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Plot summaryEdit

This is an episode of Irken Conquest:Season Three

 Lurk plans an engagement party for Menami in Averii's Penthouse while Averii is away. Lurk puts Zeerk in charge of the party. However soon the party turns into a firey recipe for diaster when Vok helps in planning the party,along with Darrz,Draxx,Scythe,and AderJib,Mario,Hatbot,Vil,and Herm are soon dragged into the ensuing madness that is the party. 

TranscriptEdit

Session 1 - 12/13/2015 Edit

  • 9:41

Cravitus

(He says go ahead then, but don't go too far because he still wants to appear in it

9:41

MysteriousTriangleguy

( ok

*Meanwhile in Menamis apartment,the camera focuses on the window,a bug peacefully lands on it*

*Seconds later,a portal opens up with a loud booming noise,on the opposite side of the room*

*Lurk falls out of the portal*

Lurk:MY FACE

*Alien corpses fall out of the portal*

Lurk:Oh I forgot about those

Lurk:Hopefully Menami wasnt eaten-

*Another corpse falls out of the portal from above,along with 4 more,creating a literal pile of corpses at this point*

9:45

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: *Tumbling out ontop of Lurk, looking around* Oh gosh! This isn't another rest stop is it? No, this smells like home-

9:45

MysteriousTriangleguy

*The corpses crunch under Menamis feet*

9:45

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: *eyeing the corpses, staring at the bunch of them*

9:45

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Oh um

Lurk:Carpet stainer should clean up the blood

Lurk:Yep

9:46

Cravitus

(carpet stainer

(genius

9:46

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ..OH NO NO NO NO AAAA

9:46

MysteriousTriangleguy

( it makes stains to remove the stains

Lurk:Um

*Giant fried menami heads fall out of the portal*

9:46

Cravitus

(delicious

9:47

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:I forgot to tell you those were clones of you I had to murder.

Lurk:Sorry

9:47

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: *screaming, scrambling away from the rest of the corpses in a panic* LURK WHY

9:47

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Uh um

Lurk: You know screaming isnt helping much right-

*Another head falls out*

9:47

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: eeEEEEE GET IT OUT

9:49

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:*Listening to the screams* this isnt helping um-

*Dead tiny lurk clone heads fall out*

Lurk:Uh

Lurk:Okay then I'm just going to close the portal now so you can stop screaming-

9:50

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: How many people did you murde?!

*murder

(murde

9:50

MysteriousTriangleguy

*Lurk calmly walks onto the corpses,holding a remote*

Lurk:11

Lurk:....thousand

Lurk:I lost count

*Lurk presses the remote,the portal closes*

9:50

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ...

Menami: Please get them out of hERE

9:51

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:OOPS

Lurk:I ALMOST FORGOT

*Lurk opens the portal back up,a clown spider head jumps out,laughing manically*

*Darrz walks out,holding a bag of popcorn*

Lurk:My POPCORN!

*Lurk grabs the popcorn,Darrz falls over*

Darrz:I HAVE LOST ALL FEELING IN MY LEGS

*Lurk closes the portal*

Lurk:Darrz CLEAN UP THE CORPSES

Darrz:Okie Dokie

9:52

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: *nervous sweating*

9:52

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:WAITAMINUTE

9:53

Cravitus

(scythe would probably eat them

(efficient disposal

9:53

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:UR NOT MY PARENTS! I CAN DO WUT I WANT!

*Darrz runs backwards,somehow making a hole in a wall,screaming*

Survivor321 has joined the chat. 

9:53

INVADER VEX

(@krev, true story

9:53

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Wow geeze Menami you should get your walls fixed-

9:54

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: Oh, come on, not again! *Groaning*

Menami: You guys are gonna get me kicked out of here eventually. The manager's been mad at me with all the apartment damage for a while..

Menami: *Rubbing her forehead* Lurk..  You're really pushing it this time.

9:56

MysteriousTriangleguy

*The weight of the corpses causes the floor to collaspe,making a hole where the corpses were*

Lurk:Uh

Lurk:I can fix that-

9:56

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: Oh-

Menami: ..*looking down that hole* How many stories did that go down

9:57

Cravitus

(all of themmmm

9:57

MysteriousTriangleguy

*A knock on the door is heard*

Invader Plazatrax has joined the chat. 

9:58

Invader Jib

(.

9:58

Invader Plazatrax

(Hey)

9:58

YourFavoriteFangirl

(Hey Plaz

9:58

INVADER VEX

(Hi

9:58

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: Listen, Lurk... we need to talk.

Menami: *Sighing, going to answer the door*.. Who is it?

9:58

MysteriousTriangleguy

*The door falls over,dust flies*

*An angry irken landlord is seen behind the door,with a grumptastic face,staring into Menami's soul*

9:58

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ..---

9:58

MysteriousTriangleguy

Landlord:...*Slowly raises skeletal skinny hand*

Landlord:*Eyes glow* YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

9:59

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ;;; Hello sir

9:59

MysteriousTriangleguy

Landlord:*Hands over a bill for damages*

9:59

YourFavoriteFangirl

(imagining the landlord with

(grumpy sanic face from the weird deviantart comics

9:59

MysteriousTriangleguy

Landlord:If you cause another incident like this again,I will QUADRUPLICATE your bills,until you're ROTTING ON THE STREET.

Landlord:Do I may myself clear?

maKe*

10:01

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: *Looking over the bill*... *Frowning* Yeah, I got it.

10:01

MysteriousTriangleguy

*The landlord dissappears as soon as Menami leaves*

*blinks

(brain y

10:01

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: ! ..Hey, did anyone else see that?

10:01

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Sheesh what a real TURD BLOCK

Lurk:I know exactly how to pay those bills Menami,we'll just take a trip to the screaming head dimension,and-

10:02

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: Geez, that guy.. if looks would kill, I'd be dead by now.  How much is this bill..

Menami: N-No! *Turning head to him* No more dimensions for a while.

10:02

MysteriousTriangleguy

*The bill reads 3000 Monies*

Lurk:But-

10:03

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: *Eyes widen* 3000 Monies? That's way too much..

10:03

Invader Jib

(wishing jib was here right now, he would literally throw confetti-

10:03

YourFavoriteFangirl

(LOL

10:03

INVADER VEX

(If monies are comparable to dollars, that would not be nearly enough to pay for something like this-

10:03

Cravitus

(Indeed

10:03

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Oh C'mon! Its not THAT bad!

Lurk:Oh wait,it seems the bill has some dirt on it.

10:03

Cravitus

(Granted, Irken Service Drones make like 5 monies a year, so maybe not so comparable

10:04

INVADER VEX

(True

10:04

MysteriousTriangleguy

*Lurk wipes the dirt off,revealing it to be 30,000,000 monies*

10:04

Cravitus

(Then again they're pretty much just slaves with tables on their heads n stu-

10:04

INVADER VEX

(then again, they don't have to pay for housing, they're basically slaves

10:04

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: !!!!!

10:04

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk: Oh

10:04

Cravitus

(krit to menami's bank accoutn

10:04

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:um

10:04

Cravitus

(*account

10:04

INVADER VEX

(it's just like slavery but with extra steps-

10:04

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: Luuuurk! Come on!

10:05

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:WELP,TIME TO GO BACK TO THE LSD-

10:05

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: Listen here. *Crossing her arms*..

10:06

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:*looks over to Menami,sweating*

Lurk:..Hm?

10:07

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: You keep wrecking my apartment all the time, and it's gonna drive me into poverty eventually.  I've told you before that you can't keep doing this stuff, but you do it anyways.  So, until you can learn to NOT destroy my stuff.. No more adventures and you cant visit my apartment.

10:07

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:HUH?!

10:08

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: uou My final decision. Sorry.

10:08

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:But I killed those giant heads out of self defense! I MEAN,WHO EVEN FORGETS TO FILL A GIFT BASKET WITH CHEESE,THATS LIKE FORGETTING TO COOK FOOD

Lurk:Argh!

10:09

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: I said no more, Lurk!  Not until you can stop doing that stuff.

10:10

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:FINE,I'll get the money to pay for the damages-Wait! No! I'll get even MORE MONEY...OR SOMETHING..YEAH...MY OWN MONEY,WITH BLACKJACK AND LADIES THAT WEAR COMBAT BOOTS

*Lurk walks into a wall,bumping his head,and then walks into the former doorway*

10:11

YourFavoriteFangirl

(Brb, a thing of mine fell and I cant find it



10:21

MysteriousTriangleguy

*The clown spider head reappears,hopping around,making gibberish noises*

*A framed picture on a wall falls,breaking*

10:21

YourFavoriteFangirl

Menami: *Punching the clownhead* owo

10:22

MysteriousTriangleguy

Random Downstairs Person:HEY! WHY ARE THERE CORPSES IN MY FRUIT CAKE! YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAUAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHh

*Meanwhile at Ave's 2kool4skool penthouse*

10:23

Cravitus

(waitwhatwhere

(True multitask begins

10:24

MysteriousTriangleguy

*Lurk sips coffee,sitting on a couch next to Ave*

Lurk:AND THATS WHEN,she says,"you cant come to my apartment",REALLY STUPID AMIRITE

Blackrockshotermoon has joined the chat. 

10:24

Blackrockshotermoon

(oh myyyy

(a rp

(must play death by glamour sped up

10:25

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:AND THEN,THIS LANDLORD GUY RIGHT,MADE THIS HORRIBLE FACE

*Lurk imitates the landlord perfectly*

Lurk:IT WAS HORRIBLE,AUGH

10:26

Cravitus

*Averii stares at him blankly with his arms crossed, bored*

10:26

INVADER VEX

*scythe steps out of the bathroom, drying his hands on a scrap of cloth*

Scyhte: *whistles*

10:26

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:So after 3 hours of explaning,you can see what I'm going through-

10:26

INVADER VEX

*scythe

Scythe: Heeeeyyyyyy lurk

Scythe: heyyyyyyyyy ave

10:26

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Waitaminute where did scythe come from-

10:27

INVADER VEX

Scythe: that's an appropriate question

10:27

Cravitus

Ave: "...Honestly, I stopped caring about 179 minutes ago."

10:27

MysteriousTriangleguy

*Meanwhile Darrz bursts out the floor,holding a shovel*

10:27

INVADER VEX

Scythe: *sits down and stares at Lurk*

10:27

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:FINALLY! AFTER DIGGING FOR THREE WHOLE STRAIGHT DAYS,I'VE RETURNED!

10:28

Invader Jib

back

10:28

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Its only been 4 hours since the apartment incident,Darrz,also how did you dig to here-

10:28

INVADER VEX

Scythe: three days, lurk. Do you even UNDERSTAND THAT. THATS LIKE.... MY WHOLE LIFE

10:28

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz: I HAB AN IDEAFFRGGHGHF *Spits up dirt*

10:28

Invader Jib

(Wait what's the current part

10:28

Cravitus

Ave: "I live on the top floor of an Irken Spire."

10:28

MysteriousTriangleguy

*The dirt gets on the couch,making horrible stains*

10:29

INVADER VEX

Scythe: Oh god... Oh god no! *puts his hands in his head* my whole god damn life!

10:29

Invader Jib

(could jib be dragged in by darrz

10:29

MysteriousTriangleguy

( i guess

10:29

Cravitus

Ave: "You are in my house."

10:29

Invader Jib

(or not

10:29

Cravitus

Ave: "There are many questions I could be asking,"

10:29

Invader Jib

(eh idk what's going on

10:29

Cravitus

Ave: "But the one I'm asking myself is 'why are they still talking'."

(They're in Ave's house

(krev and mario decided it's after krab rp

(jib may be here if that's the case

10:29

MysteriousTriangleguy

( ye it is

10:30

Blackrockshotermoon

(i just noticed

(the title is fixed

(and its crowded here

10:30

INVADER VEX

Scythe: *shuts up and sits behind Ave*

10:30

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz: *Turns a flashlight on,looking into the tunnel Darrz made*

10:30

Invader Jib

Jib: *Comes through the whole Darrz made, gasping for air, and holding a pickaxe*

Jib: THAT WAS AWFUL

10:30

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:Oh you're alive!

10:30

INVADER VEX

Scythe: Oh... You're alive...

10:30

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:JIB! What are YOU doing here?

10:30

Invader Jib

Jib: UNFORTUNATELY, YES

10:30

Cravitus

*Ave sighs, and pulls Darrz and Jib out of the floor*

10:31

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:*squeaks*

10:31

YourFavoriteFangirl

(jib: a series of unfortunate events

10:31

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:Avey,can youh tell me a bedtime story?

10:31

Cravitus

Ave: "I can tell you the story of the three who were thrown off a skyscraper."

10:31

Invader Jib

Jib: I can tell a bed time story ABOUT CLIMBING THROUGH A BUNCH OF DIRT FOR FOUR HOURS

10:31

INVADER VEX

Scythe: Heard it before. Boring story

10:32

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:YOUR STORIES ARE TERRIBLE. I AGREE

10:32

YourFavoriteFangirl

(was tired

10:32

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:Wut was I gonna say,OH YEAH,I got AN IDEA to help you,spikey kid

10:32

Invader Jib

Jib: Gee, and I thought it was a best seller

10:32

YourFavoriteFangirl

(got chips and dip and mountain dew

10:32

Cravitus

Ave: "I've got an idea, too, Darrz!"

10:32

MysteriousTriangleguy

( misread as dipper

10:32

YourFavoriteFangirl

(problem solved  kinda

10:32

MysteriousTriangleguy

( dopper pines

10:32

YourFavoriteFangirl

(chips and dipper  lurk thats cannibalism

10:32

Cravitus

*Ave's sarcasm levels rise*

10:32

YourFavoriteFangirl

(unless its dippy fresh he needs to die-

10:32

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:MY HAIR IS NOT SPIKEY

( yes

( dippy fresh

10:33

Long Time

(dippy fresh is better than normal dipper

10:33

MysteriousTriangleguy

( the most radical dipper of them all

10:33

Cravitus

(Please note

10:33

Long Time

(he's gnarly

10:33

Cravitus

(You're likely

( S1201B.png

10:33

YourFavoriteFangirl

(never forget

10:33

Cravitus

(In the left room

(Lougne

10:33

YourFavoriteFangirl

(dirtydippyfreshconfessions

10:33

Cravitus

(*Lounge

10:33

Invader Jib

Jib: No, Lurk, it's as smooth as silk

10:33

MysteriousTriangleguy

( you dont know of paper jam dipper then,pleb @mario

10:33

Long Time

(th

10:33

Invader Jib

Jib: ...I'm way too exhausted to come up with good sarcasm right now

10:33

Long Time

(the wat*

10:33

INVADER VEX

Scythe: You know what else is smooth as silk, jib...?

10:33

Invader Jib

(wow mario even i know about him

10:34

Cravitus

Ave: "Here's an idea. Get out of my house. Now."

10:34

Invader Jib

(he was the best dipper to ever live

10:34

YourFavoriteFangirl

(http://dirtydippyfreshconfessions.tumblr.com/

10:34

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:*GASP*

10:34

Invader Jib

Jib: YES, KICK THEM OUT-wait does that include me

10:34

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Darrz,you're RIGHT for once!

10:34

Cravitus

Ave: "Jib, I thought you left two hours ago!"

10:35

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:AVE! I need to use a communication monitor thingy in your HOUSSSEEE

10:35

Invader Jib

Jib: ..Huh...oh right

10:35

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:I got money

10:35

Cravitus

Ave: "Why were you digging under my floor?"

Ave: "The door was over there!"

10:35

Invader Jib

Jib: Oh yeah, I have a good explanation

10:35

Cravitus

*Averii points behind him at a door*

10:35

Long Time

Mario: *Walking* Yeah... yeah, I know-- but the noise around here is getting ridiculous..

10:35

INVADER VEX

Scythe: I came in through the door! ... Five days ago

10:35

Invader Jib

Jib: Darrz dragged me into his tunnel

10:35

MysteriousTriangleguy

( http://36.media.tumblr.com/f2d1855dbed9f186600061a8636f93f2/tumblr_nz4ih6Zy6i1umihtwo1_400.jpg

( i-

10:35

Invader Jib

Jib: Then he forgot about me

10:35

Long Time

Hatbot: You're so sensitive

10:35

Invader Jib

Jib: So I had to tunnel through several levels of dirt

Jib: Not sure where I got that pickaxe actually..

10:36

Cravitus

Ave: "...I'm going to question why there was dirt in the skyscraper later."

10:36

YourFavoriteFangirl

(danald frosh

10:36

Cravitus

*Vil and Mario appear on the second floor, by some stairs* Vil: "Why's everyone yelling?!"

10:37

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:The sooner you let me use a communicator Ave,the sooner we can leave.

10:37

Invader Jib

Jib: Lurk, just use your own communicator

Jib: Sheesh.

10:37

Long Time

Hatbot: I like yelling!!

10:37

Cravitus

Ave: "What he said."

10:37

Invader Jib

Jib: Unless you sold it for horrific human mad imagery, which is probably what happened

*made

10:38

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:It was BLONDE human imagery,actually

Lurk:Anyway

Lurk:If you let me use your communications stuff I'll give you the money to fix Darrz's physically impossible tunnel.

10:39

INVADER VEX

Scythe: you can use my comm, lurk. If you give me your soul.

10:39

Long Time

Mario: *Walking over to the group*... So how'd you guys all end up here anyways?

10:39

Invader Jib

Jib: That must cost a LOT, since they'll have to reverse-defy the laws of pysics.

10:39

Long Time

Mario: I swear it was a lot more.. well.. peaceful earlier.

10:39

Invader Jib

Jib: ...It's a long story mario.

10:39

Cravitus

*Ave gestures to Jib and Darrz, then the hole in the floor*

10:39

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:No Scythe. Never. Never again.

10:39

Cravitus

Ave: "Those two. Floor. Hole. Bored."

10:40

INVADER VEX

Scythe: awww...

10:40

Cravitus

*Ave sighed, and leaned back.*

Ave: "Scythe was in my restroom for some reason."

Ave: "Darrz used the door."

10:40

Invader Jib

Jib: He did NOT

10:40

Cravitus

*Lurk

Ave: "I meant Lurk."

Survivor321 has left the chat. 

10:41

Cravitus

Ave: "Regardless, I'm a minute away from tossing them all out into the hall and activating the security guns."

Vil: "There's security guns here?"

Ave: "Yes."

10:41

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Whose the girl?

Darrz:SHE LOOKS HOT

10:42

Cravitus

*Vil blushed, and hid behind Mario*

10:42

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:*Pushes Mario into Vil for absolutely no reason*

10:42

Long Time

Mario: ... well that's certainly not a way to introduce yourself to Vil--

10:42

Cravitus

Ave: "Student-cadet."

10:42

INVADER VEX

Scythe: Darrz you're a scrub

10:42

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:I approve of this ship

10:42

Long Time

Mario: Whaauuu..... uhh...

10:42

Cravitus

Vil: "I-er-"

10:42

MysteriousTriangleguy

*Darrz points at a model ship made of cardboard*

Invader Plazatrax has left the chat. 

10:43

YourFavoriteFangirl

(darrz is that one fanboy who ships the ships that nobody likes

10:43

Cravitus

*Vil pushes Mario away in a slight panic*

10:43

INVADER VEX

Scythe: *pushes Mario also... For no real reason

10:43

Invader Jib

Jib: Didn't mario mention having an inter-dimensional boyfriend at one point

Jib: Isn't this cheatin-

10:43

Cravitus

Ave: "Right, I think that at this point that minute I mentioned is up."

10:43

Long Time

Hatbot: YEAH! Everyone PUSH MARIO!

Hatbot: PUSH 'EM

10:43

MysteriousTriangleguy

( i keep seeing krevs icon as raphael from teenage mutant ninja turtles

10:43

Invader Jib

Jib: Oh uh averri

10:44

MysteriousTriangleguy

( brain why-

10:44

Invader Jib

Jib: *slowly walks out the door*

10:44

Cravitus

*Ave sighs, and gets up, grabbing Lurk and Darrz by the collar and dragging them to the door.*

10:44

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:WAIT

10:44

Long Time

Mario: ...What're you talking about Jib?

10:44

Invader Jib

Jib: Oh wait

Jib: so i'm not someone who had to leave

10:44

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:Oh wait Ave!

10:44

Long Time

Mario: I'm not cheating.

10:44

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:You havent seen my collection yet!

10:44

INVADER VEX

Scythe: *scuttles to the door next to lurk*

10:44

Invader Jib

Jib: Yeah I was only being mildly serious

10:44

Cravitus

Ave: "Shut up already!"

10:44

MysteriousTriangleguy

*Darrz pulls out photos,in a file labeled "AVE BIRTHDAYSUIT ART"

10:44

Cravitus

*Ave keys the doorpad with his knee, and shoves the two out in the hall*

10:44

YourFavoriteFangirl

(dARRZ NO

10:45

Long Time

Hatbot: Birthday suit!? IS it a suit full of pink stuff and confetti!!?

Hatbot: Can I see?

10:45

Cravitus

Ave: "What do you mean birthday sui-"

10:45

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:Ok,after we leave,I can email them to you! And then spread them across the internet for everyone to see!

10:45

INVADER VEX

Scythe: ahahHAHAHaha

10:45

Cravitus

*Ave pauses and looks at the file*

10:45

Long Time

Hatbot: I wanna seeeeeee

10:45

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:...Darrz..I am horrified

10:45

Cravitus

Averii: "...Darrz."

10:45

YourFavoriteFangirl

(darrz runs an intergalatic porn site plot twist

(in the deep web

10:46

Invader Jib

Jib: ....It must have been REALLY bad then.

10:46

Cravitus

*Ave pulls his shockspear out from behind his back*

10:46

INVADER VEX

Scythe: Darrz how did you get these- you've gone TOO DEEP INTO THE WEB

10:46

Cravitus

Ave: "What have I told you about this kind of junk?"

10:46

MysteriousTriangleguy

*Lurk sneaks back through the open entrance*

( darrz is jarjar

( confirmed

( porn is only the beginning

10:46

Cravitus

*The shockspear extends menacingly, and energy crackles on the bladed end*

10:47

MysteriousTriangleguy

( Darrz:*stock evil laugh*

10:47

Long Time

Mario: At least everything's calmed down, sorta.

10:47

YourFavoriteFangirl

(XDD

10:47

MysteriousTriangleguy

*Lurk sneaks back,looking around*

Lurk:Hey uh,irken..girl person

10:47

Cravitus

Vil: "Hm?"

10:47

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:You know where any communications are?

10:47

INVADER VEX

Scythe: *scuttles around next to lurk and breaths creepily*

10:47

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:I need to make-

10:47

Cravitus

Vil: "Nah."

10:47

MysteriousTriangleguy

*Lurk backs away from scythe*

Lurk:An off-world call

10:47

YourFavoriteFangirl

(so i noticed that i have a fear of heights even in video games

(whenever im on a high place i go "oh geez" even tho its just the character  hm

10:48

Cravitus

*Ave growls, and lunges at Darrz's hands with the shockspear*

10:48

Long Time

Vok: *Casually floating down* Ehhhy! How's it going pals? Miss me? Uh nevermind--- just uh save your compliments for later.

10:48

Invader Jib

(eh i only feel that way in games with fall damage

10:48

Long Time

Vok: Sooo, what's goin' on?

10:48

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:AUGH,Vok...

Lurk:As if this couldnt get worse

10:48

Cravitus

*The door closes behind Averii and Darrz, leaving them alone in the hall*

10:48

YourFavoriteFangirl

(why fall damage

10:48

Invader Jib

(because like

10:48

MysteriousTriangleguy

*Darrzs screams are heard*

10:48

Long Time

Vok: Wow! You're hilarious!

10:49

Invader Jib

(otherwise it has no consquences

10:49

MysteriousTriangleguy

( reading that in bills voice

( i

10:49

Long Time

Vok: Not a single laugh heard! Now- Now that's impressive.

10:49

Invader Jib

(but then it's actually simulating height injuries

10:49

YourFavoriteFangirl

(...thats interesting jib

(oh

(yeah

10:49

Long Time

(wh @lurk

10:49

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Jib,you got a communicator on you?

10:49

Invader Jib

Jib: Well....yes...

10:49

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:*hands jib some dollars*

10:49

Invader Jib

Jib: But, y'knlw...I'm not entirely sure I feel like helping you and

10:49

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Now gimmie the communicator

10:50

Cravitus

*Suddenly, a short crab-like Alien scuttles out from behind the stairs, from the kitchen, holding a ham-like object.* Ader : "Socks where?"

10:50

Invader Jib

Jib: *Looks at the money* Fair enough

10:50

YourFavoriteFangirl

(awkward spyro screenshots - the collection http://puu.sh/lTF8Q/292c640523.jpg

10:50

Cravitus

Vil: "Why is the man floating?"

10:50

Invader Jib

Jib: *Takes the money* DON'T BREAK IT, though.

10:50

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Mhmm

10:50

Invader Jib

Jib: *Slowly hands him the communicator

10:50

MysteriousTriangleguy

*Lurk grabs it,and begins entering in numbers*

10:50

INVADER VEX

Scythe: *tries to touch Jib's communicator*

10:50

Invader Jib

Jib: *Shoves Scythe's hand*

10:50

Long Time

Vok: More like why is the man floating, and why is he STUNNINGLY handsome? Ehhhh? *Nudges the air*

10:51

Cravitus

*Vil begins to hide behind Mario again, weirded out*

10:51

Long Time

Mario: Oh god... euhh..

10:51

Invader Jib

(is it just me or does he look like one of those dragon pokemon

10:51

Cravitus

Ader: "Me want socks."

10:51

Long Time

(he wants the vok sock

10:51

MysteriousTriangleguy

*As soon as jib looks at the money again,its revealed to be pieces of ripped paper,a poorly drawn fake dollar with lurk wearing a wig on it,and some purple game board money*

10:51

Invader Jib

Jib: ....

Jib: AGH

10:51

MysteriousTriangleguy

*Lurk puts in Vex's number*

10:51

Invader Jib

Jib: I AM AN IDIOT

10:51

MysteriousTriangleguy

*Meanwhile,in space somewhere,vex's communications beep*

10:52

Cravitus

(but if this is in the time following the krab rp

(then that means this is like

(at most

10:52

YourFavoriteFangirl

(he kinda does @jib

10:52

Cravitus

(days after the finale

10:52

YourFavoriteFangirl

(theyre all dragons that were trapped in crystal

10:52

Cravitus

(is vex still believed to be dead or wat

10:53

Invader Jib

( I think that's wrapped up within the finale

(as far as i know

10:53

INVADER VEX

Vex: Uhhhh... What is it, Jib?

10:53

MysteriousTriangleguy

Navigator:That is not Jib,sir

*Lurk appears on a screen*

10:53

Long Time

Hatbot: SO.. are we gonna get in another life-threatening scarring adventure or WHAT? It's preeeetty boring around here.

10:53

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Hi

10:53

INVADER VEX

Vex: Oh god- hi lurk...

10:54

Invader Jib

Jib: Wait he mistook Lurk for me- THANKS A LOT VEX

10:54

INVADER VEX

Vex: guessing you need money?

10:54

Cravitus

Vil: "I don't know what's happening-"

*Ader munches on his ham vigorously, staring at Vok*

10:54

INVADER VEX

Vex: Jib... You realize he dialed from your communicator?

10:54

Cravitus

 *Meanwhile, Darrz's screams can still be heard from the hall*

10:55

Invader Jib

Jib: Well I know but

10:55

YourFavoriteFangirl

(ever wonder why we call them communicators

10:55

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:YES! I need uh

10:55

Invader Jib

Jib: Oh wait his face didn't come up yet

10:55

YourFavoriteFangirl

(theyre just irken phones right

(or

10:55

Invader Jib

Jib: That makes more sense..

(and idk miz

(Basically just irken phones

(but with video

10:55

INVADER VEX

Vex: *looks behind him* I'm very busy... Being presumed dead for a year had its consequences... What do you guys want?

10:55

YourFavoriteFangirl

(so skype

(Lol

10:55

Invader Jib

(yep

10:57

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:I need about 30,000,000 monies

10:58

INVADER VEX

Vex: *steps back from the camera and signs his name on a screen* wait.... What?!? Are you kidding me?

10:58

Invader Jib

Jib: What could you POSSIBLY need with that?

10:58

INVADER VEX

Vex: *his eyes glow slightly purple as he stares angrily at Lurk*

Vex: What the hell did you do, lurk?!?

10:59

Cravitus

Vil: "Mariohelpmeeverythingisconfusing-"

10:59

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Um...I destroyed Menamis apartment

Lurk:...Again

11:00

Invader Jib

Jib: Wait, so she's making you pay for it?

11:00

Long Time

Mario: Oh, uhhh..

11:00

Invader Jib

Jib: You must have REALLY screwed up this time.

11:00

Long Time

Mario: What're you so confused about?

11:00

INVADER VEX

Vex: *steps towards the camera again and puts his hand on his head* alright... I won't give you thirty million monies... That's ridiculous...

Vex: I could practically buy the entire apartment unit for that much-

11:01

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:BlAUGH

11:01

INVADER VEX

*Vex's eyes stop glowing and he sits down in a chair* what did you expect?

11:01

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Oh wait,you agreed

11:02

Long Time

Hatbot: Your weird girlfriend's right! A lot of this stuff makes ABSOLUTELY no sense! That's coming from me as well... well.. from her.. but from you-- AUHG! You know what I mean!

11:02

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:How fast can you get the money?

11:02

Invader Jib

Jib: I...don't think that was agreeing, Lurk.

11:03

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Moneys money-or something...That flying head adventure made me a bit tired

11:03

INVADER VEX

Vex: .... Um.... I'm gonna... Hang up, now..

11:03

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:*Hangs up*

11:03

Cravitus

*Meanwhile, the screaming in the hall intensifies*

11:03

Long Time

Vok: You two are datin'? Since when? Did you finally dump that scrawny emo kid?

11:03

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:*Walks over to the door,annoyed*

Lurk:AVE! You can stop torturing Darrz now,I'm leaving.

11:04

Long Time

Mario: *Antennae twitch*... no she's NOT my girlfriend, and please don't call Kiz that...

11:06

Cravitus

*The screaming only gets louder*

11:06

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Ave..?

11:06

Long Time

 11:06

Invader Jib

Jib: ..

11:06

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:You gonna open the door?

11:06

Invader Jib

Jib: Huh?

11:06

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:I was talking to Ave

11:07

Long Time

Vok: What, reaaaally? That emo kid never even talks to you anymore. Probably moved onto.. to y'know, someone he actually cares about.

11:07

MysteriousTriangleguy

*Lurk moves his hand toward the door to knock,but then slams Jib onto it*

11:07

Long Time

Mario: ..

11:07

MysteriousTriangleguy

*A loud thud is heard*

11:08

Invader Jib

Jib: WHAT WAS THAT FOR-

11:08

Cravitus

*Suddenly, the door hisses open*

11:08

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Its how they express love in Dimension 24,Jib

*Darrz runs out,screaming,covered in burns*

Darrz:YOU'LL NEVER GET THE PICTURES,THEY'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL

11:09

Cravitus

*Ave runs out after him, yelling and waving his spear angrily*

11:09

MysteriousTriangleguy

*Darrz jumps out of a window,and literally flies away*

Lurk:....How did-

11:09

Invader Jib

Jib: Wh...

11:09

Cravitus

Ave: "BLU! PURSUIT!"

11:09

Invader Jib

Jib: I'm gonna try to not question that

11:09

Cravitus

*Ave jumps out after him, and BLU seems to appear from below, and Ave surfs on him as they chase Darrz into the sky*

11:10

Long Time

Hatbot: Perfectly makes snes,e not sure what you guys are so confused about..

sense*

(snes

11:10

YourFavoriteFangirl

(I think Im gonna head to bed for the night guys

11:10

Long Time

(darrz is a snes

11:10

Cravitus

(goodnight

11:10

INVADER VEX

(Bye

11:10

YourFavoriteFangirl

(darrz snes 

11:10

MysteriousTriangleguy

( night

11:10

Long Time

(goodbye

11:10

YourFavoriteFangirl

(Night

11:10

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:WAIT

11:10

Invader Jib

(night

11:10

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Menamis wedding is coming SOON

Lurk:I have a BRILLANT PLAN

Lurk:JIB! GIVE ME SOME PRINTER PAPER

11:11

Cravitus

*BLU-surfing Ave disappears into the clouds above, chasing Darrz as lightning seems to shoot from his shockspear*

11:11

INVADER VEX

Scythe: if it involves dressing up in a jib costume, I'm in

11:11

Invader Jib

Jib: Why would I have printer paper?

11:11

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:VILLY OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS,GET ME SOME MARKERS

Lurk:SCYTHE!.......

Lurk:...uh

11:11

Long Time

Hatbot: Villy! Awww, that's an amazing nickname.

11:11

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:NICHOLAS! CAGE THEM!

YourFavoriteFangirl has left the chat. 

11:11

INVADER VEX

Scythe: LURK!

11:11

Cravitus

*Vil is unresponsive, and is curled around Mario's legs*

11:12

MysteriousTriangleguy

*a small horrible interdimensional floating head named nicholas responds in a deep voice*

11:12

Cravitus

*Ader continues to munch blankly on a Ham*

11:12

MysteriousTriangleguy

Nicholas:mmmyep ok

11:12

Invader Jib

(wait do we need to pause for miz or no

11:12

INVADER VEX

Scythe: oh god- my jib costume is at the dry cleaners!

11:12

Cravitus

(nop

11:12

Long Time

Mario: Welp-- uhhh.. *blushing*... er..

Hatbot: I think he's bluescreening

11:12

MysteriousTriangleguy

*The nicholas head flies away,crashing through another window*

11:12

Long Time

Hatbot: Somebody provide technical support

Hatbot: pls

11:12

MysteriousTriangleguy

Nicholas:bees.

11:12

Long Time

(wh

11:13

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:*Laughs manically,grabbing crayons and paper*

( do you guys mind if i do timeskip

11:13

Invader Jib

Jib: Oh wait I THINK HE'S PLANNING HIS NEXT HOMICIDE

11:13

Cravitus

(Since I feel like none of you have the patience to read krev's articles

(Here's pictures showing the floorplan krev made of apartment

11:14

MysteriousTriangleguy

( I DO!-

* MysteriousTriangleguy was hit with an article and screamed in pain

11:14

Cravitus

( File:S1201A.png ( File:S1201B.png ( File:S1201C.png ( File:S1201D.png

11:14

Invader Jib

( i read part of the apartment article

11:14

Cravitus

(I don't believe you, filthy casualllll

11:14

Invader Jib

(Emphasis on "part of"

11:15

Long Time

Vok: Are you guys just gonna sit around and colour all day?

11:15

MysteriousTriangleguy

*2 Hours later,it is night time,Lurk walks around,arms crossed behind him*

11:15

Long Time

Vok: That's pretty... pretty pathetic-- like.. geez..

11:15

MysteriousTriangleguy

*Darrz,Draxx,and Zeerk sit at the couch,surrounded by the others*

11:15

Invader Jib

Jib: This must be some intense-

11:15

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Alright team,this is the plan

11:15

Invader Jib

Jib: WAIT WHY AM I STILL HERE

11:15

Long Time

Mario: Wait, what's going on-

11:16

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:*Pulls out a drawing board,reading "LURKS SUPUR KOOL AWESOME KOOL KAT TEAM"

11:16

INVADER VEX

Scythe: *is asleep at this point, snoring very strangely*

11:16

Invader Jib

Jib: It...

11:16

Cravitus

*Vil has fallen asleep around Mario's legs*

*Ader munches on a ham bone*

11:16

Invader Jib

Jib: IT TOOK YOU TWO HOURS TO COME UP WITH THAT?!

11:16

Long Time

Hatbot: AM I APART OF THE SUPUR KOOL AWESOME KAT TEAM!?

11:16

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Welcome to the SECRET PARTY PLANNING CLAN,dedicated to throwing an ENGAGEMENT PARTY FOR MENAMI

Lurk:No.

11:16

Long Time

Hatbot: Jib! Shut up! You're a-

Hatbot: WHAT!

Hatbot: *Furiously rolls around*

Hatbot: I HAVE RIGHTSSS

11:16

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:Wut does engagement meeeen b0ss

11:17

Long Time

Hatbot: I HAVE RIGHTSSSS

11:17

Invader Jib

Jib: I was wondering that too-

11:17

MysteriousTriangleguy

Zeerk:...Why am I still here

11:17

Long Time

Mario: *Looking down at Vil, still wrapped around his legs*

11:17

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Now,DOES EVERYONE HAVE THEIR DISGUISES

11:17

Cravitus

Ader: "Does engagement mean foodstuff?"

Ader: "Me like food."

11:17

Invader Jib

Jib: Anyway, I suggest during the party, Lurk makes a long list of all his mideeds, and apologizes to EVERYONE

11:17

Long Time

Mario: Uhhh-- how long has she been here?

11:17

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Yes,crab child,there will be food

11:17

INVADER VEX

Scythe: *wakes up*

Scythe: *puts on a Jib costume*

11:17

Cravitus

Ader: "Ye, is gud."

11:18

Long Time

Hatbot: *Poking Lurk* I wanna be a super cool cat!

11:18

Invader Jib

Jib: Scythe what are you-

11:18

MysteriousTriangleguy

*Lurk looks around,wearing a batman esque mask,along with a cardboard suit*

11:18

Long Time

Hatbot: WAIT, hey! I WANT A JIB COSTUME!

Hatbot: No fair.

11:18

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:I GOT MY DISGUISE

11:18

Invader Jib

Jib: NOBODY is waring a Jib costume

11:18

INVADER VEX

Scythe: haha nerd

11:18

Invader Jib

Jib: Oh uh...

11:18

Long Time

Hatbot: Scythe, can I have a Jib costume? Jib's like the COOLEST scrub around.

11:18

MysteriousTriangleguy

*Darrz is wearing a cardboard costume seen in that time bees invaded Jibs base*

11:18

INVADER VEX

scythe: *runs around the room flipping jib off and winking at hatbot*

11:18

Cravitus

Vil: "Neeeerd...."

11:18

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:HEY THAT REMINDS ME,JIB,REMEMBER THE BEES-

11:18

Cravitus

*Vil continues to sleep*

11:19

Long Time

Hatbot: Did he just-

11:19

Invader Jib

Jib: *Traumatic memories from the bees flow in*

Jib: I

11:19

Long Time

Hatbot: Wink at me-

11:19

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:SCYTHE! WHERE IS YOUR JIB COSTUME

11:19

Long Time

Hatbot: Jib. You're a NEEEEERD.

11:19

INVADER VEX

Scythe: *shows lurk his Jib costume*

11:19

Invader Jib

Jib: and Scythe IF YOU FLIP ME OFF ONE MORE TIME

11:19

Long Time

Mario: You're oddly aggressive today Hatbot-

11:19

INVADER VEX

Scythe: *winks at Jib and flips him off again*

11:19

MysteriousTriangleguy

Zeerk:If it wasnt for this party being for Menami,this would have been too stupid to care about. Well,it still is actually.

11:19

Invader Jib

Jib: AGGGH

11:19

INVADER VEX

Scythe *winks at jib again*

11:20

Long Time

Mario: Why do we need disguises again...?

11:20

MysteriousTriangleguy

( this rp is hilarious

Lurk:BECAUSE! MAYO JAR,

11:20

Cravitus

(Is a tad messy for krev's taste

11:20

Invader Jib

Jib: We need disguises?

11:20

Cravitus

(But is amusing at times

11:20

INVADER VEX

(Ye

11:20

Invader Jib

Jib: *Tapes a notepage saying "not jib" on his head*

11:20

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:We will send anonymous invites to EVERYONE we know,to come to Menami's party!

11:20

INVADER VEX

Scythe: lies! I am the real jib

11:20

Long Time

Vok: Oh, right, Jib disguises... yeaaah real neat. It's not I, the REALITY warper, could craft you guys REAL disguises... nnnnnope!

11:21

Invader Jib

Jib: The thing is, nobody anywhere would find you reliable

11:21

Long Time

Vok: Naaaah, Naaaaaaaah, use your cardboard cutouts... reaaaal good... yeaaah.

11:21

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:ZEERK,you will be in charge of party management,my SECOND IN CEMMEND.

11:21

Invader Jib

Jib: We'd probably be like...gross mutant creatures

11:21

Long Time

Vok: Jib, you're literally the most boring and bland one here, I don't care about your input.

11:21

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Jib is right despite being stupid. Vok would give us horrible mutant disguises.

11:21

Long Time

Vok: 'Kay.

11:21

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:ANYWAY

11:21

Cravitus

Vil: "Neeeeerd..."

11:21

Long Time

Hatbot: NEEEEEEEERD!

11:21

INVADER VEX

Scythe: nerd

11:22

Long Time

(is vil sleep-calling jib a nerd

11:22

Cravitus

(indeed

11:22

Long Time

(that is amazing

11:22

INVADER VEX

Scythe: oh wait- if jib's a nerd.... And I'm jib.... Then... Oh god- IM A NERD

11:22

Invader Jib

Jib: Anyway, I am NOT boring

11:22

Cravitus

Vil: "Neeeeeerd...."

11:22

Long Time

Hatbot: WHAT? SCYTHE! YOU'RE A NERD!?

11:22

Invader Jib

Jib: OR a nerd

11:22

INVADER VEX

Scythe: NOOOOO

11:22

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:I will send 100 emails to Menami,telling her about the party. Under the name of,"xxXCoolSpikeyDudeXxx"

11:22

Long Time

Hatbot: But... BUT.. YOU WERE MY TRUSTED COLLEAGUE! ALL THOSE TIMES

11:22

Invader Jib

Jib: Wait a minute

11:22

Long Time

Hatbot: YOU WERE A FILTHY NEEEERD!

11:22

INVADER VEX

Scythe: SO FAR HAVE I FALLEN

11:23

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Now,Jib,I'm putting you in charge of buying supplies and party game stuff.

11:23

Cravitus

Vil: "Neeeeerd..."

11:23

INVADER VEX

Scythe: *eats the face off of the Jib costume*

11:23

MysteriousTriangleguy

*Lurk hands a list*

11:23

Invader Jib

Jib: *Looks at the list*

Jib: Uh....

11:23

Long Time

Mario: *Chucking at Vil* Even in her sleep she's still callin' you a nerd...

11:23

Invader Jib

Jib: *Looks at whatever the irken equivalent to a wallet is*

11:24

MysteriousTriangleguy

*The list reads "1. Dirt 2. More Dirt 3. Fionna plushies 4. Bingo Cards 5. Explodions:The Movie:The 45th Reboot 6. Easy Space crossword puzzles for kids! *

11:24

Invader Jib

Jib: Wait...that shouldn't actually cost much at all

11:24

Long Time

Hatbot: Why don't we all dress up as Zik. So then the Engagement party would be SUPER awkward! That's what engagement party thingies are supposed to be like?

11:24

Invader Jib

Jib: But I am NOT buying any dirt

11:24

Long Time

Hatbot: Awkward... uncomfortable... weird

11:24

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Those crossword puzzles should keep guests occupied for hours.

11:24

Invader Jib

Jib: OR fionna plushies

11:24

INVADER VEX

Scythe: I'll buy the dirt

11:24

MysteriousTriangleguy

Zeerk:....*Facepalms*

Lurk:Fine I'll do it myself.

11:25

Long Time

(crossword puzzle is reminding me of papyrus

11:25

INVADER VEX

(Same

11:25

Long Time

(the hardest puzzle of all

11:25

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Scythe,you'll help me make a cake.

11:25

Invader Jib

Jib: But I'LL BUY THE OTHER STUFF, AND I'LL DO IT EXCEPTIONNALY WELL

11:25

INVADER VEX

Scythe: Kk *winks at jib really slowly*

11:25

Cravitus

Ader: "Caaaaake. Gud."

11:25

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Vok...uh..I guess you could help me with food

11:25

Invader Jib

Jib: That way, NO ONE WILL EVER CALL ME BORING AGAIN

11:25

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Ader will be the taste taster.

11:25

Long Time

Vok: Really? Pfff... okay..

11:25

Invader Jib

Jib: ....Why am I shouting so much today-

11:26

Long Time

Hatbot: YOU SHOULD SHOUT MORE, JIB

11:26

Cravitus

Ader: "Ader is gud taste tester."

11:26

INVADER VEX

Scythe: yeeeee. This cake will taste you good you'll explode

Scythe: literally *winks*

11:26

Cravitus

*Ader lays on the floor and slowly crawls to the kitchen with his eternally-grinning face*

Ader: "Fooooood."

11:27

Long Time

Hatbot: You're winking a lot today Scythe.

Hatbot: Especially... at Jib..

11:27

Invader Jib

Jib: ...

11:27

Long Time

Hatbot: Getting preeeetty weird..

11:27

Cravitus

Vil: "Neeeeeerd...."

11:27

Invader Jib

Jib: No comment

11:27

INVADER VEX

Scythe: or is it just weird enough?

11:28

Invader Jib

Jib: and QUIT calling me a nerd vil

11:28

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Uhh umm...hot girl that resembles Averii,you will uh...um..set up plates and stuff

11:28

INVADER VEX

Scythe: .... *pokes Vil and wakes her up*

11:28

Cravitus

*Vil remains asleep, keeping Mario's legs prisoner, and keeping him on the couch*

11:28

Long Time

Mario: Pfffheh..

Mario: Neeeerd...

11:28

Cravitus

Vil: "Mneh..."

11:29

Invader Jib

Jib: I'm going to pretend you're asleep mario

11:29

MysteriousTriangleguy

( misread as crouch

( i-

11:29

Cravitus

(god damn it lurk-

11:29

Long Time

(oh god-

11:29

INVADER VEX

Scythe: wake up nerds! Time to do something stupid probably!

11:29

Cravitus

(so it's that kind of party eh-

11:29

Long Time

Mario: Welp. It's official guys... can't go when Vil's keeping me couch prisoner. Yuuuup..

11:29

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Mario,you will help me give invites,along with Hatbot

11:29

Long Time

(can't stop reading crouch now

(ffs lurk

11:29

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:First stop is Herm's house. Because he's cool.

11:29

Cravitus

Vil: "Mrrrrrrr."

*Suddenly, there's a knocking at the door*

11:30

Long Time

(crouch prisoner

Hatbot: Why can't I be the DJ?

11:30

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:You cant have a party without Herm

11:30

Long Time

Hatbot: That's lame.

11:30

Cravitus

*The knocking intensifies!*

11:31

Invader Jib

Jib: brb real quick

11:31

INVADER VEX

Scythe: *shrugs* *opens the door*

11:31

MysteriousTriangleguy

*Lurk answers the door

11:31

Cravitus

(jib getting all meta

*Herm is on the other side of the door!*

Survivor321 has joined the chat. 

11:31

Long Time

Hatbot: HERM!

Hatbot: I love you man.

11:31

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Herm? How did you know there was a party starting so quickly

11:32

INVADER VEX

Scythe: oh heyyyyyyyyy *scuttles into the kitchen area*

11:32

Cravitus

*Herm shrugged*

Invader Jib has left the chat. 

Invader Jib has joined the chat. 

11:32

Invader Jib

(That was an irl brb

(Fail

(Anyway back

11:33

INVADER VEX

Scythe: LURK COME HELP ME WITH THE CAKE.

Scythe: I RAN OUT OF BLENDED JIB COSTUME

11:33

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:NOT NOW

11:33

Invader Jib

Jib: *Heads out to purchase the game supplies*

11:33

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:I must send the invites-

Zeerk:Dear Lord..

11:34

Long Time

(vil is like the heaviest sleeper ever

11:34

MysteriousTriangleguy

Draxx:*stops lurk,grabbing his mask,and putting it on*

11:34

Invader Jib

Jib: Also If i don't come back, it's probably because I was sidetrack by some nonsense

11:34

MysteriousTriangleguy

Draxx:*Twitches*

11:35

Long Time

Vok: Hey Jib, since I'm preparing food and whatever, you like goat milk right?

11:35

Invader Jib

Jib: NO

11:35

Long Time

Vok: Yeah? You want an extra amount? Okay.

11:35

Invader Jib

Jib: AGH

11:35

Cravitus

*Metal clattering can be heard in the kitchen*

Ader: "Fooooood."

11:36

INVADER VEX

Scythe: Hey lurk, what kind of cake do you prefer? Burnt, or.... Non-existent?

11:36

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:*sigh*

11:36

Cravitus

*You hear slurping noises from the kitchen!*

11:36

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Ader,get some new cake batter

11:36

INVADER VEX

Scythe: Cause right now it's leaning towards burnt-

11:36

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Dont eat it.

11:36

Cravitus

Ader: "Is too late-"

11:36

MysteriousTriangleguy

Draxx:I WILL HANDLE THE INVITES

Draxx:BATSHIFT

Draxx:HAS

Draxx:RETURNEDDDD

*Draxx runs out of the building,out of a window,making woosh noises*

Zeerk:...You sure he didnt mean Batshi-

Lurk:-IT DOES NOT MATTER RIGHT NOW

11:38

Blackrockshotermoon

(how is everyone still awake

11:38

MysteriousTriangleguy

Zeerk:...What

11:38

Cravitus

*Ader stumbles out of the kitchen, and his face seems to steam with hot cake batter*

11:38

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:I mean uh

11:38

Cravitus

Ader: "TOES ALL TINGLY!"

Ader: "WRYYYYYYYYYYY-"

11:38

INVADER VEX

Scythe: *walks out of the kitchen holding a burnt pile of cake* all done!

11:38

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:HATBOT! MARIO! Go follow Draxx to send invites! Or do your own thing,I dunno

*Scythe's cake sprouts an eye,beginning to gurgle*

11:39

Long Time

Mario: Draxx...? Ehhh...

11:39

INVADER VEX

Scythe: *eats the eye* it's still good I promise!

11:39

MysteriousTriangleguy

Zeerk:Ok,first of all. That cake is HORRIBLE

11:39

Long Time

Mario: Can't I just.. I dunno, stay hear, maybe take care of all the costs?

here*

11:39

MysteriousTriangleguy

*zeerk vaporizes it with a laser gun*

Zeerk:Let me show you how to make a REAL cake

( hilarious idea

11:39

Cravitus

Ader: "CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!"

11:39

INVADER VEX

Scythe: *throws the cake in a trash can and walks with his head down back into the kitchen*

11:39

MysteriousTriangleguy

( zeerk should get so stressed,he turns into an angry chef

11:39

Cravitus

Ader: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"

11:40

Long Time

(gordon ramsay zeerk

(do it

11:40

Cravitus

*Ader begins rolling on the floor*

11:40

MysteriousTriangleguy

( "YOU CALL THAT A MEAL,ITS GOT SO MUCH OIL,THE GOVERNMENT WANTS IT)

11:40

Long Time

(IT'S RAWWWW

11:40

Invader Jib

Jib: *Coems back in with a grocery bag full of the listed generic party stuff*

Survivor321 has left the chat. 

11:40

Cravitus

(THIS CAKE IS SO BLACK

11:40

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:That was fast

11:40

Invader Jib

Jib: Welp, I finished my job

11:40

Cravitus

(IT'S TRYING TO SELL ME IT'S MIXTAPE

11:40

Long Time

(oh-

11:40

Cravitus

* Cravitus was smacked

11:40

MysteriousTriangleguy

*Alien leeches are attached to Jib,dirt is all over him*

11:40

INVADER VEX

Scythe: *slides over to Jib and grabs some cake making things*

11:41

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Gee that mustve been a hassle

11:41

Invader Jib

Jib: YES IT WAS

11:41

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Too bad I dont care

11:41

Cravitus

*Ader continues his screeching, and begins banging his head on the floor*

11:41

MysteriousTriangleguy

*Lurk walks away*

11:41

INVADER VEX

Scythe: *sprints back into the kitchen*

11:41

Long Time

Vok: Throws a large loaf of bread at Jib, here, eat this

*

11:41

Invader Jib

Jib: APPARENTLY GENERIC PARTY SUPPLIES ARE POPULAR WITH LEECHES

11:41

Long Time

(brain

(that was an action

11:41

Invader Jib

*Falls to the ground*

11:41

Long Time

(you scrubbb

11:41

MysteriousTriangleguy

( should we do separate parts like

11:42

Cravitus

*Herm stares at Jib for a moment, and shrugs*

11:42

MysteriousTriangleguy

( one part focusing on zeerk chef and the kitchen crew

( another on mario and hatbot,along with draxx,giving invites to people

( then maybe something with lurk

11:42

Long Time

(wait what is vil even doing again

(or will she stay asleep

11:42

Cravitus

(She's supposed to set up plates,

11:42

Invader Jib

*The crossword is actually a wordsearch, there's no fionna plushies but plushies of various other fictional characers, and the explodioans movie is actually an knockoff called exploshians

11:42

Cravitus

(But she's asleep

11:42

Long Time

(o

11:43

Cravitus

(And pretty much wrapped around mario's legs

11:43

MysteriousTriangleguy

( exploshians

( bril

( >wrapped around marios legs

( i

11:43

Long Time

(yes-

(oh wait, ffs lurk

11:43

Cravitus

(meanwhile, old picture of wip floor

( http://prntscr.com/9dkfy6

11:44

Invader Jib

(fail

@mario

11:44

MysteriousTriangleguy

*Meanwhile outside the building,Draxx is seen,bones shattered,on the ground*

11:44

Long Time

(wow jib

11:44

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:ALRIGHT MARIO,GET OUT THERE AND GET THOSE INVITES

11:44

Long Time

(saying krev's floor is a fail

11:44

Invader Jib

no

11:44

Long Time

(geez jib

11:44

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:*Pushes Mario and hatbot out of the entrance*

11:44

INVADER VEX

Scythe: *walks into the main room* Why are we setting up the party before anyone gets invited... What if everyone's busy... What if they actually have... Busy lives?!?

11:44

Long Time

Mario: Ehhh... oh well..

11:44

Invader Jib

Jib: What if no one decides to come at all-

11:45

MysteriousTriangleguy

Zeerk:I'm just doing this for Menami,honestly.

11:45

Cravitus

*Vil continues to cling to Mario's feet, and is dragged along*

11:45

INVADER VEX

Scythe: then no one will greet to eat my amazing cake!

11:45

Long Time

Mario: Wow, she really likes my feet huh-

Hatbot: She's like, the opposite of Ave.

11:45

MysteriousTriangleguy

Zeerk:Wait. We're setting this party up at Ave's right? As in,here?

11:45

INVADER VEX

*get

11:45

Cravitus

*Ader continues to scream and smack his head into the stone floor*

Ader: "-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"

11:45

MysteriousTriangleguy

Draxx:*Crawls,pulls out his pet rock*

11:45

Long Time

Vok: Of course you're doin' it for Menami...

Vok: Oh, that reminds me!

11:46

MysteriousTriangleguy

*The rock vibrates,Draxx's bones audibly snap back together*

Draxx:*Deep man voice* A HAUHAHAUHA

11:46

Long Time

Vok: You know what's comin', Zeerky? It's gonne be reaaaal fun..

11:46

MysteriousTriangleguy

Draxx:A MINOR SETBACK FOR BATSHIFT,YES,THAT IS ME,BATSHIFT

11:46

Long Time

gonna*

11:47

Invader Jib

Jib: Honestly I sympathize with Menami's properties's tendencies to be destroyed

11:47

MysteriousTriangleguy

Draxx:I AM BETTER THEN EVERY OTHER CHARACTER IN THIS STORY COMBINED

11:47

Invader Jib

Jib: *Cringes remembering the hundreds of times his base violently exploded*

11:47

Long Time

Mario: Uhhh... are you okay Draxx?

11:47

MysteriousTriangleguy

*Draxx puts his arm over Marios shoulder*

11:48

Long Time

Hatbot: You're not gonna start calling me Hatboy again, are you..?

11:48

MysteriousTriangleguy

Draxx:GOOD CITIZEN,I HAVE HEARD THAT YOU HAVE DECIDED TO JOIN ME ON MY QUEST!

*Draxx twitches*

11:48

Long Time

Hatbot: Please... please.. please no more Hatboy

Hatbot: *Shudders*

11:48

MysteriousTriangleguy

Draxx:the p a i n n e v e r e n d s

Draxx:*Twitches*

11:48

Cravitus

(hatboy and lavagirl

11:48

MysteriousTriangleguy

Draxx:A HAUHAHUA

Draxx:*Puts a costume on hatbot*

11:48

Long Time

Mario: *Horrified stare* Oooookaayyy...

(krev

(noo

(burn ittt

11:48

INVADER VEX

*Scythe walks out of the kitchen with the most amazing cake any of them have ever seen* DONE! MASTER CHEF SCYTHE HAS MADE THE BEST CAKE IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE!!!! *places the cake on a table and kneels on the ground, crying*

11:49

MysteriousTriangleguy

Draxx:HATBOY! My trusty compaion,WHAT NEWS DO YOU HAVE FROM THE FRONT?!

11:49

Cravitus

*Ader pauses his strange scream cycle, and stares at the cake intensely*

11:49

Long Time

Hatbot: I'M NOT A BOY!

11:49

Cravitus

Ader: "CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE."

11:49

Invader Jib

Jib: Wait really

11:49

MysteriousTriangleguy

Draxx:HAUHAHUAHA *Puffs out his chest*

11:49

Invader Jib

Jib: I thought the voice and-

11:49

INVADER VEX

Scythe: *collapses on a chair, his eyes closed*

11:49

Long Time

(fail jib

11:49

Cravitus

(Jib

(they're in a different location

(as in

(ground floor

11:49

MysteriousTriangleguy

Draxx:JIB! YOU'RE NOT HERE,YOURE INSIDE THE BUILDING. FOLLOW YOUR SCRIPT

11:49

Invader Jib

(oh

11:49

Cravitus

(whereas you're at the top of a skyscraper

(granted this seems to have slipped some people's minds

11:50

Long Time

(mario is genderless, well technically

(hatbot***

(oh god

11:50

MysteriousTriangleguy

( genderfluid i see

11:50

Cravitus

(is he like izana, mario

11:50

Invader Jib

(confirmed

(also i had no way of knowing the ground floor thing

11:50

MysteriousTriangleguy

Draxx:*Runs,wearing a cape*

11:50

Cravitus

(yes you did

(sorta

11:51

Long Time

(god dammit krev

11:51

MysteriousTriangleguy

Draxx:NOW TO APPEASE MASTER LURK,WE MUST INVITE THE BEST PEOPLE WE CAN FIND! HAZAH!

11:51

Invader Jib

(eh it should have been clearer

11:51

Long Time

(now i'm picturing izana-hatbot

11:51

MysteriousTriangleguy

*Draxx grabs hatbot,vil,and mario,somehow holding them all up*

11:51

Invader Jib

*other excuses here*

11:51

Long Time

Hatbot: Oh GOD... the heroic fake voice IS SO AWFUL!

11:51

MysteriousTriangleguy

*Draxx bursts into a space bar,screaming*

*Tons of muscular space bandits look at them*

11:52

Long Time

Hatbot: MY NON EXISTENT EARS-- WAIT, WHAT'RE YOU DOING!?

11:52

MysteriousTriangleguy

Draxx:GREETINGS FELLOW MEAT SACKS

11:52

Invader Jib

(i thought you meant "space bar" as in on a keyboard-

11:52

Long Time

Mario: *Eyes widen*

Mario: *Lowering his voice* Zeerk! What're you doing!?

11:52

Cravitus

(honestly jib

( did too

(*i did

11:52

MysteriousTriangleguy

Draxx:WE HAVE COME TO INVITE YOU TO A GRAND SPECTACLE

11:52

Long Time

Draxx*

(brainnnn

11:53

MysteriousTriangleguy

*Draxx chucks pink girly envelopes at them*

11:53

Long Time

Mario: Are you ... are you kidding me...

11:53

Invader Jib

*meanwhile

11:53

MysteriousTriangleguy

Bandit:*Crunches the envelope*

11:53

Long Time

Mario: Oh god we're all screwed..

11:53

MysteriousTriangleguy

Bandit:*Walks over to Mario*

11:53

Invader Jib

Jib: Time to work incredibly hard preparing these games...*Puts feet on table*

11:53

Long Time

Mario: *Sweating nervously*

Mario: U-Uh... H-Hey!

11:53

MysteriousTriangleguy

*Another bandit walks over,poking the first bandit*

11:54

Blackrockshotermoon

(will post cringe after rp

11:54

MysteriousTriangleguy

2nd Bandit:*Alien gibberish,shows him the invite*

Bandit 1:...*Tears begin to fall*

Bandit 1:THIS

Bandit 1:THIS POEM IN YOUR INVITE

Bandit 1:IT IS

11:54

Long Time

Mario: I know w-what you're t-thinking, you-- wait...

Mario: What..?

11:54

MysteriousTriangleguy

Bandit 1:PURE ART

11:54

Long Time

Mario: Oh.. uh.. uhhhh... thanks...?

11:54

MysteriousTriangleguy

Bandit 1:IN ALL OF THE GALAXY,I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH BEAUTIFUL POETRY

*The other bandits slowly began to clap,soon they all cheer*

Draxx:just another day for batshift

Draxx:HAHAHAUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Runs backwards out of the bar,crashing into a trash can*

11:55

Long Time

Hatbot: Wh... what just happened

11:56

MysteriousTriangleguy

Draxx:COME MY SIDEKICKS,WE HAVE MUCH MORE INVITES TO PREPARE

11:56

Long Time

(vil is the heaviest sleeper to ever exist

Mario: Sidekick? No thanks..

11:56

MysteriousTriangleguy

*Meanwhile,back at Ave's penthouse of swag*

11:56

Long Time

Hatbot: YEAH! I'm he hero!

Hatbot: HATBOY THE HEROIC!

11:56

MysteriousTriangleguy

*Zeerk begins to sweat,stressed*

11:56

Long Time

Hatbot: I mean.. HATBOT! OH DARNIT

11:56

MysteriousTriangleguy

*Zeerk walks over to Scythe*

11:56

Long Time

the*

11:57

MysteriousTriangleguy

Zeerk:YOU CALL THESE "COOKIES"?

11:57

INVADER VEX

Scythe: uhhhhh

Scythe: no?

11:57

MysteriousTriangleguy

Zeerk:IT SEEMS LIKE YOU DISCOVERED THESE IN THE TOILET,THEN SLAPPED THEM ON A PLATE

11:57

Invader Jib

 Jib: Wait what

Jib: What are they then-

11:57

MysteriousTriangleguy

Zeerk:AND YOU

11:57

INVADER VEX

Scythe: but.... It's cake...?

11:57

Invader Jib

Jib: *Several cookies fall out of his mouth*

11:57

MysteriousTriangleguy

Zeerk:WHERE ARE THOSE PARTY GAMES?!

11:58

Invader Jib

*'cookies'

11:58

Long Time

Vok: Woaaaaah Zeerk, I love the tone change.

11:58

Invader Jib

Jib: And I got ALL the party games

Jib: Well...actually, Lurk only asked for one part game

11:58

MysteriousTriangleguy

Zeek:YOU ATE COOKIES BEFORE THE GUESTS ARRIVE?!

11:58

Cravitus

Ader: "Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake."

Ader: "Cake."

11:58

Invader Jib

Jib: Well see I saw they were whole chocolate cookies and-

11:58

MysteriousTriangleguy

*Meanwhile in the corner,a poorly constructed pin the tail on gloorcggoth,falls apart*

11:58

Long Time

Vok: This is WAY better-- just-- just yeah, keep insulting that kid!

11:58

Cravitus

*Ader begins to repeatedly mutter the word 'cake'*

11:58

Long Time

Vok: You're making me proud.

11:59

INVADER VEX

Scythe: *stares at Ader* Don't you eat my beautiful cake... Not yet....

11:59

Invader Jib

Jib: Anyway, about the party games, *Pulls out "Expert Wordsearch: non-scrubs only"

11:59

MysteriousTriangleguy

Zeerk:Do you REALIZE HOW MENAMI WILL REACT TO THIS?! HMMMMMMM?!

11:59

Cravitus

*Ader's pincers lift Scythe and he shakes him hungrily*

11:59

INVADER VEX

Scythe: wtf jib! That's like the easiest crossword ever!

11:59

Cravitus

Ader: "CAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE."

11:59

MysteriousTriangleguy

Zeerk: INDEED

12:00

INVADER VEX

Scythe: ahahahahaaaaa

12:00

Invader Jib

Jib: No, this one is INCREDIBLY hard

12:00

MysteriousTriangleguy

Zeerk:You go out there and buy some more party stuff

12:00

Invader Jib

Jib: Wait what

Jib: But this is all the party stuff required

12:00

MysteriousTriangleguy

Zeerk:If you cant handle the heat,get out of the kitchen.

12:00

INVADER VEX

Scythe: yeyehyyyeyeyyeee *flying back and forth* Gooo Gettttt a harder word seeeasarrcch

12:00

Long Time

(gtg

12:00

MysteriousTriangleguy

*Zeerk puts on a chef hat,visibly grumpy*

12:00

Cravitus

(rip

(goodnight

12:01

Invader Jib

Jib: Okay fine, what kind of stuff does menami like?

(night

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