Summary[]
Jib discovers a mysterious mirror with Schmoob in Nightmare IBT's base. The mirror proves to be far from ordinary.
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Cravitus
(wait who's recording
(mmk
1:44
MysteriousTriangleguy
( ok so
( uhh
( begin i guess
( also this takes place entra thing
( so feeel free to
( bring her in
1:44
Invader Jib
what rp are we even doing
1:44
MysteriousTriangleguy
( or not idk
1:44
Cravitus
(depends on where this takes place
1:45
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob walks in Nightmare IBT's base, holding a flashlight*
Schmoob:Man I should've brought Mario along for this,Jib you're an idiot.
Schmoob:Jib..you're still alive right?
1:48
Invader Jib
Jib: Unfortunately.
1:49
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:*Crosses jib off of his "People I dont like list" *
Schmoob:DARN IT-
- Schmoob chucks the list away*
Schmoob:Anyway
Schmoob:So I'm guessing you remember why I brought you here, right?
Blackrockshotermoon has joined the chat.
1:50
Invader Jib
Jib: No..I don't think you even bothered to explain.
1:50
Blackrockshotermoon
(what
1:50
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:WELL
1:50
Blackrockshotermoon
(is this a rp
1:50
Invader Jib
(yes
1:50
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:According to Nightmare Schmoob's HORRIBLE, incredibly STUPID internet post, he managed to take out an entire nightmare irken facility, using some kind of "haunted mirror" thingy here.
- Schmoob looks around*
- Schmoob discovers a dirty,rusted door, and touches it*
1:51
Invader Jib
Jib: Right, he casually posted that on the internet. Okay, at least that sounds mildly important.
1:51
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The door falls over instantly, broken*
Schmoob:*walks into the room, revealing it to be filled with junk*
1:52
Invader Jib
Jib: *walks over to the door* Looks like..
Jib: Nothing I should care about IN THE SLIGHTEST>
1:53
Cravitus
(terrz kia
(rip
1:55
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Hmmm..the mirror should be in here
- Jib bumps into something on the floor*
1:55
Invader Jib
Jib: Wh-
1:55
Blackrockshotermoon
(who wants
1:55
Invader Jib
Jib: Oh.
1:55
Blackrockshotermoon
(cool cat x bubsy
1:55
Invader Jib
Jib: *Trips, slamming onto the ground*
(no one
1:56
Blackrockshotermoon
(i shall post it anyway
(very nsfw
1:56
Invader Jib
(wtf
1:56
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Jib lands onto the cracked mirror*
1:56
Blackrockshotermoon
(nevermind
1:56
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Jib! You're not incredibly useless for once!
1:56
Blackrockshotermoon
(noone wants cool cat x bubsy
1:56
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:*Walks over to the mirror*
- Schmoob pushes it up,forcing Jib off it*
Schmoob:*Grunts*
1:57
Invader Jib
Jib: Uh...
1:57
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Wow what an emotional eaction
reaction*
1:57
Invader Jib
Jib: So THAT's the big bad mirror he was talking about?
1:57
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Yes
1:58
Invader Jib
Jib: It looks like it's 1000 years old!
1:58
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Spoopy aint it? *Points to the frozen screaming faces covering it*
Schmoob:Oh its real.
Schmoob:And it can TALK
Long Time has left the chat.
1:58
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:*touches it*
1:58
Invader Jib
Jib: Right..
1:58
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Hello?
Schmoob:Spoopy ghosts?
- The mirror stands still*
1:58
Invader Jib
Jib: So they don't talk.
1:59
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:No! It does!
1:59
Invader Jib
Jib: That makes sense. It must be some kind of bizarre modern art.
1:59
YourFavoriteFangirl
(Watcha rping
1:59
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Pink text appears on the mirror,spelling out " 8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 "
1:59
Cravitus
(they're doing Veldron-jib rp
1:59
Blackrockshotermoon
(hey
(atleast it isnt greentext
(it couldve been worse
2:00
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:HUh..? Whats with the 8s...
2:00
Invader Jib
Jib: Odd...
2:00
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob hears a banging noise from outside*
2:00
Invader Jib
Jib: I would have expected it to be a bunch of sixes.
2:00
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:!
Schmoob:Uh
2:00
Invader Jib
Jib: Huh?
Jib: What was that?
2:00
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Jib you stay here,I'm going to go figure out what that was.
Schmoob:Dont touch the mirror. It'll probably eat your soul.
2:01
Invader Jib
Jib: Uh, okay then.
2:01
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob pulls out a plasma cannon, and runs out of the room*
2:01
Invader Jib
Jib: *looks at the mirror, unconvinced.*
2:01
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The mirror's text glitches a bit*
2:01
Invader Jib
Jib: BOY, AM I TERRIFIED.
Jib: AS IF THIS WOULD JUMP OUT AND KILL ME AT ANY MOMENT.
2:02
MysteriousTriangleguy
Mirror: Y O U A R E F U N NY
Mirror:EYESEYESEYESEYESEYESEYESEYESEYESEYESEYESEYESEYES
2:02
Invader Jib
Jib: OH YEAH, I crack myself up sometimes. Then I realize nobody's in the room and I have no life-
Jib: Like right now.
Jib: *Facepalms*
2:02
Blackrockshotermoon
(midway into jojo
(this happens
2:03
MysteriousTriangleguy
Mirror:L E T S B E F R IEND S
2:03
Blackrockshotermoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vge-nnJleMk
(the deviantartists are probably comming
2:03
Invader Jib
Jib: Ah, I see. It must be on of those 'virtual pet' that gross aliens love.
2:03
MysteriousTriangleguy
Mirror:I C A N GI V E Y O U L I FE
2:03
Invader Jib
Jib: How cute.
Jib: Anyway,
2:03
MysteriousTriangleguy
Mirror:Y O U A R E CU T E
Mirror:Y E S....V I R T U A L P E T
2:04
Invader Jib
Jib: I guess I might as well humor this machine thingy.
Jib: So what are you talking about exactly?
2:04
MysteriousTriangleguy
Mirror:I L O V E H U M A N F L E S-
Mirror: H-H U M OR
Mirror: H A
Mirror: HO W A B O U T Y O U D O M E A F A V O R
2:04
Invader Jib
Jib: Uh...
2:04
MysteriousTriangleguy
Mirror: L E T S P L A Y A G A M E
2:05
Invader Jib
Jib: That's usually an ominous warning to back out, but since this actually real..
2:05
MysteriousTriangleguy
Mirror: I P I C K
2:05
Blackrockshotermoon
(use unicode spaces
(its better
(and TIME WASTING
2:05
Invader Jib
Jib: WELL?
2:06
MysteriousTriangleguy
Mirror: T H I N K A B O U T,T H E S A D L O O K O N L U R K S F A C E,O N C E Y O U P R O V E H E S W R O N G
Mirror: W I L L Y O U P L A Y M Y G A M E?
2:06
2:07
Invader Jib
Jib: Uh...what's the game?
2:07
MysteriousTriangleguy
Mirror: P U T O U T Y O U R H A N D
Mirror: W I L L Y O U P L A Y M Y G A M E? P L E A S E?
2:07
2:07
Invader Jib
Jib: I mean, proving Schmoob wrong CERTAINLY sounds like a good deal, but I have to be MILDLY cautious.
Jib: And oh. It probably gives out candy.
Jib: *Puts out his hand*
2:08
MysteriousTriangleguy
Mirror:Y E S
Mirror: W I L L Y O U P L A Y M Y G A M E?
Mirror: Y E S O R N O?
2:09
Blackrockshotermoon
(i must watch jojo, aDIOs
2:09
Invader Jib
Jib: YES.
Jib: Let's just get whatever this is over with.
2:09
MysteriousTriangleguy
Mirror: N O W L E T S P L A Y
Blackrockshotermoon has left the chat.
2:10
Cravitus
(oh god
(my dropship was actually shot down enroute to the ufo
(thankfully, no one died
(though captain phil lost 4% of his health
2:10
MysteriousTriangleguy
Mirror: t a g
Mirror: i ' m i t
- The Mirror cackles,pulling Jib into the mirror with a black clawed arm,jibs form distorts*
2:11
Invader Jib
Jib: AGGGHHHHHHHH
2:11
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The mirrors faces come to life, all screaming in unVeldronn*
2:11
Invader Jib
Jib: I SHOULD'VE KNOWN THIS WOULD HAPPEN
2:11
MysteriousTriangleguy
- A distorted high pitched laugh echos*
- A white silhouette of Jib comes out of the mirror,rippling the mirror as if it were water*
2:12
Invader Jib
Jib: aghhhhtuuuhh....what just...
2:12
MysteriousTriangleguy
- A hellish laugh echos, the silhouette sprouts grey flesh,covering it,then clothes*
- The flesh fuses together,making the silhouette a slightly greyer version of jib*
Veldron-Jib:FINALLY
- JibVeldron
JibVeldron:AT LAST
JibVeldron:FREEDOM FROM MY PRVeldronN
2:13
Invader Jib
Jib: Wait a minute..
2:13
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:AFTER 1 QUADRILLION YEARS
2:13
Invader Jib
Jib: ARGGGHGHHHHHH
Jib: *Bangs on the mirror glass*
2:13
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Jib bursts out the mirror*
- His form changing,body horror occurs*
2:14
Invader Jib
Jib: Well that was...easier than I would it would-
Jib: BLAGGHHHH
2:14
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Jib transforms into what seems to be a giant burrito, with pink tendrils for a mouth,they vibrate and glow as he speaks*
JibVeldron:HAHA! Jiburrito! Priceless!
- JibVeldron stumbles, his arms waving around unnaturally,having no bones*
JibVeldron:HEHEHEH
2:15
Invader Jib
Jib: This
2:15
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:Its been a while since I've been in the three dimensional plane,Jibberson!
2:15
Invader Jib
Jib: is INCREDIBLY AWFUL
2:15
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:Inddeeeeeeeed. *Extends his arm,touching his burrito chin*
2:16
Invader Jib
Jib: Do NOT touch me.
2:16
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:Thanks to you,I'm finally free! You should've listened to that spikey kid when you had the chance!
JibVeldron:...
2:16
Invader Jib
Jib: And I...How do I even move this thing?
2:16
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron: *Pokes jib repeatedly,giggling*
JibVeldron:*Kicks the limbless jiburrito over,laughing*
2:16
Invader Jib
Jib: AGGGH
Jib: If this burrito body had leg I SWEAR
2:17
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:Geeze! I just kicked you over! Dont have a heart attack! Do irkens have hearts? I dont remember.
2:17
Invader Jib
Jib: That's NOT WHAT I'M ANGRY OVER!
Jib: GOSH
2:18
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:Anyway,I'm gonna have LOADS of fun in this form,Jib. *JibVeldron blinks sideways,his eyes milky and dead,with a subtle white glow to them*
JibVeldron:I HAVE SPECIAL EYES. *Blinks slowly in Jibs face*
2:18
Invader Jib
Jib: CONGRATULATIONS.
2:18
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob walks into the room*
Schmoob:Jib!
- JibVeldron turns around slowly,smiling dementedly*
JibVeldron:Heya pal! Take care of that noise disturbance?
Schmoob:Huh...oh right! It was some kind of corpse walking around. Pretty strange huh? I just ignored it.
JibVeldron:*Looks over to Jib* I'm sure its NOTHING to worry about.
2:20
Invader Jib
Jib: Schmoob
Jib: Do NOT trust him
2:20
MysteriousTriangleguy
- JibVeldron's mouth moves to the back of his head,smiling*
Schmoob:What on irk is that thing.
JibVeldron:Oh yeah. Turns out you were right. The mirror was holding some kinda burrito..spirit..thingy..
2:20
Invader Jib
Jib: It's ME, JIB.
2:21
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:*Mouth moves back,smiling even more*
2:21
Invader Jib
Jib: Don't listen to that IMPOSTER-CAN HE EVEN HEAR ME
2:21
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:NONSENSE! I'MMM JIB.
JibVeldron:Silly!
Schmoob:Eugh..gross..that burrito thing cant even speak english..all I hear is gibberish.
JibVeldron:Weird huh? A concidence in the great mystery that is the universe, ANOTHER UNANSWERED QUESTION IN THE ENDLESS CYCLE THAT IS LIFE AND TIME ITSELF.
JibVeldron:Wouldnt it be great if that cycle was BROKEN?
Schmoob:...Not really.
JibVeldron:Heheh! Just joking with ya! SAY,who wants ice cream!
- JibVeldron pulls out Jib's data card*
2:23
Invader Jib
Jib: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2:23
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:KOOL! Wow whatever that mirror did really changed you for the better.
JibVeldron:EUGH,SHUT UP,BURRITO WEEABOO.
JibVeldron:*Kicks Jiburrito away*
2:23
Invader Jib
Jib: AGH
2:24
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:Anyway,I'm feeling nice. I should buy you overpriced things and waste my money.
Schmoob:Kool.
2:24
Invader Jib
Jib: THAT'S GOING TO RUIN MY REPUTATION ON TOP OF LOSING MY MONEY
2:24
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:Btw,you should try that mirror sometime! Infact, LETS BRING IT WITH US! Wouldnt want that Burrito going back where it belongs.
Schmoob:Ech. I'd rather kill that burrito thing first. It could eat souls or something.
JibVeldron:mmmkay. Why dont you handle that ABOMINATION,while I handle the mirror!
2:25
Invader Jib
Jib: *Struggles to move*
2:25
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Sounds good. *Holds up plasma cannon*
JibVeldron:*Walks to the exit,holding the mirror*
2:26
Invader Jib
Jib: *With all his strength, he barely manages to roll a few inches*
2:26
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:...*Stands still*
JibVeldron:You know what,I doubt this thing'll escape. This base is huge,go ahead and wait for me outside,Schmoob.
Schmoob:Eh. I guess so. Burnt burrito would probably smell.
- Schmoob exits the room*
2:27
Invader Jib
Jib: Oh
2:27
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:That wasnt very smart,trying to expose my plans.
2:27
Invader Jib
Jib: Wait what?
2:27
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:*Eyes,mouth,and antennae rotate,looking toward Jib*
2:27
Invader Jib
Jib: I had literally no other option AT ALL.
Jib: Except maybe letting myself die...BUT THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE. BURRITO CHUNKS EVERYWHERE.
2:29
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:Well,have fun being a burrito for all of eternity. After I finish ruining your reputation, its time to start on my big plan! Horrible things are coming Jibby. You just helped speed up the process of the inevitable death of everyone you know.
2:29
Invader Jib
Jib: ....
2:29
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:Oooh! One last detail,you're technically immortal now until someone decides to eat your burrito flesh.
2:29
Invader Jib
Jib: AGGGGGH
2:29
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:E-eh..hence eternity..heh..uh..oops,forgot something.
- JibVeldron puts his hand in his pocket,reaching for a metallic eye, he shoves it into his empty eye socket*
JibVeldron:I have trouble generating non organic matter..eh uh..welp..Cant believe Schmoob didnt notice my eye socket. Oh well, time to get going.
2:31
Invader Jib
Jib: OF COURSE HE DIDN'T
2:31
MysteriousTriangleguy
- JibVeldron holds the mirror again, and laughs while leaving the room*
2:31
Invader Jib
Jib: *Slams his burrito face on the ground*
2:31
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Burrito chunks spill as jib does*
- Meanwhile, a hiss is heard from outside the room, along with the banging noise from before*
2:32
Invader Jib
Jib: ....
Jib: OH GOD
2:32
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Meanwhile again, in space*
JibVeldron:So, hows Mali?
Schmoob:I DONT LIKE HER-
JibVeldron:Huh?
Schmoob:...Nevermind.
- Schmoob sits at the ship controls*
- Gribbo walks in,holding his rock*
JibVeldron:...*GLares at the rock*
- The camera zooms in*
JibVeldron:*Makes an "I'm watching you" sign at the rock,with a grumpy face*
- The rock stares,silent*
Gribbo:*HISS* *Runs away*
2:34
Invader Jib
(brb real quick
2:34
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:Gee,what a turd. Anyway,you know where my base is,Schmoob? I sorta forgot it existed after the whole portal incident.
2:35
Cravitus
(oooh, base location
2:35
MysteriousTriangleguy
- JibVeldron puts his left arm behind him,and wiggles his fingers around,his hand turns into crystal,and stabs into the wall*
2:35
Cravitus
(one of the details krev needs for the jibxterrz fic
(yes, reveal it
2:35
MysteriousTriangleguy
- His crystal hand downloads data from the ship,JibVeldron grins*
Schmoob:Hmmm...I think it was on planet Ooo..or uh..Earth-415? I dont remember. Oh wait! It was EARTH-4510 .
JibVeldron:Gee thanks Spikey hai-ImeanSchmoob. Y'know I should really appreciate you more often.
2:37
Invader Jib
(back
2:37
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:You're still getting ice cream right?
JibVeldron:....yes
- Meanwhile back at the base*
2:38
Invader Jib
(wait the beggining base right)
2:38
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The corpse of Irken Scientist Vass , walks into the room, with glowing pink lights for eyes*
( ye
Corpse: *Wails*
2:38
Invader Jib
Jib: WHAT THE
2:39
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The corpse spots jib, and walks toward him*
2:39
Invader Jib
Jib: GET OUT OF HERE, YOU MUTANT ZOMBIE THING.
2:39
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Suddenly, a diamond shaped mirror appears on Jibs back*
2:39
Invader Jib
Jib: ...Huh?
2:40
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The mirror has a purple tint and is about the size of jib's former hand*
- The corpse crawls toward jib, screeching*
2:40
Invader Jib
Jib: GET AWAY!
2:40
Cravitus
(corpse suddenly going from walking to crawling, mmk
2:40
Invader Jib
Jib: *Attempts to roll away from the corpse, moving incredibly slow*
2:40
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The mirror gains a tiny crack, the corpse suddenly falls, lifeless*
2:41
Cravitus
(and then it fell from a crawling position
2:41
Invader Jib
Jib: ...Oh. Phew.
2:41
Cravitus
(gg
2:41
MysteriousTriangleguy
- 4 Nubs appear where Jib's limbs used to be*
(tiredness intensifies
( will edit l8r-
2:41
Invader Jib
Jib: Nubs?
Jib: Maybe they could grow into full limbs?
2:41
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The nubs appear to be made of noodles*
- The nubs grow a few inches,forming stubby limbs*
2:42
Invader Jib
Jib: Okay then.
Jib: Wait a minute, this means ME AND EVERYONE AREN'T PERMANENTLY SCREWED OVER.
Jib: So I can...uh...
2:43
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The corpse twitches, beginning to awaken again*
Jib:Uh
Jib: *rolls away slowly*
SESSION 2
9:47
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Meanwhile in space*
JibVeldron:HMMMM
- Schmoob munches some ice cream*
JibVeldron:You know what, we should visit Ave! He could use a good sundae!
Schmoob:_i_i
- I-I
Schmoob:I-I'm not so sure bout that after that party incident,Jib-
JibVeldron:I CAN EAT YOUR SOUL.
Schmoob:...
JibVeldron:HAHA just kidding.
JibVeldron:I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT
JibVeldron:Hmmm...
JibVeldron:*Looks at his crystal hand, projecting images on it*
- An image of Scythe comes up*
JibVeldron:!
JibVeldron:We should TOTALLY visit Scythe
JibVeldron:Where does he live again
Schmoob:Hmm...I dont remember
Schmoob:*Puts in a code into the ship computer, contacting Scythe*
- A monitor lights up, sparking*
- Static appears on it*
Schmoob:*Angrily kicks a control panel, the monitor displays*
9:53
INVADER VEX
- the static disappears and a disturbed looking Irken can be seen breathing onto the screen*
9:54
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Oh hi.
9:54
INVADER VEX
Scythe: HEEEYYYYYYYYY buddy
9:54
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:SCYTHE
9:54
INVADER VEX
Scythe: JIB.... Jib.... j i b?
9:54
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:*Goes to the screen,grinning antennae to antennae* OLD PAL
9:54
INVADER VEX
Scythe: RIGHT. Well not really.
9:54
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:WHERE IS YOUR CURRENT POSITION,FRIEND!
9:54
INVADER VEX
Scythe: You're sort of a nerd, actually- OH
Scythe: Uhhhh.... I dunno... I'll send you the coordinates.
Scythe: I'm supposed to be on a mission right now... Yeah, I'm getting shot at... Ok well see you soon, buddy! *a set of coordinates are linked via the communicator*
9:55
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:Oh! Trust me! I'm no longer a nerd, after coming in contact with a sacred magical mirror, I've been CURED! I should invite you and friends to see it! It brings M I R A C L E S
JibVeldron:OKIE DOKIE
- JibVeldron breaks the monitor, giggling*
JibVeldron:I KEEP FORGETTING I CANT FEEL PAIN. *looks at glass shards stuck into his arm*
JibVeldron:SO WHERES MARIO ANYWAY. *Slams arm on control panel repeatedly*
9:56
YourFavoriteFangirl
(Watcha rping?
9:57
Invader Jib
(the Veldron-jib one
9:57
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Uhh..he's getting ready for some kind of trip, or something..
Schmoob:Wouldnt want to bother him..
9:58
Long Time
(chat laggg
9:59
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob's ship heads toward Planet Noreefundium hours later, covered in dents and what seems to be chunks of debris and asteroid*
- Schmoob's ship lands on a parked ship, crushing it, people run away*
Schmoob:*Walks out, the ship catches on fire*
Schmoob:Ahh..the sweet smell of product placement and deceptive advertising...that and burnt flesh.
- JibVeldron jumps out of the ship, along with Gribbo**
10:01
INVADER VEX
Scythe: *is sitting casually in a nearby dumpster*
10:01
MysteriousTriangleguy
Gribbo:Y'know the tomato gods dont approve of u-
JibVeldron:I don't care.
JibVeldron:*GASP*
JibVeldron:SCYTHE
JibVeldron:You old um....HOME SLICE...what are you doing in there pal!
10:02
INVADER VEX
Scythe: *jumps out of the dumpster and walks over to Jib* Just... Grabbing some lunch
10:03
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:*Eyes blink sideways*
JibVeldron:Well..are you ready for the BEST NIGHT OF YOUR LIVES!
- JibVeldron takes out a bunch of monies*
Long Time has left the chat.
10:03
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:To make up for how much of a nerd I've been lately, tonight will be just us! Doing..fun..STUFF
JibVeldron:AND SPENDING ALL THE MONEY I HAVE
10:04
INVADER VEX
Scythe: Ayyyy *sunglasses descend onto Scythe's face from orbit*
Long Time has joined the chat.
10:04
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:*Wears pink party glasses*
JibVeldron:Take those off. Please.
10:04
YourFavoriteFangirl
(scythe is the mlg overlord
10:04
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:It hurts.
10:04
INVADER VEX
(No that's delta
10:04
YourFavoriteFangirl
(LOL
10:04
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:*takes off glasses, frowning*
Gribbo:*pats back*
JibVeldron:TO UM....THE TOTALLY NOT GENERICALLY NAMED MART!
10:05
INVADER VEX
(mario just look File:Jib is a scrub (Vex).jpg
10:05
MysteriousTriangleguy
- JibVeldron runs to a store named "THETOTALLYNOTGENERICALLYNAMEDMART"*
10:06
YourFavoriteFangirl
("FaZE HIRE ME"
(LMAO
10:06
INVADER VEX
Scythe: *follows JibVeldron into the store, tossing money at people but then picking it back up*
10:06
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Gribbo follows*
Schmoob:*Wears a sock for a mask*
JibVeldron:Whats with the mask
Schmoob:Oh I was banned here
Schmoob:after..
- Screen zooms in, Schmoob cringes*
Schmoob:THE INCIDENT
10:07
INVADER VEX
Scythe: *gasp*
10:07
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:...care to explain-
Schmoob:NO! SHUT UP! SHUT UP YOU! ITS FAR TOO TRAUMATIC AND PAINFUL TO REMEMBER-
10:07
YourFavoriteFangirl
(Schmoob: i rubbed butter and goat milk over the unconscious clerk's body
10:07
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:OOOH flashlights are on sale
10:08
Invader Jib
(Gasp
10:08
MysteriousTriangleguy
(bril
10:08
INVADER VEX
(turns out the clerk was jib and he deeply enjoyed the experience
10:08
Invader Jib
(no wonder he was banned
10:08
YourFavoriteFangirl
(XDD
10:08
MysteriousTriangleguy
(@vex ogm
10:08
Invader Jib
(no
10:08
Long Time
(rubbed goat milk on the unconscious clerk's body huh, was totally jib
(oh-
10:08
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:...Why are you wearing a mask Gribbo-
10:08
INVADER VEX
(that's my new headcanon
10:08
MysteriousTriangleguy
Gribbo:*Dissappeared*
JibVeldron:Oh well
10:09
Cravitus
(while krev cannot actively participate, have guitar version of john cena theme
( https://youtu.be/SMpRgZ-xV7U?list=PLrBxEeGxMLqvnks_QX0SlW3PFSMGyOFd2
10:09
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob grabs a shopping cart, and randomly chucks it at a random bystander, then he grabs a basket*
- Schmoob runs into the movie aisle, which is conviently near the entrance for no apparent rason*
- rEAsON
10:09
Cravitus
(buff Schmoob's cart-tossing skills 2gud
10:09
MysteriousTriangleguy
( buff Schmoob: do u even lift m8
10:10
Cravitus
(but what if buff nightmare ave (which is buff ave x2
10:10
YourFavoriteFangirl
(for no raisan
10:10
INVADER VEX
(for no raisin
10:10
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:*Looks around for a movie*
10:10
INVADER VEX
Scythe: *tosses a random movie into Schmoob's basket thingy*
10:11
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Excuse me, have you seen Action Movie:The Sequel:The Prequel:Beginning of the Buff Ham Monster's Revenge?
10:11
INVADER VEX
- it's a random "explosions: the movie" movie*
Scythe: Phhhhshhh. I prefered Action Movie: The Prequel: The Movie: The Rise of the Mad Gains: The Movie
10:13
MysteriousTriangleguy
Jubbles the 21st : WHUUU
Schmoob:...Um
Jubbles: STUPID YOUNG PEEPLE,D-DRINKING CIGGARATES AND SMOKIN ALCOHOL
10:13
INVADER VEX
Scythe: Wow it's an old guy
10:13
MysteriousTriangleguy
Jubbles: FRESH BOILED CLAM MEAT
10:14
INVADER VEX
Scythe: THAT'S HILARIOUS
Scythe: ... *kicks Jubbles in the leg and runs into the bread aisle*
10:14
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Jubbles smashes into a row of movies, going after scythe in an automatic wheel chair*
Jubbles: LORD BAGEL CHRIST HATH MERCY ON YOUR SOUL
Schmoob:...I'm guessing he doesnt work here-
10:15
YourFavoriteFangirl
(action movie scenes
(quality jubbles action
10:15
INVADER VEX
Scythe: *climbs on a shelf and throws bread at Jubbles*
10:16
MysteriousTriangleguy
Jubbles: *angry gurgling noises*
10:16
INVADER VEX
- security guards run over and start trying to get Scythe down*
10:17
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Hmmm....Action Skeleton Man two...or My Little Princess Fashion Party 35?
10:17
Long Time
Mario: *Walking down the aisle* Sooo what'd you want again Hatbot? I wanna start searching for her soon...
10:17
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:?
Schmoob:Mario-
- JibVeldron runs in, smacking Schmoob out of the way*
10:17
Long Time
Hatbot: I already TOLD you! I want the highest quality artistic value of media there IS!
Hatbot: Noir moviessss
Mario: ...kay
10:18
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob crashes into a stand, toppling them all over the security guards*
10:18
YourFavoriteFangirl
(hatbot pls
10:18
MysteriousTriangleguy
Guard:STAND DOWN SCYTHE,BY ORDER OF THE ...LAW ENFORCEMENT THAT RUNS THIS PLACE..I dunno
10:18
Invader Jib
(btw should i bring in a jib side character at one point or just wait until jib comes back into the rp)
10:18
INVADER VEX
Guard: Sir, I'll have you know that's illegal!
Scythe: Man, @#*&$# da police!
10:18
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:But scythe,you ARE the police-
(@jib sure
10:18
INVADER VEX
Scythe: Not with that attitude.
10:18
Invader Jib
(the thing is i still need to recallibrate their presonalities)
(hmm)
10:18
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:....What
10:19
Invader Jib
(oh auto emoticon
10:19
Long Time
(jib used and emoticon
10:19
Invader Jib
(ignore that
10:19
Long Time
(an*
10:19
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:MARIO!
10:19
INVADER VEX
Scythe: ...
10:19
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:HOW YOU'VE BEEN?
JibVeldron:I've been making deals....with my friend Schmoob.
JibVeldron:Yep.
10:19
Long Time
Mario: *Antennae twitch, trying to listen to Jib while hatbot is still screaming about Noir movies*
10:19
INVADER VEX
Scythe: *wanders over to Mario... The guards have indiscreet holes through their chests... But it might not have been scythe*
10:19
Long Time
Hatbot: NOIR PLSSS
Hatbot: NOIRRR
10:19
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:*Steps on a bag of space doritos, glaring at it in anger*
10:19
Long Time
Hatbot: *Arm flail* AUHGGGG
10:20
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron: *Anger intensifies*
10:20
INVADER VEX
Scythe: Oh I'll show you Noir all right!
10:20
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Wow I'm surprised we werent arrested-
10:20
INVADER VEX
Scythe: *pulls out a black piece of paper*
10:20
Long Time
Mario: *flicks Hatbot* What? Jib? What're you guys doing here?
Hatbot: *Glares at Scythe*... that's really offensive... what the heck man...
10:20
INVADER VEX
Scythe: It might help, Jibbers, that the cops... might... maybe... be a little dead
10:20
Long Time
Hatbot: *frowns*
10:21
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:We're going on an ALL NIGHT party thingy. I've been a huge jerk lately, and I feel like I should make up for all those times.
10:21
Long Time
Hatbot: Nobody insults noir. It's too fancy.
Mario: Okayyy?
10:21
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron: Thats why I'm spending all my money on you guys. We're gonna have a lot of FUN indeed. No out of context meaning intended.
Schmoob:Wait what-
10:22
Long Time
Mario: Well... *sigh* How long will this be going on?
10:22
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:*Grabs a boat load of noir movies, tossing them into Schmoob's bucket*
JibVeldron:Maybe until I dunno 1 AM
10:22
INVADER VEX
Scythe: I ALWAYS have a lot of fun. and for the record I still think you're a scrub...
10:22
Long Time
Mario: I guess I could hang out for like... a half of a day, maybe more.
10:22
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:So Mario, do we have a deal?
10:22
Long Time
Mario: I'm gonna be searching for someone really important to me soon...
Mario: Ehhhh....
Hatbot: DO IT!
Mario: Fine.
10:22
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:*Takes out his hand for a shake*
JibVeldron: *Shakes Mario's hand, it begins to feel a bit warm*
10:23
Long Time
Mario: Dude your hands are really sweaty or something-
Hatbot: Probably just his muscular hands putting yours to shame.
10:23
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:After all this you guys can help me with a small favor. I believe it could help further that plan of yours, Mayo.
10:24
YourFavoriteFangirl
(hatbot is brutal
10:24
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:After all, we all need to care about family now and then. You guys are practically my brothers.
JibVeldron:FAMILY indeed...
10:24
Long Time
Mario: ... who said anything about family--
10:24
INVADER VEX
Scythe: Man, we were all just cloned in little vats of liquid...
10:24
Long Time
Hatbot: Can we just party already.
Hatbot: Or something.
10:25
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:YESIRE
JibVeldron:NOW! INTO THE JIBMOBILE!
- JibVeldron takes out a remote, pressing it, a pimped up spacecraft appears, blasting rap music*
Schmoob:....how did you afford this and when did you buy it-
JibVeldron:I DONT HAVE TIME TO EXPLAIN
JibVeldron:Get in the car.
10:26
Long Time
Hatbot: Lamesauce. 0.5/6 at best.
10:26
INVADER VEX
Scythe: Bro don't even worry about it *gets in... the sunglasses descend once again onto his head*
10:26
Long Time
Mario: *Gets in*
10:27
YourFavoriteFangirl
(i think scythe is my favorite vex character
10:27
MysteriousTriangleguy
- JibVeldron blasts rap music, and puts on shades*
10:27
YourFavoriteFangirl
(officially starting now
(XDD
10:27
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob gets in, opening a can of shoolke, the totally-original-soda-brand*
10:28
Long Time
(shoolke
(shulk
10:28
YourFavoriteFangirl
(Schmoob: IM REALLY FEELIN IT
10:28
Long Time
(FEEEEEEEEEEEEEELIN IT
10:28
MysteriousTriangleguy
- JibVeldron's pimpmobile flies into the air, getting ready to leave the planet*
10:28
Cravitus
(can you feel it, mister krevs
(the krev does not know
10:28
MysteriousTriangleguy
(Veldron:*Crushes ave's hopes and dreams*
(Veldron:CAN YOU FEEL IT MR KRABS
10:29
Cravitus
(ave: i'm not a crab irk damn it
10:29
INVADER VEX
(pretending ave had hopes and dreams to be crushed in the first place
10:29
Cravitus
(ader: me am kreb
10:29
YourFavoriteFangirl
(hey guys
10:29
Long Time
Hatbot: This is a lot of fun-- HEY WAIT NO. MY ARTISTIC VALUE! IT'S STILL AT THE STORE
Hatbot: MY NOIR JAZZ
10:29
YourFavoriteFangirl
(wanna hear a random philsophical thing that Gribbo would probably blurt out
10:29
Long Time
Hatbot: WHY.
10:29
Invader Jib
(yes
10:30
MysteriousTriangleguy
(@moz yus
10:30
YourFavoriteFangirl
(A gingerbread man sits inside a gingerbread house. Is the house made of flesh? Or is he made of house? He screams, for he does not know.
10:30
MysteriousTriangleguy
(Schmoob: *Chews gingerbread*
(Schmoob: huh
10:30
YourFavoriteFangirl
(:'D
10:31
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Meanwhile at nightmare IBT's base*
10:31
INVADER VEX
(well when it snows, are snowmen like "Oh my god it's raining flesh!!!"
10:31
Invader Jib
(wait so if the ginderbreadmen eat their houses, is it cannibalism
10:31
YourFavoriteFangirl
(yep
(@jib yep
10:31
Invader Jib
- gingerbread
10:31
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The zombie corpse lays still*
10:32
INVADER VEX
(brutal stuff. In gingerbread land it's eat or... um... have a house.
10:32
Invader Jib
Jib: Oh PHEW, I thought I was a goner.
10:32
MysteriousTriangleguy
- A fire is seen using cardboard as firewood, along with a stick with a burnt space roach on it*
10:32
INVADER VEX
(although if they're willing to eat their houses then there'd probably be a lot of cannibalism too
Blackrockshotermoon has joined the chat.
10:32
YourFavoriteFangirl
(rip in pieces
10:32
Blackrockshotermoon
(i made a tumblr
(still in progress though
10:33
Invader Jib
Jib: Alright, now that nothing else is trying to kill me,
10:33
Blackrockshotermoon
(wait is this a rp
10:33
YourFavoriteFangirl
(ye
10:33
Invader Jib
Jib: *Grabs a rock, writes a message in the ground
10:33
Blackrockshotermoon
(k
10:33
Invader Jib
Jib: "eldritch thingy stole body, pls help"
10:33
Blackrockshotermoon
(my title is david bowie and dio combined)
(http://themanwhosoldzawarudo.tumblr.com/)
(http://themanwhosoldzawarudo.tumblr.com/
10:34
INVADER VEX
(jib you should add that to Jib's quote page
10:34
YourFavoriteFangirl
(ikr
10:34
Invader Jib
(yes
(i will
10:34
Blackrockshotermoon
(im glad noone took the title
10:34
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Near jibVeldron, a space roach crawls near a hole in the wall*
10:35
Invader Jib
Jib: Well...looks like i'm out of ways to unscrew everyone over
10:35
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The hole leads to a small vent tunnel*
10:36
Invader Jib
(wait did we swtich back to jibVeldron or was that a typo)
10:36
MysteriousTriangleguy
(oH
- jib
(lol
10:36
Blackrockshotermoon
(rero
(what do you guys think so far
10:36
Invader Jib
Jib: *Crawls toward the hole*
10:37
MysteriousTriangleguy
- A loud groan is heard outside the room, roaches scatter*
10:37
YourFavoriteFangirl
(i like it
10:37
Invader Jib
Jib: Oh...
Jib: Oh no
Jib: Please don't tell me there's ANOTHER thing coming to kill me
10:37
Blackrockshotermoon
(probably use it in a few years
10:37
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Jib sees six exoskeletal legs coming toward the vent, dim lights blink on further down in the tunnel*
10:38
Invader Jib
Jib: Oh...
Jib: Welp.
10:38
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The legs stop, infront of the hole*
- Sniffing is heard*
10:38
Invader Jib
Jib: Oh NO NO NO
10:39
MysteriousTriangleguy
- A rock hits jib in the head from further down the tunnel*
10:39
Invader Jib
Jib: *Slowly walks away from the vent*
10:39
MysteriousTriangleguy
"I see you want to be eaten"
10:39
Invader Jib
Jib: NO
10:39
MysteriousTriangleguy
- A voice eminates from further in the tunnel*
- Meanwhile a green eye looks into the tunnel, a snarl is heard*
"Uhhh..HEY STOOPID I'D MOVE AWAY IF I WERE YOU"
- More rocks fly at Jib*
10:40
Invader Jib
Jib: I'M TRYING
10:40
MysteriousTriangleguy
"Go further into the tunnel,DUH"
10:41
Invader Jib
- jib futility continues moving his burrito body away from the vent, his body going excruciatingly slow*
10:41
MysteriousTriangleguy
- A gloved hand grabs burrito jib, pulling him forward*
10:41
Invader Jib
Jib: WHAT THE
10:41
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Jib enters a dark cramped chamber, a light comes on*
Yarp:Hi
- Yarp sits in a chamber, a broken fan is next to them*
10:42
Invader Jib
Jib: Oh.
10:42
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:Dont worry Jib. I know its you.
10:42
Invader Jib
Jib: I never thought I'd be this relieved to see someone like Yarp
Jib: And what? Really?
10:43
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp: *seductively whispers* I recognize your voice.
10:43
YourFavoriteFangirl
(jib: *uncomfortable sweating*
10:43
Invader Jib
Jib: Uh...okay...
10:44
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:So...I see you're in quite of a pickle.
Yarp:*Munches on space roach*
10:44
Invader Jib
Jib: I'm sure that took LONG to figure out.
Jib: This is literally the worst situation I could be in.
10:44
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp: Also Schmoob left me here for about 5 weeks. During that time I learned how to speak Burrito and survive on grounded newspaper.
Yarp:Oh wait! I have a ship parked outside we could ride in.
Yarp:HOWEVER....
Yarp:YOU MUST COMPLETE A TASK OF GREAT PERIL TO GAIN MY TRUST
10:46
Invader Jib
Jib: ...
Jib: UH
Jib: What is it?
10:46
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Yarp takes out a poorly made paper book, wall eyed with his tounge sticking out, cheeks inflated with his horrible breath*
Yarp:SIGN MAH FANFICTION PLS LAWL
10:46
Invader Jib
Jib: ...
Jib: Oh no
Jib: OH NO-
Jib: OH PEHW
- PHEW
Jib: I thought you wanted me to read it
10:46
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp: *Stares at Jib, invading his space, with a seductive look* that too,jibby pls
Yarp: *wiggles non existant eyebrows*
10:47
Invader Jib
Jib: Oh no
Jib: OH NOOOOO
10:47
MysteriousTriangleguy
- A groan is heard from the creature*
10:47
INVADER VEX
(I like how he had the same reaction to the fanfic as he did with initially seeing the exoskeleton legs...
10:47
MysteriousTriangleguy
(bril
10:48
Invader Jib
Jib: Well uh...
10:48
YourFavoriteFangirl
(xD
10:48
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:Its only about..27 pages...wait no...27...thousand
10:48
Invader Jib
Jib: You BETTER MAKE IT QUICK
10:48
YourFavoriteFangirl
(Im gonna go to bed guys
(Gnight
10:48
MysteriousTriangleguy
(night
10:48
INVADER VEX
(night
10:48
Invader Jib
(night
10:48
Long Time
(byre
10:48
Invader Jib
Jib: I know I'm gonna regret this..
10:48
Long Time
(bye*
10:48
YourFavoriteFangirl
(byre mayo
(XDD
(oki bye guys
10:48
Long Time
(ffs
(my tired typos
YourFavoriteFangirl has left the chat.
10:48
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Meanwhile, outside the base as jibs screams echo through space, Schmoob,jibVeldron,scythe,Gribbo,and hatbot sit in a couch in jibs base*
10:49
Long Time
(rip mario
10:49
INVADER VEX
Scythe: *is drinking doritos and eating mountain dew... Somehow*
10:49
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:OH...OH MAN that was great...this movie is hilarious
Movie:AND THATS WHEN MY BROTHER DIED OF CANCER
JibVeldron:*Laughs,choking*
Gribbo: A gingerbread man sits inside a gingerbread house. Is the house made of flesh? Or is he made of house? He screams, for he does not know.
10:51
Long Time
(for a second i thought you said mario instead of movie
10:51
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob: *Munching on gingerbread, looks at it in horror*
10:51
Cravitus
(i read mario as yaoi
(brain is
10:51
MysteriousTriangleguy
( ogM
10:51
Cravitus
(disappointing me today
Invader Jib has left the chat.
10:51
Long Time
(what do you think happens with kiziklu.
Hatbot: What? That's horrifying!
Hatbot: Those innocent ginger men are in pain!
10:52
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:Oh man..guys..guys..remember when we prank called Kiziklu? Oh and when we blew up that orphanage.
Schmoob:...I only remember the first part-
JibVeldron:Oops! Sorry wrong memory.
10:52
Long Time
Mario: What?
10:52
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:ANYWAY, I invited a few more friends.
10:52
INVADER VEX
Scythe: I remember that, Jib
Scythe: Oh wait... No I don't
10:53
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Terrz walks in, grumpy*
Invader Jib has joined the chat.
10:53
Long Time
Hatbot: WOAH! Guys it's Jaz!
10:53
INVADER VEX
Scythe: Ayyyyy, terrz is here... It sure is a party now...
10:53
MysteriousTriangleguy
Terrz:ALRIGHT JIB WHERE DID YOU HIDE MY DARK MATTER MATRIX-
10:53
Long Time
Hatbot: That's insane.
10:53
INVADER VEX
Scythe: *whispers* I'm kidding...
10:53
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:*Grabs Terrz, kissing her passionately*
Terrz: *BLUSH* RDFHJGHMH-
10:53
Long Time
Mario: Well-- ... wh..
10:53
Cravitus
(where is my lewd sax link
10:53
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Terrz punches him, getting him off*
10:53
Cravitus
(god damn it krev
10:54
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:AHHHHUHAUHAHUHA
Terrz:WHAT THE HELL
JibVeldron:I've been meaning to tell you this...Terrz..
10:54
Long Time
Hatbot: Again! Again! Again!
10:54
MysteriousTriangleguy
- JibVeldron whips his antennae, opening his eyes, revealing them to be anime-esque*
JibVeldron:I love you, senpai.
Terrz:....
10:55
INVADER VEX
Scythe: *gasp*
10:55
Invader Jib
(wait who were the friends Veldronjib invited, did jaz actually appear, i couldn't see the whole chat
10:55
MysteriousTriangleguy
( no
- Terrz runs out, gagging*
JibVeldron:Ehhh,girls, what are you gonna do.
JibVeldron:YO HERM
10:56
Long Time
Vok: *Falling out of the regular lame fire portal* Hey buddy-pals-friendship-supporters!
10:56
Cravitus
- Herm walks in from the kitchen, with Ader on his head wielding a half-eaten ham*
10:56
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:HERM MAN,HERM BONE
JibVeldron:VOK!
JibVeldron:YOU FINALLY CAME!
10:56
Cravitus
Ader: "Food. Foooood."
10:57
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:! *Gasp* Ader! You ole crustacean thing
JibVeldron:Anyway Vok, hows life?
10:57
INVADER VEX
Scythe: eeeeeeeee
10:57
Invader Jib
FLIR: Wait, a bunch of people randomly entered the base-I should probably care about this.
10:57
Long Time
Vok: Uhhh.. who are you, again-- nah nah, don't answer; I unfortunately don't care
Vok: Wait... waaaait... ohhh! Ohhhhhhhhh
10:57
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:*whispers in Vok's ear, giggling*
10:57
Invader Jib
Jib: *Shoves a soda can into his head and continues configuring some computer*
10:57
INVADER VEX
Scythe: *pats FLIR on the head and tries to put a chloroform rag over his face*
10:58
Invader Jib
- FLIR*****
10:58
Cravitus
- Ader continues to ride on Herm's head, munching quietly on his ham*
10:58
INVADER VEX
Scythe: No tears... Only dreams
10:58
Invader Jib
FLIR: What are you-
10:58
INVADER VEX
Scythe: shhh
10:58
Long Time
Vok: Pfff-- that's-- you're a genius. Y'see? This-- this right here-- THIS is why I like you.
10:58
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:Awww dont make me blush!
JibVeldron:ANYWAY
10:58
Long Time
Mario: *Confused glare* ...
10:59
Invader Jib
FLIR: You know, machines can't be silenced that way. That's not how it works.
10:59
INVADER VEX
Scythe: HEY JIB SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH YOUR ROBOT. My chloroform isn't working!
10:59
Invader Jib
FLIR: *Forcefully removes the towel, while he turns back to to machine he's working on*
10:59
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:*takes out a communicator,dialing*
10:59
INVADER VEX
Scythe: Oh right never mind guys I drove him away with sheer will power
10:59
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:hey-hey Vex
10:59
INVADER VEX
Vex: ....
Vex: what?
11:00
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:GRAF'S DEAD, AND MENAMI TOTALLY BLEW UP MY BASE IN A SUICIDE ATTEMPT, SUCK SOME CRYSTALS
11:00
Cravitus
- Ader finishes his ham, and discards it before riding Herm back into the kitchen for more*
11:00
INVADER VEX
Vex: .... Wait a minute who is this? Oh
11:00
Long Time
Vok: *Chuckling, rolling around in the air*
11:00
Cravitus
Ader: "Food, foodfoodfoodfoodfood."
11:00
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:*hangs up*
Schmoob:*Laughs uncontrollably*
11:00
Cravitus
Ader: "Food gud." Herm: *Shrugs*
11:01
Long Time
Mario: Wait-- what? You're not serious about that-- right..
11:01
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:Dont be a square, Mario. You'll end up like OLD me.
11:01
Long Time
Hatbot: Awwww! That small crab thing is adorable.
11:01
Invader Jib
FLIR: By the way, what's with these..non-Jib like energy waves? Not that I actually care, do-bee doop...
11:02
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:Anyway-Oop! 6:00AM. How time flies.
11:02
Long Time
Mario: I'd rather not take advice from someone as weird as you, especially since today..
Mario: You're being weird.
11:02
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Wait..you said it'd last until 4-
JibVeldron:EHH guess I made an error there.
11:02
INVADER VEX
Scythe: *leans down next to FLIR* Yeah i know man... This is seriously throwing off some seriously bad vibes, man... HAHAHAAAaaa JUST KIDDING I'M DRUNK *falls over*
11:03
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Gribbo rides on a bicycle, running Scythe over*
11:03
Invader Jib
FLIR: *:"frowns" at him and continues his work*
11:03
INVADER VEX
- scythe doesn't even seem to notice*
11:03
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:Hey uh..FLIR
11:03
Invader Jib
FLIR: Yes?
11:03
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:Where do I keep those secret..um..
JibVeldron: *Whispers* secret files
11:03
Long Time
Vok: Sheeesh! Isn't Mario such a failure, guys? Can't even enjoy a some harmless harassment...
11:04
Invader Jib
FLIR: Ahh, those...in the secret safe in the closet.
11:04
Long Time
Mario: .. Whatever.
11:04
Blackrockshotermoon
(oh god
11:04
MysteriousTriangleguy
(almost picked up bill toy preparing to eat it thinking it was an actual chip
( brain y
11:04
Invader Jib
(LOL
11:04
INVADER VEX
(lol
11:04
MysteriousTriangleguy
- JibVeldron walks over to a closet, opening it*
JibVeldron:*Walks over to a safe, entering a code*
JibVeldron:*The safe opens, JibVeldron jumps into it*
Schmoob:...What
11:05
Invader Jib
- JibVeldron discovers that all of the files inside it are actually useless junk*
11:05
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:C'mon guys! It's time for phase TWO-Imeanuh,that favor I wanted you guys to do.
11:05
Long Time
Mario: What time is it, again?
Hatbot: Like 8 am or something, I dunno.
Mario: I really should be packing up by now...
11:07
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:*Grabs Mario, yanking him into the safe*
- JibVeldron crawls through a small tunnel filled with wires and blue lights,JibVeldron comes out, revealing a large room filled with computer monitors*
11:08
Long Time
Mario: HEY-- what're you..
11:08
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:Ah here it is. Finding this place was easier then I thought. *Grins*
Schmoob:Wait..finding it...this is your base Jib
JibVeldron:OH RIGHT
11:08
Long Time
Mario: "Find"..? You live here..
11:08
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:Um
11:08
Long Time
Vok: *Faint chuckling*..
11:08
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:Shut up, it was a joke. Yeah
11:08
Long Time
Mario: .... Okaaaaay... *glaring*
11:08
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:*Looks at vok, chuckling with him*
- Gribbo crawls, and stands up to a control panel*
11:09
Long Time
Hatbot: WELL I for one like the new and improved Jib!
11:09
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Gribbo grabs a few files, with red text on it, reading "CLASSIFIED"*
11:09
Long Time
Hatbot: He sounds like a cool guy. Or looks. I don't know. Please don't judge me.
11:10
Invader Jib
- Suddenly, an alarm starts going off in the base, with all of the exits sealing up*
11:10
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:WHAT?!
JibVeldron:HERM,WHATS GOING ON?!
11:10
Long Time
Vok: Well this is certainly gettin' interesting..
11:10
Invader Jib
Intercom: INTRUDER HAS BEEN REPORTED WITHIN THE AREA. ALL EXITS WILL BE SEALED UNTIL THE SITUATION IS HANDLED PROPERLY>
11:10
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:HUSH UP YOU
11:10
Cravitus
- Herm shrugged, though he was not in the room.*
11:11
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:AURGHHH
JibVeldron:Oh well....
JibVeldron:*Takes out a small device, along with a futuristic looking ubs drive*
JibVeldron:*Plugs the drive into the device, revealing a holographic star system map*
JibVeldron:...It's almost time for Game over,jibby.
11:12
Long Time
Hatbot: This holographic game look awful.
11:12
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Meanwhile back at the base*
11:12
Long Time
Mario: 'Jibby'?
looks*
11:12
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:THATS WHEN THE SUN ASPLODED AND I GAINED ABS-
11:12
Invader Jib
Jib: DEAR NON-EXISTENT MOTHER OF IRK
Jib: I CAN NOT HANDLE THIS ANYMORE
11:12
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The fanfic randomly catches on fire*
11:13
Invader Jib
Jib: PLEASE, JUST TAKE ME IN THE SHIP
11:13
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:Ooops. Looks like the satanic magic keeping this paper from commiting suicide wore off.
Yarp:OKAY
11:13
Invader Jib
Jib: Paper can commit suicide?
11:13
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Yarp takes out a small hoverboard, and grabs Jib*
11:13
Invader Jib
Jib: You know what, never mind, I'm not actually gonna try questioning that.
11:14
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Yarp gets on it, and it fires a laser through the wall, making a huge hole*
- Yarp flies out of it, a group of monsters roar at Yarp below*
11:14
Invader Jib
Jib: Is this safe-
11:15
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:Oh. I forgot to mention. This place is swarming with horrific escaped abominations created by science experiments gone wrong.
11:15
Invader Jib
Jib: ...I noticed.
11:15
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Yarp's hoverboard flies forward, shooting lasers*
- A giant fly-esque creature jumps onto Jib, clawing and biting*
11:16
Invader Jib
Jib: AGGGH
11:16
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Yarp calmly continues flying, shooting lasers at random monsters*
Yarp:Would you like a mint-
11:16
Invader Jib
Jib: *Shakes it off, causing the hoverboard to swerve*
11:16
MysteriousTriangleguy
- A monsters claw swings at them, the swerve causes them to barely miss the claw*
Yarp:*Drops the mints, they fly at the monster into its eyes, it yelps in pain*
11:17
Invader Jib
Jib: UH...how long until we reach the ship
11:17
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:Ooops. There goes the mints.
Yarp:Oooh looks like a dead end.
- The hoverboard flies toward a giant window*
- The laser button on the board blinks, Yarp ignores it*
Yarp:NOW WE CAN FINALLY DIE-
11:18
Invader Jib
Jib: *Barely manages to press the button*
11:18
MysteriousTriangleguy
- A laser shoots at the window, causing it to shatter, Yarp screams*
11:18
Invader Jib
Jib: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US BOTH?
11:19
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The board crashes into a sand dune, sending them flying*
- Yarp crashes into a dune, making a loud clank for some reason*
11:19
Invader Jib
Jib: Ugh...
Jib: Where is..
11:19
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:*Covered in glass shards cutting into skin* BOY THAT WAS FUN
- Yarp's crashed ship is infront of jib, covered in sand, only its engines visible*
11:20
Invader Jib
Jib: ....uh...
Jib: That thing still works, right?
11:20
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:Yes
- Yarp slams his head on the ship, a door slides open*
- Yarp crawls in*
11:21
Invader Jib
Jib: *Crawls into the ship, barely managing to fit his burrito body into it*
11:21
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:You should probably call Vex...btw i'm about to pass out from severe head trauma and blood loss-
- Yarp passes out, falling onto a broken monitor, the ship is slanted forward a bit*
- downward
11:22
Invader Jib
Jib: Gee,
11:22
MysteriousTriangleguy
- A control panel sparks, another panel is seen near jib, barely working*
11:22
Invader Jib
Jib: Uh..
Jib: *Presses a button on the control panel*
Jib: That's the communications button, right?
Jib: Uh..
Jib: This ship is weird..
11:23
MysteriousTriangleguy
- A communications display pops up*
( gfhgh refresh button y
( can someone record to a doc
11:25
Cravitus
(wasn't i already doing that
11:25
Invader Jib
Jib: *Taking Yarp's suggestion, he tries to call Vex*
11:25
MysteriousTriangleguy
( oh right
11:25
Cravitus
(recorded in krevdoc up to 'this ship is weird'
11:25
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The communications monitor lights up, barely working*
11:26
INVADER VEX
Vex: *through a veil of static* Jib....? Wh.... i....... someth..... wrong..?
11:26
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:*stumbles* oh hi
Yarp:Eyyyy v-vex
Blackrockshotermoon has left the chat.
11:26
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:*Kicks the panel,making the communications work a bit better*
11:26
INVADER VEX
Vex: I can't......I can barely...... you....
11:26
Invader Jib
Jib: EVIL ELDRITHC ABOMINATION, BODY STOLEN, NEED HELP NOW PLEASE
11:27
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:Oh wow that actually worked.
11:27
INVADER VEX
Vex: Wh... what
11:27
Invader Jib
- everything jib says come off as random gibberish due to his burrito body*
11:27
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:PLEASE, THE BURRITO REALLY IS JIB, SPOOPY THINGS
11:27
INVADER VEX
Vex: hold....... one moment.....
11:27
Invader Jib
- to vex
11:27
INVADER VEX
Vex: *a huge bang can be heard on Vex's side of the comm*
Vex: What?
11:28
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:*Takes out a picture of Jib from jibburrito's other end*
11:28
Invader Jib
Jib: *Shakes head up and down as if to mean Yarp is right*
11:28
INVADER VEX
Vex: ohhh
Vex: Uh...
11:28
MysteriousTriangleguy
- A mustache is drawn on Jib's face in the photo*
Yarp:IMMA SEND YOU THE COORDINATES
11:28
INVADER VEX
Vex: Ok good idea
11:28
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Yarp smashes his head on the panel*
11:28
INVADER VEX
Vex: I'll be there shortly
11:28
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:OKIE DOKIEEEE
11:28
INVADER VEX
Vex: *turns off his comm*
11:28
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:
Yarp:...
Yarp:...WHOS READY FOR THE SEQUEL
11:29
Invader Jib
Jib: The sequel of-
11:29
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:*Takes out a 2nd fanfic book, much larger then the last*
11:29
Invader Jib
Jib: Oh no
Jib: OH NO
11:29
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Meanwhile back at jibs base*
JibVeldron:*Paces, a bit upset*
JibVeldron:Ok....can..ANYONE EXPLAIN, WHY MY OWN BASE DECIDED TO LOCK ITSELF UP?
- JibVeldron sweats*
11:30
Cravitus
- Herm shrugged, though he was still in the other room.*
Ader: "Why shrug, shrug-thing?"
11:30
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Hmm...one of us must be no who we seem..that or its detecting Vok's horrible body odor.
11:30
Cravitus
- Herm shrugged, and Ader went back to devouring Jib's fridge.*
11:31
Invader Jib
Mep: *Randomly in the room* Someone must have activated the security system after discovering some kind of intruder.
Mep: By the way I was here the whole time.
11:31
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob tackles vok, assaulting him with deodarant sticks*
11:31
INVADER VEX
Scythe: Oh yeah that's usually what security systems are used for, hm?
Scythe: I wonder who else could've thought of that
Scythe: HM
11:31
Long Time
Vok: ... *sets Schmoob on fire*
11:31
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:MEP! Can you shut it doooooown?
Schmoob:GFAURGGHH-
11:31
Invader Jib
Mep: I would, but uh
11:31
Long Time
Vok: You're funny.
11:32
Invader Jib
Mep: Apparently this is a pretty high threat level alert
11:32
MysteriousTriangleguy
- JibVeldron begins to get noticeably paler*
11:32
Long Time
Vok: I'll miss your hilarious jokes.
11:32
Invader Jib
Mep: Meaning I'm programmed to not turn it off.
11:32
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:AURGH,I dont know,FROGBLAST THE VENT CORE.
JibVeldron:USELESSS
JibVeldron:No matter...
11:32
Invader Jib
Mep: But that would destroy the entire-
11:32
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:Vok quit fooling around with Schmoob. You can kill him later.
JibVeldron:I need you to make an exit.
11:33
INVADER VEX
Scythe: I'll turn off the security systems... WITH A SWORD! *extends his plasma blades and cuts a hole in Jib's locked down front door panel*
11:33
MysteriousTriangleguy
- JibVeldron grabs the files along with the holo device*
- A robotic arm comes out of a wall, tazering Scythe*
11:33
Long Time
Vok: Fiiiiine. Have fun being in horrible pain comedian!
11:33
INVADER VEX
Scythe: HHGHRHHGH *falls over*
11:33
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Aurgh..3rd degree burns..everywhere..
11:34
Invader Jib
Mep: You know you shouldn't open the exits when there is a high level alert-
11:34
Long Time
Vok: Wait-- y'sure you don't want me to just teleport ya out?
Vok: Maybe ditch the chumps?
11:34
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:I'm sure.
11:34
Long Time
Vok: ... Mmmk
11:34
MysteriousTriangleguy
- JibVeldron gains an unnatural smile*
Schmoob:...? *Looks at jib, worried*
11:34
INVADER VEX
Scythe: *tucks his arms and dives out the hole he cut and past the tasers*
11:35
Long Time
Vok: *Snaps his fingers and holds his palms out towards one of the sealed exits, shooting fire at it* *The fire heats up to ridiculous temperatures, melting through*
11:35
INVADER VEX
Scythe: Peace out nerds! *shades descend onto Scythes face and he floats away somehow. The shades were being lowered with wire... From space...*
11:35
Long Time
Mario: Are you okay Jib?
11:35
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Meanwhile in space, somewhere in Earth-4510's system*
11:35
Long Time
Mario: You're acting pretty stupid today.
11:36
Invader Jib
Intercom: HIGH LEVEL SECURITY BREACH. THREAT NOT SEIZED.
11:36
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:...*Covered in bandages, sitting in a chair*
Yarp:Vex....ARE WE THERE YET?!
11:36
INVADER VEX
- Vex Flash Runner bursts out of the sky and rips past Jib's base. A sonic boom hits them seconds later.*
Vex: Yep.
- in a view screen the three cramped Irkens can see Scythe floating through the air*
11:37
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:...Nothing but the usual it seems.
11:37
INVADER VEX
Vex: *lands the ship behind a hill and shoves the other two Irkens out of the pod*
11:37
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp: *Munches on a chocolate bar*
Yarp:Ow.
11:38
INVADER VEX
Vex: Ugh... That pod's designed for one person... NOT three... *cracks his knuckles and pulls out a gun*
11:38
Invader Jib
Jib: *Crawls fast towards his base*
11:38
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Meanwhile Jibburito's stumps seem to have grow 6 nubby fingers and toes*
11:38
INVADER VEX
Vex: *closes the pod's hatch and follows Jib
11:38
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:Jeeze Vex, take a chill pill, those grow on trees on planet XFVYCOLOOB-456.
11:38
INVADER VEX
Vex: That's really weird by the way... *looking at Jib's weird burrito form*
11:39
Invader Jib
Jib: I KNOW
11:39
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Meanwhile in the base, JibVeldron sits, head titled down*
11:39
INVADER VEX
Vex: ...So... why put up with that? *his fingers glow a little bit purple*
11:40
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:AURGGHH..come on Vok! How can security systems be this DIFFICULT TO GET THROUGH
11:40
Invader Jib
Jib: I didn't WANT to become a burrito, fyi.
11:40
MysteriousTriangleguy
- JibVeldron's body begins to emit cracking noises*
JibVeldron:WE'Re rUNNING OUT OF TIME,HERE.
11:40
Long Time
Vok: I could heat everything up even more, and BURN everyone in the process... buuuut you want me to do it the chump-way.
Vok: Sooooo..
11:41
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron: Shut up V, stick to the plan!
Schmoob:...What
- Outside, Jib's stumps grow into full arms, composed of pure ramen noodles*
11:41
Invader Jib
Intercom: THREAT LEVEL REACHING CRITICAL LEVELS. *The intercom suddenly resembles FLIR's voice* AND PLEASE NOTE THAT ALL JIBS IN THE PREMISES ARE NOT ACTUALLY JIB
11:41
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:...Hey vex..why are your fingers purple?
11:41
INVADER VEX
Vex: ...
Vex: *puts his hands in his pockets*
11:42
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:...Ok then
11:42
Invader Jib
Jib: ...
11:42
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:Well uh how should we get in the base-
11:42
INVADER VEX
Vex: umm... I have a solution... But... Jib might not have a functioning security system afterwords
11:42
Invader Jib
Jib: EVERYTHING'S ON LOCKDOWN, HOW DO WE-
11:42
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:Huh-
11:43
Invader Jib
Jib: WHAT
11:43
MysteriousTriangleguy
- A loud banging noise is heard from JibVeldron's POV*
JibVeldron:NOW WHAT-
11:43
Long Time
Mario: Ah... ahah... AHA! I KNEW HE WASN'T ACTUALLY JIB!
11:43
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Huh? *Munching a cookie candy bar*
11:43
Invader Jib
- Several metal bars start covering the door Vok attempted to melt*
11:44
Long Time
Hatbot: Wait, how'd that weird flir man know that anyways?
Hatbot: What a spooky robot.
11:44
MysteriousTriangleguy
- More banging is heard*
11:44
Long Time
Vok: *Sigh*... can I please do it MY way?
Vok: Unless you... y'know, want to screw everything up.. and continue this... yeaaaaah..
11:45
INVADER VEX
Vex: Ok... We've got to get in there. Sorry about this, Jib. *shoots a round into the ground next to Jib's base. The power throughout his base goes out.*
11:45
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:HUH?! What the?!
11:45
INVADER VEX
Vex: *pulls up his gun, pushes a button on his helmet, and shoots down the door*
11:45
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:*Growls*
- Yarp takes out a flashlight*
11:45
INVADER VEX
Vex: *Looks around the first room in Jib's base*
11:45
Long Time
Mario: So who are you anyways, faker?
11:46
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:Why...Mario...
11:46
Invader Jib
Jib: *Heads into the base door as quickly as he physically can*
11:46
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:*Turns around, neck twisting, revealing his skin to be ripping, revealing crystals*
11:46
INVADER VEX
Vex: I hear voices... be careful. Don't shoot any of our... friends
11:46
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:It's ME, YOUR OLE P A L
11:46
Long Time
Mario: *Backs away* EUHGGG...
Mario: You're a weirdo!
11:46
INVADER VEX
- a plasma round shrieks through the room and hits JibVeldron in the arm*
11:46
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:*Unnatural wailing, sprouts 6 exoskeletal limbs*
JibVeldron:*SCREEEECH*
11:47
Long Time
Hatbot: NO. IT'S A FASHION CHOICE
11:47
Invader Jib
Intercom: SECURITY SYSTEM HAS BEEN COMPROMISED. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW, CHUMPS>
11:47
Long Time
Hatbot: BE RESPECTFUL TO JIB.
Hatbot: GOSH.
11:47
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:Oh hey Schmoob!
11:47
INVADER VEX
- Vex steps into the room and fires three more rounds into Veldron's chest*
11:47
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Hai
JibVeldron:*deep voice* GAURGH
JibVeldron*Deep manical laugh*
11:47
Invader Jib
Jib: *Runs towards JibVeldron in an attempt to tackle him
11:47
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:WE GOT WHAT WE CAME FOR, VOK.
11:47
Long Time
Vok: *Chuckling* You guys are REALLY dumb! Like ya-- ya know I would've been fooled for like 5 minutes, but for multiple hours!?
11:48
Invader Jib
Jib: I'LL SHOW YOU TAKE MY BODY YOU LITTLE CRYSTAL PICE OF
11:48
MysteriousTriangleguy
- JibVeldron sprouts another exoskeletal limb, grabbing the secret files and the device*
11:48
Invader Jib
- PIECE
11:48
INVADER VEX
Vex: Oh no... not you... *stares at Veldron, lit by gunfire and action, seemingly losing his train of thought completely*
11:48
Long Time
Vok: Pfffff, let's just ditch the imbeciles, shall we?
11:48
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:HA
JibVeldron:*Whacks Jib away with a limb,sending him toward Vex*
11:48
Long Time
Mario: Can somebody just KILL this freak?
Mario: Euhggg..
11:48
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:*Head splits open,revealing mandibles and teeth, hisses at Mario*
11:49
INVADER VEX
- Vex's hands glow slightly purple, and some things in the room start to teleport inch by inch towards Veldron*
11:49
Invader Jib
FLIR: Gets up, and directs several laser weapons at Veldron jib, firing them simultaneously*
11:49
INVADER VEX
Vex: No....
Vex: He can't be here...
11:49
MysteriousTriangleguy
JibVeldron:SEE YOU LATER FOOLS.
JibVeldron:*Crawls through the exit door, laughing*
11:49
Long Time
(lork
(pm
11:49
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:That was spooky.
11:50
Invader Jib
Jib: *Tries to catch him as fast as he can before he reaches the door, which isn't very fast*
11:50
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Ok can someone explain WHY JIB SPROUTED MANDIBLES-
11:50
INVADER VEX
Vex: *shakes his head and shoots his whole gun's ammo at Veldron*
11:50
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:That wasnt Jib! He's over there! *Points to the burrito*
- Veldron screeches, the gun shots hit him, blasting a few chunks of crystal everywhere*
11:50
Invader Jib
Jib: *Shakes head yes*
11:50
Long Time
Vok *Casually floats away while lounging (totallynotadelayedtiredresponse)*
11:51
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Veldron crawls out of the base, out of view*
11:51
INVADER VEX
Vex: *drops his gun sight and looks at Veldron crawling away*
11:51
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob: Vex..what was that..?
11:51
Long Time
Vok:*
11:51
MysteriousTriangleguy
Gribbo:*Eating popcorn in the corner*
11:51
INVADER VEX
Vex: I.... I don't know... How this is possible..
11:51
Long Time
Mario: More importantly, why was that guy buddy-buddy with Vok!?
Mario: And why was it disguised as.. Jib..
11:51
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Jib sees his computer panel broken, and the files stolen*
11:52
INVADER VEX
Vex: .... He cannot escape this planet
Vex: We need to kill that thing
11:52
Invader Jib
Jib: ...
Jib: Ohhhhhh no...
11:52
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:What..?
Schmoob:What is it Jib..?
11:52
Invader Jib
Jib: NO NO NO NO
11:52
MysteriousTriangleguy
- A loud explosion is heard from outside*
11:53
Invader Jib
Jib: *Looks through the computers, trying to see how much data was stolen-which is quite a bit*
11:53
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:What? What is it?
11:53
Invader Jib
Jib: ...
Jib: He took CONFIDENTIAL data from the systems.
11:54
Long Time
Hatbot: That's boring.
11:54
Cravitus
(rip jib's goat milk files
11:54
Long Time
Hatbot: Boo.
11:54
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:*Runs outside*
11:54
INVADER VEX
Vex: He'll know... with that data he'll know... how to get out. How to kill us
11:54
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:GUYS...
11:54
Long Time
Hatbot: Also, why the heck did you make out with Terrz!?
11:54
INVADER VEX
Vex: *runs out next to Schmoob*
11:54
Invader Jib
Jib: I DIDN'T DO THAT
11:54
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:WAS VEX'S SHIP A SMOKING PILE OF RUBBLE WHEN YOU GOT HERE-
11:54
Long Time
Hatbot: Yeah. I recorded it too.
11:55
INVADER VEX
Vex: ....
11:55
Invader Jib
Jib: Wait a minute...HOW COME EVERYONE CAN SUDDENLY UNDERSTAND ME
11:55
Long Time
Hatbot: I'm gonna post it online! Or something.
(oh i forgot
11:55
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Jibs ship is seen, hovering above Vex's destroyed pod*
11:55
Long Time
(jib gibberish
11:55
MysteriousTriangleguy
( wait no
( jib burrito ness is wearing off
11:55
INVADER VEX
Vex: Why would he destroy the ship.... Doesn't he need to escape...? *puts his hand on his head*
11:55
Long Time
(ohh
11:55
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:..Not if he has one of Jib's ships. *points*
11:56
INVADER VEX
Vex: *looks up and sees the other ship*
11:56
Invader Jib
Jib: Oh geez
11:56
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Jib's burrito form begins to sprout beady looking eyes, its limbs begin to turn green*
Yarp:Ewww
Gribbo:Can I eat you-
11:56
Invader Jib
Jib: NO
11:56
INVADER VEX
Vex: ... *pulls a scope off of his belt and attaches it to his gun, and puts a barrel extension on it*
11:57
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Jib's ship fires lasers at the group*
Schmoob:LOOK OUT!
11:57
Invader Jib
Jib: *Crawls away*
11:57
Long Time
(i'm getting rlly tired
11:57
INVADER VEX
Vex: *aims at the ship, still hovering there, and shoots a bolt through the windshield*
11:57
Long Time
(can we pause
11:57
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Dirt flies,the lasers barely miss*
11:57
INVADER VEX
- bolts of plasma knock vex to the ground*
Vex: Augh! *grabs his gun and backpedals behind cover*
11:58
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The ship flies upward*
11:58
INVADER VEX
Vex: Well.... He won't make orbit with a hole in his ship... I hope...
11:58
Invader Jib
(wait guys mario wants to pause-
11:58
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Do shapeshifters need air?
Yarp:We're screwed.
9:47
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob: We can just track the ship that...whatever that thing was stole..right?
Schmoob:RIGHT?!
9:47
Invader Jib
mini patchy died
noooo
9:47
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp: I dunno
9:47
INVADER VEX
Vex: yeah, easily
Vex: jib, that's your ship... Let me see if my ship's systems still work, and I can use your license number to find it
9:48
Invader Jib
Jib: Yeah please do
Jib: I don't want that freak running around as me for one more second
9:49
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Anyone even know WHAT THAT THING WAS-
9:49
INVADER VEX
Vex: *approaches his broken Flash Runner and crawls into the deformed cockpit* Yep... Uh huh... Ok... *burp* No.
9:49
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:It looked like my old neighbor, Joe.
9:49
Cravitus
- Herm shrugged, and Ader ate what little remained of Jib's fridge.*
9:50
INVADER VEX
Vex: jib, what's your ship's operating number?
9:50
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp: JOE IS DEAD THOUGH. HA
9:50
Temporal Umbra
(welp
(with nothing to do at all
9:50
Invader Jib
Jib: Operating number..right...
9:50
Temporal Umbra
(i shall leave
9:50
Invader Jib
Jib: *shuffles through his pockets*
9:50
Cravitus
(k, goodbye
9:50
Invader Jib
Jib: *Finds an old receipt with the numbers "44567"
9:50
Temporal Umbra
(might as well take a nap or something
9:50
Lil Peridot
Mario: I still don't understand why Vok was so.... so buddy-buddy with that thing.
9:50
Temporal Umbra
(adios
9:50
Invader Jib
Jib: 44567
9:50
Lil Peridot
(bye dep
9:50
INVADER VEX
Vex: ......Ok. I know exactly where your ship is, down to the meter. Unfortunately, we still happen to be stuck on this planet.
9:50
Lil Peridot
(derp*
Temporal Umbra has left the chat.
9:50
Invader Jib
Jib: Right..
9:51
INVADER VEX
Vex: Let me see if I can fix my ship. It's got one seat in it, so.... I guess you guys can chill here while I get a bigger ship.
9:51
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:What? Doesnt jib have any spare ships or something?!
9:52
Invader Jib
Jib: Not any functional ones.
9:52
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:I KNOW! WE'LL USE THE LSD!
9:52
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: WHAT'RE YOU, CRAZY!? Jib's too much of a nerd to own multiple cool ships.
9:52
Invader Jib
Jib: Yeah, because I wanna go on a 4 hour drug trip
9:52
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:*Takes out a remote and presses it, creating a red portal emitting screams*
9:52
INVADER VEX
Vex: *steps into his ship* Well, I'm still gonna fix my ship while you sort that out. It costs more than everything you've ever owned
9:52
Lil Peridot
Mario: The LSD? Yeah, no. I'm not using that thing.
9:53
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob: Watch out for the blood rain, it makes bad stains.
- A spiked tentacle comes out of the portal*
Schmoob:BLEH, FINE
9:53
Invader Jib
Jib: AGH *Shoots it rapidly*
9:53
Lil Peridot
Mario: After that horrifying experience of being almost trapped inside it for eternity with Kiz, I'd rather not.
Hatbot: Yeah! That place is LAME.
9:53
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob closes the portal, the tentacle gets cut in half*
9:53
INVADER VEX
- a huge flash of indigo energy bursts to life inside of Vex's ship, and the components of the ship split apart, suspended in air, before flying together again*
9:53
Invader Jib
Jib: You were almos trapped for an eternity with Kiz
Jib: What in the world were you doing with him-
9:54
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:...Is that normal Vex
Yarp: DEY WERE DOIN THE KISSU JOOB
9:54
Cravitus
(what wasn't he doing with him-
9:54
INVADER VEX
Vex: AhahahAHHAahhh... *burp* ....* steps out the ship and falls over.*
9:54
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:OH MY BLEEP BLOOP
Schmoob: VEX IS A VAMPIRE
9:54
INVADER VEX
- vex's head and hands are smoking with indigo light*
9:54
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob: I KNEW IT
9:54
Lil Peridot
Mario: Wh-wha ... out of people, I wouldn't expect you Jib to- Hatbot: I DON'T GET IT
9:55
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:GUYS VEX IS A TELKENTIC VAMPIRE
Schmoob: ALL ALONG
9:55
INVADER VEX
Vex: whew.... Give me a second here.... *sits up on his ship's ramp, clearly exhausted from such an energy drain*
9:55
Invader Jib
Jib: Um
Jib: So what do we do now
9:55
Lil Peridot
Mario: Did someone say vampire?
Hatbot: No.
9:55
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob: DIDNT YOU GUYS SEE WHAT VEX JUST DID
9:55
Cravitus
- Herm shrugged, walking outside with Ader riding upon his head.*
Ader: "Me see no thing. Eat foods."
9:56
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob: *Grabs Vex's arm, taking out a sharp pointy device* I will need blood samples-
9:56
Invader Jib
Jib: Wait a minute
9:56
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp: Arent vampires supposd to be sparkly?
9:56
Invader Jib
Jib: Ader you left the secret chocolate stash alone right
Jib: RIGHT?!
Jib: Oh geez this is bad-
9:57
Cravitus
- Ader paused, and stared at a chocolate bar he'd been munching.*
Ader: "Wat sekrit?"
9:57
Invader Jib
Jib: ...
Jib: Nevermind...
9:58
INVADER VEX
Vex: *panting* whew... Schmoob... Don't be so ignorant.... *stands up* You were there when I die at the portal. Now.... Jib, I'll dash back to my station and grab the plague runner. Keep tracking your ship.
- died
9:58
Cravitus
- Ader coughed, and a chunk of fridge flew out of his mouth and bounced off of Jib's head*
9:58
Invader Jib
Jib: Alright then.
9:58
INVADER VEX
Vex: *brushes Schmoob away and gets into the Plague runner*
9:58
MysteriousTriangleguy
Gribbo: *gnaws on Jibs nubby limbs*
9:59
INVADER VEX
- flash runner
9:59
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob: Wait what..did the portal do something to you..?
9:59
Invader Jib
Jib: *Looks at a tablet thingy displaying Veldron's location*
9:59
Cravitus
(rip jib's fridge, aten by ader
9:59
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Also VAMPIOLOGY IS A LEGITMATE SCIENCE
9:59
INVADER VEX
Vex: *shakes his head and flies away*
9:59
Cravitus
(*eaten
(krev's intelligence is going down the longer he is without xcom
9:59
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:...Well that was weird
Schmoob:So no body saw Vex use those spooky powers?
10:00
INVADER VEX
- In the sky above, a tiny blue portal opens in the sky, and the Flash Runner dives into it
10:00
Invader Jib
Jib: I saw it and chose to ignore it
10:00
Lil Peridot
Mario: Vex? Powers? You're kidding, right? Those most that guy would have.. would be science-ish stuff.
10:00
Invader Jib
Jib: Wait is that guy heading to Terrz's place-I HATE MY LIFE SO MUCH
10:01
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:*Grumbles, putting his blood sampling device in his pocket*
10:01
Cravitus
Ader: "Why food-thing sad? Food gud."
10:01
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: Isn't Terrz Jib's daughter or somethin'?
10:01
Invader Jib
Jib: NO
10:01
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:NO
10:01
Cravitus
- Ader rolled off of Herm and sat on burritojib*
- Herm shrugged.*
10:01
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:Terrz is secretly JIBS CRUSH
10:01
Invader Jib
Jib: I have no affiliation with Terrz
10:01
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp: TerrzxJib is my otp
10:01
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: WHAT. I'VE BEEN LIVING MY ROBOTIC LIFE AS LIE, THIS WHOLE TIME.
10:01
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp: YOU CANT DENY YOUR LOVE, JIB-
10:01
Invader Jib
Jib: BELIEVE NO RUMORS
10:02
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: I EVEN BOUGHT MOTHER-SON THEMED TEA SETS FOR YOU AND TERRZ!
Hatbot: *frowns*
10:02
INVADER VEX
- Overhead, the massive Plague Runner bursts into the atmosphere, and drops down to hover meters away from the surface. Through a loudspeaker, Vex tells everyone to get in, and a hatch deploys a ramp leading into the hangar*
10:02
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:That sure was fast.
Yarp:*GASP*
10:02
Invader Jib
Jib: Oh thank Irk
Jib: *Runs to the ship*
10:03
INVADER VEX
Vex: Of course it was fast. We're facing INTERDIMENSIONAL crisis, after all
10:03
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp: THE REAL PLAUGE RUNNER! THE REA-I GET TO FLY IN VEX'S PLAUGES RUNNER
10:03
Cravitus
- Ader surfs Jib into the ship, and Herm shrugged, following.*
10:03
Lil Peridot
Mario: *Walks calmly, sighing*
10:03
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:...Inter...dimensional crisis..?
Yarp:WAIT! GUYS HOLD ON, I NEEEEEED TO TAKE A SELFIE
10:03
Invader Jib
Jib: Yeah. The usual.
10:03
INVADER VEX
Vex: I'm sure He'll brag about it when we get there...
10:04
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Yarp takes out a camera, and poses in front of Vex's plauge runner*
10:04
Lil Peridot
Mario: Yarp... why...
10:04
INVADER VEX
Vex: Alright, everyone in. Hurry up
10:04
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Gribbo enters the picture, making a horrible face for absolutely no reason, the camera flashes*
Yarp:OKI DOKIE
10:04
Invader Jib
Jib: *jumps in the ship*
10:04
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Yarp runs into the ship, Gribbo rolls up the ramp*
Schmoob: *Walks into the ship* Wait..interdimensional crisis? Is there something you arent tell us Vex?
telling us*
10:05
INVADER VEX
Vex: .... I'll explain it later. *The plague runner flies out of the atmosphere and into orbit of the planet* *Vex hands Jib a navigational pad with the stolen ship pinpointed on it*
10:06
Invader Jib
Jib: I thought that thing just really gave off that vibe to be honest..
10:06
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:*looks at the pad*
Schmoob:..jib you smell like salsa
10:06
INVADER VEX
Vex: One moment. Jib, tell the pilot where to go. *Vex Points to the control room
10:06
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp: Maybe it just wanted a friend
10:06
Lil Peridot
Mario: An interdimensio-- you're serious, right? "I'll explain it later" -- you can't just explain it now, seriously?
10:06
MysteriousTriangleguy
Gribbo:OR OUR SOULS
10:06
INVADER VEX
- Vex disappears into another room*
10:06
Invader Jib
Jib: *Heads to the control room*
10:06
Lil Peridot
Mario: That sounds like something rather important to know-- *sighs*.
10:07
Invader Jib
Jib: We don't exactly have a surplus of time right now.
10:07
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:I'm more worried about what kind of thing would consider VOK a FRIEND.
10:07
Lil Peridot
Mario: Same...
Mario: Vok's NEVER been so friendly towards someone.
Hatbot: He doesn't even treat HERM like that, and everyone loves Herm!
10:08
MysteriousTriangleguy
- On jibs pad, the ship seems to be heading into an uncharted sector*
10:08
Cravitus
- Herm shrugged.*
10:08
Invader Jib
Jib: ohhhhh
Jib: oh boy
10:08
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: Even I do. Nobody can escape the everlasting touch by a blob's angelic shrug. *tearing up*... so... beautiful..
10:08
INVADER VEX
- Vex shows up in the control room with the others, donning the IKELOS grey and orange armor* Ok... Let's put this demon back for good. Pilot, full thrusters. If we can catch them in deep space, we can end this for good
10:09
Cravitus
- Ader continues to surf on Jib's head.*
10:09
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Wh-...DEMON?
10:09
Invader Jib
Jib: Can you please remove yourself from my head?
10:09
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:OH GOD, IS IT THAT THING FROM THAT MOVIE WHERE THIS GIRL GETS POSSESSED BY A DEMON COW GHOST?!
Gribbo: But you havent seen that movie
10:10
Lil Peridot
Mariko: D-Demon!? Vok AND a demon together? That's NOT good.
Mario**
10:10
INVADER VEX
Vex: Hm? Ok yeah... I'm not sure, but I have a hunch that this... Jib clone... Is actually a multidimensional being who, for some reason, decided to let me live again after my death at that portal. And
10:10
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob: What the heck is a DEMON DOING STEALING JIBS SHIP
10:10
Lil Peridot
(mariko wh
10:10
MysteriousTriangleguy
( mako mario fusion
10:10
Lil Peridot
(no-
10:10
MysteriousTriangleguy
( bril
10:10
INVADER VEX
- and... Yeah, he might want to destroy the universe... Maybe...
10:10
Invader Jib
(0/10 ship
10:11
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:..D-DESTROY THE UNIVERSE?!
Schmoob:WHAT?!
10:11
ButterflyMask
(no
10:11
Lil Peridot
(no jib, fusion
10:11
INVADER VEX
Vex: *nods solemnly*
10:11
Invader Jib
(0/10 fusion
10:11
Lil Peridot
(you'll be stuck with me as your waifu
10:11
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob: MULTIDIMENSIONAL DEMON? WHA HUH
Schmoob: RFDYHBFYHBJRTYHJTHJHGB
Schmoob: *Panics, looking for his LSD remote*
10:12
Lil Peridot
Mario: Destroy the universe, yeaaaaah... I'm not shocked.
10:12
Cravitus
Ader: "Demony demons no gud."
10:12
INVADER VEX
Vex: Well he's not very powerful outside his own dimension... So it's not a big deal. Yet.
10:12
Invader Jib
Jib: Yeah, everything wants to do that nowadays.
10:12
Lil Peridot
Mario: Every bad guy wants to do the same thing, destroy this, destroy that, destroy the world, yadda yadda ya.
Mario: Let's just get rid of him before he poses a greater threat to other then just us.
10:13
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Meanwhile back on EARTH-415, a bird flies over, picking up Schmoob's forgotten LSD remote*
Schmoob:MARIO
Schmoob:DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
10:13
Lil Peridot
Mario: Uhh... no-
10:13
INVADER VEX
Vex: Agreed. We're closing in on him. I can see his ship. Pilot, open fire when you're in range.
10:14
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:This is no simple THREAT, Mario, I've been through thousands of dimensions, and I've NEVER seen or heard of anything like..whatever that THING was
10:14
INVADER VEX
Vex: And, uh.... Mario? I hope you don't mind if We kill your father in a dogfight on which the fate of the very universe may rest
10:14
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob: Sounds good to me-
10:14
Invader Jib
Jib: Two birds with one stone?
10:14
Lil Peridot
Mario: Soooo what? We've faced flipping giant abominations on the verge of destroying irken life as-
Mario: WHAT!?
Mario: Of cOURSE I MIND.
10:15
INVADER VEX
Vex: *shrugs* ok... I can't imagine why
10:15
Invader Jib
Jib: If it makes you feel better, you probably don't have any of his DNA left.
Jib: So...
10:15
Lil Peridot
Mario: Can't you just like... critically injure him.
10:15
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Suddenly, a wave of energy emits from jibs ship, causing the Plauge Runner's system to glitch*
systems*
10:15
Lil Peridot
Mario: What kind of question IS that? You don't just go "I hope you don't mind if we kill your father" to someone
Mario: ... Seriously.
10:16
Cravitus
Ader: "...Why screen go flickery?"
10:16
INVADER VEX
Vex: Woah! What the hell--- *runs over to a display panel. It reads all systems dead*
10:16
Invader Jib
Jib: Well we could put it in a nicer way, but there's no time and that'd just be unnecassary.
10:16
MysteriousTriangleguy
- A screen flickers, showing what seems to be a deformed jib for a few seconds*
- A voice emits from the screen*
10:17
Lil Peridot
Mario: ...
10:17
INVADER VEX
Vex: Ok, this is bad. Our weapons are offline---
Vex: .... You...
10:17
MysteriousTriangleguy
"I H O P E Y O U E N J O Y O U R G A M E?"
!*
10:17
Invader Jib
Jib: Oh no no no no
10:17
Lil Peridot
Mario: I'm just saying, if Vok dies I'm gonna be beyond angry.
10:17
Invader Jib
Jib: You'll get over it.
10:17
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Quick! Where is Jib's ship headed?!
10:18
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: SOMEBODY FETCH THAT DEMONIC FORCE A NEW SPACEBAR! I mean geez, that spacing is just broken!
Mario: Shut up, Jib.
10:18
Invader Jib
Jib: *Looks at the tablet*
Jib: Ummm
10:18
INVADER VEX
Vex: ... *looks out a window, and sees Jib's ship heading for a small glowing asteroid, adrift in interstellar space*
Vex: ... Where is he going? There's nothing out here but that... Asteroid? Whatever he's up to... We need to get down there quickly
10:19
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp: Theres probably some kind of abandoned irken base there. CALLED IT
10:19
INVADER VEX
Vex: I don't think so... We're in uncharted space
10:19
Invader Jib
Jib: I'm guessing it's not really much of an asteroid
10:20
INVADER VEX
Vex: Probably not...
10:20
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The asteroid begins to flicker and distort*
Yarp: THATS NO MOON
Schmoob:...but its not a moon-
10:21
Cravitus
Ader: "Spacerock doing weird spacerock thing!"
10:21
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: THAT ASTEROID ISN'T HEALTHY. Somebody give it a hug or something!
10:21
MysteriousTriangleguy
Gribbo:*Stares into Jibs soul*
10:21
Invader Jib
Jib: UMMMM-
10:21
MysteriousTriangleguy
Gribbo: i hear screams
10:21
INVADER VEX
Vex: what the hell? I... I need to get the ship going again, but it'll take all my energy. You guys will have to fight Him alone, once we get down there. Take whatever you need from my arsenal, but... Make sure you stop Him. Kill him no matter what.
10:21
MysteriousTriangleguy
Gribbo: EVERY NIGHT-
10:22
Invader Jib
- Gribbo sees an empty gray field full of nothingness in jib's soul*
10:22
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob: AND WE CAN KILL VOK TOO, RIGHT-
10:22
Lil Peridot
Mario: Yeah, and DON'T kill Vok, guys.
Mario: --
Mario: Shut up.
10:22
MysteriousTriangleguy
Gribbo:Euughh. Bad taste. *Pushes Jib away*
10:22
Invader Jib
Jib: They keep those Irken prVeldronns pretty vacant, so it'll be fine.
Jib: No worries Mario.
10:22
INVADER VEX
Vex: Don't kill Vok... Unless you really have to- or... Yeah
10:22
Lil Peridot
Mario: No, seriously. Do that and I'll probably never talk to you again.
10:23
INVADER VEX
Vex: Ok. Get to the arsenal and then get to a boarding ramp. I'll try to get the ship going
10:23
Invader Jib
Jib: ...*Shrugs*
10:23
Lil Peridot
Mario: I mean it when I say to not kill my Dad.
10:23
Invader Jib
Jib: Yeah yeah we get it
10:23
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The asteroid decloaks, revealing a mechanical planetoid covered in white metal plates*
Temporal Umbra has joined the chat.
10:23
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Uh..how do we even land on that thing
10:23
Lil Peridot
Mario: Obviously not, because you keep suggesting the same thing over and over, Jib. *Glaring*
10:23
Cravitus
Ader: "Oooh! Robot rock thingy!"
10:24
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp: We have to frogblast the vent core, DUH
- Gribbo comes back into the room, holding a huge gun*
10:24
Invader Jib
Jib: I meant that more in the sense that I get what you want, not that I'm fully persuaded.
10:24
INVADER VEX
- indigo energy pulses through the ship, bursting lightbulbs and kicking the engines into overdrive. Purple arcs of electricity fly for wall to wall as the ship screams towards the planetoid*
10:24
MysteriousTriangleguy
Gribbo: I GOTS LOTS OF SPLODIN TO DO. HAUH HAUH
10:24
INVADER VEX
- from wall to wall
10:24
Lil Peridot
Mario: ...
Mario: I don't care, Jib.
Temporal Umbra has left the chat.
10:25
Cravitus
- Ader holds a a ham-bone aggressively!*
10:25
Lil Peridot
Mario: Seriously.
10:25
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:...WhAT tHE HECK WAS THAT-
10:25
Lil Peridot
Mario: Can it.
Hatbot: SPOOKY STUFF IS HAPPENING
10:25
Invader Jib
Jib: *Tumbles*
10:25
Lil Peridot
Mario: EHY-- *losing his stance*
10:26
Invader Jib
Jib: WEVE GOT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DEAL WITH THAN DOMESTIC ISSUES
10:26
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob runs to the asernal room, grabbing a bunch of weapons*
10:26
Invader Jib
Jib: *Crawls towards one of the computers*
Jib: OH THIS IS BAD
10:26
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob chucks a fusion pistol at Jibs head*
Schmoob:You get a little gun because I still hate you.
10:26
Invader Jib
Jib: Gee, thanks.
Jib: *Holds the gun*
10:27
Cravitus
- Ader continues to ride on Jib's head.*
10:27
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The weird planet thingy comes up on a screen*
10:28
INVADER VEX
- all of the Vex Industries weapons glow brightly with fourth dimensional fluid. The ship pulls up alongside the planetoid, it's landing gears screeching against its odd white surface *
10:28
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Suddenly what appears to be gigantic robotic arms burst out of the surface, and emit a bright light on the ship*
10:29
Lil Peridot
Mario: *About to grab a weapon*
10:29
Invader Jib
Jib: Alright, I'm pretty sure only or two of us will die here, so...no worries.
10:29
INVADER VEX
- the landing ramps extend and the front airlock doors open. From the control room, Vex can be heard panting. Out of the airlock, the huge arms sweep past*
10:29
Invader Jib
- one or two
10:29
Cravitus
Ader: "Spacerock NOT HAPPY! SPACEROCK NOT HAPPY!"
10:29
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: Waaaait, Mayo, don't you still have that staff that Kiz... or Zik... or whatever, I dunno, gave you? Just use that, man.
10:29
Cravitus
- Ader grows hysterical and points at the arms outside*
10:29
Lil Peridot
Mario: -- Wait! I'm such an IDIOT. Uhg, I completely forgot!
10:30
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Strange distorted babbling comes from the arms, the ship seems to somehow seep through the white metal ground*
- An energy field appears, surrounding the ship*
10:31
Invader Jib
Jib: Well...this isn
typo
10:31
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The ship is revealed to be on a giant platform, lowering into a large metallic pit*
10:31
Invader Jib
Jib: Well...this isn't how I thought I'd die.
Jib: Always thought it'd be some kinda explosion.
Lil Peridot has left the chat.
10:32
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:..What..it let us in?
( rip moorio
( pause
Lil Peridot has joined the chat.
10:32
MysteriousTriangleguy
( oh w8
- The robotic arms retract into a wall, and smaller ones come out, grabbing hold of jibs face*
10:33
Invader Jib
Jib: UM COULD YOU NOT
Jib: *Struggles to escape the arm*
10:34
Cravitus
- Ader begins screeching and jabbing the arms with his ham-shank, still riding on Jib's head*
10:35
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The arm scans Jib, a red holographic box pops up, displaying weird symbols on it*
- The arm lets go of jib, and retracts*
10:35
Invader Jib
Jib: ...Huh?
10:36
MysteriousTriangleguy
- A bridge forms from the platform, heading into some kind of corridor
10:36
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: He's scanning for nerds! Everybody, sacrifice Jib quickly!
10:36
Cravitus
Ader: "Victory! Ader win!"
10:36
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob: I think whatever this place is knows who Jib is
10:36
Invader Jib
Jib: Um
Jib: I feel like this is SERIOUSLY A TRAP-
10:37
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob: SO WHOEVER BUILT THIS PLACE MUSTVE BEEN A NERD-
10:37
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: NEEEERD
10:37
Invader Jib
Jib: But since I no longer fear death I guess we might as well keep going.
10:37
Cravitus
Ader: "Nerd-creature-where?!"
10:37
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: *Reaches out for a high-five to Schmoob, but just ends up falling*
10:37
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:*points to jib*
- A long deep pit is seen under the bridge*
Schmoob:WAIT
Schmoob:WE NEED HERM
10:38
Lil Peridot
Mario: *places Hatbot back on*
10:38
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:No one can kill herm! He'll protect us
10:38
Cravitus
- Herm shrugs, suddenly behind Schmoob*
10:38
Invader Jib
Jib: *Moves a foot towards the bridge very slowly*
(herm uses gaps confirmed)
10:38
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Yarp runs across the bridge, it creaks*
10:39
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: Herm! Save us!
10:39
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Huh..this place looks pretty old..
10:39
Invader Jib
Jib: *Casually walks across the bridge*
10:39
Lil Peridot
Mario: *following*
10:39
Cravitus
- Herm shrugged.*
10:40
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob follows, along with Gribbo and Yarp*
- Schmoob walks down the corridor, holding his gun*
10:40
Cravitus
- Herm waits until everyone else is across, and begins to walk over himself.*
10:41
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Strange noises emit from beyond the corridor*
10:41
INVADER VEX
- behind the group, Vex slowly follows, out of sight of the others. He's far too exhausted to catch up*
10:41
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:GASP
Yarp:*Runs over to vex, picking him up with abnormal strength*
10:42
INVADER VEX
Vex: .... Thanks
10:43
Invader Jib
Jib: Alright, we're still alive...That's a good sign.
10:43
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Guys, are we still tracking his ship?
10:43
Cravitus
- Herm shrugged.*
10:44
Invader Jib
Jib: Those energy waves kinda uh...broke the signle.
10:44
MysteriousTriangleguy
- A door at the end of the corridor opens, a dimly lit hallway with tons of passageways*
Schmoob:...Great
Schmoob:And THIS PLACE IS HUGE! WONDERFUL!
10:45
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: I say we split up!
Hatbot: Because it ALWAYS WORKS IN EVERY SITUATION INVOLVING A LARGE AREA.
Hatbot: YEP.
10:45
Cravitus
Ader: "Ye, is gud."
10:45
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:BUT THATS HOW THEY DIE IN MOVIES
10:46
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: Not in Noir movies!
10:46
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:I'm going with Herm.
10:46
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: So your opinion sucks.
10:46
Invader Jib
Jib: I Think it's a lot easier to die alone than it is to die in-wait why am I trying to reason with you people
10:46
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Uh..Mario..you come with me, along with Ader
10:46
Lil Peridot
Mario: Jib's not coming with us?
Mario: Good.
10:46
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob: Vex and jib you can go with Hatbot..or something
10:46
Lil Peridot
Mario: Let's get goin', then.
Hatbot: Wait, REALLY? Why do I get the nerds!
10:47
Cravitus
- Ader growled, and climbed off of his comfortable seat on Jib's head.*
10:47
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:WAIT NO TAKE Gribbo AND HATBOT. YEAH
10:47
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: Nooooo *rolling away* oooooooooooooo
10:47
Invader Jib
Jib: Hey now I don't like you either.
10:47
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob chucks Hatbot and Gribbo at Jib*
10:47
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: ooooo- ooohhh. oh. ohhh. ohhh. o. h.
10:47
Cravitus
- Ader crawled back onto Jib's head.*
10:47
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:DOODY DOO DOO DO
10:47
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: *plops down on Jib's head*
Hatbot: IT STINKS UP HERE. SEND HELP, PLEASE.
Hatbot: Like... goat milk..? You're a weirdo, pal.
10:48
Invader Jib
Jib: IT DOES NOT SMELL LIKE THAT
10:48
Cravitus
- Ader got back off of Jib's head, confused, and resolved to ride on Herm's head again.*
10:48
Invader Jib
Jib: AND I DO NOT HAVE IT SHIPPED TO MY BASE
10:48
Cravitus
Ader: "We go now, ye?"
10:48
INVADER VEX
Vex: *cough* uh...*is slumped limp against a wall* this station is moon-sized. You won't find them.... By stumbling around aimlessly... Let's find another approach to this situation
10:48
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob walks into a passageway, holding his gun defensively*
10:48
Invader Jib
Jib: BELIEVE NO RUMORS
10:48
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:TOO LATE
10:48
Lil Peridot
Mario: *following Schmoob*
Hatbot: Jib, your face is a rumor.
10:49
Invader Jib
Jib: Right...
10:49
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: Sad? I know. It's devastating.
10:49
Invader Jib
Jib: *Tries re-entering the serial code into the tablet*
10:49
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Yarp follows Schmoob and Mario*
10:49
INVADER VEX
Vex: *groans and slumps over more* Sounds like a bad plan to me...
10:49
Cravitus
- Herm follows Schmoob, and Ader acts like a Tank Commander atop his head*
10:49
Invader Jib
Jib: Yeah this thing isn't working
10:49
Cravitus
Ader: "We go faster, and me hit with boney meatthing, ye?"
- Herm shrugged.*
10:50
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:*Walks down a corridor,whistling*
10:50
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: YOUR FINGERS ARE TOO WEAK TO INPUT THE CODES! Gimmie it, Nerdo.
10:50
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Say..Mario
10:50
INVADER VEX
Vex: *slowly drags himself over to an old touchscreen computer interface on a wall, and turns it on. It boots up and displays a screen of alien words*
10:50
Invader Jib
Jib: Do you even have fingers?
10:50
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:I've always wondered
10:50
Invader Jib
Jib: They're more like clamps..or something
10:50
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: S-Shut up!
10:50
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:..You have a father right
10:50
INVADER VEX
Vex: Oh wait, I don't... Have any idea... What this says
10:50
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: They're more muscular than you, scrub.
10:50
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:..Wheres your mother?
10:50
Cravitus
- Herm suddenly produced an oversized rocket-launcher looking device, and handed it to ader*
10:50
Lil Peridot
Mario: ... ?
10:51
Cravitus
Ader: "OOoooh, is gud! Ye."
10:51
Invader Jib
Jib: Anyway, I'm getting a faint single...It looks like he's parked already.
10:51
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:..You have a Mom right? Unless uh your species doesnt work that way-
10:51
Lil Peridot
Mario: My, my... Mother... *sudden confused stare*... I, Uh...
Mario: I don't... know?
10:51
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Suddenly the signal on Jibs device dissappears, going dead*
10:52
Lil Peridot
Mario: I can't remember much about my Mother..
10:52
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:..You dont know?
Schmoob:Weird..
10:52
Cravitus
(brb
10:52
Invader Jib
(brb real quick, continue without me)
10:52
Lil Peridot
Mario: Maybe Vok knows... I'm not sure.
10:52
Cravitus
(same
10:52
MysteriousTriangleguy
( was just about to reveal spooks
10:52
INVADER VEX
vex: Ok guys... There's no... Data... On this computer. None at all. It's all being drawn to the core of the ship...
10:52
MysteriousTriangleguy
( would require herm
10:52
INVADER VEX
(So pause?
10:52
MysteriousTriangleguy
(ye
10:53
Lil Peridot
Mario: Now that I think about it... I'd like to meet her! Maybe she'd be nice, hav... having a relative that cares... that'd be nice..
10:53
MysteriousTriangleguy
(well eh
( maybe continue with Schmoob and mario a bit
Schmoob:What if shes like Vok-
Invader Jib has left the chat.
10:53
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob tripped, falling down a few stairs*
Invader Jib has joined the chat.
10:53
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:GAUGH-
10:53
Invader Jib
(back
10:54
Lil Peridot
Mario: Well there had to be SOME sorta love with them, right? That's why I exist...
10:54
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:..Why would an advanced alien civilization still use stairs..
10:54
Lil Peridot
Mario: !! Are you okay Schmoob?
10:54
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:I'm fine.
Schmoob:Well Mario..maybe it wasnt real love at all..
Schmoob:Vok is a monster
10:55
Lil Peridot
Mario: Yeah, but remember? He wasn't always bad.
10:55
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Especially considering hes friends with..interdimensional maniacs.
10:55
Invader Jib
Jib: *Knocks on the tablet for a bit, and gets an advertisement for blaargian pizza*
10:55
Lil Peridot
Mario: He used to be really caring, the person I cared about.. most.
10:55
MysteriousTriangleguy
"ENJOY THE SWEET TASTE OF BLAARGH PIZZA AT BLARGH HUT, YOU WONT GIVE A BLARGH THAT IT TASTES LIKE POOP."
10:55
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: ORDER THE PIZZA!
Hatbot: DO IT!
10:55
Cravitus
- Ader toys with his new weapon for a bit, and Herm continues to march behind Schmoob and Mario*
(finally beat homeworld
10:56
Invader Jib
Jib: ARGH
10:56
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: I bet the purple guy LOVES pizza! We could all be best friends!
10:56
Cravitus
(yeee, filthy taiidan
10:56
Invader Jib
Jib: THIS THING IS USELESS
10:56
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob walks downward into a slanted corridor*
10:56
Invader Jib
Jib: I would smash it angrily if it wasn't vex's thing
10:56
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob trips over a wire, sliding down*
Schmoob:FGGANJUGHLBLIHJ
10:56
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: *pokes jib's robot eye* This thing is weeeeird.
10:56
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob hits the ground, dust flying*
10:57
Cravitus
Ader: "Noisy porcupine fall over, hah."
10:57
Lil Peridot
Mario: Again!? Are you okay, Schmoob?
Mario: You gotta be careful man.
10:57
INVADER VEX
Vex: .... I need to go back to the ship. I'll meet you when you find them... There.. Might be a problem
10:57
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob gets up, wiping the dust off his face, some of it gets on Mario*
10:57
Invader Jib
Jib Oh uh...okay
10:57
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Gurgh..this place is a maze-
10:57
Cravitus
Ader: "Dusty irk-meats."
10:57
INVADER VEX
Vex: *walks away in the direction of the plague runner*
10:57
Cravitus
Ader: "No gud food."
10:57
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob looks forward, seeing a giant hole in the wall*
10:58
Lil Peridot
Mario: *Wipes some of the dust off* Euhhh..
10:58
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:....h-huh..
- Broken wires hang from the hole*
10:58
Cravitus
Ader: "Oooh, holey hole."
10:58
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Suddenly a tentacle grabs Herm in the backround, pulling him into a large vent*
10:58
Cravitus
- Ader yelps, and falls off of Herm's head, clattering to the ground*
10:58
MysteriousTriangleguy
- A loud creak is heard from inside the hole*
- Schmoob jumps into the hole, holding his gun*
Schmoob:FREEZE
- Schmoob turns on a light in his gun*
10:59
Cravitus
Ader: "SQUISHY MONSTER THINGY! EAT FRIEND! NOOOO!"
10:59
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:*looks around*
10:59
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: Man, could you be any boring-er-ish-y? I mean sheesh man, get a grip for entertainment!
10:59
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:QUIET ADER! I'm trying to concentrate
10:59
Cravitus
- Ader panics, and trips into Mario*
10:59
Invader Jib
Jib: I would if boring-er was a word, yes.
11:00
MysteriousTriangleguy
- An energy signature pops up on Jibs tablet, near Mario and the others*
11:00
Lil Peridot
Mario: Woah, calm down fella... *looking at Ader*
11:00
Cravitus
- Ader hefts his launcher, and aims it nervously back down the corridor*
11:00
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: Shut up Nerd! Only NEEERDS correct the superior.
11:00
Invader Jib
Jib: Uh..looks like splitting up might've been abad idea
11:00
Cravitus
Ader: "Monster gonna eat us! Ate friend!"
11:00
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob looks over, seeing a pale herm in the corner*
Schmoob:HUH
Schmoob:Geeze herm dont scare me like that
11:00
Cravitus
Ader: "Friend was big, friendy friend!"
11:00
Invader Jib
Jib: Welp...nothing I can do about it now. *Continues walking*
11:01
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Herm stares with white, souless eyes*
11:01
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: *Poking Jib's face*
11:01
Invader Jib
Jib: Can you not
11:01
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: *More arms come out, poking Jib*
11:01
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:..Uh..herm..you ok..?
11:01
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: *Poking gets gradually faster*
11:01
MysteriousTriangleguy
Herm:....*Nods*
11:01
Invader Jib
Jib: STOP THAT
11:01
Cravitus
- Ader begins to babble incomprehensibly in a panic, swinging his weapon and claws around frantically*
11:01
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:....wait a minute
Schmoob:HERM NEVER NODS
11:02
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: I LOVE YOUR FACE. IT MUST BE POKED TO PERFECTION
Hatbot: *rapid poking continues*
11:02
MysteriousTriangleguy
Veldronherm: *Laughs demonically, his face splits into 4 jaws*
11:02
Invader Jib
Jib: I think it's fine without he poking
11:02
MysteriousTriangleguy
Veldronherm: *High pitched wail*
11:02
Lil Peridot
Mario: It's a fake. HERM CAN'T LAUGH!
11:02
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:ENUGH
11:02
Lil Peridot
Mario: Kill it! KILL IT!
11:02
Cravitus
- Ader screeches, and whips around, firing the herm-launcher-thing at the monster!*
11:02
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:*Fires his gun at the Herm fake, it screeches*
11:03
Lil Peridot
Mario: *Pulling out the staff Kiz gave him, shooting at the fake Herm*
11:03
Cravitus
- A missile flies out... And misses the fake.*
Ader: "EEEEEEEEEE-"
11:03
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The Herm duplicate sprouts what seems to be the legs of a tyrannosaurus rex, along with deformed clawed arms*
VeldronHerm: *Roars*
11:04
Cravitus
- Ader struggles to figure out how to load his weapon with his claws.*
11:04
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:HEY! YOU CANT USE THAT SOUND EFFECT ITS COPYRIGHT-
11:04
Cravitus
Ader: "Why me have BIG... MEATY... CLAWS?!"
11:04
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The Veldron herm snaps its jaws at Ader, Schmoob pushes him out of the way*
Schmoob:DIEEEEEEE
Schmoob:*Fires his weapon at the Veldron herm*
11:05
Cravitus
- Ader's launcher goes flying, and his ammo spills onto the ground*
11:05
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The Veldron herm hisses and hits Schmoob and Ader*
Schmoob:GAUGH *Flies into a nearby wall*
11:06
Cravitus
- Ader goes flying back down the corridor, and hits a wall hat-first with a clank.*
11:06
Lil Peridot
Mario: *The staff switches from a staff into a sword* *Runs towards VeldronHerm*
11:06
Invader Jib
Jib: On second thought, maybe we should go after them. Menami and that tall guy would never let me hear the end of it if they died
11:06
Lil Peridot
Mario: *Slashing at the pair of tyrannosaurus rex he grew*
11:06
INVADER VEX
- from down the hall screams a POX.13 rocket. It crashes into VeldronHerm and explodes, sending a piece of molten lead ripping through its body*
11:06
Lil Peridot
Mario: Take that you... uh.. dinosaur??
11:07
INVADER VEX
- Vex is slumped against a wall holding a huge rocket launcher
11:07
Lil Peridot
rex legs*
Hatbot: What tall guy? ME?
Hatbot: That's flattering Jib, but save the flirting for later.
11:07
Invader Jib
Jib: No.
11:07
Cravitus
- Ader got back to his feet*
Ader: "Scary science man! You no dead!"
11:08
INVADER VEX
Vex: Whew.... *walks over to the group. He seems to be doing a little better than before*
11:08
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The Veldronherm screams, falling over*
11:08
Invader Jib
Jib: *Jumps out from a hall way* OKAY I'M HERE-
Jib: oh
Jib: uh
Jib: Good job?
11:09
Cravitus
- The unspent rockets from Ader and Herm's weapon lay near the Veldronherm, just waiting to cook off and detonate...*
11:09
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Suddenly a long neck sprouts from the mangled Veldron Herm, with a jib head on its end*
Jib head: *Makes an otherworldly screech*
Schmoob:KILL IT
11:09
Invader Jib
Jib: OH SWEET NONEXISTENT MOTHER OF IRK *shoots it rapidly*
11:09
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: Yaaaaay
11:09
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The jib head screeches, chunks of flesh flying off it*
11:10
Cravitus
- Ader screeches, and hides behind Mario and his hat*
11:10
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The monster sprouts spider-esque legs and crawls onto the ceiling*
11:10
INVADER VEX
Vex: um. I... Uh... I found out where the imposter jib probably is. There... There's a central terminal in the core of the planet. I think he's trying to get all of the planet's data
11:11
Invader Jib
Jib: Right, we'll head there when we're done with...whatever this is
11:11
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The monster shapeshifts into what appears to be a green snake thing with one giant orange irken eye, 4 crab legs, and antennae*
Snake thing: HAHAHA! I CANT BELIEVE YOU SUCKERS DIDNT EVEN NOTICE!
11:11
INVADER VEX
Vex: or.... Maybe we could follow that thing...
11:11
Invader Jib
Jib: oohhhh right
11:11
Cravitus
Ader: "EVIL! EVIL SPIDERMONKEY!"
- Ader tossed his Ham-Bone at it's eye.*
11:12
Lil Peridot
(i think i'm done with rping for the night (getting way too tired
11:12
Invader Jib
Jib: And that voice sounds very famillar-OH HEY WAIT A MINUTE
11:12
MysteriousTriangleguy
Snake thing: Vex, I thought you were smart. Dont you recognize my beautiful voice?
11:12
Invader Jib
(oh ok
11:12
MysteriousTriangleguy
( NOOOOOOOOOOO-eh
11:12
Cravitus
(recording
11:12
INVADER VEX
Vex: *loads another rocket* oh yes, don't worry... I certainly do. And that's why I'm here
Schmoob:And THIS PLACE IS HUGE! WONDERFUL!
10:45
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: I say we split up!
Hatbot: Because it ALWAYS WORKS IN EVERY SITUATION INVOLVING A LARGE AREA.
Hatbot: YEP.
10:45
Cravitus
Ader: "Ye, is gud."
10:45
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:BUT THATS HOW THEY DIE IN MOVIES
10:46
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: Not in Noir movies!
10:46
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:I'm going with Herm.
10:46
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: So your opinion sucks.
10:46
Invader Jib
Jib: I Think it's a lot easier to die alone than it is to die in-wait why am I trying to reason with you people
10:46
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Uh..Mario..you come with me, along with Ader
10:46
Lil Peridot
Mario: Jib's not coming with us?
Mario: Good.
10:46
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob: Vex and jib you can go with Hatbot..or something
10:46
Lil Peridot
Mario: Let's get goin', then.
Hatbot: Wait, REALLY? Why do I get the nerds!
10:47
Cravitus
- Ader growled, and climbed off of his comfortable seat on Jib's head.*
10:47
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:WAIT NO TAKE Gribbo AND HATBOT. YEAH
10:47
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: Nooooo *rolling away* oooooooooooooo
10:47
Invader Jib
Jib: Hey now I don't like you either.
10:47
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob chucks Hatbot and Gribbo at Jib*
10:47
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: ooooo- ooohhh. oh. ohhh. ohhh. o. h.
10:47
Cravitus
- Ader crawled back onto Jib's head.*
10:47
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:DOODY DOO DOO DO
10:47
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: *plops down on Jib's head*
Hatbot: IT STINKS UP HERE. SEND HELP, PLEASE.
Hatbot: Like... goat milk..? You're a weirdo, pal.
10:48
Invader Jib
Jib: IT DOES NOT SMELL LIKE THAT
10:48
Cravitus
- Ader got back off of Jib's head, confused, and resolved to ride on Herm's head again.*
10:48
Invader Jib
Jib: AND I DO NOT HAVE IT SHIPPED TO MY BASE
10:48
Cravitus
Ader: "We go now, ye?"
10:48
INVADER VEX
Vex: *cough* uh...*is slumped limp against a wall* this station is moon-sized. You won't find them.... By stumbling around aimlessly... Let's find another approach to this situation
10:48
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob walks into a passageway, holding his gun defensively*
10:48
Invader Jib
Jib: BELIEVE NO RUMORS
10:48
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:TOO LATE
10:48
Lil Peridot
Mario: *following Schmoob*
Hatbot: Jib, your face is a rumor.
10:49
Invader Jib
Jib: Right...
10:49
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: Sad? I know. It's devastating.
10:49
Invader Jib
Jib: *Tries re-entering the serial code into the tablet*
10:49
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Yarp follows Schmoob and Mario*
10:49
INVADER VEX
Vex: *groans and slumps over more* Sounds like a bad plan to me...
10:49
Cravitus
- Herm follows Schmoob, and Ader acts like a Tank Commander atop his head*
10:49
Invader Jib
Jib: Yeah this thing isn't working
10:49
Cravitus
Ader: "We go faster, and me hit with boney meatthing, ye?"
- Herm shrugged.*
10:50
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:*Walks down a corridor,whistling*
10:50
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: YOUR FINGERS ARE TOO WEAK TO INPUT THE CODES! Gimmie it, Nerdo.
10:50
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Say..Mario
10:50
INVADER VEX
Vex: *slowly drags himself over to an old touchscreen computer interface on a wall, and turns it on. It boots up and displays a screen of alien words*
10:50
Invader Jib
Jib: Do you even have fingers?
10:50
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:I've always wondered
10:50
Invader Jib
Jib: They're more like clamps..or something
10:50
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: S-Shut up!
10:50
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:..You have a father right
10:50
INVADER VEX
Vex: Oh wait, I don't... Have any idea... What this says
10:50
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: They're more muscular than you, scrub.
10:50
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:..Wheres your mother?
10:50
Cravitus
- Herm suddenly produced an oversized rocket-launcher looking device, and handed it to ader*
10:50
Lil Peridot
Mario: ... ?
10:51
Cravitus
Ader: "OOoooh, is gud! Ye."
10:51
Invader Jib
Jib: Anyway, I'm getting a faint single...It looks like he's parked already.
10:51
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:..You have a Mom right? Unless uh your species doesnt work that way-
10:51
Lil Peridot
Mario: My, my... Mother... *sudden confused stare*... I, Uh...
Mario: I don't... know?
10:51
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Suddenly the signal on Jibs device dissappears, going dead*
10:52
Lil Peridot
Mario: I can't remember much about my Mother..
10:52
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:..You dont know?
Schmoob:Weird..
10:52
Cravitus
(brb
10:52
Invader Jib
(brb real quick, continue without me)
10:52
Lil Peridot
Mario: Maybe Vok knows... I'm not sure.
10:52
Cravitus
(same
10:52
MysteriousTriangleguy
( was just about to reveal spooks
10:52
INVADER VEX
vex: Ok guys... There's no... Data... On this computer. None at all. It's all being drawn to the core of the ship...
10:52
MysteriousTriangleguy
( would require herm
10:52
INVADER VEX
(So pause?
10:52
MysteriousTriangleguy
(ye
10:53
Lil Peridot
Mario: Now that I think about it... I'd like to meet her! Maybe she'd be nice, hav... having a relative that cares... that'd be nice..
10:53
MysteriousTriangleguy
(well eh
( maybe continue with Schmoob and mario a bit
Schmoob:What if shes like Vok-
Invader Jib has left the chat.
10:53
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob tripped, falling down a few stairs*
Invader Jib has joined the chat.
10:53
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:GAUGH-
10:53
Invader Jib
(back
10:54
Lil Peridot
Mario: Well there had to be SOME sorta love with them, right? That's why I exist...
10:54
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:..Why would an advanced alien civilization still use stairs..
10:54
Lil Peridot
Mario: !! Are you okay Schmoob?
10:54
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:I'm fine.
Schmoob:Well Mario..maybe it wasnt real love at all..
Schmoob:Vok is a monster
10:55
Lil Peridot
Mario: Yeah, but remember? He wasn't always bad.
10:55
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Especially considering hes friends with..interdimensional maniacs.
10:55
Invader Jib
Jib: *Knocks on the tablet for a bit, and gets an advertisement for blaargian pizza*
10:55
Lil Peridot
Mario: He used to be really caring, the person I cared about.. most.
10:55
MysteriousTriangleguy
"ENJOY THE SWEET TASTE OF BLAARGH PIZZA AT BLARGH HUT, YOU WONT GIVE A BLARGH THAT IT TASTES LIKE POOP."
10:55
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: ORDER THE PIZZA!
Hatbot: DO IT!
10:55
Cravitus
- Ader toys with his new weapon for a bit, and Herm continues to march behind Schmoob and Mario*
(finally beat homeworld
10:56
Invader Jib
Jib: ARGH
10:56
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: I bet the purple guy LOVES pizza! We could all be best friends!
10:56
Cravitus
(yeee, filthy taiidan
10:56
Invader Jib
Jib: THIS THING IS USELESS
10:56
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob walks downward into a slanted corridor*
10:56
Invader Jib
Jib: I would smash it angrily if it wasn't vex's thing
10:56
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob trips over a wire, sliding down*
Schmoob:FGGANJUGHLBLIHJ
10:56
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: *pokes jib's robot eye* This thing is weeeeird.
10:56
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob hits the ground, dust flying*
10:57
Cravitus
Ader: "Noisy porcupine fall over, hah."
10:57
Lil Peridot
Mario: Again!? Are you okay, Schmoob?
Mario: You gotta be careful man.
10:57
INVADER VEX
Vex: .... I need to go back to the ship. I'll meet you when you find them... There.. Might be a problem
10:57
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob gets up, wiping the dust off his face, some of it gets on Mario*
10:57
Invader Jib
Jib Oh uh...okay
10:57
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Gurgh..this place is a maze-
10:57
Cravitus
Ader: "Dusty irk-meats."
10:57
INVADER VEX
Vex: *walks away in the direction of the plague runner*
10:57
Cravitus
Ader: "No gud food."
10:57
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob looks forward, seeing a giant hole in the wall*
10:58
Lil Peridot
Mario: *Wipes some of the dust off* Euhhh..
10:58
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:....h-huh..
- Broken wires hang from the hole*
10:58
Cravitus
Ader: "Oooh, holey hole."
10:58
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Suddenly a tentacle grabs Herm in the backround, pulling him into a large vent*
10:58
Cravitus
- Ader yelps, and falls off of Herm's head, clattering to the ground*
10:58
MysteriousTriangleguy
- A loud creak is heard from inside the hole*
- Schmoob jumps into the hole, holding his gun*
Schmoob:FREEZE
- Schmoob turns on a light in his gun*
10:59
Cravitus
Ader: "SQUISHY MONSTER THINGY! EAT FRIEND! NOOOO!"
10:59
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:*looks around*
10:59
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: Man, could you be any boring-er-ish-y? I mean sheesh man, get a grip for entertainment!
10:59
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:QUIET ADER! I'm trying to concentrate
10:59
Cravitus
- Ader panics, and trips into Mario*
10:59
Invader Jib
Jib: I would if boring-er was a word, yes.
11:00
MysteriousTriangleguy
- An energy signature pops up on Jibs tablet, near Mario and the others*
11:00
Lil Peridot
Mario: Woah, calm down fella... *looking at Ader*
11:00
Cravitus
- Ader hefts his launcher, and aims it nervously back down the corridor*
11:00
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: Shut up Nerd! Only NEEERDS correct the superior.
11:00
Invader Jib
Jib: Uh..looks like splitting up might've been abad idea
11:00
Cravitus
Ader: "Monster gonna eat us! Ate friend!"
11:00
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob looks over, seeing a pale herm in the corner*
Schmoob:HUH
Schmoob:Geeze herm dont scare me like that
11:00
Cravitus
Ader: "Friend was big, friendy friend!"
11:00
Invader Jib
Jib: Welp...nothing I can do about it now. *Continues walking*
11:01
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Herm stares with white, souless eyes*
11:01
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: *Poking Jib's face*
11:01
Invader Jib
Jib: Can you not
11:01
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: *More arms come out, poking Jib*
11:01
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:..Uh..herm..you ok..?
11:01
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: *Poking gets gradually faster*
11:01
MysteriousTriangleguy
Herm:....*Nods*
11:01
Invader Jib
Jib: STOP THAT
11:01
Cravitus
- Ader begins to babble incomprehensibly in a panic, swinging his weapon and claws around frantically*
11:01
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:....wait a minute
Schmoob:HERM NEVER NODS
11:02
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: I LOVE YOUR FACE. IT MUST BE POKED TO PERFECTION
Hatbot: *rapid poking continues*
11:02
MysteriousTriangleguy
Veldronherm: *Laughs demonically, his face splits into 4 jaws*
11:02
Invader Jib
Jib: I think it's fine without he poking
11:02
MysteriousTriangleguy
Veldronherm: *High pitched wail*
11:02
Lil Peridot
Mario: It's a fake. HERM CAN'T LAUGH!
11:02
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:ENUGH
11:02
Lil Peridot
Mario: Kill it! KILL IT!
11:02
Cravitus
- Ader screeches, and whips around, firing the herm-launcher-thing at the monster!*
11:02
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:*Fires his gun at the Herm fake, it screeches*
11:03
Lil Peridot
Mario: *Pulling out the staff Kiz gave him, shooting at the fake Herm*
11:03
Cravitus
- A missile flies out... And misses the fake.*
Ader: "EEEEEEEEEE-"
11:03
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The Herm duplicate sprouts what seems to be the legs of a tyrannosaurus rex, along with deformed clawed arms*
VeldronHerm: *Roars*
11:04
Cravitus
- Ader struggles to figure out how to load his weapon with his claws.*
11:04
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:HEY! YOU CANT USE THAT SOUND EFFECT ITS COPYRIGHT-
11:04
Cravitus
Ader: "Why me have BIG... MEATY... CLAWS?!"
11:04
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The Veldron herm snaps its jaws at Ader, Schmoob pushes him out of the way*
Schmoob:DIEEEEEEE
Schmoob:*Fires his weapon at the Veldron herm*
11:05
Cravitus
- Ader's launcher goes flying, and his ammo spills onto the ground*
11:05
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The Veldron herm hisses and hits Schmoob and Ader*
Schmoob:GAUGH *Flies into a nearby wall*
11:06
Cravitus
- Ader goes flying back down the corridor, and hits a wall hat-first with a clank.*
11:06
Lil Peridot
Mario: *The staff switches from a staff into a sword* *Runs towards VeldronHerm*
11:06
Invader Jib
Jib: On second thought, maybe we should go after them. Menami and that tall guy would never let me hear the end of it if they died
11:06
Lil Peridot
Mario: *Slashing at the pair of tyrannosaurus rex he grew*
11:06
INVADER VEX
- from down the hall screams a POX.13 rocket. It crashes into VeldronHerm and explodes, sending a piece of molten lead ripping through its body*
11:06
Lil Peridot
Mario: Take that you... uh.. dinosaur??
11:07
INVADER VEX
- Vex is slumped against a wall holding a huge rocket launcher
11:07
Lil Peridot
rex legs*
Hatbot: What tall guy? ME?
Hatbot: That's flattering Jib, but save the flirting for later.
11:07
Invader Jib
Jib: No.
11:07
Cravitus
- Ader got back to his feet*
Ader: "Scary science man! You no dead!"
11:08
INVADER VEX
Vex: Whew.... *walks over to the group. He seems to be doing a little better than before*
11:08
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The Veldronherm screams, falling over*
11:08
Invader Jib
Jib: *Jumps out from a hall way* OKAY I'M HERE-
Jib: oh
Jib: uh
Jib: Good job?
11:09
Cravitus
- The unspent rockets from Ader and Herm's weapon lay near the Veldronherm, just waiting to cook off and detonate...*
11:09
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Suddenly a long neck sprouts from the mangled Veldron Herm, with a jib head on its end*
Jib head: *Makes an otherworldly screech*
Schmoob:KILL IT
11:09
Invader Jib
Jib: OH SWEET NONEXISTENT MOTHER OF IRK *shoots it rapidly*
11:09
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: Yaaaaay
11:09
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The jib head screeches, chunks of flesh flying off it*
11:10
Cravitus
- Ader screeches, and hides behind Mario and his hat*
11:10
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The monster sprouts spider-esque legs and crawls onto the ceiling*
11:10
INVADER VEX
Vex: um. I... Uh... I found out where the imposter jib probably is. There... There's a central terminal in the core of the planet. I think he's trying to get all of the planet's data
11:11
Invader Jib
Jib: Right, we'll head there when we're done with...whatever this is
11:11
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The monster shapeshifts into what appears to be a green snake thing with one giant orange irken eye, 4 crab legs, and antennae*
Snake thing: HAHAHA! I CANT BELIEVE YOU SUCKERS DIDNT EVEN NOTICE!
11:11
INVADER VEX
Vex: or.... Maybe we could follow that thing...
11:11
Invader Jib
Jib: oohhhh right
11:11
Cravitus
Ader: "EVIL! EVIL SPIDERMONKEY!"
- Ader tossed his Ham-Bone at it's eye.*
11:12
Lil Peridot
(i think i'm done with rping for the night (getting way too tired
11:12
Invader Jib
Jib: And that voice sounds very famillar-OH HEY WAIT A MINUTE
11:12
MysteriousTriangleguy
Snake thing: Vex, I thought you were smart. Dont you recognize my beautiful voice?
11:12
Invader Jib
(oh ok
11:12
MysteriousTriangleguy
( NOOOOOOOOOOO-eh
11:12
Cravitus
(recording
11:12
INVADER VEX
Vex: *loads another rocket* oh yes, don't worry... I certainly do. And that's why I'm here
9:06
Cravitus
(Krev is prepared to handle recording
9:07
MysteriousTriangleguy
( rddy
9:07
Cravitus
(proceed
Ader: "EEEEEEEVIL SPIDERMONKEY! EEEEE-"
- Ader began to hurl more foodstuffs and garbage at the spider-Jib-snake.*
9:08
MysteriousTriangleguy
Spider Thing: AUGH
9:08
INVADER VEX
Vex: *Pulls the trigger on the rocket launcher, and a shell shrieks towards the abomination, hitting it square in the face*
9:08
Cravitus
- Suddenly, Ader ran out of garbage, his pockets empty.*
Ader: "...?"
9:08
MysteriousTriangleguy
Spider Thing: *Screeches, having its face blown off, smoke and shrapnel fly*
9:08
Invader Jib
Jib: Ummm
9:08
Cravitus
- Ader cheered triumphantly.*
9:08
INVADER VEX
Vex: *drops the rocket launcher on the ground. It lands with a crash. Vex pulls his rifle from his back and trains its reticle on the burnt spider thing*
9:09
Invader Jib
Jib: I think we won?
9:09
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The spider thing morphs into a horrible deformed version of jib, with a broken jaw*
9:09
INVADER VEX
Vex: I swear to Irk if two rockets didn't put that thing down for good...
9:09
Cravitus
- Ader stopped cheering.*
Ader: "This no gud."
9:09
MysteriousTriangleguy
Monkey Jib: SCREEEEEEEEE *Leaps at Vex, clawing at him*
9:09
Invader Jib
Jib: ARRRGH *fires at the monkey jib rapidly*
9:09
Cravitus
Ader: "SCARY MONSTER!"
- Ader shoved Vex to the side, and dove away himself*
9:09
INVADER VEX
Vex: *swings his rifle around, catching the monkey Jib's stomach with the bayonet and sending goop splattering to the ground*
9:09
MysteriousTriangleguy
Monkey Jib: DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M GOING TO BE BEATEN BY A BUNCH OF MORTALS?
9:10
Lil Peridot
Mario: Euhg! This thing is gross-
9:10
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The monkey jib scratches Vex's face, laughing*
9:10
Cravitus
- Ader began an uncontrolled tumble past the monkey-jib, screeching in panic*
9:10
INVADER VEX
Vex: *lowers his rifle to the ground, snaps his finger, and the Monkey Jib ceases to exist. Vex falls to the ground*
9:10
Invader Jib
Jib: ooh..it's immortal..
Jib: Well y'know, I think the grave store is still open-
Jib: Huh
9:11
Cravitus
- Ader bumped into Herm's spent launcher, and came out of his roll, clutching it like a lifeline.*
Ader: "Friend-gun! You help Ader not be food!"
- Ader tried to lift it, and it broke.*
Ader: "...This no gud."
9:11
MysteriousTriangleguy
( w8 how did
9:11
Lil Peridot
(brb
9:11
MysteriousTriangleguy
( vex erase him
( from existence-
9:12
Cravitus
(pause, mario brb
9:12
Invader Jib
(op
9:12
INVADER VEX
(I'll explain in PM if you want, Schmoob
9:12
Invader Jib
(tbh for some reason
9:12
MysteriousTriangleguy
( that was the real Veldron though-
9:12
Invader Jib
(i thought it was some kind of conspiracy between Veldron and vex
(and Veldron pretended to die
9:12
Cravitus
(there goes three seasons of planning-
9:13
Invader Jib
(lol
(Veldron is dead
(its over guys
(this was actually the series finale
9:13
MysteriousTriangleguy
( bril
9:13
Cravitus
(gg
9:14
MysteriousTriangleguy
( next vok will trip on a stick and explode randomly
9:14
INVADER VEX
(wait. Schmoob, read PM
9:19
MysteriousTriangleguy
( ok uh
( forget erased from
existance thing
9:20
INVADER VEX
(wait Schmoob- that's still viable for plot....
9:21
Cravitus
(yeah i'm gonna go back to listening to jc denton while you guys figure this out
9:21
MysteriousTriangleguy
( thats the real Veldron vex
( if spoodr Veldron was erased Veldron is dead
9:22
Cravitus
(meanwhile
(hey jib krev found 20+ minutes of undertale cover thing
( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KgPiCTia7A
9:23
Invader Jib
ohh
9:23
MysteriousTriangleguy
( that and
( Veldron form is already unstablee
( Veldron cannot handle a decoy form
9:24
INVADER VEX
(discuss in PM... I'll try to explain why it works out ok
9:25
Invader Jib
this is great @krev
9:25
Cravitus
(ye, is gud
(arghhhh leg cramp
9:29
INVADER VEX
(Ok we figured it out
(so let's change that Vex bit and start from there
Vex: *lowers his rifle to the ground, snaps his finger, and the VeldronJib turns into a pile of writhing flesh. Vex turns around* We need to run.
9:30
MysteriousTriangleguy
( wait
( is mayo still brb
9:31
Cravitus
(jar, does life still torment your mayonnaise contents
9:31
INVADER VEX
(Hm. Brb for a second. won't take long
9:32
Cravitus
(welp i went through that entire undertale video in the time it took to settle that
9:32
INVADER VEX
(ok, back
9:33
Invader Jib
Jib: Uh-oh *quickly heads in the other direction*
9:33
Cravitus
- Ader bumped into Herm's spent launcher, and came out of his roll, clutching it like a lifeline.* Ader: "Friend-gun! You help Ader not be food!" *Ader tried to lift it, and it broke.* Ader: "...This no gud."
9:33
MysteriousTriangleguy
( what about moorio-
9:33
Cravitus
(and yeah that
9:34
Lil Peridot
(alright back (was taking shower
9:34
MysteriousTriangleguy
( yey
( now we must continue
( Veldron was turnd into meatball
( etc
Schmoob:...Vex how did you do that-
9:34
Lil Peridot
(oh, also, happy birthday kreb
9:34
Cravitus
- Ader turned to the meatball, and eyed it for a moment, somewhat hungry*
(Danke
Ader: "Food?"
9:35
Invader Jib
(oh i had no idea
9:35
MysteriousTriangleguy
Meatball: WHAT THE HECK-
9:35
Invader Jib
(happy birthday krev
9:35
Cravitus
Ader: "FOOD TALKING! EEEE-"
9:35
INVADER VEX
Vex: *looks at Schmoob and quickly looks away* Run. Now.
9:35
MysteriousTriangleguy
Meatball: *Blinks single eye, staring at Ader*
Meatball:NO NO NO
9:35
Lil Peridot
Mario: Wait, run?
9:35
INVADER VEX
(Oh, happy birthday Krev. das kool
9:35
Invader Jib
Jib: YES RUN
9:35
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: NO DUH, HE SAID RUN.
9:35
Cravitus
- Ader tossed the broken weapon at the eyeball, and picked up the unspent rockets at his feet, sprinting past everyone*
9:35
MysteriousTriangleguy
Meatball: *Sprouts crystal legs and crawls, running*
9:35
Cravitus
Ader: "FOOD TALK! TALK FOOD NO GUD!"
Ader: "EEEEEEEEEEEE-"
9:35
INVADER VEX
Vex: *takes off towards an ancient light rail train
9:36
Lil Peridot
Mario: EuhhhhHHH-- *starts running*
9:36
Cravitus
- Ader tripped over, stumbling back up, and following Vex*
(*started following
9:36
Invader Jib
(the undertale metal thing is surprisingly badass alongside the rp
9:36
INVADER VEX
Vex: HURRY! *jumps into the train's cockpit and turns it on. After so many years, it still fires up*
(Agreed @Jib
9:36
MysteriousTriangleguy
Meatball:GET AWAY FROM ME *Sprouts another crystal leg, and fires it like a projectile near Ader*
9:37
Invader Jib
Jib: *Jumps into the train as well*
9:37
Cravitus
(Hey Mario, jib talking about this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KgPiCTia7A
Ader: "SCREEEE-"
9:37
Invader Jib
Jib: So this thing still works right?
9:37
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob,Gribbo,and Yarp jump into the train*
Schmoob:IF IT DOESNT WE'RE DEA
9:37
Lil Peridot
(cool
9:37
MysteriousTriangleguy
DEAD*
9:37
Cravitus
- Ader turned and smacked a rocket, sending it at the meatball; it blew up at it's... Meatball-foot-thing, however.*
9:37
Lil Peridot
Mario: *jumps*
9:37
Cravitus
Ader: "FOOD TRY TO EAT ADER! IS NO GUD!"
9:37
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Crystal shards fly everywhere from the rocket*
9:37
Cravitus
Ader: "YOU NO COOK FOOD ENOUGH!"
Ader: "WHO CHEF?!"
ADER: "ME COMPLAIN!"
Ader: "REFUND-"
9:38
INVADER VEX
Vex: Crab! Get in here NOW! *pulls a lever on the train. Its breaks disengage*
9:38
Cravitus
- Ader fell over, and smacked his head on the floor of the train*
9:38
INVADER VEX
Vex: *pushes a button and the train rips down the track at breakneck speed*
9:38
Cravitus
(ader is dissatisfied with this dining location
(0/10 stars would not eat again
9:38
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The meatball screams in anger, and transforms into a purple spider thing with a minature version of Schmoobs head on its back, it crawls toward the train*
9:39
Invader Jib
Jib: ...I wish I could unsee that
9:39
Cravitus
- Ader loads his pockets with the rockets he'd salvaged, getting back up.*
9:39
MysteriousTriangleguy
Veldron Spider: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU MORTALS, I'M GONNA-
9:39
INVADER VEX
Vex: *takes his gun out and fires shots behind him at the meatball* Dammit! We need to go faster! *puts the train into overdrive*
9:39
Cravitus
- Ader fell over again with a yelp, unprepared.*
9:39
MysteriousTriangleguy
Veldron Spider: AUGH! *Stumbles, getting shot*
9:39
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: WOW! Guys, he's a total scrub! He can't even move faster than a train. That's lame.
Hatbot: Lame-o.
9:40
Invader Jib
Jib: I hope this thing can handle-AGH *falls over*
9:40
INVADER VEX
- The light rail train's fuel tank begins to smoke, covering Veldron in a black cloud*
9:40
Cravitus
Ader: "Me going to be sick-"
9:40
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The spider bursts out of the smoke, crawling on the ceiling*
- The Veldron spider screeches, and shoots the mini Schmoob head on its back at the train*
9:40
INVADER VEX
- lead dust leaks from the train's overheated electromagnets and into the air, pelting Veldron with chips of metal*
9:41
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The Schmoob head hits ader, and screeches as it hits the floor*
9:41
INVADER VEX
Vex: We won't make it much further... *fires into the roof of the train, hoping to catch Veldron with a blast*
9:41
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:EEUUGH
Schmoob:KILL IT
9:41
Cravitus
- Ader rolls onto the head, crushing it under his hat*
Ader: "AAAAAAAAA-"
9:42
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The head squirms, but quickly melts into a liquid*
9:42
Lil Peridot
Mario: Ewwwwwwww....
9:42
Invader Jib
Jib: EVIL
9:42
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The train bumps a bit*
9:42
Cravitus
- Ader jumped, and bounced off of the ceiling*
Ader: "AIEEEE-"
- Ader landed on Schmoob's head.*
9:42
INVADER VEX
Vex: *places a mine on one of the train's electromagnets* Everyone... The core is coming up. we don't have time to stop... So I'm blowing up the train. Get ready to jump.
9:42
Cravitus
Ader: "SPIKES NO GUD-"
- Ader paused.*
9:43
MysteriousTriangleguy
- A distorted robotic noise emits from the train, a red light appears underneath the floor where the former head is*
9:43
Lil Peridot
Mario: WHAT!?
9:43
Cravitus
Ader: "WHAT SCIENCEMAN SAY-"
9:43
Invader Jib
Jib: So when do we jump-
9:43
INVADER VEX
Vex: *arms the mine and runs to the back of the train* Everyone over here!
9:43
Cravitus
- Ader tightens his grip on Schmoob's head, and shields himself with his hat.*
9:43
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Security drones appear from the ceiling, detecting the destroyed Veldron head's remains*
9:43
Invader Jib
Jib: *Runs to the back of the train, narrowly avoiding death*
9:43
Lil Peridot
Mario: *running over to Vex*
9:43
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Yarp and Gribbo follow, along with Schmoob*
9:44
Invader Jib
(seriously why does undertale metal fit perfectly with this
9:44
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The Veldron spider jumps at the train, roaring*
9:44
Cravitus
(because it does
Ader: "Scary spidermonkey coming closer!"
9:44
INVADER VEX
- Vex hits the detonator, and the train's nose flies up into the air, knocking Veldron into the roof of the channel. The back cars disengage and fall down into a huge dark chasm, with the characters inside*
9:44
Cravitus
Ader: *Unintelligible Krevtovian chittering of terror.*
9:45
Invader Jib
Jib: I should be more phased by this but that was before death seemed appealing
Jib: ....Okay even I find that disturbing
9:45
INVADER VEX
Vex: Ok, RUN! *runs to the broken joint of the train and jumps out into empty blackness*
9:45
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:*Follows Vex, paniced*
9:45
Invader Jib
Jib: AGH WHAT-*jumps as well*
9:45
Lil Peridot
Mario: EHH... THAT LOOKS REALLY DANGEROUS-
9:45
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:YAYYYY WE'RE GONNA DIE
9:46
Cravitus
- Ader continues to hold onto Schmoob's hair.*
9:46
Lil Peridot
Mario: *Jumps anyways, scared*
9:46
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Gribbo follows, smiling at the thought of his demise*
- Yarp jumps as well*
9:46
INVADER VEX
Vex: *rolls in the air and holds his hands towards the ground. All of the irkens and the krevtovian are held midair, mere inches from the ground. Vex closes his hands and they fall with a thud to the ground
9:46
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Ow.
9:46
INVADER VEX
Vex: *pants loudly on the ground, totally dazed from the energy required*
9:46
Invader Jib
Jib: Huh...
9:47
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:WAITAMINUTEVEXHOWDIDYOUDOTHAT-
9:47
Invader Jib
Jib: I really should be-OW
9:47
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: *Arms clamp around Mario's face* AHHHH! *Unintelligible screaming*
9:47
Cravitus
- Ader rolls off of Schmoob's head calmly, and sits patiently.*
9:47
Lil Peridot
Mario: Hatbot--
9:47
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:Aww we didnt die.
9:47
Lil Peridot
Mario: We're safe now... and I CAN'T SEE because of you, by the way.
9:47
INVADER VEX
- The train cars crash through the floor only yards away from the group*
9:47
MysteriousTriangleguy
Gribbo: *Unintelliable mummbling*
9:47
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- oh. *slowly moves his hands away*
9:47
Invader Jib
Jib: Uh vex, did that portal do something you didn't tell me about-
9:47
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:SERIOUSLY CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW VEX JUST DID THAT-
9:48
INVADER VEX
Vex: ehhhhhhhhhghhhhh.... *panting*
9:48
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob: Wait a second..uh..where are we?
9:48
Cravitus
Ader: "We fall down big hole."
9:48
INVADER VEX
Vex: Yeah, Jib.... Maybe just a little bit.... *groaning*
9:48
Lil Peridot
Mario: Is Vex magic like Zik or somethin'....?
9:48
Cravitus
Ader: "Spidermonkeything maybe still no ded."
9:48
Lil Peridot
Mario: ... cause that was weird.
9:48
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp: OOOH can vex summon an ave clone with abs-
9:49
Cravitus
Ader: "Wat-"
9:49
Lil Peridot
Mario: Abswhat-
9:49
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Vex, where are we..?
9:49
INVADER VEX
- All of the sudden, a floodlight illuminates a huge circular room. In the middle of the room is a console with millions of lines of code running across holographic screens*
Vex: .... I have no idea...
9:49
Cravitus
Ader: "Ooohcomputerthingies."
9:49
Invader Jib
Jib: This...feels like a trap
9:49
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:COMPUTERS!...Thats good right?
9:49
Invader Jib
Jib: ...what else is new
9:49
Cravitus
- Ader began to cautiously march over, holding his claws in front of him defensively.*
9:49
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: Guys! I bet we could stream illegal Noir from these things!
9:50
Cravitus
Ader: "Oooh, no tell Law-Skabb-Meat."
9:50
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: Jib, think about all the action, romance, and other generic attributes in movies! We gotta do it, man.
9:50
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob looks around, and suddenly spots Vok near a computer, strangely motionless and unnaturally stiff*
9:50
Cravitus
Ader: "Law-Skabb no happy, yell much."
9:50
Invader Jib
Jib: THIS ISN'T THE TIME FOR THAT
9:50
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:VOK!
9:50
Cravitus
- Ader paused, looking at Vok for a moment.*
9:50
Lil Peridot
Mario: Wait, Vok...?
9:50
INVADER VEX
Vex: VOK! *trains his rifle sights on Vok*
9:50
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob runs over Vok, holding a gun*
9:50
INVADER VEX
Vex: Step away from the computer!
9:50
Lil Peridot
Mario: GUYS, don't hurt him!
9:50
Cravitus
- Ader shrugged, and continued.*
9:51
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob: TAKE THIS YOU TRAITOR!
- Schmoob hits vok with the gun, it goes straight through him*
Schmoob:What th...
9:51
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: Schmoob is gonna do something dumb isn't he--
Hatbot: waitwat
Mario: ...? What...
9:51
Invader Jib
Jib: Welp, that ship has sailed.
9:51
INVADER VEX
Vex: What the -- *looks around, panicked*
9:51
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Vok glitches, revealing him to be a hologram*
9:51
Cravitus
- Ader seems to be hunting for something around the computer consoles...*
9:51
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Clapping is heard nearby*
9:51
Cravitus
- Ader fails to find food, and is disappointed.*
9:52
MysteriousTriangleguy
"WELL WELL WELL"
9:52
INVADER VEX
Vex: *stands up, sweeping the room with a rifle and one open hand*
9:52
MysteriousTriangleguy
( plot twist: its actually bill
9:52
INVADER VEX
Vex: Oh no....
9:52
MysteriousTriangleguy
( confirmd!11!
9:52
Invader Jib
(gaspp
9:52
Cravitus
- Ader stares blankly.*
Ader: "...Food no here."
9:53
Invader Jib
Jib: Welp
9:53
Cravitus
Ader: "Me no rate place gud."
9:53
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: Wells? I'm not particularly thirsty.. wait.. I can't even drink water -- well... thingies.. forget it.
9:53
Invader Jib
Jib: Time to start writing my will
9:53
INVADER VEX
(*Veldron is suddenly a gold pyramid with a hat: WELL WELL WELL WELLWELLWELLWELL!
9:53
Invader Jib
Jib: *writes "burn everything screw everyone* on a notepad*
9:54
Cravitus
plex
(wrong chat for that one
- Ader sat down, and began gnawing on another ham bone.*
9:56
Invader Jib
Jib: So uh...could we hurry out painful deaths up a bit
9:56
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Veldron appears from a dimly lit corner, in a horrifying form http://i.imgur.com/uyBSjC6.png *
9:56
INVADER VEX
Vex: *quickly holds out a hand, sending a deadly yet extremely weakened blast of energy flowing towards Veldron*
9:56
Lil Peridot
Mario: EUHHGGGG.. It's.... DISGUSTING! *gags*.. that's just... euhhh....
9:56
Invader Jib
Jib: ...OKAY I CHANGED MY MIND NO PAINFUL DEATH-
9:57
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: He looks like Jib.
9:57
Cravitus
- Ader stared blankly at the creature for a moment.*
9:57
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: Kinda
Hatbot: I think.
9:57
MysteriousTriangleguy
Veldron: *flicks the energy aside and extends his arm, then slams Vex into a wall on the other side of the room*
9:57
Invader Jib
Jib: NO HE DOES NOT
9:57
Cravitus
- Ader woke up inside, and stood back up.*
9:57
INVADER VEX
Vex: Urgh! *rolls over on his side, dazed*
9:58
Lil Peridot
(wake me up inside
9:58
MysteriousTriangleguy
Veldron:NOT SMART ENOUGH TESSERACT, DID YOU REALLY THINK I'D MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU KNOWING YOU COULD DEFEAT ME? Im disappointed in you!
9:58
Lil Peridot
(can't wake up
9:58
Cravitus
Ader: "Spider-monkey-monster is garbage pile monster now!"
9:58
Lil Peridot
(ader edition
9:58
Invader Jib
Jib: Deal with..
Jib: Vex what is he talking about
Schmoob:Vexs name isnt tesseract DUH
Veldronsceles:Mocking me will get you closer to death pentatope!
Schmoob:I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW IVE NEVER WENT TO A CHURCH IN MY LIFE!
9:58
Lil Peridot
Mario: Deal!?
9:58
Veldronsceles:Pushes Schmoob backward, sending him into a wall
Schmoob:Gaugh
MysteriousTriangleguy
Veldron:Too many questions will get you vaporized! 9:58
Cravitus
- Ader began to try and hide behind the computers.*
9:58
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: You've gotta be PRETTY not-smart to make a deal with something like that!
Hatbot: I'm not even that dumb!
9:59
INVADER VEX
- Vex is unconscious, yet alive, in the corner*
9:59
MysteriousTriangleguy
Veldron:LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF, NAMES VeldronSCELES! *Deep voice* AND YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.
9:59
Invader Jib
Jib: Okay
Jib: uh
Jib: This is pretty bad
9:59
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Veldronsceles charges toward Jib, roaring*
9:59
Cravitus
Ader: "Me no like triangles-"
9:59
Invader Jib
Jib: WHA
9:59
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: CAN'T WE JUST BE DISTANT FRIENDS OR ACQUAINTANCES?
Hatbot: Please-
9:59
Invader Jib
Jib: *jumps out of the way*
10:00
Cravitus
- Ader held up a rocket, and tried to aim hit carefully with his pincers.*
10:00
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:GRAH! *Fires his gun at Veldron repeatedly*
10:00
Invader Jib
Jib: *rapidly tries to shoot Veldron, despite it being futile*
10:00
Cravitus
- Ader smacked the rocket, and it flew straight...*
- Straight past Veldron, nearly into Jib's face, and into a wall.*
10:00
MysteriousTriangleguy
Veldron:*Hisses, grabs Schmoob with a giant hand and slams him into Jib*
10:00
Invader Jib
Jib: AGH MY ENTIRE BODY
10:01
Cravitus
Ader: "...This no gud."
Ader: "Is a bad."
10:01
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Gribbo jumps onto Veldron, chewing on him*
10:01
Cravitus
- Ader hid behind the consoles.*
10:01
MysteriousTriangleguy
Veldron:Oh how cute.
10:01
Lil Peridot
Mario: I -- uh.. I don't think anything melee would work on him..
10:01
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Veldron grabs Gribbo with a claw arm, and smashes him into the ground*
10:01
Invader Jib
Jib: Or anything for that matter?
10:02
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Veldron kicks Yarp away with one of his spider legs, and laughs demonically*
Veldron:*Drools* Now all thats left is the pathetic excuse for a son and the delicious crab man.
10:02
Invader Jib
Jib: *Rapidly attempts to turn on his communicator, but receives no signals*
10:03
Cravitus
Ader: "ADER NO FOOD!"
10:03
MysteriousTriangleguy
Veldron:*Mouth expands* I'm going to enjoy eating you both.
10:03
Lil Peridot
Mario: ... pathetic?
10:03
Cravitus
Ader: "IS A BAD."
- Ader peered out, and hit again.*
(*hid
10:03
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:JIB! SHOOT HIM! NOW!
10:03
Lil Peridot
Mario: You don't even know me, soooo..
10:03
Invader Jib
Jib: *Shoots Veldron rapidly*
Jib: I DON'T THINK IT'S DOING ANYTHING
10:04
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Veldron opens his mouth, filled with sharp teeth, looking down at Mario and Ader*
10:04
Invader Jib
Jib: *Aims for the more fleshy green parts*
10:04
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: JIB! MAKE HIM FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR ABS. It's the only way.
10:04
Cravitus
- Ader peered out again, and held one of the last of Herm's rockets he had.*
10:04
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Veldron groans, the shots only do little damage*
Veldron:*Charges toward jib, roaring*
10:04
Invader Jib
Jib: OH SWEET-
Jib: *attempts to move out of the way*
10:04
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob chucks his gun to Mario*
10:05
Cravitus
- Ader smacked the rocket, sending it into Veldron's side!*
10:05
Lil Peridot
Mario: What!? I can't shoot!
Mario: I'm the worst shot there is!
10:05
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Veldron smashes into a wall, sending debris everywhere*
10:05
Cravitus
Ader: "Ye! Is gud."
10:05
Invader Jib
Jib: ALRIGHT, IF YOU SHOOT THE WRONG PERSON, JUST KNOW THEIR LIFE SUCKED ANYWAY
10:05
Cravitus
- Ader began to fumble for his last rocket.*
10:05
Lil Peridot
Mario: I'd most likely kill more allies. That's NOT a good idea.
10:05
Invader Jib
Jib: *Runs away from that part of the wall and continues shooting Veldron*
10:05
MysteriousTriangleguy
- A chunk of Veldron blows off, revealing more crystal*
Schmoob:JUST DO IT!
10:06
Cravitus
Ader: "SHOOT MONSTER, IRK-MEAT-MAYONNAISE!"
Ader: "SHOOT! SHOOOOOT!"
- Ader struggled to find the last missile.*
10:06
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Veldron grabs Jib and Schmoob, and slams them into the ground, then chucks them at Mario*
10:06
Cravitus
Ader: "Eeeee! Where put?!"
10:06
Lil Peridot
Mario: EUHHH UHH-- *spraying around everywhere with the gun, hoping to hit*
10:06
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:AUGH AHH-
10:06
Invader Jib
Jib: THIS
10:06
Lil Peridot
Mario: AHG-
10:06
Invader Jib
Jib: THIS REALLY HURTS
10:06
Cravitus
- The last missile rolls out from the shadows.*
Ader: "Oooh, is gud."
- Ader reached over to pick up the missile.*
10:07
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Veldron laughs, and shoots an eye laser at Mario,jib, and Schmoob*
10:07
Invader Jib
Jib: AUGH MY FACE
10:07
Lil Peridot
Mario: *scrambling out of the way*
10:07
Invader Jib
Jib: *Allows the pistol to cool down, and then continues shooting Veldron*
10:08
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The laser makes an explosion, covering Schmoob in burns*
- Veldron shoots a laser at Jibs gun, breaking it*
10:08
Cravitus
- Ader picked up the missile... And dropped it, his claws struggling to grip it.*
10:08
Invader Jib
Jib: OH COME ON
10:08
Cravitus
Ader: "Nooo! Is a bad! Ader need! Fight monster!"
- Ader tried again to pick it up, rushing and getting nervous*
10:09
Lil Peridot
Mario: Uhggg! I wish Kiz was here, he'd probably be able to take this thing down...
10:09
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Veldron smacks Jib into a nearby wall*
10:09
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: JUST SLAP EM. OR SOMETHING. WHAT HURTS DEMON CRYSTALS?
10:09
Invader Jib
Jib: AGH
10:09
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:*Groans, on the floor covered in burns*
10:09
Cravitus
- Ader failed to pick up the missile, and accidentally rolled it into the shadows*
10:10
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Veldron walks over and smacks Mario away as well*
10:10
Lil Peridot
Mario: EHY--! *Falling over*
Mario: ... uhggg...
10:10
Cravitus
- Ader glanced back nervously at the fight, and chased after the missile desperately.*
Ader: "Isabadisabadisabadisabadisabad-"
10:10
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: CRAB GUY! SLAP EM.
10:11
Cravitus
Ader: "NO, IS A BAD-"
10:11
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: C'MON, SLAP THE PURPLE CRYSTAL.
10:11
Invader Jib
Jib: OKAY THIS IS SERIOUS NOW, I ACTUALLY AM GOING TO DIE
10:11
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: I'm still pretty determined that a slap would solve this.
10:11
INVADER VEX
- Vex starts to wake up, and rubs his head, his eyes struggling to focus amidst all the chaos*
10:11
Cravitus
- Ader bumped into something, and stumbled back.*
Ader: "AIEEE-"
10:11
Invader Jib
Jib: WARN THE OTHER JIBS THAT THEIR EXISTENCE HAS NO PURPOSE SO IT HITS SOFTER
10:12
Cravitus
- The something held up the missile, and held it out to Ader.*
Ader: "...Friend?"
10:12
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Veldron walks over to Ader*
Veldron: *Salivates, opening his mouth*
10:12
Cravitus
- Ader quietly turned around.*
Ader: "...isabad."
10:13
MysteriousTriangleguy
Veldron: HOPE YOU LIKE BEING DIGESTED, SQUIRT!
10:13
Cravitus
- Ader looked at the rocket for a moment, then the mouth.*
Ader: "No like."
10:13
MysteriousTriangleguy
Veldron:*Looks at the rocket* Wait a minute huh-
10:14
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: SEE! I was basically right the whole time.
10:14
Cravitus
- Ader chucked the missile at the dVeldronriented Veldron, and it detonated, sending him stumbling even further back!*
10:14
Cravitus
- Suddenly, a familiar figure seemed to appear by Schmoob.*
10:15
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Veldron's face gets blown up by the rocket, he makes an unearthly roar*
Schmoob:Huh...wh
Schmoob:*GASP*
Schmoob:COULD IT BE
Schmoob:HERM?!
Schmoob:YOU'RE ALIVE!
10:15
Cravitus
- Herm shrugged.*
10:15
Lil Peridot
Mario: HERM!
10:15
Invader Jib
Jib: WE'RE SAVED
10:15
Lil Peridot
Mario: I missed you so much man!
10:15
INVADER VEX
Vex: *cough* H- HERM!
10:15
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: IT'S OUR SAVIOR!
10:16
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob takes out his plasma cannon, handing it to Herm*
- Schmoob gets up, struggling and injured*
10:16
Cravitus
- Herm shrugged, and took the weapon, looking at Veldron.*
10:16
MysteriousTriangleguy
Veldron:You think a tiny cannon is gonna-
10:17
Cravitus
- Herm dropped to a knee, and fired a massive beam of Plasma into Veldron's face.*
- Herm stopped firing after a moment, and shrugged.*
10:17
MysteriousTriangleguy
Veldron:*Screams, his face being vaporized*
Veldron:AUGHH PLASMA
10:17
Cravitus
Ader: "Ye! Friend shoot spidermonkey-monster!"
- Herm stared at Veldron, unblinking and indifferent.*
10:17
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: I knew we'd win! I was rooting the whole time -- well, not really, but I meant to.
10:17
MysteriousTriangleguy
Veldron:ARE YOU KIDDI-WHY DO THEY ALWAYS GO FOR PLASMA, EVERY TIME-
10:18
Cravitus
- Herm shrugged again, and held the trigger down once more.*
10:18
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:HIS WEAKNESS IS PLASMA
Schmoob:HERM! KEEP SHOOTING HIM!
Schmoob:Jib, YOUR PLASMA SWORD
Invader Jib
Jib: *Takes at his plasma sword, and stabs Veldron's fleshy back while he's vunerable*
10:18
Invader Jib
Jib: WOAH
10:18
Cravitus
- Ader skittered back over to the others, and tried to help them to their feet, starting with Mario.*
10:18
10:18
MysteriousTriangleguy
Veldron:Wait NO WHO TOLD YOU THAT
Veldron:HE'S STUPID OLE SPIKEY HAIR, DONT LISTEN TO HIM-
INVADER VEX
*A single bolt of plasma hits Veldron in the back of the head. Vex, lying on the ground, is holding a smoking rifle*
Invader Jib
Jib: *slices Veldron with the plasma sword*
10:18
INVADER VEX
Vex: *props himself up on a wall, assisting them with a volley of plasma shots*
10:18
Invader Jib
Jib: MY EXISTENCE HAS MEANING AFTER ALL-
10:19
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Veldron screeches, bits of scorched flesh falling off of him*
10:19
INVADER VEX
(I feel like Jib is basically a morty
10:19
MysteriousTriangleguy
Veldron:NO AUGH! STOP!
- Veldron stumbles*
10:19
Cravitus
- Schmoob's plasma cannon begins to steam and glow red, beginning to overheat.*
- Herm shrugged, and switched off the safeties.*
- Herm's indifferent expression seemed to become an expression filled with DETERMINATION.*
10:20
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Veldron transforms into a horrible fusion of Schmoob and jib, with 6 arms, and 4 spider legs*
Veldron:WHAT TH
- Veldron begins to change into all kinds of different forms*
Veldron:NO NOT NOW!
10:20
INVADER VEX
- Plasma bolts hammer into Veldron from all directions, melting him down*
10:20
Cravitus
- Herm shifts his aim, but begins to visibly sweat.*
10:20
Invader Jib
Jib: *Slices Veldron as this happen* TAKE THAT YOU-wait what's happening
10:20
Cravitus
- Ader begins throwing rocks at Veldron.*
10:20
Lil Peridot
(reminding me of bill's death
10:21
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Veldron's form begins to distort, he angrily screeches*
10:21
Cravitus
Ader: "EHEHEHEHEH! BURN SPIDERMONKEY-MONSTER!"
10:21
Lil Peridot
Mario: Oh. He's dying.
10:21
Cravitus
Ader: "BURN!"
10:21
Lil Peridot
Mario: Well, that's good.
10:21
Cravitus
Ader: "BUUUUURN!"
10:21
MysteriousTriangleguy
Veldron:THREE DIMENSIONAL FORM...UNSTABLE...CANT HOLD SELF TOGETHER...AUGH
10:21
Cravitus
- Ader begins to dance victoriously in a very crablike fashion.*
10:21
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:JIB! GO FOR HIS STUPID HEAD!
10:21
Invader Jib
Jib: OH YOU'RE RIGHT
Jib: *jumps onto Veldron, and swings for his head*
10:21
Cravitus
- Herm seems to struggle for an instant with the nearly-critical plasma cannon, but holds firm.*
10:22
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: TAKE THAT YOU uh... is he an Veldronsceles triangle...? Wait, no, maybe he's a scalene one.. waaaait... I'm getting really confused.
10:22
Cravitus
- The plasma cannon seems to be beginning to melt in some areas."
10:22
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: TAKE THAT UNSPECIFIED TRIANGLE!
10:22
Cravitus
Ader: "KILL TRIANGLE MONSTER!"
Ader: "EAT TRIANGLE MONSTER-"
10:22
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Veldron roars, his form turning into a horrible flesh blob, Jib's sword cuts into him*
10:22
Invader Jib
Jib: *Struggles to stay in position, but manages to hit his head several times*
10:22
MysteriousTriangleguy
Veldron:I AM A DIAMOND THERE IS A DIFFERENCE-
10:22
Cravitus
- The Plasma beam began to flicker.*
Ader: "TRIANGLEEEEEE-"
10:24
INVADER VEX
- Vex walks towards the cowering blob that is Veldron, still firing shots into his body as Jib's sword rips open weak points*
10:24
Cravitus
- Ader continues his victory dance, building a makeshift firepit from debris.*
- Herm's Plasma Cannon seems to be half melted, yet it still keeps firing.*
10:25
Lil Peridot
- A figure slowly descends from the ceiling, as he decends it appears to be Vok*
Vok: *Jacket drifting back, holding some sort of mirror*
Vok: Alright -- alright, kiddos. That's ENOUGH.
10:25
Cravitus
- The scent of singed herm-flesh fills the air.*
10:25
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Veldron's voice comes out garbled, unable to speak*
10:25
Lil Peridot
Vok: *A shockwave of fire comes out*
10:25
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:YOU!
10:26
Lil Peridot
Vok: You -- you really put on a show, huh?
10:26
Invader Jib
Jib: *Falls off of Veldron*
10:26
Cravitus
- Herm throws the Plasma Cannon at Vok, and tumbles out of view.*
10:26
Invader Jib
Jib: What happ-oh...ooh..
10:26
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob takes cover behind a computer*
10:26
Cravitus
- Ader is forced to the ground, and his firepit catches fire.*
Ader: "Oooh, is gud-"
Ader: "-Wait, is bad-"
10:26
Invader Jib
Jib: Look, we're not supposed kill you...so could you kindly move in the other direction?
10:26
Lil Peridot
Vok: Entertaining, I kno-- EHY! *Drifting back*
10:26
INVADER VEX
- Vex stands his ground in front of Vok, not taking cover*
10:26
Lil Peridot
Vok: Now, now, throwing things isn't nice.
10:26
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:*Looks over to Vex, signaling him to toss over a gun*
10:27
Cravitus
- The Plasma Cannon explodes, sending superheated chunks and radioactive debris in multiple directions.*
- Schmoob ducks for cover, along with Vex*
10:27
INVADER VEX
Vex: *Gets up, and turns around to face Vok. He tosses a handgun to Schmoob*
10:27
Lil Peridot
Mario: Guys -- don't hurt him.
10:27
Invader Jib
Jib: DO YOU WANT ALL OF US TO DIE?!
10:27
Lil Peridot
Mario: He's not doing anything bad.. so ...
10:27
Cravitus
Ader: "This is a bad!"
10:27
Invader Jib
Jib: *slowly drags hand down face*
10:27
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob aims the gun, and fires it, sending a plasma bolt, it burns straight through Vok's shoulder*
10:27
Lil Peridot
Mario: WHAT? No! He's just, my dad! Don't hurt him. Only injure him if you have to... please..
10:27
Invader Jib
Jib: I thought that was the same thing-
10:28
INVADER VEX
Vex: *slowly stores his gun on his back and clenches his fists, staring right at an injured Vok*
10:28
Lil Peridot
Vok: Welp, I'm gonna make this quic-- AUHG! *Drops the mirror from the impact*
10:28
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Veldron laughs deeply, and jumps into the mirror*
10:28
Invader Jib
Jib: *looks at the mirror*
10:28
Invader Jib
Jib: Okay mario, this is what your compassion got us.
10:28
MysteriousTriangleguy
- The Mirror chuckles, sending out a bright wave of energy, blinding everyone*
10:29
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:AUGH! *Covers his eyes*
10:29
Invader Jib
Jib: Auuugh-
10:29
Cravitus
- Ader rolls through his firepit, destroying it, and sending him into the shadows, half-burning.*
MysteriousTriangleguy
(typo
10:29
Cravitus
Ader: "HOT-HOT-HOT-HOT-HOT-HOT-"
10:29
INVADER VEX
Vex: *covers his eyes and steps away from the mirror and Vok*
10:29
Cravitus
- Herm stops him with his foot, and pours water on him, hiding in the shadows.*
10:30
Lil Peridot
Mario: Auhg...
10:30
Cravitus
Ader: "...Is gud, danke Herm-friend-meat."
- Herm shrugged, and continued watching.*
10:30
MysteriousTriangleguy
Mirror: Did you fools really think you could stop me? If it werent your pal Schmoob, I wouldnt have gotten back in my mirror.
10:30
MysteriousTriangleguy
Mirror:*Turns toward Mario* As for YOU
Mirror:I'd give up on trying to change your "father". Your mother gave up on him a long time ago.
10:31
Lil Peridot
Vok: Pfff.... idiots, all of ya.. pffhaaahaaaahaaa... ahh.. this stuff's really funny, honestly. GOD! -- It feels great.
Mario: My mom, what'e you talking about..?
Mario: ..
10:32
MysteriousTriangleguy
Mirror: HOHO! This is hilarious, you dont know where your mother is?
10:32
Lil Peridot
Mario: I-I ... so what!? If she's still somewhere.. I-I'll find her!
10:32
MysteriousTriangleguy
Mirror: Dont you know about ...your home? * A ringed planet appears on the mirror*.
Lil Peridot
Mario: *Eyes widen, speechless* ...
10:33
Cravitus
- Herm seems to narrow his eyes.*
10:33
Lil Peridot
Vok: *Chuckles* See -- this, THIS right here! I love this guy!
10:34
Lil Peridot
Mario: Wh - what... I'm not an excuse... I... so what!? I'll find her, and I bet she'll be way better than Vok!
Mario: Even if it takes up most of my life span, I'll.. prove otherwise.
Veldronsceles:Oh I doubt shes still in one piece. *The image of the ringed planet becomes consumed by yellow fire, and disappears* Your world has been dead for eons.
10:34
Invader Jib
Jib: You know it's only been half a day, but I've never hated someone more in my entire life.
Veldronsceles:Good thing, Ill make sure to come back jiblet! Welp, time to destroy some worlds! Its been a pleasure fellas.
10:35
MysteriousTriangleguy
10:35
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: Shut up already! Sheesh!
10:35
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Spider legs sprout from the mirror, it crawls away, giggling*
10:36
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: There we go.
10:36
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Augh...
10:36
Invader Jib
Jib: That little...smelly...mirror thing..
Jib: I'm not the state of mind to come up with good derogatory terms
10:37
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: You okay, Mario?
Mario: ... not exactly.
Vok: *quiet chuckles, grinning*
Vok: *Faints, and falls onto the ground*
10:37
Invader Jib
Jib: Wait a minute
10:37
INVADER VEX
Vex: ... *looks at Vok*
10:37
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob: Wait...Vex...that thing talked about some kind of "deal"...you know who he is, dont you-
10:38
INVADER VEX
Vex: Yes... Unfortunately... I do.
10:38
Invader Jib
Jib: *Turns from the others*
10:38
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:I cant feel my legs, guys.
10:38
Invader Jib
Jib: *opens a document on his communicator, and crosses out several things, replacing them with "Veldron"
10:38
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: ME EITHER.
Hatbot: GET IT? CAUSE I DON'T HAVE LEGS!
Hatbot: I'm sorry.
10:39
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Uh...maybe we should get out of here before Vex explains
- A computer falls over, sparking*
10:39
Invader Jib
Jib: How do we do that exactly
10:39
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Track the ship we came in, or something.
10:40
INVADER VEX
Vex: ... i can get the plague runner to the nearest terminal, all we have to do is get there
Vex: We need a map of the ship
- planet
10:40
Cravitus
- Ader scuttled out of the shadows, and poked Vok's body.*
Ader: "Hmmm..."
Ader: "Eat now?"
10:41
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: Don't poke that thing! His jerk-ness will infect you.
10:41
Cravitus
- Herm walked out, and shrugged.*
10:41
Invader Jib
Jib: Yeah go ahead
10:41
INVADER VEX
Vex: Oh yes... And I suppose we should take him with us... *grabs Vok's ankle and starts to drag him* Let's find a map
10:41
Cravitus
- Herm pulled Ader away from Vok, and put him on his head.*
10:41
Lil Peridot
Mario: WHAT? No! Don't eat him.
10:41
INVADER VEX
Vex: We can eat him... once we escape....
Vex: But let's make that our first priority
10:41
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Gribbo sits in the corner, eating popcorn*
10:41
Invader Jib
Jib: Aww, but he would've had it coming
Jib: whatever
10:42
MysteriousTriangleguy
Gribbo: Eh
10:42
Lil Peridot
Mario: Shut up, Jib.
10:42
Cravitus
- Ader grumbled, and Herm handed him a ham bone to gnaw on.*
10:42
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob walks out of the room with Vex, along with Gribbo*
10:42
Invader Jib
Jib: *Follows them*
10:42
Lil Peridot
Mario: *following*
10:42
Cravitus
- Herm stared after them for a minute, and then at the computers they'd just left behind.*
10:43
MysteriousTriangleguy
Yarp:*Looks at herm, blankly*
10:43
Cravitus
- Herm seemed to raise an eyebrow of confusion, shrugged, and followed.*
10:43
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Yarp follows*
- Hours later, in the plauge runner*
10:44
INVADER VEX
Vex: *types some code into a panel in the plague runner* We might have a problem... Veldron... Extracted all of the ship's data... Into one bank.
10:44
MysteriousTriangleguy
- Schmoob sits covered in bandages, grumbling*
10:44
Invader Jib
Jib: So I called the Irken prVeldronn, and they said they're not sure if they can handle a teleporter.
10:44
INVADER VEX
Vex: Why... would he want the data on this ship... it's not even- Oh... oh no..
10:44
Cravitus
Ader: "Is bad. Always is a bad."
- Herm shrugged.*
Ader: "Evil spidermonkey always bad."
10:44
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: Spidermonkeys are cool though.
10:45
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: I wish I was a spidermonkey.
10:45
Cravitus
- Ader stared through Hatbot.*
10:45
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: Maybe I am a spidermonkey...
Hatbot: *staring menacingly at Ader*
10:45
10:45
INVADER VEX
Vex: So... Schmoob... I suppose I have some explaining to do
10:46
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:YES YOU DO-
10:46
Invader Jib
Jib: Hey I need to know this too
10:46
INVADER VEX
Vex:... Ok... well
Vex: In short, Schmoob... I don't know what he is... But he's not from this plane of existence... He's something greater, something far more powerful... If allowed, he will crush this universe like a bug underneath his infinite foot. I made a deal with him to bring me back to life in this plane of existence... He said I would know the right time to do him a favor.
10:49
Cravitus
- Meanwhile, Herm seems to stiffen, sensing something amiss, but shrugs it off.*
10:49
Lil Peridot
Vok: *Grins* I should go after something harder, next time. These chumps are pretty easy..
10:49
Invader Jib
Jib: So um..why does he want you alive?
10:49
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:So he isnt the usual bad guy that wants to conquer irk huh? GREAT.
10:50
Cravitus
- Ader suddenly lifts Hatbot from Mario, and puts him on top of Herm, and then sitting himself atop of Hatbot, creating a sort of totem.*
10:50
Invader Jib
Jib: Or why does he want you for this 'favor', I suppose.
10:50
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:What jib said..
10:50
Cravitus
Ader: "Ader always read Terms and Conditions."
10:50
INVADER VEX
Vex: I honestly have no idea
10:50
Lil Peridot
Hatbot: WE'RE BASICALLY HAT BROTHERS NOW!
10:51
Cravitus
Ader: "Why scienceman no read Terms and Conditions?"
Cravitus
*Ader rubbed Hatbot with a ham-bone.*
10:52
INVADER VEX
Vex: Believe me, Veldronsceles sets his own terms. Any deal will always play in his favor... For some reason I haven't fallen under his control.. But I fear for Vok. He's been corrupted beyond repair
10:52
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Vok..made a deal with Veldron..?
10:52
Cravitus
(Recorded up to a bit earlier, right before Vok woke up
(just so you know
10:52
Lil Peridot
Mario: .. *worried look* huh?
10:52
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:Oh no
10:53
Cravitus
Ader: "Me no like smelly jacket man."
10:53
Cravitus
Ader: "Smelly. Smelly smelly jacket man."
Cravitus
*Ader continued to rub hatbot threateningly with the ham-bone.*
10:53
INVADER VEX
Vex: Of course. You think his power -- My power --- is natural? No... Veldron controls him. He always has.
10:53
MysteriousTriangleguy
Schmoob:*Looks at the entrance of the medical bay, supicious*
MysteriousTriangleguy
*Meanwhile, in the medical bay, Vok sits on a bed, with bandages*
10:46
MysteriousTriangleguy
*Blood drips from Vok's wound*
*The room is empty with only Vok in it*
*The wound suddenly glows pink and regenerates*
10:47
Lil Peridot
Vok: *Chuckling, opening his eyes* ... so clueless...
10:48
MysteriousTriangleguy
*A diamond symbol on Vok's back glows, and moves onto his hand*
"Did you get the data, V?"
10:48
Lil Peridot
Vok: Mhm...
10:48
MysteriousTriangleguy
*A crystal shard in Vok's hand glows, filled with information*
The End