Sideshot of the Majestic.
The first Irken ship of Luxury in years, the Majestic sets out on it's maiden voyage. Aboard is the diligent crew and the AI unit Aquila, serving the thousands of passengers tirelessly as the ship cleaves it's way through the stars. Or at least, they used to serve.
Now, seven hours after an anomalous world known as Tei Tenga IV made itself known, the Majestic's halls are stalked by the mutant forms that had indeed once been Crewman and Passenger. A strange growth makes it's way through the ship, assimilating flesh and technology alike as screams ring out through the decks, the very ship groaning in protest as the rampant and corrupted Aquila turns it's machines against the crew in a bid to help the Innumerable horrors within grow and fester.
Few know what's going on. Even fewer are trying to stop it as the ship hurtles further into the unknown, silent and off-course.
What is 'Trials and Errors'?[]
A roleplay that originated in the mind of Cravitus based heavily off of System Shock 2, started on 2-14-2015. See the following link for plot details.
Currently classified as non-canon fanon, the main place you can find the RP logs is on the Spooky Tales of Doom II page, towards the bottom. However, various things such as trivia and other things related to this RP will not be found there.
The Story Edition of Trials and Errors is essentially a much more refined novel-like version of the story, written by Cravitus as well, and chapters will be posted here as they are completed.
Participating Users[]
- MysteriousJillGuy (Schmoob) - Original participant - Schmoob, Nin, Angri, Trox, Kiz, others
- Cravitus - Creator, original participant, lord of the plot - Averii, BLU, various other characters
- Long Time (Mario) - Mario, Hatbot
- Invadervax - Trinthrax, JIR, Yax Yanigan, Bob
- INVADER VEX - Vex (May have left RP earlier and concluded participation, must check)
Music[]
- Natural Selection 2 - Main Theme
- Natural Selection 2 - Celerity
- Natural Selection 2 - Exosuit
- StarCraft: Ghost - Gehenna Stealth
Additional Facts[]
- The Innumerable's flesh and blood create a burning sensation on unprotected flesh due to the microorganisms that attempt to assimilate the owner of the unprotected flesh.
- If one is in contact with a deceased Innumerian, it will only be harmful if left untreated for a large amount of time.
- Blood will only cause minor burns and skin-peeling if treated within a few minutes.
- Live Innumerians, however, make hybrid mutants quickly if one does not take care of the worm-form infesting them.
- Innumerian flesh reacts violently to Salt Water, of which there is little on the Majestic.
- The current form of the Majestic was not intended to be final due to it's very military appearance, but Cravitus decided to use it anyway.
- Similar to System Shock 1 and 2, the story jumps from before the breakdown to after, from the perspective of someone in medical.
Story Edition![]
Chapter One - Docking Bays, Docking for Days[]
The Majestic. A simple name, not unlike that of another starship within the Irken Fleet. Rivaling the size of The Massive with ease, it’s primary decks rest well protected beneath not immodest armor plating.
Yet unlike that ship, it was not built for raw power. Commissioned by the latest rulers of the Irken Race, the Red and Purple duo insisted on the creation of this unique ship, despite the militaristic drive of the species.
Thus the Majestic was born, despite it’s military appearance, being very much a ship of luxury. Entire decks were dedicated to Recreation, Habitation, Fine Dining, and more, with ship’s design combining the military power of Irk with the luxuries enjoyed by those of Irk.
Not that Averii cared that much for those luxuries as he stood impatiently in the spacious docking bay of the Majestic, atop a flight of stairs before two technicians, and the two guards behind them that sat vigil for the elevator.
“-Now tell me again, Technician,” He groaned, his palm firmly meeting his face. “Just why I can’t bring my equipment onboard?” His blue eyes glared tiredly at the two technicians that hindered him, their own red and purple eyes returning a tired stare. Beside him stood BLU, mute as his antennae hovered quietly, and the bag he held bristling with telltale bulges of weaponry.
The red-eyed one sighed in exasperation once more. “You don’t need weapons on a Cruise Ship, sir.” He crossed his own arms, datapad limply hanging at his side. “They’re also against regs.”
“Irk’s sake, I am an Invader!” He gestured angrily with his right hand, left still clamped on his face in a rigid facepalm. “Don’t I have the authority to bring what I see fit with me?!” It had been maybe ten minutes now, but it felt like a century he’d spent arguing.
“It’s the Tallest’s orders we obey the regs to the letter, Invader.” The purple one droned. Their eyes narrowed. “Besides, last time we let someone on a ship like this with weapons…” They shivered suddenly. “Well, there weren’t many survivors, and it was a mess to clean up.”
Ave’s eyes twitched for a moment.
“It was HORRIBLE!” Added the first. They twitched again.
“The last time the Irken Empire had luxury cruisers was years ago.” Averii pointed out in half-hearted exasperation. “Besides,” He growled, “THEY get to keep their weapons!” He gestured to the guards behind them, staring at him with unblinking eyes as their shockspears stood rigid in their hands.
“They’re guards, Invader. Guards need weapons.” The Red one pointed out with a narrowed eye.
“To poke people with! So they get them and not you.” Purple added. They glanced to BLU, then behind him momentarily as Averii looked about, his anger boiling up. Behind him stood a short, rather plump Irken, but they looked back to the mechanical warrior that stood nearly at their height. Nervously, the Purple one nudged the other Technician quickly and gestured towards the machine.
“Uh, sir?” He asked, trying to get their attention. Averii leaned on a beam and stared to the side in frustration.
“What is it?” He groaned, his hand running down his face again.
“You can’t have that android onboard, sir, unless it’s been completely disarmed.” Averii laughed bitterly, doubling over as the combat android stood monolithic and silent in contrast. Formerly a SIR, it had grown in many ways.
“Oh,” He sighed, gasping, “Do you have ANY idea how long we’ll be here if I try to FULLY disarm him?!” He chuckled. The technicians simply stared.
“Long enough to miss lunch and the big reception.” The red one remarked after a moment. Averii stared at him with a tired grimace.
“Just let me keep my robot, dammit!” He groaned. Then, behind him, a strange, flanged voice made itself known.
“Excuse me,” Called it’s owner, a most strange Irken possessing three heads. “Am I allowed to bring my Club aboard?”
Outside the thick hull of the ship, another, somewhat smaller (yet still respectable in scale) ship took up a position behind the hangar, and flew belly-up as a docking tube extended. It was known as the Plague Runner; large, heavily armed, and imposing with it’s own hangar bay, Captain Sevo tensed up as he saw the mighty battlecruiser pull up below his ship.
“Vex.” He muttered, an air of respect and anticipation mixing with dread as he sounded out the word. The blue-eyed scientist had contributed much to the empire, one of the latest things being the Majestic’s power core, in fact. Sevo’s purple eyes focused intently on the docking tube as it met one of the Hangar’s ports, and prepared himself for more as he turned back to the deck of officers and officials that crowded his bridge. A big day was ahead of them. All of them.
As the three-headed Irken, a strange one by the name of Trinthrax, moved on, Averii continued to glower at the Technicians. Finally, BLU broke the silence, the whine of his servos startling him as one of his claws tapped him on the shoulder. Though the crested head of his machine faced him, it’s lone eye was in the corner of the squashed V-Slit it saw out of, looking intently at the two before them.
“Commander.” It droned; a low, deep sound. Despite the fact that most SIR units referred to their superiors as ‘Master’, BLU had always called him Commander. Averii leaned back.
“Yes, BLU? Any input?” Ave asked, eyeing the two somewhat nervous technicians as they shifted under their combined stare.
“Recommend compliance with regulations. Low probability of my needed presence.” The eye hummed around to him. “I also believe that you will not be needing your weapons in the near-future, Sir.” Averii sighed, and glanced to the Technicians, then his machine once more before nodding reluctantly.
“Alright, fine.” The technicians breathed a sigh of relief. He turned to the machine, and straightened his back. “BLU, restore the gear aboard the Chrysalis, and power down. Hold down the fort.” With a salute, the imposing, modified SIR marched off, and Ave turned back to the relieved Technicians.
Then, with a mighty hiss that resonated throughout the bay, followed by a clank and thump, they glanced off to one of the mighty docking ports towards the entrance of the bay. Outside, beyond the air-retaining field floated a large ship that Averii immediately estimated to be about the size of a Viral Tank, trailing as a docking tube snaked between them.
One of the airlocks groaned open, and the tunnel within the tube lit up as wall-mounted lights did their job. After a moment, three individuals marched out, along with a SIR unit. Averii eyes were immediately caught by the first; a shorter Irken, with a mechanical eye and hand in a labcoat. The second was a rather tall, scarred scientist with blue eyes darker than his own, as well as a purple-eyed individual. The SIR itself was green-eyed, Averii noted; rather strange. Definitely not standard issue as well.
“Good to see the ship isn’t in flames,” Nin remarked. “Guessing the Not-To-Be-Mentioned-Defective-Invader didn’t get the news.” He glanced around the bay briefly, seemingly satisfied with the lack of chaos for the moment. Vex nodded.
“And it’s good that he didn’t.” He added. “I donated a free power core to the creation of this ship…” Nin nodded.
“Yep.”
“That, and, er, all the innocent lives aboard… That too.” He added again. JIR marched ahead, and two technicians ran at him, looking rather annoyed.
“Sirs! Before you come aboard, we need to warn you!” Shouted the red-eyed one as he stumbled a bit, sliding to a halt and panting profusely; the bay was rather large.
“No weapons!” Panted the other one, pointing to a nearby sign; a rather rusty one at that, which seemed capable of falling over at a glance. “No SIRs or Androids either,” He continued, his purple eyes squinting at the green-eyed SIR. “Unless they’ve been disarmed. Direct orders from the Tallest!” Jir looked at them for a moment, his green eyes burrowing holes into them. Then, his voice, tinged with a peculiar accent that a Human would call French, made itself known.
“I was sent here to guard ze ship.” He deadpanned, and three drills emerged from his head.
Turning from the newcomers, Averii sighed and looked to the two guards. “If there’s no more problems, I’ll be heading through then, Guardsmen.” One of them let out a grunt of acknowledgement. Suddenly, however, a massive vibration rocked the ship, and Averii turned once more to face it’s source; the ship trailing.
“What’s happening?!”
“What was that?” Vex grunted, turning to face the Plague Runner. Nin turned as well, his mechanical eye whirring as they trained themselves on the ship. A moment later, the vibrations stopped, and after another moment of silence, Vex drew a communicator from his PAK.
“I wonder what that noise was.” Nin muttered.
“What’s going on in there?” Vex barked softly. A muffled, crackling response tried to make it through, but was distorted. “Say again?” Suddenly, a sharp whine came through, and he yanked his head away from the communicator as the vibrations started again. Nin’s eye widened, and he opened his mouth to shout.
“Look out!” He barked, a Spittle Runner smashing through the barrier, trailing metallic debris that was not unlike a hangar door from the Plague Runner.
“Whoa!” Shouted Vex, as he glanced around for a control panel. From within the ship, he vaguely made out voices, crying out things such as ‘Quit pressing buttons!’ and ‘Quit poking me then!’
As the Spittle Runner rocketed out of the docked ship and smashed through into the bay, flying wildly as audible voices were heard shouting from it, Ave dived reflexively with the guardsmen.
“Get down! Get dooown!” Barked the green-eyed one, tossing his spear to the side as it flew chaotically and erratically. Averii caught it mid-air and yanked it close to him, adrenaline pumping through his veins.
“I didn’t train for this! AND I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS!”
Shouted the other. Suddenly, a humming filled the bay as a beam
descended from the ceiling, and a green beam shot from it, instantly stopping the rampant ship. Bolting up, Averii held the shockspear in front of him, shifting jerkily for a moment. Below him, somewhere to the
sides of the stairs, he heard an unfamiliar voice.
“Whew, that was close…”
“I almost don’t have to ask who that is…” Vex sighed, stepping away from the control panel as the ship dropped, smoking profusely. The crescent-shaped ship hit the deck with a solid crack, and a moment later the viewport slid open. From the corner of his eye, he spotted JIR walking over as three familiar forms bickered out of the wreckage.
“Man, you always crash.” Remarked a fourth member; Hatbot, atop Mario’s head. Angri shook with rage, eyeballing both Mario and the robotic tophat with a venomous glare.
“You IDIOTS!” She shrieked, her ruby eyes filled with her rage. Mario sighed, and adjusted Hatbot.
“I guess coming with you guys was a bad idea,” He muttered, his amber-brown eyes squinting with agitation as they left the smoke. Vex stopped in front of them, and eyed them carefully.
Especially Schmoob.
“Hey, I WOULDN’T HAVE CRASHED IF YOU STOPPED POKING ME!” Shouted the red-eyed Irken in defense.
From a fair amount away, JIR slumped in disappointment. “Monsieur Schmoob?” He groaned.
“Why were you in my hangar?” He asked tiredly. Mario shrugged.
“Ask Schmoob.” He said. Vex groaned.
“I swear, this happens every time I go anywhere…” Schmoob looked at him sheepishly.
“Well, I assumed I wouldn’t be allowed on your ship after…” He paused, and he shifted uncomfortably. “Past Incidents.” He straightened up immediately, however. “So I decided to stay in there!” The he glanced to Mario. “I wouldn’t have crashed if SOMEONE had stopped poking me!”
“Hey!” Mario cried defensively. “I was adjusting Hatbot’s arm, not poking you!” Angri hissed quietly in annoyance.
“It doesn’t matter…” She sighed, trying to calm down, “Who is the…” She paused, and grit her teeth. “Poking… POKER-ER!” Vex sighed, and nodded.
“Well, alright, you’re here now. I advise you calm down and try not to wreck this very expensive ship’s Maiden Voyage.”
From a distance, Averii continued to watch as he held the shockspear, the two guards transfixed on the sight as well; the technicians were nowhere to be seen. Shaking himself from his trance as his stomach growled, he looked to the spear in his hands and his eyes widened as his senses returned to him. Eyeing the guards carefully, he deactivated it and crossed his arms behind his back, concealing the weapon as it slid into storage size with a click. Then, he turned to the disarmed guard.
“So Guardsman, what and where do you get to eat around here anyway?” The guardsman immediately snapped from his trance and grinned cheerfully, none the wiser.
“We’ve got like twelve foodcourts, but I’ll give you the basics…”
“You two damaged my ship and made my entrance look HORRIBLE!” Angri screeched. “Especially YOU, Schmoob!” The red-eyed Irken looked defensive.
“Huh!?” He grunted. “Oh, come on, I do this stuff all the time!” One of Angri’s eyes twitched for a moment. Hatbot protested at the volume of her voice, but she drowned it out.
“EXACTLY.” She hissed slowly. Mario opened his mouth to continue to protest, but Vex tapped her on the shoulder, and immediately she straightened up. With a resigned groan, she turned to him. “Sorry about this, Vex,” She sighed. “I’ll pay for whatever damages these two fools have caused.” He nodded, and began to turn before she tugged on his arm once again. “Also,” She whispered, somewhat distressed. “Let’s not mention this to the high ranks.” He nodded once, then twice.
“Alright, sounds good.” He turned towards the stairs, and eyed the blue-eyed male at the top for a moment, trying to hide a weapon behind their back. “Now, if you don’t mind, I’d like to proceed to the festivities…” He looked back to his Plague Runner for a moment.
“Before anyone else falls out of my ship.” Not a second later, a short, green, amber-eyed blur fell from the ceiling with a yelp, and immediately Trox stood rigid and proud.
“Someone call me name?!” He shouted. Groaning, Vex immediately made for the stairs.
“-Don’t order from Four!” The guardsman called as Averii strode towards the elevator, grinning as he left them empty-handed. Never go anywhere without a weapon.
“Soldiers,” He sighed, grabbing an ID card and holding it up as he passed, “Those three from the Spittle Runner are with me.” The unarmed one nodded. He looked back at Trox, who was nodding vigorously and seemed to mouth ‘cookie’ as Schmoob seemed to offer him something. “That one… Not so much. I advise you don’t let him out of the hangar. Ever.”
Meanwhile, as the others marched off to an elevator, Trox grinned at the stick in his hand, demented thoughts swirling around within his head as the two guards stared at him cautiously.
“Now, this is a really formal event, so you need to take it down a notch.” He glanced to Schmoob, then out at Trox for a moment as the door opened. “We all have reputations, despite how low some of them may be.” In the corner of his eye, he noticed the shorter outsider distance himself as they piled into the elevator.
“...This sounds boring.” Hatbot complained. Schmoob grinned.
“You know, at least Trox is stuck in the hangar, Vex. I wonder what he’s doing, though…”
Trox’s grin grew, and he narrowed his eyes gleefully at the flame that danced on the end of the stick.
“Imma bake me some gooood snacks with this here microwave.” He nodded to himself. “Mmmm-hm.” Meanwhile, the two guards maintained their distance as they prayed for the 20 reinforcements to arrive, circling with extinguishers and riot shields.
Chapter Two - Fried FRI[]
Angri sighed, and turned her head to the two beside her as Schmoob continued to grin, and Mario stood rigid with Hatbot being, well, Hatbot.
“Vex is right, you know. You two are supposed to be supporting me as an Invader.” She glared once more. “DO NOT screw this up,” She hissed, yanking Schmoob by the collar. “From what I’ve been told, the Almighty Tallest themselves are going to be here!” The shorter blue-eyed male’s antennae perked up as the Elevator began it’s ascent, and for a moment, he considered speaking.
“Er, actually, the Tallest can’t attend the voyage.” He called softly; however, he was ignored as the elevator suddenly chimed, and a feminine, artificial voice filled the cabin.
“Hello, and welcome to the Majestic,” The AI began, voices quieting in the elevator. “Flagship of the planned Luxury fleet.” Hatbot groaned.
“You mean there’s more?” Angri shot him a look. The AI continued, ignoring the remark.
“I am the Irken AI designated Aquila, and will be managing your voyage. From the recreation decks, to habitation and agriculture, everything is controlled by me and your crew.”
“Huh, AI everywhere. Fancy.” Vex nodded.
“This elevator is inbound to Food Court Four from the Docking Bay.” Aquila continued. “Please, keep your antennae, tentacles, arms, legs, and other appendages inside at all times. Have a pleasant day, and remember that you may access me for help from any terminal.” A short, pleasant fanfare played immediately after, and the speakers clicked off.
“As I was saying, do not screw up you two, or else.” Angri hissed. Schmoob nodded, still held by the collar.
“This ship IS pretty boring,” He sighed, glancing about for a moment, “But then again, I’m horribly terrified of you!” He stared at her. “So okay.” With a grunt of contentment, Angri released the red-eyed male and returned to waiting for the elevator to end.
The taller scientist nodded as the Invader released the male, and Ave continued to try and squeeze himself away from the group.
“Yeah, don’t screw up.” He sighed. “Lots of officers, even the Tallest.” He looked down to those around him, and glanced to Averii for a moment. “So everyone on their best behavior.” Feeling a bit clausterphobic, Averii tapped his foot quietly as the elevator continued for a few more minutes. The green-eyed SIR from earlier coughed, strangely enough.
“I heard there’s going to be a visitor,” He paused. “From Smalvada.”
“...Tallest, who made these things?” He sighed quietly. “Why do they take so long to get anywhere?” The blue-eyed scientist stared at him for a moment.
“Who is that guy?” Vex whispered aloud, eyeing the nervous male inquisitively. He wasn’t dressed in an Invader’s uniform, or a scientist’s uniform. Rather, he wore some sort of jacket and a belt, with the shockspear he’d taken earlier clipped to it.
“I dunno.” Hatbot whispered back, and Vex winced. “HEY DUDE!” Shouted the top-hat, causing a few of them to jump.
“Who are you?” The hat asked, and for a moment Averii returned the strange stares he got.
“...Senior Invader-Class Averii.” He replied carefully. The machine stared back at him strangely.
“You’re a senior citizen? Mmkay.” The scientist continued to stare.
“An Invader? What operation did you serve in?” They asked. Ave shrugged.
“I got picked for Impending Doom I, but there was a horrible incident with explosives, so I missed that.” He shrugged. “Control brains gave me what could be a made-up rank and made me wait until the second one,” He sighed. “Then I missed that one too because fuel runs quickly when you don’t remember to fix the gauge.” The scientist nodded for a moment.
“I see.” They shrugged.
“The Tallest originally had me on Hobo 13 as an assistant trainer because of that,” Ave continued, “But they couldn’t come for the Maiden Voyage, so I was sent instead.” His stomach suddenly lurched as he felt himself grow a bit lighter, the lift slowing.
“Looks like we’re almost at the food court. The Tallest aren’t here, then?” Averii nodded. The door slid open with a chime, and apprehensibly Averii strode out first into the empty cafeteria.
“Why the heck is this place empty?” Called Angri. “Is there food poisoning here?” Averii shrugged. Food Court Four… He heard something about it earlier, but he couldn’t remember for the life of him. Averii strode over to the counter as he looked around; there was some mongoose-like creature stuffing itself, but besides that it was empty aside from them.
“...You look like a rogue fruit blender!” Schmoob chuckled, poking Kiz’s head. The SIR sighed in resignation as Hatbot broke into laughter.
“That’s a pretty good joke,” They remarked, calming down after a short, quiet minute. Nin stood quietly off to the side.
“So, I can’t wait to show the other scientists and officers my newest inventions,” He grinned. “They’ll be FAS-CI-NATED!” Schmoob’s antennae perked up, and his eyes lit up with excitement.
“Did you invent a coffee machine that can shoot pig corpses at the enemy?!” He asked energetically. Nin stared strangely and quietly at him for a moment.
“...What purpose would that even serve?!” Mario stared at him, and his eyes intensified the stare into a glare.
“Hello…?” He called. The counter was empty, save for what looked like the top-half of a SIR unit bolted on some trolley-type device. Suddenly, the SIR seemed to let out a mechanical groan, and the eyes flickered to life as blue light filled them. The thing turned, and slid over to him as it twitched a few times. In the corner of his eye, Ave saw the taller scientist approach behind him, and they looked at the machine cautiously.
“Welcome to Food Court FOUR!” It beamed, flailing it’s arms for a moment as Ave ducked back, avoiding the metal.
“Tallest, watch it!” He hissed. The machine seemed ignorant of his complaint, however.
“I am Food Repository Intelligence Unit 0451, or FRI-0451!” It continued, it’s arms slowing. “What may I get you, fleshbag?!” It screeched, and Averii eyed it strangely before he stood up again.
“I’ll have some nachos, I guess.” The machien nodded, and turned for a moment as it slid behind a barrier. Then, after a loud humming and some worrying metallic sounds, the FRI-unit slid back around carrying a tray full of…
“Doughnut Spaghetti with Computer Chip bits, just as you asked!” It beamed, spinning around for a moment, and as Averii tried to jump back, the tray went flying.
As the Invader was sent flying, the tray of sugary-noodley-metal slamming into his head with a yelp, Nin eyed the FRI-bot with shock, the affair interrupting his thoughts of machinery. Kiz, Angri’s yellow-eyed SIR, stared intently, the three eyes focusing as the fourth one zoomed in on the machine as it twitched and stuttered.
“HAVE A NICE DAY!” It screamed, it’s eyes filled with red.
“I am detecting severe internal damage!” Kiz shouted. “That robot is defective!” Vex glanced to the SIR for a moment, then back to the vibrating machine as it began to screech. Sparks flew wildly, and an eye came loose before it exploded, sending metal, circuitry, and strange meat strips everywhere. In the aftermath as silent moments followed, a small note floated down.
“That’s… A problem.” Vex stated simply, picking up the note. “Out of order.”
“That would have been nice to know.” Averii groaned, his face obscured by noodles, sugary dough pieces, and a metal tray. To the side, the mongoose gagged for a moment as it’s hoverchair dipped, but then took a breath before it continued to feast.
Sitting up slowly, Averii shook his arms calmly for a moment. Then, he began to growl and gag as the pawed away at the mess. “That sucked!” As his vision returned, Averii spotted a chamber in the ceiling open, and a short service drone descended among three platforms. Nodding and grunting for a moment, the short Irken jumped off his platform, and extended a mop as a bucket hovered down after. A name tag was barely visible on his chest; Service Drone Mij.
“Hey, you!” He barked, rather loud for his dimunitive stature as the mongoose-creature floated over to Averii, finished with it’s feast. Averii eyed the mongoose, then the drone.
“You must be Averii,” The mongoose gargled. “The Tallest told me you would be here.” Averii stared for a moment, then nodded.
“Yeah, sorry though, I’m a bit busy dealing with this mess.” The mongoose nodded.
The Service-Drone growled in frustration, and kicked Averii softly in the shin, causing the blue-eyed Irken to recoil and stumble back in surprise.
“Hey, MOVE IT!” He barked again “I’ve got a food court to clean, and a FRI to fix!” Averii grumbled for a moment, and glanced to the drone.
“Fine, give me a second.” The drone’s eyes narrowed, unsatisfied.
“I said, MOVE IT! Not meant for just you, ya know!” Vex turned, and eyed the drone carefully.
“Hey, short-stuff, I don’t think it’s your place to talk that way to an Invader.”He called cautiously. The drone eyed him aggressively.
“It may not be my place, but I have a job to do!” He pointed at the discarded tray, and the smoking remains of the FRI. “So again, with all due respect,” He growled, “GET MOVING! Go to another Food Court, we’ve got, like, twelve!” The Irken waited, then growled as his goggled eyes more imaginary holes into each of the mostly ignorant Irkens around him. “Frikkin’ Invaders.” With a sigh, the drone grumbled and began to get to work, placing the tray on another platform as he began to scrub and mop away at the remaining sugar-noodles.
“By the way, you got rid of those blueprints about Zik, riiiight?” Nin stared at them calmly.
“I have no idea what you’re talking about.” Mario stared at him blankly.
“...Stop lying, dude. Pretty much everyone knows about them.” Nin visibly stiffened. “Because of that one time… And yeah, you already know.” Visible beads of sweat appeared on Nin’s forehead for a moment.
“Oh! OH! You mean THAT blueprint, heh.” He shifted a bit, wiping the moisture from his brow. “I was just, uh…” Mario looked at him accusingly. “Uh, I was working on some stuff for Zik to amplify his abilities. Y’know.” Mario returned to the blank stare.
“Suuuure.” Nin shifted again.
“You and the others obviously fight interdimensional horrors often, so why not upgrade?” He grinned. “By the way, here’s a laser sword!” Mario continued to stare blankly.
“...I have my own weapons, though.” He narrowed an eye. “Why are you being so suspicious?”
“Don’t be silly! This sword can cut through most materials, including Irken flesh of course!”
“You know I’ll be able to tell. Vok owes me a bunch because I did him a solid favor, and I can easily just tell him to find all your little secrets.” Nin stiffened again. “Again, I have my own weapons, thanks.” Suddenly, Angri interjected.
“...Who’s Vok?” She asked, her ruby eyes twisted into an expression of confusion.
“My dad.” Mario shrugged. Nin began to perspire once more.
“Let’s not bring and supernatural things into this, alright?” Mario shook his head.
“Too late.”
“I may be forced to use, well, force. No offense.” Schmoob suddenly jumped to Mario’s side, and whispered in a panicked tone, but he was pushed away softly as he smirked.
“But didn’t you say that research was INTENDED to help us? I ask again, why are you being so suspicious?” Schmoob jumped back to him again, however.
“Don’t! Anyone who investigates might blame me!” He begged. “The Looney Bin was HORRIBLE! Please!” Mario stared at him for a moment.
“But he can’t put you back there for no reason,” He whispered. Schmoob frowned, and grimaced.
“Not him! The military!” Suddenly, a foot met his leg, and Schmoob recoiled as the goggled Service-Drone glared.
“Get out of here, damn it!” Mij barked, waving his mop around like a spear. Nin sighed.
“We should go.”
“This food court is defective!” Averii called as he left, removing his gloves as he rounded the a corner, pursued by the Mongoose.
“I’m going up to the bridge.” Vex sighed, returning to the elevator, and the rest followed.
Original RP Transcripts[]
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( Well uh.. 2:36 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( Hm 2:36 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( LETS BEGIN 11:38 PM
Averii: (The silence! It returns!) 11:38 PM
Averii: (Yeah, I'll just get this rolling) 11:38 PM
Averii: -The Majestic. A simple name, not unlike that of another in the Irken Fleet. 11:39 PM
Averii: -Rivalling the size of that ship, The Massive, it's primary decks rest well protected beneath not immodest armor. 11:40 PM
Averii: -Yet unlike that ship, it's purpose is not for power. 11:40 PM
Averii:
-Commissioned by the newest Almighty Tallest, the dual rulers insisted
on the creation of a class of ship that would seem quite far from the minds of most Irkens. 11:41 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( mario,check pm 11:42 PM
Averii:
-The Majestic; the first Irken Cruise Ship in years. With entire decks
dedicated to habitation, recreation, and more, despite it's very military appearance. 11:42 PM
Quote: (back 11:42 PM
Averii: -However, now embarks one suited more for military. 11:43 PM
Averii:
"...Now tell me again, just why can I not take my equipment onboard?"
Averii sighed in frustration, his left hand meeting his forehead. 11:44 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Technican: Tallest's orders. 11:44 PM
Averii:
"For Irk's sake, I am an Invader!" He looked to the two guards flanking the pair of technicians; a bit shorter than he, but well armed. 11:45 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken:
Technican: You don't need weapons on a cruise ship anyway,the last time we let someone on board with weapons on a ship like
this..well..uh..very few survived. 11:45 PM
Averii: His eye twitched for a moment. 11:45 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Technican2: It was HORRIBLE. 11:45 PM
Averii: "But the last time we had a ship like this was years ago! Besides, THEY get to keep their weapons!" 11:46 PM
Averii: He gestured to the guards behind them in frustration. 11:46 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Technican: They're guards,guards need weapons to poke people with. So they can. 11:46 PM
Averii: (Feel free to jump in here, guys; generic guardsman, frustrated passenger, protocol bots, etc)
Averii groaned in frustration, and he glanced to the imposing figure beside him as BLU's metallic antennae hovered quietly. 11:47 PM
Hitchhiker: (Okay. 11:48 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Technican: OH UH-I almost forgot,no SIR units unless their weapons are completely removed. 11:48 PM
Averii: "ALL THEIR WEAPONS?!" Averii barked, laughing harshly as BLU stood silent and monolithic. 11:48 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Technican:Uh..Yep. 11:49 PM
Averii: "Do you have any idea how long we'll be here if I have to unload him?" He growled, recomposing himself. 11:49 PM
Averii: "Just let me have my robot, damn it!" 11:49 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Technican: Well then,I guess you'll have to keep him in your ship. 11:49 PM
Averii:
The machine's antennae twitched suddenly, and it turned to Averii, it's single eye drawing a monotone glare at the Technicians. 11:50 PM
Hitchhiker: "Excuse me," said a voice behind them. "Am I allowed to take my club on board?" 11:50 PM
Averii: (Brb, sorry) 11:51 PM
Hitchhiker: (Okay. 11:52 PM
Averii: (Back, had to manage a grill) 11:52 PM
Vex Entered the Massive 11:52 PM
Averii: Averii turned, and narrowed an eye at the voice's owner 11:52 PM
Vex: Hey 11:52 PM
Averii: (Greetings) 11:52 PM
Vex: (Oh, RP?) 11:52 PM
Hitchhiker: (Hey, Vex. 11:52 PM
Quote: (Yup 11:52 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( Yeah 11:52 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( It's non canon 11:53 PM
Averii: (Yeah, I have a Google Doc with the information on it, someone can PM you that) 11:53 PM
Vex: (Ok, sounds good 11:53 PM
Averii: (I could, if I took the time to find that command here) 11:53 PM
Vex: (You need premium, I think 11:53 PM
Vex: (You can PM it to me on the IEW chat 11:53 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( We don't have any other RPs to do right now,unless Jib comes 11:53 PM
Averii: (It's posted there now) 11:54 PM
Hitchhiker:
The source of the voice was a plumb Irken with somehow three heads. His body was extended to fit all three, and he had three sets of organs,
and three PAKs. 11:54 PM
Quote: (Schmoob, PM 11:54 PM
Averii stared for a moment, then turned as BLU prodded him. 11:54 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( Btw,how long are you going to be here Vex? 11:54 PM
Vex: (It actually makes a lot of sense that Vex would be in this RP... Well, depending on when it takes place 11:55 PM
Vex: (And I'll be here a while 11:55 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( Oh good 11:55 PM
Averii: BLU: "Recommend compliance with regulations, Commander." He droned. "I serve no purpose at this time." 11:55 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( Btw,are you gonna be at school tommorrow? 11:55 PM
Averii looked to the plump, multi-headed Irken once more, then the waiting technicians before shaking his head reluctantly. 11:55 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( Averii,Mario,Vax,and I are going to be home 11:55 PM
Vex: (As long as this RP takes place after the season two finale or before the one where Vex disappears, he can be in it 11:55 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( Well,it's non canon,so it doesn't matter that much 11:56 PM
Vex: (I'll be home the latter half of the day. I'm at robotics the first half 11:56 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( ok good 11:56 PM
Averii: "Alright. BLU, restore the gear on the Chrysalis," He sighed, crossing his arms, "Then go into sleep mode." 11:56 PM
Averii eyed
the technicians with a half-hearted glare as the Machine saluted, then
marched off with a bag bristling with telltale weapon-like bulges. 11:57 PM
Averii: "NOWm may I come aboard?" 11:57 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Technican: OH MY IRKUS,YOUR HEAD-WHAT...HOW DO YOU HAVE 3?! 11:57 PM
Vex: (Real quick, where are they right now? 11:57 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Technican2: *Vomits in a bag of donuts* 11:57 PM
Averii winced at the outburst, and sighed 11:57 PM
Averii: (Currently in the docking bay of... One moment 11:58 PM
Averii: ( http://prntscr.com/65oxnk ) 11:58 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *The technicans run away horrified of the 3 headed mutant irken* 11:58 PM
Averii: (Averii's getting hassled by ship security, can't bring his weapons or robot onboard) 11:58 PM
Vex: (Ok. Can I have them see a ship landing in the bay right now for the reveal party thing? 11:58 PM
Averii: (Sure.) 11:58 PM
Hitchhiker:
The strange Irken Averii had seen had a rare condition, making him the
way he was. A scientist had said the chance of him surviving was 976543689 to 1. When he did survive, the scientist was thrown into a pit
of vicious flesh-eating seagulls. 11:59 PM
Vex: *the blast doors of the hangar open and a huge ship glides into the bay.* 12:00 AM
Averii turned, watching the ship slide in as the two technicians left the area. He made note to file a complaint about them later. 12:01 AM
Hitchhiker:
Curiously enough, although they even decided to name him Trinthrax,
everyone always seemed to ignore the fact that he was so strange. With the exception of the technicians of course. 12:01 AM
Vex:
*the ground vibrates and pneumatic blasts come out of tubes as the ship decompresses and a docking walkway extends to meet it* 12:01 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( Is it the Plauge Runner? 12:01 AM
Vex: (yep 12:01 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( oh 12:02 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( http://irkempire.wikia.com/wiki/Plague_R... just incase 12:02 AM
Vex: *the docking tunnel lights up as passengers get off of the ship descend into the hangar bay* 12:03 AM
Vex: *and descend 12:03 AM
Vex: Typo 12:03 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *One the passengers is a light blue eyed Irken scientist,his right eye is replaced with a robotic eye* 12:04 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( http://irkempire.wikia.com/wiki/Irken_Sc... ) 12:04 AM
Averii eyed
the ship with a bit of curiousity as the passengers marched out, then
glanced to the guards as they continued to stare ahead blankly. 12:04 AM
Vex:
*two other passengers get out, one of them a very tall Irken wearing a
formal military scientist uniform and the other a purple eyed mathematician 12:05 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Nin: Ah good to see the ship isn't in flames,the Not-To-Be-Mentioned-Defective Invader must've missed this celebration. 12:06 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( i'm guessing the tallests give zim horribly incorrect instructions to the cruise ship 12:07 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: gave* 12:07 AM
Averii glanced to the guards again. 12:07 AM
Vex: And it's good that he did. I donated a free power core for the creation of this ship... 12:07 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( not that he'll appear or anything 12:07 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Nin: Yep. 12:07 AM
Vex: Er.... Not to mention all the innocent lives on the ship.... That too... 12:07 AM
Hitchhiker: A strange SIR Unit who was told to guard the ship walked out pass them. 12:08 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Guard:HEY! 12:08 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Guard: All SIR units must have their weapons removed before entering. 12:08 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Guard2: Tallest orders. 12:08 AM
Hitchhiker: "He would be dead," spoke the strange SIR Unit. He looked over to the guards. "I was sent here to guard ze ship." 12:09 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *The 2nd guard points to a rusty metal sign that says "NO WEAPONS ALLOWED",the sign falls onto the floor* 12:09 AM
Averii eyed the sign with annoyance, then looked to the guards again, suddenly realizing his pointlessness in standing around. 12:09 AM
Averii: "Guardsmen! I'll be passing through now, if there are no more problems." 12:10 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *A loud noise is heard from the plauge runner* 12:10 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Guard:Yes sir. 12:10 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Nin:? What's that noise... 12:10 AM
Averii turns at the strange sound, and eyed the large ship suspiciously as he pauses midstride. 12:10 AM
Vex: What was that? *glances at the plague runner* 12:10 AM
Hitchhiker: The SIR Unit's head opened up, and several drills came out. 12:11 AM
Vex: Hm. *calls a crewman onboard and asks if he knew what the noise was* 12:11 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *A hole on the plauge runner's hangar door bursts open,and a small version of a spittle runner flew out of it* 12:11 AM
Averii dives for cover along with a guardsman 12:11 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *arguing voices come from the ship* 12:11 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *The ship widly flies around out of control* 12:12 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Nin: Look out! 12:12 AM
Vex: Whoa! *sprints over to a control panel and uses the tractor beam to slow it down 12:12 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *The ship haults from the tractor beam* 12:12 AM
Averii grabs the guard's discarded Shock-Spear and waves it around jerkily in panic as adrenaline fills him 12:12 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Familar voice:"GAURGGHHH! NO! STOP! QUIT PRESSING BUTTONS" 12:12 AM
Averii suddenly eyed the halted ship, and then the weapon he held. 12:12 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: " YOU QUIT POKING ME THEN!" 12:13 AM
Hitchhiker: The SIR Unit lowered its drills. 12:13 AM
Vex: Whew, that was close... And I almost don't have to ask who that is... *turns off the beam and let's the ship fall to the floor* 12:13 AM
Averii handed
the weapon back to the guardsman, still getting back on his feet, and
dusted his jacket off a bit as he continued to eye the debacle 12:14 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *The ship crashes onto the ground,smoking* 12:14 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *The cockpit window opens,three Irkens come out* 12:14 AM
Hitchhiker: The SIR Unit walked over to the Irkens. 12:15 AM
Quote: Hatbot: Man, you always crash. 12:16 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken:
*The three irkens are: a rage filled female Invader,an Irken wearing
strange clothes and a robotic tophat,and a generic red eyed irken wearing weird clothes* 12:17 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( http://irkempire.wikia.com/wiki/Invader_... 12:17 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Angri: YOU IDIOTS! 12:17 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *The female Invader was filled with horrible unmerciful rage,she shrieked at the two other irkens* 12:18 AM
Quote: Mario: *Sigh* Coming with you guys was a bad idea, wasn't it? 12:18 AM
Vex: Ugh. *walks up to the three* Why were you in my hangar? 12:18 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: HEYYYY,I WOULDN'T HAVE CRASHED THE SHIP IF YOU DIDn'T STOP POKING ME. 12:18 AM
Quote: Mario: *shrugs* Ask Schmoob. 12:18 AM
Vex: I swear, this happens every time I go anywhere... 12:18 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: Well,I assumed you wouldn't let me in your ship after...past incidents. 12:19 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: So I decided to stay in there. 12:19 AM
Quote: Mario: I wasn't poking ya! I was trying to adjust Hatbot's arm.. 12:19 AM
Averii stood idly with the two guards, watching from a distance. 12:19 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Angri: It doesn't MATTEr...who is...the...POKING POKERER 12:20 AM
Vex:
Mmm.... Alright, well, you're here now, so you should all calm down and try not to wreck the maiden voyage of this very new and very expensive
ship 12:20 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Angri: You two damaged my ship and made my entrance look HORRIBLE! 12:20 AM
Averii: "There's a point where I will have seen everything. This has gotten me a fair amount closer." Averii remarked neutrally. 12:20 AM
Hitchhiker: "Monsieur Schmoob?" said the SIR Unit, clearly having hoped for someone else. 12:20 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Angri:Especially YOU Schmoob. 12:20 AM
Quote: Hatbot: Angri, could you be quiet? You're reaaaaally annoying... and that's coming from me. 12:20 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:Eh? Oh C'mon,I do this stuff all the time! 12:21 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Angri:EXACTLY. 12:21 AM
Quote: Mario: I didn't damage your ship. 12:21 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Angri:GAurgh....Sorry about this Vex,I'll pay for any damages these two fools have caused. 12:21 AM
Averii turned to a guardsman, shaking himself from a trance. 12:21 AM
Averii: "Guardsman, what and where do you get to eat here, anyway?" 12:21 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Angrih and uh...let's not mention this to the high ranks..*whispers to Vex* 12:21 AM
Quote: Mario: *Sigh* I ain't a fool. You just want somebody to blame, don't ya?
Vex:
Alright, sounds good... Now, if you don't mind, let's proceed to the
festivities. Id like to get out of this hangar before anyone else falls out of my ship 12:22 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *Angri turned around,grinding her teeth and angrily glaring* 12:23 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:..0_0 12:23 AM
Quote: Hatbot: Awww MAN! We should have stayed home, we could of done something fun with Kiziklu.. or anything really. 12:23 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *Trox falls out of the hangar hole* 12:23 AM
Quote: Mario: Eh.. 12:23 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Trox:Deuuuuagghh,did somedeh call ME NAME?! 12:23 AM
Averii poked the guardsman a few times, trying to shake them from their stupor. 12:24 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:Trox,stay in the hangar until the celebration is over. If you do,I'll give you a COOKIE. 12:24 AM
Vex:
Oh, whatever.... *walks up to where Averii and the guards are* those
three back there are with me... That other one, maybe you shouldn't let him out of the hangar. *shows an ID card to the guards and proceeds to the elevator lift that they are guarding 12:24 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Trox:OH BOY! GFHFTGHFGHFG *Flails around horribly and falls back into the hangar screaming* 12:24 AM
Averii follows, shrugging at the silence 12:24 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Angri:*Follows Averii and Vex* 12:25 AM
Quote: Mario: *Follows Angri* 12:25 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *Schmoob follows as well* 12:25 AM
Hitchhiker: The SIR Unit followed them. 12:25 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *A SIR unit followed them as well* 12:26 AM
Vex: Now, this is a really formal event, so you guys need to take it down a notch... We all have reputations, despite how low they might be... *glances back at Trox* 12:26 AM
Averii shifted uncomfortably, and distanced himself from the group in the small elevator. 12:27 AM
Vex: *The elevator door closes and begins to ascend to the upper levels of the ship 12:27 AM
Hitchhiker: (http://irkempire.wikia.com/wiki/JIR So you know who the SIR Unit is. 12:27 AM
Quote: Hatbot: Uhggg this sounds boring. 12:27 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: At least Trox is in your hangar Vex..I wonder what he's doing. 12:27 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *Meanwhile* 12:27 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Trox: *Pulls out a stick and lights it on fire* 12:28 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Trox: Imma bake me some guud snacks with a microwave. Mmhmm. 12:28 AM
Vex: *about twenty Irken guards are circling him with fire extinguishers and riot shields 12:28 AM
Averii: -Suddenly, an automated message in the elevator begins playing!- 12:28 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Trox:GDGDRHTHTFHHF NOO I ONLY WANTED TO BAKE COOKIES- 12:28 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *Back at the elevator* 12:29 AM
Averii: AI: "Hello, and welcome to the Majestic." Came a feminine, automated voice. 12:29 AM
Vex: Huh, AI in the elevators too... Fancy. 12:30 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken:
Angri: Vex is right,you two are supposed to be supporting me as an
invader. Do NOT screw this up,the Almighty Tallest will be here,along with other high ranks. 12:30 AM
Averii: AI: "You are currently: Inbound, from the: Docking Bay. Destination is: Food Court Four." 12:30 AM
Averii suddenly perks up, his antennae standing up 12:30 AM
Averii: "Actually, the Tallest will not be attending this voyage." 12:31 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: This ship is boring,but I'm horribly terrified of you,so ok. 12:31 AM
Quote: Hatbot: "You two"..? So that means I can screw it up? YAY! 12:31 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *Schmoob takes out a poster of a crudely drawn picture of Angri,words under her read "Angri IS DA BEST"* 12:31 AM
Averii eyed the group for a moment, then resumed staring ahead as the elevator continued it's ascent. 12:31 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Angri: *sighs* 12:31 AM
Vex: Yeah, admiral shiv will be here, the Tallests, invaders, elite commanders... Everyone who is everyone, pretty much. 12:31 AM
Vex: So everyone on their best behavior 12:31 AM
Quote: Mario: Well you're a pretty rude person, who insulted me a few minutes ago. Sooo I don't really care. 12:32 AM
Quote: (that was to Angri 12:32 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Kiz: Angri,I'm afraid I will have to agree with Mario..a bit. 12:32 AM
Averii taps his foot impatiently, the elevator continuing it's ascent. 12:32 AM
Averii: "Tallest, why would they make these things take so long?" He muttered, crossing his arms. 12:33 AM
Hitchhiker: "I heard there's going to be a visitor," spoke JIR. "From Smalvada." 12:33 AM
Vex: *looks at Averii* *whispers* who is that guy? 12:33 AM
Quote: Hatbot: I dunno. 12:34 AM
Quote: Hatbot: *looks at Averii* HEY DUDE, WHO ARE YOU? 12:34 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken:
*Kiz was a SIR unit with a yellow color scheme,his head was dome shaped with 3 eyes on the left of his head,and one huge telescopic eye on the
right connected by wires,his mouth was a strange square shaped object with 3 sideways slots,he spoke with a built in microphone* 12:34 AM
Averii eyed the machine cautiously as it completed it's shout, and stared back neutrally. 12:34 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Angri: *sigh*..I guess I could calm down a bit Kiz. 12:35 AM
Averii: "Senior Invader-Class Averii." 12:35 AM
Hitchhiker: "Namiwar will be there," JIR said. 12:36 AM
Quote: Hatbot: You're a senior citizen? Okay. 12:36 AM
Vex: An invader? Which op did you serve in? 12:36 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Angri: But if they do something,and I mean anything,I SWEAR,I'm going to kick their as- 12:36 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Kiz: Calm down Angri. 12:36 AM
Quote: Mario: PFFF- What, you're not joking? Do you honestly think you could fight us... and win? 12:36 AM
Averii:
"I'm not sure if the rank is made up or not," He sighed, "But I'm here
in any case to represent the Tallest and all that, since they're off doing... Something." 12:36 AM
Averii: Averii shrugged, and his arms went to his sides as the elevator suddenly began to slow. 12:37 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Kiz: Mario,please. I would not advise suggesting that. 12:37 AM
Quote: Mario: Whatever. She doesn't scare me.. 12:37 AM
Vex: They aren't here? Hm. Oh, looks like we are almost to the food court 12:37 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Kiz:*whispers* She has serious anger issues,she can get destructive. 12:37 AM
Averii: "They better have nachos." He grumbled. 12:37 AM
Quote: Mario: Yeaaah.. I noticed that. 12:37 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Angri:*grumbles to herself* 12:38 AM
Averii: -The elevator chimed, and the door slid open to reveal a mostly empty cafeteria.- 12:38 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: You look like a rouge fruit blender. *Pokes Kiz's head* 12:38 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Kiz:*Sighs* 12:39 AM
Averii walked out apprehensibly, and strode over to the counter as the small machine behind the counter flickered to life. 12:39 AM
Quote: Hatbot: *looks at Schmoob* HAAAHAAAHEAA! That's a pretty good joke.. 12:39 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Angri: Why the heck is this place empty? Is there food posioning spreading through the ship or something? 12:39 AM
Averii:
FRI-0451: "Greetings," It droned, twitching a few times as a blue light filled it's eyes; resembling the top-half of a SIR unit, it was bolted
to a machine behind the counter. 12:39 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Angri:*walks out* 12:39 AM
Vex: Hm. *walks over to the machine* 12:40 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *Schmoob and Kiz walk out as well,along with Nin* 12:40 AM
Quote: Mario: *walks out* 12:40 AM
Averii: FRI-0451: "Welcome to Food Court FOUR!" It beamed, flailing it's arms for a moment. "What may I get you, fleshbag?" 12:40 AM
Averii eyed it strangely, then leaned forward. 12:40 AM
Averii: "I'll have some nachos, I guess." 12:40 AM
Hitchhiker: JIR: *Follows Vex* 12:41 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Nin: I can't wait to show the other scientists and high ranks my newest inventions,they will be FAS-CI-NATED! 12:41 AM
Quote: Mario: Nah. 12:41 AM
Averii:
The machine nodded, and turned for a moment. Then, after a loud humming from behind another counter, a robotic arm appeared from the ceiling,
reaching down behind said counter. 12:41 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: Did you invent a coffee machine that can shoot pig corpses at enemies? 12:42 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Nin:....What purpose would that even serve? 12:42 AM
Averii:
FRI-0451: "Doughnut Spaghetti with cheese bits, just as you asked!" It
beamed, spinning around as a mass of noodles and sugar suddenly went flying. 12:42 AM
Quote: Mario:*Glares at Nin* Oh by the way, you got rid of those blueprints about Zik, righhht? 12:42 AM
Averii jumped, and with a yelp, was knocked onto his back and over a barrier as it collided with his face 12:42 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Nin: I have no idea what you're talking about. 12:42 AM
Quote: Mario: ... 12:43 AM
Hitchhiker:
There was a strange, extremely obese creature which resembled a
Mongoose was in a floating chair stuffing its mouth with food. 12:43 AM
Quote: Mario: :l 12:43 AM
Averii: FRI-0451: "Have a nice day!" 12:43 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Nin:*Looking at the FRI bot* 12:43 AM
Quote: Mario: Stop lying dude. 12:43 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Kiz: I am detecting severe internal damage,that robot is defective. 12:43 AM
Quote: Mario: Pretty much everyone knows about 'em. 12:43 AM
Averii:
Suddenly, the machine vibrated, and with a few sparks as it's eyes came loose, exploded, sending metal and a strange fluff everywhere. 12:43 AM
Quote: Mario: Because of that one time... and yeah, you already know. 12:44 AM
Averii: In the aftermath, a small note saying what could be interpreted as 'Out of Order' drifted down. 12:44 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Nin: OH! You mean THAT blueprint,heh. I was just..uh..I was working on some stuff for Zik to amplify his abilities. Y'know 12:44 AM
Vex: Whoa, that's a problem.... *glancing at the FRI machine 12:44 AM
Averii: (Credit to Schmoob for the idea of a defective FRI-Bot, by the way) 12:44 AM
Quote: Mario: Suuure. 12:44 AM
Averii lay still for a moment, his face covered by an amalgamation of noodle and frosting. 12:44 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken:
Nin: You,Zik,and the others obviously fight inter dimensional threats
often,and other horrible stuff,so why not upgrade your stuff? 12:45 AM
Hitchhiker: The strange, overweight mongoose barfed, and then continued to eat. 12:45 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Nin: Speaking of upgrades,here's a cool laser sword,just for you. 12:45 AM
Quote: Mario: >_>... 12:45 AM
Averii sat up slowly as he shook his arms, gagging and growling as he began to get to his feet once more. 12:45 AM
Quote: Mario: Yeah okay. If you're lying, you're gonna pay. 12:45 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *Nin handed Mario a blue blade sword,it's blade was transparent and made strange distorted noises as it moved* 12:46 AM
Vex: You guys are terrible at formal events, just gonna point that out... 12:46 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Nin: It can cut through most materials,including Irken flesh of course. 12:46 AM
Averii: "...That sucked!" He hissed, his hands flying across his face as he tried to wipe the sugary mess away. 12:46 AM
Quote:
Mario: Because I'll be able to tell. Vok owes me a bunch for me doing
him a solid favor, and I can easily just tell him to find the blueprints
and all your research. 12:47 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Nin: ....0_0... 12:47 AM
Quote: Mario: Thanks for the offer, but I have my own weapons. 12:47 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Angri:...Who's Vok? 12:47 AM
Quote: Mario: My dad. 12:47 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Nin:*Begins to sweat* Um..Heh.. uh..let's not bring any super natural things into this,ok? 12:48 AM
Averii: The tray clattered to the floor, and after a moment a chamber in the ceiling hissed open, and down descended a service drone 12:48 AM
Quote: Mario: Nope, too late. 12:48 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Nin: I might be forced to..uh...use force. No offense. 12:48 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:*whispers to Mario* 12:48 AM
Averii:
After a moment of nodding and grunting, the short Irken jumped off of
the platform he stood on, and extended a mop as a bucket hovered down after. 12:48 AM
Quote: Mario: *Smirks* Oh but didn't you say that the research was INTENDED to help us? Why are you acting so.. suspicious? 12:49 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: *whisper* Please DON'T,any Irkens that investigate might blame me for it,with me being involved in that kind of stuff. 12:49 AM
Averii: Service Drone Mij: "Hey, you!" He barked, rather loud for his dimunitive stature. 12:49 AM
Hitchhiker:
The strange creature floated over to them. "You must be Averii," he
gargled. "The Tallest told me you would be here representing them." 12:49 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:*whisper* The looney bin was HORRIBLE,plllleeeassseee. 12:50 AM
Averii eyed the janitor drone, then the mongoose-creature. 12:50 AM
Quote: Mario: *Whispers back* He can't put you back there for no reason.. 12:50 AM
Quote: in there* 12:50 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:NO,not him...the Irken Military 12:50 AM
Averii: "Yeah, though right now I'm a bit busy dealing with this, sorry." 12:50 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:*whisper* Pllllllleeeassseeeee 12:51 AM
Averii:
The service drone growled in frustration, and kicked Averii softly in
the shin, causing the blue-eyed Irken to recoil and stumble back in surprise. 12:51 AM
Quote: Mario: *Sigh* I have to do it Schmoob.. I just have to. 12:51 AM
Hitchhiker: "Very well," said the mongoose. 12:51 AM
Quote: Mario: *Whisper* What if he's planning to harm Zik? 12:51 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:*whisper* I'll spend a whole day doing whatever you want,just PLEASE don't. 12:51 AM
Averii: SD-Mij: "HEY, MOVE IT!" He barked again. "I've got a food court to clean, and a FRI to fix!" 12:51 AM
Quote: Mario: I can't have that happen, Schmoob. I'd never forgive myself. 12:51 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:*whisper* He's pretty weak,Zik will kill him easily. 12:51 AM
Averii: Grumbling, Averii glanced at the short drone. "Fine, give me a moment." 12:52 AM
Averii: The drone's eyes narrowed. 12:52 AM
Averii: SD-Mij: "I said, MOVE IT!" He repeated. "Not just you!" 12:52 AM
Hitchhiker: "I would assume you would all recognize me," said the mongoose. 12:53 AM
Vex: Hey short stuff, I don't think it's your place to talk that way to an invader. 12:53 AM
Quote: Mario: Yeah, but he could still hurt him. Like if he attacked him while he was off-guard. 12:53 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken:
Schmoob: Ok..fine..uh..I'll umm..remember that Alternate Zik?
Well..uh..I'll give you something for you both to use while you're alone..it's uh.. 12:53 AM
Vex: *walks up to the service drone 12:53 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:*whispering* 12:53 AM
Averii: The drone eyed Vex aggressively. 12:53 AM
Averii:
SD-Mij: "It may not be my place, but I have a job to do!" He pointed at the discarded tray, and the smoking remains of the FRI. 12:54 AM
Averii: SD-Mij: "So again, with all due respect," He growled, "Get moving! Go to another Food Court, we've got like twelve of them!" 12:54 AM
Quote: Hatbot: *listening to their conversation* Ooh, is he talking about some kind of present? 12:54 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *The whispers cause Mario to suddenly blush* 12:55 AM
Hitchhiker: "You all know who I am, RIGHT?!" spoke the mongoose in a firm tone. 12:55 AM
Averii: The Service Drone's goggled eyes bore imaginary holes as he glared at the mostly ignorant Irkens around him. 12:55 AM
Vex: Yeah, sorry about these guys... They do this all the time. *to the service drone* 12:56 AM
Quote: Mario: O-oh.. um.. thanks for the offer, but no thanks. I'm gonna stick with what I said before. 12:56 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: Just don't do it when Z's around- 12:56 AM
Hitchhiker: JIR glared at the mongoose. "Typical celebrity needs attention," he said. 12:56 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: He's about 3 y'know. 12:56 AM
Quote: Mario: Yeah, I know. 12:56 AM
Averii:
With a sigh, the Drone began to grumble and get to work, placing the
tray on another platform as he began to scrub away at the remaining sugar-noodles. 12:57 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Nin: We'd better move to another food court. 12:57 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Nin: This one seems abandonded. 12:57 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: abandoned* 12:57 AM
Vex: I'm going up to the bridge... That's where all the festivities are. 12:57 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: Look,I'll only give stuff to you only if you promise to not call Vok,ok? 12:58 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:PLLLEEASSEEEE,doo ett for ME! 12:58 AM
Averii:
"This food court is defective!" Called Averii from the corner of the
room, wiping his gloves off on a spare rag, held by his PAK. 12:58 AM
Quote: Mario: Sorry, I have to. 12:58 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *Schmoob holds up a picture of a crying LIR and a weeping young Schmoob,horrible sad violin music plays* 12:58 AM
Quote: Mario: Okay, let's go. 12:58 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Angri:*Follows Vex back to the elevator* 12:59 AM
Hitchhiker: The mongoose went into the elevator. 12:59 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *Kiz and Nin follow as well* 12:59 AM
Quote: Hatbot: OOOOOOO GET DENIED Schmoob! 12:59 AM
Hitchhiker: JIR went in as well. 12:59 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *Schmoob follows,bugging Mario about Vok* 12:59 AM
Quote: Mario: *follows Angri* 12:59 AM
Vex: *Goes up to the bridge 12:59 AM
Averii walks off and takes a different elevator, this time looking for the things closest to showers. 1:00 AM
Averii: (Vex, you've got the basic information about the Captain of the ship, right?) 1:00 AM
Averii: (Basic being name.) 1:00 AM
Vex: (Yeah, I think so 1:00 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: How about a robotic beaver that knows martial arts? 1:00 AM
Quote: Mario: *Sigh* No.
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:Anything! Anything at all!
1:01 AM
Averii: -Meanwhile, on the bridge! (Cue batman transition music)- 1:01 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:*violently shakes Mario* C"MON MARIO,MY FREEDOM IS AT STAKE *Yelling* 1:01 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *Kiz,Nin,and Angri stare at Schmoob,startled* 1:02 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:...Uh... 1:02 AM
Quote: Mario: Hm, I've got one thing in mind. 1:02 AM
Quote: Mario: How about....... 1:02 AM
Hitchhiker: The mongoose floated out onto the bridge. 1:03 AM
Quote: Mario: You let me call on Vok to investigate Nin's stuff. 1:03 AM
Averii: Sevo: "Navigator, confirm heading?" He grunted, his uniform pristine. 1:03 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:*Moves antennae toward Mario,listening* 1:03 AM
Quote: Mario: That sounds like a pretty good one. 1:03 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *Meanwhile,on the bridge* 1:03 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *A navigator loudly eats a bag of cheesy snack puffs while working on a computer* 1:04 AM
Averii:
CPT Sevo: "I repeat, Navigator, confirm heading? We've got places to
go, and the Docking Bay reports all guests of honor are checked in." 1:04 AM
Averii: Captain Sevo narrowed his eyes after a continued quiet, filled with a munching noise. 1:05 AM
Vex:
*Vex looks around the room, and sees the captain, as well as grand
admiral Shiv, many captains and commanders, and a prerecorded video of the Tallests 1:05 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Navigator: Oh Uh..Mggklorgh..*chewing snacks* MONFNFIMED 1:05 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Navigator:MMHM,MEHFGHP 1:06 AM
Averii: Groaning in annoyance, the purple-eyed Captain's left hand went to his face. 1:06 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *The navigator nods at the captain,covered in cheese puff dust* 1:06 AM
Quote: (afl 1:07 AM
Quote: (afk* 1:07 AM
Averii: Sevo: "That's it then, we're underway." He turned, facing his fellow officers, the hum of the engines growing in volume. 1:07 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *Schmoob walks out the elevator and enters the bridge* 1:07 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( pause,mario is brb 1:07 AM
Averii: Sevo: "Fellow officers, it is my great pleasure to again welcome you to the Maiden Voyage of the Majestic." 1:07 AM
Hitchhiker:
The mongoose turned to Averii. "I am Yax Yanigan," he spoke. "Judge of
Monga, CEO of Yax Industries, author of The Totally Legit Guide to Intelligence, author of The Totally Legit Guide to Astronomy, and the guy whose face is seen on some coins."
Averii nodded. 1:08 AM
Averii: "I'm Averii, and I'm trying to clean my shirt of sugar and noodles." 1:08 AM
Averii:
Sevo: "I see some of our guests have arrived on the bridge, actually,"
He gestured towards Vax, a screen descending behind them with a paused video waiting to resume. 1:09 AM
Hitchhiker: (I forgot Averii was in the shower. 1:09 AM
Averii: (That got awkward fast, didn't it?) 1:09 AM
Vex: *turns around to look at the screen* 1:09 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( Is Averii still in the shower,or no? 1:10 AM
Averii: (Yes, he's trying to cleanse doughnut spaghetti from his favorite jacket/shirt thing) 1:10 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( oh ok 1:10 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( While Mario is BRB,anyone see the planet articles I made? 1:10 AM
Averii: Sevo: "Now, despite the fact that the Tallest couldn't be here, instead sending Senior Invader Averii to represent them," 1:11 AM
Averii: (I saw a few of them, will see more later) 1:11 AM
Averii: Sevo: "Our mighty leaders have left us a prerecorded message for our Maiden Voyage!" 1:11 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( I decided to make some more planets instead of dimensions,since we have too many of them 1:11 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( I'll be making more. 1:11 AM
Averii: On the bridge, a few quiet claps resounded before Sevo raised his hand to quiet them. 1:12 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( Were they good? 1:12 AM
Averii: (I thought they were decent) 1:12 AM
Averii: Sevo: "Now, for a message from our leaders." 1:12 AM
Quote: (back 1:13 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( ok mario is back 1:13 AM
Quote: (wot, why didn't you pause- 1:13 AM
Averii: -Meanwhile, elsewhere as a soaking Ave emerges with a wet but clean uniform- 1:13 AM
Averii: (You didn't miss anything important) 1:13 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *Schmoob,Kiz,Angri,and Nin watch the video of the tallests* 1:13 AM
Averii: "I hate sugar so much," Averii sighed. 1:14 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: "Ah got sum sugar" 1:14 AM
Quote: Hatbot: Oooh! A video... 1:14 AM
Hitchhiker: (Is it on YouTube? 1:14 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *A vibrating alien wearing dirty filthy clothes is in the corner,one of his eyes fall out* 1:14 AM
Averii:
Glancing about for the elevator, he began a swift march as he heard the telltale thump and hum of footsteps and repulsor units from behind
him. 1:14 AM
Averii: "Oh, and reporters!" He hissed aloud, breaking into a run. 1:15 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Alien:*screams at Averii* "YA WUNT SUM MAGICAL SUGA?!" 1:15 AM
Averii: "This is going to be a long voyage," He hissed quietly. 1:15 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *The alien holds a baggy filled with a sugar like subtance,a picture of a rainbow is on it* 1:15 AM
Averii: -Back on the Bridge.- 1:15 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Alien: PLEASE BUY SOME,MY GRANDMOTHER NEEDS CHEESE PUFFS TO SURVIVE. 1:16 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: *munching on popcorn back at the bridge,watching the video* 1:16 AM
Vex: (You mean pap corn, Schmoob? 1:17 AM
Averii:
Sevo: "-And thus concludes a message from our leaders." The screen
pulled back into the ceiling, a triumphant fanfare playing quietly. Now,
if you'll all join me 1:17 AM
Averii: (Damn it, wasn't ready with that line) 1:17 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:*whispers* *coughs out some popcorn* So uh,*cough* Mario *nom* anything ya can do besides callin Vok? 1:17 AM
Averii: "Now, if you'll all join me in the main dining hall, the main reception is scheduled to start about now!" 1:17 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *The popcorn tub reads "PUPCURN",a drooling happy face is next tit* 1:17 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: it* 1:17 AM
Hitchhiker: (Were there any pop-ups on the video? 1:18 AM
Averii: Suddenly, as groups of officers begin to march to the elevators and stairs, the Navigator's console begins to flash. 1:18 AM
Averii: Pausing, Sevo turns. 1:18 AM
Averii: "Navigator, what is that?" He asked, approaching the cheese-dusted area with caution. 1:18 AM
Quote: Mario: *whispers* Not really 1:18 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( mario,pm 1:19 AM
Vex: *follows Sevo and the officers 1:19 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Navigator:Um..uh.. 1:19 AM
Hitchhiker: JIR followed Vex. 1:19 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Navigator:*points to a random green eyed navigator* 1:19 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Navigator2:? 1:19 AM
Averii: Narrowing his eyes in annoyance, Sevo turned to the other Navigator. 1:20 AM
Hitchhiker: "There is something wrong, I tell you!" spoke Yax Yanigan. "WRONG!" 1:20 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Guard: NO FOOD ALLOWED NEAR THE CONTROL PANELS 1:20 AM
Averii: "What've we picked up?" 1:20 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Guard2:ARREST HIM! 1:20 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *A group of guards grab the green eyed navigator,he screams for mercy and is dragged away* 1:21 AM
Averii: Sevo facepalmed, the Navigator mute and confused, and reached for the console himself. 1:21 AM
Hitchhiker:
Namiwar of Sockattack was standing at the back of the dining hall with
three strange cages, each holding a horrifying creature inside. 1:21 AM
Averii: Ignoring the scuffle behind him, the screen turned red as text began to scroll down it's side. 1:21 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Navigator1:*Puts snack bag in PAK* 1:21 AM
Averii: "Hm. Divert course, we're investigating this." 1:22 AM
Averii: -Elsewhere, with less cheese puffs.-
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *Schmoob is in the dining hall,walking with Mario* 1:23 AM
Averii suddenly runs by, pursued by a reporter and a swarm of camera drones, the helmeted Irken barking questions. 1:24 AM
Vex: (I gtg... Do you want me to get vex out of the RP somehow or what? 1:24 AM
Quote: Hatbot: This place is boring. The word boring is... boring. Me talking about boring stuff is kinda boring. 1:24 AM
Averii: (You can probably just leave, it'd work fine as far as I can tell) 1:25 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( yeah 1:25 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( Maybe Vex had to do something 1:25 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( important 1:26 AM
Vex: (Ok 1:26 AM
Averii: (Or Vex randomly disappears somewhere between the Bridge and the Dining Hall) 1:26 AM
Averii: (Then reappears later on, the trick for that being at what point the RP is at) 1:26 AM
Averii: (If we're still in the part with oh god so much boring lack of parasite hive mind, it's easy) 1:27 AM
Averii:
(If we're at the part where everyone is being eaten by parasite worms,
then we'll have to find a way to get them to come in as one of the few survivors believably) 1:27 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( but wouldn't there be a reason for him doing so? 1:27 AM
Vex: *Vex's phone starts ringing and he answers it* 1:27 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( oh nvm 1:27 AM
Vex: Yeah... Oh, ok. No, no, I can get there....... Right, I understand. Ok, bye. 1:28 AM
Averii: -Convenient Time Skip!- 1:28 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( wait vex should finish doing whatever that just was 1:29 AM
Averii: -It's about half an hour later, party things happening, etcetera- 1:29 AM
Averii: (The time skip makes everything easier, though) 1:29 AM
Averii: (Vex can have done whatever they needed to do in that space of time easily) 1:30 AM
Vex: (Yeah, we aren't recording this or whatever, so it's fine... Everyone knows that he left here 1:30 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( ok 1:31 AM
Averii: (Man, there is too much content before the worms, I should've cut off a ton of content in retrospect) 1:31 AM
Vex: (Ok, bye. I'll be back tomorrow. Will you guys be on here or on the IEW? 1:31 AM
Averii: (I'll probably be on both.) 1:32 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Its fine Crav,its been a while since we've rped,the more rping the better 1:32 AM
Vex: (k, bye 1:32 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( ill be on both 1:32 AM
Averii: (Goodbye.) 1:32 AM
Quote: (bye
Quote: (bye 1:33 AM
Hitchhiker: (In Alien, there's a lot of build-up before the death starts happening. 1:33 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( yeah,we should have more stuff happen before the worm doom happens 1:34 AM
Averii: (Yeah, but I just feel I've made us go through too much unneeded stuff.) 1:34 AM
Averii: (Hangar to Food court would've made a respectable first chapter in a story, I think.) 1:34 AM
Hitchhiker: (There was something I wanted to feature in. 1:34 AM
Averii:
(After that to now would be better as a quick summary at the start of
the second chapter, explaining how we got to the party.) 1:34 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( I've already recorded the rp already,so its fine 1:35 AM
Averii: (I'll probably try to make a typed, more storylike version of this later. Well, let's carry on then.) 1:35 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( ok 1:35 AM
Averii:
Sevo: "-What do you mean, they're missing?" He hissed, holding the
PAK-communicator close to him as he turned away from the crowd. 1:36 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Nin: I see Vex was busy as usual. 1:37 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Angri:Yep,he always leaves out of nowhere. 1:37 AM
Averii: Sevo: "Reestablish contact with the scout team!" He barked softly. "Get me that Invader, too!" 1:38 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:Anyone find it strange how he left without an explanation- 1:38 AM
Quote: Hatbot: Uhg, loyalists everywhere.. plus this place is pretty boring. Could it possibly get any worse? 1:38 AM
Averii: With a groan of exasperation, the device slid back into the PAK, and the Captain turned tiredly back towards the hall. 1:38 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Angri:Be quiet Schmoob. 1:38 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:What if a horrible species of parasitic space mutants spread throughout the ship causing doom and destruction? 1:39 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Angri: That would NEVER happen! 1:39 AM
Averii: The chamber was crowded; a bit too much for his tastes; though at least they weren't meant for combat. 1:39 AM
Averii:
A few moments passed as he stayed in the shadows; he never liked
speeches, and he felt the officers staring holes through him. 1:40 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *Multiple invaders from the show are seen in the room,eating food and talking* 1:40 AM
Averii: It felt like an eternity, but finally a blue-eyed Irken marched forth from the crowd, and snapped off a salute. 1:40 AM
Averii: "Reporting as requested, Captain," Averii nodded. "What seems to be the trouble?" 1:41 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:WOOOOOOOOOO! *waving arms* 1:41 AM
Averii: The Captain winced as a shorter Irken flailed wildly, then focused back on Averii. 1:41 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: ADAM IS GREAT! *screams* 1:41 AM
Averii: "Invader, we've got a problem, and since you're representing the Tallest I wanted you to be one of the first to know." 1:42 AM
Averii: A screen deployed from his PAK, and a few bystanders stared as it flickered to life, displaying a red-orange dustball. 1:42 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( So are the other invaders doing to present themselves too or something? 1:42 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( not for the tallests but 1:43 AM
Averii: (I dunno, the other Invaders and people are just there.) 1:43 AM
Averii: (Originally they were intended to be generic civilians or something, but eh, I'll just go with it.) 1:43 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( Ok 1:43 AM
Quote: Mario: *Taps Schmoob on the shoulder* Stop yelling man... you're kind of embarrassing us. 1:44 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Angri:*Takes out a gigantic wad of paper,it contains a detailed typed speech* 1:44 AM
Hitchhiker: A man from Smalvada stood by the cages containing the strange, horrific creatures. 1:44 AM
Averii:
Sevo: "We detected an anomalous signal from this planet, a dustball
called Tei Tenga 4, as you can see..." He shifted and sighed. 1:44 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: I'm being euthuastic of Abber! 1:44 AM
Averii:
Sevo: "We diverted course to investigate, despite the fact we aren't
military, and sent down a scout ship." Averii's eyes widened. 1:45 AM
Averii: "Lost contact? That can't be good." 1:45 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken:
Schmoob:Y'know,like a loyal friend should,speaking of loyal friends,how
about you not call Vok and doom me to a life in prison,eh? 1:45 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Angri:*Reads her speech over and over,sweating nervously* 1:45 AM
Averii: The Captain shook his head. "No, it's not." Suddenly, the room darkened, and then turned red. 1:45 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Kiz:*sits next to Angri,idle* 1:46 AM
Averii: -An alarm begins to blare, and people begin to panic- 1:46 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Angri:HAU-WHA?! IS IT MY TURN TO PRESENT?! 1:46 AM
Quote: Mario: :l 1:46 AM
Averii: AI: "Collision alert!" Barked a feminine, artificial voice. 1:46 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Kiz:There seems to be an alarm going on,master. 1:46 AM
Hitchhiker: The cages containing the strange creatures began to shake. 1:46 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: COLLISION?! 1:47 AM
Quote: Mario: Yeah whatever, you abuse Hatbot and put my life in danger every other day. 1:47 AM
Hitchhiker: "Something is wrong," spoke the man. "It could release the Pals!" 1:47 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: WE'RE GONNA DIEEE! 1:47 AM
Averii: Then, the ship shook, and with a scream, Invaders and Service Drones alike tumbled and fell as the lights went out. 1:47 AM
Quote: Hatbot: YAY! I CAN YELL NOW! I LOVE EXPRESSING EXCITEMENT IN A LOUD TONE! 1:48 AM
Averii: In the darkness, as he struggled to right himself as red emergency lights replaced the warning lights, 1:48 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken:
Schmoob: MARIO! BEFORE WE DIE IN A HORRIBLE,FIREY DEATH,I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT....I'm sorry for being a horrible jerk....also I ate all your
snacks at home. 1:48 AM
Averii: Averii felt something hit his skull, and things went dark. 1:48 AM
Hitchhiker: The noise of breaking glass was heard, and then a snap. 1:48 AM
Quote: Mario: *Sigh* 1:48 AM
Averii: -Screams fill the room, and the Captain barks orders as Officers try and contain the chaos- 1:49 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *The ship jerks again,sending everyone but averii flying,the lights flicker* 1:49 AM
Averii is
carried off as creatures and panicked Irkens mix in the red light, and
something from below begins to scurry about with one thought in mind: 1:49 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:DEEAUGGHGFHGSEDHDRF 1:49 AM
Quote:
Mario: Y'know, I could be at home right now... gazing at the stars with Kiziklu.. but no, I'm at some weird celebration that has gone horribly
wrong. 1:49 AM
Averii: Survive. 1:49 AM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken1:50 AM
Quote: Mario: We- ..! *falls over from the ship's sudden movement* 1:50 AM
1:50 AM
Quote: Hatbot: This is gettin' spoooooky 1:50 AM
1:51 AM
"The guard of the Pals," spoke the voice of Sockattack, "has been killed."
Generic intro text with my -hyphen things- to make it look important/ominous or something
9:49 PM
Averii: Averii wakes up with a headache and rolls out of the med-pod-thing 9:49 PM
Averii: Generic medical bay with no one inside, it's a bit trashed 9:49 PM
Averii: Wierd noises will be heard, Ave gets to a weapon and wonders why he's talking to himself 9:50 PM
Averii: He opens one of the doors and either A. Someone's on the other side of it freaking out 9:50 PM
Averii: Or B. Monster freak thingies! 9:50 PM
Averii: Or even C. MONKEYS GOD DAMMI- 9:50 PM
Averii has been beaten down by psi-monkey 9:50 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( BBBBBBBBBB 9:50 PM
Averii: But yeah, when he opens the door one of you can take the opportunity to make it a buildup to one of your characters, 9:51 PM
Hitchhiker: (C 9:52 PM
Averii: Or if I don't see any text for a bit I'll just spawn generic monster 9:52 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken:
*A horrible blob covered in tenetacles hisses,robotic parts are
attached to it,it has 6 eyes and a mouth that splits open,revealing sharp teeth* 9:53 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Blob:GFDHGDHDRFGRSGDDSAURGHHHH *roars* 9:53 PM
Averii looks to his saw for a moment, expression blank. 9:53 PM
Averii looks to the monster. 9:53 PM
Averii looks to the saw once more, and backs into the med-bay, closing the door... 9:53 PM
Averii then bashes the control panel to lock the door, and goes for the other one. 9:53 PM
Hitchhiker: (LOL 9:54 PM
Averii: (So much nope) 9:54 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Blobtear falls* *violin music* 9:54 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *The blob crawls away* 9:54 PM
Averii: (Gah! Emoticons!) 9:54 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( press the emoticon button to shut them off 9:54 PM
Averii: (I'm not a room admin) 9:55 PM
Quote: (back 9:55 PM
Averii: (Finally!) 9:55 PM
Averii: (We can do things!) 9:55 PM
Averii: (Krev asks all to remember, don't do jack diddley until door opens, mmk) 9:56 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( it's the smiley face next to the noise airhorn looking thing on top
-The Majestic.- 9:57 PM
Averii: -Millions of tons of steel, circuits, snackfoods, and hallways...- 9:57 PM
Averii: -Missing.- 9:57 PM
Averii: -The Tallest are not amused.- 9:57 PM
Averii: -However...- 9:57 PM
Averii: -They are also unsure of it's fate.- 9:57 PM
Averii: -Then again, neither are those left aboard, aside from the fact of the collision...- 9:57 PM
Averii: -Especially so with Invader Averii.- 9:58 PM
Averii: The first thing that came to him, after his back screamed with webs of crackling pain, was the wet feeling. 9:58 PM
Averii: "Gah!" He gasped, bolting up as the PAK winded down, the aftereffects of the Jolt particularly energizing. 9:59 PM
Averii looked around quickly, shivering as his head seemed to throb from within. A medical bay. 10:00 PM
Averii: "Empty..." He noted, sliding himself out of the medpod. 10:00 PM
Averii:
Slick with the regenerative goos of the medpod, Averii looked
disdainfully at the black jumpsuit he'd normally only see under his jacket. 10:01 PM
Averii: -Suddenly, a strange screech resounds through the ship as it shudders!- 10:01 PM
Averii:
"What in the..." Averii grunted, his head throbbing as the sound faded. A moment later, he resolved that he'd mourn his clothes later. That
couldn't be good. 10:02 PM
Averii looked around the medical bay, somewhat trashed and damaged, and saw something promising on the ground... 10:02 PM
Averii: "Medical Saw." He said aloud, glancing to the door closest to where the noise came from. 10:03 PM
Averii:
Stepping carefully, he yanked the saw up in his ungloved hands, and
shuddered a bit at the slick texture the medpod's goo gave it. 10:03 PM
Averii: -Another screech, this time louder and closer from the other side of the door.- 10:04 PM
Averii darted to the side of the door, ignoring the pain in his head, and eyed the control panel carefully. 10:04 PM
Averii: "One..." He breathed. "Two..." He raised his hand... 10:05 PM
Averii:
"Three!" He barked, slamming his fist into it as the door slid back,
and he darted into the doorway, his medical instrument at the ready. 10:05 PM
Averii: (Anyone gonna jump in?) 10:06 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *Schmoob was behind the door,playing a video game,monster screams erupt from it* 10:06 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: Oh. Hi.
Averii stops, tensed up, and stares for a moment at the red-eyed Irken in the damaged corridor. 10:06 PM
Hitchhiker: (I'm going to in a bit.) 10:07 PM
Averii: "...Who are you?" He asked, somewhat disappointed as he relaxed. 10:07 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: It's ME! Schmoob. 10:07 PM
Averii stared for a moment. 10:07 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:*shuts off his disguise,he transforms into his default pink eyed Irken form* 10:07 PM
Averii: "Riiiiight." He narrowed his eyes. "Where is everybody?" 10:08 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:*He looked shorter and had longer antennae,and wore a standard invader uniform* 10:08 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: Ah dunno. 10:08 PM
Averii frowned for a moment. 10:09 PM
Averii: -Suddenly, another screech rings out; this time from the other door!- 10:09 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: Uh...Don't open that. 10:09 PM
Averii turns slowly, looking at the door. 10:09 PM
Averii: -A giant claw-like thing bursts through the metal partially, and a more animalistic screech is heard!- 10:10 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: O_O 10:10 PM
Averii: His eyes widened, and Averii looked to the control panel next to their door in slight distress. 10:10 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: Umm...uh..uh 10:10 PM
Averii: "I have a suggestion, 'Schmoob'..." Averii sighed. 10:11 PM
Averii: "Run." 10:11 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:*takes out a piece of wood,and nails it to the door* 10:11 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:Fixed. 10:11 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *The door breaks more* 10:11 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: AHHHH!!! 10:11 PM
Averii: -The creature screeches, and three more claws burst through the metal and wood!- 10:11 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:*Schmoob runs out the other door* 10:11 PM
Averii grimaces, and smacks the door's control panel repeatedly as they leave 10:12 PM
Averii: -The ship shudders again, and you stumble at a junction!- 10:12 PM
Averii smashes into a wall, but recovers quickly as he rubs his head gingerly 10:13 PM
Averii: -The junction is stained with blood, and a few strange chunks of what look like meat lay on the floor in pools!- 10:14 PM
Averii stared for a moment. Then, his eye twitched a few times. 10:15 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:Eww... 10:15 PM
Averii: "...Dead things! This can't possibly be good!" He chuckled grimly. 10:16 PM
Averii: -To the left leads to what looks like a foodcourt; to the right seems to lead to another bay. Straight ahead is an elevator.- 10:16 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: Hmm..I wonder where Mario is..What if that's his HORRIBLE remains O_o 10:16 PM
Averii shrugged. 10:17 PM
Averii: "These look pretty fresh to me. Eugh, squishy." 10:17 PM
Averii: -Another screech sounds from behind as you hear a bashing on the door!- 10:17 PM
Averii looks around indecisively in panic! 10:18 PM
Averii: "We can't stay here!" He stated obviously. 10:18 PM
Hitchhiker: On one of the tables in the foodcourt, there was a walkie talkie. 10:18 PM
Averii looks between the elevator, and the foodcourt as the bashing gets louder, and a deep roar is heard behind you. 10:19 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: What happened anyway? I got knocked out and woke up in a toilet. 10:19 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: O_O 10:19 PM
Averii: "I don't know!" 10:19 PM
Averii: -The sound of metal giving away reaches your antennae!- 10:19 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: *Looks around and sees the walkie talkie* 10:19 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:! 10:19 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *Schmoob runs over to it,and turns it on* 10:19 PM
Averii dives into the foodcourt hall after Schmoob 10:20 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: *SCREAMING* ANYONE THERE?! HELLO?! SAVE US! 10:20 PM
Averii: "Be quiet, you fool!" Ave cried, a stomping thudding through the area as the creature moved somewhat slowly toward them. 10:20 PM
Hitchhiker: "Hello?" said a voice from the walkie talkie. "Is anyone there?" 10:21 PM
Averii looked to his bonesaw in despair. 10:21 PM
Averii: -A creature resembling a bloated green-brown sack on four claw-legs drags itself into the junction!- 10:22 PM
Averii gags softly, sickened by the mere appearance of the thing. 10:22 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: YES! HELLO?! 10:22 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:*looks back at the horrible sack*& 10:22 PM
Hitchhiker: (GTG... 10:23 PM
Hitchhiker: 7 10:23 PM
Averii:
-The creature turns to you, and roars; three strange worm-like things
dangle below the sack, seeming to gnash their teeth at you!- 10:23 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:AHHHHH! *Schmoob pulls out an impossibly large plasma cannon,he still carries it somehow* 10:23 PM
Averii: (I know just what to do!- 10:23 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: (? 10:24 PM
Averii: -The Walkie-Talkie suddenly dissolves into static as you drop it!- 10:24 PM
Averii: (Also known as you lost the signal) 10:24 PM
Averii does a double take at the weapon as the thing gargles and approaches. 10:24 PM
Averii: "...How did you get THAT through security?!" He cried in disbelief. 10:25 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *Schmoob fires the weapon,it shoots out a giant ball of hot plasma* 10:25 PM
Averii: -The creature screams, and is partially vaporized by the Plasma as it bursts apart!- 10:25 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:? There was security? I thought they were guards on lunch break. 10:25 PM
Averii covers his eyes from the blast as the ball dissipates into hot gas. 10:26 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:*blinks,unfazed* 10:26 PM
Averii looks to the shorter Irken for a moment, then shakes his head as he looks to the steaming mass of creature parts. 10:26 PM
Averii: "...Well, doesn't that smell pleasant!" He coughed, a rotten stench flowing over the area. 10:27 PM
Averii: -Suddenly, a metal half-sphere drops from the ceiling, a worm-like creature dug into it!- 10:27 PM
Averii: Worm: *Screeching* 10:28 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: *Fires at the worm from above* 10:28 PM
Averii: -The half-sphere suddenly deploys spiderlegs; a PAK! It evades!- 10:29 PM
Averii: "...That's not good!" Ave shouted, the thing making a beeline for them as the blast melted some deck plates. 10:29 PM
Averii: -The creature screeches, and leaps at Schmoob!- 10:29 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:AHHHH! 10:30 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *Schmoob smacks it with his plasma cannon* 10:30 PM
Averii: -The creature bites and jams it's mechanical limbs into the plasma cannon!- 10:30 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:GHHG! 10:31 PM
Averii stands to the side, unable to really do anything! 10:31 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *Schmoob presses a button on the plasma cannon,causing it to shapeshift,crushing it's legs in the process* 10:31 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *The cannon's parts shift and move* 10:31 PM
Averii: -The creature screeches, and ejects the spiderlegs as it leaps at you- 10:31 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:*PAK spider legs come out,Schmoob jumps out of the way* 10:32 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:GGNGHH! *Runs to Averii* 10:32 PM
Averii: -The creature rolls and sparks fly as the PAK grinds the ground!- 10:32 PM
Averii raises his saw, and roars as he leaps at the thing vigorously! 10:33 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: ANY IDEAS?! 10:33 PM
Averii: "Kill the worm!" He shouted back, smacking the toothed blade into the armor of the PAK. 10:33 PM
Averii: The creature screeched, and bit at him, and Averii recoiled from the sucker-like mouth as he kicked it towards Schmoob. 10:34 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: OK 10:34 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *Schmoob kicks the creature onto the ground* Schmoob:Hey! Quit it! 10:34 PM
Averii: -The creature screeches and bites into Schmoob's boot!- 10:35 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:OW! 10:35 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *Schmoob takes out a lazer rifle,and shoots at it* 10:35 PM
Averii: -The creature suddenly detaches itself from the PAK, and it skitters away, beeping!- 10:35 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: DIIIEEEE 10:35 PM
Averii: -The PAK explodes, and the creatures clings on for dear life as it wraps around your foot like an anaconda!- 10:36 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:NO! GET OFF ME! YOU STUPID THING! 10:36 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *Schmoob bashes the creature with his plasma rifle* 10:36 PM
Averii:
-Suddenly, you get a lucky shot in, and the creature bursts into purple fluid, staining your face and painting your boot with it's blood!- 10:37 PM
Averii: "Finally." Ave sighed. 10:37 PM
Averii: -Suddenly, you begin to feel a burning sensation on all regions coated with the creature's blood!- 10:38 PM
Averii eyes Schmoob as he seems to begin to steam and sizzle. 10:38 PM
Averii: "...Is that normal?" 10:38 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: AHHHH! 10:40 PM
Averii: (Are you still there?) 10:40 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: IT BURNS! 10:40 PM
Averii winces as the flesh begins to turn slightly brown, and tosses a discarded rag at him. 10:40 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( i was looking to see if school was cancelled again,hard to tell with student trolls all over county twitter twwets 10:41 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:*grabs the rag and quickly tries to wipe it off himself* 10:41 PM
Averii:
-You successfully cleanse yourself of most of the blood... However,
you've also removed some top layers of affected skin! Eugh.- 10:42 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:WELL THIS HURTS ALOT. 10:42 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:Maybe it'll heal,BUT,just incase.... 10:42 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:*Pulls out a hazmat suit and puts it on* 10:42 PM
Averii: (Alright, quick break, I've got to shower) 10:43 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( ok 10:45 PM
Hitchhiker Entered the Massive 10:47 PM
Hitchhiker: (Hi. 10:48 PM
Quote: (Yo 10:48 PM
Hitchhiker: (What did I miss? 10:50 PM
Quote: (Schmoob and averii fighting some aliens, nothing much 10:55 PM
Averii: (I live) 11:00 PM
Averii: (We ready to continue then?) 11:00 PM
Averii: (Also, Vax, all I did was have the radio lose signal, so you can probably continue with that right now if you want) 11:00 PM
Hitchhiker: (Okay. 11:01 PM
Averii: (Schmoob, where are you) 11:01 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( as expected,school twitter comments is scarce in intelligence and good attempts at humor 11:01 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( uh 11:01 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( Schmoob was being paranoid 11:02 PM
Hitchhiker: (I was thinkin' they could have contact with the guy on the walkie talkie throughout the RP, but he could die near the end. 11:02 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( and i think they were in a food court 11:02 PM
Averii: (Continuing in...) 11:02 PM
Averii: (Ein,) 11:02 PM
Averii: (Zwei) 11:02 PM
Averii: (Drei) 11:02 PM
Hitchhiker: (What language is that? 11:02 PM
Averii: (Food court, just defeated a PAK-Worm) 11:02 PM
Averii: (German.) 11:02 PM
Hitchhiker: (Oh. 11:03 PM
Averii: (Schmoob's flesh was slightly assimilated by the worm, but affected skin fell off.) 11:03 PM
Averii: (Ave's unarmed, and can't find his jacket or gloves.) 11:03 PM
Averii: (Currently in Med-Sci)
rii: (Currently in Med-Sci) 11:03 PM
Hitchhiker: (Also, new monster idea. 11:04 PM
Averii: "...Reasonable precaution," Averii said calmly, eyeing the hazmat suit blankly. 11:05 PM
Averii: (?) 11:05 PM
Hitchhiker: (You're about to see it. 11:05 PM
Hitchhiker: "Hello?" the voice spoke, returning from the static. "Who is this? 11:06 PM
Averii looked to the discarded radio as his eyes widened. 11:06 PM
Averii: "This is Invader Averii!" He barked, diving and clutching the thing tightly. "Please respond!" 11:07 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: *Grabs it* You got any nachos? I'm hungry,also,uh,HELP US GET OUT OF HERE ALIVE PLEASE. 11:07 PM
Quote: (brb 11:08 PM
Averii glared for a moment at Schmoob. 11:08 PM
Averii: "We're in a food court!" He growled. "Get something from the bot, if it still works!" 11:08 PM
Hitchhiker: "I forgot my name," said the voice. "I think it was Blog, Blob, Bob. Yeah. It's Bob. 11:09 PM
Averii pointed to the inactive FRI unit. 11:09 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:? 11:10 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: Uh..How will that help us? 11:10 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:It's head sploded and it's probably horribly damaged. 11:10 PM
Averii: "That was a different one! This makes food! Go eat some!" Ave gestured angrily. "Let me talk to the radio!" 11:11 PM
Hitchhiker: "I'm up in a strange office," spoke Bob. "The door is extremely barricaded. I can't leave, but no one can get in. ." 11:11 PM
Averii: -The intact FRI suddenly twitches, eyes filled with red, then lies still again.- 11:12 PM
Averii groaned, and grabbed the radio away. 11:12 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:0_0 I'm not going anywhere NEAR that robot. What if it's food comes to life and DESIRES IRKEN FLESH?! 11:12 PM
Averii: "Do you know what's happening? There's these wierd things everywhere!" 11:12 PM
Averii growled, and threw Schmoob at the machine. 11:12 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:AH! 11:13 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *Schmoob flies at it,hitting his head* 11:13 PM
Averii: -The FRI bolted up, eyes filled with red, and gripped the Irken's neck tightly.- 11:13 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:Ugh...*Looks at it* 11:13 PM
Averii: FRI-0121: "GREETINGS." 11:13 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:GGAUGHHH ACK ACEUAGGHACK 11:13 PM
Averii: FRI-0121: "MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?" It twitched a few times. 11:13 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:*PAK spider legs come out,whacking the robot* 11:14 PM
Averii ignores the scene behind him as Schmoob struggles to get free of the machine. 11:14 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: I'd like you to let go of my neck please. 11:14 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:*panicing,Schmoob looks around the room* 11:14 PM
Averii: FRI-0121: "Invalid selection!" The grip slackens, however. 11:14 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *Schmoob eyes a soda fountain* 11:15 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:.... 11:15 PM
Hitchhiker:
"I think," Bob said, "something went HORRIBLY wrong. I think the ship
collided with something just AWFUL, and all these aliens got in. I have this machine that's telling me if there are survivors, and where they are. 11:15 PM
Averii groaned. 11:15 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:HEY LOOK! OVER THERE TO YOUR RIGHT! THERE'S A CUSTOMER GRABBING KETCHUP WITHOUT PAYING! 11:15 PM
Averii: "Just greaaaat." 11:16 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: OH MY IRKUS,HE'S GRABBING THE MUSTARD NOW! 11:16 PM
Averii: -The FRI suddenly turns, tossing Schmoob to the side as it slides to the other end of the counter, pummeling a random napkin.- 11:16 PM
Averii turns, and growls at the noise. 11:16 PM
Averii: "Quiet down over there!" 11:16 PM
Averii continues to be unaware of the FRI's actions. 11:17 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:*Fires his spider legs at the soda fountain,tons of soda flies everywhere,getting on FRI and Schmoob* 11:17 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: Ah ha! It Wor-MY EYES 11:17 PM
Averii: -The machine screeches, and it's head begins to spin!- 11:17 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:*covers his left eye and runs over to averii* 11:17 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:AVERII! YOU FOOL@ 11:18 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: FOOL!* 11:18 PM
Averii: "Almighty Tallest, what are you doing?!" He cried. 11:18 PM
Averii: "It gave out free food!" 11:18 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: The FRI bot was malfunctioning! It's on a muderous rampage,and it wants Irken blood! 11:18 PM
Averii stared at Schmoob blankly for a moment. 11:18 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: And worst of all,it has no care for ketchup snatchers. 11:19 PM
Hitchhiker: "Oh, and another thing," said Bob. "You might wanna stay away from the food. It could be really dangerous." 11:19 PM
Averii: "Are you on cactus juice or something?" He grumbled. 11:19 PM
Averii suddenly looks at the radio, his eyes widening. 11:19 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: LOOK! RIGHT OVER THERE! 11:19 PM
Averii: "What do you mean, stay way from the food?" 11:19 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:*points to the insane FRI bot* 11:19 PM
Averii: -The FRI has exploded due to soda.- 11:19 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:GGGMMGGRGGHHHH! *pointing intensifies* 11:19 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:Wha- 11:20 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: Oh..my soda plan worked. 11:20 PM
Hitchhiker: "Chances are," spoke Bob, "the monsters have been using them for purposes you don't wanna know." 11:20 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: But! I swear,it had by the neck and it grabbed it,really hard! 11:20 PM
Averii suddenly looks at the machine, then Schmoob. 11:20 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: me* 11:20 PM
Averii: "Hm. I'll believe you, for now, Schmoob." 11:20 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: Oh ok. 11:21 PM
Quote: (back 11:21 PM
Averii: -The FRI twitches once, then twice, still headless.- 11:21 PM
Averii: (Greetings) 11:21 PM
Quote: (oh, thanks for pausing- 11:21 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:*talks into the walike talkie* Have you seen any insane machines and or robots? 11:21 PM
Averii: -The ship shudders, and another screech echoes through it's halls!- 11:21 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( Schmoob got choked by an insane food machine robot and den it exploded) 11:21 PM
Quote: (k 11:21 PM
Quote: (next time pls pause 11:21 PM
Averii: "Elevator first, then radioman!" 11:22 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( i guess mario could be hiding somwhere 11:22 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( and ok 11:22 PM
Averii: (I recommend using the elevator as a hiding spot to jump in right now, if you want) 11:22 PM
Hitchhiker: "I have a name, you know!" Bob said angrilly. 11:22 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION! 11:22 PM
Averii made nervous noises, and pointed towards the junction again. 11:22 PM
Quote: Mario: Rnn.... what happened..? 11:23 PM
Quote: Hatbot: Oh HEY! You're finally awake! 11:23 PM
Quote: Hatbot: Yaay. 11:23 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *Schmoob quietly walks over to the elevator* 11:23 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:*presses the open button,tense music plays* 11:23 PM
Quote: Hatbot: A bunch of weird scary stuff is happening, I think we're in some sort of elevator... 11:24 PM
Averii: "Elevator! Now!" Ave shouted, another screech echoing as thudding began to come from both the other halls. 11:24 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:*slowly takes out plasma pistol* 11:24 PM
Hitchhiker: "The robots?" said Bob. "They've gone crazy. They just wanna kill everyone." 11:24 PM
Averii smacked the call button repeatedly, biting his lip. 11:24 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *The elevator opens* 11:24 PM
Quote: Hatbot: Anyways, a bunch of weir- 11:24 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:SEE?! Crazy robots! That FRI robot was insane Averii! 11:24 PM
Quote: Hatbot: AHHHH THE DOOR OPENED! 11:24 PM
Averii yanks Schmoob inside as a Hunter-Destroyer rounds the corner, and smacks a random button. 11:24 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:AHHHH! 11:25 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:Gngh- 11:25 PM
Quote: Mario: *rubs his head* Ahg... my head really hurts... 11:25 PM
Averii: "WHY ARE THERE MILITARY ROBOTS?!" Ave shouted, and then looked to the amber-eyed Irken they shared the lift with. 11:25 PM
Averii: "Why are you in here?!" 11:25 PM
Quote: Mario: I uh... I have no idea. I just woke up... 11:25 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:MARIO! 11:25 PM
Quote: Mario: Oh, hey Schmoob. 11:25 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:*Schmoob hugs him* 11:25 PM
Quote: Hatbot: Awwwwww. 11:26 PM
Averii looked to the elevator buttons, sighed in relief as he noted it was set to head to the docking bay. 11:26 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:Now that you're here,you can help protect us from horrible deranged military robots! 11:26 PM
Quote: Mario: Wow.. um thanks. You haven't hugged me like that for a very.. very long time. 11:26 PM
Averii grabbed the radio from Schmoob. 11:26 PM
Averii: "Alright, Bob, we're heading to the Docking Bay." 11:26 PM
Hitchhiker: "Oh, yeah," said Bob. "I dunno where they came from. 11:26 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:Oh..uh...um...*slowly stops hugging* *Looks at mario awkwardly* 11:27 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: .-. 11:27 PM
Quote: Hatbot: Awkwaaaaard, but cute. 11:27 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: Anyway,the machines and robots in the ship are going insane or something. 11:27 PM
Averii: "Bob, we're headed down, anything we should know?" 11:27 PM
Averii: -Suddenly, the lift shakes and the lights flicker!- 11:27 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: And there's some weird cyborg mutants running around too. It's MADNESS. 11:27 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:O_O 11:27 PM
Averii stumbles into a wall, and the elevator chimes as an AI begins to speak! 11:28 PM
Hitchhiker: "You might wanna stay out of the spotlights flashing around," he said. "They're from hawkbots. They're REALLY deadly." 11:28 PM
Quote: Mario: o_o 11:28 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: We're all gonna die. 11:28 PM
Hitchhiker: "Also," he continued. "Run away from the source of creepy cackling." 11:28 PM
Averii: Aquila: "Warning," It began, it's voice unusually distorted. "Elevator Shaft Obstructed." 11:28 PM
Averii narrowed an eye, fixing it downward as he tried to stare beyond the floor plates. 11:29 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:...O-o...Her voice sounds weird... 11:29 PM
Averii: "With what?!" He shouted. 11:29 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:....? 11:29 PM
Hitchhiker: "And," said Bob, "from the giant cobwebs." 11:29 PM
Averii: Aquila: "Biological mass detected. Redirecting." 11:29 PM
Quote: Mario: I like her voice like that. 11:30 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: I think she's talking about us- 11:30 PM
Quote: Hatbot:* 11:30 PM
Averii frowned, and began to grimace as the lift began to move up. 11:30 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:..Why are all of these machines malfunctioning- 11:30 PM
Averii: "Biological mass?!" 11:30 PM
Quote: Hatbot: Dunno.... wait, what if I malfunction!? AHHHHH 11:30 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: Is there a virus going on? Technologically capable hacker VAMPIRES?! 11:30 PM
Hitchhiker: "Aquila doesn't like you anymore," Bob spoke. 11:31 PM
Averii: -The elevator chimed again as it slowed, the indicator showing the stop in the sensor section.- 11:31 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:*Talks into the radio* What's wrong with all of the machines?! 11:31 PM
Averii: Aquila: "Thank you for riding," The AI continued, the voice distorting more towards the end of their sentence. 11:31 PM
Hitchhiker: "They just don't want people alive anymore, I guess," Bob said. 11:32 PM
Quote: (would hatbot be affected from the weird technology malfunctions? or does it only happen to the ship's technology 11:32 PM
Averii: Aquila: "The Innumerable awaits." 11:32 PM
Averii: (Hatbot won't be affected unless he gets infested by Innumerians) 11:32 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:...O_o 11:32 PM
Averii: (Which are the worms) 11:32 PM
Quote: (Oh, okay. 11:32 PM
Averii: "...What the Tallest is the Innumerable?!" Ave shouted, the doors opening as robotic arms suddenly dropped down. 11:33 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: What about other machines? *To the radio* 11:33 PM
Averii:
-The Robotic Arms of the elevator suddenly toss you out, and the door
slams shut as you are left in the first corridor of Sensors and Navigation.- 11:33 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: One of our friends here is a robot- *to the radio* 11:33 PM
Hitchhiker: "Oh, yeah," said Bob. "The Innumerians are these horrifying wormbeasts who are going to be trying to kill you." 11:33 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:Oof! *Hits the ground* 11:33 PM
Quote: Mario: *His eyes widen from the sudden fast movement* Woah.. 11:34 PM
Averii rolled as he hit the ground, and yanked up the radio. 11:34 PM
Averii: "Could you have told us that sooner?!" 11:34 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: What do they have to do with the machines?! 11:34 PM
Averii: His eyes widen as he connects the species name to the AI's words. 11:34 PM
Averii: "...Oh, dookie." Ave groaned, facepalming. "I think the Worms control the ship..." 11:34 PM
Quote: Hatbot: I don't wanna be a weird insane dudeee... or in other words, someone like Trox. 11:35 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:...O_O 11:35 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: It's a GOOD thing LIR isn't here.. 11:35 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: If he were infected they'd have the LSD under their control. 11:35 PM
Averii: (Break time, I must microwave food! I recommend you record this or something...) 11:35 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:..Along with other stuff of mine. 11:36 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( ok 11:36 PM
Hitchhiker: (I'm gonna have to go soon. 11:36 PM
Averii: (Alright.) 11:36 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( How soon? And can you come back? 11:37 PM
Hitchhiker: (No. I'll be going to bed. 11:37 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( D'AUGHH 11:37 PM
Hitchhiker: (I'll be back tomorrow. 11:37 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( well uhh can you find a way to conviently have Bob gone until you return? 11:37 PM
Averii: (Oh, that's easy, we can have the radio loose signal) 11:38 PM
Hitchhiker: (Yeah.
(Yeah. 11:38 PM
Hitchhiker: (Tomorrow, I'll be introducing a special monster. 11:39 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( Ok 11:39 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: ( Av,can we continue? 11:39 PM
Hitchhiker: (Unless I can fit it into today's RPinng. 11:39 PM
Hitchhiker: (Actually, I won't have time for that. 11:40 PM
Averii: (Yeah, we can continue a bit) 11:40 PM
Averii: "...Hey, Bob, how do you know this stuff anyway?" 11:40 PM
Averii hold the radio near him, waiting for a response. 11:40 PM
Hitchhiker: "My device is telling me," said Bob. 11:40 PM
Averii: "Bob?" He repeated. 11:41 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: Err..infact..I'd better try to call LIR incase he tries to rescue us. 11:41 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:*takes out tablet device* 11:41 PM
Averii suddenly looks to his PAK, and extends his communicator. 11:41 PM
Averii: "One second, Bob." 11:41 PM
Averii places the radio on the ground, and holds his personal communicator to his face. 11:42 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *Schmoob goes to LIR's contact and attempts to call* 11:42 PM
Averii: "BLU! Respond!" 11:42 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Tablet:Communications offline,no signal found. 11:42 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:WHAT?! 11:42 PM
Averii stood expectantly for a moment, then an eye widened in curiousity as Schmoob reacted to his own comms outage. 11:42 PM
Averii: "BLU! If you can hear me, blow something up!" 11:43 PM
Averii crouched, receiving silence. 11:43 PM
Averii: "...Damn it." 11:43 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: The worms must be blocking communications,that or the tallests forgot to pay a bill...or something. 11:44 PM
Quote: Hatbot: Welp BLU is probably dead. I'll host a funeral on friday, so don't forget to bring some flowers. 11:44 PM
Averii glared at the Hatbot, then sighed. 11:44 PM
Averii: "Bob, you still there?" He asked, picking up the radio. 11:45 PM
Hitchhiker: "Yes," he spoke. 11:45 PM
Averii: "What's the status of the ship's comms module?" 11:45 PM
Hitchhiker: "Oh," said Bob. "There is no comms module. I'm surprised I've managed to get in contact with you." 11:47 PM
Averii stared incredulously at the radio. 11:47 PM
Averii: "What do you mean, there's no comms module?!" He shouted. 11:47 PM
Averii: "Do you mean that it's turned off?!" 11:47 PM
Hitchhiker: "They got rid of it," he said. 11:47 PM
Hitchhiker: "The only reason I've gotten hold of you is because the walkie talkie is not connected to the comms module." 11:48 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: LIR must be worried sick.. 11:48 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *Meanwhile,in the Lir Storage Dimension* 11:49 PM
Averii: His eye twitched a fair few times. 11:49 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *LIR is riding on a giant space beaver on giant blobs of pink gelatin,screaming* 11:49 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:Yeeeep 11:49 PM
Averii: "Well, that's just great!" Ave shouted, tossing the Radio to Mario as he kicked a wall in outrage.
Schmoob: Hmm... 11:52 PM
Quote: Mario: Eh... 11:52 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob: I have an idea.. 11:52 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *Schmoob takes out a Fionna doll* 11:52 PM
Quote: Hatbot: Wohohh... calm down man. We'll get around this.. 11:53 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: Schmoob:*Schmoob scratches it's head* 11:53 PM
Averii: -Suddenly, a screech resounds from beyond the corridor, and Ave draws his medical saw.- 11:53 PM
Quote: Hatbot: We've been in tougher situations bef- 11:53 PM
Hitchhiker: (BEEF 11:54 PM
Quote: Hatbot: AHGawsh... not another one! 11:54 PM
Averii: "I am so tired of this, I don't even care anymore," He sighed, cautiously stepping forward. 11:54 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *The fionna doll's eyes glow red,a long skinny exoskeletons pops out of the doll,it's limbs are sharp spider legs* 11:54 PM
Quote: Mario: ... *sigh* Okay, we need to form some kind of plan. 11:54 PM
Quote: (gtg 11:54 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken: *The doll's head rips open,revealing a mouthless face with two red glowing eyes* 11:54 PM
Quote: (Bye guys 11:54 PM
Averii ignores the spectacle behind him, advancing forth. 11:54 PM
Schmoob the Horribly Insane Irken:
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 11:54 PM
Hitchhiker: (Bye. 11:54 PM
Quote: (also don't continue the rp without me pls 11:54 PM
Quote: (byeeee 11:54 PM
Averii: "Let's do this!" He barked, and rounded the corner. 11:55 PM
Averii: (This is a pretty good cutoff.)