime invades foodcourtia. Sevn,LIR,Menami,Tark,and Kivi are the only ones who can stop it.
  • Jingle bells,you all fell,to your horrible doooom.-Lurk dies and is transformed into a snowman. However,once he is,he begins to have the urge to kill that he cannot control. He soon begins a murder spree with an ax.
  • The Satanist-An evil ghost like entity from another dimension traps Jib,Vex,LIR,Menami,Lurk,and some elites in the ZY-237 space station. With no communication or power,they must all find a way out. Meanwhile,the ghost entity begins to posess them and drive them insane.

We're not in OUR kansas anymore.Edit

a black screen is shown*



a bunch of bubble universes pop up*

Narrator:Other universes. Tons of them,each different and unique in their own ways.

Narrator:Each one can be radically different or almost exactly similar...

Other Narrator: Like pickles and cucumbers?


Narrator:We know little about them,all we know is that they're vast and uncharted.

Narrator:Little do we know....that sometimes..something new can be terrifying...



evil laugh echos*



Dusq's bloodshot red eye flashes for a second*


in jib's base*

a green portal opens up on a wall,it crackles and sparks green electricity*

Lurk and LIR fly out of it*

LIR: Hi, Jib. *stands up like nothing happened* 8:34 Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk flys into a wall* 8:34 Invader Jib Jib: WHERE DID....WHAT *Looks around, confused* 8:34 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:OOF!

Lurk stands up,his contact falls off*

He puts it back on* Lurk:! Wait..this is...JIB'S BASE!

Lurk pulls out his spider legs* 8:35 Invader Jib Jib: Ooh...and what are YOU doing here? 8:35 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:Jib! You'll never take us alive- 8:35 Invader Jib Jib: *Takes out Trio Gem sword* 8:36 LIRLIR LIR: I have no idea! *rips off a piece of wire and begins to chew on it* 8:36 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:I was observing and taking water droplets from a waterfall,when LIR tripped and his LSD portal came on on accident. 8:36 LIRLIR LIR: Oh. Yeah. That was me. 8:36 Invader Jib Jib: Hmm... 8:37 LIRLIR LIR: We happened to fall into a random portal below where we came out, and we got here. 8:37 Mysteriousjillguy

the portal closes* Lurk:?!?! Darn!

LIR: The LSD has it's own way of being an interdimensional passage while remaining stable and preventing the Omniverse's collapse.


Jib: Now, Lurk..any reason why I shouldn't turn you in?

LIR: *stares at Jib and Lurk preparing to fight*

LIR: Ok, now

LIR: is not the time for lectures.

LIR: *transforms his hands into claws*


Lurk:I will defend myself Jib,even with the cost of ending your life.

Jib: Um..why? You abandoned a mission. That's a relatively small offense.


LIR: I won't. I'd rather solve this problem like one would do when you find a moldy donut.

LIR: You throw it in the trash.

8:40Lurk:THe tallest found out about my obsession,I cannot return to Irk.

Jib: Oh yeah? What'd they do to you? Lurk, Zim got community service for a KILLING SPREE.

Lurk:Now,to make sure that I don't get deactivated. *Lurk's spider legs fire at Jib*

LIRLIRLIR: That was different, Jib. Zim did not become defective.

LIR: He did blow up a lot.

Invader JibJib: *Slides and flies into Lurk*

Jib: Zim was defective since birth, LIR.

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk's spider legs stab into the ground to anchor him,he kicks Jib*

nvader Jib

Tries to slice Lurk's PAK legs with Trio gem sword*

Jib: *Slices on of them*



8:44Mysteriousjillguy

one spider leg gets sliced in half the piece flys into LIR*



the peice hits LIR in the head*

( Wait brb quickly)

8:45LIRLIRLIR: URRGHHTCZZTT!

8:45Invadervax(Okay.)

8:45LIRLIRLIR: *yanks the piece out and turns it into a javelin*

8:48Invadervax(...)

8:49LIRLIRLIR: SHISH-KABOBS! *begins to shank everything around him*

8:49Invader JibJib: Uh...Okaay then..

8:50Mysteriousjillguy(Back)



LIR's head starts to spark green eletricity*

8:50LIRLIR(Nvm about the javelin)

8:50Mysteriousjillguy

from his head wound from the peice*

8:50LIRLIRLIR: What's going on?

LIR: *shrugs and swings the javelin around like a mace, and then throws it at Jib*

8:53Invader JibJib: *Ducks, but it hits the top of his head*

Jib: OW!

8:53LIRLIRLIR: HA! I JIB-KABOBED YOU!



the sparks in LIR's head increase in frequency*

8:55Mysteriousjillguy

LIr's head starts to glow green*

8:55Invader JibJib: OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO *Desperately tries to get it off*

8:56MysteriousjillguyLurk:OH NO! *spider legs retract*

8:56LIRLIRLIR: MY HEAD!

8:56Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk runs up to LIR*

Lurk:QUICK,FIX HIS HE-

8:56LIRLIRLIR: Nothing seems to be wrong!

8:57Mysteriousjillguy

A green sphere of light engulfs everyone*



it flashes*



they all dissappear*

8:57Invader JibJib: ARRRRRRRRRGH *Trying to rip the javelin off*

8:58Mysteriousjillguy

We suddenly end up in a swamp*

8:58LIRLIRLIR: *shoulders the javelin*

Tophats4ever has joined the chat. 

8:58Invadervax(Hi, Zara.)

8:59MysteriousjillguyLurk:What the..? Where are we?

8:59LIRLIRLIR: *looks around the swamp* Well, I was planning to eat you, Jib, but, *shakes Jib off the javelin* This forest seems to have enough.

Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk looks around*

8:59Invader Jib(Sure)

8:59LIRLIR(It's a Halloween special. Sure.)

8:59Mysteriousjillguy( WE're in an alternate universe in a strange swamp )

8:59Tophats4ever(DELYAAAED Special?)

8:59LIRLIR(Lurk, did you get the part where LIR shakes Jib off the javelin?)

8:59Mysteriousjillguy( Unfortunately,yes...

8:59LIRLIR(Yeah.)

8:59Mysteriousjillguy( Yes LIR,I did.

9:00LIRLIR(good.)

LIR: I like jungles. Full of food. Living food.

9:00Invader JibJib: Ooooh....*Rubs head, in reliefs to the javelin being off his head*

9:00Tophats4ever(Video of the day: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9kIUbZITNvs&desktop_uri=/watch?v=9kIUbZITNvs

9:00Mysteriousjillguy( HOw does Zara come in?



Lurk sees a shadow figure*

9:00LIRLIR(Idk.)

9:01Mysteriousjillguy( How about she goes to JIb's base?

Lurk:..?

9:01LIRLIRLIR: *activates electron-scanning vision*

9:01Mysteriousjillguy

the figure comes out of the murky swamp water*



it is undetected*

9:01LIRLIRLIR: *deactivates it*

9:01Mysteriousjillguy

the figure has bunny ears and 2 long fingers*



it comes closer*

9:02Invader JibJib: What...the..

9:02LIRLIRLIR: O_O

9:02Mysteriousjillguy

Fionna's face is revealed*

Lurk:Fionna..? Wha..?



Lurk blushes*

9:02Invader JibJib: *Makes a =_= face at Lurk*

9:02Mysteriousjillguy

THe figure steps out more into the light,it has tallest red's arms*

9:02LIRLIRLIR: Let's SHISH KABOB HER! *readies javelin*

LIR: Eww.

9:02MysteriousjillguyLurk: NO! LIR! It'S FIONNA-HUH?!!

9:03LIRLIRLIR: YARRRR!! *runs after the weird fionna*

9:03Mysteriousjillguy

the fionna creature reveals giant spider legs*

9:03LIRLIR

at

9:03Invader JibJib: ....Lurk, this isn't your little imagination land or something, is it?

9:03Mysteriousjillguy

the creature stares at LIR*

9:03LIRLIRLIR: *stops and looks at it*

9:03MysteriousjillguyLurk: Fionna wouldn't look like this...

9:03LIRLIRLIR: Uuuuh.

LIR: Hi?

9:03MysteriousjillguyCreature:*ROAR* *the creature sticks out a long barbed tounge*

9:04LIRLIRLIR: AUGUHH!

9:04Mysteriousjillguy

the tounge grabs LIR*

9:04LIRLIRLIR: *whacks the side of it's face with the javelin*

9:04MysteriousjillguyLurk:! *leaps onto it's head*

Lurk stares at it's dot eyes*

9:04Invader JibJib: *Takes out laser gun and fires at the creature*

9:05MysteriousjillguyLurk: You've just gave me nightmare fuel. *Lurk's spider legs come out and stab it's head*



LIR starts to spark again*

9:05LIRLIRLIR: CAN I EAT IT?

9:05Invader JibJib: Uh. And the Fionna thing didn't?

9:05MysteriousjillguyCreature:GRAAAAAGHHHHH

9:05LIRLIRLIR: Whaat?

LIR: NOT AGAIN!

9:05Mysteriousjillguy

the creature hisses in pain*



A ball of green light engulfs us all,we dissappear again*



we end up in a swirling vortex*

Lurk:GAHHHH!

9:06LIRLIRLIR: WHEEE!! And at the same time.. AUUUUUUUGHGHH!!!!!!!!

9:06MysteriousjillguyLurk:*"swims" over to LIR in the zero gravity*

Lurk looks at LIR's head*

Lurk:*tinkers with it*

9:07Invader JibJib: Oooh...this is..AAAH! WHERE AM I? WHAT IS THIS?! WHAAAAT IS THIIIIIIS

9:07LIRLIRLIR: I don't know, Jib.

9:07MysteriousjillguyLurk:LIR's LSD portal engine is severly damaged!

Lurk:Maybe I can-

9:08Invader JibJib: *Pukes from vortex sickness*

9:08InvadervaxKivi: Weirdest day ever.

9:08Mysteriousjillguy

a white flash appears*

9:08LIRLIRLIR: Great. Just great. My Nanobots could fix it, but that's the easy way out- WHAT

9:08Mysteriousjillguy

We all end up in a mansion living room*



Lurk is on a couch*

9:08LIRLIRLIR: FINALLY! SOMEWHERE TO SIT! *sits on a couch*

9:08MysteriousjillguyLurk:Augh...where are we this time?



Lurk turns around and sees the severed head of the fionna creature*

Lurk:AHHH! *whacks the head off the couch*

9:09LIRLIRLIR: I don't care *his voice is shivering with relief* But this couch is awesome.

9:09Mysteriousjillguy

the head drips purple blood*

9:10Invader JibJib: Uggh...I don't understand any of this..

9:10InvadervaxKvi: Neither do I.



the head drips purple blood*

9:10Invader JibJib: Uggh...I don't understand any of this..

9:10InvadervaxKvi: Neither do I.

9:10LIRLIRLIR: *begins to stare at a statue that is above on some sort of stand attached to the wall*

9:10Invader JibJib: Wait what? Where the heck did you come from? *To Kivi*

9:10Mysteriousjillguy

it's a human statue*

9:11LIRLIRLIR: Does anyone know what quantum mechanics is?

9:11InvadervaxKivi: I've been living in your PAK.

9:11MysteriousjillguyLurk: A human statue? Hmm...are we on Earth...?

9:11LIRLIRLIR: Lurk?

9:11Invader JibJib: WAIT WHAT?! *To Kivi*

9:11Mysteriousjillguy

an evil laugh is heard in the distance*

9:11LIRLIRLIR: Are you familiar with Quantum Mechanics?

9:11MysteriousjillguyVoice:Heheheha..

9:11Invader JibJib: Try that again, and I'll slice your head off. *To Kivi*

9:12MysteriousjillguyLurk:Does anyone hear that..?

9:12Invader JibJib: No, not really..

9:12Mysteriousjillguy

the evil laugh is heard again*

9:12LIRLIRLIR: LURK! Pay attention! *is staring at the statue* Quantum mechanics is the theory that atoms may behave differently depending on how they are being observed, even if they aren't observed at all. It's been proven that it exists.

9:12InvadervaxKivi: You were hypnotized when you let me in.

9:12MysteriousjillguyLurk:*sees a vent shaft*

Lurk:It seems to be coming from there.

9:12Invader JibJib: *Puts a lock on his PAK so Kivi can't get in*

9:13Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk takes the vent cover off*

9:13LIRLIRLIR: Should I investigate? *is still staring at the statue8




9:13InvadervaxKivi: I didn't even like it in there.

9:13Mysteriousjillguy

he takes out a lazer knife out of his PAK,and he sticks his hand in*

Lurk:*moves hand around*

Lurk:Phew,it's just a false alarm.

Lurk pulls his hand out*

Lurk:Let's hope we don't see another Fionna monst-



Lurk looks at his hand*



half of his arm is chopped clean off*

Lurk:HUH?!!

9:15LIRLIRLIR: O_O

9:15MysteriousjillguyLurk:MY..HAND..?

9:15Invader JibJib: Wha...AUUUGH, DUDE!

9:15LIRLIRLIR: Should I go in?

9:15Mysteriousjillguy

a clawed plastic hand reaches out of the vent*

9:15LIRLIRLIR: What the?

9:15MysteriousjillguyLurk:QUICK! CLOSE THE VENT!

9:15LIRLIRLIR: *slams the cover back on and welds it*

9:16Mysteriousjillguy

the clawed hand claws on the vent cover,high pitched chattering is heard*

9:16LIRLIRLIR: What is that?!

9:17MysteriousjillguyLurk:I don't know..but it chopped my hand clean off..

9:17LIRLIRLIR: Hmm. Let's investi-GATE!! *the statue is gone*

9:17MysteriousjillguyLurk:I'm surprised I don't feel any pain-AHH! OWW! IT HURTS NOW! AGGHH!



Lurk spazzes his arm in pain*

9:18LIRLIRLIR: o_o Lurk. That human statue is gone. Entirely.

9:18MysteriousjillguyLurk:IT BURNS!!!

9:18LIRLIRLIR: Well, I don't know the atomic composition of your arm. I'd need to know your blood type and stuff.

9:18Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk's PAK opens up,a robot claw arm comes out,holding a bandage*

9:18LIRLIRLIR: That..works.

9:19Mysteriousjillguy

the arm wraps the bandage around Lurk's arm*

9:19LIRLIRLIR: *looks behind him, the statue is there, watching Lurk, but remaining frozen*

9:19Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk is left with a nub for an arm*

Lurk:Darn nightmare creatures.

9:19LIRLIRLIR: Good thing Irken heal quickly.

LIR: Lurk. The statue is watching us.

9:20Mysteriousjillguy( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znK6rVPAYdo&list=PLD6098AC323B94A33 )

9:20LIRLIR

The statue is on the ground now, remaining frozen, yet looking right at Lurk*

9:20Invader JibJib: It's uh...*looks over at the statue* AH! *Fires a laser at the statue*

9:20MysteriousjillguyLurk: Yeah,but it takes a few hours or so for a bad injury! Plus,my whole hand was cut off!



the statue explodes*



dust flys everywhere*

9:21LIRLIRLIR: You can't kill stone. Not with that.

9:21MysteriousjillguyLurk:*cough cough*



the dust clears*

9:21Tophats4ever

screaming is heard*

9:21InvadervaxKivi: Wow.

9:21LIRLIRLIR: Uhh. Lurk. *there are statues everywhere*

LIR: Two words.

LIR: Quantum

9:21Mysteriousjillguy

the dust clears and reveals a floating brain with throbbing veins and various organs attached to it,it has 2 eyeballs attached to veins*

9:21LIRLIRLIR: Locked.

LIR: What>

9:22MysteriousjillguyBrain:*growls* Clrgrclrg

9:22LIRLIRLIR: AHHGH

LIR: It's a brain! The close relative of the cucumber!

9:22Mysteriousjillguy

all the statues implode revealing floating organs with eyes*

9:22LIRLIRLIR: Not quantum-locked. Just fraidy brains..

9:22Mysteriousjillguy

the body parts rush at us,glowing red*

Lurk:RUN!!



Lurk runs*

9:23LIRLIRLIR: AGHHG *runs*

9:23MysteriousjillguyLurk: *sees a staircase*

9:23Invader Jib

Throws a fire grenade, which attaches to the brain, then follows them*



Jib:

9:23Mysteriousjillguy

the fire grenade evaporates,the brain glows brighter*

Lurk:THERE! THE GRAND STARCASE!

9:23LIRLIRLIR: *clambers up the stairs*

9:23Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk runs up the staircase,a door is at the top*

9:23Invader JibJib: *Uses PAK legs to climb faster*

9:24Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk takes a spider leg,he breaks the door down with it*



Lurk jumps through*

9:24Invader JibJib: *Follows*

9:24LIRLIRLIR: *follows*

9:24Mysteriousjillguy

Lur flys into a wall of an empty white room*

lurk*

9:25LIRLIRLIR: *stops running, and looks*

9:25Tophats4ever

everything behind them falls apart to pieces into a black void quick



ly*

9:25LIRLIRLIR: We're trapped!



Mysteriousjillguy

the door we bashed through appears solid and untouched*



another door appears behind us*

Lurk:This makes no sense whatsoever...

9:27Invader JibJib: ...See, this is why I don't travel dimensions...

9:27MysteriousjillguyLurk pulls out a small control panel*

Lurk:Luckily I brought a map scanner,it'll scan where we are and show us a map of the surrounding area.



Lurk presses a button*

9:28LIRLIRLIR: *presses in a square part of the wall, which plays a goofy noise each time it's pressed*

9:28Mysteriousjillguy

the screen turns blue*

Screen:Irk map.exe has shutdown.

9:28LIRLIRLIR: Uh..oh...

9:28Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk throws the control panel into a wall,it breaks*

9:29Tophats4ever

a shadowy figure appears at the far front of them resembling an irken girl and moaning is heard*

9:29LIRLIRLIR: *An eye appears where the control panel hit the wall*

9:29MysteriousjillguyLurk:Hmmm well it's either the back door or the door with hungry internal organs waiting for us.

9:29LIRLIRLIR: Let's go through this door.

9:29MysteriousjillguyLurk:?

9:29LIRLIRLIR: Hi, ghost shadow person.

LIR: Care to join?

9:29MysteriousjillguyLurk:Wait,there's uhh..an irken female?



Lurk opens the door,it creaks*



Lurk looks out*

9:30Invader JibJib: I don't understand anything anymore...

9:30MysteriousjillguyLurk:There's a purple bedroom..

9:30LIRLIRLIR: I understand pumpkins and paprika. A good source of vitamin C.

LIR: A BED? WHERE?! *runs into the room*

9:31Tophats4ever

scream is heard again and irken disappears after scream*

9:32Invader JibJib: AAAH!

9:32Mysteriousjillguy( http://www.google.com/imgres?rlz=1C1LENN_enUS464US464&espv=210&es_sm=93&biw=1241&bih=583&tbm=isch&tbnid=8ffvbs_xdOOkiM:&imgrefurl=http://www.homecreat.com/2011/09/15/12-feminine-purple-bedroom-decoration-ideas/&docid=VzxvTb8sShnMRM&imgurl=http://www.homecreat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/luxury-purple-bedroom.jpg&w=600&h=450&ei=DtmGUp2QH-jO2AXLn4CYDg&zoom=1&ved=1t:3588,r:10,s:0,i:109&iact=rc&page=2&tbnh=191&tbnw=259&start=4&ndsp=15&tx=111&ty=-23the bedroom)

9:32InvadervaxKivi: Weird.

9:32Invader JibJib: SOMETHING IS GONNA EAT US!

9:32MysteriousjillguyLurk walks into the room*



it's nightime outside the window*

9:32LIRLIRLIR: HAA!! *jumps onto the bed*

9:33Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk looks outside the window*

9:33LIRLIR

A pillow meows and flies onto LIR's face*

LIR: GET IT OFF!

9:33Invader JibJib: WE GOTTA BREAK THE WINDOW! IT'S THE ONLY WAY OUT!

9:33Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk sees a huge yard full of hills and a golf yard*

9:34Invader JibJib: *Grabs a lamp and is about to throw it through the window*

9:34MysteriousjillguyLurk:*looks up and sees a gas giant in the night sky*

9:34LIRLIRLIR: GET IT OFFF!!!!!

9:34Tophats4ever

a piano is heard playing a slow version of fur elise*

9:34LIRLIRLIR: Music. Oh, I love music.

9:34MysteriousjillguyLurk: Jib! Wait!

9:34Invader JibJib: *throws the lamp into the window, breaking it*

9:34LIRLIRLIR: Does anyone else hear the piano? *yanks off the pillow*

9:34Mysteriousjillguy

the lamp falls*



it falls down 24 stories*

9:35LIRLIRLIR: Whoa.

9:35MysteriousjillguyLurk:It's a long way down...

Lurk:WE appear to be in a mega mansion of some sort...

9:35Invader JibJib: Well, that's what PAK legs are for.

9:35Tophats4ever

faint laughing is heard*

9:36LIRLIRLIR: I've had enough of you, pillow cat. *throws the screeching pillow out the window, and it flies upward into the sky*

9:36Mysteriousjillguy

the lamp hits the ground,as soon as it does,the window dissappears*

9:36LIRLIRLIR: Wow.

LIR: What?



It's replaced by wall*

9:36Mysteriousjillguy

a vent on the ceiling shakes*

9:36LIRLIRLIR: Uhh.

9:36Mysteriousjillguy

the vent cover flys off,a clawd hand bursts out*

9:36Invader JibJib: AAAAH! *Flips out and punches a wall*

9:37Mysteriousjillguy

it's brown and wrinkly*



a second hand comes out*

9:37LIRLIRLIR: AHHH!!!

9:37Mysteriousjillguy

a green doll head pops out*

9:37InvadervaxKivi: Wow.

9:37Tophats4ever

a book suddenly fade appears on the bed saying "Memor##* rest is scratched*

9:37LIRLIRLIR: Hm? *picks up the book, and puts it in his chest storage area*

9:37Mysteriousjillguy

the doll head rotates 360,it has pink irken like eyes*

9:38LIRLIRLIR: WHAH!

9:38MysteriousjillguyDoll:HELLO EVERYBODY.

9:38LIRLIRLIR: Hi!

9:38MysteriousjillguyDoll:I LIKE PLAYING WITH KNIVES,ON YOUR SKIN? YOU DON"T MIND DO YOU?

9:39LIRLIRLIR: Me, too! But, if you're talking about my friends, they wouldn't understand.

9:39Mysteriousjillguy

music starts to play* ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5poTBjquubs )

9:39Invader JibJib: OOOOH NO NOT AT ALL *Is slamming head into the wall, and punching the wall trying to smash the wall open*

9:39InvadervaxKivi: LURKY!

9:40MysteriousjillguyDoll: YOU THREE JUST STAND THERE WHILE I PLAY WITH MY KNIVES. IT'S OKAY,JUST RELAX.



a second clown doll head pops out* 2nd doll:THe butcher's come to play.

9:40Tophats4ever

Female voice is heard humming*

9:41MysteriousjillguyDoll:Oh looky,my friends are here.

Doll:My name's Lurky. LET'S PLAY.

9:41Invader JibJib: WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF THERE...AND THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY *Pulls out fire grenade, and removes the gooey stuff that makes it fire*

9:41Mysteriousjillguy

the dolls fall onto the floor*



2 more dolls fall out*

9:41Tophats4ever

Same book appears again but without cover*

9:41Invader JibJib: I'M GOING TO BLOW THE WALL OPEN!

9:41LIRLIRLIR: Oh, please. You're amateurs!

9:42Invader JibJib: *Activates the grenade* AHAHAHAHAHAH



Boom*

9:42LIRLIRLIR: *walks over to the dolls and yanks them out of the vent, and throws them aside*



Kivi: Nice shot.

9:42Mysteriousjillguy

one doll bites LIR*



it rips off his hand*



the grenade explosion gets swallowed by Lurky*

Lurky:Mmm that tastes good. THanks for the snack.

9:43Invader Jib

Wait, no-The wall is just unphased by it*

9:43LIRLIRLIR: You're too kind. *uses his other claw to slice the doll's head off*

9:43Tophats4ever

Book: Everything I had. Gone. Because of someone that I knew. V##,*

9:44Invader JibJib: *Is passes out in the corner where he let off the grenade, laying in a big sploch of ashes*

9:44LIRLIRLIR: That's how you do it. Watch and learn! *regenerates his hand and slashes another doll up*

9:44Tophats4ever

Back cover of book: Z##a*

9:44MysteriousjillguyLurky:Meet my friends,Butcher,Slicy,and Roadkill. *a clown doll is seen,along with a doll with knives for hands,covered in scars,another is seen with 3 eyes and a baby head,it has 6 arms covered in claws*

( Do you think they're creepy?

Lurk:Ya know LIR,a portal would be REALLY good right now-

9:45Tophats4ever

Everything around the characters fade to black except the dolls

9:45Mysteriousjillguy

a doll hops on Lurk*

Lurky:HELLO,BROTHER!

Lurk:AHHH!



Lurk's spider legs come out,he violently tries to stab Lurky*

Lurky:Ahahaha! *he giggles*

9:46Invader JibJib: *Wakes up* Eheheheahahhaa....yeeah, this is real fun, dimensional god thing..ehehehe..*passes back out*

9:46Mysteriousjillguy

Lurky cuts Lurk with his knife*



a cut is on Lurk's face*

9:47LIRLIRLIR: Oh.. How cute.. *he is genuinely impressed by them*

9:47MysteriousjillguyLurk:You...YOU...

Lurk: YOU...

9:47LIRLIRLIR: *converts a whole doll into metal and smashes apart another one*

9:47InvadervaxKivi: Oh, no...

9:47MysteriousjillguyLurky:*closes Lurk's mouth* Ah ah ah,NOTHING OVER PG-13,REMEMBER?

9:48Mysteriousjillguy

slicey is turned into metal,he stabs LIR in the chest*



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9:49Invader Jib(It doesn't qaulify as over PG-13 anymore, LIR. I know it's sad, but it's true. A few years ago it might.)

9:49LIRLIRLIR: Really, the fact that you're dolls just KILLS it for me! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH! *goes berserk and slams Slicey into the wall*

(Lol.)

9:49Mysteriousjillguy( Lurky was refering to language,Lurk was about to call him a b@$T@$Rdd

9:49LIRLIR(OH. ok.)

9:49MysteriousjillguySlicey flys into a wall*

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9:49Mysteriousjillguy

there's a wound in LIR's chest*

9:50LIRLIR

LIR uses his nanobots to heal it*

9:50Tophats4ever

female voice is heard*

9:50LIRLIRLIR: Hey. *looks at a doll* You hear that?

9:50Tophats4everVoice: hello....?

9:50MysteriousjillguyButcher:C'mon now. *butcher has a deep voice*

9:50Invader JibJib: EGhH...GuYS, I'M NOOAUT GANNA MAKE IIT.....

9:50MysteriousjillguyButcher:WE just want to play..*butcher walks up to Jib*

9:51InvadervaxKivi: JIB, DON'T DIE ON ME NOW!

9:51MysteriousjillguyButcher:Come on now,don't be a wimp...

9:51LIRLIRLIR: Yeah, don't die!

9:51Tophats4ever

piano music plays http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gh-CWoAXV8g )

9:51Mysteriousjillguy

butcher cuts Jib's knee with a butcher knife*



green irken blood splatters*

9:51Invader JibJib: I CAN'T MOVE, MY LEGS ARE BROKEN AND..AAAUUUUGH GET IT AWAY FROM ME

9:51Mysteriousjillguy(Or pink,depending on what you think the color is.

9:51LIRLIRLIR: *grabs Butcher by his head*

9:52MysteriousjillguyButcher's head turns 360*

9:52LIRLIRLIR: Well, we've got ourselves an amateur.

9:52Mysteriousjillguy

roadkill hops on LIR*

9:52LIRLIRLIR: *shakes Butcher insanely fast, and makes Butcher dizzy*

LIR: That's how you deal with squirrels.

9:52Mysteriousjillguy

roadkill spazzes violently and chatters in a high pitched voice* *he frantically bites and scratches LIR*

9:53Invader JibJib: Uggh... *Uses PAK legs to get up*

9:53Mysteriousjillguy

roadkill stabs LIR in the chest and rips open his chest,he bursts his head through LIR's circuitry*

9:53LIRLIRLIR: GahgrughauhgrhuhghahgrhuhgaHUGAUHGUHSGASGHU

9:53Mysteriousjillguy

roadkill chews on various parts of him* Roadkill:GUAHHGGUAGHGRINKAHOFGG GRRLRGG GLRGGG

9:53Tophats4ever

a hanged figure appears this time it's the same shadowy figure from before*

9:53LIRLIRLIR: Okay.. you're pretty good amateurs..

9:54Mysteriousjillguy

roadkill spazzes around like a rabid animal*

9:54LIRLIR

LIR grows super-brightly, and he's randomly back*



It

9:54Mysteriousjillguy

roadkill rips out LIR's voice chip*

9:54LIRLIR

It's the Existence effect.*

LIR: *gets up*

9:54Mysteriousjillguy

roadkill's 6 arms slices out his food combuster*

Lurky hops on lurk*

Lurky:*smacks Lurk upside the head*

9:55LIRLIRLIR: I have no idea how this is happening *looks at himself, and each of the body parts Roadkill slices off flash back*

9:55Invader Jib(Eh....those things are kinda overpowered, Lurk)

9:55Mysteriousjillguy

Lurky kicks Lurk in the stomach and cuts his face reapedtly*

(Well,they are just dolls,you CAN kill them.

9:55LIRLIR(Yeah. LIR had to discover his Existence again. That takes a lot.)

9:56Mysteriousjillguy(Roadkill is the worst,he'll fight until he's literally dead.

9:56LIRLIRLIR: Well, no time for contemplating.

9:56Invader JibJib: *Trio Gem Sword ejects from Jib's PAK*

9:56LIRLIRLIR: Well, *takes out a flamethrower*

9:56Mysteriousjillguy(Butcher is sadistic,Slicey is ruthless,and Lurky is the sadistic comedic one

9:56LIRLIRLIR: Roadkill, meet the thing that you got your name from.

9:56Invader JibJib: *Holds Trio Gem Sword with a PAK leg*

9:57MysteriousjillguyRoadkill:GAURGHHLPOGHK? *his eyes cross*

9:57LIRLIRLIR: *burns Roadkill with the flamethrower*

9:57MysteriousjillguyButcher slices Jib's leg again*

9:57LIRLIR

He's literally on fire*

9:57MysteriousjillguyRoadkill:GAURGGHLPOGAGHKKK WHEEE WHEEE WHEEEEE *burns*

9:57Invader JibJib: AAAUGH *Rapdily slcies TRio Gem sword at butcher*

9:57Mysteriousjillguy

roadkill spazzes in pain*

Butcher:AHAHA-UGHK! *his head gets sliced off*

9:58LIRLIRLIR: *sings crazily* KILL IT WITH FIRE, BEFORE IT GET STRONGAH!! *blasts Butcher with the flamethrower and laughs crazily*

9:58Tophats4ever

All of the dolls suddenly disappear*

9:58MysteriousjillguyLurky:NOOOO MY BUDDIES!



slicey trips over Butcher's burning body,he combusts into blood because of the fire*

9:58LIRLIR(Zara, wait until we get to a place with ghosts for that stuff.)

9:59MysteriousjillguyLurky:NOOO! GGRGGHHHH

(WARNING KIDS:Extremely graphic image incoming.

9:59LIRLIRLIR: MAHAHAH AMATEURS!! WHAHHGHSAG

9:59MysteriousjillguyLurky's eyes turn red,veins on his face throb and are pink,his face begins to turn red*

9:59Invader Jib(Everyone suddenly leaves the chat after the warning*)

10:00MysteriousjillguyLurky:GGAURGGHHh! *pink fleshy tenecles burst out of his chesT*



the tenecles grab the dead dolls*

10:00LIRLIRLIR: What??

LIR: O_O

10:00Mysteriousjillguy

two more tenecles burst through a wall,they grab the organ monsters from the other room*



all the parts fuse together*

10:00LIRLIRLIR: What.. the?

LIR: Oh.. my...

10:01Mysteriousjillguy

Lurky transforms into a fleshy,disgusting,slimey mass of tenecles and organs*



Lurky's plastic eyeballs pop out,becoming replaced with bloodshot real eyes*

10:01LIRLIR(It's so scary i'm laughing if that's possible.)

10:01Mysteriousjillguy

lurky roars*GRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHNNNNNNNNNNNNK

10:01LIRLIRLIR: Uuuuh.

10:02Mysteriousjillguy

a bloody hand made of lungs and hearts smacks LIR so hard he flies out of the room*

10:02LIRLIRLIR: You wanna play touch-WAUGHGHGS

10:02Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk has passed out from bloodloss*

10:02LIRLIRLIR: THAT'S IT!

10:02Mysteriousjillguy

Lurky raises a giant clawed hand made of intestines over lurk*

10:03InvadervaxKivi: OH, MY-

10:03LIRLIR

The flamethrower begins to transform into a super-duper-flamey-doom-weapon*

10:03Invader JibJib: ....Okay, that is just gross...

10:03LIRLIR

a huge hole in the wall is ripped open, and engulfed in a fireball*

LIR: *steps out of the hole* Who wants to play tough?

10:04Mysteriousjillguy( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWjbW-JD23k )

Lurky: I WOULD LOVE TO,SCRAP METAL. *DISTORTED VOICE*



LURKY CRUSHES LURK WITH HIS intestine hand*

10:04LIRLIRLIR: YAARRGH *fires a huge fireball at Lurky*

10:04Mysteriousjillguy( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH_kNJvsoaA )



Lurky raises his intestine hand,Lurk is completely crushed,all that remains is his damaged torso and wounded head*

10:05LIRLIRLIR: NO!!!!!!

10:05Mysteriousjillguy

peices of his PAK are everywhere*

Lurky:HAHAHAWHAWHAWHHGJHGLJ *Lurky coughs up green fluid*

10:06Invader JibJib: *Dumps the flame liquid from a fire grenade into his laser gun, making it's laser blasts flaming. He fires it at the organ monster.*

10:06MysteriousjillguyLurky:ARGGHUGHHH



Lurky catches fire*



He begins to burn*

10:06LIRLIRLIR: *jumps right onto Lurky's face and blasts it with fire*

LIR: YOUUU

10:06Mysteriousjillguy

Lurky throws his fleshy tail made off organs at LIR and the others*

10:06LIRLIRLIR: SHALLL

LIR:NEVER LAUGH

10:06Mysteriousjillguy

they fly through the wall*

10:06LIRLIRLIR: AGAIN!!!!!!

10:07MysteriousjillguyLurky:GGAURGHH *his eyeballs evaporate*



lurky starts to burn up*

10:07LIRLIRLIR: *keeps torching Lurky with fire*

10:07Mysteriousjillguy

lurky spazzes in fear*



Lurky finally becomes still,he falls over*

10:07LIRLIRLIR: You. Are an amateur.

LIR: *blasts it's face with fire again, and drops the flamethrower*

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10:08Mysteriousjillguy( THe most violent creepiest roleplay?

10:08LIRLIR(LOL.)

LIR: Hm.

10:08Mysteriousjillguy

all that's left is lurky's burnt black corpse*

10:08LIRLIRLIR: *studies the bits of Lurk's PAK*

10:08Mysteriousjillguy

LIR sees Lurk's crushed body*

10:09LIRLIRLIR: I need.. something..

10:09Mysteriousjillguy

LIR starts to spark green eletric*

10:09LIRLIR

LIR's head swings open, and Lurk's PAK zooms out*

LIR: YES!!

LIR: LSD HAS ACTUALLY DONE SOMETHING TODAY!!

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10:10Mysteriousjillguy

everyone is engulfed with green light*

10:10LIRLIRLIR: WAIT. NOOO!!!!!

10:10Mysteriousjillguy

flash*

10:10Invader JibJib: *Grabs the old Pak's memory chip in the last second*

10:10LIRLIRLIR: Where am I now?

10:10Mysteriousjillguy

you end up in jib's base again*

10:10LIRLIRLIR: I have the PAK, Jib.

LIR: Wait..

10:11Mysteriousjillguy

due to the effects of teleportation,Lurk's corpse is fused with Lurky's body parts*



a door in Jib's base opens up*

10:11LIRLIRLIR: Well, here goes. *slaps the PAK onto the corpse's back*

10:11Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk walks in with no disguise*

10:11LIRLIRLIR: Lurk?

10:11MysteriousjillguyLurk:What are you guys doing?

10:12LIRLIRLIR: Is that you?

10:12Mysteriousjillguy

Lurk/lurky wakes up*

Lurk2:QUICK! CLONE ME OR SOMETHING! WHAT COLOR IS THE SKY? WHAT"S THE IRKEN CAPITAL SHIP? WHO'S THE TALLEST? WHAT COLOR IS EARTH"S OCEANS?

10:13LIRLIRLIR: uhh..

10:13MysteriousjillguyLurk2:TELL ME!! TELL ME! SO WE KNOW THE MADNESS IS OVER!

10:13Invader JibJib: . . . .

10:13LIRLIRLIR: It's over..

LIR: I'm so happy both of you are OK@

10:13MysteriousjillguyLurk:Geez,clone me. THe sky is blue,the capital ship is the massive,tallest red and purple are tallest,and the ocean is blue!

Lurk2:Oh thank heavens.

Lurk:I brought some snacks. *a fleshy tenecle pops out of Lurk's head*

10:14LIRLIRLIR: This was crazy..

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10:14LIRLIRLIR: Eww!

10:14MysteriousjillguyJib2:Me too! *holds snackbag with fleshy tenecle*



dramatic music que*

10:14LIRLIRLIR: O_O

10:14Invader JibJib: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

10:15LIRLIR(The end?)

10:15MysteriousjillguyLurk2:Meh. *grabs snack bag*



dramatic que* ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFO4aykR6hg&list=PLA46F6485EEDECABE )

10:15LIRLIRLIR: Yay! *takes some snacks*

10:15Invader JibJib: *Falls to the ground, motionless.*

10:16Mysteriousjillguy

the camera zooms to lurky's lifeless head on Lurk's fused back*

10:16InvadervaxKivi: Oh, my...

10:16LIRLIRTHE END.

10:16MysteriousjillguyLurky's head burps out a portal and his eyes open with jumpscare music*

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10:16Mysteriousjillguy

Red bloody words appear on the screen*"THE END"

THE SLIME A POCALYPSEEdit

green oozing words appear*"THE SLIME A POCALYPSE"

10:19LIRLIR(Lurk, are you posting the one we just did on the wiki?)

10:19Invader JibJib:*in the audience* Wow. I'm glad that isn'- Jib 2:That was awesome! *DUN DUN DUN*

10:20Mysteriousjillguy( I recorded everything.

( Btw,Lurky will come back...

( *DUN DUN DUN*

10:20LIRLIR(Are u gunna put it on the wiki?)

(Yeah, Lurky's a good boss.)

10:20Mysteriousjillguy( Put it on the wiki.

( OK,now it's time for LIR's rp.

10:21LIRLIR(YAY! So, the next one will have the Expanding Doom Jelly?)

10:21Mysteriousjillguy( "The Slime a pocalypse"

( Spooky tales of Doom )

10:21InvadervaxVax: Huh, I wonder what this next one is.

10:22Mysteriousjillguy( REmember,it's supposed to be scary and ..err..violent. Like the Lurky one.

10:22LIRLIR(Ooh, I plan to.)

10:22Invader JibJib: I..*frowns a the second Jib in the audience*


==

Slime-o-pocalypse==

10:22LIRLIRNarrator: One day on Foodcourtia..

10:22Mysteriousjillguy( I'm gonna draw Lurky and his friends tomrrow :3

10:22LIRLIR(Cool.)

(Everyone's eating food in a bagel shop, and there is a TV depicting IRKnews)

10:23Mysteriousjillguy( Also I'm gonna make a poster for "Spooky tales of doom" It'll have Lurk with a bandaged nub for an arm,and all the enemies from the spooky tales

10:24LIRLIRNewsman: This just in, Mink'z Delicacies has developed a whole new super-food that- AUGHHG *gets shocked*

10:24Mysteriousjillguy( I'll be Sevn in this.

10:24LIRLIRNewsman: WHY ME?!

10:24MysteriousjillguySevn:Gaughhh,these news programs are ridiculous.

10:24LIRLIROff-screen taser guy: You're not supposed to say that!

Newsman: But that's what the paper told me to say! OWHWHWW! WHYY!! *cries on interplanetary television*

Sevn:Hugh

10:25LIRLIR

Everyone happens to be in Mink'z Delicacies*

LIR: I think it's funny.

10:26Mysteriousjillguy

Sevn nibbles on a donut*

10:26Invader JibTark: It's supposed to be NEWS, not the Tazer channel.

10:26LIRLIRLIR: True..

10:26MysteriousjillguySevn:Where the Xeno did you come from?

10:26LIRLIRLIR: Who, me?

10:26Mysteriousjillguy( Is MInkz's decalcies canon?

10:26LIRLIR(No.)

10:27MysteriousjillguySevn:Yes you,altered SIR unit.

10:27LIRLIR(Well, you mean fanon canon?)

10:27Mysteriousjillguy( Yes.

10:27LIRLIR(Yeah, it is, but there's no article on it..)

(I'd prefer it though.)

10:28YourFavoriteFangirl(Hey, um.. Im back guys. What'd I miss? :U)

10:28Invader JibTark: Eh..*Yawns* *GASP* THE FUGITIVE SIR UNIT IS BACK!

10:28LIRLIR

A waiter comes to their table with a silver thing they use to hold chicken on Earth*

10:28Mysteriousjillguy( You missed an rp full of horrible gruesome terrors

10:28LIRLIR(We're doing the jelly RP.)

10:28Tophats4ever(A huuuge rp.)

10:28LIRLIR(Spooky tales of Doom)

10:28Mysteriousjillguy( Spooky tales of Doom )

10:28LIRLIRWaiter: YOUR GONNA TRY OUR NEW GREEN SLUDGE! *lifts the lid*

Waiter: *pushes LIR's face close to it*

Waiter: EAT UP! OR DIE!

10:29Mysteriousjillguy( We'll do a few RPs that we create,horrible spooky rps to celebrate hallowen. (LATE unfortunately)

10:29Invader JibTark: HEY! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

10:29Tophats4ever(One of my friends said before: "Squish that gelatin monster! " Pretty funny though.)

10:29LIRLIRWaiter: I'm just kidding!

10:29YourFavoriteFangirl(Can I join in somehow? XD)

10:29Mysteriousjillguy( I dunno why,but I just imagined a fat sizz lorr like female waiter saying that.

10:29LIRLIRLIR: Hmm. I ordered this new specialty.

10:29Invader JibTark: =_= I'm watching you...(To Waiter)

10:30LIRLIR(Sure..)

10:30Mysteriousjillguy( Sure,the halloween rps most likely won't be canon,so go ahead.

( We're in a resturant on foodcourtia.

10:30LIRLIRLIR: *begins to scarf down some of the gelatin*

10:30Tophats4ever(Anyone though of my friend's thought? Anyone? ok...)

10:30Mysteriousjillguy( I did.

10:30LIRLIRLIR: Well, i'm randomly here. No questions asked.

10:30Mysteriousjillguy( I assume it was phineas and pherb?

10:31Tophats4ever(Haven't heard my friends quote before he said that.)

10:31MysteriousjillguySevn:I've heard of you and that hooligan friend of yours,Larnik? Was it?

10:31YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Sitting at a table opposite of them, happened to have fallen asleep*.. (Yeah Im not good at throwing my characters into places so >.< Sorry if this looks lame)

10:31LIRLIR

Suddenly, an alarm goes off, and crazed laughing is heard*

Waiter: EVERYONE, OUT!!

LIR: It's Lurk.

10:31Mysteriousjillguy( It's okay,we'll just say Menami was on vacation or something.

Sevn walks out with LIR* Sevn:Ah yes,him.

10:32LIRLIR(Lurk, are you recording this?)

10:32Tophats4ever(And It goes down right crazy.)

10:32Invader JibTark: *WAlks out of the building*

10:32LIRLIR

The food service drones are constructing barriers around the store*

10:32Invader Jib

Walks

10:32MysteriousjillguySevn:Well,I'm interested in his technology,perhaps I could take a peek..*touches LIR's head*

10:32LIRLIRLIR: Hey!

10:32YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. !! *Wakes up, antennae twitching*.. *Runs out the door*

10:32LIRLIRLIR: What the?

10:33Mysteriousjillguy

lir smacks his hand*

10:33YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..*Mutters*: How many times am I going to fall asleep inside a building..

10:33MysteriousjillguySevn:Oh sorry to touch your trunk with my "junk". Hmph

10:33LIRLIR

The laughing grows louder, it sounds like children, but it's revealed to be food service drones, who smash down the windows but are blocked by the barricades*

10:34MysteriousjillguySevn:Oh poor drones.

10:34Invader JibTark: THE ROBOT IS A FUGITIVE! CALL THE MASS-Aw, forget it.

10:34LIRLIR

The laughing drones pick up the people who made the barricade and carry them down, and then return, laughing and singing songs at the people outside*

10:35MysteriousjillguySevn:Too bad I don't give a glazed chocolate doughnut. *throws a chunk on concerete at a food service drone*



Drones:

We will take you

to the green goo

you will be food!!!!

LIR: I thought you made the food, idiots!




The drones begin to pound on the barricades, and knock them down*

10:37Invader JibTark: =_= Initiate attack plan Z...*Pulls out a laser gun and fires it at a drone*

Tark: *Shoots a bunch of drones rapidly, often missing*

10:37InvadervaxKivi: Wow.

10:37LIRLIRDrone: YOU WILL BE FOOD!!

10:37MysteriousjillguySevn:*takes out a floating screen* *it scans them* THey appear to be hypnotized in some way.

10:38LIRLIRDrone: *pounces on Tark*

10:38MysteriousjillguySevn:Perhaps we should alert the local authorities,or call the resturant inspection team.

10:38LIRLIRLIR: That's just great,

10:38Invader JibTark: GAH! *Pushes the drone off*

10:38MysteriousjillguySevn:I'll try to call someone. *takes out a sphere microphone*

10:38LIRLIR

The drones begin to chant, HERE COMES THE GREEN GOO!!* and they carry some outside*

LIR: RUN!!

10:38Tophats4ever

A cube suddenly appears at the front of everyone*

10:39MysteriousjillguySevn:Hello? Hello? Oh,that's werid. No signal.

10:39LIRLIRLIR: Uhh...

10:39Tophats4ever(If anyone touches his or her cube, It'll teleport him/her to a hall of doors leading to random stuff.)

10:40MysteriousjillguySevn looks at menami*

10:40InvadervaxVax: *In the audience* *Thinking: "Weirdest horror movie EVER."*

10:40MysteriousjillguySevn:Oh look,some..girl...soldier.

10:40YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Stands up*.. U-Ugh..

10:40LIRLIR

the green goo suddenly glows, and a crowd of Irkens on the ground faint, and then begin to laugh and grab passersby, throwing them into the goo*

LIR: Uh.. we'd better go!!

10:40YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..*Looks back inside at what's going on*... ?!

10:40MysteriousjillguySevn:Says the religion obsessed idiot. *To vax in the theatre*

10:41Tophats4ever(Fudge. Everyone ignores the cubes*.

10:41MysteriousjillguySevn:Oh look a cube.

10:41LIRLIRLIR: I think we should goo!!

10:41YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *In the theatre*.. Why was I dragged along, again?

10:41Invadervax(BRB, bathroom.)

10:41Mysteriousjillguy

sevn grabs a random alien citizen and throws him into the cube*

( Zara,can't you go ahead and be your character?

10:41LIRLIR

There is now a horde of people laughing and singing and running at them*

10:41Tophats4ever

Citizen is teleported to door hall*

10:42Mysteriousjillguy

citizen opens a door*

10:42Tophats4ever

Train approaches fast making the citizen close the door*

10:42LIRLIR

Ships begin taking off, and panic ensues*

10:42MysteriousjillguyDoor:*PRESENT NICKELODEN COMMERCIAL* MARVIN MARVIN,THE THUNDERMANS,AND SOME CRAPPY NEW REALITY SHOW TONIGHT@

Citizen:AHHHH!!! *head explodes*

10:43LIRLIR(LOL)

10:43Tophats4everZara: Strange. Cube teleporters.

10:43LIRLIRLIR: IS NO ONE SEEING THE ZOMBIES?

LIR: IS NO ONE SEEING THE ZOMBIES?

10:43Invader JibTark: JUMP IN THE CUBE! FAST!

10:43LIRLIRNewsman: This just in, people are arriving

LIR: *jumps inside*

10:44Tophats4ever(THE PLOT IS NOW ABOUT THE TELEPORTING CUBES.)

10:44LIRLIRLIR: WHoaa..

10:44MysteriousjillguySevn:NO,you military fool! THat cube is filled with highly unstable energy!

10:44LIRLIR(Takeover T_T)

10:44Invader JibTark: *Jumps into the cube*

(Zara, uh, no.)

10:44LIRLIR(When do I get the jelly?!)

10:44YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. *Twitches, trying to keep self from having another panic attack*.. (I dont know where to-- where'd the cubes come from-- the rp is going too fast for me)

10:44Mysteriousjillguy

sevn grabs Tark's foot at the last second*

10:44Tophats4ever(Later...)

10:44LIRLIR(Nowhere. Zara is taking the roleplay over.)

(Make Menami jump into the cube.)

10:45Mysteriousjillguy( Zara,we can do an rp with your ideas later,okay?

10:45YourFavoriteFangirl(Oh, okay.. I got confused for a moment)

10:45Mysteriousjillguy(Well,after this one.

10:45Tophats4ever(We'll do that later with my idea.)

10:45Invader JibTark: *Falls back onto the ground*

10:45LIRLIR(K.)

LIR:

10:45YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Saw what the others were doing*.. I aint staying here any longer! *Jumps into a cube*

10:45Tophats4ever(BRB, SHOWER.)

10:45LIRLIRUhh

LIR: UHHH

10:45Invader JibTark: I don't..*Pokes the cube*

10:46LIRLIR

Foodcourtia is in pandemonium*

10:46Tophats4ever

People who jumped in the cube are teleported to the hall of doors.

10:46LIRLIRLIR: Whaa?

10:46YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. ?!

10:46LIRLIRLIR: What is this?

10:46YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..H-Hello? *Looks around*

10:46LIRLIRLIR: *opens a door, and it's full of cucumbers*

LIR: AHHH!!

LIR: *closes the door*

10:46Invadervax(BACK)

10:46LIRLIR(LIR has a fear of cucumbers)

Tophats4ever has left the chat. 

10:47LIRLIRLIR: How do I get outta here?!

10:47Mysteriousjillguy

menami sees a citizen with no head*

10:48YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. WAAAH! *Jumps back, shaking*

10:48MysteriousjillguySevn:Who cares! Let's get out of here! I think I left the energizer on back over Vort.

10:48LIRLIRLIR: *hears Menami, and smashes down the wall, and sees Manime*



Menami*

10:48YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. !! *Looks toward LIR*

10:49MysteriousjillguySevn:Gughhh

10:49LIRLIRLIR: HI, Menami.

INVADER VEX has joined the chat. 

10:49LIRLIRLIR: Where are we- GHHAHZHHZHZHHGTHGT *is engulfed in blue Expanding Doom Jelly*


Jingle bells,you all fell,to your horrible doooom.Edit

  • One fateful day on Planet Dlaredlare*
  • A bunch of Irken ships are hovering over a huge crater*
  • The crater has a giant asteroid in it,it's also filled with green glowing slime*
  • Irken annoucer:It appears a strange asteroid has crashed onto planet Dlaredlare/
  • Irken annoucer:It is unknown what the strange goo is.
  • Welcome to the Irken Empire Wiki chat 
  • 3:20Mysteriousjillguy
  • A crowd of Irkens is near the crater,there's a big ring of eletricity around it to keep them away*
  • around the crater*
  • A hooded figure walks in the crowd,carrying a huge bag*
  • Figure:Outta my way! Move it! *He shoves through a bunch of irkens*
  • ( You guys coming in?

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