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SummaryEdit

Jib discovers a mysterious mirror with Lurk in Nightmare SICC's base. The mirror proves to be far from ordinary.


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Cravitus

(wait who's recording

(mmk

1:44

MysteriousTriangleguy

( ok so

( uhh

( begin i guess

( also this takes place entra thing

( so feeel free to

( bring her in

1:44

Invader Jib

what rp are we even doing

1:44

MysteriousTriangleguy

( or not idk

1:44

Cravitus

(depends on where this takes place

1:45

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk walks in Nightmare SICC's base, holding a flashlight*

Lurk:Man I should've brought Mario along for this,Jib you're an idiot.

Lurk:Jib..you're still alive right?

1:48

Invader Jib

Jib: Unfortunately.

1:49

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:*Crosses jib off of his "People I dont like list" *

Lurk:DARN IT-

  • Lurk chucks the list away*

Lurk:Anyway

Lurk:So I'm guessing you remember why I brought you here, right?

Blackrockshotermoon has joined the chat. 

1:50

Invader Jib

Jib: No..I don't think you even bothered to explain.

1:50

Blackrockshotermoon

(what

1:50

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:WELL

1:50

Blackrockshotermoon

(is this a rp

1:50

Invader Jib

(yes

1:50

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:According to Nightmare Lurk's HORRIBLE, incredibly STUPID internet post, he managed to take out an entire nightmare irken facility, using some kind of "haunted mirror" thingy here.

  • Lurk looks around*
  • Lurk discovers a dirty,rusted door, and touches it*

1:51

Invader Jib

Jib: Right, he casually posted that on the internet. Okay, at least that sounds mildly important.

1:51

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The door falls over instantly, broken*

Lurk:*walks into the room, revealing it to be filled with junk*

1:52

Invader Jib

Jib: *walks over to the door* Looks like..

Jib: Nothing I should care about IN THE SLIGHTEST>

1:53

Cravitus

(terrz kia

(rip

1:55

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Hmmm..the mirror should be in here

  • Jib bumps into something on the floor*

1:55

Invader Jib

Jib: Wh-

1:55

Blackrockshotermoon

(who wants

1:55

Invader Jib

Jib: Oh.

1:55

Blackrockshotermoon

(cool cat x bubsy

1:55

Invader Jib

Jib: *Trips, slamming onto the ground*

(no one

1:56

Blackrockshotermoon

(i shall post it anyway

(very nsfw

1:56

Invader Jib

(wtf

1:56

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Jib lands onto the cracked mirror*

1:56

Blackrockshotermoon

(nevermind

1:56

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Jib! You're not incredibly useless for once!

1:56

Blackrockshotermoon

(noone wants cool cat x bubsy

1:56

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:*Walks over to the mirror*

  • Lurk pushes it up,forcing Jib off it*

Lurk:*Grunts*

1:57

Invader Jib

Jib: Uh...

1:57

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Wow what an emotional eaction

reaction*

1:57

Invader Jib

Jib: So THAT's the big bad mirror he was talking about?

1:57

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Yes

1:58

Invader Jib

Jib: It looks like it's 1000 years old!

1:58

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Spoopy aint it? *Points to the frozen screaming faces covering it*

Lurk:Oh its real.

Lurk:And it can TALK

Long Time has left the chat. 

1:58

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:*touches it*

1:58

Invader Jib

Jib: Right..

1:58

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Hello?

Lurk:Spoopy ghosts?

  • The mirror stands still*

1:58

Invader Jib

Jib: So they don't talk.

1:59

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:No! It does!

1:59

Invader Jib

Jib: That makes sense. It must be some kind of bizarre modern art.

1:59

YourFavoriteFangirl

(Watcha rping

1:59

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Pink text appears on the mirror,spelling out " 8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 "

1:59

Cravitus

(they're doing iso-jib rp

1:59

Blackrockshotermoon

(hey

(atleast it isnt greentext

(it couldve been worse

2:00

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:HUh..? Whats with the 8s...

2:00

Invader Jib

Jib: Odd...

2:00

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk hears a banging noise from outside*

2:00

Invader Jib

Jib: I would have expected it to be a bunch of sixes.

2:00

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:!

Lurk:Uh

2:00

Invader Jib

Jib: Huh?

Jib: What was that?

2:00

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Jib you stay here,I'm going to go figure out what that was.

Lurk:Dont touch the mirror. It'll probably eat your soul.

2:01

Invader Jib

Jib: Uh, okay then.

2:01

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk pulls out a plasma cannon, and runs out of the room*

2:01

Invader Jib

Jib: *looks at the mirror, unconvinced.*

2:01

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The mirror's text glitches a bit*

2:01

Invader Jib

Jib: BOY, AM I TERRIFIED.

Jib: AS IF THIS WOULD JUMP OUT AND KILL ME AT ANY MOMENT.

2:02

MysteriousTriangleguy

Mirror: Y O U A R E F U N NY

Mirror:EYESEYESEYESEYESEYESEYESEYESEYESEYESEYESEYESEYES

2:02

Invader Jib

Jib: OH YEAH, I crack myself up sometimes. Then I realize nobody's in the room and I have no life-

Jib: Like right now.

Jib: *Facepalms*

2:02

Blackrockshotermoon

(midway into jojo

(this happens

2:03

MysteriousTriangleguy

Mirror:L E T S B E F R IEND S

2:03

Blackrockshotermoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vge-nnJleMk

(the deviantartists are probably comming

2:03

Invader Jib

Jib: Ah, I see. It must be on of those 'virtual pet' that gross aliens love.

2:03

MysteriousTriangleguy

Mirror:I C A N GI V E Y O U L I FE

2:03

Invader Jib

Jib: How cute.

Jib: Anyway,

2:03

MysteriousTriangleguy

Mirror:Y O U A R E CU T E

Mirror:Y E S....V I R T U A L P E T

2:04

Invader Jib

Jib: I guess I might as well humor this machine thingy.

Jib: So what are you talking about exactly?

2:04

MysteriousTriangleguy

Mirror:I L O V E H U M A N F L E S-

Mirror: H-H U M OR

Mirror: H A

Mirror: HO W A B O U T Y O U D O M E A F A V O R

2:04

Invader Jib

Jib: Uh...

2:04

MysteriousTriangleguy

Mirror: L E T S P L A Y A G A M E

2:05

Invader Jib

Jib: That's usually an ominous warning to back out, but since this actually real..

2:05

MysteriousTriangleguy

Mirror: I P I C K

2:05

Blackrockshotermoon

(use unicode spaces

(its better

(and TIME WASTING

2:05

Invader Jib

Jib: WELL?

2:06

MysteriousTriangleguy

Mirror: T H I N K A B O U T,T H E S A D L O O K O N L U R K S F A C E,O N C E Y O U P R O V E H E S W R O N G

Mirror: W I L L Y O U P L A Y M Y G A M E?

2:06

2:07

Invader Jib

Jib: Uh...what's the game?

2:07

MysteriousTriangleguy

Mirror: P U T O U T Y O U R H A N D

Mirror: W I L L Y O U P L A Y M Y G A M E? P L E A S E?

2:07

2:07

Invader Jib

Jib: I mean, proving Lurk wrong CERTAINLY sounds like a good deal, but I have to be MILDLY cautious.

Jib: And oh. It probably gives out candy.

Jib: *Puts out his hand*

2:08

MysteriousTriangleguy

Mirror:Y E S

Mirror: W I L L Y O U P L A Y M Y G A M E?

Mirror: Y E S O R N O?

2:09

Blackrockshotermoon

(i  must  watch  jojo,  aDIOs

2:09

Invader Jib

Jib: YES.

Jib: Let's just get whatever this is over with.

2:09

MysteriousTriangleguy

Mirror: N O W L E T S P L A Y

Blackrockshotermoon has left the chat. 

2:10

Cravitus

(oh god

(my dropship was actually shot down enroute to the ufo

(thankfully, no one died

(though captain phil lost 4% of his health

2:10

MysteriousTriangleguy

Mirror: t a g

Mirror: i ' m i t

  • The Mirror cackles,pulling Jib into the mirror with a black clawed arm,jibs form distorts*

2:11

Invader Jib

Jib: AGGGHHHHHHHH

2:11

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The mirrors faces come to life, all screaming in unison*

2:11

Invader Jib

Jib: I SHOULD'VE KNOWN THIS WOULD HAPPEN

2:11

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • A distorted high pitched laugh echos*
  • A white silhouette of Jib comes out of the mirror,rippling the mirror as if it were water*

2:12

Invader Jib

Jib: aghhhhtuuuhh....what just...

2:12

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • A hellish laugh echos, the silhouette sprouts grey flesh,covering it,then clothes*
  • The flesh fuses together,making the silhouette a slightly greyer version of jib*

Iso-Jib:FINALLY

  • Jibiso

Jibiso:AT LAST

Jibiso:FREEDOM FROM MY PRISON

2:13

Invader Jib

Jib: Wait a minute..

2:13

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:AFTER 1 QUADRILLION YEARS

2:13

Invader Jib

Jib: ARGGGHGHHHHHH

Jib: *Bangs on the mirror glass*

2:13

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Jib bursts out the mirror*
  • His form changing,body horror occurs*

2:14

Invader Jib

Jib: Well that was...easier than I would it would-

Jib: BLAGGHHHH

2:14

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Jib transforms into what seems to be a giant burrito, with pink tendrils for a mouth,they vibrate and glow as he speaks*

Jibiso:HAHA! Jiburrito! Priceless!

  • Jibiso stumbles, his arms waving around unnaturally,having no bones*

Jibiso:HEHEHEH

2:15

Invader Jib

Jib: This

2:15

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:Its been a while since I've been in the three dimensional plane,Jibberson!

2:15

Invader Jib

Jib: is INCREDIBLY AWFUL

2:15

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:Inddeeeeeeeed. *Extends his arm,touching his burrito chin*

2:16

Invader Jib

Jib: Do NOT touch me.

2:16

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:Thanks to you,I'm finally free! You should've listened to that spikey kid when you had the chance!

Jibiso:...

2:16

Invader Jib

Jib: And I...How do I even move this thing?

2:16

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso: *Pokes jib repeatedly,giggling*

Jibiso:*Kicks the limbless jiburrito over,laughing*

2:16

Invader Jib

Jib: AGGGH

Jib: If this burrito body had leg I SWEAR

2:17

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:Geeze! I just kicked you over! Dont have a heart attack! Do irkens have hearts? I dont remember.

2:17

Invader Jib

Jib: That's NOT WHAT I'M ANGRY OVER!

Jib: GOSH

2:18

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:Anyway,I'm gonna have LOADS of fun in this form,Jib. *Jibiso blinks sideways,his eyes milky and dead,with a subtle white glow to them*

Jibiso:I HAVE SPECIAL EYES. *Blinks slowly in Jibs face*

2:18

Invader Jib

Jib: CONGRATULATIONS.

2:18

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk walks into the room*

Lurk:Jib!

  • Jibiso turns around slowly,smiling dementedly*

Jibiso:Heya pal! Take care of that noise disturbance?

Lurk:Huh...oh right! It was some kind of corpse walking around. Pretty strange huh? I just ignored it.

Jibiso:*Looks over to Jib* I'm sure its NOTHING to worry about.

2:20

Invader Jib

Jib: LURK

Jib: Do NOT trust him

2:20

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Jibiso's mouth moves to the back of his head,smiling*

Lurk:What on irk is that thing.

Jibiso:Oh yeah. Turns out you were right. The mirror was holding some kinda burrito..spirit..thingy..

2:20

Invader Jib

Jib: It's ME, JIB.

2:21

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:*Mouth moves back,smiling even more*

2:21

Invader Jib

Jib: Don't listen to that IMPOSTER-CAN HE EVEN HEAR ME

2:21

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:NONSENSE! I'MMM JIB.

Jibiso:Silly!

Lurk:Eugh..gross..that burrito thing cant even speak english..all I hear is gibberish.

Jibiso:Weird huh? A concidence in the great mystery that is the universe, ANOTHER UNANSWERED QUESTION IN THE ENDLESS CYCLE THAT IS LIFE AND TIME ITSELF.

Jibiso:Wouldnt it be great if that cycle was BROKEN?

Lurk:...Not really.

Jibiso:Heheh! Just joking with ya! SAY,who wants ice cream!

  • Jibiso pulls out Jib's data card*

2:23

Invader Jib

Jib: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2:23

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:KOOL! Wow whatever that mirror did really changed you for the better.

Jibiso:EUGH,SHUT UP,BURRITO WEEABOO.

Jibiso:*Kicks Jiburrito away*

2:23

Invader Jib

Jib: AGH

2:24

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:Anyway,I'm feeling nice. I should buy you overpriced things and waste my money.

Lurk:Kool.

2:24

Invader Jib

Jib: THAT'S GOING TO RUIN MY REPUTATION ON TOP OF LOSING MY MONEY

2:24

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:Btw,you should try that mirror sometime! Infact, LETS BRING IT WITH US! Wouldnt want that Burrito going back where it belongs.

Lurk:Ech. I'd rather kill that burrito thing first. It could eat souls or something.

Jibiso:mmmkay. Why dont you handle that ABOMINATION,while I handle the mirror!

2:25

Invader Jib

Jib: *Struggles to move*

2:25

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Sounds good. *Holds up plasma cannon*

Jibiso:*Walks to the exit,holding the mirror*

2:26

Invader Jib

Jib: *With all his strength, he barely manages to roll a few inches*

2:26

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:...*Stands still*

Jibiso:You know what,I doubt this thing'll escape. This base is huge,go ahead and wait for me outside,Lurk.

Lurk:Eh. I guess so. Burnt burrito would probably smell.

  • Lurk exits the room*

2:27

Invader Jib

Jib: Oh

2:27

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:That wasnt very smart,trying to expose my plans.

2:27

Invader Jib

Jib: Wait what?

2:27

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:*Eyes,mouth,and antennae rotate,looking toward Jib*

2:27

Invader Jib

Jib: I had literally no other option AT ALL.

Jib: Except maybe letting myself die...BUT THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE. BURRITO CHUNKS EVERYWHERE.

2:29

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:Well,have fun being a burrito for all of eternity. After I finish ruining your reputation, its time to start on my big plan! Horrible things are coming Jibby. You just helped speed up the process of the inevitable death of everyone you know.

2:29

Invader Jib

Jib: ....

2:29

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:Oooh! One last detail,you're technically immortal now until someone decides to eat your burrito flesh.

2:29

Invader Jib

Jib: AGGGGGH

2:29

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:E-eh..hence eternity..heh..uh..oops,forgot something.

  • Jibiso puts his hand in his pocket,reaching for a metallic eye, he shoves it into his empty eye socket*

Jibiso:I have trouble generating non organic matter..eh uh..welp..Cant believe Lurk didnt notice my eye socket. Oh well, time to get going.

2:31

Invader Jib

Jib: OF COURSE HE DIDN'T

2:31

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Jibiso holds the mirror again, and laughs while leaving the room*

2:31

Invader Jib

Jib: *Slams his burrito face on the ground*

2:31

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Burrito chunks spill as jib does*
  • Meanwhile, a hiss is heard from outside the room, along with the banging noise from before*

2:32

Invader Jib

Jib: ....

Jib: OH GOD

2:32

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Meanwhile again, in space*

Jibiso:So, hows Mali?

Lurk:I DONT LIKE HER-

Jibiso:Huh?

Lurk:...Nevermind.

  • Lurk sits at the ship controls*
  • Draxx walks in,holding his rock*

Jibiso:...*GLares at the rock*

  • The camera zooms in*

Jibiso:*Makes an "I'm watching you" sign at the rock,with a grumpy face*

  • The rock stares,silent*

Draxx:*HISS* *Runs away*

2:34

Invader Jib

(brb real quick

2:34

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:Gee,what a turd. Anyway,you know where my base is,Lurk? I sorta forgot it existed after the whole portal incident.

2:35

Cravitus

(oooh, base location

2:35

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Jibiso puts his left arm behind him,and wiggles his fingers around,his hand turns into crystal,and stabs into the wall*

2:35

Cravitus

(one of the details krev needs for the jibxterrz fic

(yes, reveal it

2:35

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • His crystal hand downloads data from the ship,Jibiso grins*

Lurk:Hmmm...I think it was on planet Ooo..or uh..Earth-415? I dont remember. Oh wait! It was EARTH-4510 .

Jibiso:Gee thanks Spikey hai-ImeanLurk. Y'know I should really appreciate you more often.

2:37

Invader Jib

(back

2:37

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:You're still getting ice cream right?

Jibiso:....yes

  • Meanwhile back at the base*

2:38

Invader Jib

(wait the beggining base right)

2:38

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The corpse of Irken Scientist Vass , walks into the room, with glowing pink lights for eyes*

( ye

Corpse: *Wails*

2:38

Invader Jib

Jib: WHAT THE

2:39

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The corpse spots jib, and walks toward him*

2:39

Invader Jib

Jib: GET OUT OF HERE, YOU MUTANT ZOMBIE THING.

2:39

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Suddenly, a diamond shaped mirror appears on Jibs back*

2:39

Invader Jib

Jib: ...Huh?

2:40

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The mirror has a purple tint and is about the size of jib's former hand*
  • The corpse crawls toward jib, screeching*

2:40

Invader Jib

Jib: GET AWAY!

2:40

Cravitus

(corpse suddenly going from walking to crawling, mmk

2:40

Invader Jib

Jib: *Attempts to roll away from the corpse, moving incredibly slow*

2:40

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The mirror gains a tiny crack, the corpse suddenly falls, lifeless*

2:41

Cravitus

(and then it fell from a crawling position

2:41

Invader Jib

Jib: ...Oh. Phew.

2:41

Cravitus

(gg

2:41

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • 4 Nubs appear where Jib's limbs used to be*

(tiredness intensifies

( will edit l8r-

2:41

Invader Jib

Jib: Nubs?

Jib: Maybe they could grow into full limbs?

2:41

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The nubs appear to be made of noodles*
  • The nubs grow a few inches,forming stubby limbs*

2:42

Invader Jib

Jib: Okay then.

Jib: Wait a minute, this means ME AND EVERYONE AREN'T PERMANENTLY SCREWED OVER.

Jib: So I can...uh...

2:43

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The corpse twitches, beginning to awaken again*

Jib:Uh

Jib: *rolls away slowly*







SESSION 2



9:47

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Meanwhile in space*

Jibiso:HMMMM

  • Lurk munches some ice cream*

Jibiso:You know what, we should visit Ave! He could use a good sundae!

Lurk:_i_i

  • I-I

Lurk:I-I'm not so sure bout that after that party incident,Jib-

Jibiso:I CAN EAT YOUR SOUL.

Lurk:...

Jibiso:HAHA just kidding.

Jibiso:I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT

Jibiso:Hmmm...

Jibiso:*Looks at his crystal hand, projecting images on it*

  • An image of Scythe comes up*

Jibiso:!

Jibiso:We should TOTALLY visit Scythe

Jibiso:Where does he live again

Lurk:Hmm...I dont remember

Lurk:*Puts in a code into the ship computer, contacting Scythe*

  • A monitor lights up, sparking*
  • Static appears on it*

Lurk:*Angrily kicks a control panel, the monitor displays*

9:53

INVADER VEX

  • the static disappears and a disturbed looking Irken can be seen breathing onto the screen*

9:54

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Oh hi.

9:54

INVADER VEX

Scythe: HEEEYYYYYYYYY buddy

9:54

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:SCYTHE

9:54

INVADER VEX

Scythe: JIB.... Jib.... j i b?

9:54

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:*Goes to the screen,grinning antennae to antennae* OLD PAL

9:54

INVADER VEX

Scythe: RIGHT. Well not really.

9:54

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:WHERE IS YOUR CURRENT POSITION,FRIEND!

9:54

INVADER VEX

Scythe: You're sort of a nerd, actually- OH

Scythe: Uhhhh.... I dunno... I'll send you the coordinates.

Scythe: I'm supposed to be on a mission right now... Yeah, I'm getting shot at... Ok well see you soon, buddy! *a set of coordinates are linked via the communicator*

9:55

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:Oh! Trust me! I'm no longer a nerd, after coming in contact with a sacred magical mirror, I've been CURED! I should invite you and friends to see it! It brings M I R A C L E S

Jibiso:OKIE DOKIE

  • Jibiso breaks the monitor, giggling*

Jibiso:I KEEP FORGETTING I CANT FEEL PAIN. *looks at glass shards stuck into his arm*

Jibiso:SO WHERES MARIO ANYWAY. *Slams arm on control panel repeatedly*

9:56

YourFavoriteFangirl

(Watcha rping?

9:57

Invader Jib

(the iso-jib one

9:57

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Uhh..he's getting ready for some kind of trip, or something..

Lurk:Wouldnt want to bother him..

9:58

Long Time

(chat laggg

9:59

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk's ship heads toward Planet Noreefundium hours later, covered in dents and what seems to be chunks of debris and asteroid*
  • Lurk's ship lands on a parked ship, crushing it, people run away*

Lurk:*Walks out, the ship catches on fire*

Lurk:Ahh..the sweet smell of product placement and deceptive advertising...that and burnt flesh.

  • Jibiso jumps out of the ship, along with Draxx**

10:01

INVADER VEX

Scythe: *is sitting casually in a nearby dumpster*

10:01

MysteriousTriangleguy

Draxx:Y'know the tomato gods dont approve of u-

Jibiso:I don't care.

Jibiso:*GASP*

Jibiso:SCYTHE

Jibiso:You old um....HOME SLICE...what are you doing in there pal!

10:02

INVADER VEX

Scythe: *jumps out of the dumpster and walks over to Jib* Just... Grabbing some lunch

10:03

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:*Eyes blink sideways*

Jibiso:Well..are you ready for the BEST NIGHT OF YOUR LIVES!

  • Jibiso takes out a bunch of monies*

Long Time has left the chat. 

10:03

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:To make up for how much of a nerd I've been lately, tonight will be just us! Doing..fun..STUFF

Jibiso:AND SPENDING ALL THE MONEY I HAVE

10:04

INVADER VEX

Scythe: Ayyyy *sunglasses descend onto Scythe's face from orbit*

Long Time has joined the chat. 

10:04

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:*Wears pink party glasses*

Jibiso:Take those off. Please.

10:04

YourFavoriteFangirl

(scythe is the mlg overlord

10:04

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:It hurts.

10:04

INVADER VEX

(No that's delta

10:04

YourFavoriteFangirl

(LOL

10:04

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:*takes off glasses, frowning*

Draxx:*pats back*

Jibiso:TO UM....THE TOTALLY NOT GENERICALLY NAMED MART!

10:05

INVADER VEX

(mario just look File:Jib is a scrub (Vex).jpg

10:05

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Jibiso runs to a store named "THETOTALLYNOTGENERICALLYNAMEDMART"*

10:06

YourFavoriteFangirl

("FaZE HIRE ME"

(LMAO

10:06

INVADER VEX

Scythe: *follows Jibiso into the store, tossing money at people but then picking it back up*

10:06

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Draxx follows*

Lurk:*Wears a sock for a mask*

Jibiso:Whats with the mask

Lurk:Oh I was banned here

Lurk:after..

  • Screen zooms in, lurk cringes*

Lurk:THE INCIDENT

10:07

INVADER VEX

Scythe: *gasp*

10:07

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:...care to explain-

Lurk:NO! SHUT UP! SHUT UP YOU! ITS FAR TOO TRAUMATIC AND PAINFUL TO REMEMBER-

10:07

YourFavoriteFangirl

(lurk: i rubbed butter and goat milk over the unconscious clerk's body

10:07

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:OOOH flashlights are on sale

10:08

Invader Jib

(Gasp

10:08

MysteriousTriangleguy

(bril

10:08

INVADER VEX

(turns out the clerk was jib and he deeply enjoyed the experience

10:08

Invader Jib

(no wonder he was banned

10:08

YourFavoriteFangirl

(XDD

10:08

MysteriousTriangleguy

(@vex ogm

10:08

Invader Jib

(no

10:08

Long Time

(rubbed goat milk on the unconscious clerk's body huh, was totally jib

(oh-

10:08

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:...Why are you wearing a mask Draxx-

10:08

INVADER VEX

(that's my new headcanon

10:08

MysteriousTriangleguy

Draxx:*Dissappeared*

Jibiso:Oh well

10:09

Cravitus

(while krev cannot actively participate, have guitar version of john cena theme

( https://youtu.be/SMpRgZ-xV7U?list=PLrBxEeGxMLqvnks_QX0SlW3PFSMGyOFd2

10:09

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk grabs a shopping cart, and randomly chucks it at a random bystander, then he grabs a basket*
  • Lurk runs into the movie aisle, which is conviently near the entrance for no apparent rason*
  • rEAsON

10:09

Cravitus

(buff lurk's cart-tossing skills 2gud

10:09

MysteriousTriangleguy

( buff lurk: do u even lift m8

10:10

Cravitus

(but what if buff nightmare ave (which is buff ave x2

10:10

YourFavoriteFangirl

(for no raisan

10:10

INVADER VEX

(for no raisin

10:10

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:*Looks around for a movie*

10:10

INVADER VEX

Scythe: *tosses a random movie into Lurk's basket thingy*

10:11

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Excuse me, have you seen Action Movie:The Sequel:The Prequel:Beginning of the Buff Ham Monster's Revenge?

10:11

INVADER VEX

  • it's a random "explosions: the movie" movie*

Scythe: Phhhhshhh. I prefered Action Movie: The Prequel: The Movie: The Rise of the Mad Gains: The Movie

10:13

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jubbles the 21st : WHUUU

Lurk:...Um

Jubbles: STUPID YOUNG PEEPLE,D-DRINKING CIGGARATES AND SMOKIN ALCOHOL

10:13

INVADER VEX

Scythe: Wow it's an old guy

10:13

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jubbles: FRESH BOILED CLAM MEAT

10:14

INVADER VEX

Scythe: THAT'S HILARIOUS

Scythe: ... *kicks Jubbles in the leg and runs into the bread aisle*

10:14

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Jubbles smashes into a row of movies, going after scythe in an automatic wheel chair*

Jubbles: LORD BAGEL CHRIST HATH MERCY ON YOUR SOUL

Lurk:...I'm guessing he doesnt work here-

10:15

YourFavoriteFangirl

(action movie scenes

(quality jubbles action

10:15

INVADER VEX

Scythe: *climbs on a shelf and throws bread at Jubbles*

10:16

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jubbles: *angry gurgling noises*

10:16

INVADER VEX

  • security guards run over and start trying to get Scythe down*

10:17

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Hmmm....Action Skeleton Man two...or My Little Princess Fashion Party 35?

10:17

Long Time

Mario: *Walking down the aisle* Sooo what'd you want again Hatbot? I wanna start searching for her soon...

10:17

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:?

Lurk:Mario-

  • Jibiso runs in, smacking lurk out of the way*

10:17

Long Time

Hatbot: I already TOLD you! I want the highest quality artistic value of media there IS!

Hatbot: Noir moviessss

Mario: ...kay

10:18

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk crashes into a stand, toppling them all over the security guards*

10:18

YourFavoriteFangirl

(hatbot pls

10:18

MysteriousTriangleguy

Guard:STAND DOWN SCYTHE,BY ORDER OF THE ...LAW ENFORCEMENT THAT RUNS THIS PLACE..I dunno

10:18

Invader Jib

(btw should i bring in a jib side character at one point or just wait until jib comes back into the rp)

10:18

INVADER VEX

Guard: Sir, I'll have you know that's illegal!

Scythe: Man, @#*&$# da police!

10:18

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:But scythe,you ARE the police-

(@jib sure

10:18

INVADER VEX

Scythe: Not with that attitude.

10:18

Invader Jib

(the thing is i still need to recallibrate their presonalities)

(hmm)

10:18

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:....What

10:19

Invader Jib

(oh auto emoticon

10:19

Long Time

(jib used and emoticon

10:19

Invader Jib

(ignore that

10:19

Long Time

(an*

10:19

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:MARIO!

10:19

INVADER VEX

Scythe: ...

10:19

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:HOW YOU'VE BEEN?

Jibiso:I've been making deals....with my friend Lurk.

Jibiso:Yep.

10:19

Long Time

Mario: *Antennae twitch, trying to listen to Jib while hatbot is still screaming about Noir movies*

10:19

INVADER VEX

Scythe: *wanders over to Mario... The guards have indiscreet holes through their chests... But it might not have been scythe*

10:19

Long Time

Hatbot: NOIR PLSSS

Hatbot: NOIRRR

10:19

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:*Steps on a bag of space doritos, glaring at it in anger*

10:19

Long Time

Hatbot: *Arm flail* AUHGGGG

10:20

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso: *Anger intensifies*

10:20

INVADER VEX

Scythe: Oh I'll show you Noir all right!

10:20

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Wow I'm surprised we werent arrested-

10:20

INVADER VEX

Scythe: *pulls out a black piece of paper*

10:20

Long Time

Mario: *flicks Hatbot* What? Jib? What're you guys doing here?

Hatbot: *Glares at Scythe*... that's really offensive... what the heck man...

10:20

INVADER VEX

Scythe: It might help, Jibbers, that the cops... might... maybe... be a little dead

10:20

Long Time

Hatbot: *frowns*

10:21

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:We're going on an ALL NIGHT party thingy. I've been a huge jerk lately, and I feel like I should make up for all those times.

10:21

Long Time

Hatbot: Nobody insults noir. It's too fancy.

Mario: Okayyy?

10:21

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso: Thats why I'm spending all my money on you guys. We're gonna have a lot of FUN indeed. No out of context meaning intended.

Lurk:Wait what-

10:22

Long Time

Mario: Well... *sigh* How long will this be going on?

10:22

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:*Grabs a boat load of noir movies, tossing them into Lurk's bucket*

Jibiso:Maybe until I dunno 1 AM

10:22

INVADER VEX

Scythe: I ALWAYS have a lot of fun. and for the record I still think you're a scrub...

10:22

Long Time

Mario: I guess I could hang out for like... a half of a day, maybe more.

10:22

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:So Mario, do we have a deal?

10:22

Long Time

Mario: I'm gonna be searching for someone really important to me soon...

Mario: Ehhhh....

Hatbot: DO IT!

Mario: Fine.

10:22

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:*Takes out his hand for a shake*

Jibiso: *Shakes Mario's hand, it begins to feel a bit warm*

10:23

Long Time

Mario: Dude your hands are really sweaty or something-

Hatbot: Probably just his muscular hands putting yours to shame.

10:23

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:After all this you guys can help me with a small favor. I believe it could help further that plan of yours, Mayo.

10:24

YourFavoriteFangirl

(hatbot is brutal

10:24

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:After all, we all need to care about family now and then. You guys are practically my brothers.

Jibiso:FAMILY indeed...

10:24

Long Time

Mario: ... who said anything about family--

10:24

INVADER VEX

Scythe: Man, we were all just cloned in little vats of liquid...

10:24

Long Time

Hatbot: Can we just party already.

Hatbot: Or something.

10:25

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:YESIRE

Jibiso:NOW! INTO THE JIBMOBILE!

  • Jibiso takes out a remote, pressing it, a pimped up spacecraft appears, blasting rap music*

Lurk:....how did you afford this and when did you buy it-

Jibiso:I DONT HAVE TIME TO EXPLAIN

Jibiso:Get in the car.

10:26

Long Time

Hatbot: Lamesauce. 0.5/6 at best.

10:26

INVADER VEX

Scythe: Bro don't even worry about it *gets in... the sunglasses descend once again onto his head*

10:26

Long Time

Mario: *Gets in*

10:27

YourFavoriteFangirl

(i think scythe is my favorite vex character

10:27

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Jibiso blasts rap music, and puts on shades*

10:27

YourFavoriteFangirl

(officially starting now

(XDD

10:27

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk gets in, opening a can of shoolke, the totally-original-soda-brand*

10:28

Long Time

(shoolke

(shulk

10:28

YourFavoriteFangirl

(Lurk: IM REALLY FEELIN IT

10:28

Long Time

(FEEEEEEEEEEEEEELIN IT

10:28

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Jibiso's pimpmobile flies into the air, getting ready to leave the planet*

10:28

Cravitus

(can you feel it, mister krevs

(the krev does not know

10:28

MysteriousTriangleguy

(iso:*Crushes ave's hopes and dreams*

(iso:CAN YOU FEEL IT MR KRABS

10:29

Cravitus

(ave: i'm not a crab irk damn it

10:29

INVADER VEX

(pretending ave had hopes and dreams to be crushed in the first place

10:29

Cravitus

(ader: me am kreb

10:29

YourFavoriteFangirl

(hey guys

10:29

Long Time

Hatbot: This is a lot of fun-- HEY WAIT NO. MY ARTISTIC VALUE! IT'S STILL AT THE STORE

Hatbot: MY NOIR JAZZ

10:29

YourFavoriteFangirl

(wanna hear a random philsophical thing that draxx would probably blurt out

10:29

Long Time

Hatbot: WHY.

10:29

Invader Jib

(yes

10:30

MysteriousTriangleguy

(@moz yus

10:30

YourFavoriteFangirl

(A gingerbread man sits inside a gingerbread house. Is the house made of flesh? Or is he made of house? He screams, for he does not know.

10:30

MysteriousTriangleguy

(lurk: *Chews gingerbread*

(lurk: huh

10:30

YourFavoriteFangirl

(:'D

10:31

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Meanwhile at nightmare SICC's base*

10:31

INVADER VEX

(well when it snows, are snowmen like "Oh my god it's raining flesh!!!"

10:31

Invader Jib

(wait so if the ginderbreadmen eat their houses, is it cannibalism

10:31

YourFavoriteFangirl

(yep

(@jib yep

10:31

Invader Jib

  • gingerbread

10:31

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The zombie corpse lays still*

10:32

INVADER VEX

(brutal stuff. In gingerbread land it's eat or... um... have a house.

10:32

Invader Jib

Jib: Oh PHEW, I thought I was a goner.

10:32

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • A fire is seen using cardboard as firewood, along with a stick with a burnt space roach on it*

10:32

INVADER VEX

(although if they're willing to eat their houses then there'd probably be a lot of cannibalism too

Blackrockshotermoon has joined the chat. 

10:32

YourFavoriteFangirl

(rip in pieces

10:32

Blackrockshotermoon

(i made a tumblr

(still in progress though

10:33

Invader Jib

Jib: Alright, now that nothing else is trying to kill me,

10:33

Blackrockshotermoon

(wait is this a rp

10:33

YourFavoriteFangirl

(ye

10:33

Invader Jib

Jib: *Grabs a rock, writes a message in the ground

10:33

Blackrockshotermoon

(k

10:33

Invader Jib

Jib: "eldritch thingy stole body, pls help"

10:33

Blackrockshotermoon

(my title is david bowie and dio combined)

(http://themanwhosoldzawarudo.tumblr.com/)

(http://themanwhosoldzawarudo.tumblr.com/

10:34

INVADER VEX

(jib you should add that to Jib's quote page

10:34

YourFavoriteFangirl

(ikr

10:34

Invader Jib

(yes

(i will

10:34

Blackrockshotermoon

(im glad noone took the title

10:34

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Near jibiso, a space roach crawls near a hole in the wall*

10:35

Invader Jib

Jib: Well...looks like i'm out of ways to unscrew everyone over

10:35

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The hole leads to a small vent tunnel*

10:36

Invader Jib

(wait did we swtich back to jibiso or was that a typo)

10:36

MysteriousTriangleguy

(oH

            • jib

(lol

10:36

Blackrockshotermoon

(rero

(what do you guys think so far

10:36

Invader Jib

Jib: *Crawls toward the hole*

10:37

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • A loud groan is heard outside the room, roaches scatter*

10:37

YourFavoriteFangirl

(i like it

10:37

Invader Jib

Jib: Oh...

Jib: Oh no

Jib: Please don't tell me there's ANOTHER thing coming to kill me

10:37

Blackrockshotermoon

(probably use it in a few years

10:37

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Jib sees six exoskeletal legs coming toward the vent, dim lights blink on further down in the tunnel*

10:38

Invader Jib

Jib: Oh...

Jib: Welp.

10:38

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The legs stop, infront of the hole*
  • Sniffing is heard*

10:38

Invader Jib

Jib: Oh NO NO NO

10:39

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • A rock hits jib in the head from further down the tunnel*

10:39

Invader Jib

Jib: *Slowly walks away from the vent*

10:39

MysteriousTriangleguy

"I see you want to be eaten"

10:39

Invader Jib

Jib: NO

10:39

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • A voice eminates from further in the tunnel*
  • Meanwhile a green eye looks into the tunnel, a snarl is heard*

"Uhhh..HEY STOOPID I'D MOVE AWAY IF I WERE YOU"

  • More rocks fly at Jib*

10:40

Invader Jib

Jib: I'M TRYING

10:40

MysteriousTriangleguy

"Go further into the tunnel,DUH"

10:41

Invader Jib

  • jib futility continues moving his burrito body away from the vent, his body going excruciatingly slow*

10:41

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • A gloved hand grabs burrito jib, pulling him forward*

10:41

Invader Jib

Jib: WHAT THE

10:41

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Jib enters a dark cramped chamber, a light comes on*

Darrz:Hi

  • Darrz sits in a chamber, a broken fan is next to them*

10:42

Invader Jib

Jib: Oh.

10:42

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:Dont worry Jib. I know its you.

10:42

Invader Jib

Jib: I never thought I'd be this relieved to see someone like Darrz

Jib: And what? Really?

10:43

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz: *seductively whispers* I recognize your voice.

10:43

YourFavoriteFangirl

(jib: *uncomfortable sweating*

10:43

Invader Jib

Jib: Uh...okay...

10:44

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:So...I see you're in quite of a pickle.

Darrz:*Munches on space roach*

10:44

Invader Jib

Jib: I'm sure that took LONG to figure out.

Jib: This is literally the worst situation I could be in.

10:44

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz: Also Lurk left me here for about 5 weeks. During that time I learned how to speak Burrito and survive on grounded newspaper.

Darrz:Oh wait! I have a ship parked outside we could ride in.

Darrz:HOWEVER....

Darrz:YOU MUST COMPLETE A TASK OF GREAT PERIL TO GAIN MY TRUST

10:46

Invader Jib

Jib: ...

Jib: UH

Jib: What is it?

10:46

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Darrz takes out a poorly made paper book, wall eyed with his tounge sticking out, cheeks inflated with his horrible breath*

Darrz:SIGN MAH FANFICTION PLS LAWL

10:46

Invader Jib

Jib: ...

Jib: Oh no

Jib: OH NO-

Jib: OH PEHW

  • PHEW

Jib: I thought you wanted me to read it

10:46

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz: *Stares at Jib, invading his space, with a seductive look* that too,jibby pls

Darrz: *wiggles non existant eyebrows*

10:47

Invader Jib

Jib: Oh no

Jib: OH NOOOOO

10:47

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • A groan is heard from the creature*

10:47

INVADER VEX

(I like how he had the same reaction to the fanfic as he did with initially seeing the exoskeleton legs...

10:47

MysteriousTriangleguy

(bril

10:48

Invader Jib

Jib: Well uh...

10:48

YourFavoriteFangirl

(xD


10:48

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:Its only about..27 pages...wait no...27...thousand

10:48

Invader Jib

Jib: You BETTER MAKE IT QUICK

10:48

YourFavoriteFangirl

(Im gonna go to bed guys

(Gnight

10:48

MysteriousTriangleguy

(night

10:48

INVADER VEX

(night

10:48

Invader Jib

(night

10:48

Long Time

(byre

10:48

Invader Jib

Jib: I know I'm gonna regret this..

10:48

Long Time

(bye*

10:48

YourFavoriteFangirl

(byre mayo

(XDD

(oki bye guys

10:48

Long Time

(ffs

(my tired typos

YourFavoriteFangirl has left the chat. 

10:48

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Meanwhile, outside the base as jibs screams echo through space, lurk,jibiso,scythe,draxx,and hatbot sit in a couch in jibs base*

10:49

Long Time

(rip mario

10:49

INVADER VEX

Scythe: *is drinking doritos and eating mountain dew... Somehow*

10:49

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:OH...OH MAN that was great...this movie is hilarious

Movie:AND THATS WHEN MY BROTHER DIED OF CANCER

Jibiso:*Laughs,choking*

Draxx: A gingerbread man sits inside a gingerbread house. Is the house made of flesh? Or is he made of house? He screams, for he does not know.

10:51

Long Time

(for a second i thought you said mario instead of movie

10:51

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk: *Munching on gingerbread, looks at it in horror*

10:51

Cravitus

(i read mario as yaoi

(brain is

10:51

MysteriousTriangleguy

( ogM

10:51

Cravitus

(disappointing me today

Invader Jib has left the chat. 

10:51

Long Time

(what do you think happens with kiziklu.

Hatbot: What? That's horrifying!

Hatbot: Those innocent ginger men are in pain!

10:52

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:Oh man..guys..guys..remember when we prank called Kiziklu? Oh and when we blew up that orphanage.

Lurk:...I only remember the first part-

Jibiso:Oops! Sorry wrong memory.

10:52

Long Time

Mario: What?

10:52

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:ANYWAY, I invited a few more friends.

10:52

INVADER VEX

Scythe: I remember that, Jib

Scythe: Oh wait... No I don't

10:53

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Terrz walks in, grumpy*

Invader Jib has joined the chat. 

10:53

Long Time

Hatbot: WOAH! Guys it's Jaz!

10:53

INVADER VEX

Scythe: Ayyyyy, terrz is here... It sure is a party now...

10:53

MysteriousTriangleguy

Terrz:ALRIGHT JIB WHERE DID YOU HIDE MY DARK MATTER MATRIX-

10:53

Long Time

Hatbot: That's insane.

10:53

INVADER VEX

Scythe: *whispers* I'm kidding...

10:53

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:*Grabs Terrz, kissing her passionately*

Terrz: *BLUSH* RDFHJGHMH-

10:53

Long Time

Mario: Well-- ... wh..

10:53

Cravitus

(where is my lewd sax link

10:53

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Terrz punches him, getting him off*

10:53

Cravitus

(god damn it krev

10:54

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:AHHHHUHAUHAHUHA

Terrz:WHAT THE HELL

Jibiso:I've been meaning to tell you this...Terrz..

10:54

Long Time

Hatbot: Again! Again! Again!

10:54

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Jibiso whips his antennae, opening his eyes, revealing them to be anime-esque*

Jibiso:I love you, senpai.

Terrz:....

10:55

INVADER VEX

Scythe: *gasp*

10:55

Invader Jib

(wait who were the friends isojib invited, did jaz actually appear, i couldn't see the whole chat

10:55

MysteriousTriangleguy

( no

  • Terrz runs out, gagging*

Jibiso:Ehhh,girls, what are you gonna do.

Jibiso:YO HERM

10:56

Long Time

Vok: *Falling out of the regular lame fire portal* Hey buddy-pals-friendship-supporters!

10:56

Cravitus

  • Herm walks in from the kitchen, with Ader on his head wielding a half-eaten ham*

10:56

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:HERM MAN,HERM BONE

Jibiso:VOK!

Jibiso:YOU FINALLY CAME!

10:56

Cravitus

Ader: "Food. Foooood."

10:57

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:! *Gasp* Ader! You ole crustacean thing

Jibiso:Anyway Vok, hows life?

10:57

INVADER VEX

Scythe: eeeeeeeee

10:57

Invader Jib

FLIR: Wait, a bunch of people randomly entered the base-I should probably care about this.

10:57

Long Time

Vok: Uhhh.. who are you, again-- nah nah, don't answer; I unfortunately don't care

Vok: Wait... waaaait... ohhh! Ohhhhhhhhh

10:57

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:*whispers in Vok's ear, giggling*

10:57

Invader Jib

Jib: *Shoves a soda can into his head and continues configuring some computer*

10:57

INVADER VEX

Scythe: *pats FLIR on the head and tries to put a chloroform rag over his face*

10:58

Invader Jib

  • FLIR*****

10:58

Cravitus

  • Ader continues to ride on Herm's head, munching quietly on his ham*

10:58

INVADER VEX

Scythe: No tears... Only dreams

10:58

Invader Jib

FLIR: What are you-

10:58

INVADER VEX

Scythe: shhh

10:58

Long Time

Vok: Pfff-- that's-- you're a genius. Y'see? This-- this right here-- THIS is why I like you.

10:58

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:Awww dont make me blush!

Jibiso:ANYWAY

10:58

Long Time

Mario: *Confused glare* ...

10:59

Invader Jib

FLIR: You know, machines can't be silenced that way. That's not how it works.

10:59

INVADER VEX

Scythe: HEY JIB SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH YOUR ROBOT. My chloroform isn't working!

10:59

Invader Jib

FLIR: *Forcefully removes the towel, while he turns back to to machine he's working on*

10:59

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:*takes out a communicator,dialing*

10:59

INVADER VEX

Scythe: Oh right never mind guys I drove him away with sheer will power

10:59

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:hey-hey Vex

10:59

INVADER VEX

Vex: ....

Vex: what?

11:00

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:GRAF'S DEAD, AND MENAMI TOTALLY BLEW UP MY BASE IN A SUICIDE ATTEMPT, SUCK SOME CRYSTALS

11:00

Cravitus

  • Ader finishes his ham, and discards it before riding Herm back into the kitchen for more*

11:00

INVADER VEX

Vex: .... Wait a minute who is this? Oh

11:00

Long Time

Vok: *Chuckling, rolling around in the air*

11:00

Cravitus

Ader: "Food, foodfoodfoodfoodfood."

11:00

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:*hangs up*

Lurk:*Laughs uncontrollably*

11:00

Cravitus

Ader: "Food gud." Herm: *Shrugs*

11:01

Long Time

Mario: Wait-- what? You're not serious about that-- right..

11:01

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:Dont be a square, Mario. You'll end up like OLD me.

11:01

Long Time

Hatbot: Awwww! That small crab thing is adorable.

11:01

Invader Jib

FLIR: By the way, what's with these..non-Jib like energy waves? Not that I actually care, do-bee doop...

11:02

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:Anyway-Oop! 6:00AM. How time flies.

11:02

Long Time

Mario: I'd rather not take advice from someone as weird as you, especially since today..

Mario: You're being weird.

11:02

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Wait..you said it'd last until 4-

Jibiso:EHH guess I made an error there.

11:02

INVADER VEX

Scythe: *leans down next to FLIR* Yeah i know man... This is seriously throwing off some seriously bad vibes, man... HAHAHAAAaaa JUST KIDDING I'M DRUNK *falls over*

11:03

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Draxx rides on a bicycle, running Scythe over*

11:03

Invader Jib

FLIR: *:"frowns" at him and continues his work*

11:03

INVADER VEX

  • scythe doesn't even seem to notice*

11:03

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:Hey uh..FLIR

11:03

Invader Jib

FLIR: Yes?

11:03

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:Where do I keep those secret..um..

Jibiso: *Whispers* secret files

11:03

Long Time

Vok: Sheeesh! Isn't Mario such a failure, guys? Can't even enjoy a some harmless harassment...

11:04

Invader Jib

FLIR: Ahh, those...in the secret safe in the closet.

11:04

Long Time

Mario: .. Whatever.

11:04

Blackrockshotermoon

(oh god

11:04

MysteriousTriangleguy

(almost picked up bill toy preparing to eat it thinking it was an actual chip

( brain y

11:04

Invader Jib

(LOL

11:04

INVADER VEX

(lol

11:04

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Jibiso walks over to a closet, opening it*

Jibiso:*Walks over to a safe, entering a code*

Jibiso:*The safe opens, Jibiso jumps into it*

Lurk:...What

11:05

Invader Jib

  • Jibiso discovers that all of the files inside it are actually useless junk*

11:05

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:C'mon guys! It's time for phase TWO-Imeanuh,that favor I wanted you guys to do.

11:05

Long Time

Mario: What time is it, again?

Hatbot: Like 8 am or something, I dunno.

Mario: I really should be packing up by now...

11:07

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:*Grabs Mario, yanking him into the safe*

  • Jibiso crawls through a small tunnel filled with wires and blue lights,Jibiso comes out, revealing a large room filled with computer monitors*

11:08

Long Time

Mario: HEY-- what're you..

11:08

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:Ah here it is. Finding this place was easier then I thought. *Grins*

Lurk:Wait..finding it...this is your base Jib

Jibiso:OH RIGHT

11:08

Long Time

Mario: "Find"..? You live here..

11:08

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:Um

11:08

Long Time

Vok: *Faint chuckling*..

11:08

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:Shut up, it was a joke. Yeah

11:08

Long Time

Mario: .... Okaaaaay... *glaring*

11:08

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:*Looks at vok, chuckling with him*

  • Draxx crawls, and stands up to a control panel*

11:09

Long Time

Hatbot: WELL I for one like the new and improved Jib!

11:09

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Draxx grabs a few files, with red text on it, reading "CLASSIFIED"*

11:09

Long Time

Hatbot: He sounds like a cool guy. Or looks. I don't know. Please don't judge me.

11:10

Invader Jib

  • Suddenly, an alarm starts going off in the base, with all of the exits sealing up*

11:10

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:WHAT?!

Jibiso:HERM,WHATS GOING ON?!

11:10

Long Time

Vok: Well this is certainly gettin' interesting..

11:10

Invader Jib

Intercom: INTRUDER HAS BEEN REPORTED WITHIN THE AREA. ALL EXITS WILL BE SEALED UNTIL THE SITUATION IS HANDLED PROPERLY>

11:10

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:HUSH UP YOU

11:10

Cravitus

  • Herm shrugged, though he was not in the room.*

11:11

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:AURGHHH

Jibiso:Oh well....

Jibiso:*Takes out a small device, along with a futuristic looking ubs drive*

Jibiso:*Plugs the drive into the device, revealing a holographic star system map*

Jibiso:...It's almost time for Game over,jibby.

11:12

Long Time

Hatbot: This holographic game look awful.

11:12

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Meanwhile back at the base*

11:12

Long Time

Mario: 'Jibby'?

looks*

11:12

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:THATS WHEN THE SUN ASPLODED AND I GAINED ABS-

11:12

Invader Jib

Jib: DEAR NON-EXISTENT MOTHER OF IRK

Jib: I CAN NOT HANDLE THIS ANYMORE

11:12

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The fanfic randomly catches on fire*

11:13

Invader Jib

Jib: PLEASE, JUST TAKE ME IN THE SHIP

11:13

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:Ooops. Looks like the satanic magic keeping this paper from commiting suicide wore off.

Darrz:OKAY

11:13

Invader Jib

Jib: Paper can commit suicide?

11:13

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Darrz takes out a small hoverboard, and grabs Jib*

11:13

Invader Jib

Jib: You know what, never mind, I'm not actually gonna try questioning that.

11:14

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Darrz gets on it, and it fires a laser through the wall, making a huge hole*
  • Darrz flies out of it, a group of monsters roar at Darrz below*

11:14

Invader Jib

Jib: Is this safe-


11:15

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:Oh. I forgot to mention. This place is swarming with horrific escaped abominations created by science experiments gone wrong.

11:15

Invader Jib

Jib: ...I noticed.

11:15

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Darrz's hoverboard flies forward, shooting lasers*
  • A giant fly-esque creature jumps onto Jib, clawing and biting*

11:16

Invader Jib

Jib: AGGGH

11:16

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Darrz calmly continues flying, shooting lasers at random monsters*

Darrz:Would you like a mint-

11:16

Invader Jib

Jib: *Shakes it off, causing the hoverboard to swerve*

11:16

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • A monsters claw swings at them, the swerve causes them to barely miss the claw*

Darrz:*Drops the mints, they fly at the monster into its eyes, it yelps in pain*

11:17

Invader Jib

Jib: UH...how long until we reach the ship

11:17

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:Ooops. There goes the mints.

Darrz:Oooh looks like a dead end.

  • The hoverboard flies toward a giant window*
  • The laser button on the board blinks, Darrz ignores it*

Darrz:NOW WE CAN FINALLY DIE-

11:18

Invader Jib

Jib: *Barely manages to press the button*

11:18

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • A laser shoots at the window, causing it to shatter, Darrz screams*

11:18

Invader Jib

Jib: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US BOTH?

11:19

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The board crashes into a sand dune, sending them flying*
  • Darrz crashes into a dune, making a loud clank for some reason*

11:19

Invader Jib

Jib: Ugh...

Jib: Where is..

11:19

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:*Covered in glass shards cutting into skin* BOY THAT WAS FUN

  • Darrz's crashed ship is infront of jib, covered in sand, only its engines visible*

11:20

Invader Jib

Jib: ....uh...

Jib: That thing still works, right?

11:20

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:Yes

  • Darrz slams his head on the ship, a door slides open*
  • Darrz crawls in*

11:21

Invader Jib

Jib: *Crawls into the ship, barely managing to fit his burrito body into it*

11:21

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:You should probably call Vex...btw i'm about to pass out from severe head trauma and blood loss-

  • Darrz passes out, falling onto a broken monitor, the ship is slanted forward a bit*
    • downward

11:22

Invader Jib

Jib: Gee,

11:22

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • A control panel sparks, another panel is seen near jib, barely working*

11:22

Invader Jib

Jib: Uh..

Jib: *Presses a button on the control panel*

Jib: That's the communications button, right?

Jib: Uh..

Jib: This ship is weird..


11:23

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • A communications display pops up*

( gfhgh refresh button y

( can someone record to a doc

11:25

Cravitus

(wasn't i already doing that

11:25

Invader Jib

Jib: *Taking Darrz's suggestion, he tries to call Vex*

11:25

MysteriousTriangleguy

( oh right

11:25

Cravitus

(recorded in krevdoc up to 'this ship is weird'

11:25

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The communications monitor lights up, barely working*

11:26

INVADER VEX

Vex: *through a veil of static* Jib....? Wh.... i....... someth..... wrong..?

11:26

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:*stumbles* oh hi

Darrz:Eyyyy v-vex

Blackrockshotermoon has left the chat. 

11:26

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:*Kicks the panel,making the communications work a bit better*

11:26

INVADER VEX

Vex: I can't......I can barely...... you....

11:26

Invader Jib

Jib: EVIL ELDRITHC ABOMINATION, BODY STOLEN, NEED HELP NOW PLEASE

11:27

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:Oh wow that actually worked.

11:27

INVADER VEX

Vex: Wh... what

11:27

Invader Jib

  • everything jib says come off as random gibberish due to his burrito body*

11:27

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:PLEASE, THE BURRITO REALLY IS JIB, SPOOPY THINGS

11:27

INVADER VEX

Vex: hold....... one moment.....

11:27

Invader Jib

  • to vex

11:27

INVADER VEX

Vex: *a huge bang can be heard on Vex's side of the comm*

Vex: What?

11:28

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:*Takes out a picture of Jib from jibburrito's other end*

11:28

Invader Jib

Jib: *Shakes head up and down as if to mean Darrz is right*

11:28

INVADER VEX

Vex: ohhh

Vex: Uh...

11:28

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • A mustache is drawn on Jib's face in the photo*

Darrz:IMMA SEND YOU THE COORDINATES

11:28

INVADER VEX

Vex: Ok good idea

11:28

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Darrz smashes his head on the panel*

11:28

INVADER VEX

Vex: I'll be there shortly

11:28

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:OKIE DOKIEEEE

11:28

INVADER VEX

Vex: *turns off his comm*

11:28

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:

Darrz:...

Darrz:...WHOS READY FOR THE SEQUEL

11:29

Invader Jib

Jib: The sequel of-

11:29

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:*Takes out a 2nd fanfic book, much larger then the last*

11:29

Invader Jib

Jib: Oh no

Jib: OH NO

11:29

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Meanwhile back at jibs base*

Jibiso:*Paces, a bit upset*

Jibiso:Ok....can..ANYONE EXPLAIN, WHY MY OWN BASE DECIDED TO LOCK ITSELF UP?

  • Jibiso sweats*

11:30

Cravitus

  • Herm shrugged, though he was still in the other room.*

Ader: "Why shrug, shrug-thing?"

11:30

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Hmm...one of us must be no who we seem..that or its detecting Vok's horrible body odor.

11:30

Cravitus

  • Herm shrugged, and Ader went back to devouring Jib's fridge.*

11:31

Invader Jib

Mep: *Randomly in the room* Someone must have activated the security system after discovering some kind of intruder.

Mep: By the way I was here the whole time.

11:31

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk tackles vok, assaulting him with deodarant sticks*

11:31

INVADER VEX

Scythe: Oh yeah that's usually what security systems are used for, hm?

Scythe: I wonder who else could've thought of that

Scythe: HM

11:31

Long Time

Vok: ... *sets Lurk on fire*

11:31

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:MEP! Can you shut it doooooown?

Lurk:GFAURGGHH-

11:31

Invader Jib

Mep: I would, but uh

11:31

Long Time

Vok: You're funny.

11:32

Invader Jib

Mep: Apparently this is a pretty high threat level alert

11:32

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Jibiso begins to get noticeably paler*

11:32

Long Time

Vok: I'll miss your hilarious jokes.

11:32

Invader Jib

Mep: Meaning I'm programmed to not turn it off.

11:32

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:AURGH,I dont know,FROGBLAST THE VENT CORE.

Jibiso:USELESSS

Jibiso:No matter...

11:32

Invader Jib

Mep: But that would destroy the entire-

11:32

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:Vok quit fooling around with Lurk. You can kill him later.

Jibiso:I need you to make an exit.

11:33

INVADER VEX

Scythe: I'll turn off the security systems... WITH A SWORD! *extends his plasma blades and cuts a hole in Jib's locked down front door panel*

11:33

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Jibiso grabs the files along with the holo device*
  • A robotic arm comes out of a wall, tazering Scythe*

11:33

Long Time

Vok: Fiiiiine. Have fun being in horrible pain comedian!

11:33

INVADER VEX

Scythe: HHGHRHHGH *falls over*

11:33

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Aurgh..3rd degree burns..everywhere..

11:34

Invader Jib

Mep: You know you shouldn't open the exits when there is a high level alert-

11:34

Long Time

Vok: Wait-- y'sure you don't want me to just teleport ya out?

Vok: Maybe ditch the chumps?

11:34

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:I'm sure.

11:34

Long Time

Vok: ... Mmmk

11:34

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Jibiso gains an unnatural smile*

Lurk:...? *Looks at jib, worried*

11:34

INVADER VEX

Scythe: *tucks his arms and dives out the hole he cut and past the tasers*

11:35

Long Time

Vok: *Snaps his fingers and holds his palms out towards one of the sealed exits, shooting fire at it* *The fire heats up to ridiculous temperatures, melting through*

11:35

INVADER VEX

Scythe: Peace out nerds! *shades descend onto Scythes face and he floats away somehow. The shades were being lowered with wire... From space...*

11:35

Long Time

Mario: Are you okay Jib?

11:35

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Meanwhile in space, somewhere in Earth-4510's system*

11:35

Long Time

Mario: You're acting pretty stupid today.

11:36

Invader Jib

Intercom: HIGH LEVEL SECURITY BREACH. THREAT NOT SEIZED.

11:36

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:...*Covered in bandages, sitting in a chair*

Darrz:Vex....ARE WE THERE YET?!

11:36

INVADER VEX

  • Vex Flash Runner bursts out of the sky and rips past Jib's base. A sonic boom hits them seconds later.*

Vex: Yep.

  • in a view screen the three cramped Irkens can see Scythe floating through the air*

11:37

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:...Nothing but the usual it seems.

11:37

INVADER VEX

Vex: *lands the ship behind a hill and shoves the other two Irkens out of the pod*

11:37

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz: *Munches on a chocolate bar*

Darrz:Ow.

11:38

INVADER VEX

Vex: Ugh... That pod's designed for one person... NOT three... *cracks his knuckles and pulls out a gun*

11:38

Invader Jib

Jib: *Crawls fast towards his base*

11:38

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Meanwhile Jibburito's stumps seem to have grow 6 nubby fingers and toes*

11:38

INVADER VEX

Vex: *closes the pod's hatch and follows Jib

11:38

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:Jeeze Vex, take a chill pill, those grow on trees on planet XFVYCOLOOB-456.

11:38

INVADER VEX

Vex: That's really weird by the way... *looking at Jib's weird burrito form*

11:39

Invader Jib

Jib: I KNOW

11:39

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Meanwhile in the base, Jibiso sits, head titled down*

11:39

INVADER VEX

Vex: ...So... why put up with that? *his fingers glow a little bit purple*

11:40

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:AURGGHH..come on Vok! How can security systems be this DIFFICULT TO GET THROUGH

11:40

Invader Jib

Jib: I didn't WANT to become a burrito, fyi.

11:40

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Jibiso's body begins to emit cracking noises*

Jibiso:WE'Re rUNNING OUT OF TIME,HERE.

11:40

Long Time

Vok: I could heat everything up even more, and BURN everyone in the process... buuuut you want me to do it the chump-way.

Vok: Sooooo..

11:41

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso: Shut up V, stick to the plan!

Lurk:...What

  • Outside, Jib's stumps grow into full arms, composed of pure ramen noodles*

11:41

Invader Jib

Intercom: THREAT LEVEL REACHING CRITICAL LEVELS. *The intercom suddenly resembles FLIR's voice* AND PLEASE NOTE THAT ALL JIBS IN THE PREMISES ARE NOT ACTUALLY JIB

11:41

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:...Hey vex..why are your fingers purple?

11:41

INVADER VEX

Vex: ...

Vex: *puts his hands in his pockets*

11:42

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:...Ok then

11:42

Invader Jib

Jib: ...

11:42

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:Well uh how should we get in the base-

11:42

INVADER VEX

Vex: umm... I have a solution... But... Jib might not have a functioning security system afterwords

11:42

Invader Jib

Jib: EVERYTHING'S ON LOCKDOWN, HOW DO WE-

11:42

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:Huh-

11:43

Invader Jib

Jib: WHAT

11:43

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • A loud banging noise is heard from Jibiso's POV*

Jibiso:NOW WHAT-

11:43

Long Time

Mario: Ah... ahah... AHA! I KNEW HE WASN'T ACTUALLY JIB!

11:43

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Huh? *Munching a cookie candy bar*

11:43

Invader Jib

  • Several metal bars start covering the door Vok attempted to melt*

11:44

Long Time

Hatbot: Wait, how'd that weird flir man know that anyways?

Hatbot: What a spooky robot.

11:44

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • More banging is heard*

11:44

Long Time

Vok: *Sigh*... can I please do it MY way?

Vok: Unless you... y'know, want to screw everything up.. and continue this... yeaaaaah..

11:45

INVADER VEX

Vex: Ok... We've got to get in there. Sorry about this, Jib. *shoots a round into the ground next to Jib's base. The power throughout his base goes out.*

11:45

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:HUH?! What the?!

11:45

INVADER VEX

Vex: *pulls up his gun, pushes a button on his helmet, and shoots down the door*

11:45

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:*Growls*

  • Darrz takes out a flashlight*

11:45

INVADER VEX

Vex: *Looks around the first room in Jib's base*

11:45

Long Time

Mario: So who are you anyways, faker?

11:46

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:Why...Mario...

11:46

Invader Jib

Jib: *Heads into the base door as quickly as he physically can*

11:46

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:*Turns around, neck twisting, revealing his skin to be ripping, revealing crystals*

11:46

INVADER VEX

Vex: I hear voices... be careful. Don't shoot any of our... friends

11:46

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:It's ME, YOUR OLE P A L

11:46

Long Time

Mario: *Backs away* EUHGGG...

Mario: You're a weirdo!

11:46

INVADER VEX

  • a plasma round shrieks through the room and hits JibIso in the arm*

11:46

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:*Unnatural wailing, sprouts 6 exoskeletal limbs*

Jibiso:*SCREEEECH*

11:47

Long Time

Hatbot: NO. IT'S A FASHION CHOICE

11:47

Invader Jib

Intercom: SECURITY SYSTEM HAS BEEN COMPROMISED. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW, CHUMPS>

11:47

Long Time

Hatbot: BE RESPECTFUL TO JIB.

Hatbot: GOSH.

11:47

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:Oh hey Lurk!

11:47

INVADER VEX

  • Vex steps into the room and fires three more rounds into Iso's chest*

11:47

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Hai

Jibiso:*deep voice* GAURGH

Jibiso*Deep manical laugh*

11:47

Invader Jib

Jib: *Runs towards Jibiso in an attempt to tackle him

11:47

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:WE GOT WHAT WE CAME FOR, VOK.

11:47

Long Time

Vok: *Chuckling* You guys are REALLY dumb! Like ya-- ya know I would've been fooled for like 5 minutes, but for multiple hours!?

11:48

Invader Jib

Jib: I'LL SHOW YOU TAKE MY BODY YOU LITTLE CRYSTAL PICE OF

11:48

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Jibiso sprouts another exoskeletal limb, grabbing the secret files and the device*

11:48

Invader Jib

  • PIECE

11:48

INVADER VEX

Vex: Oh no... not you... *stares at Iso, lit by gunfire and action, seemingly losing his train of thought completely*

11:48

Long Time

Vok: Pfffff, let's just ditch the imbeciles, shall we?

11:48

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:HA

Jibiso:*Whacks Jib away with a limb,sending him toward Vex*

11:48

Long Time

Mario: Can somebody just KILL this freak?

Mario: Euhggg..

11:48

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:*Head splits open,revealing mandibles and teeth, hisses at Mario*

11:49

INVADER VEX

  • Vex's hands glow slightly purple, and some things in the room start to teleport inch by inch towards Iso*

11:49

Invader Jib

FLIR: Gets up, and directs several laser weapons at Iso jib, firing them simultaneously*

11:49

INVADER VEX

Vex: No....

Vex: He can't be here...

11:49

MysteriousTriangleguy

Jibiso:SEE YOU LATER FOOLS.

Jibiso:*Crawls through the exit door, laughing*

11:49

Long Time

(lork

(pm

11:49

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:That was spooky.

11:50

Invader Jib

Jib: *Tries to catch him as fast as he can before he reaches the door, which isn't very fast*

11:50

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Ok can someone explain WHY JIB SPROUTED MANDIBLES-

11:50

INVADER VEX

Vex: *shakes his head and shoots his whole gun's ammo at Iso*

11:50

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:That wasnt Jib! He's over there! *Points to the burrito*

  • Iso screeches, the gun shots hit him, blasting a few chunks of crystal everywhere*

11:50

Invader Jib

Jib: *Shakes head yes*

11:50

Long Time

Vok *Casually floats away while lounging (totallynotadelayedtiredresponse)*

11:51

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Iso crawls out of the base, out of view*

11:51

INVADER VEX

Vex: *drops his gun sight and looks at Iso crawling away*

11:51

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk: Vex..what was that..?

11:51

Long Time

Vok:*

11:51

MysteriousTriangleguy

Draxx:*Eating popcorn in the corner*

11:51

INVADER VEX

Vex: I.... I don't know... How this is possible..

11:51

Long Time

Mario: More importantly, why was that guy buddy-buddy with Vok!?

Mario: And why was it disguised as.. Jib..

11:51

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Jib sees his computer panel broken, and the files stolen*

11:52

INVADER VEX

Vex: .... He cannot escape this planet

Vex: We need to kill that thing

11:52

Invader Jib

Jib: ...

Jib: Ohhhhhh no...

11:52

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:What..?

Lurk:What is it Jib..?

11:52

Invader Jib

Jib: NO NO NO NO

11:52

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • A loud explosion is heard from outside*

11:53

Invader Jib

Jib: *Looks through the computers, trying to see how much data was stolen-which is quite a bit*

11:53

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:What? What is it?

11:53

Invader Jib

Jib: ...

Jib: He took CONFIDENTIAL data from the systems.

11:54

Long Time

Hatbot: That's boring.

11:54

Cravitus

(rip jib's goat milk files

11:54

Long Time

Hatbot: Boo.

11:54

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:*Runs outside*

11:54

INVADER VEX

Vex: He'll know... with that data he'll know... how to get out. How to kill us

11:54

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:GUYS...

11:54

Long Time

Hatbot: Also, why the heck did you make out with Terrz!?

11:54

INVADER VEX

Vex: *runs out next to lurk*

11:54

Invader Jib

Jib: I DIDN'T DO THAT

11:54

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:WAS VEX'S SHIP A SMOKING PILE OF RUBBLE WHEN YOU GOT HERE-

11:54

Long Time

Hatbot: Yeah. I recorded it too.

11:55

INVADER VEX

Vex: ....

11:55

Invader Jib

Jib: Wait a minute...HOW COME EVERYONE CAN SUDDENLY UNDERSTAND ME

11:55

Long Time

Hatbot: I'm gonna post it online! Or something.

(oh i forgot

11:55

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Jibs ship is seen, hovering above Vex's destroyed pod*

11:55

Long Time

(jib gibberish

11:55

MysteriousTriangleguy

( wait no

( jib burrito ness is wearing off

11:55

INVADER VEX

Vex: Why would he destroy the ship.... Doesn't he need to escape...? *puts his hand on his head*

11:55

Long Time

(ohh

11:55

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:..Not if he has one of Jib's ships. *points*

11:56

INVADER VEX

Vex: *looks up and sees the other ship*

11:56

Invader Jib

Jib: Oh geez

11:56

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Jib's burrito form begins to sprout beady looking eyes, its limbs begin to turn green*

Darrz:Ewww

Draxx:Can I eat you-

11:56

Invader Jib

Jib: NO

11:56

INVADER VEX

Vex: ... *pulls a scope off of his belt and attaches it to his gun, and puts a barrel extension on it*

11:57

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Jib's ship fires lasers at the group*

Lurk:LOOK OUT!

11:57

Invader Jib

Jib: *Crawls away*

11:57

Long Time

(i'm getting rlly tired

11:57

INVADER VEX

Vex: *aims at the ship, still hovering there, and shoots a bolt through the windshield*

11:57

Long Time

(can we pause

11:57

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Dirt flies,the lasers barely miss*

11:57

INVADER VEX

  • bolts of plasma knock vex to the ground*

Vex: Augh! *grabs his gun and backpedals behind cover*

11:58

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The ship flies upward*

11:58

INVADER VEX

Vex: Well.... He won't make orbit with a hole in his ship... I hope...

11:58

Invader Jib

(wait guys mario wants to pause-

11:58

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Do shapeshifters need air?

Darrz:We're screwed.




9:47

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk: We can just track the ship that...whatever that thing was stole..right?

Lurk:RIGHT?!

9:47

Invader Jib

mini patchy died

noooo

9:47

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz: I dunno

9:47

INVADER VEX

Vex: yeah, easily

Vex: jib, that's your ship... Let me see if my ship's systems still work, and I can use your license number to find it

9:48

Invader Jib

Jib: Yeah please do

Jib: I don't want that freak running around as me for one more second

9:49

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Anyone even know WHAT THAT THING WAS-

9:49

INVADER VEX

Vex: *approaches his broken Flash Runner and crawls into the deformed cockpit* Yep... Uh huh... Ok... *burp* No.

9:49

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:It looked like my old neighbor, Joe.

9:49

Cravitus

  • Herm shrugged, and Ader ate what little remained of Jib's fridge.*

9:50

INVADER VEX

Vex: jib, what's your ship's operating number?

9:50

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz: JOE IS DEAD THOUGH. HA

9:50

Temporal Umbra

(welp

(with nothing to do at all

9:50

Invader Jib

Jib: Operating number..right...

9:50

Temporal Umbra

(i shall leave

9:50

Invader Jib

Jib: *shuffles through his pockets*

9:50

Cravitus

(k, goodbye

9:50

Invader Jib

Jib: *Finds an old receipt with the numbers "44567"

9:50

Temporal Umbra

(might as well take a nap or something

9:50

Lil Peridot

Mario: I still don't understand why Vok was so.... so buddy-buddy with that thing.

9:50

Temporal Umbra

(adios

9:50

Invader Jib

Jib: 44567

9:50

Lil Peridot

(bye dep

9:50

INVADER VEX

Vex: ......Ok. I know exactly where your ship is, down to the meter. Unfortunately, we still happen to be stuck on this planet.

9:50

Lil Peridot

(derp*

Temporal Umbra has left the chat. 

9:50

Invader Jib

Jib: Right..

9:51

INVADER VEX

Vex: Let me see if I can fix my ship. It's got one seat in it, so.... I guess you guys can chill here while I get a bigger ship.

9:51

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:What? Doesnt jib have any spare ships or something?!

9:52

Invader Jib

Jib: Not any functional ones.

9:52

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:I KNOW! WE'LL USE THE LSD!

9:52

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: WHAT'RE YOU, CRAZY!? Jib's too much of a nerd to own multiple cool ships.

9:52

Invader Jib

Jib: Yeah, because I wanna go on a 4 hour drug trip

9:52

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:*Takes out a remote and presses it, creating a red portal emitting screams*

9:52

INVADER VEX

Vex: *steps into his ship* Well, I'm still gonna fix my ship while you sort that out. It costs more than everything you've ever owned

9:52

Lil Peridot

Mario: The LSD? Yeah, no. I'm not using that thing.

9:53

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk: Watch out for the blood rain, it makes bad stains.

  • A spiked tentacle comes out of the portal*

Lurk:BLEH, FINE

9:53

Invader Jib

Jib: AGH *Shoots it rapidly*

9:53

Lil Peridot

Mario: After that horrifying experience of being almost trapped inside it for eternity with Kiz, I'd rather not.

Hatbot: Yeah! That place is LAME.

9:53

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk closes the portal, the tentacle gets cut in half*

9:53

INVADER VEX

  • a huge flash of indigo energy bursts to life inside of Vex's ship, and the components of the ship split apart, suspended in air, before flying together again*

9:53

Invader Jib

Jib: You were almos trapped for an eternity with Kiz

Jib: What in the world were you doing with him-

9:54

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:...Is that normal Vex

Darrz: DEY WERE DOIN THE KISSU JOOB

9:54

Cravitus

(what wasn't he doing with him-

9:54

INVADER VEX

Vex: AhahahAHHAahhh... *burp* ....* steps out the ship and falls over.*

9:54

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:OH MY BLEEP BLOOP

Lurk: VEX IS A VAMPIRE

9:54

INVADER VEX

  • vex's head and hands are smoking with indigo light*

9:54

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk: I KNEW IT

9:54

Lil Peridot

Mario: Wh-wha ... out of people, I wouldn't expect you Jib to- Hatbot: I DON'T GET IT

9:55

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:GUYS VEX IS A TELKENTIC VAMPIRE

Lurk: ALL ALONG

9:55

INVADER VEX

Vex: whew.... Give me a second here.... *sits up on his ship's ramp, clearly exhausted from such an energy drain*

9:55

Invader Jib

Jib: Um

Jib: So what do we do now

9:55

Lil Peridot

Mario: Did someone say vampire?

Hatbot: No.

9:55

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk: DIDNT YOU GUYS SEE WHAT VEX JUST DID

9:55

Cravitus

  • Herm shrugged, walking outside with Ader riding upon his head.*

Ader: "Me see no thing. Eat foods."

9:56

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk: *Grabs Vex's arm, taking out a sharp pointy device* I will need blood samples-

9:56

Invader Jib

Jib: Wait a minute

9:56

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz: Arent vampires supposd to be sparkly?

9:56

Invader Jib

Jib: Ader you left the secret chocolate stash alone right

Jib: RIGHT?!

Jib: Oh geez this is bad-

9:57

Cravitus

  • Ader paused, and stared at a chocolate bar he'd been munching.*

Ader: "Wat sekrit?"

9:57

Invader Jib

Jib: ...

Jib: Nevermind...

9:58

INVADER VEX

Vex: *panting* whew... Lurk... Don't be so ignorant.... *stands up* You were there when I die at the portal. Now.... Jib, I'll dash back to my station and grab the plague runner. Keep tracking your ship.

  • died

9:58

Cravitus

  • Ader coughed, and a chunk of fridge flew out of his mouth and bounced off of Jib's head*

9:58

Invader Jib

Jib: Alright then.

9:58

INVADER VEX

Vex: *brushes Lurk away and gets into the Plague runner*

9:58

MysteriousTriangleguy

Draxx: *gnaws on Jibs nubby limbs*

9:59

INVADER VEX

  • flash runner

9:59

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk: Wait what..did the portal do something to you..?

9:59

Invader Jib

Jib: *Looks at a tablet thingy displaying iso's location*

9:59

Cravitus

(rip jib's fridge, aten by ader

9:59

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Also VAMPIOLOGY IS A LEGITMATE SCIENCE

9:59

INVADER VEX

Vex: *shakes his head and flies away*

9:59

Cravitus

(*eaten

(krev's intelligence is going down the longer he is without xcom

9:59

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:...Well that was weird

Lurk:So no body saw Vex use those spooky powers?

10:00

INVADER VEX

  • In the sky above, a tiny blue portal opens in the sky, and the Flash Runner dives into it

10:00

Invader Jib

Jib: I saw it and chose to ignore it

10:00

Lil Peridot

Mario: Vex? Powers? You're kidding, right? Those most that guy would have.. would be science-ish stuff.

10:00

Invader Jib

Jib: Wait is that guy heading to Terrz's place-I HATE MY LIFE SO MUCH

10:01

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:*Grumbles, putting his blood sampling device in his pocket*

10:01

Cravitus

Ader: "Why food-thing sad? Food gud."

10:01

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: Isn't Terrz Jib's daughter or somethin'?

10:01

Invader Jib

Jib: NO

10:01

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:NO

10:01

Cravitus

  • Ader rolled off of Herm and sat on burritojib*
  • Herm shrugged.*

10:01

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:Terrz is secretly JIBS CRUSH

10:01

Invader Jib

Jib: I have no affiliation with Terrz

10:01

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz: TerrzxJib is my otp

10:01

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: WHAT. I'VE BEEN LIVING MY ROBOTIC LIFE AS LIE, THIS WHOLE TIME.

10:01

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz: YOU CANT DENY YOUR LOVE, JIB-

10:01

Invader Jib

Jib: BELIEVE NO RUMORS

10:02

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: I EVEN BOUGHT MOTHER-SON THEMED TEA SETS FOR YOU AND TERRZ!

Hatbot: *frowns*

10:02

INVADER VEX

  • Overhead, the massive Plague Runner bursts into the atmosphere, and drops down to hover meters away from the surface. Through a loudspeaker, Vex tells everyone to get in, and a hatch deploys a ramp leading into the hangar*

10:02

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:That sure was fast.

Darrz:*GASP*

10:02

Invader Jib

Jib: Oh thank Irk

Jib: *Runs to the ship*

10:03

INVADER VEX

Vex: Of course it was fast. We're facing INTERDIMENSIONAL crisis, after all

10:03

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz: THE REAL PLAUGE RUNNER! THE REA-I GET TO FLY IN VEX'S PLAUGES RUNNER

10:03

Cravitus

  • Ader surfs Jib into the ship, and Herm shrugged, following.*

10:03

Lil Peridot

Mario: *Walks calmly, sighing*

10:03

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:...Inter...dimensional crisis..?

Darrz:WAIT! GUYS HOLD ON, I NEEEEEED TO TAKE A SELFIE

10:03

Invader Jib

Jib: Yeah. The usual.

10:03

INVADER VEX

Vex: I'm sure He'll brag about it when we get there...

10:04

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Darrz takes out a camera, and poses in front of Vex's plauge runner*

10:04

Lil Peridot

Mario: Darrz... why...

10:04

INVADER VEX

Vex: Alright, everyone in. Hurry up

10:04

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Draxx enters the picture, making a horrible face for absolutely no reason, the camera flashes*

Darrz:OKI DOKIE

10:04

Invader Jib

Jib: *jumps in the ship*

10:04

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Darrz runs into the ship, Draxx rolls up the ramp*

Lurk: *Walks into the ship* Wait..interdimensional crisis? Is there something you arent tell us Vex?

telling us*

10:05

INVADER VEX

Vex: .... I'll explain it later. *The plague runner flies out of the atmosphere and into orbit of the planet* *Vex hands Jib a navigational pad with the stolen ship pinpointed on it*

10:06

Invader Jib

Jib: I thought that thing just really gave off that vibe to be honest..

10:06

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:*looks at the pad*

Lurk:..jib you smell like salsa

10:06

INVADER VEX

Vex: One moment. Jib, tell the pilot where to go. *Vex Points to the control room

10:06

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz: Maybe it just wanted a friend

10:06

Lil Peridot

Mario: An interdimensio-- you're serious, right? "I'll explain it later" -- you can't just explain it now, seriously?

10:06

MysteriousTriangleguy

Draxx:OR OUR SOULS

10:06

INVADER VEX

  • Vex disappears into another room*

10:06

Invader Jib

Jib: *Heads to the control room*

10:06

Lil Peridot

Mario: That sounds like something rather important to know-- *sighs*.

10:07

Invader Jib

Jib: We don't exactly have a surplus of time right now.

10:07

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:I'm more worried about what kind of thing would consider VOK a FRIEND.

10:07

Lil Peridot

Mario: Same...

Mario: Vok's NEVER been so friendly towards someone.

Hatbot: He doesn't even treat HERM like that, and everyone loves Herm!

10:08

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • On jibs pad, the ship seems to be heading into an uncharted sector*

10:08

Cravitus

  • Herm shrugged.*

10:08

Invader Jib

Jib: ohhhhh

Jib: oh boy

10:08

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: Even I do. Nobody can escape the everlasting touch by a blob's angelic shrug. *tearing up*... so... beautiful..

10:08

INVADER VEX

  • Vex shows up in the control room with the others, donning the IKELOS grey and orange armor* Ok... Let's put this demon back for good. Pilot, full thrusters. If we can catch them in deep space, we can end this for good

10:09

Cravitus

  • Ader continues to surf on Jib's head.*

10:09

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Wh-...DEMON?

10:09

Invader Jib

Jib: Can you please remove yourself from my head?

10:09

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:OH GOD, IS IT THAT THING FROM THAT MOVIE WHERE THIS GIRL GETS POSSESSED BY A DEMON COW GHOST?!

Draxx: But you havent seen that movie

10:10

Lil Peridot

Mariko: D-Demon!? Vok AND a demon together? That's NOT good.

Mario**

10:10

INVADER VEX

Vex: Hm? Ok yeah... I'm not sure, but I have a hunch that this... Jib clone... Is actually a multidimensional being who, for some reason, decided to let me live again after my death at that portal. And

10:10

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk: What the heck is a DEMON DOING STEALING JIBS SHIP

10:10

Lil Peridot

(mariko wh

10:10

MysteriousTriangleguy

( mako mario fusion

10:10

Lil Peridot

(no-

10:10

MysteriousTriangleguy

( bril

10:10

INVADER VEX

  • and... Yeah, he might want to destroy the universe... Maybe...

10:10

Invader Jib

(0/10 ship

10:11

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:..D-DESTROY THE UNIVERSE?!

Lurk:WHAT?!

10:11

ButterflyMask

(no

10:11

Lil Peridot

(no jib, fusion

10:11

INVADER VEX

Vex: *nods solemnly*




10:11

Invader Jib

(0/10 fusion

10:11

Lil Peridot

(you'll be stuck with me as your waifu

10:11

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk: MULTIDIMENSIONAL DEMON? WHA HUH

Lurk: RFDYHBFYHBJRTYHJTHJHGB

Lurk: *Panics, looking for his LSD remote*

10:12

Lil Peridot

Mario: Destroy the universe, yeaaaaah... I'm not shocked.

10:12

Cravitus

Ader: "Demony demons no gud."

10:12

INVADER VEX

Vex: Well he's not very powerful outside his own dimension... So it's not a big deal. Yet.

10:12

Invader Jib

Jib: Yeah, everything wants to do that nowadays.

10:12

Lil Peridot

Mario: Every bad guy wants to do the same thing, destroy this, destroy that, destroy the world, yadda yadda ya.

Mario: Let's just get rid of him before he poses a greater threat to other then just us.

10:13

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Meanwhile back on EARTH-415, a bird flies over, picking up Lurk's forgotten LSD remote*

Lurk:MARIO

Lurk:DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

10:13

Lil Peridot

Mario: Uhh... no-

10:13

INVADER VEX

Vex: Agreed. We're closing in on him. I can see his ship. Pilot, open fire when you're in range.

10:14

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:This is no simple THREAT, Mario, I've been through thousands of dimensions, and I've NEVER seen or heard of anything like..whatever that THING was

10:14

INVADER VEX

Vex: And, uh.... Mario? I hope you don't mind if We kill your father in a dogfight on which the fate of the very universe may rest

10:14

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk: Sounds good to me-

10:14

Invader Jib

Jib: Two birds with one stone?

10:14

Lil Peridot

Mario: Soooo what? We've faced flipping giant abominations on the verge of destroying irken life as-

Mario: WHAT!?

Mario: Of cOURSE I MIND.

10:15

INVADER VEX

Vex: *shrugs* ok... I can't imagine why

10:15

Invader Jib

Jib: If it makes you feel better, you probably don't have any of his DNA left.

Jib: So...

10:15

Lil Peridot

Mario: Can't you just like... critically injure him.

10:15

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Suddenly, a wave of energy emits from jibs ship, causing the Plauge Runner's system to glitch*

systems*

10:15

Lil Peridot

Mario: What kind of question IS that? You don't just go "I hope you don't mind if we kill your father" to someone

Mario: ... Seriously.

10:16

Cravitus

Ader: "...Why screen go flickery?"

10:16

INVADER VEX

Vex: Woah! What the hell--- *runs over to a display panel. It reads all systems dead*

10:16

Invader Jib

Jib: Well we could put it in a nicer way, but there's no time and that'd just be unnecassary.

10:16

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • A screen flickers, showing what seems to be a deformed jib for a few seconds*
  • A voice emits from the screen*

10:17

Lil Peridot

Mario: ...

10:17

INVADER VEX

Vex: Ok, this is bad. Our weapons are offline---

Vex: .... You...

10:17

MysteriousTriangleguy

"I H O P E Y O U E N J O Y O U R G A M E?"

!*

10:17

Invader Jib

Jib: Oh no no no no

10:17

Lil Peridot

Mario: I'm just saying, if Vok dies I'm gonna be beyond angry.

10:17

Invader Jib

Jib: You'll get over it.

10:17

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Quick! Where is Jib's ship headed?!

10:18

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: SOMEBODY FETCH THAT DEMONIC FORCE A NEW SPACEBAR! I mean geez, that spacing is just broken!

Mario: Shut up, Jib.

10:18

Invader Jib

Jib: *Looks at the tablet*

Jib: Ummm

10:18

INVADER VEX

Vex: ... *looks out a window, and sees Jib's ship heading for a small glowing asteroid, adrift in interstellar space*

Vex: ... Where is he going? There's nothing out here but that... Asteroid? Whatever he's up to... We need to get down there quickly

10:19

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz: Theres probably some kind of abandoned irken base there. CALLED IT

10:19

INVADER VEX

Vex: I don't think so... We're in uncharted space

10:19

Invader Jib

Jib: I'm guessing it's not really much of an asteroid

10:20

INVADER VEX

Vex: Probably not...

10:20

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The asteroid begins to flicker and distort*

Darrz: THATS NO MOON

Lurk:...but its not a moon-

10:21

Cravitus

Ader: "Spacerock doing weird spacerock thing!"

10:21

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: THAT ASTEROID ISN'T HEALTHY. Somebody give it a hug or something!

10:21

MysteriousTriangleguy

Draxx:*Stares into Jibs soul*

10:21

Invader Jib

Jib: UMMMM-

10:21

MysteriousTriangleguy

Draxx: i hear screams

10:21

INVADER VEX

Vex: what the hell? I... I need to get the ship going again, but it'll take all my energy. You guys will have to fight Him alone, once we get down there. Take whatever you need from my arsenal, but... Make sure you stop Him. Kill him no matter what.

10:21

MysteriousTriangleguy

draxx: EVERY NIGHT-

10:22

Invader Jib

  • Draxx sees an empty gray field full of nothingness in jib's soul*

10:22

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk: AND WE CAN KILL VOK TOO, RIGHT-

10:22

Lil Peridot

Mario: Yeah, and DON'T kill Vok, guys.

Mario: --

Mario: Shut up.

10:22

MysteriousTriangleguy

Draxx:Euughh. Bad taste. *Pushes Jib away*

10:22

Invader Jib

Jib: They keep those Irken prisons pretty vacant, so it'll be fine.

Jib: No worries Mario.

10:22

INVADER VEX

Vex: Don't kill Vok... Unless you really have to- or... Yeah

10:22

Lil Peridot

Mario: No, seriously. Do that and I'll probably never talk to you again.

10:23

INVADER VEX

Vex: Ok. Get to the arsenal and then get to a boarding ramp. I'll try to get the ship going

10:23

Invader Jib

Jib: ...*Shrugs*

10:23

Lil Peridot

Mario: I mean it when I say to not kill my Dad.

10:23

Invader Jib

Jib: Yeah yeah we get it

10:23

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The asteroid decloaks, revealing a mechanical planetoid covered in white metal plates*

Temporal Umbra has joined the chat. 

10:23

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Uh..how do we even land on that thing

10:23

Lil Peridot

Mario: Obviously not, because you keep suggesting the same thing over and over, Jib. *Glaring*

10:23

Cravitus

Ader: "Oooh! Robot rock thingy!"

10:24

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz: We have to frogblast the vent core, DUH

  • Draxx comes back into the room, holding a huge gun*

10:24

Invader Jib

Jib: I meant that more in the sense that I get what you want, not that I'm fully persuaded.

10:24

INVADER VEX

  • indigo energy pulses through the ship, bursting lightbulbs and kicking the engines into overdrive. Purple arcs of electricity fly for wall to wall as the ship screams towards the planetoid*

10:24

MysteriousTriangleguy

Draxx: I GOTS LOTS OF SPLODIN TO DO. HAUH HAUH

10:24

INVADER VEX

  • from wall to wall

10:24

Lil Peridot

Mario: ...

Mario: I don't care, Jib.

Temporal Umbra has left the chat. 

10:25

Cravitus

  • Ader holds a a ham-bone aggressively!*

10:25

Lil Peridot

Mario: Seriously.

10:25

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:...WhAT tHE HECK WAS THAT-

10:25

Lil Peridot

Mario: Can it.

Hatbot: SPOOKY STUFF IS HAPPENING

10:25

Invader Jib

Jib: *Tumbles*

10:25

Lil Peridot

Mario: EHY-- *losing his stance*

10:26

Invader Jib

Jib: WEVE GOT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DEAL WITH THAN DOMESTIC ISSUES

10:26

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk runs to the asernal room, grabbing a bunch of weapons*

10:26

Invader Jib

Jib: *Crawls towards one of the computers*

Jib: OH THIS IS BAD

10:26

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk chucks a fusion pistol at Jibs head*

Lurk:You get a little gun because I still hate you.

10:26

Invader Jib

Jib: Gee, thanks.

Jib: *Holds the gun*

10:27

Cravitus

  • Ader continues to ride on Jib's head.*

10:27

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The weird planet thingy comes up on a screen*

10:28

INVADER VEX

  • all of the Vex Industries weapons glow brightly with fourth dimensional fluid. The ship pulls up alongside the planetoid, it's landing gears screeching against its odd white surface *

10:28

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Suddenly what appears to be gigantic robotic arms burst out of the surface, and emit a bright light on the ship*

10:29

Lil Peridot

Mario: *About to grab a weapon*

10:29

Invader Jib

Jib: Alright, I'm pretty sure only or two of us will die here, so...no worries.

10:29

INVADER VEX

  • the landing ramps extend and the front airlock doors open. From the control room, Vex can be heard panting. Out of the airlock, the huge arms sweep past*

10:29

Invader Jib

  • one or two

10:29

Cravitus

Ader: "Spacerock NOT HAPPY! SPACEROCK NOT HAPPY!"

10:29

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: Waaaait, Mayo, don't you still have that staff that Kiz... or Zik... or whatever, I dunno, gave you? Just use that, man.

10:29

Cravitus

  • Ader grows hysterical and points at the arms outside*

10:29

Lil Peridot

Mario: -- Wait! I'm such an IDIOT. Uhg, I completely forgot!

10:30

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Strange distorted babbling comes from the arms, the ship seems to somehow seep through the white metal ground*
  • An energy field appears, surrounding the ship*

10:31

Invader Jib

Jib: Well...this isn

typo

10:31

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The ship is revealed to be on a giant platform, lowering into a large metallic pit*

10:31

Invader Jib

Jib: Well...this isn't how I thought I'd die.

Jib: Always thought it'd be some kinda explosion.

Lil Peridot has left the chat. 

10:32

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:..What..it let us in?

( rip moorio

( pause

Lil Peridot has joined the chat. 

10:32

MysteriousTriangleguy

( oh w8

  • The robotic arms retract into a wall, and smaller ones come out, grabbing hold of jibs face*

10:33

Invader Jib

Jib: UM COULD YOU NOT

Jib: *Struggles to escape the arm*

10:34

Cravitus

  • Ader begins screeching and jabbing the arms with his ham-shank, still riding on Jib's head*

10:35

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The arm scans Jib, a red holographic box pops up, displaying weird symbols on it*
  • The arm lets go of jib, and retracts*

10:35

Invader Jib

Jib: ...Huh?

10:36

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • A bridge forms from the platform, heading into some kind of corridor

10:36

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: He's scanning for nerds! Everybody, sacrifice Jib quickly!

10:36

Cravitus

Ader: "Victory! Ader win!"

10:36

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk: I think whatever this place is knows who Jib is

10:36

Invader Jib

Jib: Um

Jib: I feel like this is SERIOUSLY A TRAP-

10:37

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk: SO WHOEVER BUILT THIS PLACE MUSTVE BEEN A NERD-

10:37

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: NEEEERD

10:37

Invader Jib

Jib: But since I no longer fear death I guess we might as well keep going.

10:37

Cravitus

Ader: "Nerd-creature-where?!"

10:37

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: *Reaches out for a high-five to Lurk, but just ends up falling*

10:37

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:*points to jib*

  • A long deep pit is seen under the bridge*

Lurk:WAIT

Lurk:WE NEED HERM

10:38

Lil Peridot

Mario: *places Hatbot back on*

10:38

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:No one can kill herm! He'll protect us

10:38

Cravitus

  • Herm shrugs, suddenly behind Lurk*

10:38

Invader Jib

Jib: *Moves a foot towards the bridge very slowly*

(herm uses gaps confirmed)

10:38

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Darrz runs across the bridge, it creaks*

10:39

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: Herm! Save us!

10:39

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Huh..this place looks pretty old..

10:39

Invader Jib

Jib: *Casually walks across the bridge*

10:39

Lil Peridot

Mario: *following*

10:39

Cravitus

  • Herm shrugged.*

10:40

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk follows, along with Draxx and Darrz*
  • Lurk walks down the corridor, holding his gun*

10:40

Cravitus

  • Herm waits until everyone else is across, and begins to walk over himself.*

10:41

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Strange noises emit from beyond the corridor*

10:41

INVADER VEX

  • behind the group, Vex slowly follows, out of sight of the others. He's far too exhausted to catch up*

10:41

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:GASP

Darrz:*Runs over to vex, picking him up with abnormal strength*

10:42

INVADER VEX

Vex: .... Thanks

10:43

Invader Jib

Jib: Alright, we're still alive...That's a good sign.

10:43

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Guys, are we still tracking his ship?

10:43

Cravitus

  • Herm shrugged.*

10:44

Invader Jib

Jib: Those energy waves kinda uh...broke the signle.

10:44

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • A door at the end of the corridor opens, a dimly lit hallway with tons of passageways*

Lurk:...Great



Lurk:And THIS PLACE IS HUGE! WONDERFUL!

10:45

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: I say we split up!

Hatbot: Because it ALWAYS WORKS IN EVERY SITUATION INVOLVING A LARGE AREA.

Hatbot: YEP.

10:45

Cravitus

Ader: "Ye, is gud."

10:45

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:BUT THATS HOW THEY DIE IN MOVIES

10:46

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: Not in Noir movies!

10:46

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:I'm going with Herm.

10:46

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: So your opinion sucks.

10:46

Invader Jib

Jib: I Think it's a lot easier to die alone than it is to die in-wait why am I trying to reason with you people

10:46

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Uh..Mario..you come with me, along with Ader

10:46

Lil Peridot

Mario: Jib's not coming with us?

Mario: Good.

10:46

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk: Vex and jib you can go with Hatbot..or something

10:46

Lil Peridot

Mario: Let's get goin', then.

Hatbot: Wait, REALLY? Why do I get the nerds!

10:47

Cravitus

  • Ader growled, and climbed off of his comfortable seat on Jib's head.*

10:47

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:WAIT NO TAKE DRAXX AND HATBOT. YEAH

10:47

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: Nooooo *rolling away* oooooooooooooo

10:47

Invader Jib

Jib: Hey now I don't like you either.

10:47

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk chucks Hatbot and Draxx at Jib*

10:47

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: ooooo- ooohhh. oh. ohhh. ohhh. o. h.

10:47

Cravitus

  • Ader crawled back onto Jib's head.*

10:47

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:DOODY DOO DOO DO

10:47

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: *plops down on Jib's head*

Hatbot: IT STINKS UP HERE. SEND HELP, PLEASE.

Hatbot: Like... goat milk..? You're a weirdo, pal.

10:48

Invader Jib

Jib: IT DOES NOT SMELL LIKE THAT

10:48

Cravitus

  • Ader got back off of Jib's head, confused, and resolved to ride on Herm's head again.*

10:48

Invader Jib

Jib: AND I DO NOT HAVE IT SHIPPED TO MY BASE

10:48

Cravitus

Ader: "We go now, ye?"

10:48

INVADER VEX

Vex: *cough* uh...*is slumped limp against a wall* this station is moon-sized. You won't find them.... By stumbling around aimlessly... Let's find another approach to this situation

10:48

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk walks into a passageway, holding his gun defensively*

10:48

Invader Jib

Jib: BELIEVE NO RUMORS

10:48

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:TOO LATE

10:48

Lil Peridot

Mario: *following Lurk*

Hatbot: Jib, your face is a rumor.

10:49

Invader Jib

Jib: Right...

10:49

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: Sad? I know. It's devastating.

10:49

Invader Jib

Jib: *Tries re-entering the serial code into the tablet*

10:49

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Darrz follows Lurk and Mario*

10:49

INVADER VEX

Vex: *groans and slumps over more* Sounds like a bad plan to me...

10:49

Cravitus

  • Herm follows Lurk, and Ader acts like a Tank Commander atop his head*

10:49

Invader Jib

Jib: Yeah this thing isn't working

10:49

Cravitus

Ader: "We go faster, and me hit with boney meatthing, ye?"

  • Herm shrugged.*

10:50

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:*Walks down a corridor,whistling*

10:50

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: YOUR FINGERS ARE TOO WEAK TO INPUT THE CODES! Gimmie it, Nerdo.

10:50

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Say..Mario

10:50

INVADER VEX

Vex: *slowly drags himself over to an old touchscreen computer interface on a wall, and turns it on. It boots up and displays a screen of alien words*

10:50

Invader Jib

Jib: Do you even have fingers?

10:50

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:I've always wondered

10:50

Invader Jib

Jib: They're more like clamps..or something

10:50

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: S-Shut up!

10:50

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:..You have a father right

10:50

INVADER VEX

Vex: Oh wait, I don't... Have any idea... What this says

10:50

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: They're more muscular than you, scrub.

10:50

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:..Wheres your mother?

10:50

Cravitus

  • Herm suddenly produced an oversized rocket-launcher looking device, and handed it to ader*

10:50

Lil Peridot

Mario: ... ?

10:51

Cravitus

Ader: "OOoooh, is gud! Ye."

10:51

Invader Jib

Jib: Anyway, I'm getting a faint single...It looks like he's parked already.

10:51

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:..You have a Mom right? Unless uh your species doesnt work that way-

10:51

Lil Peridot

Mario: My, my... Mother... *sudden confused stare*... I, Uh...

Mario: I don't... know?

10:51

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Suddenly the signal on Jibs device dissappears, going dead*

10:52

Lil Peridot

Mario: I can't remember much about my Mother..

10:52

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:..You dont know?

Lurk:Weird..

10:52

Cravitus

(brb

10:52

Invader Jib

(brb real quick, continue without me)

10:52

Lil Peridot

Mario: Maybe Vok knows... I'm not sure.

10:52

Cravitus

(same

10:52

MysteriousTriangleguy

( was just about to reveal spooks

10:52

INVADER VEX

vex: Ok guys... There's no... Data... On this computer. None at all. It's all being drawn to the core of the ship...

10:52

MysteriousTriangleguy

( would require herm

10:52

INVADER VEX

(So pause?

10:52

MysteriousTriangleguy

(ye

10:53

Lil Peridot

Mario: Now that I think about it... I'd like to meet her! Maybe she'd be nice, hav... having a relative that cares... that'd be nice..

10:53

MysteriousTriangleguy

(well eh

( maybe continue with lurk and mario a bit

Lurk:What if shes like Vok-

Invader Jib has left the chat. 

10:53

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk tripped, falling down a few stairs*

Invader Jib has joined the chat. 

10:53

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:GAUGH-

10:53

Invader Jib

(back

10:54

Lil Peridot

Mario: Well there had to be SOME sorta love with them, right? That's why I exist...

10:54

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:..Why would an advanced alien civilization still use stairs..

10:54

Lil Peridot

Mario: !! Are you okay Lurk?

10:54

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:I'm fine.

Lurk:Well Mario..maybe it wasnt real love at all..

Lurk:Vok is a monster

10:55

Lil Peridot

Mario: Yeah, but remember? He wasn't always bad.

10:55

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Especially considering hes friends with..interdimensional maniacs.

10:55

Invader Jib

Jib: *Knocks on the tablet for a bit, and gets an advertisement for blaargian pizza*

10:55

Lil Peridot

Mario: He used to be really caring, the person I cared about.. most.

10:55

MysteriousTriangleguy

"ENJOY THE SWEET TASTE OF BLAARGH PIZZA AT BLARGH HUT, YOU WONT GIVE A BLARGH THAT IT TASTES LIKE POOP."

10:55

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: ORDER THE PIZZA!

Hatbot: DO IT!

10:55

Cravitus

  • Ader toys with his new weapon for a bit, and Herm continues to march behind Lurk and Mario*

(finally beat homeworld

10:56

Invader Jib

Jib: ARGH

10:56

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: I bet the purple guy LOVES pizza! We could all be best friends!

10:56

Cravitus

(yeee, filthy taiidan

10:56

Invader Jib

Jib: THIS THING IS USELESS

10:56

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk walks downward into a slanted corridor*

10:56

Invader Jib

Jib: I would smash it angrily if it wasn't vex's thing

10:56

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk trips over a wire, sliding down*

Lurk:FGGANJUGHLBLIHJ

10:56

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: *pokes jib's robot eye* This thing is weeeeird.

10:56

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk hits the ground, dust flying*

10:57

Cravitus

Ader: "Noisy porcupine fall over, hah."

10:57

Lil Peridot

Mario: Again!? Are you okay, Lurk?

Mario: You gotta be careful man.

10:57

INVADER VEX

Vex: .... I need to go back to the ship. I'll meet you when you find them... There.. Might be a problem

10:57

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk gets up, wiping the dust off his face, some of it gets on Mario*

10:57

Invader Jib

Jib Oh uh...okay

10:57

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Gurgh..this place is a maze-

10:57

Cravitus

Ader: "Dusty irk-meats."

10:57

INVADER VEX

Vex: *walks away in the direction of the plague runner*

10:57

Cravitus

Ader: "No gud food."

10:57

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk looks forward, seeing a giant hole in the wall*

10:58

Lil Peridot

Mario: *Wipes some of the dust off* Euhhh..

10:58

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:....h-huh..

  • Broken wires hang from the hole*

10:58

Cravitus

Ader: "Oooh, holey hole."

10:58

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Suddenly a tentacle grabs Herm in the backround, pulling him into a large vent*

10:58

Cravitus

  • Ader yelps, and falls off of Herm's head, clattering to the ground*

10:58

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • A loud creak is heard from inside the hole*
  • Lurk jumps into the hole, holding his gun*

Lurk:FREEZE

  • Lurk turns on a light in his gun*

10:59

Cravitus

Ader: "SQUISHY MONSTER THINGY! EAT FRIEND! NOOOO!"

10:59

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:*looks around*

10:59

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: Man, could you be any boring-er-ish-y? I mean sheesh man, get a grip for entertainment!

10:59

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:QUIET ADER! I'm trying to concentrate

10:59

Cravitus

  • Ader panics, and trips into Mario*

10:59

Invader Jib

Jib: I would if boring-er was a word, yes.

11:00

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • An energy signature pops up on Jibs tablet, near Mario and the others*

11:00

Lil Peridot

Mario: Woah, calm down fella... *looking at Ader*

11:00

Cravitus

  • Ader hefts his launcher, and aims it nervously back down the corridor*

11:00

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: Shut up Nerd! Only NEEERDS correct the superior.

11:00

Invader Jib

Jib: Uh..looks like splitting up might've been abad idea

11:00

Cravitus

Ader: "Monster gonna eat us! Ate friend!"

11:00

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk looks over, seeing a pale herm in the corner*

Lurk:HUH

Lurk:Geeze herm dont scare me like that

11:00

Cravitus

Ader: "Friend was big, friendy friend!"

11:00

Invader Jib

Jib: Welp...nothing I can do about it now. *Continues walking*

11:01

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Herm stares with white, souless eyes*

11:01

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: *Poking Jib's face*

11:01

Invader Jib

Jib: Can you not

11:01

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: *More arms come out, poking Jib*

11:01

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:..Uh..herm..you ok..?

11:01

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: *Poking gets gradually faster*

11:01

MysteriousTriangleguy

Herm:....*Nods*

11:01

Invader Jib

Jib: STOP THAT

11:01

Cravitus

  • Ader begins to babble incomprehensibly in a panic, swinging his weapon and claws around frantically*

11:01

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:....wait a minute

Lurk:HERM NEVER NODS

11:02

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: I LOVE YOUR FACE. IT MUST BE POKED TO PERFECTION

Hatbot: *rapid poking continues*

11:02

MysteriousTriangleguy

Isoherm: *Laughs demonically, his face splits into 4 jaws*

11:02

Invader Jib

Jib: I think it's fine without he poking

11:02

MysteriousTriangleguy

Isoherm: *High pitched wail*

11:02

Lil Peridot

Mario: It's a fake. HERM CAN'T LAUGH!

11:02

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:ENUGH

11:02

Lil Peridot

Mario: Kill it! KILL IT!

11:02

Cravitus

  • Ader screeches, and whips around, firing the herm-launcher-thing at the monster!*

11:02

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:*Fires his gun at the Herm fake, it screeches*

11:03

Lil Peridot

Mario: *Pulling out the staff Kiz gave him, shooting at the fake Herm*

11:03

Cravitus

  • A missile flies out... And misses the fake.*

Ader: "EEEEEEEEEE-"

11:03

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The Herm duplicate sprouts what seems to be the legs of a tyrannosaurus rex, along with deformed clawed arms*

IsoHerm: *Roars*

11:04

Cravitus

  • Ader struggles to figure out how to load his weapon with his claws.*

11:04

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:HEY! YOU CANT USE THAT SOUND EFFECT ITS COPYRIGHT-

11:04

Cravitus

Ader: "Why me have BIG... MEATY... CLAWS?!"

11:04

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The Iso herm snaps its jaws at Ader, Lurk pushes him out of the way*

Lurk:DIEEEEEEE

Lurk:*Fires his weapon at the iso herm*

11:05

Cravitus

  • Ader's launcher goes flying, and his ammo spills onto the ground*

11:05

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The Iso herm hisses and hits Lurk and Ader*

Lurk:GAUGH *Flies into a nearby wall*

11:06

Cravitus

  • Ader goes flying back down the corridor, and hits a wall hat-first with a clank.*

11:06

Lil Peridot

Mario: *The staff switches from a staff into a sword* *Runs towards IsoHerm*

11:06

Invader Jib

Jib: On second thought, maybe we should go after them. Menami and that tall guy would never let me hear the end of it if they died

11:06

Lil Peridot

Mario: *Slashing at the pair of tyrannosaurus rex he grew*

11:06

INVADER VEX

  • from down the hall screams a POX.13 rocket. It crashes into IsoHerm and explodes, sending a piece of molten lead ripping through its body*

11:06

Lil Peridot

Mario: Take that you... uh.. dinosaur??

11:07

INVADER VEX

  • Vex is slumped against a wall holding a huge rocket launcher

11:07

Lil Peridot

rex legs*

Hatbot: What tall guy? ME?

Hatbot: That's flattering Jib, but save the flirting for later.

11:07

Invader Jib

Jib: No.

11:07

Cravitus

  • Ader got back to his feet*

Ader: "Scary science man! You no dead!"

11:08

INVADER VEX

Vex: Whew.... *walks over to the group. He seems to be doing a little better than before*

11:08

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The Isoherm screams, falling over*

11:08

Invader Jib

Jib: *Jumps out from a hall way* OKAY I'M HERE-

Jib: oh

Jib: uh

Jib: Good job?

11:09

Cravitus

  • The unspent rockets from Ader and Herm's weapon lay near the Isoherm, just waiting to cook off and detonate...*

11:09

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Suddenly a long neck sprouts from the mangled Iso Herm, with a jib head on its end*

Jib head: *Makes an otherworldly screech*

Lurk:KILL IT

11:09

Invader Jib

Jib: OH SWEET NONEXISTENT MOTHER OF IRK *shoots it rapidly*

11:09

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: Yaaaaay

11:09

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The jib head screeches, chunks of flesh flying off it*

11:10

Cravitus

  • Ader screeches, and hides behind Mario and his hat*

11:10

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The monster sprouts spider-esque legs and crawls onto the ceiling*

11:10

INVADER VEX

Vex: um. I... Uh... I found out where the imposter jib probably is. There... There's a central terminal in the core of the planet. I think he's trying to get all of the planet's data

11:11

Invader Jib

Jib: Right, we'll head there when we're done with...whatever this is

11:11

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The monster shapeshifts into what appears to be a green snake thing with one giant orange irken eye, 4 crab legs, and antennae*

Snake thing: HAHAHA! I CANT BELIEVE YOU SUCKERS DIDNT EVEN NOTICE!

11:11

INVADER VEX

Vex: or.... Maybe we could follow that thing...

11:11

Invader Jib

Jib: oohhhh right

11:11

Cravitus

Ader: "EVIL! EVIL SPIDERMONKEY!"

  • Ader tossed his Ham-Bone at it's eye.*

11:12

Lil Peridot

(i think i'm done with rping for the night (getting way too tired

11:12

Invader Jib

Jib: And that voice sounds very famillar-OH HEY WAIT A MINUTE

11:12

MysteriousTriangleguy

Snake thing: Vex, I thought you were smart. Dont you recognize my beautiful voice?

11:12

Invader Jib

(oh ok

11:12

MysteriousTriangleguy

( NOOOOOOOOOOO-eh

11:12

Cravitus

(recording

11:12

INVADER VEX

Vex: *loads another rocket* oh yes, don't worry... I certainly do. And that's why I'm here





Lurk:And THIS PLACE IS HUGE! WONDERFUL!

10:45

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: I say we split up!

Hatbot: Because it ALWAYS WORKS IN EVERY SITUATION INVOLVING A LARGE AREA.

Hatbot: YEP.

10:45

Cravitus

Ader: "Ye, is gud."

10:45

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:BUT THATS HOW THEY DIE IN MOVIES

10:46

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: Not in Noir movies!

10:46

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:I'm going with Herm.

10:46

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: So your opinion sucks.

10:46

Invader Jib

Jib: I Think it's a lot easier to die alone than it is to die in-wait why am I trying to reason with you people

10:46

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Uh..Mario..you come with me, along with Ader

10:46

Lil Peridot

Mario: Jib's not coming with us?

Mario: Good.

10:46

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk: Vex and jib you can go with Hatbot..or something

10:46

Lil Peridot

Mario: Let's get goin', then.

Hatbot: Wait, REALLY? Why do I get the nerds!

10:47

Cravitus

  • Ader growled, and climbed off of his comfortable seat on Jib's head.*

10:47

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:WAIT NO TAKE DRAXX AND HATBOT. YEAH

10:47

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: Nooooo *rolling away* oooooooooooooo

10:47

Invader Jib

Jib: Hey now I don't like you either.

10:47

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk chucks Hatbot and Draxx at Jib*

10:47

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: ooooo- ooohhh. oh. ohhh. ohhh. o. h.

10:47

Cravitus

  • Ader crawled back onto Jib's head.*

10:47

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:DOODY DOO DOO DO

10:47

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: *plops down on Jib's head*

Hatbot: IT STINKS UP HERE. SEND HELP, PLEASE.

Hatbot: Like... goat milk..? You're a weirdo, pal.

10:48

Invader Jib

Jib: IT DOES NOT SMELL LIKE THAT

10:48

Cravitus

  • Ader got back off of Jib's head, confused, and resolved to ride on Herm's head again.*

10:48

Invader Jib

Jib: AND I DO NOT HAVE IT SHIPPED TO MY BASE

10:48

Cravitus

Ader: "We go now, ye?"

10:48

INVADER VEX

Vex: *cough* uh...*is slumped limp against a wall* this station is moon-sized. You won't find them.... By stumbling around aimlessly... Let's find another approach to this situation

10:48

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk walks into a passageway, holding his gun defensively*

10:48

Invader Jib

Jib: BELIEVE NO RUMORS

10:48

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:TOO LATE

10:48

Lil Peridot

Mario: *following Lurk*

Hatbot: Jib, your face is a rumor.

10:49

Invader Jib

Jib: Right...

10:49

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: Sad? I know. It's devastating.

10:49

Invader Jib

Jib: *Tries re-entering the serial code into the tablet*

10:49

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Darrz follows Lurk and Mario*

10:49

INVADER VEX

Vex: *groans and slumps over more* Sounds like a bad plan to me...

10:49

Cravitus

  • Herm follows Lurk, and Ader acts like a Tank Commander atop his head*

10:49

Invader Jib

Jib: Yeah this thing isn't working

10:49

Cravitus

Ader: "We go faster, and me hit with boney meatthing, ye?"

  • Herm shrugged.*

10:50

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:*Walks down a corridor,whistling*

10:50

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: YOUR FINGERS ARE TOO WEAK TO INPUT THE CODES! Gimmie it, Nerdo.

10:50

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Say..Mario

10:50

INVADER VEX

Vex: *slowly drags himself over to an old touchscreen computer interface on a wall, and turns it on. It boots up and displays a screen of alien words*

10:50

Invader Jib

Jib: Do you even have fingers?

10:50

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:I've always wondered

10:50

Invader Jib

Jib: They're more like clamps..or something

10:50

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: S-Shut up!

10:50

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:..You have a father right

10:50

INVADER VEX

Vex: Oh wait, I don't... Have any idea... What this says

10:50

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: They're more muscular than you, scrub.

10:50

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:..Wheres your mother?

10:50

Cravitus

  • Herm suddenly produced an oversized rocket-launcher looking device, and handed it to ader*

10:50

Lil Peridot

Mario: ... ?

10:51

Cravitus

Ader: "OOoooh, is gud! Ye."

10:51

Invader Jib

Jib: Anyway, I'm getting a faint single...It looks like he's parked already.

10:51

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:..You have a Mom right? Unless uh your species doesnt work that way-

10:51

Lil Peridot

Mario: My, my... Mother... *sudden confused stare*... I, Uh...

Mario: I don't... know?

10:51

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Suddenly the signal on Jibs device dissappears, going dead*

10:52

Lil Peridot

Mario: I can't remember much about my Mother..

10:52

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:..You dont know?

Lurk:Weird..

10:52

Cravitus

(brb

10:52

Invader Jib

(brb real quick, continue without me)

10:52

Lil Peridot

Mario: Maybe Vok knows... I'm not sure.

10:52

Cravitus

(same

10:52

MysteriousTriangleguy

( was just about to reveal spooks

10:52

INVADER VEX

vex: Ok guys... There's no... Data... On this computer. None at all. It's all being drawn to the core of the ship...

10:52

MysteriousTriangleguy

( would require herm

10:52

INVADER VEX

(So pause?

10:52

MysteriousTriangleguy

(ye

10:53

Lil Peridot

Mario: Now that I think about it... I'd like to meet her! Maybe she'd be nice, hav... having a relative that cares... that'd be nice..

10:53

MysteriousTriangleguy

(well eh

( maybe continue with lurk and mario a bit

Lurk:What if shes like Vok-

Invader Jib has left the chat. 

10:53

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk tripped, falling down a few stairs*

Invader Jib has joined the chat. 

10:53

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:GAUGH-

10:53

Invader Jib

(back

10:54

Lil Peridot

Mario: Well there had to be SOME sorta love with them, right? That's why I exist...

10:54

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:..Why would an advanced alien civilization still use stairs..

10:54

Lil Peridot

Mario: !! Are you okay Lurk?

10:54

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:I'm fine.

Lurk:Well Mario..maybe it wasnt real love at all..

Lurk:Vok is a monster

10:55

Lil Peridot

Mario: Yeah, but remember? He wasn't always bad.

10:55

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Especially considering hes friends with..interdimensional maniacs.

10:55

Invader Jib

Jib: *Knocks on the tablet for a bit, and gets an advertisement for blaargian pizza*

10:55

Lil Peridot

Mario: He used to be really caring, the person I cared about.. most.

10:55

MysteriousTriangleguy

"ENJOY THE SWEET TASTE OF BLAARGH PIZZA AT BLARGH HUT, YOU WONT GIVE A BLARGH THAT IT TASTES LIKE POOP."

10:55

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: ORDER THE PIZZA!

Hatbot: DO IT!

10:55

Cravitus

  • Ader toys with his new weapon for a bit, and Herm continues to march behind Lurk and Mario*

(finally beat homeworld

10:56

Invader Jib

Jib: ARGH

10:56

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: I bet the purple guy LOVES pizza! We could all be best friends!

10:56

Cravitus

(yeee, filthy taiidan

10:56

Invader Jib

Jib: THIS THING IS USELESS

10:56

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk walks downward into a slanted corridor*

10:56

Invader Jib

Jib: I would smash it angrily if it wasn't vex's thing

10:56

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk trips over a wire, sliding down*

Lurk:FGGANJUGHLBLIHJ

10:56

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: *pokes jib's robot eye* This thing is weeeeird.

10:56

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk hits the ground, dust flying*

10:57

Cravitus

Ader: "Noisy porcupine fall over, hah."

10:57

Lil Peridot

Mario: Again!? Are you okay, Lurk?

Mario: You gotta be careful man.

10:57

INVADER VEX

Vex: .... I need to go back to the ship. I'll meet you when you find them... There.. Might be a problem

10:57

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk gets up, wiping the dust off his face, some of it gets on Mario*

10:57

Invader Jib

Jib Oh uh...okay

10:57

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Gurgh..this place is a maze-

10:57

Cravitus

Ader: "Dusty irk-meats."

10:57

INVADER VEX

Vex: *walks away in the direction of the plague runner*

10:57

Cravitus

Ader: "No gud food."

10:57

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk looks forward, seeing a giant hole in the wall*

10:58

Lil Peridot

Mario: *Wipes some of the dust off* Euhhh..

10:58

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:....h-huh..

  • Broken wires hang from the hole*

10:58

Cravitus

Ader: "Oooh, holey hole."

10:58

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Suddenly a tentacle grabs Herm in the backround, pulling him into a large vent*

10:58

Cravitus

  • Ader yelps, and falls off of Herm's head, clattering to the ground*

10:58

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • A loud creak is heard from inside the hole*
  • Lurk jumps into the hole, holding his gun*

Lurk:FREEZE

  • Lurk turns on a light in his gun*

10:59

Cravitus

Ader: "SQUISHY MONSTER THINGY! EAT FRIEND! NOOOO!"

10:59

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:*looks around*

10:59

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: Man, could you be any boring-er-ish-y? I mean sheesh man, get a grip for entertainment!

10:59

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:QUIET ADER! I'm trying to concentrate

10:59

Cravitus

  • Ader panics, and trips into Mario*

10:59

Invader Jib

Jib: I would if boring-er was a word, yes.

11:00

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • An energy signature pops up on Jibs tablet, near Mario and the others*

11:00

Lil Peridot

Mario: Woah, calm down fella... *looking at Ader*

11:00

Cravitus

  • Ader hefts his launcher, and aims it nervously back down the corridor*

11:00

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: Shut up Nerd! Only NEEERDS correct the superior.

11:00

Invader Jib

Jib: Uh..looks like splitting up might've been abad idea

11:00

Cravitus

Ader: "Monster gonna eat us! Ate friend!"

11:00

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk looks over, seeing a pale herm in the corner*

Lurk:HUH

Lurk:Geeze herm dont scare me like that

11:00

Cravitus

Ader: "Friend was big, friendy friend!"

11:00

Invader Jib

Jib: Welp...nothing I can do about it now. *Continues walking*

11:01

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Herm stares with white, souless eyes*

11:01

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: *Poking Jib's face*

11:01

Invader Jib

Jib: Can you not

11:01

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: *More arms come out, poking Jib*

11:01

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:..Uh..herm..you ok..?

11:01

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: *Poking gets gradually faster*

11:01

MysteriousTriangleguy

Herm:....*Nods*

11:01

Invader Jib

Jib: STOP THAT

11:01

Cravitus

  • Ader begins to babble incomprehensibly in a panic, swinging his weapon and claws around frantically*

11:01

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:....wait a minute

Lurk:HERM NEVER NODS

11:02

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: I LOVE YOUR FACE. IT MUST BE POKED TO PERFECTION

Hatbot: *rapid poking continues*

11:02

MysteriousTriangleguy

Isoherm: *Laughs demonically, his face splits into 4 jaws*

11:02

Invader Jib

Jib: I think it's fine without he poking

11:02

MysteriousTriangleguy

Isoherm: *High pitched wail*

11:02

Lil Peridot

Mario: It's a fake. HERM CAN'T LAUGH!

11:02

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:ENUGH

11:02

Lil Peridot

Mario: Kill it! KILL IT!

11:02

Cravitus

  • Ader screeches, and whips around, firing the herm-launcher-thing at the monster!*

11:02

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:*Fires his gun at the Herm fake, it screeches*

11:03

Lil Peridot

Mario: *Pulling out the staff Kiz gave him, shooting at the fake Herm*

11:03

Cravitus

  • A missile flies out... And misses the fake.*

Ader: "EEEEEEEEEE-"

11:03

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The Herm duplicate sprouts what seems to be the legs of a tyrannosaurus rex, along with deformed clawed arms*

IsoHerm: *Roars*

11:04

Cravitus

  • Ader struggles to figure out how to load his weapon with his claws.*

11:04

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:HEY! YOU CANT USE THAT SOUND EFFECT ITS COPYRIGHT-

11:04

Cravitus

Ader: "Why me have BIG... MEATY... CLAWS?!"

11:04

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The Iso herm snaps its jaws at Ader, Lurk pushes him out of the way*

Lurk:DIEEEEEEE

Lurk:*Fires his weapon at the iso herm*

11:05

Cravitus

  • Ader's launcher goes flying, and his ammo spills onto the ground*

11:05

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The Iso herm hisses and hits Lurk and Ader*

Lurk:GAUGH *Flies into a nearby wall*

11:06

Cravitus

  • Ader goes flying back down the corridor, and hits a wall hat-first with a clank.*

11:06

Lil Peridot

Mario: *The staff switches from a staff into a sword* *Runs towards IsoHerm*

11:06

Invader Jib

Jib: On second thought, maybe we should go after them. Menami and that tall guy would never let me hear the end of it if they died

11:06

Lil Peridot

Mario: *Slashing at the pair of tyrannosaurus rex he grew*

11:06

INVADER VEX

  • from down the hall screams a POX.13 rocket. It crashes into IsoHerm and explodes, sending a piece of molten lead ripping through its body*

11:06

Lil Peridot

Mario: Take that you... uh.. dinosaur??

11:07

INVADER VEX

  • Vex is slumped against a wall holding a huge rocket launcher

11:07

Lil Peridot

rex legs*

Hatbot: What tall guy? ME?

Hatbot: That's flattering Jib, but save the flirting for later.

11:07

Invader Jib

Jib: No.

11:07

Cravitus

  • Ader got back to his feet*

Ader: "Scary science man! You no dead!"

11:08

INVADER VEX

Vex: Whew.... *walks over to the group. He seems to be doing a little better than before*

11:08

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The Isoherm screams, falling over*

11:08

Invader Jib

Jib: *Jumps out from a hall way* OKAY I'M HERE-

Jib: oh

Jib: uh

Jib: Good job?

11:09

Cravitus

  • The unspent rockets from Ader and Herm's weapon lay near the Isoherm, just waiting to cook off and detonate...*

11:09

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Suddenly a long neck sprouts from the mangled Iso Herm, with a jib head on its end*

Jib head: *Makes an otherworldly screech*

Lurk:KILL IT

11:09

Invader Jib

Jib: OH SWEET NONEXISTENT MOTHER OF IRK *shoots it rapidly*

11:09

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: Yaaaaay

11:09

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The jib head screeches, chunks of flesh flying off it*

11:10

Cravitus

  • Ader screeches, and hides behind Mario and his hat*

11:10

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The monster sprouts spider-esque legs and crawls onto the ceiling*

11:10

INVADER VEX

Vex: um. I... Uh... I found out where the imposter jib probably is. There... There's a central terminal in the core of the planet. I think he's trying to get all of the planet's data

11:11

Invader Jib

Jib: Right, we'll head there when we're done with...whatever this is

11:11

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The monster shapeshifts into what appears to be a green snake thing with one giant orange irken eye, 4 crab legs, and antennae*

Snake thing: HAHAHA! I CANT BELIEVE YOU SUCKERS DIDNT EVEN NOTICE!

11:11

INVADER VEX

Vex: or.... Maybe we could follow that thing...

11:11

Invader Jib

Jib: oohhhh right

11:11

Cravitus

Ader: "EVIL! EVIL SPIDERMONKEY!"

  • Ader tossed his Ham-Bone at it's eye.*

11:12

Lil Peridot

(i think i'm done with rping for the night (getting way too tired

11:12

Invader Jib

Jib: And that voice sounds very famillar-OH HEY WAIT A MINUTE

11:12

MysteriousTriangleguy

Snake thing: Vex, I thought you were smart. Dont you recognize my beautiful voice?

11:12

Invader Jib

(oh ok

11:12

MysteriousTriangleguy

( NOOOOOOOOOOO-eh

11:12

Cravitus

(recording

11:12

INVADER VEX

Vex: *loads another rocket* oh yes, don't worry... I certainly do. And that's why I'm here



9:06

Cravitus

(Krev is prepared to handle recording

9:07

MysteriousTriangleguy

( rddy

9:07

Cravitus

(proceed

Ader: "EEEEEEEVIL SPIDERMONKEY! EEEEE-"

  • Ader began to hurl more foodstuffs and garbage at the spider-Jib-snake.*

9:08

MysteriousTriangleguy

Spider Thing: AUGH

9:08

INVADER VEX

Vex: *Pulls the trigger on the rocket launcher, and a shell shrieks towards the abomination, hitting it square in the face*

9:08

Cravitus

  • Suddenly, Ader ran out of garbage, his pockets empty.*

Ader: "...?"

9:08

MysteriousTriangleguy

Spider Thing: *Screeches, having its face blown off, smoke and shrapnel fly*

9:08

Invader Jib

Jib: Ummm

9:08

Cravitus

  • Ader cheered triumphantly.*

9:08

INVADER VEX

Vex: *drops the rocket launcher on the ground. It lands with a crash. Vex pulls his rifle from his back and trains its reticle on the burnt spider thing*

9:09

Invader Jib

Jib: I think we won?

9:09

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The spider thing morphs into a horrible deformed version of jib, with a broken jaw*

9:09

INVADER VEX

Vex: I swear to Irk if two rockets didn't put that thing down for good...

9:09

Cravitus

  • Ader stopped cheering.*

Ader: "This no gud."

9:09

MysteriousTriangleguy

Monkey Jib: SCREEEEEEEEE *Leaps at Vex, clawing at him*

9:09

Invader Jib

Jib: ARRRGH *fires at the monkey jib rapidly*

9:09

Cravitus

Ader: "SCARY MONSTER!"

  • Ader shoved Vex to the side, and dove away himself*

9:09

INVADER VEX

Vex: *swings his rifle around, catching the monkey Jib's stomach with the bayonet and sending goop splattering to the ground*

9:09

MysteriousTriangleguy

Monkey Jib: DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M GOING TO BE BEATEN BY A BUNCH OF MORTALS?

9:10

Lil Peridot

Mario: Euhg! This thing is gross-

9:10

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The monkey jib scratches Vex's face, laughing*

9:10

Cravitus

  • Ader began an uncontrolled tumble past the monkey-jib, screeching in panic*

9:10

INVADER VEX

Vex: *lowers his rifle to the ground, snaps his finger, and the Monkey Jib ceases to exist. Vex falls to the ground*

9:10

Invader Jib

Jib: ooh..it's immortal..

Jib: Well y'know, I think the grave store is still open-

Jib: Huh

9:11

Cravitus

  • Ader bumped into Herm's spent launcher, and came out of his roll, clutching it like a lifeline.*

Ader: "Friend-gun! You help Ader not be food!"

  • Ader tried to lift it, and it broke.*

Ader: "...This no gud."

9:11

MysteriousTriangleguy

( w8 how did

9:11

Lil Peridot

(brb

9:11

MysteriousTriangleguy

( vex erase him

( from existence-

9:12

Cravitus

(pause, mario brb

9:12

Invader Jib

(op

9:12

INVADER VEX

(I'll explain in PM if you want, lurk

9:12

Invader Jib

(tbh for some reason

9:12

MysteriousTriangleguy

( that was the real iso though-

9:12

Invader Jib

(i thought it was some kind of conspiracy between iso and vex

(and iso pretended to die

9:12

Cravitus

(there goes three seasons of planning-

9:13

Invader Jib

(lol

(iso is dead

(its over guys

(this was actually the series finale

9:13

MysteriousTriangleguy

( bril

9:13

Cravitus

(gg

9:14

MysteriousTriangleguy

( next vok will trip on a stick and explode randomly

9:14

INVADER VEX

(wait. Lurk, read PM

9:19

MysteriousTriangleguy

( ok uh

( forget erased from

existance thing

9:20

INVADER VEX

(wait lurk- that's still viable for plot....

9:21

Cravitus

(yeah i'm gonna go back to listening to jc denton while you guys figure this out

9:21

MysteriousTriangleguy

( thats the real iso vex

( if spoodr iso was erased iso is dead

9:22

Cravitus

(meanwhile

(hey jib krev found 20+ minutes of undertale cover thing

( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KgPiCTia7A

9:23

Invader Jib

ohh

9:23

MysteriousTriangleguy

( that and

( iso form is already unstablee

( iso cannot handle a decoy form

9:24

INVADER VEX

(discuss in PM... I'll try to explain why it works out ok

9:25

Invader Jib

this is great @krev

9:25

Cravitus

(ye, is gud

(arghhhh leg cramp

9:29

INVADER VEX

(Ok we figured it out

(so let's change that Vex bit and start from there

Vex: *lowers his rifle to the ground, snaps his finger, and the IsoJib turns into a pile of writhing flesh. Vex turns around* We need to run.

9:30

MysteriousTriangleguy

( wait

( is mayo still brb

9:31

Cravitus

(jar, does life still torment your mayonnaise contents

9:31

INVADER VEX

(Hm. Brb for a second. won't take long

9:32

Cravitus

(welp i went through that entire undertale video in the time it took to settle that

9:32

INVADER VEX

(ok, back

9:33

Invader Jib

Jib: Uh-oh *quickly heads in the other direction*

9:33

Cravitus

  • Ader bumped into Herm's spent launcher, and came out of his roll, clutching it like a lifeline.* Ader: "Friend-gun! You help Ader not be food!" *Ader tried to lift it, and it broke.* Ader: "...This no gud."

9:33

MysteriousTriangleguy

( what about moorio-

9:33

Cravitus

(and yeah that

9:34

Lil Peridot

(alright back (was taking shower

9:34

MysteriousTriangleguy

( yey

( now we must continue

( iso was turnd into meatball

( etc

Lurk:...Vex how did you do that-

9:34

Lil Peridot

(oh, also, happy birthday kreb

9:34

Cravitus

  • Ader turned to the meatball, and eyed it for a moment, somewhat hungry*

(Danke

Ader: "Food?"

9:35

Invader Jib

(oh i had no idea

9:35

MysteriousTriangleguy

Meatball: WHAT THE HECK-

9:35

Invader Jib

(happy birthday krev

9:35

Cravitus

Ader: "FOOD TALKING! EEEE-"

9:35

INVADER VEX

Vex: *looks at lurk and quickly looks away* Run. Now.

9:35

MysteriousTriangleguy

Meatball: *Blinks single eye, staring at Ader*

Meatball:NO NO NO

9:35

Lil Peridot

Mario: Wait, run?

9:35

INVADER VEX

(Oh, happy birthday Krev. das kool

9:35

Invader Jib

Jib: YES RUN

9:35

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: NO DUH, HE SAID RUN.

9:35

Cravitus

  • Ader tossed the broken weapon at the eyeball, and picked up the unspent rockets at his feet, sprinting past everyone*

9:35

MysteriousTriangleguy

Meatball: *Sprouts crystal legs and crawls, running*

9:35

Cravitus

Ader: "FOOD TALK! TALK FOOD NO GUD!"

Ader: "EEEEEEEEEEEE-"

9:35

INVADER VEX

Vex: *takes off towards an ancient light rail train

9:36

Lil Peridot

Mario: EuhhhhHHH-- *starts running*

9:36

Cravitus

  • Ader tripped over, stumbling back up, and following Vex*

(*started following

9:36

Invader Jib

(the undertale metal thing is surprisingly badass alongside the rp

9:36

INVADER VEX

Vex: HURRY! *jumps into the train's cockpit and turns it on. After so many years, it still fires up*

(Agreed @Jib

9:36

MysteriousTriangleguy

Meatball:GET AWAY FROM ME *Sprouts another crystal leg, and fires it like a projectile near Ader*

9:37

Invader Jib

Jib: *Jumps into the train as well*

9:37

Cravitus

(Hey Mario, jib talking about this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KgPiCTia7A

Ader: "SCREEEE-"

9:37

Invader Jib

Jib: So this thing still works right?

9:37

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk,Draxx,and Darrz jump into the train*

Lurk:IF IT DOESNT WE'RE DEA

9:37

Lil Peridot

(cool

9:37

MysteriousTriangleguy

DEAD*

9:37

Cravitus

  • Ader turned and smacked a rocket, sending it at the meatball; it blew up at it's... Meatball-foot-thing, however.*

9:37

Lil Peridot

Mario: *jumps*

9:37

Cravitus

Ader: "FOOD TRY TO EAT ADER! IS NO GUD!"

9:37

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Crystal shards fly everywhere from the rocket*

9:37

Cravitus

Ader: "YOU NO COOK FOOD ENOUGH!"

Ader: "WHO CHEF?!"

ADER: "ME COMPLAIN!"

Ader: "REFUND-"

9:38

INVADER VEX

Vex: Crab! Get in here NOW! *pulls a lever on the train. Its breaks disengage*

9:38

Cravitus

  • Ader fell over, and smacked his head on the floor of the train*

9:38

INVADER VEX

Vex: *pushes a button and the train rips down the track at breakneck speed*

9:38

Cravitus

(ader is dissatisfied with this dining location

(0/10 stars would not eat again

9:38

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The meatball screams in anger, and transforms into a purple spider thing with a minature version of Lurks head on its back, it crawls toward the train*

9:39

Invader Jib

Jib: ...I wish I could unsee that

9:39

Cravitus

  • Ader loads his pockets with the rockets he'd salvaged, getting back up.*

9:39

MysteriousTriangleguy

Iso Spider: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU MORTALS, I'M GONNA-

9:39

INVADER VEX

Vex: *takes his gun out and fires shots behind him at the meatball* Dammit! We need to go faster! *puts the train into overdrive*

9:39

Cravitus

  • Ader fell over again with a yelp, unprepared.*

9:39

MysteriousTriangleguy

Iso Spider: AUGH! *Stumbles, getting shot*

9:39

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: WOW! Guys, he's a total scrub! He can't even move faster than a train. That's lame.

Hatbot: Lame-o.

9:40

Invader Jib

Jib: I hope this thing can handle-AGH *falls over*

9:40

INVADER VEX

  • The light rail train's fuel tank begins to smoke, covering Iso in a black cloud*

9:40

Cravitus

Ader: "Me going to be sick-"

9:40

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The spider bursts out of the smoke, crawling on the ceiling*
  • The Iso spider screeches, and shoots the mini lurk head on its back at the train*

9:40

INVADER VEX

  • lead dust leaks from the train's overheated electromagnets and into the air, pelting Iso with chips of metal*

9:41

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The lurk head hits ader, and screeches as it hits the floor*

9:41

INVADER VEX

Vex: We won't make it much further... *fires into the roof of the train, hoping to catch Iso with a blast*

9:41

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:EEUUGH

Lurk:KILL IT

9:41

Cravitus

  • Ader rolls onto the head, crushing it under his hat*

Ader: "AAAAAAAAA-"

9:42

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The head squirms, but quickly melts into a liquid*

9:42

Lil Peridot

Mario: Ewwwwwwww....

9:42

Invader Jib

Jib: EVIL

9:42

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The train bumps a bit*

9:42

Cravitus

  • Ader jumped, and bounced off of the ceiling*

Ader: "AIEEEE-"

  • Ader landed on Lurk's head.*

9:42

INVADER VEX

Vex: *places a mine on one of the train's electromagnets* Everyone... The core is coming up. we don't have time to stop... So I'm blowing up the train. Get ready to jump.

9:42

Cravitus

Ader: "SPIKES NO GUD-"

  • Ader paused.*

9:43

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • A distorted robotic noise emits from the train, a red light appears underneath the floor where the former head is*

9:43

Lil Peridot

Mario: WHAT!?

9:43

Cravitus

Ader: "WHAT SCIENCEMAN SAY-"

9:43

Invader Jib

Jib: So when do we jump-

9:43

INVADER VEX

Vex: *arms the mine and runs to the back of the train* Everyone over here!

9:43

Cravitus

  • Ader tightens his grip on Lurk's head, and shields himself with his hat.*

9:43

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Security drones appear from the ceiling, detecting the destroyed iso head's remains*

9:43

Invader Jib

Jib: *Runs to the back of the train, narrowly avoiding death*

9:43

Lil Peridot

Mario: *running over to Vex*

9:43

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Darrz and Draxx follow, along with Lurk*

9:44

Invader Jib

(seriously why does undertale metal fit perfectly with this

9:44

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The Iso spider jumps at the train, roaring*

9:44

Cravitus

(because it does

Ader: "Scary spidermonkey coming closer!"

9:44

INVADER VEX

  • Vex hits the detonator, and the train's nose flies up into the air, knocking Iso into the roof of the channel. The back cars disengage and fall down into a huge dark chasm, with the characters inside*

9:44

Cravitus

Ader: *Unintelligible Krevtovian chittering of terror.*

9:45

Invader Jib

Jib: I should be more phased by this but that was before death seemed appealing

Jib: ....Okay even I find that disturbing

9:45

INVADER VEX

Vex: Ok, RUN! *runs to the broken joint of the train and jumps out into empty blackness*

9:45

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:*Follows Vex, paniced*

9:45

Invader Jib

Jib: AGH WHAT-*jumps as well*

9:45

Lil Peridot

Mario: EHH... THAT LOOKS REALLY DANGEROUS-

9:45

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:YAYYYY WE'RE GONNA DIE

9:46

Cravitus

  • Ader continues to hold onto Lurk's hair.*

9:46

Lil Peridot

Mario: *Jumps anyways, scared*

9:46

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Draxx follows, smiling at the thought of his demise*
  • Darrz jumps as well*

9:46

INVADER VEX

Vex: *rolls in the air and holds his hands towards the ground. All of the irkens and the krevtovian are held midair, mere inches from the ground. Vex closes his hands and they fall with a thud to the ground

9:46

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Ow.

9:46

INVADER VEX

Vex: *pants loudly on the ground, totally dazed from the energy required*

9:46

Invader Jib

Jib: Huh...

9:47

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:WAITAMINUTEVEXHOWDIDYOUDOTHAT-

9:47

Invader Jib

Jib: I really should be-OW

9:47

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: *Arms clamp around Mario's face* AHHHH! *Unintelligible screaming*

9:47

Cravitus

  • Ader rolls off of Lurk's head calmly, and sits patiently.*

9:47

Lil Peridot

Mario: Hatbot--

9:47

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:Aww we didnt die.

9:47

Lil Peridot

Mario: We're safe now... and I CAN'T SEE because of you, by the way.

9:47

INVADER VEX

  • The train cars crash through the floor only yards away from the group*

9:47

MysteriousTriangleguy

Draxx: *Unintelliable mummbling*

9:47

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- oh. *slowly moves his hands away*

9:47

Invader Jib

Jib: Uh vex, did that portal do something you didn't tell me about-

9:47

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:SERIOUSLY CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW VEX JUST DID THAT-

9:48

INVADER VEX

Vex: ehhhhhhhhhghhhhh.... *panting*

9:48

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk: Wait a second..uh..where are we?

9:48

Cravitus

Ader: "We fall down big hole."

9:48

INVADER VEX

Vex: Yeah, Jib.... Maybe just a little bit.... *groaning*

9:48

Lil Peridot

Mario: Is Vex magic like Zik or somethin'....?

9:48

Cravitus

Ader: "Spidermonkeything maybe still no ded."

9:48

Lil Peridot

Mario: ... cause that was weird.

9:48

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz: OOOH can vex summon an ave clone with abs-

9:49

Cravitus

Ader: "Wat-"

9:49

Lil Peridot

Mario: Abswhat-

9:49

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Vex, where are we..?

9:49

INVADER VEX

  • All of the sudden, a floodlight illuminates a huge circular room. In the middle of the room is a console with millions of lines of code running across holographic screens*

Vex: .... I have no idea...

9:49

Cravitus

Ader: "Ooohcomputerthingies."

9:49

Invader Jib

Jib: This...feels like a trap

9:49

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:COMPUTERS!...Thats good right?

9:49

Invader Jib

Jib: ...what else is new

9:49

Cravitus

  • Ader began to cautiously march over, holding his claws in front of him defensively.*

9:49

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: Guys! I bet we could stream illegal Noir from these things!

9:50

Cravitus

Ader: "Oooh, no tell Law-Skabb-Meat."

9:50

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: Jib, think about all the action, romance, and other generic attributes in movies! We gotta do it, man.

9:50

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk looks around, and suddenly spots Vok near a computer, strangely motionless and unnaturally stiff*

9:50

Cravitus

Ader: "Law-Skabb no happy, yell much."

9:50

Invader Jib

Jib: THIS ISN'T THE TIME FOR THAT

9:50

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:VOK!

9:50

Cravitus

  • Ader paused, looking at Vok for a moment.*

9:50

Lil Peridot

Mario: Wait, Vok...?

9:50

INVADER VEX

Vex: VOK! *trains his rifle sights on Vok*

9:50

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk runs over Vok, holding a gun*

9:50

INVADER VEX

Vex: Step away from the computer!

9:50

Lil Peridot

Mario: GUYS, don't hurt him!

9:50

Cravitus

  • Ader shrugged, and continued.*

9:51

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk: TAKE THIS YOU TRAITOR!

  • Lurk hits vok with the gun, it goes straight through him*

Lurk:What th...

9:51

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: Lurk is gonna do something dumb isn't he--

Hatbot: waitwat

Mario: ...? What...

9:51

Invader Jib

Jib: Welp, that ship has sailed.

9:51

INVADER VEX

Vex: What the -- *looks around, panicked*

9:51

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Vok glitches, revealing him to be a hologram*

9:51

Cravitus

  • Ader seems to be hunting for something around the computer consoles...*

9:51

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Clapping is heard nearby*

9:51

Cravitus

  • Ader fails to find food, and is disappointed.*

9:52

MysteriousTriangleguy

"WELL WELL WELL"

9:52

INVADER VEX

Vex: *stands up, sweeping the room with a rifle and one open hand*

9:52

MysteriousTriangleguy

( plot twist: its actually bill

9:52

INVADER VEX

Vex: Oh no....

9:52

MysteriousTriangleguy

( confirmd!11!

9:52

Invader Jib

(gaspp

9:52

Cravitus

  • Ader stares blankly.*

Ader: "...Food no here."

9:53

Invader Jib

Jib: Welp

9:53

Cravitus

Ader: "Me no rate place gud."

9:53

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: Wells? I'm not particularly thirsty.. wait.. I can't even drink water -- well... thingies.. forget it.

9:53

Invader Jib

Jib: Time to start writing my will

9:53

INVADER VEX

(*iso is suddenly a gold pyramid with a hat: WELL WELL WELL WELLWELLWELLWELL!

9:53

Invader Jib

Jib: *writes "burn everything screw everyone* on a notepad*

9:54

Cravitus

plex

(wrong chat for that one

  • Ader sat down, and began gnawing on another ham bone.*

9:56

Invader Jib

Jib: So uh...could we hurry out painful deaths up a bit

9:56

MysteriousTriangleguy

9:56

INVADER VEX

Vex: *quickly holds out a hand, sending a deadly yet extremely weakened blast of energy flowing towards Iso*

9:56

Lil Peridot

Mario: EUHHGGGG.. It's.... DISGUSTING! *gags*.. that's just... euhhh....

9:56

Invader Jib

Jib: ...OKAY I CHANGED MY MIND NO PAINFUL DEATH-

9:57

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: He looks like Jib.

9:57

Cravitus

  • Ader stared blankly at the creature for a moment.*

9:57

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: Kinda

Hatbot: I think.

9:57

MysteriousTriangleguy

Iso: *flicks the energy aside and extends his arm, then slams Vex into a wall on the other side of the room*

9:57

Invader Jib

Jib: NO HE DOES NOT

9:57

Cravitus

  • Ader woke up inside, and stood back up.*

9:57

INVADER VEX

Vex: Urgh! *rolls over on his side, dazed*

9:58

Lil Peridot

(wake me up inside

9:58

MysteriousTriangleguy

Iso:NOT SMART ENOUGH TESSERACT, DID YOU REALLY THINK I'D MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU KNOWING YOU COULD DEFEAT ME? Im disappointed in you!

9:58

Lil Peridot

(can't wake up

9:58

Cravitus

Ader: "Spider-monkey-monster is garbage pile monster now!"

9:58

Lil Peridot

(ader edition

9:58

Invader Jib

Jib: Deal with..

Jib: Vex what is he talking about

Lurk:Vexs name isnt tesseract DUH

Isosceles:Mocking me will get you closer to death pentatope!

Lurk:I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW IVE NEVER WENT TO A CHURCH IN MY LIFE!

9:58

Lil Peridot

Mario: Deal!?

9:58

Isosceles:Pushes lurk backward, sending him into a wall

Lurk:Gaugh

MysteriousTriangleguy

Iso:Too many questions will get you vaporized! 9:58

Cravitus

  • Ader began to try and hide behind the computers.*

9:58

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: You've gotta be PRETTY not-smart to make a deal with something like that!

Hatbot: I'm not even that dumb!

9:59

INVADER VEX

  • Vex is unconscious, yet alive, in the corner*

9:59

MysteriousTriangleguy

Iso:LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF, NAMES ISOSCELES! *Deep voice* AND YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

9:59

Invader Jib

Jib: Okay

Jib: uh

Jib: This is pretty bad

9:59

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Isosceles charges toward Jib, roaring*

9:59

Cravitus

Ader: "Me no like triangles-"

9:59

Invader Jib

Jib: WHA

9:59

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: CAN'T WE JUST BE DISTANT FRIENDS OR ACQUAINTANCES?

Hatbot: Please-

9:59

Invader Jib

Jib: *jumps out of the way*

10:00

Cravitus

  • Ader held up a rocket, and tried to aim hit carefully with his pincers.*

10:00

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:GRAH! *Fires his gun at Iso repeatedly*

10:00

Invader Jib

Jib: *rapidly tries to shoot iso, despite it being futile*

10:00

Cravitus

  • Ader smacked the rocket, and it flew straight...*
  • Straight past Iso, nearly into Jib's face, and into a wall.*

10:00

MysteriousTriangleguy

Iso:*Hisses, grabs Lurk with a giant hand and slams him into Jib*

10:00

Invader Jib

Jib: AGH MY ENTIRE BODY

10:01

Cravitus

Ader: "...This no gud."

Ader: "Is a bad."

10:01

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Draxx jumps onto Iso, chewing on him*

10:01

Cravitus

  • Ader hid behind the consoles.*

10:01

MysteriousTriangleguy

Iso:Oh how cute.

10:01

Lil Peridot

Mario: I -- uh.. I don't think anything melee would work on him..

10:01

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Iso grabs Draxx with a claw arm, and smashes him into the ground*

10:01

Invader Jib

Jib: Or anything for that matter?

10:02

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Iso kicks Darrz away with one of his spider legs, and laughs demonically*

Iso:*Drools* Now all thats left is the pathetic excuse for a son and the delicious crab man.

10:02

Invader Jib

Jib: *Rapidly attempts to turn on his communicator, but receives no signals*

10:03

Cravitus

Ader: "ADER NO FOOD!"

10:03

MysteriousTriangleguy

Iso:*Mouth expands* I'm going to enjoy eating you both.

10:03

Lil Peridot

Mario: ... pathetic?

10:03

Cravitus

Ader: "IS A BAD."

  • Ader peered out, and hit again.*

(*hid

10:03

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:JIB! SHOOT HIM! NOW!

10:03

Lil Peridot

Mario: You don't even know me, soooo..

10:03

Invader Jib

Jib: *Shoots iso rapidly*

Jib: I DON'T THINK IT'S DOING ANYTHING

10:04

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Iso opens his mouth, filled with sharp teeth, looking down at Mario and Ader*

10:04

Invader Jib

Jib: *Aims for the more fleshy green parts*

10:04

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: JIB! MAKE HIM FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR ABS. It's the only way.

10:04

Cravitus

  • Ader peered out again, and held one of the last of Herm's rockets he had.*

10:04

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Iso groans, the shots only do little damage*

Iso:*Charges toward jib, roaring*

10:04

Invader Jib

Jib: OH SWEET-

Jib: *attempts to move out of the way*

10:04

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk chucks his gun to Mario*

10:05

Cravitus

  • Ader smacked the rocket, sending it into Iso's side!*

10:05

Lil Peridot

Mario: What!? I can't shoot!

Mario: I'm the worst shot there is!

10:05

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Iso smashes into a wall, sending debris everywhere*

10:05

Cravitus

Ader: "Ye! Is gud."

10:05

Invader Jib

Jib: ALRIGHT, IF YOU SHOOT THE WRONG PERSON, JUST KNOW THEIR LIFE SUCKED ANYWAY

10:05

Cravitus

  • Ader began to fumble for his last rocket.*

10:05

Lil Peridot

Mario: I'd most likely kill more allies. That's NOT a good idea.

10:05

Invader Jib

Jib: *Runs away from that part of the wall and continues shooting iso*

10:05

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • A chunk of Iso blows off, revealing more crystal*

Lurk:JUST DO IT!

10:06

Cravitus

Ader: "SHOOT MONSTER, IRK-MEAT-MAYONNAISE!"

Ader: "SHOOT! SHOOOOOT!"

  • Ader struggled to find the last missile.*

10:06

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Iso grabs Jib and Lurk, and slams them into the ground, then chucks them at Mario*

10:06

Cravitus

Ader: "Eeeee! Where put?!"

10:06

Lil Peridot

Mario: EUHHH UHH-- *spraying around everywhere with the gun, hoping to hit*

10:06

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:AUGH AHH-

10:06

Invader Jib

Jib: THIS

10:06

Lil Peridot

Mario: AHG-

10:06

Invader Jib

Jib: THIS REALLY HURTS

10:06

Cravitus

  • The last missile rolls out from the shadows.*

Ader: "Oooh, is gud."

  • Ader reached over to pick up the missile.*

10:07

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Iso laughs, and shoots an eye laser at Mario,jib, and Lurk*

10:07

Invader Jib

Jib: AUGH MY FACE

10:07

Lil Peridot

Mario: *scrambling out of the way*

10:07

Invader Jib

Jib: *Allows the pistol to cool down, and then continues shooting iso*

10:08

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The laser makes an explosion, covering Lurk in burns*
  • Iso shoots a laser at Jibs gun, breaking it*

10:08

Cravitus

  • Ader picked up the missile... And dropped it, his claws struggling to grip it.*

10:08

Invader Jib

Jib: OH COME ON

10:08

Cravitus

Ader: "Nooo! Is a bad! Ader need! Fight monster!"

  • Ader tried again to pick it up, rushing and getting nervous*

10:09

Lil Peridot

Mario: Uhggg! I wish Kiz was here, he'd probably be able to take this thing down...

10:09

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Iso smacks Jib into a nearby wall*

10:09

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: JUST SLAP EM. OR SOMETHING. WHAT HURTS DEMON CRYSTALS?

10:09

Invader Jib

Jib: AGH

10:09

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:*Groans, on the floor covered in burns*

10:09

Cravitus

  • Ader failed to pick up the missile, and accidentally rolled it into the shadows*

10:10

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Iso walks over and smacks Mario away as well*

10:10

Lil Peridot

Mario: EHY--! *Falling over*

Mario: ... uhggg...

10:10

Cravitus

  • Ader glanced back nervously at the fight, and chased after the missile desperately.*

Ader: "Isabadisabadisabadisabadisabad-"

10:10

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: CRAB GUY! SLAP EM.

10:11

Cravitus

Ader: "NO, IS A BAD-"

10:11

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: C'MON, SLAP THE PURPLE CRYSTAL.

10:11

Invader Jib

Jib: OKAY THIS IS SERIOUS NOW, I ACTUALLY AM GOING TO DIE

10:11

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: I'm still pretty determined that a slap would solve this.

10:11

INVADER VEX

  • Vex starts to wake up, and rubs his head, his eyes struggling to focus amidst all the chaos*

10:11

Cravitus

  • Ader bumped into something, and stumbled back.*

Ader: "AIEEE-"

10:11

Invader Jib

Jib: WARN THE OTHER JIBS THAT THEIR EXISTENCE HAS NO PURPOSE SO IT HITS SOFTER

10:12

Cravitus

  • The something held up the missile, and held it out to Ader.*

Ader: "...Friend?"

10:12

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Iso walks over to Ader*

Iso: *Salivates, opening his mouth*

10:12

Cravitus

  • Ader quietly turned around.*

Ader: "...isabad."

10:13

MysteriousTriangleguy

Iso: HOPE YOU LIKE BEING DIGESTED, SQUIRT!

10:13

Cravitus

  • Ader looked at the rocket for a moment, then the mouth.*

Ader: "No like."

10:13

MysteriousTriangleguy

Iso:*Looks at the rocket* Wait a minute huh-

10:14

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: SEE! I was basically right the whole time.

10:14

Cravitus

  • Ader chucked the missile at the disoriented Iso, and it detonated, sending him stumbling even further back!*

10:14

Cravitus

  • Suddenly, a familiar figure seemed to appear by Lurk.*

10:15

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Iso's face gets blown up by the rocket, he makes an unearthly roar*

Lurk:Huh...wh

Lurk:*GASP*

Lurk:COULD IT BE

Lurk:HERM?!

Lurk:YOU'RE ALIVE!

10:15

Cravitus

  • Herm shrugged.*

10:15

Lil Peridot

Mario: HERM!

10:15

Invader Jib

Jib: WE'RE SAVED

10:15

Lil Peridot

Mario: I missed you so much man!

10:15

INVADER VEX

Vex: *cough* H- HERM!

10:15

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: IT'S OUR SAVIOR!

10:16

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk takes out his plasma cannon, handing it to Herm*
  • Lurk gets up, struggling and injured*

10:16

Cravitus

  • Herm shrugged, and took the weapon, looking at Iso.*

10:16

MysteriousTriangleguy

Iso:You think a tiny cannon is gonna-

10:17

Cravitus

  • Herm dropped to a knee, and fired a massive beam of Plasma into Iso's face.*
  • Herm stopped firing after a moment, and shrugged.*

10:17

MysteriousTriangleguy

Iso:*Screams, his face being vaporized*

Iso:AUGHH PLASMA

10:17

Cravitus

Ader: "Ye! Friend shoot spidermonkey-monster!"

  • Herm stared at Iso, unblinking and indifferent.*

10:17

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: I knew we'd win! I was rooting the whole time -- well, not really, but I meant to.

10:17

MysteriousTriangleguy

Iso:ARE YOU KIDDI-WHY DO THEY ALWAYS GO FOR PLASMA, EVERY TIME-

10:18

Cravitus

  • Herm shrugged again, and held the trigger down once more.*

10:18

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:HIS WEAKNESS IS PLASMA

Lurk:HERM! KEEP SHOOTING HIM!

Lurk:Jib, YOUR PLASMA SWORD

Invader Jib

Jib: *Takes at his plasma sword, and stabs iso's fleshy back while he's vunerable*

10:18

Invader Jib

Jib: WOAH

10:18

Cravitus

  • Ader skittered back over to the others, and tried to help them to their feet, starting with Mario.*

10:18

10:18

MysteriousTriangleguy

Iso:Wait NO WHO TOLD YOU THAT

Iso:HE'S STUPID OLE SPIKEY HAIR, DONT LISTEN TO HIM-

INVADER VEX

*A single bolt of plasma hits Iso in the back of the head. Vex, lying on the ground, is holding a smoking rifle*

Invader Jib

Jib: *slices Iso with the plasma sword*

10:18

INVADER VEX

Vex: *props himself up on a wall, assisting them with a volley of plasma shots*

10:18

Invader Jib

Jib: MY EXISTENCE HAS MEANING AFTER ALL-

10:19

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Iso screeches, bits of scorched flesh falling off of him*

10:19

INVADER VEX

(I feel like Jib is basically a morty

10:19

MysteriousTriangleguy

Iso:NO AUGH! STOP!

  • Iso stumbles*

10:19

Cravitus

  • Lurk's plasma cannon begins to steam and glow red, beginning to overheat.*
  • Herm shrugged, and switched off the safeties.*
  • Herm's indifferent expression seemed to become an expression filled with DETERMINATION.*

10:20

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Iso transforms into a horrible fusion of Lurk and jib, with 6 arms, and 4 spider legs*

Iso:WHAT TH

  • Iso begins to change into all kinds of different forms*

Iso:NO NOT NOW!

10:20

INVADER VEX

  • Plasma bolts hammer into Iso from all directions, melting him down*

10:20

Cravitus

  • Herm shifts his aim, but begins to visibly sweat.*

10:20

Invader Jib

Jib: *Slices Iso as this happen* TAKE THAT YOU-wait what's happening

10:20

Cravitus

  • Ader begins throwing rocks at Iso.*

10:20

Lil Peridot

(reminding me of bill's death

10:21

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Iso's form begins to distort, he angrily screeches*

10:21

Cravitus

Ader: "EHEHEHEHEH! BURN SPIDERMONKEY-MONSTER!"

10:21

Lil Peridot

Mario: Oh. He's dying.

10:21

Cravitus

Ader: "BURN!"

10:21

Lil Peridot

Mario: Well, that's good.

10:21

Cravitus

Ader: "BUUUUURN!"

10:21

MysteriousTriangleguy

Iso:THREE DIMENSIONAL FORM...UNSTABLE...CANT HOLD SELF TOGETHER...AUGH

10:21

Cravitus

  • Ader begins to dance victoriously in a very crablike fashion.*

10:21

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:JIB! GO FOR HIS STUPID HEAD!

10:21

Invader Jib

Jib: OH YOU'RE RIGHT

Jib: *jumps onto iso, and swings for his head*

10:21

Cravitus

  • Herm seems to struggle for an instant with the nearly-critical plasma cannon, but holds firm.*

10:22

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: TAKE THAT YOU uh... is he an isosceles triangle...? Wait, no, maybe he's a scalene one.. waaaait... I'm getting really confused.

10:22

Cravitus

  • The plasma cannon seems to be beginning to melt in some areas."

10:22

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: TAKE THAT UNSPECIFIED TRIANGLE!

10:22

Cravitus

Ader: "KILL TRIANGLE MONSTER!"

Ader: "EAT TRIANGLE MONSTER-"

10:22

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Iso roars, his form turning into a horrible flesh blob, Jib's sword cuts into him*

10:22

Invader Jib

Jib: *Struggles to stay in position, but manages to hit his head several times*

10:22

MysteriousTriangleguy

Iso:I AM A DIAMOND THERE IS A DIFFERENCE-

10:22

Cravitus

  • The Plasma beam began to flicker.*

Ader: "TRIANGLEEEEEE-"

10:24

INVADER VEX

  • Vex walks towards the cowering blob that is iso, still firing shots into his body as Jib's sword rips open weak points*

10:24

Cravitus

  • Ader continues his victory dance, building a makeshift firepit from debris.*
  • Herm's Plasma Cannon seems to be half melted, yet it still keeps firing.*

10:25

Lil Peridot

  • A figure slowly descends from the ceiling, as he decends it appears to be Vok*

Vok: *Jacket drifting back, holding some sort of mirror*

Vok: Alright -- alright, kiddos. That's ENOUGH.

10:25

Cravitus

  • The scent of singed herm-flesh fills the air.*

10:25

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Iso's voice comes out garbled, unable to speak*

10:25

Lil Peridot

Vok: *A shockwave of fire comes out*

10:25

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:YOU!

10:26

Lil Peridot

Vok: You -- you really put on a show, huh?

10:26

Invader Jib

Jib: *Falls off of iso*

10:26

Cravitus

  • Herm throws the Plasma Cannon at Vok, and tumbles out of view.*

10:26

Invader Jib

Jib: What happ-oh...ooh..

10:26

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk takes cover behind a computer*

10:26

Cravitus

  • Ader is forced to the ground, and his firepit catches fire.*

Ader: "Oooh, is gud-"

Ader: "-Wait, is bad-"

10:26

Invader Jib

Jib: Look, we're not supposed kill you...so could you kindly move in the other direction?

10:26

Lil Peridot

Vok: Entertaining, I kno-- EHY! *Drifting back*

10:26

INVADER VEX

  • Vex stands his ground in front of Vok, not taking cover*

10:26

Lil Peridot

Vok: Now, now, throwing things isn't nice.

10:26

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:*Looks over to Vex, signaling him to toss over a gun*

10:27

Cravitus

  • The Plasma Cannon explodes, sending superheated chunks and radioactive debris in multiple directions.*
  • Lurk ducks for cover, along with Vex*

10:27

INVADER VEX

Vex: *Gets up, and turns around to face Vok. He tosses a handgun to Lurk*

10:27

Lil Peridot

Mario: Guys -- don't hurt him.

10:27

Invader Jib

Jib: DO YOU WANT ALL OF US TO DIE?!

10:27

Lil Peridot

Mario: He's not doing anything bad.. so ...

10:27

Cravitus

Ader: "This is a bad!"

10:27

Invader Jib

Jib: *slowly drags hand down face*

10:27

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk aims the gun, and fires it, sending a plasma bolt, it burns straight through Vok's shoulder*

10:27

Lil Peridot

Mario: WHAT? No! He's just, my dad! Don't hurt him. Only injure him if you have to... please..

10:27

Invader Jib

Jib: I thought that was the same thing-

10:28

INVADER VEX

Vex: *slowly stores his gun on his back and clenches his fists, staring right at an injured Vok*

10:28

Lil Peridot

Vok: Welp, I'm gonna make this quic-- AUHG! *Drops the mirror from the impact*

10:28

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Iso laughs deeply, and jumps into the mirror*

10:28

Invader Jib

Jib: *looks at the mirror*

10:28

Invader Jib

Jib: Okay mario, this is what your compassion got us.

10:28

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • The Mirror chuckles, sending out a bright wave of energy, blinding everyone*


10:29

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:AUGH! *Covers his eyes*

10:29

Invader Jib

Jib: Auuugh-

10:29

Cravitus

  • Ader rolls through his firepit, destroying it, and sending him into the shadows, half-burning.*

MysteriousTriangleguy

(typo

10:29

Cravitus

Ader: "HOT-HOT-HOT-HOT-HOT-HOT-"

10:29

INVADER VEX

Vex: *covers his eyes and steps away from the mirror and Vok*

10:29

Cravitus

  • Herm stops him with his foot, and pours water on him, hiding in the shadows.*

10:30

Lil Peridot

Mario: Auhg...

10:30

Cravitus

Ader: "...Is gud, danke Herm-friend-meat."

  • Herm shrugged, and continued watching.*

10:30

MysteriousTriangleguy

Mirror: Did you fools really think you could stop me? If it werent your pal Lurk, I wouldnt have gotten back in my mirror.


10:30

MysteriousTriangleguy

Mirror:*Turns toward Mario* As for YOU

Mirror:I'd give up on trying to change your "father". Your mother gave up on him a long time ago.

10:31

Lil Peridot

Vok: Pfff.... idiots, all of ya.. pffhaaahaaaahaaa... ahh.. this stuff's really funny, honestly. GOD! -- It feels great.

Mario: My mom, what'e you talking about..?

Mario: ..

10:32

MysteriousTriangleguy

Mirror: HOHO! This is hilarious, you dont know where your mother is?

10:32

Lil Peridot

Mario: I-I ... so what!? If she's still somewhere.. I-I'll find her!

10:32

MysteriousTriangleguy

Mirror: Dont you know about ...your home? * A ringed planet appears on the mirror*.


Lil Peridot

Mario: *Eyes widen, speechless* ...

10:33

Cravitus

  • Herm seems to narrow his eyes.*

10:33

Lil Peridot

Vok: *Chuckles* See -- this, THIS right here! I love this guy!

10:34

Lil Peridot

Mario: Wh - what... I'm not an excuse... I... so what!? I'll find her, and I bet she'll be way better than Vok!

Mario: Even if it takes up most of my life span, I'll.. prove otherwise.

Isosceles:Oh I doubt shes still in one piece. *The image of the ringed planet becomes consumed by yellow fire, and disappears* Your world has been dead for eons.

10:34

Invader Jib

Jib: You know it's only been half a day, but I've never hated someone more in my entire life.


Isosceles:Good thing, Ill make sure to come back jiblet! Welp, time to destroy some worlds! Its been a pleasure fellas.

10:35

MysteriousTriangleguy


10:35

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: Shut up already! Sheesh!

10:35

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Spider legs sprout from the mirror, it crawls away, giggling*

10:36

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: There we go.

10:36

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Augh...

10:36

Invader Jib

Jib: That little...smelly...mirror thing..

Jib: I'm not the state of mind to come up with good derogatory terms

10:37

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: You okay, Mario?

Mario: ... not exactly.

Vok: *quiet chuckles, grinning*

Vok: *Faints, and falls onto the ground*

10:37

Invader Jib

Jib: Wait a minute

10:37

INVADER VEX

Vex: ... *looks at Vok*

10:37

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk: Wait...Vex...that thing talked about some kind of "deal"...you know who he is, dont you-

10:38

INVADER VEX

Vex: Yes... Unfortunately... I do.

10:38

Invader Jib

Jib: *Turns from the others*

10:38

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:I cant feel my legs, guys.

10:38

Invader Jib

Jib: *opens a document on his communicator, and crosses out several things, replacing them with "ISO"

10:38

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: ME EITHER.

Hatbot: GET IT? CAUSE I DON'T HAVE LEGS!

Hatbot: I'm sorry.

10:39

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Uh...maybe we should get out of here before Vex explains

  • A computer falls over, sparking*

10:39

Invader Jib

Jib: How do we do that exactly

10:39

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Track the ship we came in, or something.

10:40

INVADER VEX

Vex: ... i can get the plague runner to the nearest terminal, all we have to do is get there

Vex: We need a map of the ship

  • planet

10:40

Cravitus

  • Ader scuttled out of the shadows, and poked Vok's body.*

Ader: "Hmmm..."

Ader: "Eat now?"

10:41

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: Don't poke that thing! His jerk-ness will infect you.

10:41

Cravitus

  • Herm walked out, and shrugged.*

10:41

Invader Jib

Jib: Yeah go ahead

10:41

INVADER VEX

Vex: Oh yes... And I suppose we should take him with us... *grabs Vok's ankle and starts to drag him* Let's find a map

10:41

Cravitus

  • Herm pulled Ader away from Vok, and put him on his head.*

10:41

Lil Peridot

Mario: WHAT? No! Don't eat him.

10:41

INVADER VEX

Vex: We can eat him... once we escape....

Vex: But let's make that our first priority

10:41

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Draxx sits in the corner, eating popcorn*

10:41

Invader Jib

Jib: Aww, but he would've had it coming

Jib: whatever

10:42

MysteriousTriangleguy

Draxx: Eh

10:42

Lil Peridot

Mario: Shut up, Jib.

10:42

Cravitus

  • Ader grumbled, and Herm handed him a ham bone to gnaw on.*

10:42

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk walks out of the room with Vex, along with Draxx*

10:42

Invader Jib

Jib: *Follows them*

10:42

Lil Peridot

Mario: *following*

10:42

Cravitus

  • Herm stared after them for a minute, and then at the computers they'd just left behind.*

10:43

MysteriousTriangleguy

Darrz:*Looks at herm, blankly*

10:43

Cravitus

  • Herm seemed to raise an eyebrow of confusion, shrugged, and followed.*

10:43

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Darrz follows*
  • Hours later, in the plauge runner*

10:44

INVADER VEX

Vex: *types some code into a panel in the plague runner* We might have a problem... Iso... Extracted all of the ship's data... Into one bank.

10:44

MysteriousTriangleguy

  • Lurk sits covered in bandages, grumbling*

10:44

Invader Jib

Jib: So I called the Irken prison, and they said they're not sure if they can handle a teleporter.

10:44

INVADER VEX

Vex: Why... would he want the data on this ship... it's not even- Oh... oh no..

10:44

Cravitus

Ader: "Is bad. Always is a bad."

  • Herm shrugged.*

Ader: "Evil spidermonkey always bad."

10:44

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: Spidermonkeys are cool though.

10:45

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: I wish I was a spidermonkey.

10:45

Cravitus

  • Ader stared through Hatbot.*

10:45

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: Maybe I am a spidermonkey...

Hatbot: *staring menacingly at Ader*

10:45

10:45

INVADER VEX

Vex: So... Lurk... I suppose I have some explaining to do

10:46

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:YES YOU DO-

10:46

Invader Jib

Jib: Hey I need to know this too

10:46

INVADER VEX

Vex:... Ok... well

Vex: In short, Lurk... I don't know what he is... But he's not from this plane of existence... He's something greater, something far more powerful... If allowed, he will crush this universe like a bug underneath his infinite foot. I made a deal with him to bring me back to life in this plane of existence... He said I would know the right time to do him a favor.

10:49

Cravitus

  • Meanwhile, Herm seems to stiffen, sensing something amiss, but shrugs it off.*

10:49

Lil Peridot

Vok: *Grins* I should go after something harder, next time. These chumps are pretty easy..

10:49

Invader Jib

Jib: So um..why does he want you alive?

10:49

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:So he isnt the usual bad guy that wants to conquer irk huh? GREAT.

10:50

Cravitus

  • Ader suddenly lifts Hatbot from Mario, and puts him on top of Herm, and then sitting himself atop of Hatbot, creating a sort of totem.*

10:50

Invader Jib

Jib: Or why does he want you for this 'favor', I suppose.

10:50

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:What jib said..

10:50

Cravitus

Ader: "Ader always read Terms and Conditions."

10:50

INVADER VEX

Vex: I honestly have no idea

10:50

Lil Peridot

Hatbot: WE'RE BASICALLY HAT BROTHERS NOW!

10:51

Cravitus

Ader: "Why scienceman no read Terms and Conditions?"

Cravitus

*Ader rubbed Hatbot with a ham-bone.*

10:52

INVADER VEX

Vex: Believe me, Isosceles sets his own terms. Any deal will always play in his favor... For some reason I haven't fallen under his control.. But I fear for Vok. He's been corrupted beyond repair

10:52

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Vok..made a deal with Iso..?

10:52

Cravitus

(Recorded up to a bit earlier, right before Vok woke up

(just so you know

10:52

Lil Peridot

Mario: .. *worried look* huh?

10:52

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:Oh no

10:53

Cravitus

Ader: "Me no like smelly jacket man."

10:53

Cravitus

Ader: "Smelly. Smelly smelly jacket man."

Cravitus

*Ader continued to rub hatbot threateningly with the ham-bone.*

 10:53

INVADER VEX

Vex: Of course. You think his power -- My power --- is natural? No... Iso controls him. He always has.

10:53

MysteriousTriangleguy

Lurk:*Looks at the entrance of the medical bay, supicious*

MysteriousTriangleguy

*Meanwhile, in the medical bay, Vok sits on a bed, with bandages*

 

10:46

MysteriousTriangleguy

*Blood drips from Vok's wound*

*The room is empty with only Vok in it*

*The wound suddenly glows pink and regenerates*

10:47

Lil Peridot

Vok: *Chuckling, opening his eyes* ... so clueless...

10:48

MysteriousTriangleguy

*A diamond symbol on Vok's back glows, and moves onto his hand*

"Did you get the data, V?"

10:48

Lil Peridot

Vok: Mhm...

10:48

MysteriousTriangleguy

*A crystal shard in Vok's hand glows, filled with information*

The End

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