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SummaryEdit

Tilex ,Nightmare Lurk ,and Zathar go on heist to steal weaponry. Unfortunately, Prisoner-317 gets in their way and soon plans to crush their stupidity filled skulls. 

Takes place right before Forming Storm-Part one.

TranscriptEdit

  • Invader Jib
  • the figurative camera zooms in on nightmare zendra four*
  • 317: *is walking donw a hallway...or something
  • 2:08Mysteriousjillguy(wait
  • ( the secret place is supposed be on an asteroid
  • ( cuz its secret
  • 2:09Invader Jib(oh okay
  • 2:09Mysteriousjillguy( and stuff
  • 2:09Invader Jib
  • on an asteriod
  • 2:09Mysteriousjillguy( wait uh
  • ( we should bring in tilex first
  • 2:10Invader Jibhmm ok
  • 2:10MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Stares at the figurative camera*
  • Nightmare Lurk:*Turns around,confused*
  • Nightmare Zendra 4's lakes are full of pollution,the sky is red like Earth*
  • The trees are purple and black and are spiky*
  • 2:11Invader Jibso uh
  • tilex: *is in uh some place*
  • 2:11MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:Hngh..this PLAACCCEEEE *Voice distorts* looks depressing.
  • Nightmare Lurk takes out a purple version of Lurk's tablet*
  • N.Lurk scans for signals and finds Tilex's nearby,along with a ship of some sort*
  • N.Lurk:OOOOOH V-V-V-V-ISTORS-TORS-TORs-TORS BBLLLLAAAAAUGHHHHHH *Demonic roar*
  • N Lurk walks over to the ship
  • N.LUrk:ZORPH?! NAXIGANA?! PHOROPH? PHORPH NOMPH ZENGIA FORF?
  • N.LUrk:Lang-lnag-lang-lang-language TraNSlaTOR MALFuncTIONING GOD D-GHORGKALA!
  • N.Lurk:8767675678678787 FORGING ZARK!
  • 2:15Invader Jib
  • A shadow seems to move around the area of the ship*
  • 2:15MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:*Grabs a stick and pokes it*
  • N.Lurk:Sp-ZERO ZERO-ky.
  • 2:16Invader Jib
  • A figure moves away from the area*
  • 2:16MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:COME BACK HERE!
  • N.Lurk a rock and his stick at him*
  • throws*
  • 2:17Invader Jib
  • The figure continues to run, but trips*
  • ???: ...h..huh
  • 2:18Mysteriousjillguy
  • N.Lurk runs over and grabs him*
  • N.Lurk:WHO ARE YOU?
  • 2:19Invader Jib???: Uh..
  • Tilex: I could ask you the same question, could I not? The dawn of mystery is hung against us both, above the limelight.
  • 2:19MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:Oh..uh..
  • N.Lurk:I was on my own to get some supplies.
  • 2:21Invader JibTilex: *narrows eyes* Alas, and my fueling is naught.
  • 2:21MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:The name's NIGHTMARE LURK! Counterpart of my FI-FI-FI-FILTHY counterpart Lurk.
  • N.Lurk:Heard of em?
  • 2:21Invader JibTilex: Counterpart?
  • Tilex: I haven't heard of a Lurk, I'm afraid.
  • 2:22MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk: I know he's been on the news at least once.
  • N.Lurk:Uhh..hmm
  • N.Lurk looks at his tablet*
  • N.Lurk connects to Z-14 internet network*
  • News articles come up*
  • "INTER-DIMENSIONAL SPIKY HEADED BOY COUNTERPART ATTEMPTS TO INVADE Z-14,STOPPED BY VEX!"
  • "Strange porcupine mutant boy found in city square factory! Scientists begaffled!"
  • 2:24Invader JibTilex: I don't read the news, it's gross-*looks at the news* HOLY GAUCAMOLEY 
  • 2:24Mysteriousjillguy"We know begaffled isn't a real word."-reporter
  • N.Lurk:No.
  • N.Lurk:He's IN-IN-IN SANEEEEEE *demonic voice*
  • N.Lurk: He used to be quite a cheerful, optimistic stink child.
  • 2:24Invader JibTilex: How tragic.
  • 2:24MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:But then he got his PAK damaged.
  • N.Lurk:And went insane.
  • N.Lurk:What's important though..is that he has..certain weapons and equipment that's ripe for the taking.
  • 2:25Invader JibTilex: So isn't he more...broken
  • Tilex: *antenna raise a bit* I'm listening
  • 2:26MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk: His robot's head is literally a dimension full of important STUFF!
  • N.Lurk:He also has knowledge of other dimensions and stuff.
  • N.Lurk:Unfortunately he has some powerful allies..
  • N.Lurk:They could kill me easily..despite how INCREDIBLY difficult it is to defeat ME. Heh
  • 2:27Invader JibTilex: Powerful allies huh
  • 2:27MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:Yep.
  • 2:27Invader JibTilex: Well maybe that's because you were numero uno
  • Tilex: I mean uh..
  • 2:27MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:They don't like em much though. Must be forced to protect em for some reason.
  • N.Lurk:OH PLEASE! HE HAS A FRIEND THAT CAN SHOOT LASERS FROM HIS HEAD-
  • N.Lurk:..Wait a minute..."Uno"?
  • N.Lurk:...I have an idea.
  • N.Lurk:What's your name person?
  • 2:28Invader JibTilex: It is the clearer way of saying "one," you see
  • Tilex: Oh they call me Tilex, those enlightned by my prescence.
  • 2:28MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:Sounds like a fancy brand of tea. I HATE TEA
  • N.Lurk:But uh..you seem promising
  • N.Lurk:Uh
  • N.Lurk:Got any tech skills?
  • N.Lurk:Abilities?
  • 2:29Invader JibTilex: Thou shall not underestimate me
  • Tilex: Meaning...kinda
  • 2:29MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:Like what?
  • 2:30Invader JibTilex: You know, I've impaled someone, ate their lungs..
  • Tilex: That kinda stuff
  • 2:30MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:Got any experience in dimension stuff? Time travel?
  • 2:31Invader JibTilex: I'm afraid not.
  • 2:31MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:Gergh..
  • N.Lurk:I guess I could use some help.
  • N.Lurk:Tell ya what,how about we work together?
  • 2:31Invader JibTilex: Mmm Okay I guess
  • 2:32MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:You help me get weapons and stuff,and in the end,you get power over Z-14 and the Nightmare Army,deal?
  • N.Lurk:Oh uh ok then.
  • N.Lurk takes out a communicator*
  • 2:32Invader JibTilex: Mm, from here one we shall be the best friends.
  • 2:32MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:ZATHAR! Get your useless fleshsack over here!
  • 2:32Invader JibTilex: Especially considering I have literally nothing better to do
  • 2:34Mysteriousjillguy
  • A green disc of energy flies toward them*
  • N.Lurk:! *Jumps out of the way*
  • 2:35Invader JibTilex: *ducks*
  • 2:35Mysteriousjillguy
  • The green disc stops midair*
  • It forms into a sphere,and dissappears*
  • Zathar falls onto the ground*
  • Zathar:MMMM DIRT!
  • 2:36Invader JibTilex: So who's that guy
  • 2:36MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:He's my 2nd in command.
  • N.Lurk:He's from another dimension.
  • 2:36Invader JibTilex: Ah
  • 2:37MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:Speaking of dimensional stuff,how'd you get to the Nightmare Dimension? Rifts are rare here.
  • Zathar:Yeh
  • 2:37Invader JibTilex: Hmm, you strike an important query..
  • Tilex: I dunno
  • gtg for sleep soon)
  • 2:38Mysteriousjillguy( now?
  • 2:39Invader Jibhmm
  • yes
  • soo
  • 2:40Mysteriousjillguy( hngh
  • 2:40Invader Jibbye
  • 2:40Mysteriousjillguy( can you stay longer
  • 2:41Invader Jibi could
  • buuuuut
  • im tired
  • 2:41Mysteriousjillguy( uh
  • ( 3 15
  • ( ?
  • 2:41Invader Jibmmmm
  • 2:41Mysteriousjillguy( ?
  • ( is that yes
  • (?
  • 2:42Invader Jibidk
  • 2:42Mysteriousjillguy( continue?
  • 2:42Invader Jibmore or less too tired
  • 2:42Mysteriousjillguy( hnghhyyh
  • ( eh fine
  • 2:43Invader Jibsorry
  • Mysteriousjillguy( Mysteriousjillguy N.Lurk:Speaking of dimensional stuff,how'd you get to the Nightmare Dimension? Rifts are rare here. Zathar:Yeh 2:37 Invader Jib Tilex: Hmm that's a good question... Tilex: I dunno
    • ( thats where we left off
    • 9:54Invader Jibok
    • 9:56MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:So how'd you get to this dimension..?
    • N.Lurk:Does your ship have some kind of portal generator or something?
    • 9:56Invader JibTilex: Hmm..
    • Tilex: I can't say
    • Tilex: Like..
    • 9:57MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:..?
    • 9:58Invader JibTilex: It was, and bare with me, hole in space itself...
    • Tilex: And I, curious, drove through it.
    • 9:59MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:...Vortex..?
    • N.Lurk:It couldn't have been a rift..
    • N.Lurk:..Strange..
    • 9:59Invader JibTilex: Must have been another thing.
    • 10:00MysteriousjillguyZathar:Was it Menami in a bikini?
    • N.Lurk:SILENCE!
    • 10:00Invader JibTilex: no
    • 10:00Mysteriousjillguy*N.Lurk smacks Zathar away*
    • N.Lurk:Continue.
    • 10:01Invader JibTilex: Thus, I ended up here. 10:02MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:Well that's purty spooky.
    • N.Lurk:Well uh..
    • N.Lurk:Hmmm
    • N.Lurk:What was I gonna say...
    • N.Lurk:OH YEAH!
    • N.Lurk:We'll need to get some supplies.
    • 10:04MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:*Pulls out cylinder shaped device,a pink hologram comes out of it*
    • *A destroyed base comes up on it*
    • N.Lurk:We're going to need to raid this ruined base to get the supplies.
    • Tilex: What kind of supplies does thou seek?
    • 10:05MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:We'll need a ship,some weapons..uhhhhhhh *voice distorts* UUHhuuhhuhHUUHuhUHuHUHhHhHHHh
    • N.Lurk:S-s-s-SOMMEE other stuff.
    • 10:05Invader JibTilex: Understood.
    • 10:07MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:Unfortunately..
    • N.Lurk:Some..err..creations are left over from Nightmare SICC.
    • N.Lurk:We're going to need to be careful or we'll get brutally eaten alive and stuff.
    • Zathar:Pfft,a bunch of stupid science experiments can't beat THIS-
    • N.Lurk:SHUT UP ZATHAR OR I'LL SHOW YOU INTERNET POSTS AGAIN!
    • Zathar:Yes sir.
    • 10:09MysteriousjillguyZathar: *grumbles to self*
    • N.Lurk:Uh..ok...so..um
    • N.Lurk:It's about 20 miles away.
    • N.Lurk:I forgot where I parked my ship.
    • Zathar:*facepalms*
    • N.Lurk:*PAK jetpack activates*
    • Zathar:*PAK jetpack activates as well*
    • 10:10Invader JibTilex: Hmm uh *Pak jetpack activates*
    • 10:10Mysteriousjillguy*Zathar and N.Lurk fly into the air toward the base*
    • N.Lurk:It'll take a while,but flying 20 miles will be WORTH it for those weapons!
    • *20 Hours Later*
    • N.Lurk:OH SWEET IRKUS THIS IS NOT WORTH IT
    • *N.Lurk is covered in dead insects and jungle plants,along with scratches and cuts*
    • 10:11Invader JibTilex: I ponder, perhaps there is another way in
    • Tilex: but uh..
    • Tilex: I wouldn't know
    • 10:11MysteriousjillguyZathar:THIS SUCKS!
    • N.Lurk:SH-SH-SH-1--U-TTTTTTTTT SH U T UP Z-Z-ATHAR!
    • Zathar:DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING?!
    • N.Lurk:OF COURSE I DO! I'm a genius.
    • N.Lurk:Umm...uh..It's just up ahead.
    • *Zathar looks ahead,and sees a destroyed base in a nearby desert*
    • Zathar:Oh wow,look,you were right-
    • *N.Lurk kicks zathar,he falls toward the base*
    • *N.Lurk lands in the desert*
    • 10:14Invader JibTilex:*pupils move towards the toher for some reason* finally *swerves down toward the surface*
    • 10:14Mysteriousjillguy*Zathar crashes to into the ground,head first*
    • Zathar:This sand tastes horrible.
    • N.Lurk: Hmmm
    • *Tons of gigantic skeletons of unknown beasts surround the base,there's ship wreckage as well*
    • 10:15Invader JibTilex: *licks a handfull of the sand* I find it pleasent.
    • 10:15MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:Uh..Ok...Be careful.
    • MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:*Spider legs come out,walks toward the base*
    • 1:21Invader JibTilex: *walks as well*
    • 1:22Mysteriousjillguy
  • N.Lurk walks up to the entrance of the base*
  • N.Lurk's spider legs shoot lasers at the gate,it falls over*
  • Smoke rises from the gate*
    • 1:23Invader JibTilex: *raises eyebrow at the smoke*
    • 1:23MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:*Takes out his laser scythe*
    • N.Lurk:Uhh..
    • 1:24Invader JibTilex: Hmm..*Takes out a spear like laser weapon*
    • 1:26Mysteriousjillguy
  • N.Lurk hands Zathar a laser pistol*
    • Zathar:Aww
  • N.Lurk walks into the base*
  • A loud hissing noise is heard*
  • N.Lurk slowly raises his scythe*
    • 1:28Invader JibTilex: *walks into the base as well, and is startled by that*
    • Tilex: *holds weapon closer to self*
    • 1:29Mysteriousjillguy
  • A gigantic purple caterpillar esque alien crawls into a hole from another hallway uphead*
  • It continues to make hissing noises*
    • N.Lurk:Well that was close.
    • N.Lurk:Hmm...
  • N.Lurk pulls up the hologram*
    • N.Lurk:The supplies should be the cargo room un-UN-UNDERGROUND.
    • 1:30
    • 1:30MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk: There should be an elevator here somewhere..
    • N.Lurk:Uh...Tilex
    • N.Lurk:You and Zathar go look for an elevator.
    • N.Lurk:I'm gonna look for any tech we can get.
    • 1:31Invader JibTilex: *Turns around and looks for an elevator*
    • 1:31Mysteriousjillguy
  • N.Lurk presses a button on his scythe,the blade grows larger and sharper*
    • Zathar:*Looks around*
    • Zathar:So uh...Tilex...Know anyone named Menami?
    • 1:32Invader JibTilex: I've never heard.
    • 1:33MysteriousjillguyZathar:DARN!
    • Zathar:How about Zik?
    • 1:33Invader JibTilex: Nope
    • Tilex: Actually, I may recall someting
    • 1:33MysteriousjillguyZathar:Grgggh..
    • Zathar:..?
    • 1:34Invader JibTilex: Does that previous person have green..ish colored eyes
    • Tilex: Then perhaps...
    • 1:35MysteriousjillguyZathar:Menami does.
    • Zathar:Can you tell er I'm sorry? Oh uh,and tell her I've been working out.
    • 1:35Invader JibTilex: Oh no, I'm afraid I wouldn't know where to find her.
    • 1:36MysteriousjillguyZathar:Argh!
    • Zathar:Grggh...maybe N.Lurk can tell her..
    • 1:37Invader JibTilex: Hmm okay
    • 1:37MysteriousjillguyZathar:If you ask me,he's pretty weak for our team leader. Of course,I'm always going to be better then every other pesky pitiful irken. No offense.
    • Zathar:It's just that I..uh...I like to watch him fail as a leader. Yep.
    • Zathar:It's pretty entertaining.
    • 1:38Invader JibTilex: I doth think he has much of a direction, with  his goals.
    • Tilex: *looks around for an elavator*
    • 1:38MysteriousjillguyZathar:!
  • A dusty ravaged elevator is ahead of them*
    • Zathar: AH HA!
    • Zathar:*Presses button*
    • Zathar:Now we can finally get those STUPID SUPPL-
    • 1:40Invader JibTilex: Any particular reason you sentence was cut off-
    • 1:40Mysteriousjillguy
  • The elevator opens,revealing a horrible flesh blob monster covered in long spindly limbs with long finger nail-like claws,it's covered in featureless skeletal human heads*
    • Blob:HISSSSSS
    • Zathar:GAHHHH!
  • Zathar kicks it back into the elevator*
    • 1:40Invader JibTilex: *stabs the blob with his spear out of violent impulse*4
    • 1:40MysteriousjillguyZathar:PRESS THE BUTTON!
    • Zathar:CLOSE THE ELEVATOR!
    • 1:41Invader JibTilex: *slams the button*
    • 1:41Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar shoots at it*
  • The elevator shuts*
  • The blob roars and bursts through the door*
    • Zathar:NOOOO! THE ELEVATOR PLAN FAILED!
    • Zathar:QUICK!
    • 1:42Invader JibTilex: Wait
    • Tilex: *runs into the elavator*
    • 1:42Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar grabs the elevator door and tries to fix the door*
    • Zathar:QUICK! WE'll fix the door and then just push it back in!
    • 1:42
    • 1:43MysteriousjillguyZathar:Ok..uh..I'm gonna need some tools,this might take about 2 hours-
  • The blob grabs Zathar and throws him*
    • Zathar:GAHHH!
  • Zathar flies into a wall*
    • 1:43Invader JibTilex: *kicks the blob violently in the direction of the elavotor*
    • 1:43Mysteriousjillguy
  • A laser projectile hits the monster*
  • Smoke goes everywhere*
    • N.Lurk:YOU IDIOTS!
    • 1:44Invader JibTilex: Did we not procure an elavator?
    • 1:44Mysteriousjillguy
  • N.Lurk's spider legs come out and stab the blob,he throws the blob out of the elevator*
  • N.Lurk pushes Tilex in and drags Zathar*
  • N.Lurk presses some buttons and the elevator goes down*
    • N.Lurk:WHY WOULD YOU LISTEN TO ZATHAR?! He's a complete MORON!
    • Zathar:Wait a minute then why did you hire me-
    • N.Lurk:THAT IS BESIDE THE POINT!
    • 1:45Invader JibTilex: Uhh
    • Tilex: Hmm..
    • Tilex: The heat of the moment perhaps
    • 1:46MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:Gargh! You both are lucky you were brutally maimed alive,or I would'a run out of lackey-....partners.
    • Zathar:..?
    • N.Lurk:ANY-ANY-an-an-666666666666-ANyWAY
    • N.Lurk:We're here..
  • The elevator displays "Level 88-Storage"*
  • The door opens*
  • The room is huge,tons of broken cargo boxes are everywhere*
    • 1:47Invader JibTilex: *steps out slowly*
    • 1:47MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:Ok uh.grab whatever you can find.
  • N.Lurk walks into the room and looks around*
    • 1:48Invader JibTilex: *grabs a couple of boxes and holds them above his head*
    • 1:48Mysteriousjillguy
  • N.Lurk shovels through a pile of broken gns*
    • guns*
    • 1:48Invader JibTilex: I do wonder why I don't fall-*tumbles down*
    • 1:48MysteriousjillguyZathar:HA HA!
  • Zathar steps on some broken glass*
    • Zathar:OW! MY FOOT!
    • Zathar:It hurts.
  • Zathar falls over*
  • Zathar looks up and sees a gigantic broken,old strange looking mirror*
    • 1:49Invader JibTilex: *grabs some weapons and equipment out of the fallen boxes*
    • 1:50MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:QUIT FOOLING AROUND *demonic gliychy voice* ZaAAthARRRRRRR-We NEEED to find St-St-St-St-STUF-F-F!
    • glitchy*
    • Zathar:Uh...Boss...
    • N.Lurk:How many times have I told you not to call me boss-
    • N.Lurk:?
  • N.Lurk looks at the mirror*
    • N.Lurk:..?
    • 1:51Invader JibTilex: *glances over at it while picking up stuff*
    • 1:52MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:What is that thing..?
  • The mirror is covered in pink strange symbols on it's frame*
  • The mirror is stained with nightmare irken blood*
  • It's missing 6 pieces*
    • Zathar:*looks down at glass shards*
    • N.Lurk:Eh. Probably some decorative thing SICC used for his room.
  • N.Lurk goes back to looking*
  • Zathar picks up the pieces*
    • Zathar:Hmmm...
  • Zathar looks curiously at the pieces*
  • Zathar puts each of them into the mirror one by one*
  • The pieces strangely connect back into the mirror perfectly*
    • Zathar:Looks kind of neat.
    • Zathar:Hey N.Lurk,you mind if I keep it?
    • N.Lurk:It looks like a horrible mirror forged in the depths of a smelly pork filled hell,but go ahead.
    • Zathar:KOOL
    • 1:56Invader JibTilex: *carrying a bunch of stuff now*
    • 1:57Mysteriousjillguy
  • The room begins to shake*
    • N.Lurk:..?
    • N.Lurk:Zathar? What did you do..?
  • The mirror begins to violently shake*
    • 1:59Invader JibTilex: *looks at it*
    • 2:00MysteriousjillguyZathar:Nothing!
    • Zathar:It's the ugly mirror!
  • Mysteriousjillguy(back
  • The symbols on the mirror begin to flash*
  • 2:05Invader Jib(ok
  • Tilex: *eyes widen*
  • 2:05Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar's reflection on the mirror is suddenly horribly distorted*
  • Zathar:What the Irk is going on..?
  • 2:06Invader JibTilex: *suddenly stares at the mirror intensely*
  • (
  • brb quick)
  • 2:09Mysteriousjillguy( ok
  • Invader Jib has left the chat. 
  • Invader Jib has joined the chat. 
  • 2:11Invader Jibback
  • 2:11Mysteriousjillguy( Ok
  • The mirror displays random images from all kinds of dimensions*
  • Images of random planets appear as well*
  • Pink electricity comes off the mirror and goes off in random directions*
  • Zathar jumps out of the way,doging one*
  • 2:13Invader JibTilex: *backs up*
  • 2:13Mysteriousjillguy
  • The mirror is no longer reflective*
  • 2:13Invader JibTilex: *eyes widen*
  • 2:14Mysteriousjillguy
  • The Mirror turns black,pink text comes on the mirror*
  • Mirror:H E L L O
  • Zathar:Wh-WHAT
  • Zathar:WHAT THE HECK WHY IS THE MIRROR TALKING
  • Mirror: Y O U R  R E A C T I O N S  A R E  H I L A R I O U S
  • 2:15Invader JibTilex: I believe we've met our end with this, fortunately.
  • 2:16Mysteriousjillguy
  • Mirror: R E L A X
  • 2:16Invader JibTIlex: Oh okay
  • 2:17MysteriousjillguyMirror:I W A N T  T O  T H A N K  Y O U  M O R O N S  F O R  R E L E A S I N G  M E
  • Zathar:MORON?!
  • Nightmare Lurk:I dot think you should attempt to attack a haunted mirror z-
  • Zathar activates his spider legs and jumps at the mirror*
  • Zathar:I'll show you who's the STOOPID one you piece of-
  • 2:18Invader JibTilex: *eyes widen*
  • 2:20Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar suddenly freezes in place*
  • The Mirror shakes*
  • 2:20Invader JibTilex: Hm?
  • 2:20Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar warps to Tilex,and suddenly becomes fused with his body*
  • Zathar:WHAT THE-AHHHH!
  • Zathar's head is in two pieces connected only by his antennae to Tilex's chest,Zathar's limbs are fused to Tilex's back*
  • 2:21Invader JibTilex: This is unpleasent.
  • 2:21MysteriousjillguyMirror: H A A H A H A
  • 2:21Invader JibTilex: I told you what would happen.
  • 2:21MysteriousjillguyMirror:I haven't had this much fun in years.
  • Zathar:QUICK! N.LURK,DO SOMETHING-
  • N.Lurk is gone*
  • Zathar: e_o
  • The Mirror shakes*
  • Zathar phases out of Tilex's body,a gooshy noise is heard as he does*
  • Zathar is back to normal*
  • 2:23Invader JibTilex: *sigh of relief*
  • 2:23Mysteriousjillguy
  • The Mirror slides over to Tilex*
  • 2:23Invader JibTilex: I've had more favorable experiences than this.
  • 2:23Mysteriousjillguy
  • Horrible pink eyes show up in mirror looking in all directions*
  • 2:23Invader JibTilex: And uh
  • Tilex: *leans back from the stare*
  • 2:24MysteriousjillguyZathar:AUGH! This mirror is DEMONIC! WE have to burn it!
  • Zathar: Hmm..true..
  • Zathar:Why are you here and who are you?
  • Mirror: I C A N N O T  T E L L Y O U BUT I A M A POWERFUL FORCE FROM BEYOND THIS WORLD 
  • Zathar:Oh..uh..
  • A black claw like hand comes out of the mirror,painfully holding onto zathar's head*
  • Zathar:Ow! Uh..can you let go pleas-
  • 2:26Invader JibTilex: *Backs away*
  • 2:26MysteriousjillguyMirror:THIS GUYS PRETTY DUMB,ALSO SCREW THE SPACES IN MY LETTERS IM TIRED
  • Zathar:Aughh..augh..skull...BEING CRUSHED..NGH
  • The Mirror hand drops zathar and extends*
  • The Mirror hand grabs Tilex*
  • 2:27Invader JibTilex: ..*intensely tries to step away*
  • 2:27Mysteriousjillguy
  • His claws puncture his flesh a bit*
  • 2:27Invader JibTilex: ow
  • 2:28MysteriousjillguyMirror: I N T E R E S T I N G *Tilex's memories reflect on the mirror*
  • Mirror:*Throws Tilex onto the ground*
  • Mirror:I hear you guys are planning some kind of raid?
  • The Mirror floats around zathar and Tilex*
  • The Mirror shakes, N.Lurk falls onto Tilex*
  • N.Lurk:WH-
  • Zathar:YOU!
  • 2:29Invader JibTilex: Yeah-
  • 2:29MysteriousjillguyZathar:YOU TRAITOR!
  • Mirror:*Transforms into glass shards and reforms between zathar and N.Lurk*
  • 2:30Invader JibTilex: You have to do the painful head thing to him too right? I believe it's only fair.
  • 2:30Mysteriousjillguy
  • The Mirror makes a distorted laugh*
  • Zathar:..*Slightly disturbed*
  • 2:
  • 2:31MysteriousjillguyMirror:This is just business.
  • Mirror:I can help you guys.
  • Zathar:NO WAY! You're crazy and smell like jewelry.
  • Mirror:NO! Please..I..I WISH TO HELP YOU FILTHY MUGGOTS.
  • N.Lurk:Muggots? What does that even mean-
  • 2:33Invader JibTilex: They're similar to mutated worms
  • 2:33MysteriousjillguyMirror:I know of an ancient place FULL of super weapons and other things that cause other things to SPLODE!
  • 2:33
  • 2:34MysteriousjillguyMirror:*Streches, becoming taller*
  • The mirror displays an image*
  • Mirror:On a remote asteroid,2 and half systems away from Nightmare Irk,you will find a secret facility full of all kinds of secrets and POWERFUL STUFF!
  • 2:35Invader JibTilex: *glances at the image*
  • 2:35MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:Interesting..
  • N.Lurk:What kind of stuff we talkin about here?
  • Zathar:I like splosions.
  • Mirror:Ah..hmm...Lemme remember-OH! Oh yes yes! Hm..! I know!
  • 2:36Invader JibTilex: ...
  • 2:36MysteriousjillguyMirror:Super weapons,inter dimensional objects,secret Nightmare Irken projects,etc. Y'know,just stuff you can get your filthy little claws on to cause some damage.
  • Mirror:I can give you a ship and some coordinates.
  • N.Lurk:Hmm...DEAL.
  • Zathar:Wait but he might be suspi-
  • N.Lurk:SHUT UP ZATHAR! *Pushes him away*
  • Mirror:ANDDDD I can you that little revenge you've been wanting Tilex..
  • Mirror:*floats to Tilex,staring at him with 6 red eyes*
  • 2:38Invader JibTilex: Revenge? Well, you have got me invested, sir.
  • 2:38Mysteriousjillguy
  • His eyes constantly move around*
  • Mirror:Err..maybe some more mental stability. You seem a bit...discombulated.
  • 2:39Invader JibTilex: Hm. . .
  • 2:39MysteriousjillguyMirror:I only ask for a small favor in return. 
  • 2:40Invader JibTilex: What kind of favor do you ask?
  • 2:40MysteriousjillguyMirror:It's not important though, just as long as you agree to this deal,it is done.
  • 2:40Invader JibTilex: Can you promise I won't find out it's my vital organs?
  • 2:40MysteriousjillguyMirror:Something small,it'll become forgotten in a little while,sort of like a carcass.
  • 2:41Invader JibTilex: Like..
  • 2:41MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:TILEX! Do you realize what this means?! If we get to that facility,we could gain the power to CONQUER NIGHTMARE IRK! Or maybe even MORE!
  • Zathar:Still doesn't sound trustwort-
  • N.Lurk:Shut up Zathar.
  • 2:42Invader JibTilex: Uhh...
  • 2:43Invader JibTilex: I suppose so.
  • Tilex: Wait one more thing-
  • 2:43MysteriousjillguyMirror:SOLD!
  • The black clawed arm comes out of the mirror again and makes purple fire come from it*
  • The sound of an irken screaming is heard*
  • 2:44Invader JibTilex: Oh great the price is probably my soul.
  • 2:44Mysteriousjillguy
  • The dead body of Voss appears,floating infront of Tilex*
  • Voss's body drops on the floor,with tons of crystals stabbed into his chest*
  • 2:45Invader JibTilex: *eyes widen*
  • 2:45Mysteriousjillguy
  • All his blood has been drained,his eyes are missing*
  • Mirror:See? I did your part of the deal.
  • Mirror:*glows pink,a ship appears from a portal above*
  • 2:46Invader JibTilex: It's...It's finally happened...after all these years..
  • Tilex: *Cackles, breaking his usual demeanor*
  • 2:46Mysteriousjillguy
  • It's a purple mini spittle runner*
  • N.Lurk:ooooh! Thank you!
  • Mirror:Now time for my part of the bargain..
  • Mirror:*Grabs Tilex's head*
  • Mirror:What do you desire most in life,pitiful mortal?
  • 2:47Invader JibTilex: Well, sir, you've given me all I ever wanted already.
  • Tilex: I don't see what else I could ask for.
  • 2:48MysteriousjillguyMirror:Your goal in your pointless life as a pile of living flesh,tell me what it is.
  • Mirror:Power? Conquering planets? Fame? FREEZY POPS?
  • Mirror:*distorted voice* BEEF FLAVORED BACON?!
  • 2:49Invader JibTilex: What if, I ponder, I have nothing left to seek?
  • 2:49MysteriousjillguyMirror:* small Red eyes appear in the mirror,deep voice* You die.
  • 2:49Invader JibTilex: OH IN THAT CASE
  • 2:49MysteriousjillguyMirror:There must be SOMETHING you want.
  • Mirror:TELL ME.
  • 2:50Invader JibTilex: I'd like to no longer have to scurry, hide in the shadows.
  • Tilex: If possible.
  • 2:51MysteriousjillguyMirror:..So I'm guessing you want the ability to protect yourself.
  • Zathar:That sounds neat
  • 2:51Invader JibTilex: I suppose so.
  • 2:51MysteriousjillguyMirror:OKIE DOKIE
  • The Mirror's arm wraps around Tilex,and emits a bright light*
  • 2:53Invader JibTilex: *cringes a bit*
  • 2:53Mysteriousjillguy
  • Tilex's PAK deforms,his eye shines become thinner*
  • A snapping noise is heard,Tilex's arm breaks in several places*
  • The mirror emits a distorted high pitched laugh*
  • 2:54Invader JibTilex: Wh-wh
  • 2:55Mysteriousjillguy
  • His antennae become crooked*
  • Tilex's teeth become sharper,and his left hand gains 4 fingers and 1 thumb*
  • 2:56Invader JibTilex: hng
  • 2:56
  • Smoke surrounds Tilex*
  • Zathar:..?
  • The smoke clears,revealing Tilex's new form*
  • Mirror:AHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Echo*
  • Mirror:Well,my time is this realm is dwindling.
  • 2:57Invader JibTilex: This is..interesting, to say the least.
  • 2:57MysteriousjillguyMirror:LATER *Pulls out a picture of a donkey*
  • Mirror: I HAVE EYES EVERYWHERE AND WATCH YOU WHILE YOU BATHE-
  • The Mirror vibrates and glows pink*
  • The mirror's glass shatters**It falls over*
  • 2:58Invader Jib(i should go to bed soon btw
  • 2:58MysteriousjillguyZathare_o
  • ( Can you go at uh
  • ( 3:15?
  • 2:59Invader Jibhmm maybe
  • 2:59Mysteriousjillguy( Ok
  • Zathar:Uhh..Tilex
  • Zathar pokes Tilex's broken arm*
  • 3:00Invader JibTilex: *his eye twitches and a rather sadistic smile goes over for a bit, before returning to his normal posture*
  • Tilex: I
  • 3:01MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:TILEX! ZATHAR! Let's hurry up!
  • 3:01Invader JibTilex: *moves a bit faster in the uh..direction*
  • 3:01MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:That weird mirror thing only gave us half the fuel this hunk of junk....junky thingy needs! We don't have much time before it runs out!
  • The ship door opens*
  • N.Lurk:GET IN!
  • Zathar:*Runs into the ship*
  • 3:02Invader JibTilex: *jumps in*
  • 3:02Mysteriousjillguy
  • The door closes,the ship fires a huge pink laser,blasting a hole through the ceiling and the ground*
  • The hole leads straight to the surface*
  • N.Lurk:Wow! This thing's pretty powerful.
  • The ship's cloaking shuts off,revealing it to be a completely different ship then a spittle,it looks similar to the ship Zim used from HOBO 13*
  • N.Lurk:?
  • N.Lurk:It's some sort of altered ship..
  • N.Lurk:Oh well..
  • 3:04Invader JibTilex: That seems familiar somehow..In a way I can't indentify
  • 3:04Mysteriousjillguy
  • The ship blasts into the atmosphere of Zendra 4*
  • Meanwhile,at the base*
  • Voss' corpse lies still*
  • Voss' corpse gains two tiny pink dots of lights for eyes,and makes a loud hissing sound*
  • Back in the ship*
  • N.Lurk:So..uh...Hmm...Zendra 4 isn't that far away from Irk.
  • N.Lurk: We should be there soon.
  • Zathar:Can we stop at the manga shop?
  • N.Lurk:NO ZATHAR! I know what kind of comics you buy.
  • Zathar:*Grumbles*
  • N.Lurk:*Gags*
  • The ship flies past a gigantic blue gas giant,and it's moons*
  • A huge asteroid is seen orbiting near it*
  • N.Lurk:That should be it.
  • 3:08Invader Jibgtg for sleep
  • 3:08Mysteriousjillguy(Awww
  • ( So uh
  • ( Do you like his new form?
  • 3:09Invader Jib(yeah that's cool
  • 3:09Mysteriousjillguy( It'll be temporary
  • ( Ok uh
  • 3:09Invader Jib(bye
  • 3:09Mysteriousjillguy( Im gonna sleep too
  • ( Bye
  • N.Lurk:So..uh...Hmm...Zendra 4 isn't that far away from Irk. N.Lurk: We should be there soon. Zathar:Can we stop at the manga shop? N.Lurk:NO ZATHAR! I know what kind of comics you buy. Zathar:*Grumbles* N.Lurk:*Gags* *The ship flies past a gigantic blue gas giant,and it's moons* *A huge asteroid is seen orbiting near it* N.Lurk:That should be it.
  • ( You'd think everyone would be on longer on the weekend
  • ( I'm guessing everyone was last night?
  • 1:13Invader Jib(yes
  • 1:13Mysteriousjillguy( When I was gaining sleep
  • ( Of course..
  • ( Hngh
  • ( Well lets continue
  • 1:14Invader JibTilex: The moons? 
  • 1:15Mysteriousjillguy
  • The Ship lands on an asteroid near the large one*
  • A diamond shaped hatch opens,N.Lurk climbs out while his bubble helmet activates*
  • 1:16Invader JibTilex: *Climbs out, bubble head actives while he falls out and slips down the ship*
  • 1:17Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar climbs out as well*
  • N.Lurk:Well uhh..there it is..
  • N.Lurk:We'll need some way to get in without being noticed..
  • Zathar:? I don't see anything on that asteroid.
  • N.Lurk:Wait a minute...FOR ONCE YOU'RE RIGHT ZATHAR!
  • Zathar:*rolls eyes*
  • 1:18Invader JibTilex: Perhaps it's simply hidden.
  • YourFavoriteFangirl has joined the chat. 
  • 1:18MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:THE ASTEROID IS NOTHING....BUT AN ASTEROID....N STUFF
  • N.Lurk:THAT STUPID DEMONIC MIRROR TRICKED US!
  • N.Lurk:I KNEW IT!
  • Zathar:No you didn't-
  • N.Lurk:GGRGGH!
  • N.Lurk:I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
  • 1:19Invader JibTilex: See, it's going to eviscerate us!
  • 1:20MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:OF ALL THE BIGGEST BASTA-
  • A ship flies by*
  • It flies toward the asteroid and dissappears*
  • N.Lurk:...?
  • 1:20Invader JibTilex: *GASP*
  • 1:20MysteriousjillguyZathar:THE NIGHTMARE IRKENS HAVE LEARNED BLACK MAGIC?!
  • 1:20Invader JibTilex: INVISIBLE like I said
  • 1:20MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:*Facepalm*
  • N.Lurk:Shut up Zathar.
  • N.Lurk:Hmmm...it must be some sort of cloaking device. Just like Tork said..
  • 1:21Invader JibTilex: Good job, Tork-
  • wait
  • 1:22MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:*throws a rock at the asteroid*
  • The rock explodes violently*
  • N.Lurk:0_o
  • N.Lurk:Uhh..ok...I think we need some kind of secure ship with authorization to enter..or..something.
  • N.Lurk:Ok,let's get on the ship and steal one-
  • The ship breaks apart*
  • N.Lurk:....Hm...
  • N.Lurk: *Looks at a nearby dark purple ship*
  • 1:24Invader JibTilex: *Almost immediatly attacks the ship but backs off*
  • 1:24Mysteriousjillguy
  • N.Lurk sees an air vent*
  • Zathar:THERE! THROUGH THAT HOLE!
  • N.Lurk*
  • Zathar:Huehuehue. Holes.
  • N.Lurk:Shut up Zathar.
  • 1:25Invader JibTilex: *Jumps in the hole*
  • 1:25Mysteriousjillguy
  • N.Lurk's PAK opens,revealing skeletal mechanical spider legs*
  • N.Lurk jumps off the asteroid*
  • N.Lurk floats toward the vent and grabs onto it*
  • N Lurk climbs into it*
  • Zathar jumps toward it*
  • The door closes on Zathar's torso*
  • 1:26Invader JibTilex: *Already sliding through the vent*
  • 1:26MysteriousjillguyZathar:EEUUAGGHACKKK AUGHH AUOOOARRKK
  • Zathar:MY ORRGGGGAAAAANSSS
  • Zathar:BEING CRUSHED LIKE BACON
  • Zathar:PAIN...UNDESCRIBEABLE...NNGGHHHH...
  • The door opens up quickly*
  • Zathar:Gah! *Jumps forward*
  • The door slams,missing zathar by an inch*
  • Zathar gets up,grunting painfully*
  • His spine makes cracking noises*
  • 1:27Invader JibTilex: *Gets up*
  • 1:28MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:ZATHAR! Quit making spine cracking noises! We have to be quiet!
  • Zathar:*grumbles*
  • 1:28Invader JibTilex: *wipes off dust* That reminds me of the burning skin of many-er nevermind
  • 1:30Mysteriousjillguy
  • N.Lurk sneaks around*
  • 1:31Invader JibTilex: *follows*
  • 1:31Mysteriousjillguy
  • N.Lurk walks toward a smaller way into the vent*
  • N.Lurk:Grggh..the only way forward is cramped..
  • N.Lurk crawls*
  • Zathar:*crawls as well*
  • Zathar:You smell like cheese N.Lurk.
  • 1:32Invader JibTilex: *Crawls*
  • 1:32MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk: Uh..well um..you smell..like..uh..ROTTING PORK
  • N.Lurk:AND YOUR NAME IS STUPID
  • Zathar:NO IT'S NOT! Besides,what kind of name is Nightmare Lurk? I MEAN,C'MON!
  • Zathar:YOUR NAME IS LITERALLY BASED OF SOMEONE YOU HATE HORRIBLY!
  • N.Lurk:Huh..I never really thought about that.
  • N.Lurk:Hey? Why is it all of us Nightmare Irkens are just named after our counterparts but with the word "Nightmare" before our names? I've always wondered that.
  • Zathar:Maybe Dust broom or whatever his name is is lazy.
  • 1:34Invader JibTilex: Perhaps it reminds you of how much you hate them, so you never forget
  • 1:35MysteriousjillguyZathar:That's stupid.
  • N.Lurk:I AGRRRREEEEEEE *demonic glitchy voice*
  • 1:35Invader JibTilex: It does seem a bit uninspired.
  • 1:36MysteriousjillguyZathar:...What if every Nightmare Irken's name is wiped and replaced with Nightmare names so Dusq can keep track of everyone?
  • N.Lurk:That's ridiculous.
  • 1:36Invader JibTilex: Is it?
  • Tilex: Or perhaps your mind was wiped to think it's ridiculous
  • 1:37MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:YES. Infact,it's even more horrifying and ridiculous then your hair,Zathar. What's up with your hair?
  • Zathar:Well,I think Dusq does it beca-
  • N.Lurk:YOUR HAIR ZATHAR! YOUR HAIR! IT'S EVEN MORE SPIKY AND EDGY THEN LURK'S! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU?! *Glitchy voice*
  • Voice:Did you hear something?
  • Voice2:Yeh
  • Voice:Sounded like the shrill mating call of a horrible space monkey beast.
  • N.Lurk:..?
  • N.Lurk looks down,he's standing on a vent hatch*
  • N.Lurk:0_0
  • 2 heavily built nightmare irken guards are below,their heads are covered in cybernetic implants,they're wearing dark blue armor with nightmare irken symbols*
  • N.Lurk slowly walks over the hatch*
  • 1:40Invader JibTilex: Do we prepare to cease now?
  • 1:40MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:*Makes hand movement to signal them both to come over*
  • Zathar:Huh?
  • N.Lurk angrily grabs Zathar and throws him ahead*
  • Zathar:GGHngfRGH-
  • 1:42Invader JibTilex: . . .
  • 1:42MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:TILEX! Get over here!
  • N.Lurk:Use your weird powers that mirror gave you or something!
  • Voice:YEAH! USE YOUR POWERS THAT GENERIC MIRROR  GAVE YOU!
  • 1:43Invader JibTilex: I shall..
  • Tilex: *leans towards the vent*
  • 1:43Mysteriousjillguy
  • A diamond shaped reflective symbol on Tilex's PAK glows*
  • 1:44Invader JibTilex: That's what that does, hm?
  • 1:45Mysteriousjillguy
  • A hissing noise is heard,the vent creaks and warps,the metal in the vent near the shaft distorts and bends,covering the shaft*
  • The Diamond Mirror glows pink as it talks*
  • Diamond Mirror:Just wanted to check on you suckers. *Snicker*
  • 1:46
  • 1:48Mysteriousjillguy
  • Mirror:I see you havent accomplished much.
  • Nightmare Lurk:UH! No! We're on our way to steal stuff. Mhmm. Yep.
  • Mirror:....Sure
  • Mirror:I hoped you would've figured it out Tilex. You aren't as smart as I thought you were.
  • 1:52Invader JibTilex: I don't believe I had any way of figuring it out.
  • 1:53Mysteriousjillguy
  • A black hand comes out of the mirror,along with a second one*
  • The hands' fingers wiggle around and make specific movements,causing them to strech*
  • Mirror:It's all in the fingers. *Moves fingers around*
  • Mirror:Spooky isn't it?
  • Zathar:..Uh huh..
  • 1:55Invader JibTilex: But are fingers not for stuffing in-
  • Tilex: I mean yes that makes sense
  • 1:55MysteriousjillguyMirror: YOU DON'T SEEM LIKE IT'S SPOOKY. *Distorted voice* *Fire forms in the mirror*
  • Zathar: HUH YEAH! IT'S TERRIFYING!
  • Mirror: *Floats around*
  • 1:55YourFavoriteFangirl(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/687/845/0e9.gif
  • 1:56Mysteriousjillguy(2spooky4u
  • ( miz is afraid of diamond skeletons confirmed
  • Mysteriousjillguy(2spooky4u
  • ( miz is afraid of diamond skeletons confirmed
  • Mirror:Welp I've gotta go back to my realm! Have fun exploding!
  • The Mirror turns black*
  • The vent distorts and returns to normal*
  • N.Lurk:BBLAAUGHHh
  • 1:59Invader JibTilex: *Puts fingers together and directs in towards the vents*
  • 1:59MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:TILEX! Use your weird hand magic or whatever and hurry up! This place smells like dead people.
  • Tilex's fingers extend*
  • They form claws and stab into the vent,pulling him over the hatch*
  • Zathar:That wuz neat.
  • 2:00Invader JibTilex: But were we not supposed to slaughter the nightmare Irkens-I mean ok 
  • Tilex: *continues through the vent
  • 2:00MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:Wh-Gargh forget it.
  • N.lurk crawls through the vent*
  • N.Lurk sees another hatch ahead*
  • N.Lurk:*Looks through it*
  • Guard:I sure like being a guard.
  • Guard2: Yup. *Holding a mug of coffee that says "NUMBER 1 OBLIVIOUS GUARD"*rip l
  • N.Lurk:*grins*
  • N.Lurk's spider legs come out,and come out of the openings in the vent*
  • His spider legs whack the guards in the neck,they fall over foaming at the mouth*
  • N.Lurk's spider legs squirm*
  • N.Lurk pushes the hatch cover off,his spider legs are still stuck in them*
  • N.Lurk:GGRGGH NGH!
  • N.Lurk swings his spider legs,the hatch flies off*
  • N.Lurk steps on the second guard*
  • 2:05Invader JibTilex: Have they gone, or?
  • 2:05MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:Let these two now foaming-at-the-mouth guards be a warning for the Nightmare Irken Empire.
  • N.Lurk:That I will stop at nothing to continue planning my plans of doom and destruction,and rain death..and...MORE DEATH...on the Nightmare Irken race..with my..uhh...ARMY..of..three people....
  • N.Lurk:Let's just keep moving.
  • Zathar:Okie Dokie
  • Zathar climbs out of the vent*
  • 2:06Invader JibTilex: *keeps moving*
  • Tilex: *climbs out as well using his fancy fingers*
  • 2:07MysteriousjillguyZathar:Eughh,those fingers are creeping me out.
  • Zathar:Along with your eyes...
  • N.Lurk:*looks around*
  • 2:07Invader JibTilex: I shant blame you, If I'm honest.
  • 2:09MysteriousjillguyZathar:*pokes his eye*
  • 2:09Invader JibTilex: *eye closes sideways, Tilex doesn't flinch*
  • 2:10MysteriousjillguyZathar:*disturbed look*
  • Zathar:*shivers*
  • N.Lurk:Hmmm
  • N.Lurk:Walks over to a computer*
  • N.Lurk:*sits in comfy chair and types on a control panel*
  • A map of the facility pops up*
  • N.Lurk:o_o This place is gigantic..
  • N.Lurk:It's supposedly underground in the asteroid..
  • N.Lurk:Uh..we're gonna need some disguises..
  • N.Lurk:Hmmm
  • 2:12Invader JibTilex: Do we have such a thing?
  • 2:13MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:*Cloaks into SICC* No... *Cloaks into Lurk*...Definitely no...*Cloaks into Nightmare Menami*....I'm confused about this one.
  • Zathar:DO YOU LIKE HER?!
  • N.Lurk:*kicks Zathar in the shin and pushes him into a wall*
  • Zathar:RGGNGH-
  • N.Lurk:....Hmmm...
  • N.Lurk:*looks down at body*
  • N.Lurk:I'll do stuff to this disguise later.
  • 2:14Invader JibTilex: That sounded-
  • TIlex: I mean uh
  • 2:16MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:Doody doo do dooo *Cloaks into Nightmare Xisenin*
  • N.Lurk:PERFECT!
  • N.Lurk:*reaches into PAK*
  • N.Lurk:!
  • N.Lurk:I KNEW ANTI LIR HID THESE!
  • N.Lurk:*chucks metallic bracelets at zathar and tilex*
  • Zathar:OUCH!
  • N.Lurk:I'll brutally dismember Anti-LIR later.
  • N.Lurk:Put those bracelets on,they'll cloak you into any irken you've met.
  • The bracelets plug into zathar and Tilex's PAKS*
  • 2:18Invader JibTilex: What Irkens have I met..
  • 2:18MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:We need to be disguised as Nightmare Irkens that are apart of the Nightmare Army. So choose a nightmare one.
  • Zathar:Hmm..uh..
  • Zathar:HEH HEH
  • Zathar:*Cloaks into Nightmare Menami*
  • N.Lurk:GGGHH ZATHAR-
  • 2:19Invader JibTilex: *cloaks into Vass
  • Tilex: VILE! 
  • Tilex: *Cloaks iinto a generic nightmare irken he saw*
  • 2:19MysteriousjillguyZathar:I'M GONNA MAKE NIGHTMARE MENAMI LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT!
  • Zathar:OR EVEN BETTER!
  • Zathar:*cloaks into Menami*
  • Zathar:HHHAAAA HHAHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHHHhUHUHUHUHUAUH *Horribly idiotic laugh*
  • N.Lurk:Ok that's better.
  • N.Lurk:WAIT!..Hmm..I suppose we could pretend Menami was captured..
  • N.Lurk:*pulls out handcuffs*
  • N.Lurk:Get on your knees.
  • Zathar:Wh-
  • The camera zooms out,Zathar screams*
  • Zathar is covered in burns,he's covered in oil and vaseline,tons of shackles and restraints are on him*
  • N.Lurk:Boy that took a lot of lube to get those shackles to fit.
  • N.Lurk:*Throws away bottle of lube*
  • Zathar:...It...hurts.....Augh...hnghh...*Twitching,shivering in horror*
  • N.Lurk:Oh shut up Zathar.
  • N.Lurk drags him*
  • N.Lurk walks down a hallway*
  • 2:24Invader JibTilex: *walks as well*
  • 2:24Mysteriousjillguy
  • N.Lurk walks down stairs*
  • Zathar gets dragged down,hitting random objects*
  • The stairs lead to the ship entrance*
  • 2:25Invader JibTilex: Wow that probably hurts..*whistles*
  • 2:25Mysteriousjillguy
  • It's open,landing gear is on for the ship*
  • N.Lurk walks out of the ship,a huge docking bay is seen*
  • N.Lurk:This place really IS big.
  • N.Lurk:What do you know.
  • What do ya know*
  • 2:26Invader JibTilex: Yes I thought we established that already-
  • 2:26MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:*looks up*
  • Ships fly through a blue forcefield above connected to the docking bay*
  • Outside the forcefield is a giant wall of energy showing the meteor from before,floating robot drones are connected to it by laser beams*
  • N.Lurk:So it IS a cloaking thingy! I KNEW IT!
  • Nightmare Irken:HEY!
  • N.Lurk?!
  • 2:28Invader JibTilex: I said it was invisible-
  • 2:29MysteriousjillguyNightmare Irken: XIIRZ? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
  • N.Lurk:ERR UM
  • N.Lurk:Uh..I was checking out the base to pick up some supplies and um...*kicks zathar forward* turn in a prisoner.
  • Nightmare Irken:HUH?! Menami?
  • Zathar:Uhh...yeah...
  • Zathar:They captured me and stuff and did horrible things to my body. HORRIBLE THINGS!
  • Nightmare Irken: Not that isn't sick,demented,and completely horrifying,but ok then.
  • Nightmare Irken2: How'd you manage to get her away from Zik..?
  • N.Lurk:Oh um...uh..I discovered his weakness.
  • Nightmare Irken3: Oooooh! WHAT IS IIITTT?!
  • N.Lurk:It's laundry detergent. It weakens him.
  • Nightmare Irken:*anntenae go up* ?
  • N.Lurk:Yes..uh..I've done some research on the filthy mutant brat. He's part of a race of super advanced cyborg irkens from the dimension of cowboorgla 7.
  • N.Lurk:They thrive on FFFFFILTH! That's why they hate detergent.
  • N.Lurk:Cleen things make em sick. Kind of like Nightmare Menami and her dirtiness.
  • 2:33Invader JibTilex: That-
  • 2:34MysteriousjillguyNightmare Irken:Interesting! Congrats I figuring out his weakness. Commander-317 will be pleased!
  • on*
  • N.Lurk:Uh...C-Commander 3-3-17 is h-here..?
  • Nightmare Irken2: SURE! He's the manager of this place,remember?
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  • 2:36Invader JibTilex: Yes
  • 2:36MysteriousjillguyNightmare Irken3:Wait..uh...isn't he having a meeting with X-13457?
  • Nightmare Irken:Oh right.
  • 2:37Invader JibTilex: ..
  • 2:38MysteriousjillguyNightmare Irken:Well,you'll just have to see Nightmare Clod then.
  • Nightmare Irken:He's in section RT-444.
  • Nightmare Irken:*chucks a holomap at Zathar*
  • Zathar:OUCH! Again.
  • Nightmare Irken2: Don't treat that prisoner too nicely. Heh
  • Nightmare Lurk:..Yes sir.
  • Nightmare Lurk:*looks at Zathar*
  • Nightmare Lurk:I'm going to enjoy this. *Grins*
  • Zathar:0_0
  • Nightmare Lurk drags Zathar with his chains*
  • 2:40Invader JibTilex: *Walks*
  • 2:40MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:TILEX! Look at the holomap and find section RT-444.
  • Nightmare Lurk:We have to steal stuff before 317 finishes his meeting with..whoever X-13457 is..
  • Nightmare Lurk:*snatches map from zathar and hands it to tilex*
  • 2:41Invader JibTilex: *looks at the holomap*
  • Tilex: Let's see here..*looks through the map randomly until he finds section RT-444*
  • 2:42Mysteriousjillguy
  • The facility is gigantic and split up into sections*
  • 2:42Invader JibTilex: Uhh Right is this it
  • 2:42MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:Good..
  • Nightmare Lurk:..Hmm..uh..how do we get there..umm
  • Tons of elevators around the gigantic walls of the docking bay*
  • Nightmare Lurk:*looks around,oblivious to the elevators*
  • 2:43Invader JibTilex: Down or up one of the transport elevators?
  • 2:43MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:Good idea.
  • N.Lurk walks onto an oval shaped disk on the floor*
  • 2:44Invader JibTilex: *follows*
  • 2:44Mysteriousjillguy
  • The oval rises,revealing it to be a hoverpod*
  • N.Lurk presses controls on the hoverpod's rails*
  • N.Lurk:Uhh...Tilex..umm..look on the map for any..uh..important places..like a weapon storage or something.
  • The pod hovers toward an elevator*
  • The elevator opens,revealing nightmare irken elites*
  • N.Lurk walks in*
  • 2:46Invader JibTilex: *walks in*
  • 2:47MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:Doody dee doody doo
  • N.Lurk:*stabs the light in the elevator,it goes dark*
  • N.Lurk:slashes his spider legs at the elites*
  • His spider legs go through their PAKs,debris flies everywhere*
  • N.Lurk:*takes out his black hole gun,and fires it*
  • The black hole sucks up the dead elites and closes violently,the elevator becomes distorted a bit*
  • THe elevator opens*
  • N.Lurk:*dragging Zathar*
  • 2:49Invader JibTilex: *walks in the elavator*
  • 2:49MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:*looks around*
  • Tons of nightmare irkens are everywhere*
  • N.Lurk:*sees Nightmare clod talking to some elites*
  • N.Lurk:THERE!
  • N.Lurk runs toward him,dragging Zathar*
  • 2:50Invader JibTilex: *runs as well*
  • 2:50Mysteriousjillguy
  • N.Lurk runs into some irken soldiers,pushing them out of the way*
  • N.Lurk:HEY NIGHTMARE CLOD! LOOK AT WHAT WE CAUGHT FOR YOU!
  • N.Lurk stops infront of him,dragging Zathar*
  • N.Lurk:We got you a special prisoner.
  • 2:52Invader JibTilex: ...Yes
  • 2:52MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:*pokes nightmare clod*
  • N.Lurk:Uh...Hello?
  • 2:52Invader JibNightmare Clod: Huh-oh
  • Nightmare Clod: *AHEM*
  • 2:52MysteriousjillguyNightmare Irken:What do you guys wan-HOLY
  • Nightmare Irken:*looks at menami*
  • 2:53Invader JibNightmare Clod: How did yo manage to do THAT?
  • 2:53MysteriousjillguyNightmare Irken2: HOW'D YOU GET MENAMI?!
  • N.Lurk:I discovered Zik's weakness. He hates cleaning supplies.
  • 2:53Invader JibNightmare Clod: Right..
  • 2:54MysteriousjillguyZathar:Oh um..AUGHH...WHY'D YOU TAKE MEEE AWAY FROM MY ZIKKY SONPAIK KAWAKAII LOVUR...AHHH I'M SO SAD
  • Zathar:BOO HOO HOO
  • Nightmare Irken:Wow! Nice job making her cry.
  • N.Lurk:It's no problem. Really.
  • N.Lurk kicks Zathar*
  • N.Lurk:So uhh..you gonna take her into testing experiments? Cybernetic tests? Disection?
  • Nightmare Irken:Actually uh..we're supposed to put her in a cell.
  • N.Lurk:WHAT-
  • N.Lurk:Uh..excuse my screaming,commander Clod.
  • 2:56Invader JibNightmare Clod: Clearly a lot better than whatever sems to have happened to her..*looking over all of the burns from the cuffs and stuff*
  • seems
  • 2:56MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:But,don't you think it'd be better to use her for experiments or something? Uh..I heard she has psychic powers of some sort.
  • 2:56Invader JibNightmare Clod: Right, that's a myth.
  • 2:57MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk: I think she learned them from Vax.
  • Nightmare Irken:...Um..
  • Nightmare Irken:*whispers to Clod about Vax's abilities*
  • 2:57Invader JibNightmare Clod: Right well...
  • 2:58MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:Can you at least preform some hideous experiments on her?
  • 2:58Invader JibNightmare Clod: I'm not sure why you insits but...I suppose if that's necassary
  • 2:58MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:Or harness her psychic powers. That'd be nice.
  • N.Lurk:EXCELLANT CHOICE MY LORD! It honors me to have permission to subject this hideous enemy of the Nightmare Irken army to such torture. Great work sir.
  • Nightmare Irken2: *nods in agreement*
  • N.Lurk drags Zathar*
  • N.Lurk:*whispers* Idiot.
  • Nightmare Irken:...Wait a second..does Xiirz seem...less quieter then usual sir...?
  • Nightmare Irken2: I don't remember him talking at all actually..
  • 3:02Invader Jib(brb pretty quick)
  • 3:02Mysteriousjillguy( k
  • nvader Jib(back
  • 3:05Mysteriousjillguy(back
  • 3:06Invader JibTilex: He's quite the talkative fellow, in my experience.
  • 3:06MysteriousjillguyNightmare Irken2:...Hm..=_0
  • N.Lurk walks into an empty washroom*
  • Smeared writing on the wall reads "LURK DA IRKUN WUZ HERE"
  • 3:08Invader JibTilex: ...
  • 3:09Mysteriousjillguy
  • More writing reads "PEAS" and "THE RASINS R WATCHING ME"
  • A poorly drawn image of satan is on a sink*
  • Zathar:Hey Tilex?
  • Zathar:Why is that this washroom has stalls yet irkens never seem to go to the bathroom?
  • 3:10Invader JibTilex: I've pondered such for years, yet I can't seem to find the answer.
  • 3:11MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:Hmmm
  • N.Lurk:Tilex,did you find any important rooms? Like a testing place or something?
  • N.Lurk's spider legs come out,and fire lasers at the cameras on the walls*
  • They explode*
  • 3:12Invader JibTilex: Important rooms huh..hm
  • Tilex: Well I'm afraid no.
  • 3:13Mysteriousjillguy
  • The holomap beeps*
  • 3:13Invader JibTilex: *Checks holomap*
  • 3:13MysteriousjillguyHolomap:Would you like to display other levels?
  • N.Lurk:..?
  • 3:14Invader JibTilex: Yes?
  • 3:15Mysteriousjillguy
  • The holomap displays 7 levels,all with their own sections and hundreds of rooms*
  • N.lurk:WHAT THE?! IT'S EVEN BIGGER?!
  • N.Lurk:HOLOMAP! SEARCH FOR EXPERIMENT FACILITY!
  • Holomap:There are no restaurants with that ridiculous name in your area.
  • N.Lurk:GGGRGGGH
  • Holomap:Experiment facility located.
  • N.Lurk:Well that was stupid,but ok.
  • N.Lurk:Hmmm
  • N.Lurk:Taking another elevator will take too long..
  • N.Lurk spies a huge drain*
  • 3:17Invader JibTilex: So we swim up the drain?
  • 3:17MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:*looks at the map,the drain tube leads straight into the facility*
  • N.Lurk:No. We crawl into it.
  • N.Lurk:*takes the cover off*
  • N.Lurk:Zathar,you go first.
  • N.Lurk kicks him down into it*
  • Zathar:GAGGH-
  • Zathar:EEUGHHH! IT'S FILTHY DOWN HERE!
  • N.Lurk pushes Tilex into it*
  • 3:19Invader JibTilex: Herrrg this reminds me of blood *crawls*
  • 3:19Mysteriousjillguy
  • N.Lurk pulls down a chain,a flushing noise is heard*
  • The drain fills with water,and sucks them all into it*
  • N.Lurk:GAGGHH-
  • The drain flushes*
  • 3:20Invader JibTilex: AGGH
  • 3:20Mysteriousjillguy
  • N.Lurk scrambles in the water,holding his breath*
  • Their disguises short circuit and malfunction*
  • Zathar:*blub noises*
  • 3:21Invader JibTilex: *holds breath*
  • 3:21Mysteriousjillguy
  • The disguises shock them and shut off*
  • N.Lurk:*gurgled screaming*
  • Zathar flies into Tilex*
  • 3:21Invader JibTilex: *Fingers become huge, and uses them to block the water*
  • 3:21MysteriousjillguyZathar:!!
  • Zathar hits the ground,and so does N.Lurk*
  • Water behinds to seep through Tilex's hands*
  • N.Lurk:NO! TILEX! IF YOU DO THAT,THE PIPES WILL BURST!
  • Zathar:YEAH!
  • N.Lurk:Shut up.
  • 3:22Invader JibTilex: *retrracts fingers*
  • 3:23Mysteriousjillguy
  • The water violently flies at them,smacking them in the face*
  • N.Lurk:GGNGH FGLGHJK *gurgles*
  • 3:23Invader JibTilex: *holds breath..again*
  • 3:23Mysteriousjillguy
  • The tube ends in a gigantic vat*
  • The water falls into the vat*
  • N.Lurk:*bursts out of the water,coughing*
  • 3:24Invader JibTilex: *gets up, recovering rather quickly*
  • 3:24Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar crawls out of the vat,his shackles fall off,loosened*
  • Zathar:Aughh..*stumbles*
  • N.Lurk:*helps zathar up*
  • N.Lurk:*turns around,hearing a noise*
  • Zathar falls back into the vat*
  • 3:25Invader JibTilex: *looks around for noise*
  • 3:25MysteriousjillguyGuard:?
  • N.Lurk:HNGHH-
  • N.Lurk:Our disguises short circuited! I forgot they can't handle water..
  • N.Lurk:QUICK! KILL THE GUARD!
  • N.Lurk takes out his laser scythe*
  • Guard;Hu-WHA
  • N.Lurk jumps at him,and begins slashing at him*
  • Guard:*screams horribly*
  • 3:27Invader JibTilex: *brutally impales the gaurd with his laser spear*
  • 3:27Mysteriousjillguy
  • The guard becomes limbp*
  • limp*
  • Blood pours onto the ground*
  • N.Lurk:Phew.
  • N.Lurk:*Takes off the guard's armor*
  • N.Lurk puts it on,and puts on a hood*
  • N.Lurk:Go kill some other guards and get their armor.
  • 3:28Invader JibTilex: Oh trust me, you don't have to order me that
  • 3:28Mysteriousjillguy
  • N.Lurk takes out his black hole gun,and fires it at the dead guard*
  • His body becomes stretched and eventually gets sucked into the black hole*
  • 3:29Invader JibTilex: *Brutally implales a gaurd, tears their organs out for no reason, and tears the armor off, putting it on himself*
  • Tilex: *Brief sadistic smile* Done
  • 3:30MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:*fires a black hole at the dead guards*
  • The black holes close,leaving a bit of blood behind*
  • Zathar:*wearing giant clunky armor*
  • Zathar:Mine doesn't fit-
  • N.Lurk:Your point?
  • Zathar:=_=
  • The black holes left craters in the ground*
  • N.Lurk:Hopefully no one'll notice.
  • N.Lurk:*Shoots at some cameras with his spider legs*
  • 3:31Invader JibTilex: Oh they'll notice, a cut off in camera tapes is rather alarming
  • 3:32MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:Luckily they don't check the cameras in this room because of how secure it usually is. Unless they take out the tapes in them.
  • N.Lurk:But..uh..y'know *Points to destroyed camera*


  • Invader JibTilex: Hmm Yes True...
  • 3:33MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:Uh..let's look for anything important.
  • 3:34Invader JibTilex: Right okay
  • 3:34MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:*looks around*
  • The vat they landed in reads "SLAVE WATER SUPPLY"*
  • Zathar:Ecchh
  • The room is gigantic and filled with giant pink cells* *strange noises echo through out it*
  • N.Lurk:>-0 Interesting.
  • They're all walking on a platform*
  • N.Lurk:*walks past a cell with a hideous creature inside it*
  • Zathar:?
  • Zathar:*pokes the cell glass*
  • 3:36Invader JibTilex: That reminds me of an odd experience where-
  • 3:37Mysteriousjillguy
  • The creature turns around,revealing a skull like face with rotting skin and giant eye balls with green irses,it has a gaping mouth and tentacles,it's body is made of stones connected by muscles and tendons*
  • Creature:*whispering gibberish*
  • Zathar:AH!
  • The creature's eyes light on fire,it emits a shrill scream*
  • Guard:HEY!
  • Guard:*runs over*
  • Guard:DON'T BOTHER GLOOGOGRAFFTH!
  • Guard:*throws some cookies into the cell through a small hole*
  • The creature's eyes return to normal,and snacks viciously on the cookies*
  • 3:38Invader JibTilex: *reists tapping the glass*
  • (Gtg
  • 3:39Mysteriousjillguy(Awww
  • (Bye
  •  Ok so
  • ( Tilex was resisting the urge to tap the glass of some imprisoned eldritch abomination
  • ( that apparently likes cookies
  • Nightmare Lurk:Hmmm
  • Nightmare Lurk:I don't think we could do much with some horrible flesh eating abomination of some sort..
  • 2:27Invader JibTilex: *looks at the various containment things*
  • 2:27MysteriousjillguyZathar: Can we have one as our team mascot?
  • Nightmare Lurk:No.
  • Zathar:Aww
  • 2:28Invader JibTilex:I suspect it would simple devour a race, resulting in brutal genocide.
  • 2:29MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:Yes. Toolex is correct.
  • N.Lurk:*Walks past a containment cell holding a crystalline horse like creature,it demonically neighs*
  • 2:30Invader JibTilex: which would be AWESOME-
  • 2:31Mysteriousjillguy
  • A spider like creature with two heads with thousands of eyes and various types of mouths stares at Tilex,extending it's necks to look at him*
  • It breathes on the cell gass*
  • 2:31Invader JibTilex: *stares into it's eyes*
  • 2:31Mysteriousjillguy
  • An image of Tilex's worst fears begins to form*
  • The creature's pupils become larger*
  • 2:32Invader JibTilex: Gross *turns and continues walking*
  • 2:32MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:Hmmm...I suppose we could let these things loose and cause some havoc..but they'd probably destroy the weapons here..
  • Nightmare Lurk:D'OH! We're getting NO WHERE!
  • Nightmare Lurk:THIS IS YOUR FAULT ZATHAR! Your terrible and smell like a sack of PORK!
  • Zathar:Well actually uh-
  • Nightmare Lurk:TILEX! Look up a weapons room or something.
  • N.Lurk:*grumbles in frustration*
  • 2:34Invader JibTilex: *looks through the holo map*
  • Tilex: It seems there's about 37 or 38 weapon rooms
  • 2:34MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:PERFECT!
  • N.Lurk:Uhh...
  • Zathar:How are we gonna get there?
  • N.Lurk:Hmmm
  • N.Lurk:We could use an elevator somewhere..
  • N.Lurk eyes a railed walkway nearby,and a floating podium next to it*
  • N.Lurk:There!
  • N.Lurk:*Grabs Zathar by his head and chucks him at the podium*
  • Zathar:GWAAAHHHH
  • Crashing noises*
  • N.Lurk runs toward the podium*
  • 2:37Invader JibTilex: *walks as well*
  • 2:37Mysteriousjillguy
  • N.Lurk presses a button on the podium*
  • It rises up*
  • 2:38Invader JibTilex: oops-*Climbs onto the podium*
  • 2:38Mysteriousjillguy
  • The podium goes up to a gigantic hatch on a nearby wall*
  • N.Lurk:Hmmm
  • N.Lurk:Uhh..
  • N.Lurk:How do we open this thing..
  • N.Lurk:*Ignores a gigantic button that says "OPEN" on the controls*
  • N.Lurk:*Takes out plasma cannon and blasts the door down*
  • 2:39Invader JibTilex: The one that says "CLOSE" or "SELF DESTRUCT" I presume.
  • 2:40MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:*Presses a button,the podium goes into the hatch leading to a giant tunnel*
  • The door falls onto a cell,cracking the glass a bit*
  • A monster growl is heard from the cell,and an eye in the cell opens,looking at the crack*
  • N.Lurk's podium hovers through the tunnel*
  • Other Nightmare Irkens zip by on podiums of their own*
  • Zathar:Nightmare Irkens are pretty hideous and stupid looking.
  • N.Lurk:*Eye twitch*
  • The podium hovers over a huge hole below,and goes downward*
  • 2:42Invader JibTilex: *looks down*
  • 2:43Mysteriousjillguy
  • A huge door is seen,surrounded by guards*
  • N.Lurk:That's the place we need to get into it. Act natural.
  • N.Lurk:ZATHAR! You go first. *Pushes Zathar forward*
  • Guard:?
  • Zathar:Uhh..we're completely normal nightmare Irken guards that uhh..need to do..a ...toilet inspection..uh..in..this...room.
  • Zathar:It is normal.
  • Guard:Do you have a toilet inspection license?
  • Zathar:Uhhh
  • 2:44Invader JibTilex: *looks at Tilex* *thinking* Why do those people next to him look so strange..
  • gaurd 2 oops
  • 2:45Cravitus(He looked into himself, discovering the darkest secrets)
  • 2:45Mysteriousjillguy
  • N.Lurk takes out a fake credit card with "TOULUT" scribbled on it in black marker*
  • 2:45Cravitus(The darkest being he forgot to turn the oven off at home)
  • 2:45Mysteriousjillguy
  • N.Lurk hands to the guard*
  • The credit card's ID photo is a dead nightmare irken,held up by N.Lurk*
  • Guard:...Hmmmm
  • Guard:THIS SEEMS PRETTY LEGIT TO ME.
  • Guard:*Puts card in pocket*
  • The card falls apart,being poorly made*
  • Guard:You can pass.
  • The door slowly opens,revealing a door with red lighting*
  • 2:47Invader JibTilex: ...*walks*
  • 2:47Mysteriousjillguyroom*
  • (hhh
  • N.Lurk and Zathar step off the podium and walk inside*
  • The room is huge and filled with all kinds of weapons,nightmare irkens are everywhere*
  • N.Lurk:Grggh..this is going to be harder then I thought..
  • 2:48Invader JibTilex: Hmm..
  • 2:48MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:Hmmm
  • 2:48Invader JibTilex: Perhaps we shoot someone in the face, then grab a pile and run
  • 2:49Cravitus-At the edge of the room is a floating platform loaded with crates and a small crowd, along with a crane.-
  • 2:49MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:..You're on to something..hmm
  • N.Lurk:Tilex,look for the most powerful weapon you can fi-?
  • N.Lurk:*looks at the platform*
  • 2:50CravitusTech-10642: "-But that's huge, sir! The lifter can barely handle all the gear at once!"
  • 2:50MysteriousjillguyZathar:I'm gonna go look for things that cause splosions!
  • Zathar walks away*
  • 2:50Invader JibTilex: *looks around for weapons*
  • Tilex: *pulls out a heavy rifle*
  • 2:51MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:*looks at the crowd,curious*
  • 2:51CravitusA purple-eyed, rather formally dressed Nightmare Irken sighed in annoyance, and leaned against one of the many crates.
  • ???: "I told you that I need this equipment immediately. Are you telling me that you can't do your job?"
  • T-10642: "N-No, Captain! It's just..."
  • 2:52MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:...Captain?
  • N.Lurk:Interesting..
  • 2:52CravitusThe technician turned to a rather large crate, held above the platform by a crane as it swung somewhat perilously.
  • 2:53MysteriousjillguyT-110966:Can't we use another lifter or somthin?
  • 2:53Invader JibTilex: *pulls the rifle out, the pile shuffling a bit*
  • 2:53MysteriousjillguyT-6676765:YEAH! A bigger one,with uhh..SPIKES..or something.
  • 2:53Cravitus???: "Unacceptable. I need this now."
  • 2:53MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:*Runs over to where Tilex is*
  • 2:54Invader Jib
  • grabs a couple more and holds them*
  • 2:54MysteriousjillguyT-6676765: Welp. We're all gonna die.
  • 2:54CravitusT-10642: "But sir, she can't handle it! She doesn't have the power to lift it all!" The technician patted the platform affectionately.
  • 2:54Mysteriousjillguy
  • The technican hurls himself off the podium,falling into the depths of the room*
  • gigantic room*
  • Nightmare Lurk:TOOGLE!
  • 2:55CravitusThe Captain stared after the technician curiously as they met a solid stop at the bottom.
  • 2:55MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Stops,near Tilex*
  • 2:55Invader JibTilex: ...who
  • 2:56CravitusT-10642: "...That's the fifth one today."
  • 2:56MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:TURRP! Or whatever your name is,I need you to get some cloaking devices.
  • Nightmare Lurk:I have a brilliant plan that only my superior genius could create. Hehehe
  • 2:56Cravitus???: "Fine, we'll skip the heavy anti-ship batteries and move on, then."
  • 2:57Invader JibTilex: I'll see what I can do.
  • 2:57MysteriousjillguyT-110966:Horray.
  • 2:57Invader JibTilex: *shifts to a different part of the pile*
  • 2:58MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*signals Zathar to come over*
  • 2:58CravitusT-10642: "Then that just leaves the cloaking device you ordered, Sir."
  • ???: "Will that fit?"
  • T-10642: "I dunno."
  • 2:58Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar runs over and trips,but then gets back up*
  • 2:58YourFavoriteFangirl(Gonna sleep
  • (Night guys
  • 2:58Cravitus(Goodnight)
  • 2:58Invader Jib(Night
  • 2:58MysteriousjillguyZathar: I GOT A TOAST MASSAGER
  • ( Bye
  • 2:58Invader JibTilex: *pulls ot a few rusty cloaking things*
  • 2:58MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:What is the point of th-GGHH NEVERMIND!
  • N.Lurk:Look Zathar,just stand guard or something.
  • 2:59Cravitus-The platform suddenly begins to descend and move towards the group of 'Toilet Inspectors'.-
  • 2:59MysteriousjillguyZathar: Yes surr
  • N.Lurk:*looks at the platform*
  • N.Lurk:OH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • N.Lurk:ABOODLES
  • N.Lurk:SHABOODLES!
  • N.Lurk:Thats wut I said. Mmmyep.
  • 3:00Invader JibTilex: *taps on the cloaking device a few times*
  • 3:00MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:It's the FUZ or whatever kids use these days for authority figures! Quick! Think of something!
  • N.Lurk:*Grabs a rusty toilet from the pile*
  • 3:00Invader JibTilex: I'D LIKE IF YOU WOULD FUNCTION PROPERLY *turns into static briefly*
  • 3:01MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:*Grabs Zathar by the collar and puts the toilet on his head*
  • N.Lurk:*Smiles*
  • N.Lurk:*picks up a wrench,trying to look innocent as possible*


  • CravitusT-10642: "Now, Captain... Talbolt, was it?" The technician began, the platform slowing. "We'll need your signature when you grab the cloaking device.
  • 'Talbolt': "What? Why?!"
  • 3:02Invader Jib
  • Some random nightmare irken walks by*
  • 3:02MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:Hey. *Waves to nightmare Irken in a casual greeting*
  • 3:02Invader JibNightmare Irken: *sees Tilex shifting from a blob of static to a nightmare irken* Strange people around here..*casually walks away*
  • Welcome to the Irken Empire Wiki chat 
  • 3:03MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*whispers* Poor Ignorant fools..
  • 3:03CravitusT-10642: "Well, you see... We can't just have anyone running around with unregistered cloaking technology.
  • 'Talbolt': "Yet you let people take orbital bombardment lasers, antiship munitions, and reactor fuel without registering?"
  • 3:03MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Overhears the conversation*
  • 3:04CravitusThe technician merely shrugged as the Platform finally stopped, and the Crane swung overhead.
  • 3:04MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Whispers to Tilex* We need registration for the cloaking thingy.
  • 3:04Invader JibTilex: Ohh
  • 3:05MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*whispers* Quick,give some to me and Zathar before they notice!
  • 3:05CravitusSuddenly, the crane began to screech as it suddenly froze!
  • 3:05Invader JibTilex: *changes to a nightmare irken finally*
  • 3:05Cravitus(lurk, quick check, do you know what registration is)
  • 3:05Invader JibTilex: *hands him the rusty cloaking things*
  • 3:05Mysteriousjillguy( uh..some random number codes
  • 3:06Cravitus(It's like logging in or making an account)
  • 3:06Mysteriousjillguy( oh
  • 3:06Cravitus(If you take certain equipment, from, say, a library, you may use a card to check in with the system.)
  • 3:06Mysteriousjillguy( then i guess a random PAK id code and their name
  • 3:07Cravitus(By IZ, you can still just sign off with a signature)
  • (I think Zim did that a few times)
  • 3:07Mysteriousjillguy( and uh a blood sample or something
  • ( because cruelty
  • 3:08Cravitus'Talbolt': "What's with the INFERNAL NOISES, Technician!?" Shouted the Captain, yanking on his Antennae as most of the crowd recoiled.
  • T-10642: "HAER, WHAT'S THAT NOISE?!" Echoed the Technician to the Crane Operator.
  • 3:09MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:*snatches a cloaking device away from tilex and cloaks into a red eyed nightmare Irken*
  • N.Lurk puts it in his PAK*
  • Zathar:*Grabs one and cloaks into a generic nightmare,chucks it down into the depths of the room below*
  • The device falls*
  • HAER:UHHH I DUNNO BOSS
  • 3:10CravitusA burning smell fills the room, similar to... Burning hair. Burning red-black hair.
  • Specifically, coming from the lower motors of the crane.
  • 3:11Invader JibTilex: *looks around
  • 3:11Mysteriousjillguy( do you mean zathar because of his hair or-
  • 3:11Cravitus(I'm implying his hair somehow jammed the motors, yes.)
  • 3:11Mysteriousjillguy( oh
  • 3:11Cravitus(Either his head's stuck in it, or some of it fell out and got stuck in it or something.)
  • 3:12Mysteriousjillguy
  • A chunk of Zathar's hair is stuck in the motors*
  • Zathar:HUH?!
  • HAER:EUUGGHH THE HAIR...ITS...SO...HORRIBLE...IT..IT LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF SPINE COVERED MUTANT MAMMAL EEUUAGGGHHHH
  • 3:12CravitusT-10642: *Unintelligible screaming and foaming at the mouth*
  • 3:12MysteriousjillguyHAER:GET IT OUUUUTTTTT
  • 3:13Ametrineskies(Sorry to interrupt but we're going to bed. c: Nighty guys.
  • 3:13Mysteriousjillguy(Its ok
  • 3:13Cinnabon Hearts(Nighty.
  • 3:13Mysteriousjillguy( And Bye
  • 3:13Cinnabon Hearts(^.^
  • 3:13Mysteriousjillguy( Good night
  • 3:13Cravitus'Talbolt': "You there! CUT IT OFF!" Shouted the Captain, pointing at Zathar. (Bye)
  • 3:13MysteriousjillguyZathar:Umm..uhh..umm
  • Zathar pulls on the chunk of hair*
  • 3:13Invader Jib(delayed bye
  • 3:14Cravitus-The hair burns Zathar's hands, smoking ominously!-
  • 3:14Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar pulls it out,breaking the motors horribly*
  • Ametrineskies has left the chat. 
  • 3:14Cravitus-The crane tumbles over, and smashes into the cloaking devices!-
  • 3:14Mysteriousjillguy
  • Spines fly everywhere from the chunk of hair,razor sharp*
  • HAER:ACK
  • Cinnabon Hearts has left the chat. 
  • 3:14Mysteriousjillguy
  • Haer falls on the control panel,covered in spines in his flesh*
  • The crane swerves out of control*
  • 3:15CravitusThe crowd is sprayed with the organic, hot shrapnel, and the captain screeches as his eyes are hit!
  • 3:15MysteriousjillguyT-000:OH NO IT'S SWERVING OUT OF CONTROL LIKE AN OUT OF CONTROL CRANE!
  • Zathar:*GASP* HOW SHOCKING!
  • N.Lurk:ZATHAR,YOU IDIOT!
  • 3:16CravitusSuddenly, the gate to the room begins to screech down as an even louder alarm begins to reverberate throughout the facility!
  • 3:16Invader JibTilex: *looks up* oooohhh...
  • 3:16Mysteriousjillguy
  • The crane hits a pile of crates,knocking them over*
  • Crates rain from the sky on the lower levels of the room,crushing several nightmare Irkens*
  • 3:16Invader JibTilex: *shoots a random nightmare irken in the face* PAY ATTENTION TO THAT*
  • 3:17MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk?! TILEX! WHAT ARE YOU DOING-
  • 3:17CravitusFacility PA: ALERT, WEAPONS FIRE DETECTED.
  • 3:17Mysteriousjillguy
  • A crate falls onto a battle mech of some sort,it automatically fires lasers everywhere,creating splosions*
  • 3:17Invader JibTilex: I had my intentions sorted out.
  • 3:17Mysteriousjillguy
  • Tons of weapons explode violently*
  • 3:17CravitusFacility PA: "SECURITY TEAMS DISPATCHED TO SHIP EQUIPMENT STORAGE UNIT 9C."
  • 3:18MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:GGRGGGHHH!
  • 3:18Invader JibTilex: AGGH *grabs as many weapons as possible before they explode*
  • 3:18MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:YOU IDIOTS! YOU IDIOTS! YOUUUUU IDDDIIOOTSSSS! *Tugs on antennae*
  • N.Lurk:JUST GRAB WHAT YOU CAN AND GO!
  • 3:18Invader JibTilex: *runs with a huge pile*
  • 3:18MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:*Grabs a huge pile of weapons and runs forward*
  • 3:19Cravitus'Talbolt': "My eyes, you idiots! MY EYES!" They shouted, doubled over on their knees.
  • 3:19Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar chucks the toilet off his head and runs,holding his toast massager*
  • Chaos ensues in the room,tons of weapons fire randomly*
  • 3:19Cravitus(The gate to the room shut because alarm)
  • 3:19MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:*stops at the gate*
  • 3:19Cravitus(You're not all trapped in this room)
  • 3:19MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:GAH!@
  • 3:20Cravitus(You're trapped in this room with horrible explosions)
  • 3:20Mysteriousjillguy!*
  • ( OH GOD IT'S LIKE BEING IN A MICHEAL BAY MOVIE)
  • 3:20Invader JibTilex: NOOOOOOOOO
  • 3:20Cravitus(Blamezathar2015)
  • 3:20Invader JibTilex: THIS is how I die?! How dissapointing, I expected my entrails to have flown out by now-
  • 3:21CravitusSuddenly, the captain yanks two orb-like shapes from his eyes and tosses them to the side as the technicians beside him continue to groan in pain on the ground.
  • 3:21MysteriousjillguyZathar:I don't want to die.
  • 3:21Invader JibTilex: Really?
  • 3:21MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:*Grumbles*
  • ( brb quick
  • 3:21Cravitus'Talbolt': "Ugh, I'm glad I don't need those... Now, I swear, SOMEONE is going to have a real bad day in about twenty seconds..."
  • (how terribly hath the krev done in this rp so far)
  • 3:24Mysteriousjillguy( back
  • ( good for time this late i guess
  • 3:24Invader Jib
  • Several authoritive nightmare irkens on similar podiums come in*
  • 3:25Mysteriousjillguy
  • Security bots enter the room through hatches on the walls,along with a podium with red blinking lights on the bottom*
  • 3:25Invader JibOne of them: Who's responsible for this?
  • 3:25MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:OH NO!
  • N.Lurk:It's h-him!
  • 3:25Invader Jib
  • Every other nightmare irken in the room*: points at N.Lurk, Zathar, and Tilex*
  • 3:25MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:Uhh
  • N.Lurk:*Throws his pile of weapons at T-000*
  • N.Lurk:IT WAS THAT GUY!
  • 3:26Cravitus-The 'Captain' tosses the objects - cracked and split orange 'eyes' filled with needles - to the side, and slowly backs towards a crate.-
  • (sudden realization)
  • 3:26MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:*Jumps into a pile of weapons and junk,digs through it*
  • 3:27Cravitus(screee)
  • 3:27Invader Jib
  • a display screen with 317's face appears out of one of the podiums*
  • 3:27Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar jumps into the pile,holding the toaster thing*
  • 3:28Invader Jib317: What is this mess?
  • 3:28Mysteriousjillguy( with the new and improved krusty krav 2
  • 3:28Cravitus'Talbolt' eyed the screen for a moment, then looked to the crate again as he began to inch it open.
  • 3:28Invader Jibirken on the podium: Do we brutally kill all of them yet
  • 3:28Mysteriousjillguy( all new spleen burgers! WE PROMISE THEY WON'T GIVE YOU INTESTINAL DISEASES
  • N.Lurk pops out on the other side of the pile,in a gigantic cave of trash and junk*
  • 3:29Invader Jib317: No..just make sure no one leaves this room. I want to see who's responsible.
  • 3:29MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:*Pants*
  • Zathar:Why were you screaming like a child at the sight of 317?
  • N.Lurk:SHUT UP ZATHAR!
  • 3:30Cravitus'Talbolt' eyed the three at the gate, then to the firearm within as a smirk began to grow.
  • 3:30MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:This is HORRIBLE...317 will make sure our organs are painfully extracted from our torsos!
  • N.Lurk:qUICK! Dig further into the trash pile!
  • 3:31Invader Jib317: And then you'll make sure they're organs are painfully extracted from their torsos-
  • 3:31CravitusSuddenly, the 'Captain' raised his hand as his other reached inside.
  • 3:31Mysteriousjillguy
  • N.Lurk digged further into the trash cave walls,getting garbage everywhere*
  • 3:31Invader JibIrken on podium: Sir, I think the group of weird-looking ones are responsible
  • 3:31Cravitus'Talbolt': "Excuse me, who is the highest-ranked and most critical person that is actually in this room?"
  • 3:31Invader JibTilex: Well I'm out *jumps and hits a wall, falling back into the trash*
  • 3:31MysteriousjillguyT-798987:THEY DISAPPEARED SIR!
  • T-79:No sign of them anywhere! We even checked the toilets.
  • 3:32Invader JibIrken on the podium: *presses a button called "trash dispenser"
  • 3:32MysteriousjillguyT-45667:Apparently they're toilet inspectors.
  • 3:32Invader Jib
  • the trash starts flushing away*
  • 3:33MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:AHHH!
  • N.Lurk:HNGHH *Looks around frustrated*
  • 3:33CravitusThen, 'Talbolt' frowned, glanced around the room as he was ignored, and hefted the anti-ship particle beam onto his shoulder.
  • 3:33MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:*Sees a vent up above,on top of a trash pile*
  • N.Lurk:THERE!
  • N.Lurk:QUICK TILEX! USE YOUR FREAKY FINGER POWERS!
  • Zathar:YEAH HURRY UP AND STUFF!
  • 3:34Invader JibTilex: *puts fingers together and forms a claw, using it to smash the vent*
  • Tilex: *runs and starts climbinb up*
  • 3:34MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:*PAK jetpacks up to the vent*
  • Zathar transforms into his disc form and flies toward the vent*
  • 3:35Invader JibTilex: *uses a combination of short pak legs and his finger powers to climb up*
  • 3:35MysteriousjillguyT-79:THERE THEY ARE! *Points at the three imbeciles*
  • N.Lurk:*Screams*
  • 3:35Cravitus'Talbolt': "Ignore THIS!" He shouted, and kicked the weapon to life. Then, the 'Captain' was slammed onto his back as the beam span around the room, and chaos erupted.
  • 3:35MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:*Crawls into the vent,filled with fear*
  • 3:35Invader Jib317: GET THEM NOW!
  • 3:36
  •  finding nemo is actually full of hidden satanic messages to bring forth the second coming of bikini bottom news fishhead mr krevs jesus confirmed
  • ( [inception overlapping full volume]
  • (okcontinuewhatever
  • Talbot's beam bounces off the walls and hits 317 in the shoulder,burning him*
  • 1:15Invader Jib317: ....How did that
  • 1:15Cravitus'Captain': *Incomprehensible screaming as they are thrown off the platform by the laser!*
  • 1:15Invader Jib317: *groans*
  • 1:16MysteriousjillguyT-678:Sir your arm is on fire.
  • The beam continues to bounce everywhere*
  • N.Lurk:GAHHH!
  • 1:17Invader JibTilex: So what shall we do, I pry?
  • Tilex: *ducks*
  • 1:17MysteriousjillguyT-678:Sir,your arm is STILL on fire.
  • The beam bounces everywhere,blowing up stuff*
  • 1:18Invader Jib317: *spits on his arm and rubs the fire out*
  • Tilex: Hmm
  • Tilex: My mind, I find, is too scrambled for this kind of advanced thought
  • 1:19Cravitus *The 'Captain' smacked into the pile of stealth modules with a yelp, and quickly got to his feet.*
  • 1:19Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar's disc form goes through the vent,missing N.Lurk by an inch*
  • Nightmare Lurk:AHHH!
  • N.Lurk ducks*
  • 1:20Cravitus'Captain': "Oh, now would be a VERY good time to leave!" The injured, eyeless Nightmare-Irken begins to run for the nearest exit, hauling as much loose gear as he can carry.
  • 1:20Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar flies deep into the vent,and slices through it,bursting out of a wall in a nearby room*
  • The exits are all sealed shut*
  • Zathar flies into a room filled with strange machinery and hundreds of giant cords,he bounces around the room widly*
  • Zathar flies into a generator,bursting through it*
  • 1:22Invader JibTilex: No exits, in this situation the exit can only be made, which is when one ponders..*scurries around*
  • 1:22Mysteriousjillguy
  • The machines begin to emit steam and smoke,and suddenly spark*
  • N.Lurk: JUST SHUT UP AND FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE-
  • N.Lurk:! *Looks at the hole Zathar made*
  • 1:23Cravitus'Talbolt', as he called himself, paused, eyed the sealed exit for a moment, then glanced around quickly in panic. 'Talbolt': "Wait, what's that noise?"
  • 1:23MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:OF COURSE! *Crawls toward it*
  • 1:23Invader JibTilex: *runs toward it*
  • 1:23Mysteriousjillguy
  • N.Lurk pokes his head out of the hole,steam flies into his face*
  • N.Lurk:GNGHHH-*Flinches,falling over*
  • The machine's coords are cut by Zathar,it tilts a bit,crushing machinery*
  • The generator's lights go out,the steam stops*
  • T-678:WHAT THE?!
  • 1:25Invader JibTilex: *goes further in*
  • 1:25Mysteriousjillguy
  • The lights in the room go out,the alarm stops*
  • N.Lurk:..?
  • 1:25Cravitus'Talbolt': "This can't be good..."
  • 1:26MysteriousjillguyT-678:SIR! WE've run out of power! The generator core just next to this room went out! AND WE DON'T KNOW WHYYYY?! *Grabs hold on antennae in distress*
  • hold of*
  • 1:26Invader Jib317: We don't know why...and why is THAT?
  • ""
  • 1:27Mysteriousjillguy
  • The other technicians pull out flashlight esque devices*
  • T-888: *Puts flashlight on the vent*
  • It's covered in dents and gashes*
  • 1:28Invader Jib317: Right..
  • 1:28MysteriousjillguyT-888:!
  • T-888:IT WAS THE...UM...THOSE GUYS...
  • 1:29Invader Jib317: Can we get someone to kill them already?
  • 1:29MysteriousjillguyT-888:THE GUYS THAT..DID THE THING..WITH THE SABOTAGE...AND THE PILE OF STUFF..AND TRASH
  • T-877:Did you take your meds today T-888?
  • 1:29CravitusTalbolt's antennae perked up, and his unseen face quickly grew a grin.
  • 1:30MysteriousjillguyT-888: No.
  • T-666:Wait a second..weren't those guys the "toilet inspectors"?
  • T-878:Something is suspicious here.
  • 1:30Invader Jib317: Toilet inspectors? We have toilets?
  • 1:30Cravitus'Talbolt': "HEY, LOOK! THEY'RE ON THE CEILING!" With his screech, 'Talbolt' scurried into the vent-hole-thing.
  • 1:31Invader Jib317: *Sigh* Nevermind,
  • 1:31MysteriousjillguyT-99:WHERE?! *Looks around*
  • One of the Nightmare irkens attempts to look around,but then falls off the podium to his death*
  • 1:31Invader Jib317: I'm sure they've shrunk into specks and are in above our noses this very moment *grabs an intercom*
  • 1:32MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Holds face,badly burned*
  • 1:32Invader Jib317: IF ANYONE SEES A GUY WITH A WEIRD VOICEBOX, A GUY WITH BLUE EYES, OR A GUY WITH WEIRD HAIR, KILL THEM IMMEDIATLY
  • 1:32MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:Gauughhhh *Eyes bulging,antennae are crooked*
  • Nightmare Lurk:THATS US!
  • Nightmare Lurk:...Uh..I'm guessing Zathar was horribly burned alive. So lets just get moving-
  • Zathar crawls up into the vent*
  • Zathar:*Clothes torn up,covered in severe burns* I'M ALIVE!!
  • 1:33CravitusSuddenly, in the vent, you hear a crashing and clanging somewhere ahead and a fit of angry noises.
  • 1:33MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:Yes,BUT WHY?! *Grabs him by the collar,shaking him angrily*
  • 1:34Invader JibTilex: *hears the clashing* I can see the end of our days in the close vision.
  • 1:34MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:NONSENSE! *Throws Zathar away*
  • Zathar:Ow.
  • Nightmare Lurk:Let's go find out where that clanging come from before they try to kill us.
  • Zathar:You mean like that group of soldiers climbing up to the vent!
  • ?*
  • 1:35Invader JibTilex: But what if the clanging sound is used to attract us to our demise?
  • 1:35MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:--GUHHHH
  • Angry voices are heard outside the vent*
  • 1:35CravitusThe clanging dissolves into a scraping noise and annoyed grunts, similar to someone dragging something in a rush.
  • 1:35Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nightmare Lurk runs to the source of the clanging*
  • Zathar:*Rolls toward it as well for no reason at all*
  • 1:35Invader JibTilex: *follows*
  • 1:36Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nightmare Lurk takes out his laser scythe and cuts a gap into the vent floor in front of him*
  • 1:37CravitusThe noise stops, and you hear a defensive screech and the sound of a weapon being readied.
  • 1:37Mysteriousjillguy
  • The gap burns,being molten metal*
  • 1:37Cravitus'Talbolt': "STAY BACK! YOU AREN'T TAKING ME ALIVE!"
  • 1:37MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:That way they can't foll-WHAT WAS THAT?!
  • Nightmare Lurk:*Looks back at the vent,seeing the shadows of the soldiers*
  • Nightmare Lurk:GRGGH! WE HAVE NO CHOICE!
  • 1:38Invader JibTilex: He doesn't wish to be taken alive. I think we know how to interpret this.
  • 1:38MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk: *runs toward the voice,walking into a vent pathway on the right*
  • 1:38Invader JibTilex: *follows*
  • 1:39CravitusSuddenly, you hear a faint whirring, and then a loud crack as something white-hot imbeds itself in the floor. Hasty dragging continues.
  • 1:39MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Holds his scythe in defense*
  • 1:39Invader Jib(brb quick)
  • 1:39Mysteriousjillguy(k
  • 1:41Invader Jib(back
  • 1:42MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Slowly walks toward the noise*
  • Nightmare Lurk:! *Looks at the floor*
  • Nightmare Lurk:What is this..?
  • Nightmare Lurk:*Slowly moves hand to touch the burnt floor*
  • 1:43Invader JibTilex: What is it? Does it speak?
  • 1:43Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nightmare Lurk grabs Zathar at the last minute,shoving his face on it*
  • Zathar:NO! NOT INTO THE FLOOR! IT BURNSSS!
  • Nightmare Lurk:Obviously someone else is in these vents..
  • 1:44Invader JibTilex: Hmmm
  • 1:45MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*PAK spider legs come out,crawls onto the ceiling*
  • 1:46CravitusThe dragging noise ceases as the PAK legs audibly deploy.
  • 1:46Invader JibTilex: *follows a bit
  • 1:46CravitusSuddenly, a clicking can be heard from further down the vent, and you see something blinking.
  • The blinking object rolls closer, and a whirring begins in turn with the clicking.
  • 1:47Invader JibTilex: Something is down there, waiting for it's prey to give it's final height in the-
  • 1:47Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nightmare Lurk crawls to the source of the noise,reaching strangely large section of the vent*
  • 1:48CravitusA cylindrical object on the floor is the source of the light, and the whirr-click grows louder and higher-pitched.
  • ( meanwhile in science land, http://sta.sh/01d7hsxkl00h
  • 1:48Invader JibTilex: *follows, crawling on the walls without pak legs using his weird powers*
  • 1:48MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:Can you stop making edgy one liners? I mean,what does that even MEAN? You haven't been listening to Vax's stupid poems have you?
  • ( Nice
  • ( i can't animate at all
  • 1:49Cravitus(it consists of lots of tedious work)
  • 1:49MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:..? *Looks at the object*
  • 1:50Cravitus(protip: grenade)
  • 1:50MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:Why do I have a feeling this is a bomb-
  • Zathar:?
  • N.Lurk:I'm just gonna run now.
  • 1:50CravitusThe whirr-click stops, and a double-beep emanates from the cylindrical thing.
  • 1:50Mysteriousjillguy
  • N.Lurk deactivates his PAK legs,and jumps over the object,running as fast as he can*
  • 1:50CravitusThen, a heartbeat or two later, it explodes into a nice, bright, and blinding fireball.
  • 1:51YourFavoriteFangirl(tbh i think ave looks cute
  • 1:51Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar PAK jetpacks over it,blasting forward*
  • 1:51Invader JibTilex: *falls and rolls up the vent*
  • 1:51Mysteriousjillguy( menamixave confirmed
  • ( i ship it
  • 1:51YourFavoriteFangirl(genuinely cute
  • (..nO
  • 1:51Mysteriousjillguy( yes
  • 1:51Cravitus(strangeness intensifies)
  • 1:51Mysteriousjillguy( menami and entra are similar
  • 1:51Cravitus(gonna go back to having nightmare ave lob grenades at nightmare lurk)
  • 1:51Mysteriousjillguy( ship canon
  • 1:51YourFavoriteFangirl(y
  • 1:52Mysteriousjillguy( because tenetacle toobrush fetish
  • 1:52Cravitus(shush, doritoman)
  • (you must the grenade explosion avoidance system)
  • 1:52Mysteriousjillguy( [bill laugh.mp3]
  • Nightmare Lurk:Did everyone survive that explosion?
  • Zathar: I DID!
  • 1:53Invader JibTilex: I did, sadly.
  • 1:53MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Throws a metal bucket of stale cookies at Zathar*
  • Zathar:OW! Thank you.
  • 1:54CravitusSuddenly, a boot-like object sails through the darkness into Zathar's bucket of cookies.
  • It is:
  • A BOOT!
  • 1:54Mysteriousjillguy
  • The vent is heavily damaged,it begins to collaspe*
  • ( DEAR GOD
  • ( crav:theres more
  • ( *GASP*
  • 1:54Cravitus(wait is this going where i think it's going)
  • 1:54Mysteriousjillguy( tf2 joks
  • ( MEEM
  • 1:54Cravitus(oh, nevermind)
  • (turned out to be tf2 joke after all-)
  • 1:55MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:OH MY GOODNESS WHERE'D THAT BOOT COME FROM STRAIGHT OUT OF THE DARKNESS?!
  • 1:55CravitusAnother boot sails into Nightmare Lurk's head as the vent continues to groan in protest.
  • 1:56MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:GAHH-
  • Nightmare Lurk:WHOSE THROWING BOOTS?! Its an extremely bad waste of footwear.
  • 1:56CravitusSuddenly, with a shout from ahead, the vent begins to fully buckle and collapse!
  • 1:56MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:TAILOREX,UHH..USE YOUR POWERS OR SOMETHING
  • 1:57Cravitus(we must advance beyond the bootthrowing saga of nightmare ave)
  • 1:57MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Activates PAK jetpack,flying through the vent*
  • Zathar activates his jetpack as well,flying too*
  • 1:57CravitusSuddenly, Nightmare Lurk collides into something!
  • 1:57Invader JibTilex: *activates powers*
  • 1:57Mysteriousjillguy
  • The vent falls apart*
  • ("activates powers"
  • ( gg
  • 1:58Invader JibTilex: *glitter comes out of his fingers*
  • 1:58CravitusSaid something shouts in pain as the vent collapses.)
  • 1:58MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:GNGH-
  • Nightmare Lurk:WHAT THE?!
  • 1:58Cravitus( to continue the boot-to-the-head saga: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFldBVWFgWo
  • 1:58Mysteriousjillguy( ITS MAGIC,YOU KNOOWWWWW tilex:glitter sparkle
  • 1:59Cravitus'Talbolt': "Get off!"
  • 1:59MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:HUH?! WHO ARE YOU?!
  • The vent ground splits open,causing everyone to fall down*
  • Zathar:AH-
  • 2:00Cravitus'Talbolt': *Incomprehensible*
  • 2:00Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nightmare Lurk falls,screaming*
  • 2:00Invader JibTilex: *closes eyes*
  • 2:00Mysteriousjillguy
  • They all end up in a large room full of cardboard junk*
  • Nightmare Lurk falls onto the ground,grunting*
  • Zathar:*Lands on face*
  • 2:01Invader JibTilex: *Gets up*
  • 2:01Cravitus'Talbolt' sails into a mountain of carboard uncerimoniously!
  • 2:01MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:Grggh..we landed in the trash room..
  • 2:01YourFavoriteFangirl(did tilex turn into a magical girl
  • 2:01Mysteriousjillguy
  • The room is gigantic,filled with piles of trash*
  • ( yes
  • ( iso is from tohou dimension confirmed
  • 2:02CravitusSuddenly, a bag of suspiciously weapon-shaped objects lands on Lurk!
  • 2:02Mysteriousjillguy( iso:wears a skirt
  • 2:02YourFavoriteFangirl(omfg
  • 2:02MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:GAUGH! EUGH *Crushed by weapons*
  • 2:02Invader JibTilex: If it's the garbage room, perhaps the answer lies within the key?
  • 2:02MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Pushes them off,struggling*
  • 2:02YourFavoriteFangirl(Gonna sleep
  • (Night all
  • 2:02Mysteriousjillguy( Bye
  • 2:02Cravitus(Goodnight)
  • 2:03MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk: Uh. That depends. What do you mean by "deposit"?
  • 2:03Invader Jib(Night
  • Tilex: Like..
  • 2:03MysteriousjillguyZathar:YEAH! THIS ISN'T A BANK TILEX!
  • 2:03Invader JibTilex: Something that leads outside the building
  • 2:03MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Facepalms*
  • Nightmare Lurk:..? What are these weapons for..
  • 2:04CravitusA cardboard mountain shifts, and suddenly collapses onto Zathar as the grey-uniformed 'Talbolt' bursts from it!
  • 2:04MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:!?!
  • Zathar:Ouch.
  • Nightmare Lurk:*GASP* A NIGHT...MARE...IRKEN.......CAPTAIN...THAT GUY....Um
  • 2:05Cravitus'Talbolt': "Just drop the bag," He hissed, raising two handfuls of grenades, "And I won't blow you into as many bits!"
  • 2:05Invader JibTilex: *backs up*
  • 2:05MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk: WAIT A SECOND!
  • 2:06Invader JibTilex: If you hold those in your hand long enough, they're more effective
  • 2:06CravitusHis PAK legs sprout, and he raises above the group, eyeing Lurk in particular.
  • 2:06MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:TALBOLT! I Remember you now!
  • 2:06Invader JibTilex: Really
  • 2:07MysteriousjillguyZathar: I honestly thought it was Dusq.
  • 2:07Invader JibTilex: Is Dusq not locked in a chain of despair?
  • 2:07MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:How-Y'know what,I'm not even going to question that.
  • 2:08Invader JibTilex: Anyway
  • 2:08MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Holds the bag,taking out his scythe,pointing it at Talbolt*
  • Nightmare Lurk:Tilex. Do the "thingy".
  • Nightmare Lurk:*Whispers* Fingers..
  • 2:08Invader JibTilex: *forms a sadistic smile*
  • Tilex: *puts his finger together, and directs it towards Talbolt*
  • 2:09CravitusTalbolt's eyes widened, and they darted to the side and tossed a cluster of grenades.
  • 2:09MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk: *Whispers* Don't kILL HIM-
  • 2:09Invader JibTilex: *A laser fires out of the fingers*
  • Tilex: I wasn't supposed to-
  • 2:09MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Whacks the grenades away,causing them to explode nearby*
  • Nightmare Lurk:NO! I was gonna ask what the heck TALBOLT IS DOING HERE ALIVE!
  • Zathar:Didn't Talbolt get murdered or something?
  • Nightmare Lurk:YES! Although,Im not sure who killed him.
  • 2:10Invader JibTilex: How, I wonder, did he escape his demise?
  • 2:11Cravitus'Talbolt' paused for a moment.
  • 2:11Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nightmare Lurk jumps forward,he lands infront of Talbolt*
  • His scythe extends,bending and forming a circle around Talbolt's torso*
  • 2:11Invader JibTilex: *steps foward slowly*
  • 2:11Cravitus'Talbolt': "Get away from me-"
  • 2:12Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar clumsily walks over,pointing a laser gun at Talbolt's head*
  • 2:12Cravitus( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oudgn7yKVbA
  • 2:12MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:What are you doing here? Answer quickly or I cut you in half.
  • ( LOL
  • Cravitus'Talbolt' bit his lip, eyed the grenades for an instant, and then the scythe.
  • 2:13MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:...You're not really Talbolt,are you?
  • 2:13Cravitus'Talbolt': "Long story short, he's dead, Jim, and I'm here for the bag."
  • (mission success, quoted star trek directly)
  • 2:13Mysteriousjillguy
  • The scythe grows a bit,inches away from his torso*
  • Zathar:Wait,who's jim-
  • 2:15Cravitus( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0yXqU-w9U0
  • 2:15Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe scythe becomes thinner,and extends,it's tip cuts through his clothes*
  • 2:15Cravitus'Talbolt': "Watch the clothes!" He hissed, fingers locked in the grenade pins.
  • 2:15Invader JibTilex: I could tell from the quotations
  • 2:16MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:I'm beginning to think that mirror's sanity he gave you was a lie.
  • 2:16Invader JibTilex: Oh, I agree. It was heceforth false.
  • 2:17MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:Wait a second... those scars... those horrible eyeless pits.
  • 2:17Cravitus'Talbolt's eyes twitched a bit at the 'horrible eyes' part, and his fingers tensed a bit.
  • 2:17MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:...AVERII..
  • Nightmare Lurk:....Kill him now.
  • Zathar pulls on the trigger,the gun malfunctions*
  • 2:18CravitusWith a shout, Averii slammed the grenades into Lurk's face, pins gone, and tossed them at Zathar.
  • 2:18Invader JibTilex: *Runs behind him*
  • 2:18MysteriousjillguyZathar:Stupid gu-AHHHH!
  • 2:18Invader JibTilex: *pulls out spear*
  • electric
  • 2:19Mysteriousjillguy
  • N.Lurk stumbles,his scythe returns to normal shape*
  • 2:19Invader JibTilex: *Pulls back, and swings it at his head*
  • 2:19MysteriousjillguyN.Lurk:WHY YOU LITTLE-
  • 2:19CravitusAve dropped, and jumped back as the cylindrical explosives beeped ominously,
  • Then darted off the wall towards the discarded bag.
  • 2:20Invader JibTilex: I missed
  • 2:20Mysteriousjillguy
  • The explosives explode,sending Zathar flying*
  • Zathar flies into a pile of garbage,covered in smoke*
  • Nightmare Lurk:*Fires lasers at Averii with his scythe*
  • Nightmare Lurk:TILEX! GO TAKE CARE OF THAT FILTHY TRAITOR....SCUM PERSON!
  • 2:21CravitusWith a yelp, Ave skid to a halt behind a ridge of garbage.
  • Ave: "Who you callin' Scum?!"
  • 2:21Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nightmare Lurk runs over to Zathar*
  • Nightmare Lurk:...Eugh..
  • 2:21Invader JibTilex: *uses fingers to form Pak-like extra arms, and runs towards Averia*
  • Averi
  • 2:21Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nightmare Lurk cringes at Zathar's injuries*
  • 2:21Cravitus(Silly jib, this isn't a genderbending episode)
  • 2:21MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*sigh*
  • ( genderbent averii confirmed
  • 2:22Invader JibTilex: *Tries to grab averii*
  • 2:22MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:If it hadn't been for my extremely small,yet amazing army..err..um..let me rephrase that..if I didnt have 2 member..wait no thats not right..um
  • 2:23CravitusWith a hiss, Ave yanked a sidearm from a holster and fired a few wayward shots towards Tilex.
  • 2:23Invader JibTilex: *Jumps*
  • 2:23MysteriousjillguyNightmarelurk: I'M LOW ON TEAM MEMBERS IS WHAT I MEAN-Oh forget it.
  • 2:23CravitusHis PAK-legs shot out, and started to hop him towards the bag, which he reached for with an outstretched arm.
  • 2:23Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nightmare Lurk grabs Zathar,gagging at his burnt limbs*
  • 2:24CravitusAve: "Go away, die, explode, burn..." They muttered nervously, eyeing the approaching Irken.
  • 2:24MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:Grggh..I can't lug a burnt dying idiot around..hmm
  • Nightmare Lurk stuffs him in a cardboard box,and sets him down*
  • 2:25Invader JibTilex: *runs toward Averii*
  • 2:25CravitusReaching down, Ave lowered his sidearm and yanked up the rather heavy bag.
  • 2:25MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Kicks the box,eye twitching*
  • 2:25Invader JibTilex: *shoots a laser with his finger things*
  • 2:25Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nightmare Lurk jumps toward Nightmare Averii,slicing the bag with his scythe*
  • 2:25CravitusWith a shout, Ave stumbled as the laser connected with the bag-holding arm.
  • Suddenly, something strange spilled from the bag...
  • 2:25Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nightmare Lurk hits the ground,flipping over on his face*
  • Nightmare Lurk:GNGHH
  • 2:26CravitusMany somethings, in fact, sugary and round.
  • In fact, said somethings were indeed, doughnuts.
  • 2:26Invader JibTilex: *His fingers form sharp claws, and he tries to scratch Averri in the face with them*
  • 2:26MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:HUH?!
  • Nightmare Lurk: HEH
  • 2:27CravitusFlinching back, Ave brought up a foot and kicked towards Tilex's face, PAK-legs continuing to backpedal.
  • Ave: "What's so funny?!"
  • 2:27Invader JibTilex: *falls*
  • 2:27MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:SNOOPINGAS USUAL,smuggling gifts for your precious master?!
  • 2:27CravitusAve: "What madness are you spou-"
  • 2:28MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Slices the bag's contents*
  • 2:28CravitusSuddenly, Ave faltered and froze against one of the walls, and stared at the pile of doughnuts.
  • 2:28Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nightmare Lurk slices the bag contents into pieces,the weapons inside spark*
  • 2:28Invader JibTilex: ACCEPT YOUR STATUS AS PREY, FIEND!*pounces toward Ave like a cat and scratches his face*
  • 2:28MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:HA! Nice try AVERII!
  • 2:29CravitusAve: "GAH-"
  • 2:29Invader JibTilex: Your pain will be heard by dead people who don't exist
  • 2:29MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Proudly eats the doughnuts in the pile,chewing nosily while laughing,coughing up doughnut bits in the process*
  • 2:29CravitusAve yanked at Tilex, and slammed them into the wall, following with a boot to the back.
  • 2:30Invader JibTilex: Gah...YOU ARE A VILE WENCH AND YOU WILL PAY OFR THIS
  • 2:30Cravitus(Trying to think of things to say that would express ave's anger at confusing guns for doughnuts)
  • (But I am speechless right now)
  • Ave: *Pained noises*
  • 2:30Invader JibTilex: *tries to get up*
  • Tilex: *gets up*
  • 2:31CravitusAve: "Ugh, that'll be a week in medbay..." He groaned, darting back and raising a weapon as his other hand cradled his face.
  • 2:31MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:Wait..why are there doughnuts in here-
  • 2:32CravitusA Communicator emerged from his PAK, the two PAK legs balancing him for a moment.
  • 2:32MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Looks at the bag contents,the guns are toy models*
  • 2:32CravitusAve: "Someone get me out of here!"
  • 2:32MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:WHAT THE?! IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE?!
  • 2:32Invader JibTilex: *uses the last of his magical energy, and shoots towards the communicator*
  • 2:32MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Looks at Averii*
  • 2:32Cravitus(Plot twist: entra had ave go buy children's toys)
  • 2:32Mysteriousjillguy( DUN DUN DUN
  • ( but then they were actually haunted by ethreal sp00ky scary skeletons
  • 2:33Cravitus(and then the canon-breaking child ave never knew he was having would not have toy lasers)
  • 2:33MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:OH NO YOU DON'T!
  • 2:33Cravitus(and everyone would be haunted by lurkfanfics)
  • Ave winced as the communicator fried, and continued to backpedal.
  • 2:34MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Fires his scythe at Averii,hitting one of spider legs*
  • of his*
  • 2:34CravitusAve tumbled towards the wall, and one of this remaining spiderlegs stabilized him as his sidearm went flying.
  • (to be honest I was kinda expecting the walls to begin closing in on them because it's a garbage pit)
  • 2:35Invader JibTilex: I believe the prey is cornered, but my doombringing powers are subsiding
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • The lights in the room flicker,and then go out,the last tiny amount of the power failing*
  • 2:37CravitusAve: "...I didn't want to get up today, I told her, but no, I had to visit this ROCK..."
  • 2:37Mysteriousjillguy
  • A loud bang is heard,along with the sound of an explosion*
  • 2:37CravitusAve leaned down, and picked up the pistol as he eyed Tilex in particular.
  • 2:38Mysteriousjillguy
  • The room is pitch black,a strange growl is heard*
  • 2:38CravitusAve: "Out of curiousity, what did you people do to this place's reactor, anyway?"
  • Ave: "I don't think they're supposed to growl when destroyed."
  • 2:38MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:One of my team mates blew it up,but that's classified information.
  • 2:39CravitusAve fired towards the voice, sending a white-hot spike flying.
  • 2:39Mysteriousjillguy
  • An angry hiss is heard*
  • 2:39CravitusAve: "Great security on that classified information!" They growled.
  • 2:39Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nightmare Lurk takes out a flashlight esque device*
  • 2:39Invader JibTilex: *looks toward the growl*
  • 2:40Mysteriousjillguy
  • He shines it on the source of the growl*
  • 2:40Invader JibTilex: ...
  • 2:41Mysteriousjillguy
  • It's revealed to be the "GLOOGOGRAFFTH" from earlier,it turns around,revealing a skull like face with rotting skin and giant eye balls with green irses,it has a gaping mouth and tentacles,it's body is made of stones connected by muscles and tendons,it floats above the ground*
  • Monster:*Roars*
  • Nightmare Lurk: AHHH!!
  • 2:41CravitusAve: "...I should've saved some grenades, in hindsight."
  • Ave: "Anyone want to kill the giant monster first?"
  • 2:41Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nightmare Lurk grabs a burnt doughnut,and chucks it at the monster*
  • It bounces off,the monster growls*
  • 2:41CravitusAve: "I'll take that as a 'yes'.
  • 2:42Mysteriousjillguy
  • It's face extends,staring at Averii*
  • Monster: [backwards gibberish]
  • 2:42CravitusAve: "...I suddenly feel a multitude more expendable."
  • 2:42Mysteriousjillguy
  • The monster fades away,reappearing behind Ave*
  • 2:42Invader JibTilex: *His arms form sword like blades, and he stares at the monster*
  • 2:42Mysteriousjillguy
  • It snaps its mouth at Averii*
  • 2:43CravitusAve turned, jaw dropping in surprise as he fell back in shock.
  • Ave: "SWEET MOTHER OF-"
  • 2:43Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nighmare Lurk fires at the monster,the shots deflect*
  • Monster:SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • 2:43CravitusAve fumbled around, and flung a suspiciously scythe-shaped object at the thing's open mouth.
  • 2:43Invader JibTilex: *Rabidly stabs the monster*
  • 2:43Cravitus(i'm assuming nightmare lurk didn't pick his scythe back up)
  • 2:44Mysteriousjillguy
  • The creature flies backward,screeching*
  • N.Lurk:*looks at his hands,not holding the scythe*
  • Nightmare Lurk:WHAT THE?!
  • 2:44Cravitus( http://jedijaybird.home.comcast.net/~jedijaybird/FURancorbone2.jpg - replace bone with scythe and you'll see what I tried to do)


  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • The creature chokes*
  • 2:45CravitusRecoiling, the purple-eyed Nightmare Irken crawled backwards, and onto his feet as he fired wildly into the thing's mouth.
  • Ave: "KILL IT FASTER!"
  • 2:45Mysteriousjillguy
  • The shots cause the scythe to explode,blowing up it's face*
  • The creature spazzes around angrily,flailing it's tenetacles*
  • 2:46Invader JibTilex: *slides under it's stomach and stabs rapidly*
  • 2:46Mysteriousjillguy
  • The creature flies into a wall,falling over*
  • 2:46CravitusAve suddenly gets smacked in the gut by a tentacle, and is flung off into the darkness.
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • The creature has fallen over,crashing through the wall*
  • 2:30Invader JibTilex: Well that was unexspereacting. 
  • 2:31Mysteriousjillguy
  • The sound of more hideous monsters is heard from behind the now ruined wall*
  • Nightmare Lurk:That doesn't sound pleasant at all.
  • Nightmare Lurk:*looks at Nightmare Ave,shining his flashlight on him*
  • Nightmare Lurk:*blinks*
  • Nightmare Lurk:*Takes out a plasma rifle,shooting him in the ankle*
  • 2:32CravitusWith a screech, Ave stumbles back and his pistol fires wildly.
  • 2:32Invader JibTilex: Do we flee yet?
  • Tilex: *Rolls over to him,an attempts to stab Ave*
  • 2:33MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Grabs the box holding Zathar and begins running,looking for an exit*
  • 2:34CravitusAve: "Why don't you slow them down?" He hissed, shooting another wild burst towards Tilex, then springing to his PAK-legs as he clutched his foot in pain.
  • 2:34Invader JibTilex: *Moves away but gets partially hit*
  • 2:34MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:There's GOT to be a way out of this stupid trash..room..THING
  • Nightmare Lurk gets shot in the arm and back a few times,he painfully grunts as the metal spike projectiles dig into his flesh*
  • 2:35Cravitus Ave swings a PAK-leg at Tilex in an attempt to keep them at bay, then backs away. Ave: "Oh, that transmission had better have gotten through, or I swear..."
  • 2:35MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Shines flash light device all over the room,but finds nothing*
  • Nightmare Lurk:GRGGHH
  • 2:35Invader JibTilex: *Gets hit by the PAk leg, and tries to stab him in the arm*
  • 2:35YourFavoriteFangirl(http://puu.sh/hQfN9/c4b28d8918.jpg ew
  • 2:36Cravitus( Ave: "I SENSE MONKEYS."
  • 2:37Invader Jib(horror
  • 2:37Mysteriousjillguy( the horror continues
  • 2:37CravitusAverii hisses in annoyance as the blade scrapes at the already-damaged uniform, but does relatively little.
  • 2:37Mysteriousjillguy( averii's worst fear
  • 2:37Cravitus( Ave: "THIS IS WHY I HATE MONKEYS-"
  • 2:37Mysteriousjillguy( uncanny valley poorly made games about monkeys
  • Nightmare Lurk:Hmm..no exit..hnghh...
  • 2:37Cravitus( Entra: "But I love monkeys!" ( Ave: "They're horrible, banana-loving monsters with no soul!"
  • 2:38Mysteriousjillguy( entra is a heretic
  • 2:38Invader JibTilex: There's no sign of escaping the horrible creatures I can see. We must crawl into oblivion.
  • 2:38Mysteriousjillguy( leave her with the grapevines
  • Nightmare lurk:Are you referring to Averii AND the monsters? Or-
  • 2:39CravitusAve: "Shut it, jerkwads!"
  • Ave darted around, then zeroed in on Lurk's flashlight with his pistol.
  • 2:39Mysteriousjillguy
  • A tenetacle emerges from the hole made by the now dead monster,a painful moan is heard*
  • 2:40Invader JibTilex: *Kicks Nightmare Ave, then jumps back*
  • Ave idk
  • 2:40Cravitus(There's no other Ave here right now, so I feel the Nightmare part is kinda unnecessary
  • 2:40Invader Jib(Oh okay
  • Tilex: That's an unfortunate sign
  • 2:41CravitusAve grunted in annoyance and surprise as the handgun went flying, and dipped towards the ground.
  • 2:41Mysteriousjillguy
  • A horrible tenetacle is attached to a worm looking monster with glowing eyes,it crawls toward the group with spindly legs*
  • 2:41CravitusAve: "What's the point of flashlights if you people can still see me?!" He hissed, skittering away as he tried to chase the handgun.
  • 2:41Invader JibTilex: A flashlight? I used to stare into the lighty part for hours
  • 2:41
  • 2:42Mysteriousjillguy
  • Several spider esque creatures crawl from the hole,along with other creatures*
  • 2:4
  • 2:43CravitusAve: "By the way, any of you going to shoot those things?" He growled, digging through some scraps as he hunted the telltale glow of the weapon.
  • 2:43MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:It seems we don't have a choice..
  • 2:43Invader JibTilex: *puts his fingers together,his finger extends and stabs the monster in it's eyes*
  • The monster screeches*
  • 2:43MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:We're going to have to go to whatever that hole leads to.
  • Nightmare Lurk:IT'S OUR ONLY CHANCE
  • Nightmare Lurk: And by we I mean,me and Tilex,bye Averii.
  • 2:44CravitusAve continued to paw nervously through the scraps for his rail-pistol, then scooped it out as the creatures continued to get closer.
  • Ave: "Yeah, I'll just let you clear the way then, mmkay?"
  • 2:44Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nightmare Lurk rapidly fires his plasma rifle at Averii,running toward the hole*
  • 2:45Invader JibTilex: *Runs toward the hole*
  • 2:45Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nightmare Lurk fires at the worm creature,hitting it's neck*
  • 2:45CravitusAve: "NOT AN ANSWER!" He shouted, jumping up and firing wildly again.
  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • Averii's shots hit the monster's head and neck,badly wounding it*
  • The monster falls over,bleeding*
  • 2:45Invader JibTilex: By definition it is
  • Tilex: *Gets closer to the hole*
  • 2:46Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nightmare Lurk's PAK legs activate,creating a shield,he jumps*
  • 2:46CravitusAve skittered behind cover again, moving closer as he trained the gun on the spider-like creatures.
  • 2:47Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nightmare Lurk crashes into the ground*
  • Nightmare Lurk gets up,and kicks away one of the spider creatures,then shoots another nearby*
  • 2:47Invader JibTilex: *Jumps, does a backflip for whatever reason, then falls into the hall*
  • hole
  • 2:47Mysteriousjillguy
  • The box falls onto the floor*
  • 2:47CravitusYou hear gunfire from the previous room as you leave Averii to whatever spidery fate awaits him.
  • 2:48Mysteriousjillguy
  • Inside the hole reveals a maze of catwalks,wires and machinery fill the room*
  • 2:48Invader JibTilex: Interesting
  • 2:48MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*looks back at the room,angrily gritting his teeth*
  • Nightmare Lurk holds onto his arm in pain,blood drips from his wounds*
  • 2:49Invader Jibbrb quick
  • 2:49Mysteriousjillguy(ok
  • 2:49CravitusSuddenly, the gunfire grows in volume, and a screeching, dying spider falls onto a nearby catwalk.
  • (mmk


  • Mysteriousjillguy( so basically its a gigantic maze of platforms,catwalks,and steps etc that go upwards downward for miles
  • ( or something
  • 2:51Cravitus(mmk
  • (I'll probably have Ave reappear soon
  • 2:51Invader Jib(Back
  • 2:52
  • 2:52Mysteriousjillguy( ok
  • Nightmare Lurk:*Walks onto one of the catwalks,it creaks*
  • 2:52Invader JibTilex: *Walks on one as well*
  • 2:52MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:Uh..Im guessing this isnt stable at all.
  • 2:53CravitusAnother few sizzling and screeching spiders fall from behind, and the gunfire gets louder.
  • 2:53Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nightmare Lurk activates his PAK jetpack*
  • 2:53Cravitus To some, it may be a good idea to move faster before the hostile individual that they left to die catches up.
  • 2:53Invader JibTilex: I haven't had a problem wi-*catwalk collaapses on him*
  • 2:53MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Fires his plasma rifle at the catwalk near the hole,it begins to collaspe*
  • 2:53Invader JibTilex: *climbs back up the walls*
  • 2:54MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:!
  • Nightmare Lurk:Oh.
  • 2:54Invader JibTilex: Yeah
  • 2:54MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:TROGGLE! Carry Zathar's burnt body!
  • Nightmare Lurk:ERR...TOM
  • 2:54Invader JibTilex: Oh I was wondering where that third guy went
  • 2:55Mysteriousjillguy
  • The box holding Zathar is turned over,upside down*
  • It reeks of burnt flesh*
  • 2:55Invader JibTilex: *Carries the box*
  • 2:55CravitusThe catwalk collapses, blocking most of the hole, and not long after you hear an angry thump and grunt as something begins to angrily attack it.
  • 2:55Invader JibTilex: Danger is near the horizion
  • 2:55MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:I KNOW THAT! SHUT UP ZAT-...Oh right.
  • Nightmare Lurk flies upward*
  • 2:56Invader JibTilex: *Climbs up*
  • 2:56MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:This place is HUGE! It'll take forever for us to find a way out of here..
  • 2:57Invader JibTilex: Hmm
  • 2:57MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:We need a map or something
  • 2:57Invader JibTilex: I'll search my soul for such a thing..I  *taps the hollo map in thought*
  • 2:58MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:Yeah....
  • Nightmare Lurk:Wait a second
  • Nightmare Lurk:*Looks at the holo map*
  • 2:58CravitusSuddenly, the thumping on the catwalk barricade behind you ceases as you see the map.
  • 2:58MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Horrible twitching*
  • 2:59Invader JibTilex: *Coincidentally taps the on button*
  • 2:59MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:Hopefully Averii was eaten alive..
  • 2:59Invader JibTilex: Oh I remember this thing
  • 3:00MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Hovers over the barricade,staring at it with his rifle raised*
  • Nihtmare Lurk:Just find us a way out.
  • 3:00CravitusAn oddly loud and familiar clicking and beeping reaches you from the barricade.
  • 3:00Invader JibHolo map: "No maps found for this Area"
  • Tilex: oh
  • 3:00MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Antennae twitch*
  • Nightmare Lurk:....What's that noise?
  • 3:01Invader JibTilex: Something familar
  • 3:01MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:SON OF A-
  • 3:01YourFavoriteFangirl(Im gonna sleep Night
  • 3:01Invader Jib(Night
  • 3:01Cravitus(Goodnight)
  • Suddenly, you hear a distinctly grenade-like thump from the other side of the catwalk, and the metal bends, twists, and warps...
  • 3:02Invader JibTilex: *Eyes widen*
  • 3:02CravitusBut doesn't give, as the dust and dirt settles.
  • 3:02Invader JibTilex: MOVE IN ANOTHER DIRECTION *Starts climbing up the wall*
  • 3:02CravitusIf one strained their ears, antennae, or other auditory organ, they'd faintly hear angry cursing on the other side of the barricade.
  • 3:03Invader JibTilex: Oh wait
  • 3:03MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:...? No explosion to interrupt my cursing..?
  • YourFavoriteFangirl has left the chat. 
  • 3:03Invader JibTilex: I hear the sound of failure
  • Tilex: *Looks around*


  • MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:Uh..so I'm guessing almighty 317 was too stupid to make a map for this area.
  • Nightmare Lurk:Great..
  • 3:04Invader JibTilex: Yes
  • 3:04Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nightmare Lurk flies upward,eyeing a damaged security door*
  • Nightmare Lurk lands on the platform near the door,his jetpack retracts*
  • 3:05Invader JibTilex: *Climbs up the wall and reaches the door*
  • 3:05Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nightmare Lurk's spider legs come out,attempting to break down the door*
  • His spider legs don't even dent it*
  • Nightmare Lurk:TILEX! Use your horribly unnatural freakish powers to break down the door!
  • 3:06Invader JibTilex: *Presses the open button*
  • 3:07MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Looks downward at the barricade,glaring*
  • 3:07CravitusNot a heartbeat later, you hear a volley of gunshots from the barricade, and superheated metal spikes begin to make short work of the warped catwalk below. Ave: "-INSOLENCE DENIES ME NOT-"
  • 3:08MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:HURRY UP TOBY!
  • 3:08CravitusSuddenly, the gunfire pauses, and the Nightmare Irken left behind suddenly looks at the formed holes.


  • Invader JibTIlex: You realize there's an open button right?
  • 3:08MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:Oh.
  • 3:09CravitusYou hear something akin to a kick, and you hear something like metal crumpling in failure below.
  • 3:09Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nightmare Lurk walks forward,going into a small hallway*
  • 3:09Invader JibTilex: *Walks as well*
  • 3:09CravitusAn agitated male glares upwards as you exit.
  • 3:10MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:Hmmm
  • The door closes*
  • Nightmare Lurk grabs a chunk of Zathar's burnt crispy hair,and places it on the floor infront of the closed door*
  • -The floor suddenly vibrated and a solid thump seemed to resound throughout the entire complex!-
  • ( Nightmare Lurk:Hmmm The door closes* Nightmare Lurk grabs a chunk of Zathar's burnt crispy hair,and places it on the floor infront of the closed door* -The floor suddenly vibrated and a solid thump seemed to resound throughout the entire complex!- )
  • ( Thats where we left off
  • 11:48Cravitus(Ye)
  • 11:49Mysteriousjillguy( Ok uh
  • ( I'll start
  • Nightmare Lurk:There must be an exit in this place..
  • Nightmare Lurk continues walking down the cooridor*
  • 11:52Invader JibTilex: Shall we exit? I find it may reveal us.
  • 11:52MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:..Yes..plus the fact that we'll get NOTICED...some more.
  • A loud crashing noise is heard*
  • 11:52Cravitus(but if the power is out, how do alarm)
  • 11:52MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:Huh?!
  • ( do not question nightmare lurgic
  • ( it is 2stoopid4u
  • 11:53Invader JibTilex: *moves a bit towards the noise*
  • 11:54Mysteriousjillguy
  • The catwalks outside collaspe,more crashing noises are heard*
  • Nightmare Lurk:WAIT A SECOND! THAT'S AVERII! HE MUST BE CLOSE BY!
  • Nightmare Lurk:QUICKLY!
  • 11:55Invader JibTilex: Uh..
  • 11:55CravitusAve: "Take your time!"
  • 11:55MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Grabs Tilex by the head and throws him into a hallway on the left,along with the box containing Zathar's body*
  • Nightmare Lurk runs,and leaves a tuft of Zathar's hair on the right hallway*
  • 11:55CravitusAn angry spiderleg appears from under the lip of the door, and you hear angry mechanical noises as you flee.
  • 11:56Invader JibTilex: *Runs
  • 11:56Mysteriousjillguy
  • The rest of the corridor leads to a heavily damaged room full of computers*
  • Nightmare Lurk runs down the hallway*
  • 11:57Invader JibTilex: *Looks back and runs as well*
  • 11:57Mysteriousjillguy
  • The hallway ends at a stairway that goes downward,leading into a long computer room*
  • Nightmare Lurk:WHAT IS IT WITH NIGHTMARE IRKENS AND BIG ROOMS?!
  • 11:58Invader JibTilex: Its fills their heart with strength, perhaps?
  • 11:58CravitusAve: "What is it with you people and your giant mouths?!" He hissed, the telltale clicking of spiderlegs echoing.
  • 11:58Mysteriousjillguy
  • The room is a maze of giant computers and machinery*
  • Nightmare Lurk runs down the staircase,and his spider legs come out*
  • They fire at the stairs,causing them to collaspe*
  • 11:59Invader JibTilex: *Falls off the stairs and bounces on a surface, rolling into the computer room*
  • 12:00Mysteriousjillguy
  • A chunk of debris falls on Zathar's body,making a cracking noise*
  • 12:00CravitusAverii's eyeless holes peered out, and his head appeared with them.
  • 12:00MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Looks around at the deactivated computers,using a flashlight*
  • 12:01CravitusAve: "HEEEEERES AVERII!" He screeched, and fired towards the light.
  • 12:01Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nightmare Lurk shines it on Averii*
  • 12:01Invader JibTilex: WE'RE BEING CLOSED IN ON
  • 12:01MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:AH!
  • 12:01Invader JibTilex: *smiles, puts fingers together and fires a laser at Ave*
  • 12:01MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Jumps out of the way of the gun's projectiles,getting hit a few of them*
  • Nightmare Lurk:ACK!
  • Smoke rises from N.Lurk's body,he grunts in a pain*
  • 12:02CravitusAve screeches, the laser hitting him in his gun-arm, and he fumbles with the firearm.
  • 12:02CravitusTo his dismay, the gun drops into the debris below, and he pulls back into the corridor, clutching his arm.
  • 12:03
  • 12:03Invader JibTilex: *throws a knife*
  • 12:03Mysteriousjillguy( i will edit n stuff
  • 12:03Invader JibTilex: *backs up and rolls into the computer room*


  • Cravitus
  • If he still had his complete antennae, Ave would've lost one as the knife sailed into the wall with a clang.
  • 12:04Invader JibTilex: *Growls and backs away*
  • 12:05MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Runs through the room,with nothing but his flashlight*
  • 12:05CravitusClutching his Arm, Averii remained in the corridor, contemplating his options.
  • -The entire base shakes again!-
  • 12:06Mysteriousjillguy
  • A machine from above falls below,damaged*
  • 12:06Invader JibTilex: *looks at some of the machines*
  • Tilex: Not sure..
  • 12:07Mysteriousjillguy
  • It knocks into the wall,completely destroying the staircase and causing the corridor to collaspe*
  • 12:07CravitusAve: "ACK!" He yelped, diving out into the air beyond the corridor, and flailing for a moment before dropping.
  • 12:08Mysteriousjillguy
  • The machine sparks,and falls apart,wires and parts hit the floor*
  • 12:09Invader JibTilex: Yeah he's probably deceased..
  • 12:09CravitusFortunately for him, Ave's spiderlegs cushioned his landing on the debris pile.
  • 12:09Mysteriousjillguy
  • The machine makes a small explosion,catching it on fire*
  • 12:09Cravitus(Out of curiousity,
  • (Where exactly is the machine
  • 12:09Mysteriousjillguy
  • The fire burns,revealing Averii in the pile*
  • 12:09Cravitus(Nevermind)
  • Ave jolted back, and pawed around quickly for the sidearm from earlier.
  • With a grimace, he yanked the worn weapon out of the pile, and attempted to back into the shadows.
  • 12:10Invader JibTilex: -Nevermind
  • 12:11Mysteriousjillguy( i gave averii fire to be surrounded by now he can be a bad-ASSUMED POSSIBLY 3RD DEGREE BURNED PERSON
  • Fire spreads throughout the room,several computers become horribly engulfed in the flames*
  • 12:12CravitusAve: "Frying pans and fires galore..." He muttered, shielding himself with his arm as best he could from the glare and heat.
  • 12:12Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nightmare Lurk runs further into the maze of machines,desperately looking for an exit*
  • 12:13CravitusAve: "Lurk, above you!" He spontaneously shouted, an idea crawling into his head.
  • 12:13Invader JibTilex: *Runs*
  • 12:13MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Turns around* WHAT?! WHO'S THERE-
  • 12:13CravitusAve leapt over the flame as soon as Lurk began to speak, and raised his good arm with the weapon in hand.
  • 12:14Mysteriousjillguy
  • The box containing zathar shakes around while Tilex holds it as he runs*
  • 12:14CravitusAve pulled the trigger, and yet another red-hot metal slug flew from the barrel at a few thousand feet per second.
  • 12:14MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Activates spider leg forcefield,closing his eyes*
  • The projectiles fly off the shield,Nightmare Lurk opens his eyes*
  • Nightmare Lurk:HA! YOUR WEAPON FAILED!
  • 12:15CravitusWith a growl, Ave's spiderlegs retracted, and the flare of a jetpack activated as he darted forward.
  • 12:15MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:Just like your mission assigned by your mistress. *Grins*
  • 12:15CravitusThen, Ave gave Lurk a rocket-assisted punch to the jaw.
  • 12:15MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:Ggngh! 0_0
  • Nightmare Lurk:OUAUGH-
  • 12:16CravitusAve: "For the love of whatever cruel being runs this universe," He hissed,
  • 12:16Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nightmare Lurk rolls onto the ground from the impact of the punch*
  • 12:16Invader JibTilex: *Tries fireing a laser while holding the box but in bounces off the wall*
  • 12:16CravitusAve: "Shut the hell up already, would you?!"
  • 12:16MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:Well then,when I'm finished with you,you can go find out who that being is...OR SOMETHING
  • 12:16CravitusAve followed up with a short burst of fire towards Tilex, and followed up with a kick to Lurk's gut.
  • -Suddenly, another rumble shakes the facility, and debris falls from the ceiling again!-
  • 12:17MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:OW!
  • Nightmare Lurk:AHHH!!
  • 12:17Invader JibTilex: ow s
  • Tilex: *Wipes off singed skin with a towel*
  • 12:17MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:Where did you get that towel-
  • 12:17CravitusNightmare Averii is consumed by a pile of rubble, apparently.
  • 12:17Mysteriousjillguy
  • A chunk of debris falls near Lurk*
  • Nightmare Lurk:AHHH!
  • Nightmare Lurk activates his spider legs,running forward*
  • The room begins to collaspe*
  • 12:18Invader JibTilex: *Jumps toward any form of exit*
  • 12:18CravitusA gunshot rings out again, landing dangerously close to Lurk.
  • 12:18Invader JibTilex: Boy this is a predicament
  • 12:19CravitusAve: "GET BACK HERE!" He screeched.
  • 12:19MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Runs forward,grumbling*
  • 12:19Invader JibTilex: *Runs
  • 12:20CravitusThe purple-eyed male followed in a blind rage, hissing as his spiderlegs worked overtime.
  • 12:20MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Looks toward a group of circle shaped hatch doors,he fires his spider legs at one of them*
  • The door explodes,Nightmare Lurk jumps into the chamber*
  • 12:20Invader JibTilex: *Jumps into the chambers as well*
  • 12:21CravitusWith a shout, Ave leaps at you, pistol raised in one last effort!
  • 12:21Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nightmare Lurk screams,raising his spider legs in an attempt to shield himself out of fear*
  • 12:21CravitusAve: "EAT SLAG, YOU M-" Suddenly, he is cut off as you hear a sharp whine and a purple-pink light.
  • 12:22MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:?
  • 12:22CravitusThe sidearm and a boot continue forward, and smack Lurk square in the face.
  • 12:22MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:Pink light-OW!
  • 12:22Invader JibTilex: Ah, I see he's evolved into a being of pure energy! How wonderful.
  • 12:22MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Looks at the light* OH GOD IT'S ZIK,RUN!
  • 12:23Cravitus-The base shakes much more violently as the light dissipates, Averii seeming to have dematerialized.-
  • 12:23Invader JibTilex: *Runs*
  • 12:23MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:..?
  • 12:23Invader JibTilex: Wait do I know who that is?
  • 12:23MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:He seems to have been vaporized...THATS GREAT!
  • 12:23Cravitus-Suddenly, the sharp whine returns!-
  • 12:24MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:We should leave. Now.
  • 12:24Cravitus-Another pink light, and a box seems to materialize out of it at your feet.-
  • 12:24Invader JibTilex: OH SWEET IRKUS, HE'S RETURNED TO CHEW ON OUR BONES!
  • 12:24MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Runs out of the chamber*
  • Nightmare Lurk:OH LOOK! A BOX!
  • Nightmare Lurk goes back,looking at the box*
  • 12:24Cravitus-The box entices you, and you feel an urge to open it.-
  • 12:24MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:Maybe it's the MIRROR THINGY! *Opens it*
  • 12:25CravitusA set of grenades about to detonate stare at you.
  • A note to the side says this:
  • 12:25MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Stares at the box,taking the time to read the note for no reason whatsoever*
  • 12:26Invader JibTilex: You know you've been standing next to those pre-explosion grenades for a long time-
  • 12:26Cravitus"To strange-haired scumbag, scytheboy, and that other guy; If you survive this, I'll kill you later."
  • 12:26MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*chucks the box out of the chamber*
  • 12:27CravitusThe box of explosives detonates violently mid-air, and the shockwave throws you rather far.
  • 12:27Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nightmare Lurk gathers a bunch of wrecked computers with his spider legs,and makes a barricade*
  • Nightmare Lurk flys back,hitting the wall of the chamber*
  • The poorly made barricade falls apart*
  • A huge hole in the ground outside the chamber is form,it smells like molten metal*
  • formed*
  • 12:29Invader JibTilex: So
  • 12:29MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:Well,I should be suffering from spinal trauma and loss of sight and hearing from that explosion,but I'm not,so let's go ahead.
  • Nightmare Lurk:*Walks over the crater with spider legs,humming*
  • 12:30Invader JibTilex: *Walks over it as well*
  • 12:30Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nightmare Lurk looks around,the ceiling creaks*
  • Nightmare Lurk:!
  • 12:30Cravitus-The base begins to rumble constantly, and you hear many, many dull thumps; almost like gunfire.-
  • 12:30MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:OF COURSE! THE ANSWER IS SO SIMPLE!
  • 12:31Invader JibTilex: Indeed, it comes as clear as uh-what is it again
  • 12:31MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:THE EXIT IS THE WAY WE CAME! THE DOCKING BAY!
  • Nightmare Lurk:Zathar was too stupid to figure that out.
  • Nightmare Lurk:This is your fault Zathar.
  • Nightmare Lurk:You're a terrible irken.
  • Nightmare Lurk:*Kicks the box*
  • Nightmare Lurk:So uh..the docking bay is..I think it's in the upper levels..and we're at the very bottom of this place..so uh..
  • Nightmare Lurk:How will we get up there..
  • 12:33Invader JibTilex: I'd suggest taking the elavators but I imagine at this point they'd explode inflicting horrible pain..
  • Tilex: Actually with that in mind,  I think we should take the elevators-
  • 12:33MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:The power's out,the elevators must be shutdown.
  • Nightmare Lurk:There's stairs somewhere..but I imagine that would take days to get to the upper levels.
  • 12:34Invader JibTilex: And they could be broken
  • 12:35MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:If only your powers were recharged,if only you had some kind of...resting period..or perhaps some kind of form of biological sustenance...something to consume
  • 12:35Cravitus(But he's been using laser beams the whole time)
  • 12:35Invader JibTilex: Huh..I dunno if I can fly though..
  • 12:35MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:..What is it called again? Something people eat..eh
  • 12:35Invader JibTilex: Odd, I wouldn't know..
  • 12:35Cravitus(plot twist: you could've used the doughnuts ave stole to recharge)
  • 12:35Mysteriousjillguy( i think tilex was using a gun after the part with the power thingy running out
  • ( n.lurk:[noises expressing anger]
  • 12:36CravitusThe doughnuts are the key to it all!
  • 12:36Mysteriousjillguy
  • Tilex steps in a rancid pile of nachos*
  • 12:36Cravitus(curses, forgot the (
  • 12:37MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:OH YEAH! FOOD!
  • Nightmare Lurk:CONSUME IT TILEX,QUICKLY
  • 12:37Invader JibTilex: Is it magical cursed food
  • Tilex: *Eats it off the ground*
  • 12:37Cravitus(You feel a pain similar to taco bell in your stomach. You immediately regret eating it.)
  • 12:39Invader JibTilex: *Finishes and wipes off mouth
  • Tilex: *Smiles* That was completely disgusting
  • 12:39Mysteriousjillguy( good lord crav we've been reminded of "x goes to tacobell" fanfics enough
  • ( oh god
  • ( "Zim goes to Krazy Taco"
  • ( EEECCHHH-
  • ( i'm going to guess that exists somewhere
  • 12:40Invader Jibbrb
  • 12:40Mysteriousjillguy( is the rp krusty krev appropriate so far
  • 12:41Cravitus(I have no idea how I've been doing this RP)
  • Invader Jib has left the chat. 
  • 12:41Cravitus(IE, good, bad, mediocore
  • 12:42Mysteriousjillguy( id say good
  • Invader Jib has joined the chat. 
  • 12:42Cravitus(the jiblets return)
  • 12:42Invader JibBack
  • 12:42Cravitus(Welcome back
  • 12:43Invader JibTilex: *Old nacho cheese drips off his mouth in the most disgusting way possible*
  • 12:43MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*shivers*
  • Nightmare Lurk:*Shoves a pile of stale cookies into his mouth he found somehow*
  • Nightmare Lurk:The sugar should give you energy and stuff.
  • 12:44Cravitus(Plot twist: soap in the cookies instead of sugar)
  • 12:45Invader JibTilex: But I wonder, do these powers grant flight?
  • 12:45MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:Also,HERE! Swallow this,it's a great source of IRON!
  • ( gasp
  • ( gir:stock evil laugh
  • 12:45Cravitus(iso is really gir
  • 12:45MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Shoves a machine part made of iron into Tilex's throat,it goes down,barely*
  • ravitus(one moment
  • 12:46Invader JibTilex: I can feel my organs being crushed into perfection
  • Tilex: ANYWAY
  • 12:46Cravitus( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El1BhIQFMfs
  • 12:47Invader JibTilex: *Starts putting hands and fingers together in formations*
  • Tilex: I believe I've lost the instruction manual
  • Tilex: *Starts putting his hands together more, and fingers*
  • Tilex: Come on..
  • Tilex: *Gets blasted into the wall*
  • Tilex: Uh
  • Nightmare Lurk:TILEX! Use your powers to uh..BLAST A HOLE IN THE...UH..CEILING..THROUGH THE FLOORS..to get us to the upper levels..or something
  • Nightmare Lurk:Then stretch your stupid arms to get us there.
  • Nightmare Lurk:Er...hands
  • Nightmare Lurk:Whatever.
  • 1:18Invader JibTilex: *Puts hands together, and they form a circle-like shape*
  • Tilex: *A laser begins to form*
  • Tilex: *Once finish, the laser blasts through several ceilings*
  • 1:19MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Grits teeth* Hurry.
  • Nightmare Lurk:GOOD
  • Nightmare Lurk:*Grabs Zathar's box and hops on his head*
  • 1:19Invader JibTilex: *Starts stretching his arms up*
  • Tilex: I'm afraid this may take a moment.
  • 1:19MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:STRETCH! MORE! YOU HORRIBLY MUTATED IRKEN!
  • Nightmare Lurk:*Facepalms*
  • 1:20Invader JibTilex: *Stretches faster*
  • Tilex: *Arms reach a high ceiling*
  • Tilex: This hurts-
  • They are both slung up*
  • 1:21MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:Try shooting a laser below you,it might propel us up.
  • 1:21Invader JibTilex: *Puts fingers down and fires a laser below him*
  • 1:21MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Grabs tightly onto Tilex's antennae,holding the box with a spider leg*
  • The laser creates an explosion below them,sending them forward into the air*
  • Nightmare Lurk:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
  • 1:22Invader JibTilex: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS AMAZING *They come closer and closer to the ceiling*
  • 1:22Mysteriousjillguy(ok so i guess that should have drained tilex's powers for now
  • Nightmare Lurk:*jumps off,holding the box*
  • Nightmare Lurk lands onto the floor,face first*
  • 1:23Invader JibTilex: *Falls onto the ground*
  • Tilex: *Slowly gets back up*
  • 1:23Mysteriousjillguy
  • Fire shoots out of gigantic hole,hitting the ceiling*
  • Nightmare Lurk:*Gets up,both eyes missing*
  • Nightmare Lurk:SUCCESS! WE DID IT!
  • 1:24Invader JibTilex: Uhhh
  • 1:24MysteriousjillguyNightmare Officer:INCORRECT! YOU FAILED HORRIBLY!
  • Tons of nightmare irkens aim their weapons at Tilex and Lurk*
  • Nightmare Lurk:What? IMPOSSIBLE
  • Nightmare Lurk looks for his eyes,and grabs them,pushing them into his sockets*
  • 1:25Invader JibTilex: Is this the part where we commit suicide? I was waiting-
  • 1:25MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*blinks,rubbing eyes*
  • Nightmare Lurk:*Gasps in horror*
  • 1:25Cravitus-Suddenly, another series of thumps shakes the base extremely violently! You hear explosions from all around.-
  • 1:26Mysteriousjillguy
  • A familar podium floats down,with two important irkens on it*
  • 1:26Invader JibTilex: Hey look it's
  • 317: Just kill both of them brutally
  • 1:27MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:COMMANDER 317! AND CLOD!
  • 1:27Invader JibNightmare Clod: Yeah
  • 1:27MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:WAIT! What's that ground shaking?
  • Officer2: Thats kind of creepy,sir.
  • The 3rd officer shoots the 2nd one,killing him*
  • Officer2:*stock scream,falls off the podium*
  • 1:28Invader Jib317: Fortunately we're safe on our podiums
  • 317: Anyway, why are these two still alive?
  • 1:29MysteriousjillguyEngineer:SIR! SOMEONE'S ATTACKING THE STATION!
  • 1:29Invader Jib317: *Narrows eyes* And wasn't there supposed to be a third one..
  • 317: WHAT
  • 1:29Cravitus(cough rumbling cough)
  • 1:30Invader Jib317: QUICK *Talks into a microphone* ACTIVATE THE BATTLE TURRETS AND DEFENSE SHIPS
  • 1:30MysteriousjillguyEngineer:HUNDREDS OF THEM! THE-THERE'S TONS OF UNIDENTIFIED DRONES N STUFF! AND SOMEONE'S SHIP IS IN THE STATION!
  • Officer:The power's out.
  • 1:30Invader Jib317: Yes, it's been out for THREE HOURS, WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT
  • 1:30Cravitus-Suddenly, you hear a massive screech and screaming as metal gives way to your general left!-
  • 1:30MysteriousjillguyScientist:Yes,I'm afraid we've been using backup emergency power to run the "special rooms",as you ordered.
  • Nightmare Lurk:?!
  • Nightmare Lurk:What was that..?
  • 1:31Invader JibTilex: ...*Stabs one of the officers and does flips in another direction*
  • 1:31Cravitus-The wall gives in, and the smashed remains of a Shuvver are revealed.-
  • 1:31MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:?!
  • 1:32Invader JibTilex: QUICK RUN IN AN ALTERNATE DIRECTION
  • 1:32MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*runs*
  • Several officers fire at Nightmare Lurk*
  • Nightmare Lurk takes cover behind a control console machine thingy*
  • 1:33Invader JibTilex: *crouches behind a blockage*
  • 1:33Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nightmare Lurk's spider legs come out,firing at the officers*
  • Debris from the smashed wall crushes some of the officers*
  • 1:34Invader JibTilex: *Fires one last magical laser*
  • 1:34MysteriousjillguyNightmare Officer:WHY IS THERE DAMAGED SHUVVER HERE?! WHO DID THIS?!
  • Nightmare Officer:I DEMAND ANSWERS!
  • 1:35Cravitus-Stencilled on a semi-intact plate of the Shuvver is a strangely familiar symbol, invoking images of Pirates to the untrained eye.-
  • 1:35MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:Oh no...NO
  • 1:36Cravitus -The base rocks again, it's attackers continuing their bombardment.-
  • 1:36MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! THEM?! HERE?! WHY NOW?!
  • 1:36Invader JibNightmare Clod: THAT"S..NOT WHAT MATTERS RIGHT NOW!
  • 1:36MysteriousjillguyNightmare Officer:Well,whoever it belongs too is kind of destroying the base..
  • 1:36Invader JibNightmare Clod: The point is they're going to cause irreversible damage if they're allowed to contiue!
  • Tilex: I think we're making improvements, if you ask me
  • 1:37MysteriousjillguyOfficer: I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO SPEAK,TRAITOR!
  • Screaming at Tilex*
  • Invader Jib317: ......
  • Some ships come into orbit and try to defend against the attackers*
  • 1:39Mysteriousjillguy
  • Robotic drones emerge from the wrecked shuvver,attacking the soldiers*
  • Officers fire at them,damaging the shuvver a bit*
  • Nightmare Lurk runs toward the shuvver during the chaos*
  • 1:40Invader JibTilex: *Runs as well*
  • 1:41MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Spider legs fire a laser into one of the Shuvver's wrecked pods,making a large hole*
  • Nightmare Lurk jumps into the pod*
  • 1:41Cravitus(Are there any viewports in the area? As in can they see outside the base?)
  • 1:41Invader JibTilex: *Jumps into the pod as well*
  • 1:41Mysteriousjillguy(Maybe a TV screen or something
  • 1:42Cravitus-Within the Shuvver Pod, you find something suspiciously shaped like explosives packed among more inactive or damaged machinery.-
  • 1:42MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:..?
  • 1:42Cravitus-However, they seem to remain inactive for now.-
  • 1:42Invader JibTilex: Something tells me that isn't good
  • 1:42MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Sees one of the symbols of Averii's crew,shivering*
  • 1:42Invader JibTilex: Hm..
  • 1:43MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Traumatic memories of his crew flood into his mind,he sweats*
  • Flashbacks of Nightmare Lurk being arrested,and then being put on a dissection table appear*
  • Nightmare Lurk:...N-NO
  • 1:43Cravitus-Gunfire continues outside the wreck as you do.. Stuff.-
  • 1:43MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Picks up a weapon,firing it out of rage*
  • Nightmare Lurk:THIS ISNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!
  • 1:44Invader JibTilex: Uh
  • 1:44Cravitus-Suddenly, the lights and machines come to life as you hear the click of grenades and explosives coming online!-
  • 1:44MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:Th-THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD! ARRESTED! EXECUTED! DEACTIVATED! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD DEAD!
  • 1:44CravitusAI: "ATTENTION IMPERIAL SCUM, YOU'VE GOT TWELVE SECONDS TO LIVE."
  • 1:45Invader JibTilex: UHHHHHHH
  • 1:45MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Fires his weapon everywhere,out of blind rage*
  • 1:45CravitusAI: "TEN."
  • 1:45Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nightmare Lurk whacks the AI with his gun*
  • 1:45Cravitus-Drones within begin to attack!-
  • 1:45Mysteriousjillguy
  • His spider legs come out,stabbing the AI*
  • 1:45Invader JibTilex: *Starts climbing out of the drone, and tries to pull him out*
  • 1:45CravitusAI: "EI-EIGHT-T-FIVE-"
  • 1:45Invader Jib
  • pod
  • 1:46Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nightmare Lurk throws the AI drone out of the ship,he continues firing*
  • Nightmare lurk:LET GO OF ME TILEX! YOU HIDEOUS FOOL!
  • 1:46Cravitus-The AI's countdown stops! However... The clicking of the explosives continues as they begin to whirr menacingly.-
  • 1:46MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:GO MAKE SURE 317'S BLOOD IS SPILLED,DO NOT LEAVE A NIGHTMARE IRKEN HERE STILL BREATHING,MAKE SURE YOU-
  • Nightmare Lurk:*Gasps,antennae go up*
  • 1:47Invader JibTilex: *Shrugs* *Lets go of him*
  • 1:47MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Jumps out of the pod,running away from the ship*
  • 1:47Invader JibTilex: *Runs*
  • 1:47Mysteriousjillguy
  • A large television screen displays the outside of the station,while its being attacked*
  • 1:47Cravitus-Moments later, despite a slight delay due to the AI being ripped out...-
  • 1:48MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*stares at the screen,sweating nervously*
  • The officers are still attacking the drones,one of them fires a laser at 317*
  • 1:48Cravitus-The entire station seems to shake violently as the Drone-Shuvver detonates, tearing holes through multiple decks and sending massive chunks of hull plating everywhere.-
  • 1:48MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:AHHH!
  • 1:49Cravitus-However, Lurk seems unaffected, transfixed on the outside.-
  • 1:49Mysteriousjillguy( oh-
  • ( nvm then
  • A chunk of debris hits the screen,shutting it off*
  • Nightmare Lurk:*Antennae go up*
  • 1:50Invader JibTilex: *Steps back and forth*
  • Tilex: We need an immediate escape tickets, for this unfortunate pickle...
  • 1:50Mysteriousjillguy
  • The wall ahead collaspes,revealing a large dome shaped room*
  • 1:51Invader JibTilex: ...
  • 1:51Mysteriousjillguy
  • It's gigantic,tons of scientists are inside it on computers,large hover vehicles float in it,holding technical droids*
  • A large,ring shaped warpgate is in the room's center,lit up with red,bright lights*
  • 1:53Invader JibTilex: Hm..
  • 1:54Mysteriousjillguy
  • An alarm blairs*
  • 1:55Cravitus(Merciful krevtus)
  • (Krev has to brb for bed)
  • (Sorry, will be back in moments on phone)
  • 1:55Mysteriousjillguy"INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT! ROUGE NIGHTMARES SPOTTED"
  • ( will you still rp?
  • ( or phonesanity
  • 1:55Invader JibTilex: RUN RUN RUUN
  • 1:56Cravitus(RP attempt from phone)
  • (Now brb)
  • 1:56Mysteriousjillguy( ok
  • ( good luck


  • Mysteriousjillguy
  • More robotic drones enter the room,attacking whatever they see*
  • 2:06Invader JibTilex: *Eyes close on the teleporter device*
  • Tilex: So uh this is a longshot but
  • Tilex: That big circle thing might send us somewhere


  • MysteriousjillguyScientist:BUT SIR! IT'S NOT ENTIRELY READY YET-
  • 2:20Invader Jib317: *Swings laser sword at Nightmare Lurks head*
  • 2:21MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Ducks,barely*
  • Nightmare Lurk:GAH!
  • Nightmare Lurk:*Runs*
  • Officer:No more running for you! *Fires shock spear at him*
  • Nightmare Lurk:*Gets hit,falling over in pain*
  • 2:21Invader Jibbrb plug in computer charger
  • 2:22Mysteriousjillguy( ok pause
  • Cravitus has left the chat. 
  • 2:22Invader JibBacl
  • back
  • 2:22Mysteriousjillguy( h
  • Cravitus has joined the chat. 
  • 2:22Mysteriousjillguy( i think krev's phone is messing up
  • 2:23Invader Jib317: *Walks toward Nightmare Lurk, with a menacing look*


  • Cravitus(Just panicky discovery evasion
  • (Sorry
  • 2:23Invader Jib
  • eh
  • 2:23Cravitus(Wasn't 317 already at him
  • 2:24Mysteriousjillguy( He tried to run
  • ( but got hit by a shock staff from an officer
  • 2:24Invader Jib317: *Talks on walk-talke*
  • 2:24Cravitus(Phone skipped stuff
  • 2:24Invader Jib317: Yes, make sure you KEEP looking
  • 2:24MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Groans*
  • 2:25Invader Jib317: And uh...yeah..Okay..
  • 317: *Turns off walk-talkee*
  • 2:25Mysteriousjillguy
  • The Nightmare scientists desperately press buttons on the control panels,the portal activates*
  • Officers fire at the robot drones,they're everywhere*
  • 2:25Invader Jib317: *Steps in front of Nightmare Lurk*
  • 2:25Cravitus-The base shakes again, and the metal around you creaks sickeningly for a moment.-
  • 2:25Mysteriousjillguy
  • Robot drones fly all over the room,shooting lasers at targets*
  • 2:25Invader Jib317: *Pulls up laser sword, and swings it down and Nightmare Lurk's head*
  • at
  • 2:26MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*PAK spider legs comes out,deflecting it,but becoming damaged in the process*
  • ( i gotz an idea
  • ( maybe tilex should handle 317 while n lurk fights averii
  • 2:27Invader JibTilex: *Runs from the back*
  • 2:27MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:TILEX! TAKE CARE OF 317!
  • 2:27Invader Jib317: Gah...MAKE SURE THEY DON'T REACH THE PORTAL, AT ALL COSTS-
  • 2:27Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nightmare Lurk stuffs an old cheesburger in Tilex's mouth,along with whatever sugary,fatty foods he found previously from his PAK*
  • 2:27Invader JibTilex: *Gets on top of him, and they tumble*
  • 2:28Mysteriousjillguy
  • Scientists continue pressing buttons,desperately*
  • 2:28Cravitus(Hamburger pls
  • 2:28Invader JibTilex: *Holds him down by extending his shoulders, and starts punching him in the face*
  • 2:28Mysteriousjillguy
  • The portal switches from various dimensions and locations in space and time,including a quick cameo of the vohhedrion dimension*
  • 2:28Invader Jib317: GAH
  • 317: *Hits Tilex in the arm*
  • Tilex: *While his left arm is damaged, he repeatedly stabs 317*
  • 2:30Mysteriousjillguy
  • The portal begins to spark,red electricity comes from it,going in random directions*
  • Nightmare Lurk:*Shoots a few officers,killing them*
  • 2:30Invader JibTilex: *Stabs 317 in the face*
  • 317: *Blood drips off his face, but he forces himself to get up*
  • Tilex: *Looks over at the portal in the only oppurtunity*
  • 317: No No No No NO
  • 2:33Cravitus-Suddenly, a bright light and a loud whine return, and something materializes before Lurk!-
  • Averii: "Oh, yes!" Cackled Ave, clad in some heavier armor.
  • 2:35MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:AHHHH!
  • Nightmare Lurk:*Whacks Averii with the sharp part of his gun*
  • 2:36CravitusAverii recoiled, and countered with a boot to the gut.
  • CravitusAverii: "I've had just about enough of you!" He snarled, drawing his foot back as he drew a shockspear.
  • 11:26MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Fires gun at Averii rapidly,backing away*
  • 11:27Invader JibTilex: *Gets shot in the foot by 317, and continues lookin for a way to get the portal working*
  • 11:27CravitusAve hissed, dropping low before springing to the side.
  • 11:27MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Spider legs come out,and jumps onto another podium*
  • 11:27Invader Jib317: ALL OF YOU, STOP THEM!
  • More nightmare Irkens being surrounding the area*
  • 11:27CravitusAverii: "Oh, running, are we?" He laughed, somewhat unhinged.
  • 11:27Mysteriousjillguy
  • Guards attack Tilex with shockspears*
  • 11:28CravitusSuddenly, his own PAK-Legs sprung out as he ignored the approaching Imperials, and he pursued.
  • 11:28MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:NO! Of course not!
  • 11:28Invader JibTilex: *Hisses and Jumps on one of them, brutally scratching their face*
  • 11:28Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nightmare Lurk jumped backward,landing on another podium*
  • 11:28CravitusAve: "You blew my COVER," He hissed, the spear crackling with energy where Lurk stood only moments ago.
  • 11:28MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:Just getting far away enough to SHOOT YOU!
  • 11:28CravitusHe leapt after them, ignoring his rant.
  • 11:29MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Fires gun at his spear*
  • 11:29Invader JibTilex: *Jumps off the gaurd and scurries to another area, being chased by the aformentioned gaurds*
  • 11:29CravitusAve: "Ruined my MISSION!" He screeched, throwing the damaged weapon at Lurk like a missile.
  • It exploded in a crackly, electronic blast of pink light, and shrapnel continued towards Lurk.
  • 11:29MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Gets hit by the damaged spear,stumbling*
  • (oh wait nvm
  • Nightmare Lurk:*Grunts,shielding his face with his arms and spider legs,being cut by the shrapnel*
  • 11:30CravitusAve: "AND THEN THAT HORRIBLE HAIR!" He growled, drawing a more ornate Laser Pistol and taking aim.
  • -Suddenly, the Base shook again, and Averii stumbled, the laser firing off and blasting one of Lurk's feet instead of his head!-
  • 11:31Invader Jib
  • The guards get closer and closer to closing in on Tilex*
  • 11:31MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:AGH!
  • Nightmare Lurk held onto his foot in pain,smoke rised from it*
  • Nightmare Lurk:Grgggh..
  • 11:31CravitusAve snarled, and raised a hand to his helmet's Commset.
  • Averii: "Lay off on the shipcrackers, for a minute!"
  • 11:32MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Fires his gun at the hovering podium Averii is standing on,smoke rises from it*
  • 11:32CravitusA garbled, audible voice echoed from the headset, and he refocused.
  • Ave: "...You missed!" He laughed.
  • 11:33Mysteriousjillguy
  • It begins to malfunction,sparks rise from it*
  • The podium explodes*
  • 11:33CravitusThe remains dropped, and Ave fell with it, hissing all the way.
  • 11:33MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:HA!
  • 11:34CravitusHowever, a metallic appendage hooked onto the edge of Lurk's platform.
  • 11:34MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:Errr uhh...BYE AVERII,THANKS FOR THE-..wait no..that's not right..uh..SE YOU IN HE-...Y'know what just forget it.
  • 11:34CravitusThen, with a roar, Ave swung up from behind, PAK-jets flaring, somewhat scorched.
  • 11:34MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:AH!
  • The portal begins to malfunction,and emit light blue electricity*
  • 11:34CravitusAve: "I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANTENNAE LEFT, AND YOUR VOICE IS SO ANNOYING I CAN'T EVEN-"
  • 11:35Mysteriousjillguy
  • It begins to shake violently,making loud grinding noises*
  • 11:35Invader JibTilex: *Jumps onto the surface of the portal in a last effort*
  • 11:35Mysteriousjillguy
  • A guard shoots at Averii and Nightmare Lurk from another podium*
  • 11:35CravitusAve: *Unintelligible angry growling, returns fire after kneeing Lurk in the groin.*
  • 11:36Mysteriousjillguy
  • One of N.Lurk's spider legs snap in half from the guard's gunfire*
  • Nightmare Lurk stumbles from the horrible groin kick,grunting*
  • Nightmare Lurk:*Punches Averii in the face*
  • 11:37CravitusAve growled, pushed over onto the floor by the force of the hit but relatively protected by the metal helmet.
  • 11:37Invader JibTilex: *Growls at guards attempting to remove him from the portal, and scurries around it*
  • 11:37Cravitus
  • Then, he sucked in air, and pushed himself off as he raised his legs, springing both his combat boots into Lurk's unprotected face.
  • 11:40Invader Jib317: WHY ARE THEY STILL ALIVE?! THEY'RE OUTNUMBERED COUNTLESSLEY
  • 11:40Cravitus(did they go to the stormtrooper marksman academy)
  • (also there's still shuvverdrones
  • ( http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/264/d/0/zim_mars_probe_by_roboticgolem-d803aq5.png
  • 11:41Invader JibOffier: Sir WE'RE BEING ATTACKED CAN YOU WAIT A MINUTE
  • 317: *Growls* Fine
  • 11:41MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:OW! *Flails hand around in pain from the hard metal helmet*
  • 11:42Cravitus(a bit of a delay there, wouldn't you say)
  • (also ave sprung off the floor and kicked lurk in the face with both metal combat boots)
  • 11:42Mysteriousjillguy
  • The portal begins to emite smoke,it sparks more*
  • The portal emits a blue field of energy,engulfing the entire room*
  • The gravity in the room distorts,objects begin to float in the air*
  • 11:43CravitusAve: "What is this-"
  • Ave shot a glance at some of the scientists and officers present as he instinctively deployed his thrusters.
  • 11:44MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Holds his head,bleeding*
  • 11:44Invader JibTilex: YESSS *fights with a guard to hold off*
  • Tilex: Oh wait
  • 11:44CravitusAve: "...Almighty Tallest, what on Irk were these Imperials doing?!"
  • 11:44Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nightmare Lurk jumps onto Averii,using the lack of gravity to his advantage*
  • 11:44CravitusAve: "Hm-?!"
  • Ave: "Get off of me, you runt!"
  • 11:45MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Bites into his arm,desperately trying to slow him down*
  • 11:45CravitusAve: "SWEET MERCIFUL TALLEST, GET OFF YOU DISEASED-"
  • 11:45Invader JibTilex: *Wards off most of the guards due to the low gravity, biting one of them in the neck*
  • 11:46MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:TILEX! GET THAT THING SET ON NIGHTMARE ZENDRA 4! HURRY!
  • 11:46CravitusSuddenly, they smack into the ceiling, their momentum continuing to carry them away from the portal.
  • Ave growled, and drew his Laser Pistol again, and rammed it against Lurk's skull.
  • 11:46MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:ERGH-
  • Nightmare Lurk:*Grabs the pistol,and bangs it on his head*
  • 11:47Cravitus(Who's head, to be clear?)
  • 11:47Mysteriousjillguy( Averii's
  • 11:47CravitusAve: "GRGH!"
  • 11:47Invader JibTilex: *Stretches arms towards the control panels*
  • Tilex: Ennnngh
  • 11:47Mysteriousjillguy
  • A robot drone crashes into them both,knocking Nightmare Lurk off him*
  • 11:48CravitusAve brought his metal-encased head back at Lurk's, smashing the Elite-grade Plate into his skull, and yanking his gun back.
  • 11:48MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Holds onto head in pain,spinning away from Averii from the drone*
  • 11:48CravitusAve tumbled away angrily, somewhat disoriented as he flailed for a moment.
  • 11:48MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Covered in bruises and cuts,bleeding*
  • 11:48CravitusThen, he raised a hand to his Commset.
  • 11:49Invader JibTilex: *Manages to reach the control panel, and begins configuring it*
  • 11:49MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:*Holding Averii's other pistol,he fires repeatedly at Averii,hoping to get a shot*
  • 11:49CravitusAve: "Mit! Beam the Planet-Cracker in!" A pause. "YES, YOU GET TO BLOW UP ALL OF IT."
  • 11:49Invader Jib317: *Scrambles towards the portal*
  • 11:50CravitusA slug suddenly caught Ave in the shoulderplate, sending him into a spin as he started to hiss and screech angrily.
  • 11:50MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:YOU'RE NOT GETTING OUT OF HERE ALIVE AVERII!
  • 11:50CravitusSuddenly, a bright pink light dematerialized Averii, and in his place sat a very, very large explosive-looking device.
  • 11:50Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nightmare Lurk lands on the ceiling,and jumps off,propeling himself toward Averii*
  • Nightmare Lurk:WHAT THE?!
  • Nightmare Lurk:*Screams,kicking the device forward*
  • away from him
  • 11:51CravitusThe Device clanged towards 317, seamless and noiseless, save for a telltale clicking.
  • 11:51Mysteriousjillguy
  • Nightmare Lurk "swims" toward Tilex,panting*
  • 11:51Invader Jib317: .....What
  • 11:52MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:HURRY UP AND CONFIGURE IT! THIS PLACE IS GOING TO EXPLODE!
  • 11:52Invader JibTilex: But where does our prefered destination lay-
  • CravitusIt's a 'Planet-Cracker'. Doesn't look like it can be opened. Likely doesn't have a long timer. Perhaps you can kick it through the portal.
  • 11:52Invader JibTilex: *Barely manages to press a buttion*
  • 11:53Mysteriousjillguy
  • The portal emits another field of energy,the gravity in the room becomes much stronger*
  • Every object in the air slams onto the floor*
  • Nightmare Lurk:EUGH!
  • 11:53Invader Jib317: ALL OF YOU, SECURE ALL IMPORTANT AND NECASSARORY RESOURCES, THIS IS NOT A DRILL
  • 11:54CravitusThe planet-cracker smacked onto the ground with a worrying thud, shaking the very deck.
  • A low whine began to build, and an overly-cheerful voice came from it.
  • 11:54Mysteriousjillguy
  • The portal begins to start sucking anything near into it,dust and small objects get sucked into it*
  • 11:55Invader Jib317: *Runs, while a couple unfortunate engineers/soldiers are forced to try to disable the device*
  • 11:55CravitusBomb: "LADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND IMPERIAL SCUMBAGS; THE ARRAAKEEN WRAITHS BID YOU AN EXPLOSIVE FUNERAL."
  • 11:55Mysteriousjillguy
  • Averii's pistol left on the floor gets sucked into the portal*
  • 11:55CravitusThe bomb suddenly surged with electricity, shocking the few attempting to screw with it.
  • 11:55MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:CURSE YOU AVERII!
  • 11:56CravitusBomb-Tech 92: "GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!"
  • 11:56MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:QUICK! MAYBE WE CAN THROW IT INTO THE PORTAL!
  • 11:56Invader Jib
  • Many ships begin fleeing the station, carrying most important things out of it*
  • 11:56CravitusBomb-Tech 34: "WHAT THE UGLY GUY SAID!"
  • Bomb-Tech 62: "No, cut the red wire!"
  • 11:56Mysteriousjillguy
  • The portal's control consle begins to spark,malfunctioning*
  • 11:57CravitusBomb-Tech 92: "THERE IS NO RED WIRE!" *Unintelligible screams of horror.*
  • 11:57MysteriousjillguyComputer:MALFUNCTION! ERROR! ERROR! PORTAL NEARING CRITICAL DANGER LEVEL
  • Bomb-Tech 96:DID YOU TRY THE PURPLE ONE?!
  • 11:57CravitusBomb: "EHAHAHAHAHAHA, THANKS FOR BEING OUR FIREWORKS!" Cackled the machine's prerecorded message.
  • 11:57Invader JibTilex: I am ready to explode-
  • 11:58CravitusBomb-Tech 34: "Just shove it into the porta-AAAAUGH!"
  • The Bomb-Tech drops down, twitching and spasming as electricity flows through him. Probably shouldn't touch the bomb with your hands.
  • 11:58Invader JibTilex: I suppose now is the time we get ready to get our flesh blown into a hundred pieces
  • 11:59CravitusBomb: "TWENTY, NINETEEN, EIGHTEEN..."
  • Bomb-Tech 92: "Screw this, I'm going home!"
  • 11:59Mysteriousjillguy
  • The portal begins to suck more things into it,several guards fly into it*
  • 11:59Invader JibBomb-Tech 45: *Tries picking up the bomb with a shovel like device, but it keeps slipping off*
  • 12:00Mysteriousjillguy
  • The portal goes through random locations and dimensions,and begins to emit a bright,blue light*
  • Nightmare Lurk:*Flies toward the portal,but quickly holds onto the control panel as it begins to pull things toward it*
  • 12:00CravitusBomb-Tech 62: "HEAVE!" He shouted, attempting to shoulder-shove it in before screaming in pain.
  • Bomb-Tech 62 was promptly sucked into the portal, but unfortunately was shredded into many tiny pieces by the massive forces generated.
  • 12:03Invader JibNightmare Clod: *Over an intercom* WE REGERT TO INFORM YOU EVERY ATTEMPT TO SAVE THIS THING HAS FAILED MISERABLY. EVACUATE THE STATION, AND WE HOPE YOUR LIFE IS HORRIBLE IN EVERY WAY
  • Regret
  • 12:04MysteriousjillguyScientist4:NO! WE CAN'T GIVE UP NOW! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE WORKED ON THIS MACHINE?!
  • The scientist wears a strange mask of some sort,along with a cloaked uniform*
  • 12:04CravitusBomb-Tech 92, in the distance: "Oh, come on! My ship's been impounded!"
  • Bomb-Tech 92: "I don't want to explode today!"
  • 12:06Invader JibTilex: Now, I shall return to my true form as floating flesh chunks
  • CravitusBomb: "-SEVEN, SIX, FIVE..."
  • 12:06Mysteriousjillguy
  • The portal stops on a moon orbiting a desert planet of some sort,glows incredibly bright*
  • The control panel platform breaks,flying into the portal,with Nightmare Lurk and Tilex on it*
  • 12:07CravitusBomb: "-FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE. THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD."
  • 12:07MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:AHHHHH!
  • 12:07Cravitus-The bomb Springs Up, sprouting all kinds of horrible, glowing explosive looking things as it screeches, and is suddenly sucked through the portal as well.
  • 12:07Mysteriousjillguy
  • Several bomb tech irkens get sucked into it as well*
  • The bomb explodes inside the portal,causing shrapnel to fly everywhere,inside and out of the portal*
  • The planet-cracker bomb flies toward an unknown planet somewhere from a portal*
  • 12:10CravitusMeanwhile, on the small world, a young, one-day Invader stands peacefully.
  • 12:10CravitusThen, as he simply itches himself, the world explodes, the unfortunate target of the displaced planet-cracker.
  • Nightmare Lurk and Tilex are on the surface of the moon,badly injured*
  • 12:21MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:EUgghh..
  • Nightmare Lurk's bubble helmet activates*
  • Nightmare Lurk struggles to get up,his legs missing*
  • 12:22Invader JibTilex: *Activates a bubble helmet as well apparently*
  • 12:22Mysteriousjillguy
  • The two are in a crater on the moon*
  • 12:22Invader JibTilex: Huh...Either this is limbo or we actually survived
  • 12:22MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:OH! Wonderful! Thanks to Averii,I LOST MY LEGS!
  • 12:23CravitusMeanwhile, in the station, as shrapnel and blood begins to cool, a pair of suspiciously lurk-like legs lay steaming and partially roasted.
  • 12:23MysteriousjillguyNightmare Lurk:HE'LL PAY FOR THIS! I'll...RIP OFF HIS LEGS! No..ALL OF HIS LIMBS! Then,I'll force him to recite Earth poetry with STUBBY,FAKE LIMBS GLUED TO HIS BODY!
  • 12:24Invader JibTilex: *Looks around*
  • 12:24Mysteriousjillguy
  • A burnt cardboard box lays next to Tilex*
  • Nightmare Lurk:*Horrible screaming noises expressing anger*
  • 12:24Invader JibTilex: I
  • 12:24CravitusMeanwhile, on Hobo 13, a misassigned Irken Invader's antennae perked up.
  • Averii (Prime): "...Did someone just make a death-threat at me?"
  • 12:24Invader JibTilex: I'm not sure that third guy survived
  • Tilex: ..*Shrugs*
  • 12:25Mysteriousjillguy
  • Zathar's body is badly damaged*
  • Nightmare Lurk:It's clear we're going to need..err...*Looks at now nonexistant legs*..replacements.
  • Meanwhile,in the station*
  • 12:26Invader Jib
  • A few Nightmare Irkens rise from the ground*
  • Nightmare Irken 1: We're not dead!
  • 12:26MysteriousjillguyGuard:Augh..I think I've broken my spine.
  • Tons of nightmare irken corpses surround the area*
  • 12:26Invader JibNightmare Irken 2: Yeah, but they abandoned us completely
  • Nightmare Irken 1: Hooray...
  • 12:27CravitusTechnician 24601: "...I smell Vort-Dogs. Anyone else smell that?"
  • Lurks legs are steaming from the Portal chopping them off*
  • 12:27MysteriousjillguyScientistguy:Idiots.
  • 12:28Invader Jib317: *Lowers his podium back towards the portal*
  • 12:28Mysteriousjillguy
  • The scientist takes his hood off,revealing him to be Drogg *
  • 12:28Invader Jib317: *Notices it's heavily damaged state, due the explosion*
  • 12:28MysteriousjillguyDrogg: *Looks at the portal,smirking*
  • 12:29Invader Jib317: Well then..
  • 12:29Mysteriousjillguy
  • It's location is set on the desert planet in Z-14,with the moon Lurk and Tilex are on orbiting it*
  • The portal flickers,and slowly closes*
  • It condenses into a ball of blue light,and closes completely*
  • 12:30Invader Jib317: *Makes a fist, frowning*
  • 12:31MysteriousjillguyDrogg:Salvage the portal's wreckage,and make sure you extract any data left undamaged on it.
  • Scientist:Yes sir.
  • Nightmare Irkens walk toward the portal,attempting to salave anything left still working from the portal's insides*
  • 12:32Cravitus
  • Lurks Legs continue to sizzle deliciously.*
  • 12:32Mysteriousjillguy
  • A communicator in 317's pocket bleeps*
  • beeps
  • 12:33Invader Jib317: *Answers the communicator*
  • 12:34MysteriousjillguyCommunicator:Did anything from the portal survive? *A mechanical,distorted voice speaks*
  • 12:34Invader Jib317: Most of the data, some wires and some power-related things.
  • 12:34MysteriousjillguyCommunicator:Good..You have not ENTIRELY failed me 317.
  • Communicator:Report to the homeworld,we have things to discuss.
  • 12:35Invader Jib317: *Flies away on the podium, towards the exit*
  • 12:36MysteriousjillguyCommunicator: RED signing out.
  • The communicator shuts off*
  • Drogg:*Looks at the portal,grinning maliciously*
  • Drogg:The Invasion has begun.
  • Meanwhile,SOMEWHERE IN SPACE*
  • 12:38
  • Cravitus
  • Ave: "...Mit, status on the bomb?" He asked, growing more and more bored by the minute, adjusting the bandages on his feet.
  • Mit: "Well, it says it blew up. Scanner detected a bit of radiation, but... I dunno."
  • Averii, Shipmaster of the Revenant, commander of the Arraakeen Wraiths, groaned in annoyance.
  • Ave: "Right, then. How about the drones? Can we get in close to finish that rock?"
  • Suddenly, in the darkened ready-room, the door slid open.
  • ???: "Go back? Why? You forget something, Shipmaster?" She asked, sarcasm dripping from her voice at his title. "We've already lost enough."
  • Averii: "Oh, come on!" He complained. "We can't leave this job half-finished, Enn!"
  • Entra scowled at him from hunder her hood, her blue eyes glaring imaginary holes through him for a moment, stepping in and aside as another figure strode in, beaming as triumphantly as his implanted rangefinders did.
  • 12:43Mysteriousjillguy
  • A generic nightmare alien crew member begins to sweat,trembling from the sound of Entra's voice*
  • Crew Member:*Whispers to Averii* If anyone asks,this is your fault.
  • 12:43Cravitus
  • Ave shot the crewman a glance for a moment.
  • Entra: "Luckily, we did in fact salvage a few things," She cracked a small grin, and looked to Lek as he shrugged indifferently. Averii's gun-arm twitched, still sore from the rest of the incursions.
  • Lek: "No offense, but after you screwed up, we just beamed whatever we could aboard. Plenty of nice toys. Didn't nab the snacks, though; we tried to board for 'em, but those drones put up a mean fight... For brainless freaks, anyway."
  • Entra: "Those the doughnuts would've been a nice bonus." She scowled at him once more, this time more half-heartedly.
  • 12:44Mysteriousjillguy
  • The crew member runs away, seemingly unnoticed*
  • 12:44CravitusSuddenly, Entra grew alert once more.
  • Entra: "COMPUTER! SEAL SECTOR 114-A, AND VENT TO SPACE."
  • Through the viewscreen, if one looked, they'd see the silent, tumbling form of the unfortunate crew member from moments ago.
  • Ave grimaced, and sighed in annoyance. "That man was one of my finest cooks, I'll have you know..."
  • Entra barely batted an eyelash at it. "So what? Now... HELM! Set course for Home, Arraak Prime!"
  • Averii: "MAKE IT SO!" He shouted after. Entra shot him a glance once more, this time more tired and annoyed than the rest as Lek chuckled.
  • Meanwhile back on the moon,the camera zooms in on Tilex's diamond PAK symbol, a black diamond appears on it with 6 pink bright dots on it, the dots form a smiley face*
  • The Mirror displays red text* " S O O N "
  • The END*

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