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Plot summaryEdit

Zik,Menami,LIR,Lurk,and Jib are visited by a robot in a dream. The robot warns them about the future.

This rp takes place after Nubby stubby nasty Bee-bots . 

TranscriptEdit

  • One day in Jib's awful little base on the childlike planet home to seizurific Ooo*
  • 9:05Ametrineskies(brb
  • 9:05Mysteriousjillguy( *dies*
  • 9:05YourFavoriteFangirl(poor jib 's base
  • 9:05Invader JibJib: ....Wow, suddenly I feel like I'm pressured to say something..oh well.
  • Ametrineskies has left the chat. 
  • 9:05Mysteriousjillguy
  • A broken bee bot is on the floor*
  • It twitches*
  • 9:06Invader JibJib: ..*Sigh*
  • 9:06Mysteriousjillguy
  • A huge pile of bees seems to cover the floor*
  • 9:06YourFavoriteFangirl(who wants something amazing while we wait for mistu
  • (; ;
  • 9:07LIRLIR(Idk)
  • 9:07Invader Jib(Sure)
  • 9:07YourFavoriteFangirl(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX8dF6L4wyk
  • 9:07Invader JibJib: ...Why is it always MY base, anyway?
  • 9:08Mysteriousjillguy
  • A puff of purple smoke seems to come from Jib's collar*
  • 9:08Invader JibJib: . . .
  • 9:08Mysteriousjillguy
  • It smells like smelly pork*
  • 9:09Invader JibJib: What in..
  • Jib: That reminds me of something..
  • LIRLIR has left the chat. 
  • Ametrineskies has joined the chat. 
  • 9:09Mysteriousjillguy
  • Suddenly a brick flys at Jib's head*
  • 9:09Ametrineskies(Do thou dislike me~?
  • LIRLIR has joined the chat. 
  • 9:10Mysteriousjillguy( No,we were just starting on Jib's part..
  • 9:10YourFavoriteFangirl(a wild mISTU APPEARED
  • 9:10LIRLIR..
  • 9:10Ametrineskies(Starting without me~?
  • 9:10Mysteriousjillguy( USE A MASTER BALL. IT"S A LEGENDARY.
  • 9:10Ametrineskies(*deflects them all* >:U
  • Invader Jib has left the chat. 
  • 9:10Invadervax(A wild Block of Cheese appeared!)
  • 9:11Mysteriousjillguy( *elevator music* Please wait for Jib.exe to restart.
  • 9:11YourFavoriteFangirl(cHEESE
  • 9:11Ametrineskies(*Toontown elevator music*
  • 9:11Invadervax(MIZ THAT TOUHOU SONG IS SO GOOD IT'S BLOWING MY SOCKS OFF*
  • 9:11YourFavoriteFangirl(*Misty appears* *Insert VP battle theme*
  • 9:11Mysteriousjillguy( NO VAX.
  • 9:11YourFavoriteFangirl(OH YAY:D
  • 9:12Ametrineskies(*grabs blowdrier and waves it at Vax's socks*
  • 9:12Mysteriousjillguy( I don't care what your eyes say. YOU DONOT HAVE SOCKS.
  • 9:12YourFavoriteFangirl(XDDDD
  • 9:12Invadervax(...)
  • (I have socks.)
  • 9:12YourFavoriteFangirl(I love Sleeping Terror
  • 9:12Mysteriousjillguy( You don't. If you do,I'll be forced to call president man from president land.
  • 9:12YourFavoriteFangirl(:3
  • 9:12Invadervax(I do.)
  • 9:13Mysteriousjillguy( Simple. Those are weather baloons!
  • Invader Jib has joined the chat. 
  • 9:13Mysteriousjillguy( Err..SWAMP GAS
  • ( CONTINUE
  • 9:13Invader Jib(Sorry, internet disconnected for no reason..)
  • 9:13Mysteriousjillguy( THe brick flew at Jib's vunerable head
  • 9:13Ametrineskies(A WILD JIB has appeared! What will you do? >Attack >Try to Communicate >Throw JibberBall >Run Away Flailing Arms And Pterodactyl Screeching
  • 9:13Invadervax(Well, I HAD socks, until the awesomeness of that song blew them off.)
  • 9:14Mysteriousjillguy( You mean WEATHER BALLONS
  • ( SWAMP GAS
  • 9:14Invadervax(...)
  • 9:14Mysteriousjillguy( Umm
  • 9:14Invader JibJib: OW..What..I don't..
  • 9:14Invadervax(NO. SOCKS. XD)
  • 9:14Mysteriousjillguy( An experimental government aircraft
  • 9:14Ametrineskies(*attacks Jib* :U
  • 9:14YourFavoriteFangirl(XDDD
  • 9:14Mysteriousjillguy( Disguised as a sock
  • 9:15Invadervax(SOCKY WOCKIES.)
  • 9:15Ametrineskies(I am obviously an experimental government aircraft What else would I be?)
  • 9:15Mysteriousjillguy
  • Suddenly a pile of bricks fly out of the air,knocking Jib out*
  • 9:15YourFavoriteFangirl(a YOUKAI
  • 9:15Ametrineskies(pffftotallynot)
  • 9:15Invader Jib(Socks have crazy magical power that would blow your mind)
  • 9:15Ametrineskies(My minds already been blown I dont have one
  • 9:15Invader JibMep: ...*Sigh* *Slams head into wall*
  • 9:15Mysteriousjillguy( LIES! SEND THESE LOONATICS TO THE LOONEY BIN OF LOONINESS FOR LOONS
  • ( I assure you citizens,those were just experimental government weather swamp gas aircrafts.
  • 9:16Ametrineskies(Send the loonatics to the loco local looney bin of local looniness for loons
  • 9:16Invader Jib(You're just jealous of people who have went on the awesome quest that is done to acquire socks man)
  • (@Lurk
  • 9:16YourFavoriteFangirl(XDDD
  • 9:17Ametrineskies(Yes.
  • (I have gathered the legendary socks along the way...
  • 9:17Mysteriousjillguy( IT's time to move on everyone! THERE ARE NO SOCKS
  • 9:17Ametrineskies(Fuzzy Socks)
  • 9:17LIRLIRI got my mind song to loop on my Kindle Fire
  • 9:17Invader Jib(True story: If you beat Earthbound without taking any damage, you get a sock at the end)
  • Invadervax has left the chat. 
  • 9:17LIRLIRGreat
  • 9:17Mysteriousjillguy( Ok
  • 9:17YourFavoriteFangirl(wOW REALLY
  • 9:17Ametrineskies(waow
  • 9:17Mysteriousjillguy( Continue before we resort to puns..
  • 9:18LIRLIRVax left
  • I Can wait, though
  • 9:18Invader Jib(..Jib is the only character in the rp yet there's no required cast)
  • 9:18Mysteriousjillguy( Vax doesn't have to come in if he leaves.
  • 9:18YourFavoriteFangirl(Vax aint gonna rp.
  • 9:18LIRLIRTrue
  • 9:18Mysteriousjillguy( @Jib
  • 9:18LIRLIROk continue
  • ^_^ listens to the dbe into
  • intro
  • 9:19Invader Jib(Well, Jib is knocked out, so..)
  • 9:19Mysteriousjillguy
  • suddenly,Jib awakens on a bridge in the dream zone*
  • 9:19Invader JibJib: What the-
  • Jib: Oh..THIS thing again..*Sigh* *Looks around*
  • 9:21Mysteriousjillguy
  • Jib feels something poke him*
  • FRom behind*
  • 9:21Invader JibJib:....>.< *Turns around*
  • 9:21MysteriousjillguyLurk:Oh it's you.
  • 9:21Invader JibJib: Uhh-huuuh...
  • 9:21Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk is holding a plasma cannon the size of a truck*
  • 9:22Ametrineskies(Wait
  • (How do you HOLD THAT
  • 9:22MysteriousjillguyLurk:Oh sorry,I thought you were one of those irken dream monster thingies.
  • 9:22YourFavoriteFangirl(..wOULDNT THAT COLLAPSE ON HIM
  • 9:22Ametrineskies^)
  • 9:22YourFavoriteFangirl(oh wait this is a dream
  • Invadervax has joined the chat. 
  • 9:22Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk throws the cannon,effortlessly*
  • Lurk throws the cannon,effortlessly*
  • 9:22Ametrineskies(..Zik's Dreamworld doesnt make much sense either now does it
  • 9:22Invader JibJib: ...Well, you could try not breaking the laws of physics.
  • 9:22Mysteriousjillguy( IZ LOGIC FGFHG
  • 9:22YourFavoriteFangirl(..Yep
  • 9:23MysteriousjillguyLurk:LIR! Come out of my Backpack! Your smell is making me sick.
  • Lurk's backpack drips pickle juice*
  • 9:23LIRLIRLIR: *falls out* HAI!
  • 9:23Invader JibJib: ....You put your SIR unit in a backpack?
  • 9:24MysteriousjillguyLurk:Yes...?
  • 9:24LIRLIRLIR: DUH!
  • 9:24MysteriousjillguyLurk:So we're in the dream zone..eh..?
  • 9:24Invader JibJib: The what..? Uh, sure..
  • 9:24LIRLIRLIR: *grabs a passing butterfly and eats it, chewing noisily*
  • 9:24MysteriousjillguyLurk:Well,random people should be coming here soon..
  • Lurk:I just hope one of those people isn't the mutant bo-
  • 9:25Invader JibJib: Wait, what?
  • 9:25LIRLIRLIR: Nom nom nom.
  • 9:25AmetrineskiesZik: *appears from a portal, jumps on top of him* HIYAAAH!
  • 9:26LIRLIRLIR: *takes the butterfly out, but it's a different color and perfectly alive*
  • 9:26MysteriousjillguyLurk:AUGHHH
  • 9:26Invader JibJib: I just remember getting knocked out by bricks..*Turns to Lurk* Hey, that wasn't you throwing stuff, was it?
  • 9:26MysteriousjillguyLurk:GRGGGHHHH ZIK!
  • 9:26YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ... *Falls out of Zik's portal* on<;;
  • 9:26LIRLIR
  • The butterfly flies away*
  • 9:26MysteriousjillguyLurk:AUGHHH MY SPINE!
  • 9:26YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..ZIK WHY.
  • 9:26AmetrineskiesZik: *flips him down to the ground*... Oh, its yew.
  • 9:26Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk's spiderlegs come out,they push him upward*
  • 9:27AmetrineskiesZik: GRAG! *jumps off*.. Hmm!
  • 9:27MysteriousjillguyLurk:Believe me Jib,I would've done that myself. BUt it wasn't me.
  • 9:27YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: *Sits up*..
  • 9:27AmetrineskiesZik: ..Dowat?
  • 9:27MysteriousjillguyLurk:Infact,I got hit by concrete slabs a few mintutes ago.
  • 9:27LIRLIRLIR: <P *adorable smile while covered in pickle juice*
  • 9:27MysteriousjillguyLurk:So did LIR. IT hurt.
  • 9:28LIRLIRLIR: THE PAIN MADE ME SMILE
  • 9:28MysteriousjillguyVoice from behind:So did I.
  • 9:28Invader JibJib: Well, that explains nothing..
  • 9:28AmetrineskiesZik: ..*looks around*.. So we're in tha dream zo-- ..?
  • 9:28Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk turns around*
  • 9:28AmetrineskiesZik: *turns around* >>!
  • 9:28LIRLIRLIR: HI PERSON
  • 9:28YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..Well, fine, just ignore me-- ..*Turns around*
  • 9:29Mysteriousjillguy
  • A hideous pig man with crustacean legs sprouting out of his Back stands tall,his mouth foaming acid*
  • Pig man:Haughjllkfgg
  • 9:29Invader JibJib: ....
  • 9:29AmetrineskiesZik: ...Helo. ._.
  • 9:29LIRLIRLIR: I LIKE YOU *bites pig man*
  • 9:29MysteriousjillguyVoice from afar:OH DEAR DREAM ESSENCE. WRONG UNIVERSE. REPEAT. WRONG UNIVERSE.
  • Pig man:AUGHH GET OFFA MEH.
  • 9:29AmetrineskiesZik: FOURTH WAAAAAAAAAALLL!!
  • 9:30Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe pig man shoots acid at Zik*
  • 9:30Invader JibJib: That thing reminds of something..I dunno what...
  • 9:30LIRLIRLIR: WHEEE *floats off and onto the bridge*
  • 9:30AmetrineskiesZik: HEY!? *flips back to avoid it*
  • 9:30MysteriousjillguyLurk:LIR! GET OFF THE FILTHY THING!
  • 9:30LIRLIRLIR: I did.
  • 9:30YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ...e-e!!!
  • 9:30MysteriousjillguyLurk:*takes out a plasma cannon*
  • Lurk fires it,a purple blast of energy flies into the pig man's chest*
  • Pig man:AUGGHH HHOFHGHOFGH
  • 9:31AmetrineskiesZik: ..I coulda defeated it.
  • 9:31LIRLIRLIR: BUT YOU DIDN'T.
  • 9:31MysteriousjillguyPig man: NOOOOOOO..wait..I SEE A LIGHT.
  • THe pig man falls over,bleeding acid*
  • 9:31Invader JibJib: I could've defeated it to..you know..
  • 9:31AmetrineskiesZik: ..*floats up*.. Ewgh.
  • Invadervax has left the chat. 
  • 9:31LIRLIRLIR: YAYYYYY! YAY DEATH
  • 9:32MysteriousjillguyPig man:WAit....that's not a light..it's....IT"S REFLECTED LIGHT FROM A BUTCHER KNIGHT.
  • 9:32YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ....
  • 9:32Mysteriousjillguy
  • knife*
  • 9:32Invader JibJib: I just have to figure out how that guy carries a plasma canon around with him everywhere..*looks at Lurk's backpack*
  • 9:32YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ... Ziiiiik. e-e
  • 9:32MysteriousjillguyPIg man:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE BUTCHER..AUGHHHH
  • 9:32AmetrineskiesZik: ..Don' ask what's goin on
  • 9:32Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe pig man dissolves into foam*
  • Lurk:What the he-
  • 9:32LIRLIRLIR: *eats the foam*
  • 9:32AmetrineskiesZik: *picks her up*.. *sets on back*
  • 9:32MysteriousjillguyVoice:Sorry bout that.
  • 9:33Invader JibJib: What in-
  • 9:33LIRLIRLIR: NOM NOM NOM *eats foam*
  • 9:33AmetrineskiesZik: ..In all the Dreamworlds Ive been in.
  • 9:33Invader JibJib: Dreamworlds..what-
  • 9:33Mysteriousjillguy
  • A robot floats over(http://irken-fanon-adventures.wikia.com/wiki/File:Lizard_men_who_wear_tunics_001.png
  • 9:33YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..why'd you take me here
  • Menami: e0e
  • 9:33MysteriousjillguyRobot:*has a high pitched voice*
  • 9:33AmetrineskiesZik: ..I didn't. The portal did..
  • 9:34MysteriousjillguyRobot:My creator brought you here for an important message.
  • 9:34LIRLIRLIR: *runs over to the robot, drooling the foam*
  • 9:34AmetrineskiesZik: ..If its emportent enouf that my own portalway led me here..
  • 9:35YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .... i wanna go back to your dreamworld.
  • 9:35MysteriousjillguyRobot:A very special one indeed...he warns a deadly catastrophe. One that threatens the Omniverse,Multiverse,whateva ya call it...
  • 9:35Invader JibJib: Oh, so HE threw stuff at me, huh?
  • 9:35AmetrineskiesZik: ...*raises hand* Is it from Bhava-agra
  • 9:35MysteriousjillguyRobot:ITSELF. *Shady shadows*
  • 9:35YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .... Zik, Heaven isn't harmful
  • 9:35LIRLIR
  • The robot is caked in the foam now*
  • 9:35MysteriousjillguyRobot:Spooky ain't it? No seriously,you gotta hear the message. Or we'll all die.
  • 9:35AmetrineskiesZik: ..what about tenshi-
  • Zik: ..*blinks*..
  • 9:36YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..... o_o;;;
  • 9:36Invader JibJib: Okay, give me the STUPID message then, so I can go home.. @Robot
  • 9:36MysteriousjillguyRobot:Now we must see my master's home.
  • 9:36LIRLIR
  • The robot is caked in the foam now*
  • 9:36AmetrineskiesZik: I agree to dis azmuch as I agree to workin for someone.
  • 9:36MysteriousjillguyRobot:Inorder to get there..first..imagine yourself in a phyedelic valley.
  • 9:36LIRLIRLIR: Is there food in it?
  • 9:37Invader JibJib: ...........
  • 9:37MysteriousjillguyRobot:You're in an old car or something. And it's full of the most beautiful things you've ever seen.
  • 9:37Invader JibJib: None of this makes any sense! How does that even-
  • 9:37MysteriousjillguyRobot:You're enjoying the view. Imagine it.
  • 9:37AmetrineskiesZik: .....*raises hand* Does it have hot chicks o3o
  • 9:37LIRLIRLIR: PICKLES
  • 9:37MysteriousjillguyLurk:The Jib guy is right! THIS IS A WASTE OF TIME!
  • 9:37AmetrineskiesZik: *just daydreams and droolsXD*
  • 9:37MysteriousjillguyRobot:YES. Whatever you want in the valley. Just IMAGINE.
  • 9:37YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ...Is this the jumpscare video
  • 9:37LIRLIRLIR: *imagines*
  • 9:38Mysteriousjillguy
  • Suddenly a grassy pathway appears leading to a cloud*
  • 9:38YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..<n>;;;
  • 9:38Invader JibJib: The message is probably gonna be like "Duh irken empire is bahd mahn"
  • 9:38YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ....oh well <n>;; *Imagines*
  • 9:38MysteriousjillguyRobot:Follow me. *THe robot hovers across the pathway*
  • 9:38Invader JibJib: ..But I didn't-*Follows anyway*
  • 9:38AmetrineskiesZik: *too busy imagining in his own little world to care to follow*
  • 9:38LIRLIRLIR: *floats up the pathway*
  • 9:39MysteriousjillguyLurk:Let's leave the mutant here! Hm?
  • Lurk:Good idea right?
  • 9:39YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..*Shoves Zik, following*
  • 9:39MysteriousjillguyLurk:Oh eh...nevermind..
  • 9:39AmetrineskiesZik: *shoots Lurk with a barrage* No :3 *follows*
  • 9:39MysteriousjillguyLurk:OUCH!
  • 9:39AmetrineskiesZik: ..*quickly puts him in Flandre's dress*
  • 9:39MysteriousjillguyLurk:GAUGHHH,THAT"S IT!
  • 9:39YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..Stop harming Lurk e-e
  • 9:40AmetrineskiesZik: ..*puts a bow on his face*
  • 9:40MysteriousjillguyRobot:WEll,I suppose I'll wait until you stop bickering.
  • 9:40YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..=n=
  • 9:40Mysteriousjillguy
  • 3 hours of horrible graphic fighting later*
  • 9:40LIRLIRLIR: Haha that sounded WRONG!! *somersaults*
  • 9:40Ametrineskies(XDD)
  • 9:40MysteriousjillguyRobot:*sparks*
  • 9:40YourFavoriteFangirl(..XDD
  • 9:40Invader JibJib: ...That was the most amazing thing I've ever seen
  • 9:40MysteriousjillguyRobot:HHHHHHHHHH GAHHH FORGET IT.
  • 9:40YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ...*twitch*
  • 9:41AmetrineskiesZik: *aiming scythe to the robot* >:c
  • 9:41Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe robot fires a tractor beam,grabbing everyone*
  • 9:41AmetrineskiesZik: THREE HOURS-
  • 9:41YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ...CAN YOU BOTH PLEASE STOP ACTING LIKE LITTLE SMEETS-- HHHHHHHHHH
  • 9:41Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe tractor beam flings them all to the cloud*
  • 9:41LIRLIRLIR: That also sounded wrong! <P *floats by*
  • 9:41MysteriousjillguyLurk:AHHHHHH!
  • 9:41AmetrineskiesZik: ...wait three why is three everywhere..
  • 9:41MysteriousjillguyLurk:OH WAIT A MINTUTE-
  • 9:41YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .... <n>;;;
  • 9:41Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk hits a metal dome within the cloud*
  • 9:42Invader JibJib: Can someone explain this to me-
  • 9:42AmetrineskiesZik: Haaa-haa *smacks right into it beside Lurk*
  • 9:42Mysteriousjillguy
  • THey all fall into a garden*
  • 9:42LIRLIRLIR: *hits the garden and starts eating the flowers*
  • 9:42AmetrineskiesZik: ..*slides down*.. *looks around the garden*
  • 9:43Mysteriousjillguy
  • A decorated foutain is seen*
  • 9:43Invader JibJib: *Sigh* Remember when logic was a thing and stuff made sense..
  • 9:43Mysteriousjillguy
  • A colorful valley with waterfalls is beyond the garden*
  • 9:43AmetrineskiesZik: ..Nothing good happens in paradise places. I shall take my leave now!
  • 9:43YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .. *Grabs Zik*
  • 9:43Mysteriousjillguy
  • Rainbows fill the sky*
  • 9:43YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..If I'm going in, you are *STAREXD*
  • 9:43AmetrineskiesZik: JIB GOOD SIR *hisses at him* What is LOGIC
  • (XD)
  • 9:43YourFavoriteFangirl(XDD
  • 9:43MysteriousjillguyLurk:THis place..it..it reminds me of..
  • Lurk:Fi-
  • 9:44Invader JibJib: ..I don't know anymore honestly
  • 9:44LIRLIRLIR: *regurgitates the flowers into Zik's face*
  • 9:44AmetrineskiesZik: *smacks Lurk with giant scytheblade.. then being thrown up on*
  • 9:44YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ... *THROWS a rock at Lurk*
  • 9:44MysteriousjillguyLurk.....FIVEHUNDRED MILES AWAY FROM PLANET IRK.
  • Lurk:There was a nice planet with double rainbows and-OW!
  • 9:44AmetrineskiesZik: ..*wipes it off*.. *quick spazzshiver* GAJHJKSLAJS
  • Zik: ..*calm stare*
  • (mithuna
  • 9:45LIRLIRLIR: *looks at Zik with a happy smile*
  • 9:45YourFavoriteFangirl(XDDDD
  • 9:45Mysteriousjillguy
  • A lizard man in a tunic is seen at the exit of the garden*
  • 9:45YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..<n>;;
  • 9:45MysteriousjillguyLizard man:Welcome my children.
  • 9:45AmetrineskiesZik: ..YO AINT MAH DADDY
  • 9:45Invader JibJib: *Taps foot impatiently*
  • 9:45Mysteriousjillguy
  • The lizard man throws bricks at everyone instantly*
  • 9:46Invader JibJib: OW-
  • 9:46YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .... I wasnt born from your-- AAA
  • 9:46MysteriousjillguyRobot:Master! I have brought them!
  • 9:46AmetrineskiesZik: ahsjkdf TAT;
  • 9:46LIRLIRLIR: *flies up to The man* FEED MEE *bites him viciously*
  • 9:46MysteriousjillguyMaster:WAit,who are you ago?
  • again*
  • 9:46YourFavoriteFangirl(i love lir right now.
  • (XDDD
  • 9:46MysteriousjillguyRobot:...Not again..
  • Lurk:LIR! SMART MODE!
  • Lurk:ERR..I MEAN SANE!
  • 9:46AmetrineskiesZik: ..Define "sane" :U
  • 9:46LIRLIRLIR: *eyes go dark green* Hello.
  • 9:47Invader JibJib: If ONE more brick gets thrown at me I swear
  • 9:47AmetrineskiesZik: *throws brick at Jib*
  • 9:47LIRLIRLIR: *throws brick*
  • 9:47MysteriousjillguyLurk: Well,if you're not alive you can't be sane or insane. But let's TEST THAT-
  • 9:47YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .... *Falls over*
  • 9:47Invader JibJib: T_T Yeah. Shoulda seen that coming.
  • 9:47Mysteriousjillguy
  • A brick flys at Lurk*
  • Lurk:LIZARD MAN!
  • Lizard man:Wait,why are they here again?
  • 9:47YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ... *Just lays there* qq
  • 9:48AmetrineskiesZik: Whadya mean if I ain alive? I may be from a family of undead peeps but ya gotta listen to reasonnn
  • 9:48Invader JibJib: WHAT DOES QQ MEEEEAN
  • 9:48MysteriousjillguyRobot:THey're supposed to get a grave message,remember?
  • 9:48AmetrineskiesZik: ..*jumps onto Jib's head* QQ, THE DEFINITION, SHALL NEVER BE DEFINED, SMALL OEN!
  • 9:48MysteriousjillguyLizard man:Oh yes. Right. Umm.....Zik,Miz will be killed by-
  • Robot:NO! THE OTHER ONE!
  • 9:48AmetrineskiesZik: WHAT?! *Master SparkXD*
  • 9:48MysteriousjillguyLizard man:Oh right. OH YES! THAT!
  • 9:48YourFavoriteFangirl(misty i misread oen
  • (as oni
  • 9:49Ametrineskies(Yes because Jib is Seija
  • 9:49YourFavoriteFangirlMenam: ... DX?!
  • (XDDDD
  • (THAT MAKES SENSE
  • 9:49MysteriousjillguyLiazard man:Come with us if you want to live longer.
  • 9:49Invader JibJib: Fine..
  • 9:49Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe lizard man walks out of the garden exit,leading to a metal high tech bridge*
  • 9:49YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ... I have a long life ahead of me but ok
  • 9:49AmetrineskiesZik: *skeptical stare*
  • 9:50YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ... o-o;; *Follows*
  • 9:50MysteriousjillguyLurk:Why should we trust him..?
  • 9:50Invader JibJib: *Sigh* *Follows*
  • 9:50AmetrineskiesZik: ..Im too busy dealing with my brother and my ancestors
  • Zik: *follows*
  • 9:50LIRLIRLIR: sorry, Lurk. I have too much energy, i must go into stupid mode *does this*
  • 9:50YourFavoriteFangirl("im too busy dealing with my grandpa and my great godfather"
  • 9:50Ametrineskies(XDDD)
  • 9:50Invader JibJib: Because there's no way out of h-*tempted to say "What's a brother"*
  • 9:50MysteriousjillguyLurk:THis message better worth listening to.
  • Lurk follows*
  • 9:51LIRLIRLIR: I WANNA EAT THE MESSAGE
  • 9:51Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe robot zips forward to the end of the bridge,a large metal door is there*
  • THe robot's chest splits open,a power cord comes out*
  • It connects with the door*
  • 9:52AmetrineskiesZik: ..*puts on glasses and adjusts them*.. Wow he's right, I should wear these more often
  • Zik: ...What is.
  • 9:52Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe door slams open* *throwing the robot into a large dome shaped room*
  • Robot:WHHAAAAA
  • Lizard Man:WHO ARE YOU?!!
  • 9:52AmetrineskiesZik: ...*skepticismmmm*
  • 9:53LIRLIRLIR: *rockets by and eats the glasses, then sits on Lurk's head*
  • 9:53YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .... *Hides behind Zik*
  • 9:53MysteriousjillguyLurk:Blah blah! CAn we move on with this plot please before time mysteriously freezes for days?
  • 9:53Invader JibJib: Yeah, I hate when that happens.
  • 9:53Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe door slams shut*
  • 9:53AmetrineskiesZik: ..So Sakuya is near-
  • 9:53YourFavoriteFangirl("is my babe scared" "sHUT UP"
  • 9:53MysteriousjillguyRobot:*zips back to the group*
  • 9:53Invader JibJib: ...Why do I somehow know who/what that is-
  • 9:54MysteriousjillguyLizard man:*presses a button on a control consle*
  • 9:54AmetrineskiesZik: ..*turns head to Menami.. finally noticing her*.. Is my babe scared? <w<
  • 9:54YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..Why do you keep referencing Touhou--
  • Menami: ..SHUT UP *SLAP*
  • 9:54MysteriousjillguyLizard man:Now,you ...umm..people I don't know are apparently linked to something..IMPORTANT.
  • Lurk:Wait,how do you know that?
  • 9:54AmetrineskiesZik: ..Im already linked to Chaos himself, Dracula, and the ThreeWay Prophecy, can I not
  • 9:55MysteriousjillguyLizard man:*throws a brick at Lurk*
  • 9:55Invader JibJib: Oh man, not more chosen one stuff..ugh..
  • 9:55MysteriousjillguyLurk:GAWH!
  • 9:55YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ... Im not linked to anything Except being around old people for some reason alot.
  • 9:55Mysteriousjillguy
  • suddenly the ceiling opens up a panel*
  • 9:55AmetrineskiesZik: Did I ever tell you Im probably over 200 years old? (XDDD)
  • 9:55Mysteriousjillguy
  • Cords fall from the ceiling,attached to them are helmets*
  • 9:55LIRLIRLIR: *flies up to the lizard man and regurgitates Zik's molten glasses onto his face*
  • 9:55YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .... wHY
  • (XDD
  • 9:56Invader JibJib: ....DON'T PUT ON THE HELMETS O_O
  • 9:56MysteriousjillguyLizard man:AUGHHHHHHH THE PAIN.
  • Robot:GAUGHH
  • 9:56YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ...GUISE
  • 9:56AmetrineskiesZik: ..*takes off glasses*.. *rubs them off with shirt*.. T.T
  • 9:56MysteriousjillguyRobot:Master must be having memory problems again! FORGET IT!
  • 9:56YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..*Her attempt at Jib's voice* TEH HELMETS ARE SECRETLY BRAINWASHING PROBEZ
  • 9:56MysteriousjillguyRobot:Computer,send master to the medical room.
  • 9:57AmetrineskiesZik: ...*puts them back on*...
  • 9:57MysteriousjillguyLurk:HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA *falls over laughing*
  • 9:57LIRLIRLIR: GLASSS IS GOOD FOR YOUR COMPOSURE AND BEAUTY.
  • 9:57Invader JibJib:Brainwashing probes? Whoa, reall-Ohh...
  • 9:57YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ...
  • 9:57AmetrineskiesZik: ..:I
  • 9:57MysteriousjillguyLurk gets up and puts his hand of Menami's shoulder,laughing and spitting up spit*
  • 9:57Invader JibJib: Uh..
  • 9:57MysteriousjillguyLurk:GOOD ONE MENAMI.
  • 9:57YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ....^^;;;
  • 9:57MysteriousjillguyLurk:AHAHAHAHAHA-WAIT
  • Lurk:FIONNA
  • 9:58Invader JibJib: NO
  • 9:58YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ... nO
  • 9:58Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk falls over trembling*
  • Robot:WAit...these are the prototype helmets.
  • 9:58YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .... Do I have to send you to a therapist again
  • 9:58LIRLIRLIR: *throws up molten glass onto Lurk's face*
  • 9:58MysteriousjillguyLurk:When did we go there?
  • Lurk:AUGHHH LIR! WHYYY?!
  • 9:58YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ...o_o!!
  • 9:59LIRLIRLIR: It's good for you!!
  • 9:59AmetrineskiesZik: ..Hrrrgh.
  • 9:59MysteriousjillguyLurk:THats it! No pickels for a week! INstead,you'll get...CUCUMBER FLAVORED CAKE!
  • 9:59LIRLIRLIR: *gets hit by a brick* HOOPLA! *shuts off*
  • 9:59Mysteriousjillguy
  • A panel opens up on the floor,metal chairs appear*
  • 9:59YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ... zik dont make a cucumber joke.
  • 10:00MysteriousjillguyRobot:Where did that brick even come from..?
  • 10:00AmetrineskiesZik: ..CUCUMBER ROLLS~!
  • 10:00YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..NO
  • 10:00MysteriousjillguyRobot:Err...well..umm....sit in these chairs.
  • 10:00AmetrineskiesZik: I WILL SING.
  • (XDDD)
  • 10:00YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ....atleastitsnotaboutnitori
  • 10:00Mysteriousjillguy
  • Cords pop out of the chairs*
  • 10:00AmetrineskiesZik: ..BUT IT IS
  • 10:00Invader JibJib: *Sits in a char*
  • chair
  • 10:00YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..NOOO
  • 10:00AmetrineskiesZik: ..Oh I dont like those chairs
  • 10:00MysteriousjillguyLurk sits as well*
  • 10:00YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: .....
  • 10:00LIRLIRLIR: *gets up and eats the chair*
  • 10:00MysteriousjillguyRobot:Listen you...umm....urkenn...
  • 10:00AmetrineskiesZik: I am many things-
  • 10:01Invader JibJib: Oh jeez it's probably a trap chair-
  • 10:01LIRLIRLIR: chairs taste goood
  • 10:01YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ...Jib how many conpspiracy theories do you have??
  • 10:01Invader JibJib: *Stands up*
  • Jib: Well..um..
  • 10:01AmetrineskiesZik: ..*quietXD*: kapapa, kapapa, kapapa niitorii... :u
  • 10:01MysteriousjillguyRobot:My master detected your presences from dreams. Apparently you are the ones who stop the dream world from collasping.
  • 10:02LIRLIRLIR: *eats all the chairs*
  • 10:02MysteriousjillguyRobot:He also said the entire Omniverse,but he said that AFTER he ..lost his mind.
  • Robot:I said the omniverse thing earlier to sound dramatic.
  • 10:02AmetrineskiesZik: ..*waves hand around* People keep sayin I lost mine too!! :U
  • 10:02MysteriousjillguyLurk:*falls on the floor*
  • Lurk:STOP CONSUMING CHAIRS!
  • Chairs pop up from behind everyone*
  • Cables connect to everyone's PAKs*
  • 10:03Invader JibJib: ....THEY HAVE AN INFINITE SUPPLY OF CHAIRS. THAT EXPLAIN-
  • Jib: AGGGH WHAT THE
  • 10:03AmetrineskiesZik: *unnecessary pterodactyl screeching*
  • Zik: *SPAZZ* GETITOFFIDONTLIKETHINGSTOUCHINGME.
  • 10:03LIRLIRLIR: *gets restrained to his chair*
  • 10:03Mysteriousjillguy
  • A large cable goes into LIR's head,labeled "WARNING:EMERGENCY CABLE FOR POSSIBLE POWER OVERLOAD ONLY"*
  • Energy straps restrain everyone*
  • 10:04YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ...!!?!?!?!?!
  • 10:04MysteriousjillguyRobot:Now,usually this process is painless.
  • 10:04Invader JibJib:...SEE, I TOLD YOU
  • 10:04AmetrineskiesZik: CHAIR CONSPARIAACCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
  • 10:04Invader JibJib: TRAP CHAIRS!
  • 10:04YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ..OK JIB WAS RIGHT I WAS WRONG
  • Menami: iM SORRY TT^TT
  • 10:04MysteriousjillguyRobot:Ignore the stains.those are from....earlier test subjects..
  • 10:05AmetrineskiesZik: *repeatedly smacking Jib* DX
  • 10:05MysteriousjillguyRobot:Now to press the smallest lever in the Master's home!
  • 10:05YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ...*Antennae/Earbreaking SCREECH*
  • 10:05LIRLIRLIR: WHAT ABOUT YOU, LIZARD MAN? YOU MAKE THIS A PAIN!
  • 10:05Invader JibJib: GGHGHGHGHRDHIFHEHFEIEH *Struggling to get out*
  • 10:05Mysteriousjillguy
  • THE ROBOT PULLS DOWN A LEVER THE SIZE OF A HOUSE*
  • 10:05AmetrineskiesZik: IVE HEARD WORSE, WOMAN! >A>
  • 10:05Mysteriousjillguy
  • The cables suddenly light up with green eletrcity*
  • Everyone is instantly shocked*
  • Lurk:BGGGHHHGHKHJLJHLHJHJJLLHJJLJH
  • 10:05AmetrineskiesZik: ...*grabs his hakkero* NYAHHUHHHHGHJASygdhj!! *drops it*..
  • 10:06MysteriousjillguyLURK:IT HURTS MY BRAINNNN
  • 10:06AmetrineskiesZik: ..*flailing arms, trying to grab it*
  • 10:06YourFavoriteFangirlMenami: ...AAAAAGH! D'X
  • 10:06Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk begins to cough up Fionna dolls strangely*
  • 10:06AmetrineskiesZik: ..*spazztwitch*.. whatthevore
  • 10:06YourFavoriteFangirl(guys guys ...don't kill me ok
  • 10:06Ametrineskies(*aims hakkero*
  • 10:06Mysteriousjillguy
  • Suddenly everyone's eyevision goes blank
  • 10:06YourFavoriteFangirl(..i have to go *hides*
  • 10:06Mysteriousjillguy( ..*PLASMA CANNON*
  • ( Wait
  • ( CAn you have 5 mintutes?
  • 10:07Ametrineskies(..*FINAL MASTER SPARK*
  • 10:07Mysteriousjillguy( TRy asking?
  • ( Plz?
  • 10:07Ametrineskies(No, her mother is an arse
  • (Im outta here
  • 10:07Mysteriousjillguy( Can you atleast try?
  • 10:07YourFavoriteFangirl(I cant >n<;;
  • 10:07Ametrineskies(No, she can not
  • 10:07YourFavoriteFangirl(Sorry, I ask her alot
  • 10:07Ametrineskies(Nor she MAY
  • 10:07LIRLIRLIR: *starts throwing up molten glass, lava, and cheese grates
  • Jib:*Sees mutiple images of the future,screaming*
  • Jib wakes up in a bed*
  • Jib:WOW! That dream was horrible.
  • A horrible mutant lurk bursts out of the floor,screaming and failing it's tenetacles*
  • Mutant:BLAAURFGGGHHH
  • Jib:AHHHHH!
  • Jib wakes up again*
  • Jib:Wha?
  • The End* 

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