Please note that this is incomplete.
- Extended Invader Zim Intro Music Plays*
- Show's Earth*
- Show's Zim's Base on earth*
Gir: I like this show.
- Goes through TV screen and Shows Dib's House*
- Goes in Kitchen*
Gaz: Dib ate the last slice of Pizza. He will pay harshly. HE WILL PAY!
- Dib's Backyard*
Dib: Hmm so this Zim's Home Planet Irk.
- End Introduction*
- Interior Zim's House*
Zim: Well GIR, I've finally made a plan that will destroy the filthy Humans.
Zim: GIR, listen very carefully. I need you to come to the Lab.
- Interior Zim's Lab*
Zim: Alright GIR, I've installed various upgrades for this very important assignment. You are no longer stupid now, plus I added a Robot Claw.
GIR: I feel very different.
Zim: I've done it! AT LAST!
- Interior Irken Armada*
- Phone Ringing*
Servant: Incoming transmission from Earth.
Red Tallest: Oh great, it's Zim.
Zim: My Tallest, my conquest of Earth is nearly completed.
Purple Tallest: Should we tell Zim the truth?
Red Tallest: *nods*
Purple Tallest: Zim, the truth is we never wanted to conquer Earth. We didn't even know it existed. Your'e also a defective Irken Zim.... You're not an Invader!
Red Tallest: He's right Zim, your not a real Invader.
Red Tallest: Goodbye, Zim.
Purple Tallest: You, make sure we get no more transmissions from Earth.
- Interior Zim's Lab*
Zim: How can it be?
GIR: Yes, my Lord?
Zim: Start packing up the base. We're quitting.
GIR: But, why?
Zim: It turns out I'm not a real Invader.
Zim: I'll be back soon.
- Exterior Dib's House*
- Zim Rings doorbell*
Dib: What do you want?
Zim: I've quit trying to destroy your home planet. I need to take care of some business with you'r father.
Dib: Fine. But i'm coming too.
- Interior Membrane Home Lab*
Dib: Dad, there's someone here to see you.
Prof. Membrane: Ahh, the little foreign boy.
Zim: I am not foreign. I am a real Alien of the Irken Race.
- Zim removes Disguise*
Prof. Membrane: Wow, a real Alien.
Prof. Membrane: Son, i'm sorry for the years of calling you crazy.
Gaz: Yeah Dib, I guess I was wrong too.
Dib: Gaz, what are you doing in here?
Gaz: I'm helping Dad.
Prof. Membrane: Come little alien, I have to show you to the world.
Zim: But first, let me show you my base and everything.
Prof. Membrane: Alright. Johnson, cancel my appointments for the next 4 weeks.
Johnson: Yes, Sir.
- Zim teleports Prof. Membrane and himself to base*
Zim: This is my home base, and this Flash Drive contains Irken Technology, Biology, and history.
Prof. Membrane: Alright, to my Lab.
- Interior Membrane Lab*
Prof. Membrane: Kids, you might want to look away for this first part.
Gaz: Wait, before you do that.
- Gaz Kisses Zim*
Prof. Membrane: Gaz what are you doing!?
Gaz: Showing my true feelings for Zim.
- Gaz switches the oxygen tanks to reverse*
Prof. Membrane: Alright, now let's start. *Faints
- Everyone but Zim faints*
- Gaz comes back in*
Gaz: Zim come on, let's get out of here.