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Sprang and Lurk end up in Z-2000(Nark Universe). Zathar comes back after being de-sueified to have his horrible revenge. Soon Menami, Mario, Jib, Zik, and LIR are sent on a mission to investigate the Nark dimension after picking up transmissions from Mark's palace. Meanwhile, Fion gas starts to cause awful mutants to form. They're doomed. 

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  • Mysteriousjillguy(Ok)
  • One plastic stench filled night on Robloxia*
  • 12:36BritishZombie
  • whistle*
  • 12:36Mysteriousjillguy
  • The moon hangs over Lurk's destroyed base*
  • (Wait,say Sprang:
  • ( Or sarks:
  • 12:36BritishZombie(okie dokie)
  • 12:37Mysteriousjillguy( I forgot which name was which..
  • 12:37BritishZombieSarks: How did this get destroyed again? o_e
  • 12:37MysteriousjillguyLurk:..?
  • Lurk is hiring in a burnt bush nearby*
  • Lurk:An interuder..?
  • intruder
  • Lurk:*wearing a dark,dirty hooded cloak*
  • 12:38BritishZombieSarks *whistle*
  • 12:38MysteriousjillguyLurk:..
  • Lurk:BLAUGHGYGJGY *jumps out of the bush*
  • 12:38BritishZombieSarks: O_e
  • 12:38MysteriousjillguyLurk:*holds two cans of spray whipped cream*
  • 12:39BritishZombieSarks: *Puts hands up*
  • 12:39MysteriousjillguyLurk:TASTE THE SUGAR CREAM,YOU ....PERSON
  • Lurk sprays cream all over Sarks*
  • Lurk:GHNBNHVNh
  • 12:39BritishZombieSarks: AGGGH
  • 12:39MysteriousjillguyLurk:Wait..
  • THat voice..
  • Lurk takes off his hood,revealing a smiling clown mask*
  • 12:40BritishZombieSarks: MY EEYYEYEEES
  • 12:40MysteriousjillguyLurk:Wait..I know this one..
  • Lurk:HEYYY BE QUIET,I"M TRYING TO THINK
  • Lurk:Uhh
  • Lurk:It is sucks?
  • 12:42BritishZombieSarks: My eyes hurt qq
  • 12:42MysteriousjillguyLurk:No wait...SARKS
  • 12:42BritishZombieSarks: Lurk?
  • 12:42MysteriousjillguyLurk:YES..IT IS I
  • Pulls clown mask*
  • mask snaps back* Lurk:GNGh
  • 12:43BritishZombieSarks: Why were you wearing a clown mask..?
  • 12:43Mysteriousjillguy
  • Rips off mask and throws it in the sand*
  • Lurk:I'm a wanted fugitive.
  • 12:43BritishZombieSarks: *Face covered in cream*
  • 12:43MysteriousjillguyLurk:WAIT
  • 12:43BritishZombieSarks: *Licks*
  • 12:43Mysteriousjillguy
  • lurk wipes cream off*
  • Lurk:*GASP*
  • 12:43BritishZombieSarks: Awwh :c
  • 12:43MysteriousjillguyLurk:ITS NOT POSSSIBLE
  • Lurk:YOU
  • Lurk:Marshall lee?
  • 12:44BritishZombieSarks: No... -.-'
  • 12:44MysteriousjillguyLurk:What..how..how do you have Sarks's voice?
  • Lurk:WHERES FIONNA?! *looks around*
  • Lurk:GHGHH?
  • 12:44BritishZombieSarks: Uhh *shrug*
  • 12:44MysteriousjillguyLurk:Did you eat her?
  • 12:44BritishZombieSarks: No -.-
  • 12:44MysteriousjillguyLurk:How do you have Sarks's voice?
  • 12:45BritishZombieSarks: Uhhhhh..... *shrug*
  • 12:45MysteriousjillguyLurk:WHY DO YOU SMELL OF VOMIT?
  • Lurk:AHAHA
  • 12:45BritishZombieSarks: ?!
  • 12:45MysteriousjillguyLurk:I knew it..the others thought I was crazy..
  • Lurk:BUT I KNEW IT!
  • 12:45BritishZombieSarks: Knew what?
  • 12:45MysteriousjillguyLurk:There ARE other MUltiverses!
  • Lurk:Fionna DOES exist in another multiverse! I KNEW IT!
  • 12:46BritishZombieSarks: You're creeping Sarks out..
  • 12:46MysteriousjillguyLurk:And now I have SOLID PROOF! Marshall lee standing infront of ME!
  • Lurk:HUh? Sarks? YOu look like Marshall lee..
  • 12:46BritishZombieSarks: Sarks isn't Marshall Lee...
  • 12:47MysteriousjillguyLurk:WHAT?!
  • 12:47BritishZombieSarks: Wait... How does Sarks speak like his Irken form and then have his Vampire form's body?
  • Sarks: uhh
  • 12:47MysteriousjillguyLurk:YOU SPEAK THE UNTRUTH!!
  • Lurk:YOU LIEE
  • 12:47BritishZombieSarks: ._.
  • 12:47MysteriousjillguyLurk:You ARE marshall lee! I saw it...YOU ARE! NOT..PPOSUIBLE
  • 12:47BritishZombieSarks: *scratches head*
  • 12:47MysteriousjillguyLurk:*sigh*
  • Lurk:Another failure..
  • Lurk:Uh oh.
  • 12:48BritishZombieSarks: ?
  • 12:48MysteriousjillguyLurk:QUICK,get to that heap of broken wood over there! *piints to collasped wood house*
  • Lurk:*PAK jetpack comes out*
  • Lurk:=_= *jetpack starts up*
  • Lurk:.....HNMPGH *jetpack blasts*
  • Jetpack blasts Lurk in the pile of wood quickly*
  • Lurk stands up*
  • The slicing sound of a blade is heard*
  • The wood Lurk was under is in peices*
  • Lurk:*looks up at spiky hair*
  • Lurk:-_-
  • Lurk:EHH...Sarks!
  • Lurk:HUrry up! We could get ARRESTED
  • BritishZombieSarks: Arrested?
  • 12:57Mysteriousjillguy( hheheh
  • Lurk:My base is under investigation. Other Irkens come here sometimes..patrolling..
  • 12:58BritishZombieSarks: Why are you wanted?
  • Sarks: What did you do? Blow up robloxia?
  • 12:59MysteriousjillguyLurk:Well..
  • 12:59BritishZombieSarks: ?
  • 12:59MysteriousjillguyLurk:Apparently according to my friends,an experiment I left in the base became setient and transformed into a giant blob of horrible flesh.
  • 1:00BritishZombieSarks: And those friends areee?
  • 1:00Mysteriousjillguysentient*
  • Lurk:Mario..and LIR...
  • It's been a long time since you've been gone.
  • 1:00BritishZombieSarks: Mario's still around?
  • 1:00MysteriousjillguyLurk:He's an Irken now though.
  • 1:01BritishZombieSarks: O.O
  • 1:01MysteriousjillguyLurk:He used a blank Irken clone to use a new body.
  • 1:01BritishZombieSarks: What happened to his old one? Blown up?
  • 1:02MysteriousjillguyLurk:It's resting a base.
  • in base*
  • in a base*
  • 1:02BritishZombieSarks: o_o
  • Sarks: All this technical stuff confuses Sarks.
  • 1:02MysteriousjillguyLurk:Well it's resting in their base..
  • Lurk:hmm..where to start..
  • Lurk:You see..all this time,all that time in Robloxia only lasted 5 years in the Irken universe.
  • 1:03BritishZombieSarks: ._.
  • 1:03MysteriousjillguyLurk:Robloxia is part of it's own universe.
  • Lurk:Irk is in our home universe.
  • Lurk:Apparently,40 Roblox years is equal to ONE YEAR.
  • 1:04BritishZombieSarks: O.O
  • 1:05MysteriousjillguyLurk:5 x 40..
  • 1:05BritishZombieuhh
  • Sarks: uhh
  • 1:05MysteriousjillguyLurk:200 Robloxian years since the Irkens invaded RObloxia..
  • 1:05BritishZombieSarks: Sarks hates numbers
  • Sarks: Sarks has been gone for 200 years?
  • 1:05MysteriousjillguyLurk:Yep.
  • Lurk:Well uhh in Robloxian time.
  • Lurk:It's been only 5 for the average Irken.
  • 1:06BritishZombieSarks: SARKS HAS BEEN GONE FOR 5 YEARS?!
  • Sarks: *shiver*
  • 1:07MysteriousjillguyLurk:Yep.
  • Lurk:Robloxia's a werid place.
  • 1:07BritishZombieSarks: So what happened while Sarks was gone?
  • 1:08MysteriousjillguyLurk:LIR has his own storage dimension now. IT's huge and he can control it with his mind.
  • Lurk:Only me and LIR can access it.
  • 1:08BritishZombieSarks: I've already been in there
  • Sarks: Remember?
  • 1:08MysteriousjillguyLurk:Oh right..
  • 1:08BritishZombieSarks: With the daleks and the fionnas
  • 1:08MysteriousjillguyLurk:Hgfhg my memory is stoopid..
  • Lurk:FIONNAS?!
  • 1:09BritishZombieSarks: Yeah and you said something about how they're not real
  • 1:09Mysteriousjillguy
  • (Lir Storage Dimension) LSD portal opens*
  • Lurk:HEEEEEE *portal sucks us up*
  • 1:09BritishZombieSarks: *facepalm*
  • 1:09Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe portal closes with a thunderclap*
  • Another portal opens*
  • 1:10BritishZombieSarks: AHHH
  • 1:10Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe portal spits us out into space*
  • 1:10BritishZombieSarks: Weee ^^
  • 1:10Mysteriousjillguy
  • Pink clouds are all around us*
  • Lurk:*bubble helmet activates*
  • Lurk:WHAT THE?!
  • Lurk:THis isn't the LSD!
  • Lurk:Wait....what are these pink clouds?
  • 1:11BritishZombieSarks: Oh wow ._.
  • 1:11MysteriousjillguyLurk:*takes out a tablet device*
  • 1:11BritishZombieSarks: That reminds me of robloxias thingys
  • 1:11Mysteriousjillguy
  • A tube comes out of the tablet,it sucks in some gas*
  • Tablet:ANALYZING...
  • 1:12BritishZombieSarks: Ooooh Sarks knows what they do
  • 1:12MysteriousjillguyTablet:Warning. Toxic Fion Gas detected.
  • Lurk:O____O
  • 1:12BritishZombieSarks: TOXIC?
  • Sarks: *shiver*
  • 1:12MysteriousjillguyLurk:WHY ARE YOU SO CALM COMPUTER?
  • Tablet:WHAT? YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT YOU?
  • Tablet self destructs*
  • Lurk:GGGGRRRRGGHHH
  • 1:13BritishZombieSarks: *trying not to burst out laughing*
  • Sarks: BWAHAHAH
  • 1:13MysteriousjillguyLurk:This is BAD..
  • Lurk:Whatever you do,DON"T BREATHE IN THE GAS.
  • 1:13BritishZombieSarks: *holds breath*
  • 1:14MysteriousjillguyLurk:IT's toxic and it could mutate you in to...some..HORRIBLE giant squid..
  • 1:14BritishZombieSarks: *shivering*
  • 1:14Mysteriousjillguy
  • Blonde hair begins to sprout out of Sarks's vampire form hair*
  • 1:14BritishZombieSarks: ?!
  • 1:14MysteriousjillguyLurk:*blonde hair sprouts out of head*
  • 1:14BritishZombieSarks: *screaming while holding breath*
  • 1:14MysteriousjillguyLurk:OH GAWD NO.
  • Lurk:*looks around*
  • Lurk?
  • 1:15BritishZombieSarks: *swims back towards where the portal closed*
  • 1:15Mysteriousjillguy
  • A large,yellow dome is below them*
  • Lurk:Quick! Down there!
  • 1:15BritishZombieSarks: *follows Lurk*
  • 1:15MysteriousjillguyLurk:*takes out a large plasma cannon*
  • Lurk:GGGEHHAHHH! *fires it at the dome*
  • Purple smoke clears*
  • Dome un affected*
  • Lurk>_O
  • Lurk:*fires spider legs at the dome*
  • Dome unaffected*
  • Lurk:GGHHHh
  • 1:16BritishZombieSarks: Wait does Sarks have spider legs?
  • 1:17MysteriousjillguyLurk:WEll,you ARE still an Irken..right?
  • 1:17BritishZombieSarks: Pretty sure .-.
  • 1:17MysteriousjillguyLurk:Hmm...*swims toward the dome*
  • 1:17BritishZombieSarks: *kicks dome*
  • 1:17MysteriousjillguyLurk:Maybe you've got a holographic vampire disguise. *turns head*
  • Lurks hair cuts the dome*
  • SHNK*
  • 1:18BritishZombieSarks: How does hair cut the dome??
  • 1:18Mysteriousjillguy
  • A peice breaks off like glass*
  • A shard of the dome floats by*
  • Lurk:?!
  • Lurk:MY HAIR'S NOT SHARP!
  • 1:18BritishZombieSarks: *stares at piece of dome*
  • 1:18MysteriousjillguyLurk:Everyone says my hair is a porcupine..:I
  • Lurk:I DON"T GET IT!
  • Lurk:*swims toward the dome hole*
  • Lurk instantly falls into the dome when he swims past the hole*
  • Lurk:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
  • 1:19BritishZombieSarks: *follows Lurk and falls*
  • Sarks: YAAAAY ^^
  • 1:20Mysteriousjillguy
  • pink gas flows through the dome*
  • 1:20BritishZombieSarks: AHHHHHHHHHHH
  • 1:20Mysteriousjillguy
  • A giant,cylinder shaped robot with a >c< face on it floats toward them*
  • Cylinder robot:FION DETECTED. FION DETECTED.
  • 1:20BritishZombieSarks: Nice robot..- WAIT WHAT?
  • 1:21Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe cylinder robot takes out advanced tools*
  • 1:21BritishZombieSarks: *grabs scissors and cuts blonde hair*
  • 1:21Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk and Sarks hit the robot's chest*
  • Lurk stands up on the robot*
  • 1:21BritishZombieSarks: o.e
  • 1:21Mysteriousjillguy
  • lands on the robot
  • (Error
  • Lurk:*looks up at the robot's tools*
  • Robot:Intiating dome repair sequence.
  • THe robot throws away the tools*
  • 1:22BritishZombieSarks: o_o
  • Sarks: Sarks wants tool
  • 1:22Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe robot sticks a giant band aid on the hole*
  • 1:22BritishZombieSarks: O-o
  • 1:23MysteriousjillguyRobot:Complete.
  • THe robot turns around*
  • Lurk:GAHHH! *falls off the side*
  • LUrk's spider legs come out,they stab into the robot*
  • Lurk:*holds on with the spider legs*
  • Lurk:SARKS! Grab my foot!
  • 1:24BritishZombieSarks: *grabs foot*
  • 1:24Mysteriousjillguy
  • pulls Sarks up*
  • Lurk:Grab the spider leg
  • Lurk:Grab my spider leg!
  • 1:24BritishZombieSarks: *grabs spider leg*
  • 1:24MysteriousjillguyLurk:ADVENTUUUREEEEEEEEE
  • 1:25BritishZombieSarks: Sarks doesn't like this
  • 1:25Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe robot flys through a rainbow*
  • ( Meme refer
  • 1:25BritishZombieSarks: o_o
  • 1:25MysteriousjillguyRobot:I'ma buy me some toast.
  • The robot begins to be flying toward a planet below*
  • 1:25BritishZombieSarks: That is one weird robot
  • 1:26Mysteriousjillguy
  • The planet looks like saturn*
  • Lurk:WHAT THE?!
  • 1:27BritishZombieSarks: ?
  • 1:27MysteriousjillguyLurk:NOOO! ITS FLYING TOWARD A GASG GIANT!
  • 1:27BritishZombieSarks: Should we run..?
  • 1:27MysteriousjillguyLurk:Gas giants are full of pressurized gas! We'll be crushed-
  • A hole opens in the gas giant*
  • 1:27BritishZombieSarks: *watches*
  • 1:27MysteriousjillguyLurk:Uhh...what..?
  • 1:27BritishZombieSarks: Big hole..
  • 1:27Mysteriousjillguy
  • The robot flys through the hole*
  • the robot turns around again*
  • spider leg sways to the left*
  • Lurk:*holds on tight*
  • THe hole closes above*
  • 1:28BritishZombieSarks: *closes eyes*
  • 1:28MysteriousjillguyLurk:Hmm...well that was neat..
  • The robot sways upward*
  • Lurk:*swings* WAUGHH
  • 1:29BritishZombieSarks: *still closed eyes*
  • 1:29MysteriousjillguyLurk:?
  • 1:29BritishZombieSarks: Sarks doesn't like this
  • 1:29Mysteriousjillguy
  • The inside of the gas giant is a blue,earthlike sky*
  • 1:29BritishZombieSarks: Are we dead?
  • 1:30MysteriousjillguyLurk:No..
  • 1:30BritishZombieSarks: Are you sure?
  • Sarks: Sarks thinks he's dead
  • 1:30MysteriousjillguyLurk:It appears we're in an artficial planet..
  • Lurk:The sky is a cloaking system..its not real..
  • 1:31BritishZombieSarks: Artificial by who? Who made it?
  • 1:31MysteriousjillguyLurk:I dunno..
  • Lurk:WE're in another dimension..
  • 1:32BritishZombieSarks: Oh... Okay...
  • 1:32MysteriousjillguyLurk:You see..an alternate version of me used to live here. He conquered this universe.
  • 1:32BritishZombieSarks: Unlike you who can't conquer anything *smirks*
  • 1:32MysteriousjillguyLurk:He went insane and took over Irk..
  • Lurk:HMPH. YEAH RIGHT
  • 1:32BritishZombieSarks: Our Irk or another Irk?
  • Sarks: Because you go on about dimension travel all the time
  • 1:32MysteriousjillguyLurk:Another Irk.
  • 1:33BritishZombieSarks: Oh
  • Sarks: Heeey didn't you want to take over Irk and failed?
  • 1:33MysteriousjillguyLurk:WE're in another universe this very second..an Irk used to exist here.
  • Lurk:Well..oh yeah..
  • Lurk:Well,in THIS universe,I suceeded.
  • Lurk:I..er...the other ME eventually conquered the universe.
  • 1:33BritishZombieSarks: I bet you wish you were the Lurk here *troll face*
  • 1:34MysteriousjillguyLurk:He called himself "King Nark"
  • Lurk:NOPE
  • 1:34BritishZombieSarks: So.. The other Lurk was called Nark?
  • Sarks: Does that mean there's a me too?
  • 1:34MysteriousjillguyLurk:The Lurk here COMPLETELY lost his mind,he spoke in gibberish and tortured people.
  • Lurk:He also..did werid things..to Fionna dolls..
  • 1:35BritishZombieSarks: O_O
  • 1:35MysteriousjillguyLurk:You DON'T wanna know-
  • Lurk:*coughs up a fionna doll*
  • Lurk:o_o..uhh..
  • Lurk:....AS I was saying..
  • 1:35BritishZombieSarks: Is there another Sarks here?
  • 1:35MysteriousjillguyLurk:Infact,I THINK I saw a DOLL SOWN FROM IRKEN SKIN..that sort of looked like YOU..
  • 1:36BritishZombieSarks: O-o
  • 1:36MysteriousjillguyLurk:Still want me to be Nark? >_0
  • 1:36BritishZombieSarks: No *shakes head*
  • 1:36MysteriousjillguyLurk:HEEH
  • Lurk:Most of the others in Nark's kingdom were enslaved or killed.
  • 1:36BritishZombieSarks: o-o
  • 1:36MysteriousjillguyLurk:Mario was turned into an ice sculpture.
  • 1:37BritishZombieSarks: O-o
  • 1:37MysteriousjillguyLurk:Miz went missing..
  • Lurk:Oh uhh..I forgot to mention,Miz calls herself Menami now.
  • Lurk:Don't mention her old name. She'll get mad.
  • 1:37BritishZombieSarks: Okie dokie
  • 1:38MysteriousjillguyLurk:Hmm....LIR was turned into a service droid
  • Lurk:He was renamed KSND
  • ( King Nark )
  • 1:38BritishZombieSarks: ._.
  • (Already reading it XD)
  • 1:38Mysteriousjillguy( I drew the picture :3
  • ( I've gotten ALOT better at drawing iz
  • ( Yey
  • 1:40BritishZombieSarks: So... Everyone including Sarks got killed?
  • 1:40MysteriousjillguyLurk:not everyone.
  • Lurk:THere were alternate versions that survived,but you don't know them..atleast not yet.
  • Lurk:LIR survived,as I said though.
  • 1:40BritishZombieSarks: *shiver*
  • 1:41MysteriousjillguyLurk:He was humuliated and forced to put on a Fionna hologram disguise. To "please" King Nark.
  • Lurk:And other torture methods..
  • Lurk:Nark treated his subjects like crap.
  • 1:41BritishZombieSarks: Sarks doesn't like it here
  • 1:41MysteriousjillguyLurk:Sadly..KSND was destroyed.
  • Lurk:Fortunately along with Nark.
  • Lurk:I had to team up with my friends,of course,during that time most of them were strangers to me.
  • 1:42BritishZombieSarks: Well atleast its not the real LIR
  • 1:43MysteriousjillguyLurk:We killed Nark and destroyed his empire,at the cost of all life in this universe.
  • 1:43BritishZombieSarks: o_o
  • 1:43MysteriousjillguyLurk:Nark was preparing a nuclear bomb full of mutagen.
  • Lurk:The mutagen was created to mutate anything it touches into Fionna.
  • Lurk:WE set it off accidentally in a battle,once it detonated,it mutated everything in this entire universe.
  • 1:44BritishZombieSarks: *shiver*
  • 1:44MysteriousjillguyLurk:Living or not,everything turned into Fionna.
  • Lurk:Fionna moutains..Fionna shaped planets..EVERYTHING
  • 1:45BritishZombieSarks: *shiver*
  • 1:45MysteriousjillguyLurk:ALTHOUGH,it backfires sometimes and produces Fionna hybrids or just plain creepy monsters o_o
  • Lurk:It also created fallout too...radiation was covered all over Nark's palace and Irk.
  • 1:46BritishZombieSarks: Nark is insane
  • 1:46MysteriousjillguyLurk:Every living thing turned into a Fionna,but with the intelligence of cavemen.
  • Lurk:We're lucky we got away from that Fionna gas,it could've mutated us or given us cancer...or both..
  • 1:46BritishZombieSarks: o.e
  • 1:47Mysteriousjillguy(Chat lagg)
  • 1:47BritishZombieSarks: *still cutting it off and gives to Lurk*
  • 1:47MysteriousjillguyLurk:Hehe..
  • 1:47BritishZombieSarks: *finishes cutting*
  • 1:47Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk puts in a canister,puts it away*
  • 1:48BritishZombieSarks: Finally ._.
  • 1:48MysteriousjillguyLurk:Just for..tests..
  • Lurk:Anyway..
  • 1:48BritishZombieSarks: I thought Fionna hair sprouted on you to ._.
  • 1:48MysteriousjillguyLurk:Oh. *rips out hair*
  • Lurk:OW!
  • Lurk puts hair away*
  • Lurk:The Fionnas should be making primitive civilizations now..
  • Lurk:Outside this dome..OH WAIT
  • Lurk:WHAT IF THIS PLACE IS SOME KIND OF FIONNAOPOLIS?
  • 1:49BritishZombieSarks: *shrug*
  • 1:49MysteriousjillguyLurk:HAHAH
  • Lurk:GO FASTER ROBOT! *smashes fist into robot*
  • 1:50BritishZombieSarks: ._.
  • 1:50Mysteriousjillguy
  • a peice of metal bounces off Lurk's punch*
  • It hits the robot's eye*
  • Robot:OWWW AUGHHH GAWD THE PAIN.
  • 1:51BritishZombieSarks: Robots are weird here
  • 1:51Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe robot's back explodes*
  • Lurk:AUGHHHH
  • THe robot crashes toward a city*
  • THe sky changes into a yellow,cloudy sky*
  • 1:52BritishZombieSarks: *watches*
  • Sarks: Pretty sky
  • 1:52MysteriousjillguyLurk:AHHH
  • Lurk holds onto his spider leg*
  • The robot crashes into a giant pile of pudding*
  • SPLORT*
  • 1:53BritishZombieSarks: Wait... pudding.. Why is there pudding?
  • 1:53MysteriousjillguyLurk:EH? "splort"?
  • Retracts spider legs*
  • Lurk*looks up*
  • LurkO__O
  • 1:53BritishZombieSarks: What?
  • 1:54Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe city is on a moutain made of corn*
  • 1:54BritishZombieSarks: *facepalming*
  • 1:55Mysteriousjillguy(http://www.carlwarner.com/image/foodscapes/cheesescape_60/#&panel1-60 )
  • tHere are moutains made of cheese,and brocoli forests*
  • 1:56BritishZombieo-o
  • 1:56MysteriousjillguyLurk:It looks...DELICIOUS
  • Two anthromorphic tomato guards poke us with spears behind us*
  • 1:57BritishZombieSarks: I like cheese.
  • 1:57MysteriousjillguyGuards:HAULT! WHO..DARETH..INADE..THIS..PLACE...cuz it's offlimits Y"KNOW?
  • Guards:GASP
  • 1:57BritishZombieSarks: Tomatoooooss *grins*
  • 1:57MysteriousjillguyGuard:He uses cheese in vain!
  • Guard2:GOOD LORD,ARREST THEM.
  • 1:57BritishZombieSarks: o-o
  • 1:57Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe guards ftake out and fire handhe;d cannons*
  • 1:57BritishZombieSarks: *eats tomatos arm*
  • 1:58Mysteriousjillguy
  • It fires two green spheres*
  • THe spheres rip in half and cover us*
  • THe spheres snap shut,trapping us*
  • Lurk:HUH?!
  • 1:59BritishZombieSarks: WHAT IS THIS SORCERY
  • 1:59MysteriousjillguyLurk:LET ME OUUTA HERE YOU VEGATABLES!
  • Tomatos:I"M A FRUIT. You..what food are you? UHH...YOU LOOK LIKE GRILLED PORCUPINE
  • 1:59BritishZombieSarks: I'm not a food :3
  • 1:59MysteriousjillguyLurk:...What..HEY! MY HAIRS NOT SPIKY! FOR THE LAST TIME!
  • THe tomatos pick up the spheres*
  • They load them onto a cargo ship*
  • THe tomatos get in the front seats*
  • THe ship hovers and flys toward a city*
  • 2:00BritishZombieSarks: Sarks doesn't like flying
  • 2:01Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe cargo ship flys over an ocean of clear tap water*
  • (http://www.carlwarner.com/image/foodscapes/cheesescape_60/#&panel1-60 )
  • 2:02BritishZombieo_o
  • 2:02Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe ship flys toward a giant castle made of cheese*
  • The ship lands on a bacn platform*
  • 2:02BritishZombieSarks: Bacon *mouth drools*
  • 2:02MysteriousjillguyLurk:Wow..it looks like..A MINIATURE FOOD SCULPTURE CITY HERE..
  • The ship cargo doors open*
  • THe tomatos grab the spheres*
  • Tomatos:Oh wait..we have to do the thing..
  • Tomato:Oh right..THE THING..
  • 2:03BritishZombieSarks: These tomatoes look tasty
  • Sarks: what thing?
  • 2:04Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe tomato knocks us out with a sledge hammer*
  • Lurk:GHTGF
  • 2:04BritishZombieSarks: AHGHH
  • 2:05Mysteriousjillguy
  • A voice is heard*
  • "Heeeeyyyy duuuuddesss"
  • "Did you do the thingg? With the hammer,and the thing,you know what I'm takin abboutt
  • "Yes"
  • "Ok,wake em up,but in the most painless way possible.
  • WHACK*
  • 2:06BritishZombieSarks: Ow
  • 2:06Mysteriousjillguy
  • Both hit by a bat*
  • Lurk:OUCH!
  • Lurk:SO YOU DID THIS-
  • Mark:O_O
  • Lurk:I"LL HAVE YOU ROASTED BY LIR,YOU FILTHY FOOD DOGGIE
  • 2:06BritishZombieSarks: Who's that?
  • 2:06MysteriousjillguyMark:N-Nark..?
  • ( http://irken-fanon-adventures.wikia.com/wiki/King_Mark )
  • 2:07BritishZombie(already read it)
  • 2:07MysteriousjillguyMark:No..thats im-impossi-ble..y-you died..
  • ( Oh.
  • Lurk:Eh?
  • Mark:*shivers*
  • Lurk:Oh no,hoho HOHO...silly..
  • Lurk:I'm not Nark. I'm Lurk..
  • 2:08BritishZombieSarks: ._.
  • Sarks: I'ma stay outta this
  • 2:08MysteriousjillguyLuk:Ye'see..we're from another dimension..
  • Mark:ANOTHER DIMENSION?
  • Mark:0_o
  • Mark:Unpossible. Dimensions are as real as sweden and north carolina.
  • Mark:With the faires and the elephant ghost bee babies and ya know what I'm takin abouttt
  • 2:09BritishZombieSarks: ._.
  • 2:10MysteriousjillguyMark:Yes..
  • Sarks: ._.
  • 2:10MysteriousjillguyMark:Yes..
  • 2:10BritishZombieSarks: Who is this guy?
  • Welcome to the Irken Empire Wiki chat 
  • 2:12MysteriousjillguyLurk:Oh yea?
  • 2:12BritishZombieSarks: Who is this guy?
  • 2:12MysteriousjillguyLurk:Well,me and OTHERs from another dimension,WE"RE THE ONES WHO KILLED NARK!
  • Mark:*GASP*
  • Food people in the castle gasp*
  • Mark:Oh my! Allow me to explain!
  • Mark:Welll..yeseee
  • 2:14BritishZombieSarks: ._.
  • 2:14MysteriousjillguyMark:I'm one of that datardly bad guy's cloning experimment..
  • dastardly8
  • Mark:Its hardd to talk aboutt..y'know?
  • Lurk:Ah yes yes,a traumatic experience.
  • Lurk:SO,you got anything to eat in this place?
  • Mark:YES
  • Mark:Come lets eat som food
  • Mark:In the GRAND dINING ROOOOM
  • 2:16BritishZombieSarks: uhh
  • 2:16Mysteriousjillguy
  • Mark jumps out of his cheese throne and skips*
  • Lurk:You hungry?
  • Lurk:D'WHOOO IS MADE OF FOOD!
  • 2:16BritishZombieSarks: Not really
  • 2:17Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk runs toward the dining room and grabs Sarks*
  • 2:17BritishZombieSarks: Ow :c
  • 2:17Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk sits in a chair made of meat*
  • A chair made of brocoli is infront of Sarks*
  • 2:18BritishZombieSarks: Sarks doesn't like Brocoli
  • 2:18Mysteriousjillguy
  • A robot waiter hands out plates made of pancakes*
  • 2:18BritishZombieSarks: *eats plate*
  • 2:19Mysteriousjillguy
  • Another waiter comes by and puts roasted rat on our plates*
  • Sarks: O_O
  • Welcome to the Irken Empire Wiki chat 
  • 2:20BritishZombieSarks: uhm...
  • 2:20MysteriousjillguyLurk:o_o..*looks mark*
  • at mark
  • Lurk:Uh..yeah..wheres the food?
  • Mark:? THis is food?
  • 2:21BritishZombieSarks: *eating pancake plate*
  • 2:21MysteriousjillguyLurk:Well..you got any cheese? Brocoli..?
  • Mark:OH...HOHOHO..
  • Mark:WE don't eat "THaT STUFf" here.
  • Lurk:..?
  • Mark:WE use that for buildin suppplies n people..n stuff..and ya knowww
  • 2:22BritishZombieSarks: No cheese?
  • 2:22MysteriousjillguyMark:Where you came from Mr spiky head,it must be a WERID place.
  • Lurk:MY HAIRS NOT SPIKY NOR SHARP!
  • Lurk:Well..in our world we eat the "building supplies"
  • Mark:....o_e..That's disgusting..
  • Mark:That's also highly offensive..eating this stuff in our world is taboo.
  • Mark:*looks toward Sarks eating a plate*
  • Lurk:Uhh...
  • 2:24BritishZombieSarks: *stops and looks at Mark*
  • 2:24MysteriousjillguyLurk:*throws plate away*
  • 2:24BritishZombieSarks: *pancake all over face*
  • 2:24MysteriousjillguyLurk:8whistle*
  • Lurk:umm
  • Lurk:*stuffs rat into Sarks's mouth*
  • Lurk:*clenches teeth* *high pitched voice* MMMM THAT SURE IS GOOD,IT SURE IS.
  • Lurk:We LOVE it!
  • 2:25BritishZombieSarks: *nods nervously*
  • 2:25Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk throws rat away when Mark isn't looking*
  • THe rat flies toward a robot waiter,it exploes in the backround* HEEAUGHHH"
  • explodes*
  • MarK:Well umm..
  • Mark:I hope you're ready for desert!
  • A waiter hands out ice cream sundaes*
  • 2:26BritishZombieSarks:
  • 2:26MysteriousjillguyLurk:WOW! REAL FOOD!
  • Mark:Mhm Be sure to stab it before you eat it though.
  • 2:27BritishZombieSarks: Stab it?
  • 2:27Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe ice cream sundae suddenly grows eyestalks*
  • Sundae:Gggkjlrbbh *gargled noises*
  • Lurk:I am in food hell..
  • Sundae:GGKLLOOW
  • 2:27BritishZombieSarks: o-o
  • 2:28Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe sundae leaps onto Lurk and bites his face*
  • Lurk:HAUGHHH..MY SKINN>.HSCGHJHjug
  • Mark:So..whats your name? Mr..vampire person.
  • 2:28BritishZombieSarks: uhh
  • 2:28Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk is being attacked by the sundae in the backround*
  • "Haughh my skin! Its IN MY BRAINNN
  • Mark:My name's Mark. *eyes cross*
  • 2:29BritishZombieSarks: My name is Sarks or Sprang whichever you prefer.. I have two forms
  • 2:29MysteriousjillguyMark:Formss..?
  • Mark:I rule this entire planet.
  • 2:30BritishZombieSarks: I'm a vampire and an Irken..
  • 2:30MysteriousjillguyMark:..I think it's time you see something..
  • Lurk stands up,covered in sratches and bites*
  • 2:30BritishZombie?
  • Sarks: *looks at Lurk*U
  • 2:30Mysteriousjillguy
  • His hair is on fire*
  • Lurk:Haughh
  • 2:30BritishZombieSarks: ?
  • 2:31Mysteriousjillguy
  • The sundae sprouts tenetacles and crawls away*
  • Mark:Come..mahhh friendss
  • 2:31BritishZombieSarks: *follows Mark*
  • 2:31Mysteriousjillguy
  • Mark walks toward a metal door*
  • The door slides open*
  • Lurk:*follows*
  • Mark heads in a metal corridor*
  • 2:34BritishZombieSarks: Hmm
  • 2:34Mysteriousjillguy
  • Advanced control panels are on the walls*
  • 2:35BritishZombieSarks: Pressy *presses button*
  • 2:35Mysteriousjillguy
  • A red silouthette of Fionna is painted on the wall*
  • 2:35BritishZombieSarks: o-o
  • 2:35Mysteriousjillguy
  • A panel opens up the ceiling,a bag of frozen peas hits Lurk on the head*
  • Luirk:GFNGHG
  • 2:35BritishZombieSarks: ?!
  • 2:36Mysteriousjillguy
  • Falls over*
  • Lurk:Don't touch any buttons...
  • Lurk:*pushes the bag off*
  • 2:36BritishZombieSarks: *Presses a red one*
  • Sarks: >:)
  • 2:36Mysteriousjillguy
  • A giant rat bursts through a panel on the ceiling*
  • 2:37BritishZombieSarks: AHHHHHHH
  • 2:37MysteriousjillguyRat:DHGHHGGYUHHK *tunnels through the wall on the left*
  • A robot comes over and puts a small bandaid on the tunnel*
  • 2:37BritishZombieSarks: o-o
  • 2:37MysteriousjillguyRobot:yeyeyeye *hits the cieling and falls on the floor*
  • Lurk:Umm..
  • Lurk:*whistle*
  • THe band aid peels off*
  • Sarks: o-o
  • 2:37MysteriousjillguyRobot:yeyeyeye *hits the cieling and falls on the floor*
  • 2:38BritishZombieSarks: ._.
  • 2:38MysteriousjillguyLurk:Umm..
  • Lurk:*whistle*
  • THe band aid peels off*
  • 2:39BritishZombieSarks: *Presses another button*
  • Sarks: ^^
  • Welcome to the Irken Empire Wiki chat 
  • 2:41MysteriousjillguyLurk:STOPPPP
  • THe consle explodes*
  • 2:41BritishZombieSarks: Oh.
  • 2:41MysteriousjillguyMark:Over here!
  • Mark's down the corridor*
  • 2:41BritishZombieSarks: *follows*
  • 2:41MysteriousjillguyMark:Here..
  • Millions of test tubes line the walls*
  • They enter a giant square shaped room*
  • They're all walking on a rectangle shaped platform*
  • 2:42BritishZombieSarks: Oooh
  • 2:43MysteriousjillguyMark:You see..
  • Mark:I used to be part of a cloning project made by Nark.
  • 2:43BritishZombieSarks: Cloniiinng?
  • 2:43MysteriousjillguyMark:He wanted to create multiple Narks to rule other places while he was away.
  • 2:43BritishZombieSarks: Oh
  • 2:44MysteriousjillguyMark:The project failed and the cloning machine malfucntioned
  • Mark:It sent a horrible WAVE OF CLONES.
  • Mark:I was one of them.
  • 2:44BritishZombieSarks: o_o
  • 2:44MysteriousjillguyMark:We were all declared "faulty" clones.
  • Mark:We tried to make an uprising,the other clones rampaged through Nark's palace. Taking me with them.
  • Mark:They were all quickly killed,except me.
  • 2:45BritishZombieSarks: ._.
  • 2:45MysteriousjillguyMark:I managed to escape in a voot runner.
  • 2:46BritishZombieSarks: Oh
  • 2:46MysteriousjillguyMark:After that,I used broken Nark robots to create..this entire planet.
  • Mark:I useddd some food I packed in the voot to create this ENTIRE FOOD KINGDOM
  • 2:47BritishZombieSarks: That explains the food
  • 2:47MysteriousjillguyLurk:Wait..genetically altered food people?
  • Mark:Yes.
  • Mark:I created life from food.
  • Lurk:Say..could you ever..oh I dunno..make..CANDY PEOPLE?
  • 2:47BritishZombieSarks: *facepalm*
  • 2:48MysteriousjillguyMark:OF COURSE. Thats how I made that sundae thing.
  • 2:48BritishZombieSarks: ._.
  • 2:48MysteriousjillguyMark:There are vortians n irkens n other aliens n YA KNOW WHAT I"M TAKIN ABOUUT
  • Lurk:Fugitives?
  • Mark:yesssireee
  • 2:49BritishZombieSarks: ._.
  • 2:50MysteriousjillguyLurk:HA!
  • LURK:MORE PROOF! LIVING CANDY IS POSSIBLE!
  • Lurk:SOON...I"LL FIND A DIMENSION WITH FIONNA!
  • Mark:FIONNA...? YOU LIKE FIONNA?
  • Lurk:Eh..yes..
  • Mark:HGHFG
  • Mark:TRAITOR
  • 2:51BritishZombieSarks: -.-
  • 2:51MysteriousjillguyMark:HHNNHH GAHGHH
  • Mark:GUARDS,TAKE EM AWAYYY
  • 2:52BritishZombieSarks: WAIT WHAT
  • Sarks: ?
  • (you there)
  • (hello?)
  • 2:59Mysteriousjillguy( Sorry
  • ( I heard a noise.
  • ( I'm home alone
  • 3:00BritishZombie(Sorry it wouldn't let me type)
  • (Continue..?)
  • 3:01Mysteriousjillguy( Ok
  • Flying dragonflies made of cake take them away*
  • Lurk:WAAAITT!
  • 3:01BritishZombieSarks: Cake?!
  • 3:02MysteriousjillguyLurk:WHAT KIND OF CAKE IS THHHISSS?
  • 3:02BritishZombieSarks: *tries to eat dragonfly*
  • 3:02MysteriousjillguyMark:Blueberry.
  • Lurk:I HAAATEEE BLUEBERRRYYYYYYYYYY *echo*
  • 3:02BritishZombieSarks: *Eats dragonfly*
  • Sarks: Nom
  • 3:03Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe dragonfly flys out of the corridor*
  • THe dragonfly holding Sarks extends it's neck*
  • 3:03BritishZombieSarks: ._.
  • 3:03Mysteriousjillguy
  • The dragonfly face splits open,revealing sharp teeth*
  • Dragonfly:HIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsss
  • 3:03BritishZombieSarks: I still need to know why i'm in my vampire fo--- AHHHHHH
  • 3:05Mysteriousjillguy
  • The dragonfly flies down a hole in the castle floor*
  • 3:05BritishZombie(BRB Macaroni Cheese)
  • 3:05Mysteriousjillguy
  • ( Oh ok.
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • ( Oh ok.
  • THe iccream dragonfly drops Lurk and Sarks*
  • Lurk:*hits the ground* Mf
  • Dust flys everywhere*
  • 3:45BritishZombieSarks: Ow
  • 3:45Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe dragonflies fly up*
  • A giant wall of rock hard gelatin sprouts from the hole and covers it*
  • 3:45BritishZombieo-o
  • 3:46Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe dragonflies hit it,and are instaly electrified*
  • 3:46BritishZombieSarks: Well
  • 3:46Mysteriousjillguy
  • The dragonflies fall back to the ground*
  • Lurk:FRIED ICE CREAM?
  • 3:46BritishZombieSarks: Ew.
  • 3:46Mysteriousjillguy
  • A dead rat falls on Sarks's head*
  • Lurk: O >O
  • 3:48BritishZombieSarks: .-.
  • 3:48Mysteriousjillguy
  • A tree is above Sarks*
  • Dead rats sprout from it's branches*
  • Lurk:IT'S A RAT TREE!
  • 3:48BritishZombieSarks: O_O
  • 3:49Mysteriousjillguy
  • Two pancake plates hit Sarks*
  • Guard from above the hole:DINNER TIME
  • 3:49BritishZombieSarks: PLATES
  • 3:49Mysteriousjillguy
  • two red bricks are on the plates*
  • 3:49BritishZombieSarks: *eats plates*
  • 3:49MysteriousjillguyLurk:BRICKS?
  • Guard:Wuuut? Bricks taste good. Except the King. He hates bricks for some reason. THey make em sick.
  • Guard:Whaaaat? You guys eat bricks? You guys are weridos.
  • Guard:nyeehh *waddles away*
  • A giant cockoroach made of rock candy crawls over*
  • 3:51BritishZombie._.
  • 3:51MysteriousjillguyCockoroach:FFRRTZT
  • The cockroach eats the rest of the plates*
  • 3:51BritishZombieSarks: uhhh
  • 3:52MysteriousjillguyLurk:Don't worry cockroaches are peaceful...O_O to anything bigger then them..
  • THe cockorach turns toward Lurk and sarks*
  • 3:52BritishZombieSarks: Hi there...?
  • 3:52MysteriousjillguyLurk:HO...? HURH..? HAHHHAHHHHH!
  • THe cockroach charges toward them*
  • MEANWHILE,NEAR THE DOME*
  • THe giant band aid on the hole peels off*
  • Pink gas begins to come from it*
  • 3:53BritishZombieSarks: *whistling*
  • 3:53Mysteriousjillguy
  • A loud growl is heard outside the dome*
  • MEANWHILE*
  • Lurk:GGFDHDYHGJYHCVJNKHJNBV<MJ
  • 3:54BritishZombieSarks: ?
  • 3:54Mysteriousjillguy
  • The cockoroach is gnawing on Lurk's head*
  • Lurk:WHY DON"T YOU GET ATTACKED BY THINGS?!
  • Lurk:GAUGHHHHHH ITS STARTING TO SUCK OUT MY BRAAAINNN
  • Lurk:GGHGYHJJUHAUGHH FGGHGKLAUGHRGGHHHHHHGJ
  • 3:54BritishZombieSarks: *squishes cockroach*
  • 3:54MysteriousjillguyRoach:HMKj
  • The roach throws up orange juice*
  • It fall over,dead*
  • A chunk of Lurk's hair is missing*
  • 3:55BritishZombieSarks: ._.
  • 3:56MysteriousjillguyLurk:hh..the pain..
  • 3:56BritishZombieSarks: *sigh*
  • 3:56Mysteriousjillguy
  • suddenly,at the back of the room,the wall explodes*
  • 3:57BritishZombieSarks: ?
  • 3:58Mysteriousjillguy
  • A shadowy figure is seen in the smoke*
  • THe figure wipes away the smoke*
  • 3:58BritishZombieSarks: ?
  • 3:59Mysteriousjillguy
  • The figure is Zathar,wearing a ripped up invader uniform*
  • Invader Jib has left the chat. 
  • 3:59BritishZombieSarks: Who are you..?
  • 4:00Mysteriousjillguy( Zathar the Irken experiment )
  • Zathar:I am...ZAATHARRR
  • Zathar:ISN"T MY NAME JUST NEAT?
  • Lurk:Uh...no actually..your name sucks.
  • Zathar throws a rock at Lurk*
  • Lurk:GAUGH
  • Lurk falls over*
  • 4:01BritishZombieSarks: .-.
  • 4:01MysteriousjillguyZathar:AH
  • Zathar:YOU TWO MORONS!
  • 4:01BritishZombieSarks: oh its a clone
  • 4:01MysteriousjillguyZathar:HMPHG
  • Zathar:I've come back..for VENGANCE..
  • Lurk:OOOOO spolier alert. -_-
  • Invader Jib has joined the chat. 
  • 4:02MysteriousjillguyZathar:You're more....STUPID the..I could've ever..thought of...HAUGH...who would ever say that sentence.
  • Lurk:Didn't T-
  • 4:02Invader Jib(Back, computer had a break down or something)
  • 4:02BritishZombieSarks: o_o
  • 4:03Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar smacks Lurk upside the head*
  • (Computer:JIBBBBBB WHY DIDN"T YOUUUUU PAINT MY MOUSE PINK. YOUUU PROMISSEDDD *shuts off*
  • 4:03Invader Jib(lol yeah)
  • 4:03Mysteriousjillguy( And then computer fried its processor on purpose. The horrible end.
  • 4:04BritishZombieSarks: Your a creepy clone
  • 4:04MysteriousjillguyZathar:So...
  • Zathar:I"M NOT A CLONE! Atleast..not anymore.
  • 4:04BritishZombieSarks: -.-
  • 4:04MysteriousjillguyZathar:After Lurk and his moronic friends used their DE-sueirizer on me,I was left as a normal irken.
  • YourFavoriteFangirl has joined the chat. 
  • 4:05YourFavoriteFangirl(Hi! Rp going on?
  • 4:05Invader Jib(Yeah)
  • 4:05MysteriousjillguyZathar:My PAK,hgowever,was installed with a holographic disguise,so I could still retain my smhexy handsomeness.
  • 4:05YourFavoriteFangirl(Ah, I just got home from school
  • 4:05Mysteriousjillguyhowever*
  • 4:05YourFavoriteFangirl(What's it about?
  • 4:05BritishZombie(Hi there)
  • 4:05YourFavoriteFangirl(Yo
  • 4:06Mysteriousjillguy( Lurk and Sarks ended up in King Mark's palace,Mark threw Lurk and Sarks in the dungeon out of paranoia.
  • 4:06YourFavoriteFangirl(Ooh
  • 4:06Mysteriousjillguy( He thought Lurk was gonna turn out like Nark. And now Zathar's here wanting vengance.
  • ( You all could come in..maybe investigating transmissions from Mark's palace? To see if anyone survived Nark's nuke?
  • 4:07YourFavoriteFangirl(Mark's that clone guy, right?
  • 4:07Mysteriousjillguy( Yeah.
  • 4:07BritishZombieSarks: *sigh*
  • 4:07MysteriousjillguyZAthar:HOWEVER.
  • Zathar:Maz was affected by your De-sueifier as well..and she punched me in the stomach. It hurt. Alot.
  • Zathar:She broke up with me and swore to never see me ever again.
  • Zathar:Worst of all,she's no longer purple haired! She's a blonde now!
  • Lurk:Blonde..?
  • YourFavoriteFangirl has left the chat. 
  • 4:09Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar smacks Lurk*
  • Lurk:GAH!
  • Zathar:Anyway,I was FORCED to look for a DIRTY DIRTY job on Irk.
  • 4:09BritishZombieSarks: ._.
  • 4:10MysteriousjillguyZathar:I wasn't "registered" in the PAK database,so they just shipped me off to planet dirt to CLEAN UP FECES.
  • Ametrineskies has joined the chat. 
  • 4:10BritishZombieSarks: Heheh
  • 4:10MysteriousjillguyZathar:The other janitors,kicked me in trash. I got so dirty,if you saw me,you'd call me dirty dan.
  • Zathar:DIRT
  • ZAthar kicks Sarks in the face*
  • 4:11Ametrineskies(*looks around*
  • YourFavoriteFangirl has joined the chat. 
  • 4:11YourFavoriteFangirl(chat hates me
  • 4:11Ametrineskies(..*hides behind rod of remorse* wot is this
  • (rob protect me----
  • (Anyhow.
  • 4:11YourFavoriteFangirl(omg
  • 4:11BritishZombieSarks: qq my face
  • Zathar:SO,I was forced to LEAVE planet Dirt.
  • ZAthar:Well uhh...not without killing the nearby Irkens there. Ehehe
  • .
  • 5:08BritishZombieSarks: And you killed them i'm guessing
  • 5:08MysteriousjillguyZathar:Yep.
  • Zathar:THeir puny weapons were no match for my spinblade attack.
  • Lurk:HA! THAT MEANS YOU"RE WANTED! GOOD LUCK LOOKING FOR MAZ NOWWWW!
  • Zathar:Why do YOU care about Maz?
  • Lurk:Uhh....NOTHING!
  • *Zathar's PAK spots open*
  • /*Four robotic arms fold out*
  • 5:10BritishZombieSarks: Okay then..
  • 5:10Mysteriousjillguy*They suddenly glow green,a green ball of energy forms around Zathar*
  • 5:10BritishZombieSarks: uhh
  • 5:10MysteriousjillguyZathar:AND YOU"LL PAY THE PRICE,WHICH WILL BE $19.95 PLEASE-Oh wait.
  • *Lurk smacks Zathar with a rock*
  • Zathar:GGHHH ROCKS ARE HARD.
  • 5:11BritishZombieSarks: no pun intended?
  • 5:11Mysteriousjillguy*Zathar forms into a green flat disk* *He flies toward sarks*
  • Lurk:LOOK OUT SARKS!
  • 5:11BritishZombieSarks: *ducks*
  • 5:11MysteriousjillguyLurk:*throws a rock at Zathar*
  • *TING* *THe rock cuts in half,Zathar bounces off of it*
  • Zathar:HGFHFGHGH
  • *Zathar bounces around the hole like a pinball machine*
  • 5:12BritishZombieSarks: o-o
  • 5:13MysteriousjillguyZathar:DOH! GEGGH! GNHGHG!
  • Lurk:Well..uhh...
  • *Zathar continues to bounce around*
  • Lurk:....Lets go get out of this prison then..
  • *Lurk's spider legs come out,he crawls up the hole*
  • 5:15BritishZombieSarks: uhhm
  • 5:15MysteriousjillguyLurk:OH WAIT! Zathar blew a hole into the prison!
  • 5:15BritishZombieSarks: Yeaah...
  • 5:15Mysteriousjillguy*Lurk crawls through the hole with his spider legs*
  • 5:15BritishZombieSarks: *follows*
  • Sarks: I've still never used my PAK spider legs ._.
  • 5:16MysteriousjillguyLurk:Oh good..WE're out..
  • Lurk:>_O
  • 5:18BritishZombieSarks: hm
  • 5:18Mysteriousjillguy*The outside is a city made of green beans and carrots*
  • 5:18BritishZombieSarks: Ew ._.
  • 5:18Mysteriousjillguy*A desert of cornflakes is seen*
  • 5:18BritishZombieSarks: Vegetables
  • 5:19MysteriousjillguyLurk:CORNFLAKES!
  • 5:19BritishZombieSarks: o-o
  • 5:19MysteriousjillguyLurk:Wait..*picks up cornflake* Isn't this Kello-
  • *A floating corn pod suddenly flies over*
  • Corn:HAULT,WANTED CRIMINALS!
  • *Tons of weiner dogs suddenly bursts out of the ship*
  • 5:20BritishZombieSarks: ... This is random
  • 5:20MysteriousjillguyDogs:GFHHFGHBUBTFBHJJHLKJJ
  • 5:21BritishZombieSarks: okay....
  • 5:21Mysteriousjillguy*THe weiner dogs tackle Sarks*
  • Lurk:HAUGH!
  • *THe weiner dogs tacke Lurk as well*
  • 5:21BritishZombieSarks: WFWQGQ
  • 5:21MysteriousjillguyLurk:GHNH *kicks a weiner dog off*
  • 5:21BritishZombieSarks: *eats weiner*
  • 5:21Mysteriousjillguy*The dogs pull them onto the ship*
  • 5:21BritishZombieSarks: This tastes off...
  • 5:22Mysteriousjillguy*THe corn ship hovers and fliesback to the castle entrance*
  • 5:22BritishZombieSarks: CURSE YOU WEINER DOGS
  • 5:23Mysteriousjillguy*THe ship's door opens*
  • 5:23LIRLIR(Where are they?!)
  • 5:23Mysteriousjillguy( King Mark's artificial planet. IT's made of food and has genetically modified food people on it.)
  • 5:23LIRLIR(oh ok.)
  • 5:24Mysteriousjillguy*Two meatloaf guards push Lurk out of the ship*
  • Lurk:GGHHGH I HATE MEATLOAF.
  • Lurk:You guys SMELL>
  • Long Time has left the chat. 
  • 5:24BritishZombie*eats meatloaf guard*
  • 5:24MysteriousjillguyGuard:Hey! I put on deodorant!
  • Guard:and-GAUYHGGH
  • *THe 2nd guard points spears at sarks and Lurk*
  • 5:24BritishZombieSarks: DIE DIE DIE
  • 5:25Mysteriousjillguy*THe guard leads them inside the castle*
  • 5:25BritishZombieSarks: *eating meatloaf guard as getting lead into the castle*
  • 5:25Mysteriousjillguy*An overweight poato person stomps over*
  • Potato:GOOD,YOU TWO ...THINGS ARE HERE.
  • 5:26BritishZombieSarks: Potato...
  • Sarks: POTATO?
  • 5:26MysteriousjillguyPotato:THE KING HAS ORDERED THAT YOU TWO BOTH BE EXECUTED.
  • 5:26BritishZombieSarks: *runs at potato*
  • Sarks: RAAAA
  • 5:26MysteriousjillguyLurk:Executed..? I thought Mark was nice?
  • 5:26BritishZombieSarks: VEGETABLESS!
  • 5:26MysteriousjillguyPotato:Well uhh..not anymore..
  • 5:26BritishZombieSarks: *headbutts potato*
  • 5:26MysteriousjillguyPotato:He hates you guys.
  • *Sarks bounces off his chubby stomach*
  • 5:27BritishZombieSarks: My god you're fat.
  • 5:27MysteriousjillguyLurk:Are you sure about that..?
  • Potato:wEll uhh...umm....uhh..
  • 5:27BritishZombieSarks: HOW DID YOU GET OVERWEIGHT
  • 5:27MysteriousjillguyPotato:ENOUGH! GUARDS,TAKE THEM TO THE HEAD CHOPPING ROOM
  • *Two greenbean guards grab Lurk and sarks*
  • 5:28BritishZombieSarks: CURSE YOU VEGETABLES
  • 5:28Mysteriousjillguy*MEANWHILE*
  • *Zathar bounces toward the jelly covering over the hole*
  • *Zathar shreds through it,the jelly cracks and sparks with eletrcity*
  • *Zathar deflects off a nearby room and heads into a strange room*
  • Zathar:GAUGH! *Zathar hits the floor*
  • *Metal wires and pipes cover the walls*
  • Zathar:Huh..?
  • *A warp gate is on the front wall*
  • *A fionna silouthette red symbol is on the warp gate,it's covered in spikes*
  • Zathar:Hmm....
  • Zathar:A warpgate? Interesting..
  • Zathar:Oh well.
  • *Zahar walks away*
  • Zathar:WAIT! I HAVE A PLAN...
  • Zathar:Heh...
  • Zathar:I'll just use this portal to open up an entrance to my universe.
  • Zathar:Or whatever world I can find..
  • Zathar:Blehh

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