In this episode, the Tallest celebrate "Shippy Week", and Zim tries to find an idea for a new ship.
- Almighty Tallest Red (Red)
- Almighty Tallest Purple (Purple)
- Almighty Tallest Ken (Ken)
- Invader Szar
- Invader Spleen
- Vortian Prisoner Number 777 (VPN777)
- Audience of invaders
- Zee Invader Zee
- Invader zara
- Invader Zora (Mentioned)
(INT. PLANET VORT SHIPYARD - DAY. The Massive is seen hovering overhead.)
RED: Hey, everyone! Its SHIPPY WEEK!
Audience of invaders: YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PURPLE: This week, you are all going to introduce new IRKEN ship designs to us! Too bad ZIM is not here to celebrate!
Audience of invaders: YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KEN (IRRITATED): Oh, no you don't! ZIM shall be free to participate in Shippy Week! You all Know
he has never had a Shippy week!
Audience of invaders: AWWWWW, MAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!
INVADER ZEE: I LOVE YOU, ZIM! WHOO!!
RED (CONFUSED): KEN, why do you respect zim so much?
KEN: Well, lets just say that he is my maker.
RED: Riiiiiiiiiiigggghhhht... LETS CELEBRATE SHIPPY WEEK!!!!
(The audience cheers and whistles loudly.)
KEN: First up is Invader SZAR!
(INVADER SZAR walks up front with his ship following him, and stops to turn around to face the audience.)
RED: What in the name of spooch is that thing?
INVADER SZAR: This is called the Super Hyper Interactive People-holder, or as I call her; the S.H.I.P.
(Sudden silence. An invader coughs. Silence resumes, Zara gets bored then she texts her bro, zora.)
INVADER SPLEEN: YOU STINK!!!
RED: Hmmmmmmm...kay.............DISQUALIFIED! YOU STINK!
(A robot arm pops out of The Massive's lazer cannon, snatches SZAR and hurls him into outer space.)
INVADER SZAR (SCREAMING): Hellllp!
KEN (MORE IRRITADED THAN USUAL, SLAPS RED IN THE FACE): How uncivilized of you, RED! You should be ashamed of yourself!
RED: Yeah but is was uncivilized for you to slap me!
(The audience start yelling at KEN for slapping RED.)
KEN (FILLED WITH TERRIBLE RAGE THAT NO OTHER TALLEST CAN GET): SILENCE!!! IT IS COMPLETELY CIVILIZED TO GET SLAPPED IN THE FACE!!!
(The audience finally falls silent.)