Xisenin's origin is revealed. A strange person has tried to murder Angri and sabotage her mission. Also, Mario's original robloxian body has been stolen. Will the mystery be solved? No. Not really.
11:56LIRLIRXisenin: I don't know why you're questioning your actions.
11:56MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Well uhh..
Schmoob:Emotion shows weakness..
Schmoob:Why show your emotions if people will just ridicule you?
11:57LIRLIREmotion shows effort.
(Oops forgot to put Xisenin in CD)
Xisenin:
Xisenin: Well, I'm not ridiculing you
11:58MysteriousjillguySchmoob>Hmmm?
Schmoob:Wait..you aren't..
Schmoob:Or are you WAITING for the right moment?
11:59LIRLIRXisenin: What's there to ridicule?
12:00MysteriousjillguySchmoob:...WEll...my love for a human..
Schmoob:My insanity..
12:01LIRLIRXisenin: I love cheese and boxes, and I'm weird.
Xisenin: Nobody ridicules me! Well, not that I know of.
12:03MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Hmm
12:03LIRLIRXisenin: See, it's not your emotions in general, it's how you express them.
12:04MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Huh?
Schmoob:Eh?
12:05LIRLIR
Schmoob notices Minecraft pictures on the walls and a box that is neatly drawn on the wall*
12:05MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*looks at them*
Schmoob:..?
12:06LIRLIRXisenin: A home can reflect your personality without it being you, and if decorated correctly, can be in overall, pleasing.
12:07MysteriousjillguySchmoob:You mean like...
12:07LIRLIRXisenin: Like what? *eats cheese*
12:07MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Well,I did have a shrine in my old base full of Fionna dolls and Fionna pictures....is that good?
Schmoob......and corpses in Fionna hats..
12:08LIRLIRXisenin: Hmm. Shrines are generally hidden. It's nicer to make it more public, but don't cover everything with her.
Xisenin: Corpses? Why didn't you use mannequins?
12:10MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Ehhh
Schmoob:I was ermm..traying to create A fionna..
12:11LIRLIRXisenin: Anyways, the thing is, treat everything you own as an extension of yourself, a way to express yourself without speaking directly.
12:11Mysteriousjillguytrying*
Schmoob:But the others..I just wish I could find her somewhere..
Schmoob:They don't help me do exactly that..
Schmoob:They just ridicule me and refuse to assist me..
12:13LIRLIRXisenin: Ah, that's where the problem is. I like things that have definite proof of existence *shoves a chunk of cheese into Schmoob's mouth*
Xisenin: While you like something to find. *pokes Schmoob in the forehead*
harder to
something harder to find
12:16MysteriousjillguySchmoob:I can't even begin to look for her without inter dimensional travel..
Schmoob:If they could..just help me build SOME kind of portal..
Schmoob:Maybe a donut shaped one..Ooo
Schmoob:I mean-
12:17LIRLIRXisenin: And that's so hard? *Schmoob notices again the Minecraft pictures, too detailed to be drawn*
12:19MysteriousjillguySchmoob:....? O-o
Schmoob:...You went to the minecraft dimension..?
Schmoob:TELL MEEEE!
12:21LIRLIRXisenin: Well.. yeah.. And it's cool there. But that's not where you want to go.
12:21MysteriousjillguySchmoob:I need to go to Ooo....Genderbent Ooo..
Schmoob:I've tried opening portals,but they usually either opened portals to dimensions full of Irken eating abominations or just sentient bubblegum wrappers.
Schmoob:Then I found this one werid dimension with a moose-
THe entrance door slams open*
12:22LIRLIRXisenin: Ooo? Never heard of it. But I made a brief stop at a cartoon Earth place while I was perfecting my portal.
12:25MysteriousjillguyKiz:THE CUBE ARE WATCHING US
Angri:BE QUIET!!!
Angri:Anyway,YOU! Umm....KURL!
Schmoob:My Name's Schmoob.
Angri:WHATEVER.
Angri:You left CUBE GRENADES,in MY BASE!
12:26LIRLIRXisenin: *grabs a big cheese wheel and takes a bite*
12:26MysteriousjillguyAngri:You could've jepoardized my mission on planet TOO-BIZY! Youuuuuuu-YOUU!
Angri:GNGH!
Angri:You'll pay for this!
Angri:*takes out an Irken communicator*
Angri:HELLO? I've found the fugitive.
Schmoob:NOOOOO!
Schmoob jumps on Angri and tackles her*
12:27LIRLIRXisenin: *Chucks the rest of the cheese wheel into Angri' s face*
12:27MysteriousjillguySchmoob:GGUUYGHG YOU SMELL LIKE HONY FOR SOME REASON.
honey*
Angri:gagh! THE CHEEESE!
Angri's communicator flys out of her hand and onto the ground*
12:28LIRLIRXisenin: *picks it up*
12:29MysteriousjillguyCommunicator:WE don't accept fake fugitives with iposssibly spiky hair. Do not call prank call again or we'll burn your antennae and kill your loved ones. Goodbye!
12:29LIRLIRXisenin: *starts gnawing on it*
12:29Mysteriousjillguyimpossibly*
THe number hangs up*
Schmoob:GGHGFH IMPOSSIBLE!
Schmoob:ITS A TRICK! THEY"RE TRYING TO DISTRACT US!
Schmoob:GAGGH
Schmoob takes away the communicator*
12:31LIRLIRXisenin: *hands it to AIC, who looks at Xisenin with disgust and walks away*
12:31Mysteriousjillguy
An LSD portal to a dimension full of acidic cheese opens*
Schmoob snatches communicator away and throws it into the portal*
12:32LIRLIRXisenin: Well, that works..
12:32Mysteriousjillguythe*
Schmoob:*THe portal closes*
12:33LIRLIRXisenin: *looks at Angri* I can pay for that..
12:33MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Hmm.....maybe I can throw Angri into a dimension of incomprehensible coffee oceans just to make sure..
Angri:YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING..you..you....HYOOMAN LOVER
Angri:Grgh!
Schmoob:By the way,I didn't go into your base at all. Infact,I barely even know you.
Schmoob:WAit,YOU"RE A SPY AREN"T YOU?
Schmoob takes out a plasma cannon bigger then his head*
Schmoob:WHO ARE YOU!
Angri:Well,I'm an invader-
12:34LIRLIRXisenin: Shut up and eat bread *gives Angri a croissant and starts eating one*
12:34MysteriousjillguySchmoob:WHO ARE YOU?!!
Schmoob:EAT THE BREAd,AND TELL MEEEE!
Angri:*smacks Schmoob*
Terrrz:I'm Angri,you IDIOT>
Angri:INVADER Angri.
Schmoob:An..INVADER? O_O
12:35LIRLIRXisenin: I don't believe we've met. I'm Xisenin.
12:35MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*hides behind Xi's couch infront of the camera monitors*
Schmoob:Dont let em see me.
Schmoob:0_0 *peeks above the couch*
Angri:WEll Yes..I'm Angri.
Angri:THis is Kiz. *piints to KIz* Kiz:He is the demon.
KIz:*licks Xi's face*
12:37LIRLIRXisenin: *grabs Kiz and hugs him*
12:37MysteriousjillguyAngri:Hmm...if Schmoob didn't do it..who else would have cube grenades..
KIz:GUGH,NO,NEGATIVE NEGATIVE. GERMS DETECTED.
KIz whacks Xi upside the head with his head*
12:38LIRLIRXisenin: *slams Kiz into a wall repeatedly with telekinesis*
12:38MysteriousjillguyAngri:HEY!
Angri:He's expsnsive! Expensive Metal and-
Angri:...How'd you do that..?
Schmoob:I had telekinesis once.
12:39LIRLIRXisenin: Good!! *extra hard slam*
12:40MysteriousjillguySchmoob:You see,I did it by accidentally teleporting magical cheese up my-
12:40LIRLIRXisenin: Suspended hardlight. It's also how I talk.
12:40MysteriousjillguyAngri:...AND I STOPPED LISTENING.
Schmoob:Hardlight?
Schmoob:How do you use that to talk?
12:40LIRLIRXisenin: It's made of electrons
12:41MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Oh..wait..what?
12:41LIRLIRXisenin: Oh, it vibrates the air around my mouth
12:41MysteriousjillguyAngri:...HE's stupider then I thought..
12:41LIRLIRXisenin: *His voice is suddenly everywhere* Or anywhere
Xisenin: *Changes his voice to sound like Kiz* It can be quite useful.
Xisenin: *His voice is normal now* You guys could hardly tell without me telling, because I still move my mouth
Oh yeah. Ok
(321 continue!)
Xisenin: So... yeah.. that's how I talk...but ANYWAYS, if Schmoob doesn't recall putting grenades in your base, who did?
12:26MysteriousjillguyAngri:Hmmm..
Schmoob:HMM
Angri: I dunno..
Angri:It could'nt have been Nin. And I just met you..so..
Angri:..Unless YOU DID it? =_O
12:28LIRLIRXisenin: Why would I have block grenades? *Angri notices the minecraft pictures and stuff*
12:28MysteriousjillguyAngri:...?
12:28LIRLIRXisenin: Well, I like cubes and boxes but I don't have any block grenades/
12:28MysteriousjillguyAngri:Uhh...whats with this stuff-
Angri:HM
Schmoob:Maybe we should go investigat-WAIT! Why would we help YOU in the first place?
Angri:Because,if you don't,I'll have you thrown into Looney Bin.
Schmoob:...O-o....
12:30LIRLIRXisenin: I was there once.
12:30MysteriousjillguySchmoob:It was horrible,easn't it?
Schmoob:I heard it smells like mold there.
Schmoob:MOLD
12:30LIRLIRXisenin: Well, yeah.
Xisenin: But there was free food.
12:31MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Plegthhbth
Schmoob:Fine,we'll help you.
Angri:GREAT!
Angri:Now hurry up. We're flying to planet TOO-BIZY.
12:32LIRLIRXisenin: We can take my ship!
12:32MysteriousjillguyAngri:I have my own ship.
12:32LIRLIROh.
12:32MysteriousjillguyAngri:How do you think I got here?
12:33LIRLIRXisenin: Well, Schmoob and I can take my ship.
12:33MysteriousjillguyAngri:Moron. *opens the door to the hangar*
Angri:Okie dokie.
Angri walks down a hallway to the hangar*
Schmoob follows*
12:33LIRLIRXisenin: *goes into the hangar, and immediately Schmoob notices a gigantic octahedron of solar panels*
Xisenin: That's my ship! Now, you can't see how we get in. *gives Schmoob a blindfold*
12:35MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Huh?
Angri:Grggh,I can see though-
12:36LIRLIRXisenin: Well, you guys are friends. Ah, what the heck. *grabs Schmoob and shadow warps inside the ship*
12:37MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Oooh
12:37LIRLIRXisenin: *gestures to a couch nearby* You can sit on that. *goes to the center of the room they are in, whose walls are covered with dozens of buttons and gizmos*
12:37Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob takes off the blindfold*
Schmoob:Hmm..buttons..
Schmoob takes out ductape*
12:37LIRLIRXisenin: Don't touch them!
Xisenin: The ship can only be operated by someone with my type of telekinesis.
12:37MysteriousjillguySchmoob:No bodie's going to press a self destruct button or anything. o_o *puts ductape all over the buttons*
12:38LIRLIRXisenin: Those are the CONTROLS!
12:38MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Oh.
Schmoob:*leans on a button*
Schmoob;0_0
12:38LIRLIRXisenin: =_= Just go sit on that couch!
Xisenin: Fortunately, none of the buttons will DO anything until I press the special button that only I can get to.
12:39Mysteriousjillguy
A bag of peanuts and furcoats falls on Schmoob*
Schmoob:GAGH!
12:39LIRLIRXisenin: That's the survival supplies button, I guess.. don't know how that got there.
12:39MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Grgh..my spine..
12:40LIRLIRXisenin: Just go sit on the couch, please.
12:40Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob pushes the bag off him and sits on the couch*
12:41LIRLIRXisenin: All right! *presses the button only he can press, and the other buttons flare to life, and a holographic 360 degree display goes around Xisenin*
Xisenin: *links to Angri's spaceship* What's the coordinates of your base again?
12:42MysteriousjillguyAngri:Uhhh
12:43LIRLIRXisenin: You don't remember?
12:43MysteriousjillguyAngri:It's on Planet TOO-BIZY.
12:43LIRLIRXisenin: Oh. Ok.
12:43MysteriousjillguyAngri:In the JarJar sector.
12:43LIRLIRXisenin: PREPARING FOR HARD WARP!
12:44MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Eh? o_o
12:44LIRLIR
The spaceship gets cloaked in hardlight*
12:44Mysteriousjillguy
Angri takes off in a minature spittle runner*
12:44LIRLIRXisenin: HARD WARP IN 3
2
1
12:44MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Uh,what's hard warp-
Angri's ship boosts into space with pink fire*
12:45LIRLIR
The spaceship zooms off faster than light, but nobody can tell because of the localized gravity*
Xisenin: We're going faster than light right now. Fortunately, we're not dead because of the localized gravity system.
12:46LIRLIRXisenin: Oh, wait, I forgot, you can't see what's going on. *A 360 degree view of around the spaceship is projected around the couch*
12:47MysteriousjillguySchmoob:o-O
12:47LIRLIR
Or Schmoob's head, whichever works*
12:47Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob sees tons of planets zooming by,they reflect off his eyes*
Schmoob:Neat...
12:47LIRLIRXisenin: And we're HERE! *the ship stops at planet TOO-BIZY*
12:47Mysteriousjillguy
THUNK*
The ship shakes for a mintute*
12:48LIRLIRXisenin: ?
12:48MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Wait..
Angri:Oh uh,I forgot to mention. Uhh..this planet's gravity is about 2 times stronger then Irk's.
12:49LIRLIRXisenin: Oh. Activating hardlight entry shield! *An invisible hardlight shield is projected around the spaceship as it begins to go into planet TOO-BIZY's atmosphere*
12:49Mysteriousjillguy
The ship feels heavier,a bit*
12:50LIRLIRXisenin: Hardlight has no gravity and ability to absorb heat, so it's the perfect shield.
12:50MysteriousjillguyAngri:The atmosphere is thicker here too. So you might wanna wear a bubble helmet.
12:50LIRLIRXisenin: Ahh, gotcha.
12:50MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Ok.
12:50LIRLIRXisenin: *activates his bubble helmet*
12:50MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*helmet activates*
Schmoob:GGhlkj
12:51LIRLIRXisenin: Don't want our heads to be crushed! Hehe
12:51MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Who KNOWS what could've been trying to kill Angri.
Schmoob:WHAT IF IT"S A VAMPIRE TREE?!
12:51LIRLIRXisenin: However, we might not need to exit at all until we find Angri's base.
12:51MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Oh good.
Schmoob:So uhh
Schmoob:Hm.
12:52LIRLIRXisenin: Unfolding horizontal tentacles! *A number of the solar panels along the ship's equator fold back and metal tentacles unfurl out, and clamp onto the ground*
The ship lifts itself up using the tentacles*
12:53MysteriousjillguySchmoob:...WE're here?
12:53LIRLIRXisenin: I don't know where the base IS exactly.
12:54MysteriousjillguyAngri on communication intercom:THe base should be a mile from here.
12:54LIRLIRXisenin: Ok.
12:54MysteriousjillguyAngri:I'll meet you there. Oh and watch out for BEASTS and man eating jungle-*static*
Schmoob:Man..eating..?
12:55LIRLIRXisenin: What? Hello? Hm. Seems we've lost connection
12:55MysteriousjillguySchmoob:WElp,we're irkens so we should be safe then. *walks out of the ship*
12:55LIRLIRXisenin: Ah well. Wait- what- how'd you get out?
12:56MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Ehh...I pressed a button on the wall and it opened a werid hatch door..
Schmoob:/
Schmoob:
12:56LIRLIRXisenin: Well, link your communicator to the one in my ship. You can go exploring if you want, and if you find Angri's base, tell me.
12:56MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Uhh..I think you should come with me.
12:57LIRLIRXisenin: I'll search the skies. *the ship levitates up, and the tentacles unfurl solar sail fins, which wiggle like a jellyfish as it floats*
12:57MysteriousjillguySchmoob:I dunno much about planets: But I'm pretty sure beasts-
Schmoob:..Nevermind then..
12:57LIRLIRXisenin: Hm?
12:57Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob takes out his comunicator*
12:57LIRLIRXisenin: I think it's safer to be in my ship, anyways..
12:57Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob presses a red button it,the communicator links with the ship*
12:58LIRLIRXisenin: Ah, ok then. I'll get to searching. *the ship floats off*
12:58MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Welp...here I go...
A jungle full of dark purple planets is infront of Schmoob*
Schmoob:*gulps*
Schmoob walks through the jungle*
Werid alien calls heard*
A nest full of 3 eyed lizards things is seen on a tree*
Child:Tweet.
1:00LIRLIRXisenin: My ship is very quiet, in case you didn't notice. If you need help I can shadow warp to you.
1:00MysteriousjillguySchmoob:GDRFVYHFTBGDHYJHGC *takes out a huge plasma cannon and fires it at the nest* *It's vaporized instantly,along with the lizards*
Schmoob:Phew..
1:01LIRLIRXisenin: Geez, you're going to get attacked if you start shooting everything in sight.
1:01Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob walks*
Schmoob:*on communicator* Uh...those things looked dangerous. Yeep.
Schmoob:I hope they're aren't moose here too.
Schmoob:MOOSE o_o
1:02LIRLIRXisenin: I thought the moose was a species that lives only on Earth.
1:02MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Oh sure,tell that the inter dimensional Moose I found-
A giant venus flytrap made of flesh comes out of the ground*
Schmoob:GAGH!
THe flytrap spits out honey*
1:04LIRLIRXisenin: What is that? It sounds horrible!
1:04MysteriousjillguySchmoob:OH SWEET LORD,IT"S ACID! *fires cannon at the beast*
Schmoob:*licks the honey on his arm* Oh wait..
1:04LIRLIRXisenin: Angri, can you give me a beacon at least to your base?
1:36MysteriousjillguyNightmare Schmoob:My base has weapons,equipment,all sorts of stuff!
Nightmare Schmoob:You could go there..
Schmoob:Why are you helping us..?
Nightmare Schmoob:Well,my inferior BROCOLI STENCHED CLONE,I have a feeling whoever ransacked Angri's base,is involved with my crashing..
Nightmare Schmoob:THe only one who could help besides you two is Anti-LIR. And he tends to be uncoperative.
1:38LIRLIRXisenin: Hm.
1:38MysteriousjillguyNightmare Schmoob:Uh..we'd better go before this jungle explodes into a ball of flames,anyway.
Schmoob:O_o. LETS GO!
Nightmare Schmoob:*Takes out his sytche*
Nightmare Schmoob stabs it into the ground*
1:40LIRLIRXisenin: o-o *watches*
1:40MysteriousjillguyNightmare Schmoob grabs Xi and Schmoob*
1:40LIRLIRXisenin: GHGH
1:40Mysteriousjillguy
N.Schmoob eletrifies his sytche*
The sytche explodes,sending it and them into the air*
N.Schmoob:GAUGGHRAGGHKK
1:40LIRLIRXisenin: HGHAG
1:41Mysteriousjillguy
N.Schmoob falls toward the ground,a metallic dome shaped base is seen*
A tree is on top of it*
1:41LIRLIRXisenin: Hm.
1:41Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob hits the ground*
Schmoob:GNGH! *rocks fly everywhere*
N.Schmoob sticks his sytche into the ground on impact,and wings*
swings*
N.Schmoob flys toward the base entrance and hits it*
N.Schmoob:GAUGHNK!
N.Schmoob:*stands up,stumbling*
1:42LIRLIRXisenin: h
1:42MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:So-So-So this the THEEE base.
1:42LIRLIRXisenin: Nice.. *walks in*
1:42MysteriousjillguySchmoob:How'd you not get discovered by the natives?
N.Schmoob:Simple.
1:44LIRLIR(You are recording this, right?)
1:44Mysteriousjillguy
N.Schmoob and Schmoob walk inside*
(Yes.)
1:44LIRLIR(k)
Xisenin: *sits on a couch*
1:44MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:*points to a screen showing the top of the base*
(A tree is on it*
1:44LIRLIRXisenin: Well, that's a good disguise.
1:45Mysteriousjillguy
A giant bee native looks at the tree and flys away,not noticing the obvious,giant metal dome*
1:45LIRLIRXisenin: Hm.
1:45MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:..ERmm..they get pretty focused on their hive actually. Almost to the point of suicide.
Schmoob:Incredibly stupid lifefforms.
N.Schmoob:I agree.
Schmoob:i agree AS WELL!
N.Schmoob:Well isn't that neat. THANK YOUUU.
Schmoob:nonsense,YOUR WELCOME.
N.Schmoob:Disgusting inferior prime copy!
1:46LIRLIRXisenin: o-o I wonder if there's a nightmare ME?
1:46MysteriousjillguySchmoob:WELL GOOD LUCK TO YOU YOU..YOU...GREY COLORED ABOMINATION!
N.Schmoob:oh there IS. His name is Xiirz.
N.Schmoob:He's pretty creepy actually..
N.Schmoob:HE visits here sometimes to burrow a cup of sugar,though.
1:47LIRLIR(I might make a page about him.)
1:48MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:He can lightwarp and change his form with shadows.
N.Schmoob:HE scares me sometimes. o_o
Schmoob:Is there a NIGHTMARE FIONNA?
N.Schmoob:*grabs Schmoob's head*
N.Lrk:NO,YOU IDIOTTT.
1:48LIRLIR(Yeah, I'll get to making a page about him.)
1:49Mysteriousjillguy
N.Schmoob throws Schmoob toward the ground*
Schmoob:What about Nightmare Tallests?
N.Schmoob:Yep.
N.Schmoob:Although,on NIghtmare Irk,the tallests are chosen on how spooky there are. Not just how tall.
N.Schmoob:Nightmare REd has giant ugly teeh to chew on donuts.
Schmoob:..O-o...that sounds terrifying..
Schmoob:...WHat about a nightmare Control brain..?
N.Schmoob:......We don't talk about him here...*trembles*
Schmoob:...?
N.Schmoob:Nevermind. Now,lets get to the supply and weapon room to hook you guys up with splodey weapons.
N.Schmoob:THen we can head to he cafeteria for lunch. Today's Fried corpse friday!
1:52LIRLIRXisenin: I like splodey weapons.
1:52MysteriousjillguySchmoob:..O-o...I'll take the weapons..
N.Schmoob:K.K>KKKKKKK1344 *turns around,abruptly*
N.Schmoob andSchmoob walk toward a giant hatch door*
1:53LIRLIRXisenin: *follows*
1:53Mysteriousjillguy
THe door rises up*
Smoke comes out of it*
Suddenly,Schmoob and Xi feel lighter*
1:54LIRLIR(What did N.Schmoob mean that Nightmare Xisenin can morph using shadows? Can he change shape?)
Xisenin: Ooh.
1:54Mysteriousjillguy( Yeah.
1:54LIRLIR(Hm.)
(Uh, so he can make himself look like other people and stuff like that?)
1:55MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:THe gravity in my base can change from LOw gravity to Irk gravity. I usually leave on low,to remind me of my space station before it was DESTROYED BY YOUR MEDDLING ARMY-
( Well
( Maybe he could transform into monsters..?
1:55LIRLIR(That's not very beneficial, though.)
1:56Mysteriousjillguy( What if he could change his form to copy other's abilities? Like Zik's Magic? He could copy Zeerk's abilities and transform into a mechanian..thing..
Schmoob:*jumps up and jumps higher*
Schmoob:Cool.
1:57LIRLIR(Maybe he can instead hide inside people.)
1:57Mysteriousjillguy( Posess people?
1:57LIRLIR(I dunno.)
1:57Mysteriousjillguy( Hmm
( Maybe just copy people.
( Could he be more manical and agressive then Xi?
1:58LIRLIR(I'm thinking that since Xisenin is energetic and chatty, N.Xisenin would not talk at all, and he has this constant smile on his face. He doesn't show aggression but he's super persistent.)
1:59Mysteriousjillguy( Oh.
Schmoob:WAit..if there's a nightmare JIb..that means there's a Nightmare OOO planet! o_o
Schmoob:NIghtmare Oo...yeesh..
N.Schmoob:Grghg. Quit explaining the obvious and touch that orb.
A blue orb is next to XI and Schmoob*
THe hallway if covered in mechanical parts and blue,shiny orbs inside the walls*
Schmoob:?
Schmoob:Will it fry us into fried corpses? OR WHAT IF IT TURNS US INTO MARSHMELLOW ZOMBIES.
N.Schmoob:It won't DO THAT! Just TOUCH IT!
2:02LIRLIR(How about while N.Xisenin's inside someone, he can interact with every system in the person's body? Like, make them hungry or feel like someone touched them. )
2:02Mysteriousjillguy9
( OK.*
Ok*
2:02LIRLIRXisenin: ooh. *touches it*
2:03Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob touches it as well*
Schmoob and Xi are transformed into living globs of marshmellow*
N.Schmoob:OOPS-
N.Schmoob:Ehehe...I kinda sorta lied.
2:03LIRLIR(And he can also change shape into a mass of shadowy tentacles, but that's the only thing he can change shape into.)
2:03MysteriousjillguySchmoob:GGHGKHUJ I"M GONNA RIP OFF YOUR ANTENNAE AND TURN INTO ....TAQUITOS!
2:04LIRLIR(So he can become a tentacle thing and have tentacles wriggle out of the person's mouth and stuff)
2:04MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:NOw hold on,you prickly porcupine mutant! I know an orb that can fix you both.
( Creepy...Ok.
N.Lutk:Press the orb on the ceiling by streching your mashmallow body.
Schmoob streches up*
A gooey marshamallow tenetacle touches the orb*
Another of Schmoob's tenetacle touches Xi*
Schmoob and Xi transform back to normal*
Schmoob:*falls* GHNG
Schmoob hits the ground*
Schmoob:So uhh..
N.Schmoob:Ok,now Xi and Schmoob. Press the OR-OR-OR-OR-OR..N.Schmoob has stopped responding. Would you like to send an error report?
Schmoob:No!
N.Schmoob:Sending report.
Schmoob facepalms*
N.Schmoob:Voicebox rebooting..
N.Schmoob stands there,silent*
Schmoob:......:I *taps foot*
N.Schmoob:Complete.
N.Schmoob:GGHNGHVKHHJ *glitchy voice* I H@t3E!1 WHEn THAT HAAAAPPENS.
N.Schmoob:Now..uh...touch the orb on the right wall,Xi.
2:09LIRLIRXisenin: *touches it*
2:09Mysteriousjillguy
Schmoob touches it as well*
Schmoob and Xi are teleported to a giant square shaped room*
N.Schmoob teleports as well*
N.Schmoob:WElcome to my supply room! You jerks.
MIllions of handheld weapons line the walls*
Tons of glowing,metallic crates are everywhere*
2:11LIRLIRXisenin: Whoa.
2:11MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:Anti LIR helped me make this with the LSD.
2:11LIRLIR(Maybe he could also use the tentacles instead of telekinesis, like Slenderman?)
2:12Mysteriousjillguy( Yeah.
N.Schmoob:HEY ANTI LIR?!
N.Schmoob:GET OVER HEREEEEE.
2:12LIRLIRAnti-LIR: *drops down on N.Schmoob* I was EXPECTING YOU! <P
2:13MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:GRGGH!
NSchmoob eletrfies Anti LIR painfully*
n>Schmoob:GET OFF MY HEAD!
2:13LIRLIRAnti-LIR: *crawls over to Xisenin*
2:13MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:Now ANTI LIR,these guys aren't food. Atleast..not for now. THeese are guests.
2:14LIRLIRAnti-LIR: *frowns* YOU SAID YOU'D GET ME SOME!
2:14MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:TODAY"S FRIED CORPSE FRIDAY IN THE CAFETERIA ROOM! GO G-GET SOMEEE
2:15LIRLIR(Ok, I finished the page. For now.)
2:15MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:BING BING! POROP! ZRT SHAKULSHH 666 NUMBER OF SATAN! POTATO SANDWICH CRUMBS!
Schmoob:Potatoes. o>o
N.Schmoob:ANNNNYYYWAYY
2:15LIRLIRAnti-LIR: MMM *jumps to the ceiling and clunking is heard as he goes to the cafeteria*
2:15MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:Ehhh..
2:16LIRLIRXisenin: o-o
2:16MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:So,what weapon you like to equip? The Blodey gigatron 900? THe Zapem Cortex Partsiculator? Plasma rifles? Illegal Black hole guns?
N.Schmoob:THey're yours my friend! With a purchase on 10 monies,per gun,of course.
Schmoob pulls out some Irken coins*
Schmoob:Leese..I have 10 cents. Is that good?
N.Schmoob:*twitch*
2:17LIRLIRXisenin: I've got a lot of monies. I want those two pistols that get more powerful the longer you hold down the triggers.
2:17MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:OF COURSE IT IS! *swipes*
N.Schmoob:AH! You mean the FUSION PISTOLS!
2:18LIRLIRXisenin: Yes, those.
2:18MysteriousjillguyN>Schmoob:*throws them at Xi*
2:18LIRLIRXisenin: *gives N.Schmoob the monies*
2:18MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Hm...I"d like that illegal blackhole gun and the Zapem Cortex Partsiculator.
N.Schmoob:SOLD! TO the hedgehog haired man child!
2:19LIRLIRXisenin: Is there a targeting range anywhere?
2:19Mysteriousjillguy
N.Schmoob throws the gun at Schmoob,the guns are huge*
N.Schmoob:Well,there's a targeting range full of Fionna cardboard cutouts.
2:19LIRLIRXisenin: Hm.
Xisenin: *goes to it, and observes a button on the pistols*
2:20MysteriousjillguySchmoob:..Fionna cutouts?
2:21LIRLIR
The button says "AFTER RELEASE" but it hasn't been pressed yet*
2:21MysteriousjillguySchmoob:i thought you liked Fionna? Like me?
N.Schmoob:Not all counterparts are alike.
2:21LIRLIRXisenin: *presses the button on both pistols, and the buttons now read "DURING TRIGGER" *
2:21MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:I pretty much gave up on her. IT's pointless. *Spider legs pop out of his PAK*
2:22LIRLIRXisenin: *shoots at a Fionna target, the beam starts out really small, but it gets bigger and bigger, until the Fionna target is engulfed in a ball of plasma*
Xisenin: Whoa!
2:22MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:Whats the point of looking for her? The Omniverse is almost IMPOSSIBLE to navigate through...
Schmoob:o_e
2:22LIRLIRXisenin: *walks over* Okay, I'm ready.
2:22MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:Besides,she's human and I"m Irken. IT'd never wprk.
work*
2:23LIRLIRAnti-LIR: *yells from a distance* HEY! THIS ONE'S FRIED! WHERE'S THE LIVE ONES?
2:23MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:ITS IN THE CAFETERIA FRIDGE STORAGE ROOm,YOU IDIOT!
N.Schmoob shoots an eletric bolt at LIR*
Anti LIR*
2:24LIRLIRAnti-LIR: THANKS!
2:24Mysteriousjillguy
The bolt shocks him*
2:24LIRLIRAnti-LIR: GHGLKGHSKLG
2:24MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:Anyway,besides!
2:24LIRLIR
The sound of a door being opened and panicked screams are heard*
Xisenin: o-o *watches*
2:25MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:I have no need for Fionna anymore. I know fill the empty hole in my heart by violently murdering people with lazer katanas and causing chaos and destruction!
I now*
Schmoob:o_o *stares at N.Schmoob in terror*
2:25LIRLIRXisenin: Good job dealing with the pain!
2:26MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:Yep. I sure do. I don't believe in her anymore. Yep. Sure doooo *echo*
Schmoob:o_o "DOOOOOOO" *echo*
2:26LIRLIRXisenin: Now, are we going to go find the thing thongy we're supposed to find?
2:26Mysteriousjillguy
King Nark's mushroom explosion appears in Schmoob's head* "DOOO DOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"
Schmoob:*shakes head*
Schmoob:BLEH! F-Fionna's out there..you just haven't looked hard enough. THat's all.
N.Schmoob:Oh SUREEE.
N.Schmoob:Bleh.
2:28LIRLIRGuy: *his voice is distant* No! NO! NOO! AUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHH HELP MEEEEEE
Xisenin: I understand your SIR unit is doing okay?
2:29MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:Ah yes. HE's just eating live people.
2:29LIRLIRXisenin: Oh. Ok.
2:30MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:He just deals with pain by eating people. It helps him relax.
2:30LIRLIRXisenin: Enough small talk! LETS GET OUT THERE AND FIND Angri! or whatever.
2:30MysteriousjillguySchmoob:O_o..
Schmoob:Oh...OKAY..
Schmoob:*puts huge guns into PAK somehow*
2:30LIRLIRAnti-LIR: WELL, THAT AND PEOPLE ARE SO TASTY! BE QUIET, YOU! *muffled screaming is heard*
2:31MysteriousjillguySchmoob:WAit. *takes out the Zapem Cortex Partsiculator*
Schmoob:ok,lets go.
2:31LIRLIRXisenin: *keeps his guns out*
2:31Mysteriousjillguy
N.Schmoob walks toward the exit orb*
Schmoob:>_> <_<
2:32LIRLIRXisenin: *walks up*
2:32MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*takes out a plasma pistol and fires at one of the cutouts*
Schmoob:....Why aren't you REAL..?!
Schmoob:*throws the pistol away* *walks toward the orb*
Schmoob teleports outside the base*
2:33LIRLIRXisenin: *touches the orb and the same thing happens to him*
YourFavoriteFangirl has joined the chat.
2:33MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:So...where's her base again?
(Yo-
2:33LIRLIR(Hi, Miz.)
(We're RPing)
2:33YourFavoriteFangirl(Ah :3 What rp?
2:33LIRLIR(Searching for insanity.)
2:34YourFavoriteFangirl(Link? If you've made a page? I wanna read it
2:34LIRLIR(or seasoning for insanity or something)
(Schmoob, maybe you could put what you have now on the page just in case you have to go or something?)
(:I )
(Oh, ok, it's there)
2:36Mysteriousjillguy( It's about Jib317 and a group of assassins plotting to kill Angri. Angri went missing and now N.Schmoob,Xi,and Schmoob have teamed up to go find her.
( They're on planet TOO-BIZY
( I dunno if JIn's coming,so I could not plan for Jib317 to appear though..
Jib*
2:37LIRLIRXisenin: All RIGGHTT lets GO FIND HER BASE
Xisenin: We never found her base, though.
2:37MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:Did she say where it was?
N.Schmoob:?
2:38LIRLIRXisenin: Nope..
2:38MysteriousjillguySchmoob:I think she said a mile away from her..?
here*
2:38YourFavoriteFangirl(Wait Why does N. Schmoob get involved? Doesn't he hate them???
2:38Mysteriousjillguy( You could join Menami,if you'd like.
2:38LIRLIRXisenin: Angri just up and disappeared, but she did say that the base was a mile away.
(Yeah, Miz, you could join, if you wanted to.)
2:39YourFavoriteFangirl(Alright
2:39Mysteriousjillguy( N.Schmoob joins them just so his base doesn't get attacked by the assassins.
( Or anyone related to them.
2:39YourFavoriteFangirl(..Because logic
2:40LIRLIRXisenin: uhrm maybe we could call Menami. She might help.
2:40Mysteriousjillguy( Anti LIR tends be uncooerprative sometimes too.
Schmoob:*takes out the communicator*
Schmoob:*puts in Menami's number*
Schmoob's communicator beeps*
Schmoob:?
N.Schmoob:*pulls out a vortian arm and chews on it*
N.Schmoob:*nom*
Schmoob:Uhh..Hello?
N.Schmoob:BGLAGTHACGHK *throws the arm away*
2:43YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. *This time, she's back to cleaning*.. *She picks it up* ... Hello??
2:43MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:LET ME SEE!
2:43LIRLIRXisenin: O-o *watches*
2:43MysteriousjillguySchmoob:So uhh..has the apartment been alright after the DArk Maagic attack-
Nightmare Schmoob snatches the communicator*
N.Schmoob:*sounds exactly like Schmoob*
2:44YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..Yeah, the repairs are almost done.
2:44MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:HI! OOOOH
2:44YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .......o_o;;
2:44MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:HIYA PRIME MENAMI!
Schmoob:THAT"S NOT ME MENAMI!
2:44LIRLIRXisenin: o-o *while waiting, he notices the bandage where the dark magic liquid was coming from*
2:44YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ....... Are you a Schmoob clone e-o
2:44MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:DO YOU WALLOW IN FILTH AS MUCH AS NIGHTMARE MENAMI DOES?
2:44LIRLIRXisenin: *grabs the communicator and yells into it* JUST GET OVER HERE
2:47MysteriousjillguySchmoob:He has a base on planet TOO-BIZY,with weapons,gear and all kinds of stuff we could need. And uhh..apparently he's afraid of who ever sabotaged Angri's base is gonna attack his base..
2:47LIRLIRXisenin; Some gal who barged into my home all angry at Schmoob about cube grenades
2:47MysteriousjillguySchmoob:She's that bad tempered Irken? REmember?
2:48YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Er.. kinda. I'll assume she's someone close to you.. ..So I owe you a favor for helping me out in my search party. You need me to come?
2:48MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Yeah. WE need all the help we can get.
Schmoob: So eh Come. *sends her coordinates through the communicator*
2:50YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..*Nods, looking them over*.. I'll be there.
2:50MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Ok.
Schmoob:*hangs up*
Schmoob:OKie so..ehhh..
2:51YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Looks around*.. ... Looks like Zik's not around, so I'll be travelling on my own.
2:51MysteriousjillguySchmoob:N.Schmoob,Prime Menami's coming. So try not to eat her,ok?
N.Schmoob:I find N.Menami kind of pretty in my dimension. Atleast,when' she's not covered in filth-
Schmoob:e_o
Schmoob:Isn't there a NIghtmare Zik..?
N.Schmoob: No.
Schmoob:What
Schmoob:Are you sure-
2:52LIRLIRXisenin: Zik is from another dimension, I believe
2:52YourFavoriteFangirl(..Well there's Z
2:53MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:OF COURSE NOT. THERE IS NO NIGHTMARE ZIK.
( Isn't Z not a nightmare though?
2:53YourFavoriteFangirl(I mean Like, he's the Zik from Z-14
2:53Mysteriousjillguy( OH.
N.Schmoob:THERES NO NIGHTMARE ZEERK,YOU CRAZEE! *slaps Schmoob*
Schmoob:He's lying.
N.Schmoob:Nope,
Schmoob:But-
N.Schmoob:NOPE.
N.Schmoob:Now uhh...I HAVE A WAY I THINK TO FIND Angri!
2:54LIRLIRXisenin: How?
2:54Mysteriousjillguy
A Hatch oopens up on the wall of N.Schmoob's base*
Mechanized dotians march out*
N.Schmoob:THese were left over from my last adventure with you gys.
guys*
N.Schmoob:Alright Dotians!
N.Schmoob:LOOK FOR AN IRKEN NAMED "Angri"!
2:56LIRLIRXisenin: o=o
2:56YourFavoriteFangirl(I have yet to even make a Nightmare MenamiXD Menami: *Eventually got into space, looking over the coordinates as she navigates*..
2:56Mysteriousjillguy
THe dotians march into a jungle below*
( COuld Nightmare Menami be dirty? Instead of clean prime Menami?
( Maybe she'd be lazy and filthy.
2:57LIRLIR(XD)
2:57Mysteriousjillguy( N.Zik:MENAMIIII,Make me some food-
2:57YourFavoriteFangirl(omfg
2:57MysteriousjillguyN.Menami:NOPE.
NMenami sleeps*
2:57YourFavoriteFangirl(Something tells me she'd be napping all the time like Prime Miz, and just not want to do chores in generalXDD
2:58LIRLIR(XD)
Xisenin: Well, that's convenient.
Xisenin: Now, do we just wait?
3:01YourFavoriteFangirl
Eventually a small voot cruiser nearby lands a while away from the group*
3:01Mysteriousjillguy( brb food
3:02YourFavoriteFangirl(k
3:28Mysteriousjillguy( BACK
( pizziaia
3:28LIRLIR(ok)
3:28Mysteriousjillguy( Continue?
3:29LIRLIR(yes.)
Xisenin: I saw her vootcruiser..
Schmoob:HM?
N.Schmoob:OH BOY! SHE"S HERE!
N.Schmoob's spider legs come out,he runs over to the source of the voot noise*
3:31YourFavoriteFangirl(Does N. Schmoob like have a crush on her or something like Thats what he seems to act likeXDD
Long Time has joined the chat.
3:31Mysteriousjillguy( Yes.
3:31Long Time(yo
(School is finally done for me qq
3:31YourFavoriteFangirl(Yo Mario ouo
3:31Mysteriousjillguy( N.Schmoob gave up on Fionna,he fills the void by killing people. That's pretty much how he lost his mind.
3:59AmetrineskiesZik: ..*grabs his own scythe* Grrrrr.. <<
3:59MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Uhh..her base was a mile away? Right?
N.Schmoob:OH HO?
3:59YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ... No FIGHTING-
3:59Ametrineskies(Mutants ==> [S] Strife)
3:59Mysteriousjillguy
NSchmoob's lazer sytche gets bigger*
3:59YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Walks over* >>;;
3:59MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:Mine's BIGGER.
3:59YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .... *Casually walks in between the two*
Menami: :I
3:59AmetrineskiesZik: ..*attaches hakkero onto the blade*
Zik: Mine's STRONGER.
4:00YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ... *Karate kicks them both in the stomachXDD*
4:00MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:Mine's..uhh...uhm..*N.Schmoob whacks him with it*
4:00AmetrineskiesZik: HNGNN-
4:00MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:GAUGH.
4:00LIRLIRXisenin: The wild Nightmare Schmoob approaches the territorial Zik
4:00Ametrineskies(XDDDDDD)
4:00YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: Get to searching, ladies.
4:00MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:I'd eat your entrails right about now,but you're TOO CUTE.
4:00YourFavoriteFangirl(oH MY GODXDD
4:00Ametrineskies(I laughed so hard
4:00LIRLIRXisenin: And they all get kicked in the stomachs. All is well.
4:01AmetrineskiesZik: WHY DOES EVERYONE CALL ME CUUUTE!
4:01MysteriousjillguySchmoob:FASCINATING.
4:01LIRLIRXisenin: No seriously, let's find Angri.
4:01YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Walks up to Schmoob* :I So where are we going first?
4:01MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Well..she said her base was a mile from here..
N.Schmoob:Wait!
N.Schmoob:I sent out some mechanized Dotians to search for us. No worries!
4:02AmetrineskiesZik: ..How about instead of eating each other, lets attempt to not do that and.. join forces or something because my ironic admin loves irony--
(Mechanized Doritos?
4:02YourFavoriteFangirl(sTOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL ZIK
4:02LIRLIR(Dotians. Fish people. Stare at things. NO time to explain)
4:02YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..That's kinda exactly what I was implying-
4:09AmetrineskiesZik: Don't eat me I taste like cleaning supplies.
4:09MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:FOOL! THe thick atmosphere can allow some big things to fly! INCLUDING PLANTS...provided the right organic mechanisims. These trees must have some form of air propulsion. Like sails or-
4:09YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .... *Pulls Zik away and over to the cruiser* Everyone come on.
4:09LIRLIRXisenin: It seems the trees have air bladders or something
4:09MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:Wait! THere's a ship in my base! Quickly!
4:10AmetrineskiesZik: *sprays self with windex* ;a;
4:10LIRLIRXisenin: *follows N.Schmoob*
4:10MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:WE can't all fit in that foot!
4:10YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: I do NOT trust going to your base.
Menami: You'll SQUEEZE in. D<
4:10AmetrineskiesZik: I'll remove some of his space-
4:10MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:Fine,Fine. Dinner seasoning and spiky haired duplicate. Lets go.
4:10AmetrineskiesZik: ...>>!
4:10MysteriousjillguySchmoob:MY HAIR IS NOT SPIKY!
4:10LIRLIRXisenin: ghgag *follows*
4:10AmetrineskiesZik: Im not seasoning.
4:10LIRLIRXisenin: NOW IM HUNGRY .A.
4:10YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: I think he was talking about Xisenin..
4:10MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:I was refering to Xi.
4:11AmetrineskiesZik: ..I'll still be eating you soon.
4:11Mysteriousjillguy
N.Schmoob,Schmoob and Xi head to the base*
4:11LIRLIRXisenin: You eat everything
4:11AmetrineskiesZik: So do you.
4:11YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: And Schmoob, just to clarify- ....
Menami: ..Ugh. -_-
4:11LIRLIRXisenin: *follows*
4:11Mysteriousjillguy
A large,black spittle runner rises out of a hatch of the base,Xi,N>Schmoob,and Schmoob are in it*
4:11YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..*Lets go of Zik and follows after them*
Menami: ... Are you going to LEAVE US HERE-
4:12AmetrineskiesZik: ..Heyy.. *jumps onto her back* -v-
4:12MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:*on intercom* OF COURSE NOT!
4:12YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: o_o
4:12MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:Use your vootcruiser! JUst follow the turd smelling black spittle runner!
4:12YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. Fine. I'll be alone then - -;;
4:13AmetrineskiesZik: You wont be alone.. c:
4:13YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. *Walks back in her cruiser, hopping in and shutting the door*
4:13LIRLIRXisenin: *watches as a tree's roots kick up the ground around it, freeing the tree, and it floats up into the sky to join the travelling forest*
4:13Mysteriousjillguy
Some dotians are seen on the base's roof,playing cards*
4:13AmetrineskiesZik: ..*sits next to her* Coo~ ovo
4:13LIRLIRXisenin: Uh.. the trees are weird here.
4:13Mysteriousjillguy
N.Schmoob's spittle boosts forward,knocking them out of the way*
4:17LIRLIRXisenin: *watches a cow bug thing get picked up by a floating tree's roots and stuffed into a hollow part of it's trunk, blood spatters out of it later*
4:17AmetrineskiesZ: *gives cry baby face;w;* Yoou leeeft mee HOOOMMEE!
4:17Long Time(mario will be fashionably late
4:18Ametrineskies(Yes
4:18YourFavoriteFangirl(yes
4:18MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:GRGGH! SCREW THIS MARIO! IF HE"S LATE,I"LL EAT HIM.
4:18LIRLIRXisenin: Fascinating. The trees are also carnivorous.
4:18Mysteriousjillguy
The spittle runner boosts forward,causing it to shake*
4:18YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. ^^;; I-I'm sorry sweetie.. *Walks over, picking him up and huggling*..
4:18MysteriousjillguySchmoob:WAAUGHH.
N.Schmoob:GNHH! TO FAST!
4:18AmetrineskiesZ: Waaaahh u u~ Zik: hes evil-
4:19LIRLIR
a floating tree finds Menami's vootcruser and picks it up with it's roots*
4:19Mysteriousjillguy
The ship hits a nearby hill*
THUNK*
4:19LIRLIRXisenin: You have horrible driving.
4:19AmetrineskiesZik: WAH-- ITS A TREEE D<
4:19YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. It's ok, you can come, there just has to be- .... ?! *Runs to the window* WHAT THE?!
4:19Mysteriousjillguy
The spittle spins and crashes into the ground*
4:19LIRLIR
the tree lifts it up and toward the hole in it's trunk*
4:20Mysteriousjillguy
A cat sized,spider crab with bucktooth teeth on it's chest lands on Menami's window*
4:20LIRLIR
towards
4:20MysteriousjillguyCrab thingy:KKHHISSSSSS *Spits on window*
4:20AmetrineskiesZik: ..*opens a skywindow*.. *throws a huge barrage of knives into the hole*
4:20YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..!! AAH! DX
4:20Ametrineskies(ITS KARKAT
4:20YourFavoriteFangirl(oMFG
4:20Mysteriousjillguy
Tons more crabs fall from the tree onto the voot*
4:20LIRLIR
the floating tree grabs Zik's arms and pulls him out of the vootcruser*
4:21AmetrineskiesZik: ..AH!!
4:21Mysteriousjillguy
THey begin to chw on the glass*
The window cracks*
4:21AmetrineskiesZ: *watches that happen*.. *doesnt care*
4:21YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Grabs ahold of the driving part*.. *SWERVES the voot cruiser away, flying around randomly until the crabs fall off*
4:21LIRLIR
The tree is still holding tight*
4:21AmetrineskiesZik: ..Yeah sure, leave me here Menami.
4:22YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: YOU HOLD ON! D<
4:22MysteriousjillguyCrabs:EEEHRHKKKK
4:22YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..Ghk.. that tree..
4:22Mysteriousjillguy
A lazer fires at the tree*
It instantly ctaches on fire and explodes*
4:22LIRLIR
the tree explodes*
4:22Mysteriousjillguy
CRabs fly everywhere*
4:22YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..*Watches*.. !! *Flies away when the grip is lost*
4:22MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:*Has a rocket launcher*
4:22AmetrineskiesZik: !! *drops down, quickly falls into a gap and into the voot*
4:23LIRLIR(Can I put the trees as a species on the planet TOO-BIZY page?)
4:23Mysteriousjillguy( Go ahead.
( Ooh and the crabs!
( THey're like tree parasites,
( .*
4:23YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. *Seeing N. Schmoob a bit out the window*.. ... Well, looks like he's a bit useful after all.
4:24MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob waves*
4:24AmetrineskiesZik: ...*waves to him* Thanks..
4:24YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. *Examining the window crack* I'll have to fix that later-.. *Waves back*.. Thanks, up there!
4:24MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Hmph.
Schmoob walks toward the hill*
Schmoob:WAit a mintute..
4:24AmetrineskiesZ: ..*inside he is very disappointed his stupid counterpart was not consumed by the carnivorous tree*
4:25YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Turns on a transmission so the others can talk better with eachother*.. ...You guys, can we go without Mario? Please? We'll get killed at this rate!
4:25MysteriousjillguySchmoob:No. If Mario lands here,he could be killed as well.
4:25AmetrineskiesZik: ..Urrgh! *reaches in gap, PULLS Mario out*
4:25LIRLIR(There, I added it.)
4:25MysteriousjillguySchmoob:This'll be very dangerous,we need all the help we can get.
4:25YourFavoriteFangirl(brilliant zik-
4:25Mysteriousjillguy( INGENIOUS
( lets use that for every character in every rp
4:26YourFavoriteFangirl(n-
4:26Mysteriousjillguy(justlikethelsd-
4:26Ametrineskies(pff
4:26Long TimeMario: HEY- I was getting there eventually. qq
5:16MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:I'm going to eat the baby next.
5:16YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: I have an excuse, atleast.
5:16Mysteriousjillguy
NSchmoob walks*
5:16YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ....YOU BETTER NOT TOUCH MY CHILD-
5:16AmetrineskiesZ: .....
5:16LIRLIRXisenin: *stares at the wiggling roots* If you say so.
5:17MysteriousjillguySchmoob:*takes out the Zapem Cortex Partsiculator N.Schmoob gave him*
5:17AmetrineskiesZ: ...*opens wings, revealing some of the tips glowing in different colours*.. (Ill draw that to make it more clear, itll take a while though
5:17YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: -n- *Walks after them*..
5:18AmetrineskiesZ: They are mechanical.
5:18Long TimeMario: *Walks with them aswell*
5:18AmetrineskiesZik: Stop with the big words you-
5:18YourFavoriteFangirl(hehasflandrewings
5:18Mysteriousjillguy
It looks like a pink shiny,potato shaped gun*
It's larger then Schmoob himself*
5:18Long TimeMario: Wow, I'm surprised at his vocabulary at such a low age.
5:18MysteriousjillguySchmoob:THis is a werid gun..is this even Irken..?
5:19LIRLIRXisenin: *takes out the fusion pistols N.Schmoob gave him, looks at them*
5:19MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:I burrowed it from an alien race.
5:19LIRLIRXisenin: Hmmmm.
5:19YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. - -;;
5:19Mysteriousjillguy
A memory of an exploding planet is in N.Schmoob's head*
N.Schmoob:Hehehe..
5:19YourFavoriteFangirl(i burrowed oit
5:19AmetrineskiesZ: Are you a squirrel?
5:19Long Time(brb
5:19AmetrineskiesZ: If you're burrowing things.
5:20LIRLIRXisenin: *readies them* Don't shoot the trees, they'll explode*
5:37LIRLIR(Meh, I just go play a game or read something)
5:42Mysteriousjillguy( THGhfghdrf
YourFavoriteFangirl has left the chat.
5:43Mysteriousjillguyh( thick skulled brain casing crutacean frog candy burrito bagel running in a crowd of potatos that are shredded lightly with feather rice kirspy puffs
5:43Long Time(Back
5:43LIRLIR(?)
5:44Mysteriousjillguy( Uhh
5:44Invader Jib(Dude I don't even know how to respond to any of that @Schmoob
Tons of deactivated mechanized dotiations are on the floor*
N.Schmoob:Those aren't mine....
5:51LIRLIRXisenin: WHoaaaAA
5:51MysteriousjillguySchmoob:It must have something to do with the assassin!
5:51YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ...Creepy.
5:51AmetrineskiesZik: ..*follows*...
Z: ...Hm, I never heard something on an assassin... *looks to Schmoob* Explain!!
Zik: stop.
5:53MysteriousjillguySchmoob:I called you all here to investigate what happened to Angri. Someone is plotting to sabotage her mission and murder her. Weren't you listening?
Schmoob:She could be dead..
5:53AmetrineskiesZ: ..I got here a bit LATER. <<
5:53MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Oh right.
5:54AmetrineskiesZik: Is everyone SURE this guy's only 3?!
5:54LIRLIRXisenin: Hm.
5:54MysteriousjillguySchmoob:Well,whoever's doing this has something to do with these dotians..
A buzzing noise is heard from a hatch in the middle of the floor*
( Brb )
( gh )
5:55Ametrineskies(*insert everyone screamign*
5:56Long Time(ogm y u do dis!11!!1! i r so angreh so i must use CAPS!1!1
5:56LIRLIR(lol)
5:56Ametrineskies(^
6:01Mysteriousjillguy( back
( i was screamin
( while i ate turkey meat
( qqqqqqqqqqqqqqq
6:01LIRLIRXisenin: buzzy noise! *points at it*
6:02Long TimeMario: Eh..?
6:02MysteriousjillguyN.Schmoob:OH IT MUST BE MY MAILMAN!