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Plot summaryEdit

After an insane defective escapes the Loony Bin,Adjucator Skabb is given a mission to hunt him down on planet Arraak Prime. He succeedes,and also manages to capture Nightmare Jib as well. Unfortunately,Skabb is given another urgent mission:To capture a dangerous,insane irken spotted on the planet.  Nightmare Jib soon persuades Skabb to let him and the defective help in his mission. The mission leads to the revelation of a much more dangerous threat at hand. 

Takes place after The Abandoned and before The Rift


TranscriptEdit

  • "Skabb is sent to hunt down Draxx on planet Arraak,along with Nightmare Jib,who was spotted on the planet so then he captures them,but uh,then Skabb is given another mission to hunt down Zep,a dangerous defective who was spotted on the planet as well so then nightmare jib uses this to his advantage,and promises to "help" skabb on his mission so,in return,they can be excused from the looney bin's horrors and become slave soldiers"
  • ok there is plot
  • ( Krev you start
  • 1:06Cravitus(k)
  • (a sec, gonna bring up arraak on a separate window
  • Guardsman 0386: "-I'm sorry, Sir, but..." The guardsman paused, and the Adjucator's visor reflected his stare right back at him. The bay was rather empty, save for a few crates and the Adjucator's still-warm ship.. Adjucator Skabb: "But what?" The Adjucator grunted. "I'm waiting for an Answer, soldier. Am I cleared?"
  • (someone else can jump in here if they want, but I'll continue in a moment regardless)
  • 1:14Mysteriousjillguy( Go ahead
  • ( I'll bring Draxx in a minute
  • 1:15Cravitus The Guardsman looked to his companion for help, a Technician, but they offered none as they attempted to hide behind their datapad. Guardsman 0386: "Well, we can't just let people into Herklae without prior scheduling, Sir." Skabb simply shrugged. Skabb: "Is that so? Well, let's see what protocols you're violating then..." The armored, aged, and grizzled Irken brought his wrist up, and it chimed, waiting.
  • The Guardsman's eyes widened in panic. 0386: "Well, now that you mention it, we may have something for a scenario like this, sir-" Suddenly, the Adjucator's armored fist found itself smashing into the Guard's face. Skabb: "You've been charged with obstructing official Governmental operations, hassling a Government Oficial, and attempting to break from protocol. What do you say?"
  • (I have actually never planned out skabb other than thinking Irken Judge Dredd)
  • 1:19MysteriousjillguyDraxx: DO YOU GUYS GOT ANY COOKIES?! *Draxx wiggled in his spiked cage*
  • Draxx:*Gnaws on the bars*
  • Draxx is wearing a torn looney bin prisoner uniform,with missing shock bracelets*
  • He's covered in bruises and cuts,and his antennae are mangled a bit*
  • 1:21CravitusSkabb ignored the rather mentally unstable Irken, and planted his boot on the Guard's back. 0386: "-What in the name of-" Skabb: "Guilty. Computer, fine them and call a security team to dispose of this creep."
  • The Adjucator turned his visored helmet towards Draxx's cage as the wrist-comm chirped in response.
  • 1:21MysteriousjillguyDraxx:YEH! CREEP!
  • Draxx:*Spi
  • spits on the guard*
  • 1:22CravitusSkabb stepped away nonchalantly, and looked to the Technician.
  • 1:22MysteriousjillguyDraxx:*Holds his pet rock,breathing heavily for no reason*
  • 1:23CravitusSkabb: "So tell me, can I take him or not? I've got a job to do, scum to capture, things to shoot."
  • ( for reference, judge dredd - https://www.google.com/search?q=Judge+Dredd&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=6OtrVcjxEYKLoQTPjYD4Dg&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1302&bih=671
  • 1:24Mysteriousjillguy
  • The rock had a poorly made smile on it,made with crayon* *Googly eyes were pasted on it*
  • The eyes seem to look toward Skabb for a split second,but then go back to being "googly"*
  • Draxx:*Giggles*
  • Draxx:*Drools*


  • ravitus(jib, are you there or have you combusted)
  • 1:26Invader Jib(I am here
  • 1:26Cravitus(Continuing, then
  • 1:26MysteriousjillguyTechnican: Well uhh
  • Draxx:*Spits on the technican*
  • Technican:YES.
  • 1:28CravitusSkabb: "The empire thanks you for your cooperation," He nodded, and strode over to the ship.
  • 1:28Mysteriousjillguy
  • A nearby guard tasers Draxx,he screams*
  • Skabb's computer beeps*
  • 1:28CravitusSkabb: "You there!" He barked, pointing to the taserguard. "Load him into the hold!"
  • 1:29Mysteriousjillguy
  • Guards grab hold of the cage,and load Draxx onto the ship,he hisses*
  • communicator
  • 1:30Cravitus"Now, then," Skabb sighed, raising his wrist-comm again. "What do we have here?"
  • 1:30Mysteriousjillguy( sorry typo
  • Comunicator: Skabb! A Nightmare Irken has been spotted near the glaciers!
  • 1:31CravitusSkabb seemed to hesitate before answering.
  • Skabb: "...Nightmares? Hm."
  • "Which quadrant? Northern, western, eastern, southern?"
  • 1:32MysteriousjillguyCommunicator: We suspect it could be a left over from Knox 's forces. Perhaps a rouge.
  • 1:32Cravitus"I need to know only a few things. Right now, Control, I need to know where it is."
  • 1:32MysteriousjillguyCommunicator:Southern. Near some caverns.
  • 1:33CravitusSkabb nodded for a moment. Skabb: "Any backup?"
  • 1:33MysteriousjillguyCommunicator: We don't know exactly who he is. He could be dangerous. So try not to get painfully murdered.
  • Communicator:No,he seems to be alone. Strangely.
  • 1:34Cravitus"And for me?"
  • (brb must fake slep
  • 1:34Mysteriousjillguy( ok
  • 1:37Cravituskback
  • 1:38Mysteriousjillguy( Ok
  • Communicator: A nightmare irken's capture is a rare prize Skabb. You'll gain a large amount of money if you successfully catch him.
  • Communicator:Especially if its a high ranking one.
  • 1:40CravitusSkabb: "That's nice and all, but will I be receiving any support?"
  • 1:40MysteriousjillguyCommunicator:Oh! Uh. Right.
  • Communicator:We'll send a small amount of soldiers and what ever else we have here to you. Make sure you don't screw this up.
  • The communicator shuts off*
  • Draxx:You seem to have been disconnected. Re-dial and try again.
  • 1:42CravitusSkabb: "Well, that's just great..." Skabb muttered, and stretched his shoulders.
  • 1:42MysteriousjillguyDraxx:*Laughs insanely*
  • 1:43CravitusSkabb shot a glance at the noise-filled ship, and shut the open hatches, locking it down.
  • Then, he strode back over the the Technician as a security team dragged the earlier Guardsman away.
  • 1:43Invader Jib.
  • (woah chat delay
  • 1:44CravitusSkabb: "I'm going to need maps of all Southern Arctic Caverns."
  • "And I need them immediately, soldier."
  • 1:44Mysteriousjillguy
  • A spittle runner lands,a bunch of rookie soldiers come out,along with a few elites*
  • 1:44Cravitus"The Empire doesnt wait forever..."
  • 1:44MysteriousjillguyTechnican:YES SIR!
  • The spittle runner opens,the irkens come out*
  • One last irken stumbles out,and falls over*
  • 1:45CravitusSkabb turned calmly, helmeted and armored as ever.
  • 1:45MysteriousjillguyDarrz:OOH BOY! WHAT'S THIS PLACE?!
  • 1:46CravitusSkabb: "Which one of you is in command?" He shouted, ignoring the Elite's excited cry.
  • 1:46Mysteriousjillguy
  • The other Irkens groan from the sound of Darrz' annoying voice*
  • ( jib can you be zav or something
  • 1:47Invader Jib(Hm
  • 1:47Mysteriousjillguy( Maybe Tark? Or is he still mechanized,or dead?
  • 1:47Invader Jib(I'll be Tark if i'm just using a basic elite since Zav has been used a lot
  • 1:47Mysteriousjillguy( I forget what happened to him
  • 1:47Invader Jib(No he's fine, that was in season one
  • 1:47Mysteriousjillguy( Oh ok
  • 1:47Invader JibTark: *Is one of the elites*
  • 1:48Cravitus(Do either of you need a refresher on Arraak, by the way?)
  • 1:48Mysteriousjillguy( I'm guessing Tark is in command?
  • 1:48Invader Jib(uh
  • 1:48Mysteriousjillguy( Wait uh,they need bubble helmets right? Since the air is toxic
  • 1:48Invader Jib(I dunno, he's only an elite
  • (hmm
  • 1:48Mysteriousjillguy( WEll,most of them are low rank soldiers,so Tark is higher then them
  • 1:49Invader Jib(Oh okay)
  • 1:49Cravitus(The Bubble Helmets don't work very well, so they'll be using helmets to go with their elite masks and all that
  • 1:49Mysteriousjillguy( Oh ok
  • 1:49Cravitus(Should probably add that to the article come to think of it
  • 1:49MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Who are you?! *Looks at Tark*
  • Darrz:Where's Zav?
  • 1:49Invader JibTark: Uh..
  • 1:49CravitusSkabb stood patiently, waiting and taking notes.
  • 1:50Invader JibTark: Not here...
  • 1:50Mysteriousjillguy
  • Draxx pushes his cage over,it falls next to Skabb*
  • Draxx grabs his notes,eating it*
  • Draxx:Them's good eatin.

  • A gigantic hole is in the ship's doors*
  • 1:51CravitusSkabb: "...Computer. Make personal note. Lock down the ship doors tighter."
  • Skabb: "Now, I repeat again. Who among you Soldiers is in command?!"
  • 1:52Mysteriousjillguy(the power of draxx's rock cannot be comprehended by mere mortals
  • Soldier:Tark,sir.
  • 1:52Invader JibTark: Yes?
  • 1:52CravitusSkabb nodded. "Step forward, soldier!"
  • 1:53MysteriousjillguySoldier2:Darrz would be in command,but he's..uh..an idiot.
  • 1:53Invader JibTark: Yeahh...
  • 1:54CravitusSkabb grit his teeth in irritation for a moment, then recomposed himself quickly.
  • 1:54
  • Draxx:*Starring at a wall*
  • DaRRz
  • 1:55Invader JibTark: *Narrows eyes* *mumbles* He can't see through it can he
  • 1:55MysteriousjillguyDarrz:I'M BORED,CAN WE GO DO WHATEVER IT IS WE'RE GOING TO DO?
  • 1:55CravitusSkabb: "Alright then, don't make Elites like they used to..." He muttered quietly. "What I wouldn't give for that blue-eyed one."
  • Skabb stomped a booted foot down, and attempted to gain their attention again.
  • 1:56MysteriousjillguyDraxx:Not until you've eaten your pork honey. *Slams head on bars*
  • 1:56CravitusSkabb: "Now, LISTEN UP, LADIES, GENTS, AND REJECTS FROM THE DEFECT PILE."
  • 1:56MysteriousjillguySoldiers:YES SIR!
  • Darrz:Yes Ma'am Sir
  • 1:57Cravitus"I AM ADJUCATOR SKABB," He barked, ignoring Darrz. "AND AS OF THIS MOMENT, WHAT I SAY, YOU OBEY."
  • 1:57MysteriousjillguyDraxx:EAT YOUR PORK!
  • Soldiers:SIR YES SIR
  • Draxx:Ok.
  • 1:58Invader JibTark: No no no, We aren't eating any pork
  • 1:58MysteriousjillguySoldier1: I was talking about Skabb.
  • Darrz:I wasn't!
  • 1:59CravitusSkabb growled, and yanked cage back inside the ship with a monstrous effort, and recomposed himself once more.
  • 1:59MysteriousjillguySoldier4:Be quiet.
  • 1:59Cravitus(yanked *the* cage, typo
  • 1:59Mysteriousjillguy
  • Draxx's rock stared at Skabb as he yanked the cage,looking all creepy and stuff*
  • It's eyes seemed to vibrate*
  • 2:00CravitusSkabb: "Hm, peculiar minerals..." He muttered, then focused.
  • "Now, I ASSUME that you know the basic information about this world,"
  • 2:00Mysteriousjillguy
  • The cage reappears behind the soldiers*
  • 2:00Cravitus"ARRAAK PRIME."
  • 2:00MysteriousjillguyDraxx:Can I come with you guys?
  • Soldier4:HOW DID HE-
  • Darrz:Yes sir! Arraak Prime has a terrible name and sounds awful. Yes sir!
  • ravitus( House Internet cut out
  • 2:03Invader JibTark: That's not the basic information at all!
  • 2:04MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Well,based on how Lurk told me to go "shrivel on Arraak Prime",I'm guessing it's HORRIBLE!
  • Darrz:Heh. He's such a kidder. A spiky headed horrible,HIDEOUS kidder.
  • Darrz:What are we talking about again?
  • 2:05Cravitus(I think my house internet may have just crashed)
  • (Phonekrev
  • 2:05Invader JibTark: Sigh
  • 2:05Mysteriousjillguy( nooooooooooooooooo
  • ( Well it return
  • 2:05Cravitus(Gimme a minute to figure this out
  • 2:05Mysteriousjillguy( Will*
  • ( Ok
  • 2:05Cravitus(I can try to use phone internet on laptop
  • 2:09Mysteriousjillguy( unless said internet namer is an overweight 40 year old with a neckbeard the size of planet jupiter
  • ( and- *shot*
  • Darrz:*Blinks*


  • CravitusSkabb: "Arraak Prime. Orbits Giedi Secundus, highly elliptical, etcetera, etcetera."
  • "One day on this planet lasts 192 hours, or EIGHT STANDARD DAYS."
  • 2:10MysteriousjillguySoldier:Yes sir.
  • 2:11Cravitus"Daily temperatures reach over 70 Degrees C, or 158 Degrees F. That means it's going to be hot, so be prepared!"
  • 2:11MysteriousjillguyDarrz:*Scratches head,not paying attention*
  • Soldier2: Yes sir.
  • 2:11Cravitus"The air can turn your skin into acid, melt you alive or from the inside out,"
  • 2:12MysteriousjillguyDraxx:*Appears behind Tark,the cage door is damaged and open*
  • Draxx:MHMM.
  • 2:12Cravitus"And the weather? Well..."
  • 2:12Invader JibTark: *Gasp*
  • 2:12CravitusSkabb shook his head.
  • 2:12MysteriousjillguyDraxx:*Drools*
  • Draxx:Hi.
  • 2:13Invader JibTark: *Tries to shoove him back into the cage*
  • 2:13MysteriousjillguyDraxx:*Pulls out a chunk of dirt from pocket,chews on it,listening to Skabb*
  • 2:13Cravitus"Let's say it's quite QUICK!" He finished, throwing a stunprod towards Tark suddenly.
  • 2:13MysteriousjillguyDraxx:NO! THE CAGE IS COLD-
  • 2:13CravitusSkabb: "Someone get a new cage, doubletime!" Then, he looked to the rock. That horrible rock.
  • 2:13MysteriousjillguyDraxx: I can HELP YOU FILTHY MUGGOTS! Help you with your MISSSSION!
  • 2:13Cravitus"Get one for the rock, too!"
  • 2:14MysteriousjillguyRock:*Stares at Skabb,creepy music plays*
  • Stock evil laugh sound effect plays in backround as it does*
  • 2:14CravitusElite 96: "Someone get a gag on him, please!" Elite 42: "One for Darrz, too!"
  • 2:14MysteriousjillguyDarrz:HUH?! WAIT,WHY ME-
  • 2:15Invader JibGtg
  • sorry
  • 2:15Mysteriousjillguy
  • Guards appear,they roughly put a mouth bracelet on Darrz*
  • Darrz:*Muffles angrily*
  • 11:00Cravitus(Remember that they're also trying to restrain Draxx)
  • 11:02Mysteriousjillguy
  • Guards rush in,carrying a new cage*
  • 11:02CravitusSkabb: "Get that thing off of him, and get the other one on him!" He growled, pointing first to Darrz, then to Draxx!
  • 11:02Mysteriousjillguy
  • They throw Draxx into it,the cage activates forcefield around it*
  • The rock is thrown into a smaller cage,and activates a forcefield as well*
  • Guard2:*Puts a mouth bracelet thingy on Draxx*
  • Soldier:Are you sure sir..? Darrz is much...quieter this way.
  • 11:05CravitusSkabb: "You there!" He barked, pointing to Darrz. "Watch the rock." Then, he pointed to one of the idle guardsmen. "AND YOU!" He shouted. "Watch the loon."
  • 11:05MysteriousjillguyDarrz:*Muffles*
  • 11:05Cravitus"I gave you an order, remove it!"
  • 11:06MysteriousjillguyGuard:*Takes the bracelet off*
  • 11:06MysteriousjillguyDarrz: BLEECCHGTPGTH HACHAHLOG GAH
  • (its basically this thing http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqmkvz8E9u1qd6bcco1_500.jpg
  • 11:08MysteriousjillguyDarrz:*Grumbles,walks over to the cage with the rock*
  • Guards:*Surrounds Draxx's cage*
  • Soldier:Can we start the mission now already?
  • 11:08CravitusSkabb: "If no one interrupts again, yes," Skabb nodded.
  • Skabb: "Now, then... Troopers! We're hunting something special today, and I don't want any screwups! Am I clear?"
  • 11:12MysteriousjillguySoldier:YES SIR!
  • 11:13Invader JibTark:...Yes
  • 11:15CravitusSkabb: "Right I am. Grab yourselves a helmet, mask, or both; no matter how advanced our PAKs are, this cursed planet's atmosphere wants to eat us alive."
  • "We move in FIVE MINUTES!" He barked, and smacked the 'open' panel on his ship once more.
  • 11:16Mysteriousjillguy
  • A ruby eyed irken with short antennae walks over to get a helmet*
  • Warrb:Doody Doody dee doo doody
  • 11:16Invader JibTark: *Puts on a helmet*
  • Tark: ....*Looks at the time*
  • Tark: ...I feel like it suddenly got really quite
  • quiet
  • 11:19MysteriousjillguyWarrb:Mmhmm
  • 11:19CravitusSkabb's wristcomm chimed, and he glanced at the blinking light. Skabb: "Display."
  • 11:20MysteriousjillguyWarrb:I don't even think we're gonna find anything on this search. The "Nightmare whatever" was probably just a big animal.
  • 11:20CravitusThe wristcomm chirped in response, and a small holographic screen began to project itself.
  • 11:20MysteriousjillguyWarrb:*Grabs gun and puts it in pocket*
  • 11:20CravitusThen, Skabb's grimace grew, and if one could see his eyes behind the helmet, they'd see his disgruntled glare.
  • Skabb: "No map data, eh? Well then..."
  • "Better get moving."
  • The Hologram dissipated, and he walked up the ship's rear ramp, and turned.
  • Skabb: "All aboard! Elites, Guards, and the prisoners! Double time it, people!"
  • 11:23Invader JibTark: *Gets...aboard*
  • 11:23MysteriousjillguyWarrb:*Gets aboard*
  • Darrz slowly drags the cage onto the ship,due it's weight*
  • A hoverpod floats over,the guards put Draxx's cage onto it,and it floats into the ship*
  • 11:24CravitusSkabb tapped a button on his wrist-comm, and an alarm began to blare as the hangar's door servos powered up.
  • 11:25MysteriousjillguyDraxx:*Startled by the noise,looks around,grunting like an animal of some sort*
  • 11:25CravitusSkabb: "Get your behind inside, or get left behind!" He shouted impatiently. "The Empire can't wait forever!"
  • 11:26Mysteriousjillguy
  • The last of the soldiers enter the ship*
  • Generic Soldier:Right. Everyone's in the ship now.
  • 11:26CravitusSkabb nodded, and smacked a well-worn button, with the ramp beginning to fold back up.
  • Skabb: "Dustoff is now, then. Hang on to your helmets!" Suddenly, the ship lurched upwards as the air began to roar outside; they were taking off in a bit of a storm.
  • Skabb: "Computer, lay in a course for the last known coordinates of the target, if you will."
  • 11:29Mysteriousjillguy
  • A bunch of small crab like creatures outside scramble,frightened by the ship's noises*
  • Computer:Setting coordinates.
  • Draxx:What are coordinates again?
  • Darrz
  • ( ghfhfy
  • Soldier3:*Rolls eyes*
  • 11:30CravitusSkabb: "Well, Elite, that's where the enemy is. Computer, engage!"
  • 11:30MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Uh..ok..I still don't understand what that means though.
  • 11:30Invader JibTark: *Holds weapon in hand and gets ready*
  • 11:30CravitusThe ship lurched again, with the engines roaring to life proper, and shook a bit despite the efforts of it's G-Force compensators.
  • 11:31MysteriousjillguyDraxx:*Snickers* G-force.
  • Guard:*tasers Draxx*
  • 11:31CravitusThe ghost of a grin flickered at the edge of Skabb's aged lips for a moment.
  • 11:31MysteriousjillguyDraxx:BLAOAGH-
  • 11:31CravitusSkabb suddenly paused, and glanced to Draxx.
  • Skabb: "Where'd his gag go?"
  • 11:32MysteriousjillguyComputer:Target will be reached in 30 minutes.
  • The gag is on the floor,broken in half*
  • Draxx looks toward the spooky rock,camera zooms in on it*
  • 11:32CravitusSkabb groaned quietly, and smacked another well-worn button.
  • Then, a rack of similar gags descended from a small cabinet on the ceiling of the ship's hold.
  • He yanked one off, and handed it to Tark.
  • Skabb: "If you'd please, Elite."
  • 11:33Mysteriousjillguy
  • The target shows up on a map on one of the screens in the room,it's presented as a red dot*
  • Computer: Target found.
  • Warrb:Well that was a quick 30 minutes.
  • 11:34CravitusSkabb turned, and the dot seemed to bounce in his visor's reflection.
  • 11:34MysteriousjillguyDraxx:*Looks at Tark,smiling nervously while drooling*
  • 11:34Invader JibTark: *Pulls Draxx and puts the gag on him*
  • 11:35MysteriousjillguyDraxx:BGBN
  • 11:35Invader JibTark: Right...*Steps away*
  • 11:35CravitusSkabb: "Alright, then! Computer, set a course for a safe Landing Zone."
  • 11:35MysteriousjillguyDraxx:*Squirms around in the cell*
  • 11:35Cravitus"The rest of you, prepare for combat! We're taking him dead or alive. Preferably the latter."
  • 11:36MysteriousjillguyWarrb:I'd reload my gun right now,but who doesn't load a gun before a mission?
  • 11:37CravitusSkabb: "Just in case, if you forgot HOW to reload your weapon between now and when we left, tap your head twice!"
  • Skabb seemed to eye Darrz, suddenly.
  • 11:37MysteriousjillguyDarrz:*Literally taps head two times*
  • Darrz:Wait a second I don't have a gun.
  • 11:39Invader JibTark: *Narrows eyes* Get one
  • 11:39CravitusSkabb: "Just the same," He grunted, yanking the shorter Irken off of his seat and smacking the ramp button as the engines seemed to wind down, "Thank you for volunteering!"
  • Skabb then proceeded to toss Darrz out and into the snow as the ship settled in the strange shade of the glacier.
  • 11:39MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Huh?!
  • Darrz:BLAUGHPTH-
  • Darrz:*Lands in the snow* MM! SNOW!
  • 11:40Cravitus(funfact, it's also got horrible acid in it)
  • 11:40MysteriousjillguyDarrz:*Shoves the snow into his mouth,after deactivating his helmet*
  • Darrz:IT BURNS!
  • Darrz:*Spits it out,choking*
  • Darrz:*Reactivates helmet*
  • 11:40CravitusSkabb looked to Tark, the ship's engines settling to a low whine as all the troops waited.
  • 11:40MysteriousjillguyWarrb:Now,what did we learn Darrz?
  • Darrz:Don't trust clowns.
  • Warrb:EXACT-What does clowns have do with-you know what,nevermind.
  • 11:41CravitusSkabb: "Elite, have the guardsmen watch the ship, please,"
  • 11:42Mysteriousjillguy
  • The soldiers walk down the ramp,and into the show*
  • 11:42Invader JibTark: Yes
  • Tark: *directs the gaurdsan*
  • gaurdsman
  • 11:42CravitusHe raised his sidearm; a multi-barrelled, ornate handgun, and followed out.
  • 11:42MysteriousjillguyWarrb:*Whispers to Skabb,asking if Darrz can help guard Draxx during the mission*
  • 11:42CravitusSkabb nodded.
  • 11:42MysteriousjillguyDarrz:*Plays in the show*
  • snow*
  • Warrb:*Grins*
  • 11:44Invader JibTark: *Follows out after the position the gaurdsman*
  • 11:44CravitusThe Landing Zone was just behind the shadow of one of the glacier's small 'mountains'. The front of the ship faced out, over a jutting and sudden drop into an ice-water mixture below, constantly melted by the sun.
  • Ahead, perhaps 50 meters from the ship's rear ramp, was a rather ominous and dark cave.
  • Skabb: "Alright, troopers, we're on the clock. Tark, you and the Elites with me!"
  • (sudden realization)
  • 11:45Mysteriousjillguy
  • A crashed,foreign ship is near the cave,still emitting smoke*
  • 11:46Cravitus(draxx has no mask, yet the door to the bay is open)
  • 11:46Invader JibTark: *Him and the other relites come with him*
  • 11:46MysteriousjillguyWarrb:LOOK! IT'S A SHIP!
  • (magical rock properties
  • 11:46Cravitus(actually rethinking that, chlorine is only in high atmospheric concentrations away from the glaciers
  • Skabb raised his handgun, and kneeled behind a depression in the snow and ice.
  • 11:47Mysteriousjillguy
  • The baydoors close,with Darrz left behind*
  • Darrz:Oh well.
  • 11:47CravitusSkabb: "Warrb, check it out!"
  • 11:47MysteriousjillguyWarrb:YES SIR!
  • Warrb:RANDOM ROOKIE SOLDIER,GO CHECK IT OUT!
  • Random Soldier:Yes sir! *Walks toward the ship*
  • Random Soldier:It smells like smoke.
  • The ship explodes,self destructing*
  • 11:48CravitusSkabb shouted in surprise, ducking behind the depression as shrapnel flew into the sky.
  • 11:48Mysteriousjillguy
  • The random soldier is consumed by the fire,and blown up*
  • 11:49Invader JibTark: *Jumps back*
  • 11:49CravitusElite 96: "Man down, get to cover!"
  • Elite 42: "What's happening!?"
  • 11:49MysteriousjillguyWarrb:*Ducks behind a chunk the ship*
  • chunk of the ship*
  • 11:50CravitusA few of the troops begin to panic, but after a moment it seemed quiet, save for the wind.
  • 11:50Mysteriousjillguy
  • The ship's wreckage burns,along with the unseen body of the random soldier*
  • Warrb:Poor rookie. Oh well.
  • 11:50CravitusSkabb poked his helmeted skull over the mound, and eyed the wreckage.
  • 11:51MysteriousjillguyElite 45:He must have self destructed his ship remotely. Whoever we're looking for knows we're here.
  • 11:51CravitusSkabb: "Computer, note casualty and send report to Herklae MedEvac," He sighed.
  • "The rest of you, keep alert."
  • 11:51Mysteriousjillguy
  • A bunch of robot drones come out of the ship,and examine the random soldier*
  • Drone:He's dead,Skabb.
  • 11:52CravitusSkabb: "Computer, update casualty report. Subject is indeed dead."
  • "PAK status?"
  • 11:52MysteriousjillguyDrone:Destroyed.
  • 11:52CravitusHe rose to his feet, and eyed the ridges lining the clearing cautiously.
  • 11:52MysteriousjillguyWarrb:Wow. That's dead-er then dead.
  • 11:52Cravitus"Again, computer, update casualty report. PAK destroyed, no chance of recovery."
  • 11:53MysteriousjillguyDrone:Affirmative.
  • The drones return to the ship*
  • 11:53Cravitus"Waste of Irken life..." Skabb sighed.
  • "Tark, take point, we need to get out of the open."
  • 11:53Mysteriousjillguy
  • A trail of dried,purple blood seems to come from the ship,leading into the cave*
  • Elite 48:There's a trail of blood. It seems ...fresh..?
  • Elite 48:He,she,it must be wounded.
  • 11:54CravitusElite 96: "That doesn't look Irken to me. Too... Blue-y."
  • 11:54MysteriousjillguyWarrb:This is going to be an easy catch.
  • Warrb:Of course it is,you oaf! It's a nightmare irken!
  • 11:55Invader JibTark:*Looks for a safer point*
  • 11:55CravitusElite 42: "What if there's more of them, watching? Waiting?"
  • 11:55MysteriousjillguyWarrb:You're starting to sound like one of those conspiracy theorists.
  • 11:56CravitusElite 34: "We're probably gonna sound like dead people if we keep our mouths going at this rate."
  • 11:56MysteriousjillguyElite 45:Agreed.
  • 11:56Cravitus"The hills may have ears, if you catch my drift."
  • 11:56Invader JibTark: *Directs some to move toward a safer area*
  • 11:56CravitusSkabb nodded.
  • Skabb: "Move up, keep calm, keep quiet."
  • "If you see anything of note, holler."
  • 11:57MysteriousjillguyWarrb:*Walks toward the cave where the trail of blood leads*
  • Warrb:Are we going to go get him or what? He's in this cave.
  • 11:58CravitusSkabb shrugged. "I said move up, didn't I?"
  • 11:58MysteriousjillguyWarrb:Oh yeah.
  • The elites move forward,into the cave*
  • They activate flashlights attached to their guns,and move cautiously into the cave*
  • 11:59CravitusSkabb: "Pitch black in here. Even my Ocular Implants aren't penetrating that without these lights."
  • 11:59MysteriousjillguyWarrb:*Shines flashlight around*
  • 11:59Cravitus(plot twist: it's a nest of bonecrushing arraak fly thingies)
  • (rip entire squad)
  • Skabb: "Let's stick to the trail, keep in pairs at least."
  • 12:00Mysteriousjillguy
  • One of the elites ahead seems to fall downward,seeming to disappear*
  • The elite screams*
  • 12:00Invader JibTark: ...
  • Tark: *Quickly moves towards them*
  • 12:01Mysteriousjillguy
  • The elite behind him stops,and shines his light downward*
  • 12:01CravitusElite 42: "...Mookie, was that you?!" They nervously muttered, swinging their rifle towards their last known position.
  • 12:01Mysteriousjillguy
  • The cave floor stops,revealing a large drop*
  • 12:01CravitusSkabb sighed, and keyed his wristcomm.
  • "Elite, you still breathing?"
  • Static replied.
  • 12:02Mysteriousjillguy
  • The drop leads to subterranean tunnels and pathways*
  • 12:02Cravitus"Are you there, soldier?"
  • 12:02MysteriousjillguyElite 45:This cavern is deeper then I thought..
  • 12:02CravitusElite 96: "...Is it me, or do those tunnels look like something carved them out?"
  • 12:02Mysteriousjillguy
  • The 45th Elite activates his PAK legs,and climbs down*
  • Warrb:*Climbs downward as well*
  • 12:03CravitusElite 42: "If they could burrow through this stuff, I don't want to know what it does to us."
  • Skabb sighed, and followed, with the rest of the group beginning to do the same in single file.
  • 12:03MysteriousjillguyWarrb:Let's hope "they" isn't an "IT".
  • 12:04CravitusElite 34: "Afirmativo to that."
  • 12:05Mysteriousjillguy
  • A few elites walk into one of the tunnels,guns held up*
  • 12:06CravitusSkabb took a moment and looked to his Wrist-Comm again, other hand aiming his pistol forward.
  • 12:06Mysteriousjillguy
  • A mumbled voice echos in the tunnel,along with a painful grunt*
  • 12:06Invader JibTark: *Looks up a bit, then continues*
  • 12:06CravitusSkabb paused, and lowered the Wrist-Comm.
  • 12:06Invader JibTark: *pauses as well*
  • 12:07CravitusSkabb motioned for the others to prepare for the worst, and he activated his helmet's external speaker.
  • 12:07Mysteriousjillguy
  • One of the elites steps on a broken tablet like device,covered in the same purple blood*
  • 12:07Cravitus"Elite, are you still with us?" He shouted, his voice echoing.
  • "Respond, that's an order."
  • 12:08Invader JibTark: *Holds weapon in a more prepared position*
  • 12:08MysteriousjillguyElite:He's in this tunnel..
  • 12:08CravitusSkabb glanced to the other soldier, then the damaged device.
  • Behind his mask, his eyes widened, almost like dinnerplates.
  • Then, he immediately cut his helmet's speaker.
  • 12:09Mysteriousjillguy
  • The tunnel leads to a large cavern,a large pool of water is in the cave*
  • A cow sized spider like creature is in the cavern,holding the corpse of the now dead elite*
  • 12:10CravitusSkabb: "...Troopers?"
  • "Shoot it. Shoot it now."
  • 12:10Mysteriousjillguy
  • It emits a humming noise and crawls onto the wall,and quickly runs up to a hole in the ceiling*
  • 12:11CravitusA few of the Elites yelp in surprise, firing off in surprise.
  • All of the laser pulses, plasma bolts, and railgun slugs miss.
  • 12:11Invader Jib
  • Footsteps echo from further in the cave*
  • 12:11MysteriousjillguyWarrb:Well,good thing it didn't feast on our flesh.
  • Warrb:*Antennae go up*
  • 12:12CravitusSkabb turned, and raised a fist to indicate trouble.
  • 12:12Invader JibTark: *Gets ready*
  • 12:12CravitusHe sighed, and looked towards the noise, activating his wristcomm again.
  • "Computer, log casualty report. Fatality on Elite Unit. Local wildlife."
  • Then, the wristcomm responded with a garbled chirp, and he narrowed his eyes even further as he shifted his focus between the noise and the machine.
  • "...No signal. Figures," He sighed.
  • 12:13Mysteriousjillguy
  • A nearby wall explodes,dust flies everywhere*
  • 12:14CravitusSkabb grunted, thrown into the water by the blast, and a few elites fell over in sheer shock.
  • 12:14Mysteriousjillguy
  • Two irkens walk out of the gigantic hole in the wall*
  • 12:14Cravitus(Ach, brb
  • 12:14MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Where'd you get those explosives from?
  • Draxx:I dunno.
  • ( k
  • 12:14Cravitus(kback)
  • 12:14MysteriousjillguyWarrb:HOW DID YOU TWO GET HERE?!
  • Elite:*Gasps in surprise*
  • 12:15CravitusElite 42: "SWEET MOTHER OF ALMIGHTY IRK-"
  • 12:15Mysteriousjillguy
  • A few elites groan from the fact that Darrz is here*
  • 12:15Invader JibTark: *Sigh*
  • 12:15MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Draxx got out his cage,but he wanted to play a game. I think it was "break the cage and knock out the guards" or something.
  • Draxx:MMHMM!
  • Draxx:SIF HELPED MEH!
  • 12:16CravitusElite 96 looked to Tark. "Can we please shoot him? No one will ever know."
  • 12:16Mysteriousjillguy
  • Draxx holds up the creepy rock,it's eyes staring at Skabb*
  • 12:16Cravitus(but skabb's still flailing underwater)
  • (because explosive blasts)
  • 12:16Mysteriousjillguy( oh right
  • Tark
  • 12:17Invader JibTark: Err I don't exactly want to get-*looks at the rock*
  • Tark: *Narrows eyes intensley*
  • 12:18Cravitus( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lXdyD2Yzls
  • 12:18Invader Jib
  • The footsteps get louder as they continue through*
  • 12:19CravitusSuddenly, behind you, a frantic splashing begins to make itself known.
  • 12:19MysteriousjillguyDarrz:!
  • Darrz:OH NO! SKABBY!
  • Darrz:*Pulls Skabb out of the water*
  • Darrz:I'll PREFORM CPR!
  • 12:19CravitusSkabb: *Unintelligible anger*
  • 12:20MysteriousjillguyDarrz:*Prepares to engage lip to lip contact*
  • 12:20CravitusSuddenly, you hear a strange spider-like chittering from above, and you also remember you have helmets.
  • 12:20MysteriousjillguyDraxx:*Slowly takes out a camera from nowhere*
  • Darrz:*Turns around,knocking Skabb back into the water*
  • Darrz:Wot was that?!
  • (Spider:*Takes off a mask,revealing it to lurk*
  • (lurk:surprise
  • ( [plot twist sounds]
  • (to be*
  • 12:21Cravitus(skabb: heresy ( *blam*
  • 12:21Mysteriousjillguy( RIP lurk
  • 12:22CravitusThe chittering ceases.
  • 12:22MysteriousjillguyWarrb:We should really get the injured whatever it was and get going.
  • 12:23CravitusAngry and fuming, Skabb hauled himself from the strange, rather random pool of water that should by all rights not exist due to the fact it was in a glacier.
  • 12:23MysteriousjillguyWarrb:*Holds gun up,moving toward the source of the footsteps*
  • Darrz:*Follows*
  • 12:23CravitusSkabb: "You know the drill, advance, aim at him, capture."
  • 12:23MysteriousjillguyElite 45:Who's there? Show yourself.
  • 12:24Invader Jib
  • The footsteps are slow, but attempt to speed up as they continue through the cave*
  • 12:24CravitusSkabb: "Warrb!"
  • 12:24MysteriousjillguyElite 45:We know you're injured. Give up now and we won't beat you to death.
  • Warrb:Yes..?
  • 12:24CravitusHe raised a stunstuck, and tossed it to the elite.
  • 12:25MysteriousjillguyElite 48:Yeah. We'll only beat you until you're incapable of fighting back.
  • 12:25CravitusSkabb: "I don't care if you have to drag him kicking and screaming, just get him here and subdued."
  • 12:25MysteriousjillguyWarrb:*Catches it,puts other gun away*
  • 12:25Cravitus(*Stunstick
  • (think shockspear without bladed metal parts of killystab
  • 12:25Mysteriousjillguy(Popsicle stick
  • ( its made from acidic arraak ice
  • 12:26Cravitus(mmyess
  • 12:26Mysteriousjillguy( nightmare:it burns
  • 12:26Cravitus(it's a hit with all the darrz
  • 12:26MysteriousjillguyDraxx:DRAXX SMELLS NIGHTMARE!
  • Draxx:*Sniffs*
  • Draxx:*Weird gurgling noises,runs further into the cavern*
  • 12:26CravitusSkabb growled quietly , glancing to Draxx in annoyance.
  • 12:27MysteriousjillguyDraxx:*Chucks his pet rock at the source of the footsteps*
  • 12:27Invader Jib???: OW
  • 12:27CravitusSkabb: "Follow that maniac!"
  • 12:27Mysteriousjillguy
  • A loud smack is heard*
  • Warrb:*Runs to the source of the noise*
  • Draxx:*Runs on 4 legs,going to the unknown source of the voice*
  • 12:27Invader JibTark: *Runs as well*
  • 12:28CravitusSkabb: "Advance, move it, kick it into gear!"
  • 12:28MysteriousjillguyDraxx:*Loud gibberish noises*
  • 12:28Cravitus"I am NOT losing this one!"
  • 12:28Invader JibA gray-ish, irken like figure comes to clearer vision as they continue, scrambling to get away*
  • 12:28CravitusSkabb hissed, and raised his pistol as he ran, attempting to get a clear shot.
  • "Stun!" He barked, and the pistol clicked and shifted to comply.
  • 12:29Mysteriousjillguy
  • A spider like creature jumps from the ceiling,landing in front of the figure*
  • Creature:*Screeches*
  • Warrb:GAHH!
  • 12:29Invader Jib
  • The figure desperately tries to escape*
  • 12:29CravitusElite 96: "OH SWEET TALLEST-"
  • 12:29Mysteriousjillguy
  • The spider whacks the figure into a wall,angrily roaring*
  • Darrz:*Fires at the spider*
  • 12:30CravitusElite 42: "Shoot it! SHOOT IT!"
  • 12:30MysteriousjillguyDraxx:*Jumps onto the figure,licking him like some kind of horrible puppy*
  • 12:30CravitusSkabb growled, and fumbled with the handgun as the others opened up on it.
  • 12:30Mysteriousjillguy
  • The creature hisses*
  • 12:30Invader JibTark: *Fires his laser rifle at the figure*
  • 12:30Cravitus"Inferno rounds!" He hissed.
  • 12:30Mysteriousjillguy
  • The creature grabs Elite 45 with it's long tounge,and swallows him whole*
  • 12:31CravitusElite 42: "Man down, man down!"
  • 12:31Mysteriousjillguy
  • The creature crushes a few elites with it's sharp,pointed legs*
  • Warrb:MORE MEN DOWN!
  • 12:31CravitusSkabb fired a burning, napalm-covered slug at the thing, followed by a dozen more as it advanced.
  • 12:31MysteriousjillguyWarrb:*Fires his stun gun at the creature*
  • 12:31CravitusSkabb: "KEEP! SHOOTING!"
  • "DO NOT STOP FIRING!"
  • 12:31Mysteriousjillguy
  • The creature stumbles,weakened by the fire and the stun gun*
  • Draxx chucks a frying pan at the creature,it falls over*
  • 12:32CravitusSkabb continued to lay on the heat, rather literally as the inferno rounds lived up to their name.
  • 12:33Mysteriousjillguy
  • A chunk of the wall collaspes,crushing the creature and blocking the rest of the cavern*
  • Rocks fly everywhere,a few elites are crushed to death*
  • 12:33CravitusSkabb stumbled bag, and growled in anger.
  • (*back
  • 12:33MysteriousjillguyWarrb:*Runs,desperately trying to not get hit by a boulder*
  • 12:33Invader JibTark: *Tumbles and crawls to safer ground8
  • 12:33CravitusSkabb: "This is a damned slaughter!"
  • 12:33Mysteriousjillguy
  • Dust flies everywhere,the collaspe stops*
  • Darrz pops out of a pile of rocks*
  • 12:34CravitusSkabb groaned quietly in general irritation.
  • 12:34MysteriousjillguyDarrz:I survived! With multiple head injuries and possible brain damage!
  • 12:34CravitusSkabb: "Squad," He sighed, disregarding Darrz. "Status?"
  • 12:35MysteriousjillguyWarrb:*Sighs in disappointment*
  • 12:35CravitusElite 96: "...I can't feel my legs!"
  • 12:35MysteriousjillguyElite 67:24 dead,a few injured.
  • Draxx is on top of the figure,angrily biting him*
  • 12:35CravitusSkabb stumbled a bit in shock. "Twenty four elites?"
  • 12:36MysteriousjillguyWarrb:I think we might have caught our target though.
  • 12:36CravitusHe growled, and walked towards the figure
  • 12:36Invader Jib??? OW
  • 12:36CravitusSkabb: "We better have."
  • 12:36Invader Jib
  • 12:36MysteriousjillguyElite 67:I think we lost a bit back in the tunnel..uh..they seemed to have gone missing..
  • Elite 67:Im guessing it was whatever lives in the cavern looking for food.
  • 12:37CravitusSkabb: "We'll call this in to the Garrison at Herklae, they'll probably send a team in to find any remains."
  • 12:37MysteriousjillguyWarrb:What a shame. *Pushes the elite away,walking toward the figure*
  • 12:37Cravitus"First, though..." Skabb stopped, just short of the figure.
  • 12:37MysteriousjillguyWarrb:So,who are you?
  • Warrb:*Aims stun gun at the figure*
  • Draxx:*Jumps off the figure,walking behind Skabb*
  • Draxx:*Stands up,brushes self off*
  • 12:38Invader Jib???: Uh...
  • 12:38MysteriousjillguyDarrz:He looks like he's dehydrated and suffering from some horrible skin disease.
  • 12:38CravitusSkabb: "That's normal for his kind," Skabb grunted.
  • 12:38MysteriousjillguyWarrb:You have 15 seconds to identify yourself,then I'm firing.
  • 12:38Invader Jib???: Yeah...horrible skin disease..
  • 12:39MysteriousjillguyElite:It looks like a nightmare irken..
  • 12:39Invader Jib???: I'm uh...Glub, and I fell off a cliff and ended up with this horrible skin disease.
  • 12:39CravitusSkabb growled, and sent a metal boot into the figure's gut.
  • "Wrong answer!'
  • 12:39MysteriousjillguyWarrb:*Moves the gun closer to the figure*
  • 12:40Invader JibGlub?: How would you know
  • 12:40CravitusSkabb crossed his arms. "I have experience in matters with your kind."
  • 12:40MysteriousjillguyDraxx:I KNOW HE IS NIGHTMARE IRKEN! Because I know their smell!
  • 12:40CravitusHe looked to Warrb.
  • "Cook him, he's not coming in easy."
  • (cook as in use the shockstick thing, not eat him)
  • 12:41MysteriousjillguyWarrb:*Whacks Glub in the head with the stun gun*
  • Warrb:*Fires it*
  • 12:41Invader JibGlub: GGHGHHH
  • Glub: *Falls to the ground more*
  • 12:42MysteriousjillguyWarrb: That should uh..wait..this thing is supposed to hurt right? Or paralyze him?
  • 12:42Cravitus"It'll keep him out cold for a bit."
  • 12:42MysteriousjillguyWarrb: I don't think we'll get answers from him if he can't move at all.
  • Warrb:Oh. Right.
  • 12:42Cravitus"The objective right now isn't to get answers, I'll remind you.
  • 12:42MysteriousjillguyWarrb:Yes sir.
  • 12:42Cravitus"The objective now? Get this meatsack out of here, and get back to base alive."
  • 12:43Mysteriousjillguy
  • Some elites carry "Glub",and head toward the tunnel back*
  • 12:43Cravitus(Brb, must compuswitch)
  • 12:43Mysteriousjillguy
  • Darrz,Draxx,and Warrb head to the tunnel as well*
  • ravitusSkabb: "If you can walk, try to keep up and follow us out! We are leaving, troopers!"
  • 1:14Mysteriousjillguy*Darrz exits the cave,going outside*
  • 1:14Invader JibTark and some soldiers: *Walks*
  • 1:14MysteriousjillguyWarrb:*Walks out of the Cave's entrance*
  • Warrb:So uh,about the prize money..you think I could get a tiny amount from it? Uh..for old time's sake? Huh Skabb? Err..Sir.
  • 1:15CravitusSkabb: "Whatev..." Suddenly, he paused mid sentence, trailing off.
  • Elite 96: "Uh, is it me, or is there MORE SMOKE than there was before?"
  • 1:16Mysteriousjillguy*The elites slam the nightmare irken on the floor*
  • Elite:..?
  • 1:17CravitusAhead, where the ship used to be was a constant cloud of smoke drifting up.
  • 1:18MysteriousjillguyWarrb:WHAT?!
  • Elite 48:What happened to the ship?!
  • 1:18CravitusSkabb: "Well, then, the day just keeps getting better and better, eh?"
  • Elite 42: "...Uh, yeah, I'm not gonna walk back to base."
  • 1:19Mysteriousjillguy*Skabb's comunicator beeps*
  • 1:19CravitusWith a groan, Skabb raised his arm, and the Communicator chirped to life.
  • 1:20MysteriousjillguyCommunicator:SKABB?! Where are you?! Are you still alive?!
  • 1:20Cravitus"Yes. Listen, I'm gonna need a pickup...."
  • He looked to the now vacant space that the ship had landed on.
  • 1:21MysteriousjillguyCommunicator:Negative. Err..uh..not that we won't be sending more ships in.
  • 1:21CravitusElite 96: "...Hey, where are those guards we left?"
  • Skabb immediately straightened up. "What do you mean, Negative?!"
  • 1:21MysteriousjillguyCommunicator:We have another job for you.
  • 1:22Cravitus"I am an Irken Adjucator, commissioned to hunt the Enemies of the Empire within and without!"
  • 1:22MysteriousjillguyCommunicator:Your ship was purposely destroyed,Skabb.
  • 1:22CravitusThat got his attention.
  • 1:22MysteriousjillguyCommunicator:Enemy fire.
  • 1:23Cravitus"...Well. Absolutely positively great."
  • 1:23MysteriousjillguyCommunicator:We can't exactly pinpoint where the attack originated from,but it came from further north,somewhere in the glaciers.
  • Communicator:No one else wants to take the time to land on this horrid planet,so you're the only one that can handle this.
  • 1:24CravitusSkabb glanced behind him, over the ridge.
  • Skabb: "What about the Herklae Garrison? The Conscript Legions?"
  • "They're here, can't they deal with it?"
  • 1:26MysteriousjillguyCommunicator:We'll be sending in more troops to help you.
  • Communicator:Negative.
  • 1:27CravitusSkabb: "Well why the heck not?"
  • 1:29MysteriousjillguyCommunicator:Hellish weather. We're dealing with a sandstorm,acid rain,and a horrible storm. COMBINED!
  • Communicator:Horrible isn't it?
  • 1:29CravitusSkabb sighed. "Indeed."
  • 1:29MysteriousjillguyCommunicator:Also some delay.
  • 1:29Cravitus"That all, then?"
  • 1:30MysteriousjillguyCommunicator:Well,we suspect whoever did this is more then a couple irken rebels. So I'd be extremely careful.
  • 1:30CravitusSkabb froze.
  • "Rebels?"
  • 1:31MysteriousjillguyWarrb:...Uh..Duh
  • 1:31Cravitus"Oh, defects, nightmare dimensions, sandstorms of acid, horrible spiders..." He grunted.
  • "Happy days."
  • 1:32MysteriousjillguyCommunicator: The kind of weapon that took out your ship didn't use any familiar projectiles at all.
  • Communicator:This could be a type of technology we haven't encountered before.
  • Communicator:At least on Arraak..
  • 1:32CravitusSkabb huffed incredulously.
  • "Any more bad news?
  • 1:33MysteriousjillguyCommunicator:Well uh. Don't die and stuff. Also,look out for any giant,ravenous insects that hunger for flesh.
  • *Communicator shuts off*
  • 1:33CravitusSkabb sighed, and let the arm go limp at his side.
  • "Well, too late to prevent THAT."

  • *An explosion is heard miles away*
  • *A chunk of Skabb's ship crashes into the snow nearby*

  • Darrz:Oop. Glad I wasn't in that ship.
  • Warrb: Well uh..I guess we should head to wherever the the enemy fire came from.
  • Warrb:I'm still getting part of the prize money right?
  • Draxx: I HAVEN'T EATEN COINS IN YEARS.

  • Skabb: "For all intents and purposes, yes, you get the money too," Skabb groaned.
  • Elite 96: "Seriously, what happened to all those guards?"
  • Elite 96: "I don't even see any blood or bodies, just little... Ashy, burnt bits."
  • 1:40Invader JibTark: I'd assume they died...or were taken away forcefully?

  • Skabb: "Well, they're gone just the same. Why, this has just been positive, hasn't it?"
  • Elite 42: "Uh, can we please move OUT of the area where we know lots of people must've died?"
  • 1:42Invader JibTark: ...*Steps a couple inches away*
  • 1:42Mysteriousjillguy*A few shuvvers land,a bit damaged from used-to-be-normal storm from earlier*
  • *One of them seems to fall over,it's engines malfunction*
  • Warrb:Nice reinforcements.
  • 1:42Cravitus(ach
  • 1:42Mysteriousjillguy*Irken troops come out of the ships*

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