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SummaryEdit

A plot to destroy Irk is uncovered and only a bunch of random protagonists can stop it, and some spikey headed child and some insane irken.


Takes place after The UNIverse and sometime after 1000 thousand years later  


TranscriptEdit

10:

  • Lurk is riding in some stolen random ship as usual*
  • 10:02MysteriousjillguyLurk:Doo dee doo doody gonna visit Menami doody doo
  • Lurk:Say Zav where was that space station again?
  • The ship begins flying toward it*
  • Lurk:Huh. look at that.
  • Darrz: :I
  • The ship begins flying headfirst into the station*
  • 10:03Invader JibZav: Uh
  • Zav: Last tiem I checked it was a few inches from here
  • Zav: Wait HOLY-
  • 10:04MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Wait a sec why is the station getting bigger and bigger-
  • 10:04Invader JibZav: *Pushes the wheel, barely turning the ship*
  • 10:04Mysteriousjillguy
  • The ship steers to the right*
  • Lurk:w-WOAH
  • Lurk:That was close-
  • An asteroid randomly flys in knocking the ship*
  • Lurk:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • An alarm blairs*
  • Lurk:QUICK
  • Lurk:EVERYONE PUT ON YOUR SEAT BELT
  • zeerk:How is that going to save us-
  • Lurk:Wait when did you get here-
  • 10:06INVADER VEX
  • In front of the ship, There's a small, grey Irken information relay center, covered in satellite dishes and sensory material. Inside they can see Irkens curiously watching the spinning ship*
  • 10:06Mysteriousjillguy
  • The ship crashes into some hangar in the station*
  • The ship emits smoke*
  • 10:06
  • The airlock on the hangar closes behind them*
  • 10:06MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Twitches*
  • Lurk:My SPINNEE
  • 10:07Invader JibZav: Make sure the log says this wasn't my fault at all
  • 10:07MysteriousjillguyDarrz:How is it we always survive crashes like this
  • zeerk:Lurk you're an AWFUL driver
  • Lurk:*is out of the ship*
  • zeerk:...sigh
  • 10:07INVADER VEX
  • The door into the interior of the station opens. Commander Thresh walks out to them with his mask on and a rifle in his hands*
  • 10:08MysteriousjillguyLurk:OH HI-uh..what was your name again.
  • Darrz:HEY Y'KNOW WHAT THIS WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO CALL AVERII MMHMM YEP
  • 10:08Invader JibZav: Oh, commander Thresh *Makes a hand gesture pointing at the others*
  • 10:08INVADER VEXThresh: Commander Thresh. And You're Lurk. I take it you're here to see Menami. Well, she isn't here.
  • 10:08MysteriousjillguyDarrz:*Takes out a communicator and dials Averii's phone number*
  • zeerk:Didnt Menami have the day off today? Yeaaahh
  • Lurk:WH-
  • 10:09INVADER VEXThresh: ... *puts his rifle on his back and looks behind him at a bunch of confused soldiers*
  • 10:09MysteriousjillguyLurk:WHAT IS THIS?!
  • Lurk:I DROVE ACROSS 15 STAR SYSTEMS AND
  • Lurk:Eh
  • Darrz:OH GOD
  • Darrz:AVERII ISNT ANSWERING HIS PHONE
  • Darrz:HES DEAD
  • Darrz:NOOOOOOOOO
  • 10:10INVADER VEXThresh: ...
  • 10:10MysteriousjillguyDarrz:IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME!
  • Darrz falls onto the ground banging it with his fists*
  • 10:11INVADER VEX
  • Scythe slides into the room and falls over, screaming and banging on the ground next to Darrz*
  • 10:11MysteriousjillguyLurk:Uh..
  • zeerk:...scythe what are you doing
  • 10:11INVADER VEXThresh: Scythe! Stop it.
  • 10:11YourFavoriteFangirl(i like scythe
  • 10:11INVADER VEXScythe: It's what all the cool kids are doing!
  • Scythe: ALL. OF. THEM.
  • 10:12Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:*looks at Scythe,disturbed*
  • Lurk:I wonder if I can drag Mario over here.
  • Lurk takes out his convient always present somehow communication device that doesnt resemble a phone at all*
  • Lurk:*Dials Marios number*
  • 10:13
  • 10:13Mysteriousjillguy
  • A recording of hatbot gurgling comes out of the phone*
  • 10:13Invader JibZav: Is there any reason I was needed on that FIVE HOUR DRIVE
  • 10:13INVADER VEXScythe: *sneaks up behind Lurk and stares at Mario's contact picture*
  • 10:13MysteriousjillguyLurk:DARN IT IT WENT TO VOICE MAIL
  • Lurk:=_o? *Looks at Scythe*
  • 10:13INVADER VEXScythe: *waddles back over to Thresh*
  • 10:13Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk slowly puts the totally not phone and shuffles away*
  • away*
  • Lurk:So uh..you guys got any food here?
  • 10:14INVADER VEXThresh: Um. Yeah, sure.
  • Thresh: Follow me.
  • 10:14MysteriousjillguyLurk:*follows*
  • 10:14Invader JibZav: *Follows Thresh*
  • 10:14MysteriousjillguyDarrz:*Continues trying to call Averii out of paranoia*
  • zeerk follows*
  • 10:15INVADER VEXThresh: *walks through the door and through the hallway of soldiers* Back to work everyone! Those monitors aren't gonna look at themselves. Well... They have cameras.... But thats not the point!
  • The soldiers wander away back to work*
  • 10:15MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Wait wut does he me zav
  • mean*
  • Lurk:WHERE IS THE FOOD?!
  • 10:16INVADER VEXScythe: YOU'RE the food....
  • 10:16MysteriousjillguyLurk:No
  • Lurk:Stop that
  • Lurk:Shame on you
  • 10:16INVADER VEXScythe: Mmmmhhhmmm.
  • 10:17Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Lurk has a point is there some kind of cafeteria? I'm hungry.
  • 10:17INVADER VEXThresh: Yeah. Well. We have some... microwaved MRIs...
  • 10:17MysteriousjillguyLurk:MRIs?
  • 10:17Invader JibZav: *Sigh* Darrz, he meant the other soliders had to go back to their jobs *in a very condescending voice*
  • 10:17INVADER VEXThresh: And... A caffeine pill dispensary. You can crush them up and put them in your food....
  • 10:17MysteriousjillguyLurk:WHAT ARE THOOOOOSEEEEE?
  • 10:18Invader Jib
  • late reply
  • 10:18INVADER VEXThresh: It's like... a plastic bag of food that you microwave.
  • 10:18MysteriousjillguyLurk:Blepth
  • Lurk:You got any burgers?
  • Darrz:A burger to surpass Commander Thresh
  • Lurk:...What
  • 10:18INVADER VEXThresh: We have a hamburger casserole MRI. But Scythe ate half of it so you dont really want it
  • 10:19MysteriousjillguyLurk:Blepgth
  • Lurk:Hm
  • Lurk:Well I guess I could go look at your telescopes or observatory, you guys got anything like that?
  • 10:19INVADER VEX
  • They get to the cafeteria, which is basically just a small room with a table and two microwaves*
  • 10:19Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Wow this cafeteria is AWESOME.
  • Darrz:I know right
  • Lurk:..:I
  • 10:20Invader JibZav: Yeah uh *narrows eyes at lurk* you might wanna send someone to make sure he doesn't break anything
  • 10:20INVADER VEXThresh: Yep. *takes out a shiny foil bag and puts it in a microwave*
  • 10:20MysteriousjillguyLurk:Why would I break anything-
  • Lurk accidentally hits a microwave causing it to fall over*
  • Lurk:...It was already broken.
  • 10:21INVADER VEXThresh: Lurk!... *Groans* Ok. Zav, take him up to the sensory recon room. And.. Don't let him touch anything
  • 10:21Mysteriousjillguy
  • Meanwhile in the sensory room place*
  • zeerk sits in a chair,bored*
  • 10:21Invader JibZav: Remember, Lurk, don't break ANYTHING
  • 10:22
  • 10:22MysteriousjillguyLurk:mmk
  • A light next to Zeerk's chair blinks*
  • 10:27Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:?
  • zeerk:Why is this thing blinking?
  • Lurk:*Looking through telescope*
  • Lurk:Hey..uh..I see some weird blobs coming toward the station..
  • 10:28INVADER VEX
  • Thresh climbs up into the booth
  • Thresh: Let me look. Could be nothing
  • 10:28Invader JibZav: Weird blobs?
  • 10:28MysteriousjillguyLurk:THEY MIGHT INTER DIMENSIONAL HORRORS FROM THE DIMENSION OF HORROR17
  • zeerk:What a creative and descriptive name.
  • 10:29INVADER VEX
  • Thresh looks through the digital telescope* *There are two sets of coordinates that are circled in red, and they are moving across the space station's side*
  • Thresh: Hm. I have no idea what that is...
  • Thresh: *on his radio* Fire a shot at enclosed coordinates. Just one. Mark any course correction not predicted by monitoring software.
  • 10:30MysteriousjillguyLurk:Everyone get some supplies and prepare for the eldritch apocalypse. *Puts on a construction hat with garlic taped to it*
  • 10:31INVADER VEX
  • A green beam of plasma rips through space and through one of the blobs. It stops where it is and looks like it's boiling in space*
  • Thresh: Uh... That's probably not good.
  • 10:32MysteriousjillguyLurk:..Huh?
  • Darrz:*Continues to attempt to call ave*
  • 10:33INVADER VEX
  • The other blob starts to boil, and five pin-shaped, weird looking objects burst out of them and fly right at the station.*
  • Thresh: Oh crap! Fire all weapons at those... Things! Right now!
  • 10:34Invader Jib
  • many soldiers activate various weapons*
  • 10:34INVADER VEX
  • Ten bursts of green lasers fly right at the objects- they swerve and dodge the lasers with incredible precision*
  • 10:35INVADER VEX
  • One of the objects explodes, and shrapnel flies towards the station, breaking out a window and tossing three irkens into space*
  • 10:35MysteriousjillguyLurk:AHHH!
  • Darrz:*Bangs on his communicator for Ave to answer*
  • Darrz begins spazzing out*
  • Darrz:GFDHRTGHRTGJRTGHJYGHJHGKHKKLLOOPOOUAUGHHUUH
  • 10:35CravitusDarrz's Communicator beeped as someone finally answered.
  • 10:35Mysteriousjillguy
  • Darrz yells into it*
  • 10:36CravitusAve: "-What have I told you about trying to reach my through my personal number?"
  • 10:36INVADER VEXThresh: Oh my- Ok! Lets... Uh.. Let's go kill those things. *takes out his rifle and seals his helmet* Oh by the way... The entire ship is a vacuum now except for this room. So do you guys have helmets?
  • 10:36MysteriousjillguyDarrz:AVEWE'REBEINGATTACKEDBYHORRIBLESPACEBLOBSANDIFWEDONTCOMEOVERANDSAVEUSWE'REALLGONNADIEANDILLSENDFANFICTIONTOYOUIFYOUDONTBREFDHTRRTF
  • Lurk snatches it*
  • Lurk:WE NEED A SHIP GET OVER HERE AND BRING YOUR ROBOT!
  • 10:36CravitusAve: "What the hell have you done this time?"
  • 10:37Invader JibZav: *Gets a helmet and puts it on*
  • 10:37INVADER VEXThresh: Give me the comm!
  • 10:37MysteriousjillguyLurk:We're being attacked at some sort of irken military station by..uh..space..blobs
  • 10:37Invader JibZav: I use these a lot
  • 10:37Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk hands it to Thresh*
  • 10:37INVADER VEX
  • the ships smash into the station, knocking them around
  • 10:37CravitusAve: "Who am I speaking to!?"
  • 10:37Invader JibZav: *Tumbles*
  • 10:37Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:*Puts on his bubble helmet*
  • Lurk and Darrz stumble*
  • 10:37CravitusAve: "Darrz? Are you still there?"
  • 10:37INVADER VEXThresh: This is commander Thresh. If you are Irken military personel, these are our coordinates. Please come quickly, we need immediate evac
  • personnel
  • 10:38CravitusThe communicator began a flat tone, and the connection died.
  • 10:39INVADER VEXThresh: Ah, crap, it's dead. *hands the comm back to Darrz. Ok... Let's get down there, maybe I can get to the hangar and get us a ship
  • there's a huge bang on the hatch below them*
  • 10:40MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Okie Dokie
  • Darrz opens the hatch*
  • Darrz:Hello?
  • Lurk:*Facepalm*
  • 10:40INVADER VEX
  • Scythe flies into the room
  • 10:40Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk activates his bubble helmet*
  • Lurk:Oh it wasnt some space blob come to eat our souls.
  • 10:40INVADER VEXScythe: Pretty close though... Amiright?
  • 10:41Invader JibZav: *Activates his helmet, and jumps into the hatch*
  • 10:41Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Not really.
  • 10:41INVADER VEXThresh: Yeah... not really. Ok, lets go
  • 10:41Mysteriousjillguy
  • zeerk sprouts mechanian robotic tenetacles and climbs down the hatch*
  • 10:41INVADER VEX
  • thresh jumps down and into the zero-g area below them
  • 10:41Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:So uh...scythe..what did you see down there-
  • zeerk floats*
  • zeerk:Woah
  • Darrz spins around*
  • Darrz:WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • Lurk:QUIT FOOLING AROUND DA-oh hey this is kinda fun
  • 10:42INVADER VEXScythe: Normal stuff... Crappy food... Giant cyborg abominations build with the sole purpose of our destructuion
  • 10:42Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk floats around*
  • 10:42INVADER VEXScythe: Stuff like that
  • 10:42MysteriousjillguyLurk:Wait what-
  • A dotian appears from an open hatch nearby, it jumps onto Lurk*
  • Lurk:HLUYUKUYL!UAUGH
  • 10:43INVADER VEXScythe: Mhm yep. Giant cyborg abomination
  • 10:43MysteriousjillguyLurk:ITS BITING MY FLESH
  • 10:43INVADER VEXScythe: Well... I guess its not that giant
  • 10:43Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk punches it in the face*
  • Dotian:*Hiss*
  • 10:43INVADER VEXThresh: *grabs the thing and shoots it through its head*
  • 10:43Mysteriousjillguy
  • zeerk sprouts a mechanian tenetacle and slams it away*
  • The sounds of more dotians is heard from the nearby hatch*
  • 10:44Invader JibZav: *Readies guns*
  • 10:44MysteriousjillguyLurk:oop...
  • 10:44INVADER VEXThresh: These are... Dotians... But they aren't... what in the world..? *looks over to the hatch and puts up his rifle*
  • 10:44Mysteriousjillguy
  • Dotians fly into the room, making gurgling noises*
  • Lurk:*Takes out a plasma disc launcher and shoots at the dotians one by one*
  • 10:44INVADER VEXThresh: OH DANG! *shoots into the room, hitting some of them with bolts of plasma*
  • 10:44Mysteriousjillguy
  • Darrz screams,covered in some*
  • 10:45INVADER VEXScythe: *is sitting in a corner spinning around really fast and vomiting*
  • 10:45Mysteriousjillguy
  • zeerk sprouts mechanian weapons from his PAK and fires at them*
  • 10:45Invader JibZav: *shoots them rapidly, slowly moving across the room*
  • 10:45Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk kicks one away and hits another with his gun*
  • zeerk:THERES TOO MANY
  • More dotians come into the room*
  • 10:45INVADER VEXThresh: *vomit flies onto his neck* Eugh! What the heck, scythe! *hits a dotian away with his gun*
  • Thresh: Um... You guys get to an airlock! I'll go get a ship and meet you outside
  • 10:46Invader JibZav: *Punches one of the dotians as it flies into the wall*
  • 10:46Mysteriousjillguy
  • A loud insane gibberish is heard, a pink laser flies out of the hatch, vaporizing several dotians*
  • Draxx:I AINT DYIN TODDEYYYY *Holding a laser cannon*
  • 10:46Invader JibZav: *Tries to "swim" towards an airlock
  • 10:46INVADER VEX
  • thresh kicks off of a wall and flies past some dotians and into another room*
  • 10:46MysteriousjillguyLurk:GASP,ITS-uh..what is your name
  • 10:46Invader JibZav: How did-
  • 10:47MysteriousjillguyDraxx:THE BURGERS LED ME HERE
  • 10:47INVADER VEXScythe: lol zav you cant swim in space. Git gud
  • 10:47MysteriousjillguyDraxx:A BURGER TO SURPASS THE GEAR IS A GOOD BURGER
  • Lurk:..Ok
  • Lurk:Where the heck is the airlock again? *pushes away a floating dead dotian*
  • 10:47Invader JibZav: Well uh...I don't know what you call this
  • 10:48Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Huh?
  • 10:49INVADER VEXScythe: ... *pushes a button on a wall and opens a door into the bridge of the station. It's full of dotians, along with an enormous four-armed creature yelling at them in an alien gibberish*
  • 10:49Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk bounces off a dotian and heads for the door*
  • Lurk shooots at the dotians,angrily screaming*
  • 10:49INVADER VEXScythe: I found the party. It's over here. *points through the door as fifty dotians rush through space towards them*
  • 10:49Mysteriousjillguy
  • zeerk boosts forward with mechanian jetpacks and sprouts a mechanical fist,hitting the creature*
  • Lurk:Mother of Irk Scythe-
  • 10:50Mysteriousjillguy
  • zeerk slams the creature down with his robotic fist*
  • 10:50Invader JibZav: *Heads into the door*
  • 10:51INVADER VEXScythe: *extends his plasma blade gauntlets and holds them in an x in front of him. Dotians can't slow down and hit his two blades, sending chunks of them everywhere*
  • 10:51Mysteriousjillguy
  • Draxx vaporizes some dotians with his cannon*
  • Lurk:EUAGH SCYTHE WATCH IT-
  • A dotian bites Lurk,grumbling*
  • Lurk kicks it off*
  • 10:51Invader JibZav: I haven't got to shoot something in a while, so eh *Fires at some of the dotian heads*
  • 10:52Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Guys I could use help with this huge muscular alien.
  • 10:52INVADER VEXScythe: eheheh. *a tiny orb of dotian blood floats through the room and hits the four armed commander, who seems to be reconfiguring the data sets for the station*
  • 10:52YourFavoriteFangirl(wait ive always wondered something
  • 10:52Mysteriousjillguy
  • zeerk continues hitting the commander with his robotic fist*
  • 10:53INVADER VEX
  • The commander grabs Zeerk and tosses him to the wall. He seems to be wearing magnetic boots*
  • 10:53
  • 10:53Mysteriousjillguyeerk:AUGH
  • 10:53Invader JibZav: *Stabs some of the dotians with a knife*
  • 10:54INVADER VEX
  • the commander walks through the room, shoving some dotian corpses aside, and into another room. There's a computer board soldered to the control station, broadcasting a new signal from the station*
  • 10:55MysteriousjillguyLurk:AFTER THAT SPIDER ALIEN GUY!
  • 10:55Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk's jetpack comes out, he boosts forward*
  • 10:55INVADER VEXScythe: Uh. Okaaay. *floats through but gets smashed back by the hundred or so dotians flying around randomly
  • 10:55Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk flies into the other room*
  • 10:56INVADER VEX
  • the commander closes the door, leaving him with Lurk alone in the room, which has one of the dart-like ships in it*
  • 10:56Invader JibZav: How am I supposed to-
  • 10:56MysteriousjillguyLurk:GET READY FOR SOME SERIOUS PAIN YOU WRETCH *Aims his plasma disc launcher*
  • Lurk:Uh..
  • zeerk:!
  • zeerk:LURK!
  • 10:56INVADER VEXCommander: Phh.... *walks over to the ship, getting into it, not even noticing Lurk*
  • 10:57Invader JibZav: *Desperately stabs the dotians as they try to overpower him*
  • 10:57Mysteriousjillguy
  • zeerk retracts his mechanical fists and attempts to break down the door with his spider legs*
  • zeerk:WE NEED THIS DOOR OPEN
  • Draxx fires his cannon at the door,making a small hole in it*
  • 10:57INVADER VEXCommander: *in garbled english* You should... leave... Or you will die, yes?
  • 10:57Mysteriousjillguy
  • The chunk from the hole floats away*
  • Draxx:YERUUHHOHGGBAUGH
  • Draxx shoots his cannon at the ship*
  • Lurk:NO...instead..it is...YOU...who...will be the one...who is going..to....DIE
  • Draxx:*Claps*
  • 10:58INVADER VEXCommander: Phhh *Pulls the ship out of its stuck place in the hull. What little air remains flies out of the room, pushing Lurk out into space*
  • 10:58MysteriousjillguyLurk:AHHHHHHH!
  • Lurk:GUYS! CATCH ME!
  • 10:59Invader JibZav: YEAH I HAVE MY OWN PROBLEMS RIGHT NOW *Trying to get out of dotian arms*
  • 10:59INVADER VEX
  • scythe flies out of the hole and grabs lurk*
  • Scythe: I got you bro. *scythe is now also floating out into space*
  • 10:59MysteriousjillguyLurk:...
  • Lurk:wELP
  • 10:59INVADER VEXScythe: I GOT YOOOOOooooooouuuu
  • 11:00MysteriousjillguyLurk:I hate you.
  • 11:00INVADER VEXScythe: Love u too.
  • 11:00CravitusSuddenly, a ship blasts out of a brief hole in space. ( http://prntscr.com/8qbg3f
  • 11:01Invader JibZav: *Runs to the end of the hall*
  • Zav: *Tries to pull the doors open*
  • 11:01INVADER VEX
  • A very damaged spittle runner sputters alongside Lurk and Scythe. Thresh is inside, and about ten dotians are clinging to the outside*
  • 11:01MysteriousjillguyLurk:OH NO! ITS THE SPACE DEMONS!
  • Lurk:Oh wait is some ships. Neat.
  • 11:01INVADER VEXThresh: .... Woah.
  • 11:01Mysteriousjillguy
  • zeerk climbs through the tiny hole and jumps into space*
  • draxx and darrz follow*
  • 11:02INVADER VEX
  • they all hit the spittle runner*
  • 11:02Mysteriousjillguy
  • zeerk grabs scythe and lurk and bumps into the spittle windshield*
  • 11:02
  • 11:02INVADER VEXThresh: Is this... The guy we were on comms with? *points at the large ship outside of where they are*
  • 11:03MysteriousjillguyDraxx:Yeh
  • Draxx:Issa Ave
  • 11:03CravitusA sidehatch on the ship hissed open silently, and a one-eyed helmet and it's owner poked out.
  • 11:03INVADER VEXThresh: Cool... Cool... *waves at the figure*
  • 11:04CravitusAve: "...Did I miss something?" He stared at the partially-wrecked station.
  • 11:04INVADER VEX
  • Some dotian climbs up ontop of the ship and starts to kick Scythe, but then floats off into space*
  • 11:04MysteriousjillguyLurk:Yes,
  • Lurk shoots the remaning dotians with his plasma disc launcher*
  • 11:04INVADER VEX
  • The spittle runner slowly floats next to Ave's ship*
  • 11:04Invader JibZav: Wait are we supposed to be in space-*Stabbing a dotian*
  • 11:04MysteriousjillguyLurk:Bubble helmets,zav.
  • zeerk:Yeh
  • zeerk enters the side hatch of ave's ship*
  • Lurk:You think we can dock the spittle on your ship Ave?
  • 11:05CravitusAve glanced at the damaged ship for a moment.
  • Ave: "It can be done."
  • 11:06INVADER VEXThresh: May it be done?
  • 11:06CravitusAve looked inside his own vessel. Ave: "Mit, docking sequence, if you'd please."
  • 11:06Invader JibZav: *Floats through space onto Ave's ship*
  • 11:06CravitusThe ship maneuvered around, and docked the other hatch to the Spittle Runner.
  • 11:07INVADER VEXThresh: *gets out of the Spittle Runner and goes through the hatch.*
  • 11:07Mysteriousjillguy
  • A loud roar is heard*
  • 11:07CravitusAve: "What was that, and why, through the vacuum of space, did I hear it?"
  • 11:07Mysteriousjillguy
  • A loud rumbling comes from the station*
  • 11:08CravitusAve picked up his railgun, and looked out at the station.
  • 11:08INVADER VEXScythe: *roars at the station*
  • 11:08Mysteriousjillguy
  • A large dotian covered in cybernetics bursts out of it, flinging its tenetacles*
  • Lurk:WHAT-
  • 11:08Invader JibZav: *Goes in the hatch*
  • Zav: Gee that..I didn't need to see that
  • 11:08MysteriousjillguyLurk:SHOOT IT
  • Lurk:SHOOOOOT ITTTT
  • 11:08INVADER VEXThresh: Woah. that's... um.
  • 11:09Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:this is why you shouldnt make genetically engineered mutants-
  • 11:09CravitusAve: "Light 'em up!"
  • 11:09Mysteriousjillguy
  • The blob flies onto the ship,roaring*
  • Dotianblob:EMPLEH
  • 11:09CravitusAve began firing at the thing, and his ship's engines protested as it tried to maneuver with the spittle runner still attached.
  • 11:09Invader JibZav: *Shoots rapidly*
  • nvm
  • 11:10INVADER VEXScythe: I put a ton of armed explosives under my bed in case I had a night terror.... I could just blow that guy up real quick if you guys want
  • 11:10Mysteriousjillguy
  • The blob speaks in a distorted voice*
  • 11:10CravitusA tall machine clambered out of the side hatch, and roared back at the blob.
  • 11:10MysteriousjillguyDortianblob:HHHHפɹ∩∀פ ƎS∀Ǝ˥Ԁ ƎW Ԁ˥ƎH
  • 11:11CravitusBLU: "PERMISSION TO BOARD: DENIED."
  • 11:11MysteriousjillguyBlob:NNNNII∀Ԁ
  • Lurk:SURE SCYTHE DO IT
  • 11:11INVADER VEXScythe: Hel u pleez? Ok! *pushes a button on his gauntlet and the thing explodes, sending huge chunks of metal and flesh all over the ship*
  • help
  • 11:11Mysteriousjillguy
  • The blob splodes*
  • Lurk:welp
  • 11:11CravitusBLU: "Threat eliminated."
  • 11:11Mysteriousjillguy
  • Draxx and darrz get into the ship,along with Lurk*
  • Darrz:High five!
  • Darrz attempts to high five BLU*
  • Darrz:...uh
  • 11:12CravitusBLU simply stared at Darrz.
  • 11:12MysteriousjillguyDarrz:...*Backs away terrified*
  • Lurk:So uh..
  • Lurk:..What now?
  • zeerk:Wait shouldnt there be some survivors on the station..should we look?
  • 11:13CravitusAve: "Introductions? Explanation of why a blob just tried to eat my ship?"
  • 11:13MysteriousjillguyLurk:Well uh..apparently these dotians are cyborgs or something
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  • 11:13INVADER VEXThresh: Zeerk is right though- bring the ship around and check for survivors.
  • 11:13MysteriousjillguyLurk:And the evil alien spider guy was commanding them I think he had a russian accent or something
  • 11:14CravitusAve: "Forget I asked. Mit, do what the Commander said."
  • 11:14MysteriousjillguyLurk:Anyway I would've totally kicked his thorax if he hadnt got away.
  • 11:14CravitusThe ship chirped in response, and began to try and maneuver around towards the station.
  • 11:14MysteriousjillguyDarrz:AVEYYY
  • Darrz pulls out a poorly drawn picture of a dotian in crayon*
  • Darrz:DIS IS A DOTIAN OK
  • 11:14INVADER VEX
  • as the ship turns around, Thresh walks up to Ave*
  • 11:15MysteriousjillguyDarrz:They came in the station like BOOM and then we shot them with TOTALLY RADICAL LASERS AND THEN-
  • 11:15CravitusAve stared at the picture for a moment, his helmet as expressionless as his face.
  • Ave: "Riiiight."
  • 11:15Mysteriousjillguy
  • 20 minutes later*
  • Darrz:THEN A SLICE OF HAM CAME IN AND CHEWED ON THRESH'S BUTT AND THE STATION SPLODED! The end.
  • Lurk:...
  • Lurk:*looks outside in space*
  • 11:15Invader JibZav: I'm uh...I'm pretty sure that didn't happen
  • 11:16CravitusAve looked up from a datapad. Ave: "Oh, is he done talking now?"
  • 11:16Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Yeah
  • 11:16INVADER VEXThresh: That isnt what happened... Oh, wait! I see an escape pod, over there! .... Mit? Ship! Take us over there!
  • 11:16Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Say uh...Ave..I dont remember you..
  • zeerk:Have we met?
  • zeerk:My name is zeerk.
  • 11:16CravitusThe ship seemed to grumble in response, and flew over.
  • 11:16Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:I think you knew someone named Skabb, is that right?
  • Lurk:Oh you mean Mr.skrubb?
  • 11:16CravitusAve shrugged. Ave: "I don't believe I've met you, though I know Skabb."
  • 11:17INVADER VEX
  • The pod is spinning slowly. Thresh goes to a window and looks at it.*
  • 11:17Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Funny. We met in a crazy situation where Skabb was sent on a mission to kill this weird space demon thing.
  • 11:17INVADER VEX
  • The window on the front has been smashed in. There are three dotians floating inside eating an Irken*
  • 11:17CravitusAve: "Sounds about right for his line of work."
  • Lurk:Eugh..
  • Lurk:Ave..look at the pod
  • 11:18CravitusAve: "Hm?"
  • Ave poked his head out the side hatch, and gagged.
  • 11:18Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk points at a monitor showing the dotians eating an irken*
  • 11:18INVADER VEXThresh: Oh, that is nasty!
  • 11:18Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:ew..
  • Lurk:I'm guessing everyone else is dead..
  • 11:18CravitusAve: "Oh, merciful Tallest, I was not ready for that.
  • 11:18MysteriousjillguyDraxx:I like cars.
  • 11:18Invader JibZav: Woah-
  • 11:18MysteriousjillguyDarrz:*Vomits in a bag*
  • 11:19CravitusAve: "Mit, prime Rex's guns, blow it up."
  • 11:19INVADER VEX
  • The dotians turn and look at the ship... They push out of the pod and hit the engines of the ship*
  • 11:19Invader JibZav: That..*gags*
  • Zav: Uh
  • 11:19CravitusAve: "No! Get off!"
  • 11:19Mysteriousjillguy
  • Darrz chucks the bag into space,blinding the dotians with vomit*
  • 11:19CravitusAve growled, and took aim, picking off the dotians on his side.
  • 11:19INVADER VEX
  • One of them grabs the outside of the ship and the other gets lodged inside the engine, squirming around inside the engine blades*
  • 11:19MysteriousjillguyLurk:FIRE UP THE ENGINES SO THEY'LL FLY OFF
  • 11:20CravitusAve: "What he said! Detach that damn spittle runner, too!"
  • 11:20MysteriousjillguyLurk:Huh but we need that just incase-
  • 11:20CravitusShip: "Gimme a second!"
  • Ave: "You have half a second!"
  • 11:20MysteriousjillguyLurk:How is the ship talking?
  • 11:21CravitusThe engines flared, and the Spittle Runner was left behind as the ship accelerated.
  • 11:21INVADER VEX
  • An engine blade hits the dotian inside and slices him in half- a huge chunk of metal inside his head bounces off of the side and hits the next blade, ripping it off of its hub*
  • 11:21MysteriousjillguyDraxx:MAGIC BEYOND THIS REALM'S COMPREHENSION
  • 11:21INVADER VEX
  • the ship shakes violently*
  • 11:21CravitusAve: "Mit! Damage report!"
  • 11:21MysteriousjillguyLurk:*stumbles*
  • 11:22INVADER VEXScythe: Mit says hes dead. abandon ship
  • 11:22CravitusMit: "Port engine! Fuel Turbine's torn apart!"
  • Ave: "Cut the engines!"
  • 11:22Invader JibZav: *Falls*
  • 11:23CravitusThe ship stopped accelerating, but kept hurtling away from the Spittle Runner.
  • 11:23Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:QUICK! Send out an SOS signal!
  • 11:24CravitusAve climbed out of the port hatch, and his Spiderlegs deployed as he crawled to inspect the damage himself.
  • 11:24INVADER VEXThresh: Damn. Well... We NEED to get back to Irk to report this. Put out a signal on an open frequency! Maybe someone'll pick us up.
  • 11:25CravitusAve: "Alien corpse is painting what isn't torn metal."
  • 11:26INVADER VEXThresh: So, your portside engine can't cycle fuel... Great. Any signal yet? ... Mit..?
  • 11:26CravitusAve glanced to the other engine for a moment.
  • Mit: "Signal transmitting, but I have no idea if it's being received by anything yet."
  • Ave peered into the Starboard Engine cautiously, rifle pointed in.
  • 11:28CravitusAve: "Starboard's clear, at least."
  • Lurk:SO AVE WANNA HEAR SOME WEIRD PERSONAL STORIES?
  • 11:48CravitusAve: "Kinda busy here."
  • 11:48INVADER VEXThresh: Lurk... He's scouting the inside of a broken NLS engine. Just leave him be for a second
  • 11:48MysteriousjillguyLurk:Oh ok.
  • Darrz looks out the window*
  • Darrz:This is boring.
  • Draxx:I can eat your face flesh. Would that be fun?
  • Darrz;No.
  • 11:48CravitusAve looked to the Escape Pod.
  • 11:48Mysteriousjillguy
  • Draxx falls over for no apparent reason*
  • 11:48CravitusAve: "Should we try to salvage anything from that pod?"
  • 11:48Invader JibZav: Yeah that's...that's a pretty bad idea
  • 11:49INVADER VEX
  • Darrz sees a small burst of light from the window he's next to*
  • 11:49MysteriousjillguyLurk:Probably not.
  • Darrz:MY EYEESSSSS
  • Lurk:Huh?
  • 11:49MysteriousjillguyLurk:That light is only barely visible..
  • Darrz:Oh.
  • 11:49INVADER VEX
  • a blue and green flash blares outside of the ship, sending out pulsing waves*
  • 11:49CravitusAve: "What's with all the ye-"
  • 11:50MysteriousjillguyLurk:Say uh Arnold or whatever your name was theres a weird light out in space
  • 11:50INVADER VEX
  • a wave hits the ship and slams Ave around in the engine*
  • 11:50MysteriousjillguyLurk:WOAH
  • 11:50INVADER VEXThresh: Woah! What was that?!
  • 11:50Invader JibZav: It's probably a safe bet they aren't friendly
  • 11:50Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk stumbles*
  • 11:50CravitusAve: *Incomprehensible shouting*
  • 11:50MysteriousjillguyDraxx:HORRAY FOR QUICK DEATH!
  • Darrz:Maybe they just want some cupcakes?
  • 11:51CravitusAve: "HOT! HOTHOTHOT-"
  • 11:51INVADER VEX
  • Another pulse hits the ship, and then an enormous brown ship bursts out of Near-light-speed travel*
  • 11:51MysteriousjillguyLurk:Hey! Did you find my secret stash?! THOSE COMICS ARE FOR ME TO CALL HOT
  • Lurk:Oh look at that
  • Lurk:Anyway
  • 11:51INVADER VEX
  • The light streaks out behind the ship as it turns and heads direcly towards the small Irken ship*
  • 11:51MysteriousjillguyLurk:AVE YOU BETTER NOT BE TOUCHING MY STASH
  • 11:52CravitusBLU shot an emotionless stare at Lurk.
  • 11:52INVADER VEXThresh: Let's hope these guys got our distress beacon... And didn't come to kill us
  • 11:52CravitusAve screeched, and tried to claw his way out of the engine.
  • 11:52MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Distress Bacon? I like bacon.
  • 11:53CravitusAve: "MIT! DO NOT FIRE THE STARBOARD ENGINE!"
  • 11:53MysteriousjillguyLurk:Say uh..robot..your master Alfred sounds like hes in trouble.
  • Darrz:Who is Mitt?
  • 11:53INVADER VEX
  • the large ship fires its engines and hovers above Averii's ship*
  • 11:53CravitusMit: "I'm the ship."
  • 11:53MysteriousjillguyLurk:OH GOD THE SHIP IS HAUNTED
  • 11:53CravitusMit: "Kinda."
  • 11:53Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk pours yellow goat milk on the control panel*
  • Lurk:BEGONE DEMON!
  • 11:54CravitusMit: "Quit that-"
  • BLU smacked Lurk upside the head.
  • 11:54MysteriousjillguyLurk:Ow.
  • 11:54Invader JibZav: Uh Lurk I think you're committing murder
  • 11:54INVADER VEXThresh: Stop it! Stop! *points up at the brown ship as a large hangar door opens*
  • 11:54CravitusBLU stared at Lurk, and picked him up by his head, holding him above the ground cautiously.
  • Mit: "You can't kill what's already dead, can you?"
  • 11:55Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurks hair seems to make dents in BLU's hand*
  • Lurk:This is kind of uncomfortable
  • 11:55INVADER VEXThresh: Robot. Stand down. Ship... try to contact the ship above us
  • 11:55CravitusMit: "Attempting."
  • 11:55MysteriousjillguyDarrz:SHIPCEPTION
  • Lurk:Stop that
  • 11:56CravitusBLU stared at Thresh. BLU: "This individual was damaging this vessel."
  • BLU: "Further damage is... Undesirable."
  • 11:56Mysteriousjillguy
  • zeerk sits in a chair,asleep*
  • zeerk:H-huh..whu..Menami?
  • 11:56CravitusAve: "What's that about a ship above-ohnevermind..."
  • 11:56Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Is it time for breakfast..?
  • zeerk:Huh?
  • 11:57Invader JibZav: Um..how did you get in here?
  • 11:57Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Why is there a huge ship outside
  • 11:57CravitusMit: "Uh, they made weird noises and i think they barked at me."
  • 11:57Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:I've been with you guys this whole time,remember?
  • 11:57CravitusMit: "Is that good?"
  • 11:57INVADER VEXThresh: Maybe... I have no idea what race this ship is owned by
  • 11:57MysteriousjillguyLurk:They might be astral hounds.
  • 11:57INVADER VEXThresh: Probably not though...
  • 11:57Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Going to ignore that
  • 11:58CravitusMit: "Lead, you out of Rex's engines yet?" Ave: "Yes"
  • A transmission comes up on the radio consisting of strange otherworldly squeals and barking noises*
  • Lurk:SFGDHRFHGJHJLOIYAUGH-
  • 12:11INVADER VEX
  • Thresh: *walks up to the radio* Um.... Hi.. We're gonna... Go into your ship


  • MysteriousjillguyRadio:"Ok"
  • Lurk:...what
  • 12:11INVADER VEX
  • the aliens start to look really freaked out and they cut the transmission*
  • 12:11CravitusAve climbed back in through the port hatch.
  • He looked into the cockpit.
  • 12:11INVADER VEXThresh: Weird... Ok, Mit. Fly us up into the hatch, please
  • 12:12MysteriousjillguyLurk:Say wheres scythe-
  • 12:12CravitusMit: "Affirmative."
  • 12:12MysteriousjillguyDraxx:Are you magik,mistur ship person?
  • 12:12CravitusThe ship's remaining, functional engine lit up, and they flew up.
  • 12:12CravitusAve: "Who poured that yellow junk over my control panel?"
  • 12:13Mysteriousjillguy( mom: come help me science the hell out of something
  • ( vex: no i already did that earlier
  • 12:13Cravitus(darn it matt damon
  • 12:13Mysteriousjillguy( mom: science
  • vex:nO
  • 12:13Cravitus(possibilities of people getting krev's reference: minimal
  • 12:13Mysteriousjillguy(yep
  • ( airhorn violin theme.mp3
  • 12:20Mysteriousjillguydraxx:ARE YOU MAGIK MISTUR SHIP?!
  • 12:21YourFavoriteFangirl(she is
  • (but shes really smart
  • (vex and ran should go math everything
  • 12:21MysteriousjillguyDraxx:...do you have any....
  • Draxx:...baby feet
  • 12:21Invader JibThough come to think of it that's probably because i know her entirely from fanworks
  • 12:21MysteriousjillguyDraxx:*looks around*
  • Draxx:If ye got any baby feet just gimmie em no one'll know
  • Draxx:DO YOU HAVE BABY FEET?
  • 12:21Invader JibZav: Uh..I don't think anyone has baby feet
  • 12:22INVADER VEXThresh: Ew, no. So... The aliens looked pretty freaked out by us.
  • 12:22CravitusMit connected to Ave's helmet-comm. Mit: "Can we throw this one out the airlock?"
  • 12:22Mysteriousjillguy
  • Draxx stares at the computer screen intently*
  • 12:22CravitusMit: "Please?"
  • 12:22MysteriousjillguyLurk:No.
  • Lurk:Draxx's insanity is entertaining.
  • 12:22CravitusAve: "That's a negative."
  • 12:22Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk threw a bag of chips at Draxx*
  • 12:22INVADER VEXThresh: Entertaining isnt the right word, Lurk
  • 12:22MysteriousjillguyDraxx:GRGHGGJG *tears open the bag*
  • 12:22CravitusMit disconnected from Ave's helmet.
  • 12:22INVADER VEXThresh: More like... Brutally annoying.
  • 12:22MysteriousjillguyDarrz:MENTAL DISORDERS SURE ARE FUNNY HA!
  • zeerk:Are we going to land in the ship hangar or what?
  • 12:23CravitusMit: "I'd ask why you can hear a private communication inside of a sealed helmet, but whatever."
  • 12:23INVADER VEXThresh: But anyway. *Walks up into the cockpit as the ship rises into the hangar and the enormous hangar doors close beneath it*
  • 12:23Mysteriousjillguyzeerk:Oh good
  • Lurk walks out of the ship first*
  • 12:24INVADER VEXThresh: By the way... Don't do anything stupid, guys. If you can help it
  • 12:24CravitusThe ship hovered, and deployed landing gear as the cabin filled with air again.
  • 12:24INVADER VEX
  • One of the aliens points at Lurk and screams, and five other aliens rush over, holding huge rifles*
  • 12:24Invader JibZav: *Jumps into the hanger doors*
  • 12:24CravitusAve: "No need to tell me, though..." He glanced at Darrz, then Draxx."
  • Ave: "Should I be concerned with the armed men?"
  • 12:25INVADER VEXthresh: Crap. Well, not doing anything stupid lasted all of five seconds. Lurk.. Do these guys know you?
  • 12:25Mysteriousjillguy
  • Tall brown aliens with 4 sprawled out legs on the bottom of their torsos appear, they appear to holding things with their mandibles,they have 5 red eyes and verticle jaws with human esque teeth*
  • Alien:Xfgfhhklorp ffhbvbBLOpROChuiIUOPpP?
  • Alien2:GHhHJlOOpp hGHLoPNOrOpoiCHOJJiio
  • 12:25INVADER VEXThresh: ...
  • 12:26CravitusAve: "Welp, so much for universal translators."
  • 12:26Mysteriousjillguy
  • THe aliens voices seem to constantly change in pitch*
  • 12:26INVADER VEX
  • more and more aliens pile into the room, all of them holding some sort of weird gun*
  • 12:26CravitusAve: "I'm not liking this."
  • 12:26Invader JibZav: This seems uh...extremely bad
  • 12:26INVADER VEXThresh: Seriously lurk. What's the deal?
  • 12:26MysteriousjillguyLurk:OH! You're the guys I stole mail from a few weeks ago
  • 12:26Invader JibZav: Not trying to be a jerk here but uh...if they have a problem with lurk, they MIGHT just take him and leave us alone.
  • 12:26MysteriousjillguyLurk:Alongwithyourhighlyadvancedprobablitordrive
  • Alien:*Flares its nostrils*
  • 12:27Invader JibZav: Just uh...throwing that on the table.
  • 12:27CravitusAve: "Can we trade him for assurance that they won't shoot us?"
  • 12:27INVADER VEXThresh: True, Zav. True... *trips lurk, who falls off of the ship and onto the ground*
  • 12:27MysteriousjillguyAlien:HhLOOpOPOjhHVvgH khjjerKJHKHKJHKHKHKJ KEK KEKEKEKEK
  • 12:27CravitusAve: "Takin' that as a yes."
  • 12:27Mysteriousjillguy
  • The aliens scream ACK ACK in unison*
  • 12:27INVADER VEX
  • A ton of aliens rush in and surround the ship*
  • 12:27CravitusBLU peered out, and stared indifferently.
  • 12:27Mysteriousjillguy
  • Gas bombs roll over to the group,activating instantly*
  • Lurk:HuhHjmhj?
  • 12:28CravitusAve: "This is why we wear helmets!"
  • 12:28MysteriousjillguyLurk:Menami I dont want to go to sleep now-
  • Lurk faints*
  • 12:28Invader JibZav: Btw uh, if one of his friends asked the aliens overpowered us and we couldn't help him
  • 12:28CravitusHe raised his rifle, and tried to aim through the gas.
  • 12:28Mysteriousjillguy
  • An alien holding a club hits ave in the head, knocking him out*
  • 12:28CravitusAve: "Ungh-"
  • 12:29CravitusBLU growled, and leapt at the Alien, throwing it into the crowd and sprouting various weapons.
  • BLU: "HOSTILE CONTACT."
  • 12:29Mysteriousjillguy
  • Another alien fires a strange ray gun that causes BLU to malfunction*
  • 12:29CravitusBLU: "SS-SYS-SHOCK-K-ERR-"
  • 12:30INVADER VEXThresh: Whoa! *Trips off of the ship's deck. He slowly walks through the smoke, two lights on his helmet cutting through the blanket of smog, two red pistols raised*
  • 12:30CravitusBLU collapsed, growing dim.
  • BLU: "-rorrr..."
  • 12:30Invader JibZav: *Steps back on the hangar* *Shoots a couple of the aliens*
  • 12:30Mysteriousjillguy
  • More gas bombs roll over,activating*
  • 12:30CravitusMit: "I think this is my cue to open fire."
  • 12:30INVADER VEXScythe: OH YEEEEE *dives at Blu, hitting his head on Blu's chest and knocking himself out*
  • 12:30Mysteriousjillguy
  • Darrz closes his eyes,and everything goes to black*
  • Lurk:Aughh...
  • 12:32Invader JibZav: *Slowly wakes up*
  • 12:32INVADER VEX
  • They're sitting in a pitch black room*
  • 12:33MysteriousjillguyLurk:Aughh..what did I do last night..
  • 12:33INVADER VEX
  • there's a light on somewhere far away, but it's behind enormous steel bars*
  • 12:33MysteriousjillguyDarrz:WHY IS IT SO DARK! This is spooky.
  • 12:33INVADER VEXThresh: *wakes up with a jolt* AH! Wh... What happened
  • 12:33Invader JibZav: *Eyes slowly widen*
  • Zav: Oh uh..*looks at the bars* oh no..
  • 12:34CravitusAve groaned, and remained on the ground.
  • 12:34INVADER VEXScythe: Wow. Spooky stuff right? *extends his plasma blades and swings them at the metal bars*
  • 12:34MysteriousjillguyLurk:Wait...wheres zeerk?
  • Lurk:zeerk? Are you here?
  • 12:34INVADER VEX
  • the bars become surrounded by a plasma barrier and shock scythe*
  • 12:34MysteriousjillguyLurk:Great...
  • Lurk:They took zeerk...
  • 12:35CravitusAve: "...Did someone get the number of that ship that hit me?"
  • 12:35MysteriousjillguyLurk:Nice one liner.
  • Lurk looks through the bars*
  • 12:36MysteriousjillguyLurk:Guys..I think I see another cell..
  • 12:36INVADER VEXThresh: Wh... Oh.
  • 12:36CravitusAve: "...Cell?"
  • 12:36INVADER VEXThresh: *looks out into the darkness where Lurk is pointing*
  • 12:37CravitusAve bolted to his feet.
  • Ave: "Captured?!"
  • 12:37Invader JibZav: *Gets up, finally*
  • Zav: Looks like that
  • 12:37MysteriousjillguyLurk:Hm...plasma barriers...
  • Lurk:Hmmmm
  • Lurk:Oh I know exactly what will work!
  • Lurk takes out a strange looking gun*
  • 12:38CravitusAve: "Just what in the void do you plan on doing with that?"
  • 12:38Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk fires it, a small black hole comes out,consuming the plasma barrier generator and some of the bars*
  • The black hole collaspes on itself pushing them back*
  • Lurk:I REGRET NOTHING-
  • 12:38Invader Jib(*the bullet goes through a wormhole and hit jib's base
  • 12:38INVADER VEXScythe: Would it be smart to touch that? I sort of want to
  • 12:38Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk bumps into Thresh*
  • 12:39CravitusAve: *Unintelligible*
  • He crashed into an inactive metallic chassis.
  • 12:39Mysteriousjillguy
  • The bars are now distorted and bent*
  • 12:39Invader JibZav" *A grenade flies out of his suit and into the blackhole*
  • 12:39Mysteriousjillguy
  • Darrz touches a bar, it breaks*
  • 12:39Invader Jib
  • Meanwhile, the grenade lands on jib's base, exploding
  • 12:40INVADER VEXThresh: *points his flashlight through the bars, but the light is scrambled by the plasma shield* Well the shield is self-regenerative.
  • 12:40Invader JibZav: Well uh..that worked much better than anyone thought it would
  • 12:40CravitusAve groaned, rubbing his back sorely.
  • Ave: "A black hole gun? In this tiny room?"
  • Ave: "Common sense must be getting rare."
  • 12:41INVADER VEXThresh: Lurk gets results, soldier. Common sense has not been the the thing that has kept him alive so long in so many unlikely situations. While I don't agree with his practices... They do work out.
  • 12:42CravitusAve: "As long as it doesn't kill us." He sighed.
  • 12:42INVADER VEX
  • a noise can be heard from down the hall, in the cell Lurk was looking at before*
  • 12:43CravitusAve dropped into a low, evasive stance instinctively.
  • Ave: "What was that?"
  • 12:43INVADER VEXThresh: Another prisoner, probably...
  • 12:44Invader JibZav: ..
  • 12:45INVADER VEX
  • A set of five orange lights starts to glow, and they can hear some clicking coming from that side of the room*
  • 12:45
  • Ave fumbled around for a weapon on the ground instinctively, staring into the light behind his own helmet.
  • Lurk:I DONT NEED COMMON SENSE TO SURVIVE THRESH-
  • 1:08Invader JibZav: Huh..does that actually work? Okay lurk, do something with that makes absolutely no sense.
  • 1:08Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk slowly approaches the cell*
  • 1:08INVADER VEXThresh: Lurk... Be careful
  • 1:08CravitusAve: "...Is anyone else gonna say something about the weird orange lights staring at us?"
  • 1:08Invader JibZav: no
  • 1:09MysteriousjillguyLurk:Thats why I'm moving tOWARD THEM-
  • Lurk:Shhh
  • Lurk takes out a plasma knife and cuts some wires near the cell,breaking the plasma field*
  • Lurk:Wow why didnt I use this earlier-
  • 1:09INVADER VEX
  • they hear a shift and a scraping of metal, and the lights move away into the corner of their cell. There's another set of lights, two red ones, and they move close to each other*
  • 1:10
  • Lurk cuts the bars with his plasma knife,causing them to break*
  • 1:10
  • 1:10Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk slowly approaches the light, knife in hand*
  • Lurk:Hello..?
  • 1:11INVADER VEX
  • a huge burst of white light engulfs the room
  • 1:11MysteriousjillguyLurk:GAGGHHHH
  • 1:11Invader JibZav: *Covers his eyes*
  • 1:11MysteriousjillguyLurk:*takes out an alien bible*
  • Lurk:BEGONE EVIL CREATURES-
  • 1:11CravitusAve: *Shouting, flailing*
  • 1:11INVADER VEX
  • a tube of metal screams through the air, punching a hole through the side of the ship*
  • 1:11Invader JibZav: I haven't seen this much light since uh..i forget
  • 1:11Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk stumbles back*
  • 1:11INVADER VEXThresh: It's a missile! Take cover
  • 1:11MysteriousjillguyDarrz:GAHHH
  • 1:11INVADER VEX
  • Thresh dives into a corner
  • 1:12Mysteriousjillguy
  • Darrz falls over into Draxx and zav,Draxx screams horribly*
  • 1:12CravitusAve scrambled around on top of BLU's inactive chassis, and yelled incoherently.
  • 1:12Invader JibZav: *struggles to get up*
  • 1:12INVADER VEX
  • the missile rips through the ship and hits what is presumably the engine block, knocking them around and venting deadly gas into the room
  • 1:12MysteriousjillguyLurk:*cough* ACK *wheeze*
  • 1:12CravitusAve: "Not good, not good, not good!"
  • 1:13Invader JibZav: If I die I want you two to know...it's completely your fault
  • 1:13INVADER VEX
  • the ship starts to fall from the sky, towards a small desert planet, as another missile Rams into the hull
  • 1:13CravitusAve's hands grasped BLU's chest panel, and yanked it open.
  • 1:13Mysteriousjillguy
  • Meanwhile in the ship the aliens scatter and enter escape pods, the captain pushes other aliens to their deaths and enters his own with deluxe cupholders*
  • 1:13CravitusAve: "Start button, start button... Where'd I put the start button?!"
  • 1:13INVADER VEX
  • the second missile burns out and gets lodged in a hole right next to their cell, it's delay timer ticking loudly*
  • 1:13MysteriousjillguyLurk:If I die my last request is to strangle Jib one last time-
  • Lurk:AHHHHHH
  • 1:14INVADER VEXThresh: Oh god... We have to jump out!
  • 1:14CravitusAve: "Now is a very good time to leave!"
  • 1:14MysteriousjillguyLurk:FORGET WHAT I SAID EXPLODING IS PAINFUL-
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  • 1:14INVADER VEXThresh: Come on! Quickly! *dives into the air*
  • 1:14CravitusAve's fingers scrambled over the buttons in BLU's chest, and finally hit the power button.
  • 1:14Invader JibZav: *Tumbles into the air*
  • 1:14CravitusBLU: "ONLINE."
  • 1:14MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Wait but we'll hit the ground and stuff
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  • 1:14INVADER VEX
  • scythe does a poorly executed cartwheel and flies out into the air
  • 1:14MysteriousjillguyDarrz:That wuld hurt a lot
  • 1:15INVADER VEXThresh: Blu should be able to fly us down to the ground! Just go
  • 1:15CravitusAve: "BLU, WE ARE LEAVING!"
  • 1:15MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Grabs Darrz and Draxx and jumps out*
  • 1:15CravitusThe Machine didn't even glance at Ave as it shoved him off, closing it's chest cavity, and blowing a larger hole in the ship.
  • 1:1
  • BLU grabbed onto Ave and whoever hadn't yet jumped, and leapt out.
  • 1:16
  • 1:16CravitusAverii cackled madly. Ave: "THAT GETS THE BLOOD PUMPING!"
  • 1:17INVADER VEX
  • a huge chunk of molten debris knocks into BLU's right booster jet, crushing the turbine inside of it and making him and Ave spin wildly*
  • 1:17CravitusBLU: "CATASTROPHIC FAILUREEE-"
  • 1:17Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk spins around in the air,screaming*
  • Darrz eats a bag of space flavored space cookies whilst calmly falling to his doom*
  • 1:17INVADER VEX
  • the two figures belonging to the red and orange lights dive out of the ship after the Irkens, the one with orange lights on its head rocketing down below the group of irkens before stabilizing*
  • 1:18CravitusAve smacked BLU in the chest, and the robot took the action as a sign to release him.
  • 1:18MysteriousjillguyLurk:OH GOD ITS THE LIGHT DEMONS WE'RE GONNA DIE-
  • 1:18Invader JibZav: HEY GUY, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO KILL US, RIGHT?
  • 1:18CravitusAve then tumbled off, plummeting a bit further.
  • 1:18Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk throws a fionna doll at the familar figure, the whine of an annoying irken is heard*
  • Lurk:Wait a second...I know that SHRILL annoying voice
  • 1:19INVADER VEXFigure: Irkens! *somehow communicating through their comm channel in a garbled, clearly modified voice* Come close! I have a parachute
  • 1:19CravitusBLU shut down his right thruster, and shifted his remaining foot-jet in an attempt to compensate.
  • 1:19MysteriousjillguyLurk:...Its not possible
  • 1:19Invader JibZav: Uhh do we trust him?
  • 1:19CravitusAve glanced at the crowd, and then the single figure.
  • 1:19MysteriousjillguyLurk:...I think one of them is Jib.
  • 1:19INVADER VEXThresh: ... Crap... We need to get over there. It's our only chance!
  • 1:19MysteriousjillguyLurk:Hmmm
  • Lurk:Kill Jib or die...
  • 1:19CravitusAve: "I'll take my chances with myself, actually!"
  • 1:19Invader JibZav: *Floats toward the figure*
  • 1:19MysteriousjillguyLurk:Wait lemme think bout this-
  • 1:20INVADER VEXThresh: *goes in close, hovering next to the first figure*
  • 1:20Mysteriousjillguy
  • Draxx grabs Lurk and Darrz,growling, and moves toward the figures*
  • Lurk:*Taps on the figure that was hit with the doll*
  • 1:20CravitusBLU tossed whatever passengers he had left at the figure, and shifted, slowing down.
  • 1:20MysteriousjillguyLurk:If you're jib I hate you.
  • 1:20CravitusThe others plummet past him.
  • 1:20INVADER VEXThresh: *pulls a cord off of his belt and hooks it on the figure's harness*
  • Figure: Hurry, the rest of you. Right now!
  • 1:21Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk takes out one of his hairs and stabs it into the figure's boot,instantly giving him an iron grip on him*
  • 1:21Invader JibZav: *Hooks onto the figure's harness*
  • Zav: I'm not sure it's Jib..we would've gotten an overly sarcastic response by now
  • 1:21INVADER VEXScythe: *dives quickly next to the group, grabbing onto thresh and causing the group to spin*
  • 1:21Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk holds onto the single needle like hair that seems to be stronger then metal*
  • 1:21CravitusAve glanced at them one last time, and straightened himself out, perpendicular to the fast-approaching ground.
  • Ave: "Yeah, I'm good!"
  • 1:22MysteriousjillguyDarrz:WE'RE GONNA GO SPLAT! HEHE
  • 1:22CravitusHe activated his jetboots and slowed, pulling away from the rest of them.
  • INVADER VEXFigure: Agh..... *pulls off his grey cloak and pushes a button on a grey, teardrop shaped device mounted to his back*
  • 1:23Invader JibZav: ...*Scratches his head*
  • 1:23INVADER VEX
  • a huge white parachute deploys from the figure's back, ripping them out of free fall. the tethers between the figure and the Irkens strain under the pressure
  • the other figure, dressed in a red set of armor, has also deployed his chute, and is floating slowly above them*
  • 1:24Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk isnt affected by the change in force from the parachute at all due to the single hair hes holding onto*
  • Lurk:*Emotionless expression*
  • 1:25CravitusAve: "Come on, come on..." He muttered; jetboots weren't as effective at sudden stops, and he still sailed downwards.
  • Meanwhile, BLU fell like a feathery rock, floaty, but still pretty fast.
  • 1:25INVADER VEX
  • the cable between thresh and the figure snaps, and he and scythe fall* *scythe grabs onto Lurk, straining both of their arms*
  • 1:25MysteriousjillguyLurk:GAGHHH
  • 1:26INVADER VEXScythe: AAAAAGGGHHHHhhh!
  • 1:26MysteriousjillguyLurk:YOU'RE GOING TO DISLOCATE MY ARM! LET GO!
  • 1:26CravitusAve looked up to the group. Ave: "And THAT'S why I didn't take the chute!"
  • 1:26MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Angry gibberish*
  • 1:26INVADER VEXScythe: .... *lets go, falling through the air towards the ground*
  • 1:26MysteriousjillguyDarrz:NOOO! SYTCHEEEYYYYYY
  • 1:26INVADER VEXThresh: WHAT THE HELL, SCYTHE?!?
  • 1:26Invader JibZav: I uh..I imagine we're pretty close to the ground by now
  • Zav: Wait..no
  • 1:26CravitusBLU suddenly smashed through a sand dune at an angle, and a plume of sand and dust flew into the air.
  • 1:27Mysteriousjillguy
  • Darrz activates his jetpack,boosting the group downward*
  • 1:27INVADER VEX
  • thresh and Scythe are almost to the ground*
  • 1:27Mysteriousjillguy( ill admit the what the hell scythe was pretty funny-
  • 1:27CravitusAve glanced up at the incoming pair.
  • 1:27INVADER VEXThresh: Ave! A little help?
  • 1:27Mysteriousjillguy
  • Darrz grabs onto scythes foot*
  • 1:27Invader JibZav: Wait darrz I think-
  • 1:27CravitusAve: "Ohcrap-"
  • The two smack into Ave, and he grabs on, spiraling a bit, his Jetboots straining against the weight.
  • 1:27INVADER VEX
  • scythe's foot dislocates and they continue to fall*
  • 1:28Mysteriousjillguy
  • The group crashes downward toward ave fueled by darrz's stupidity and his jetboots*
  • 1:28CravitusAve: "Nononononono-"
  • 1:28Mysteriousjillguy
  • Draxx bites onto scythe's foot holding on*
  • 1:28INVADER VEXThresh: We're spinning too fast! Ave, come in sideways and slow us down!
  • 1:29CravitusAve grunted, trying to adjust the jets.
  • 1:29INVADER VEX
  • Scythe's foot twists, blood spilling out of his suit
  • 1:29Mysteriousjillguy
  • Draxx activates his PAK jetpack,sending the group scattering*
  • 1:29CravitusHis PAK sprouted thrusters, and slowed the spiral.
  • 1:29Mysteriousjillguy
  • Lurk crashes into the sand*
  • Lurk:BBGHHL
  • 1:29INVADER VEXThresh: *looks up at the rest of the group, floating down fairly slowly*
  • 1:29CravitusAve: "What do you people eat?!"
  • 1:29Invader JibZav: *Smashes into the sand*
  • Zav: In my defense, that wasn't my fault at all
  • 1:30MysteriousjillguyLurk:Its a good thing Irkens are extremely conviently durable unlike stupid humans.
  • Lurk:Yep.
  • 1:30INVADER VEXScythe: Other people! But this isn't the time!*bites into Ave's coat and they grab on, stabilizing in the air*
  • 1:30CravitusAve: "I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that!"
  • 1:30MysteriousjillguyLurk:THats just the beauty of totally legit biology and science, a miracle of evolution and genetics,why-
  • Darrz crashes into Lurk*
  • 1:31INVADER VEXThresh: Whew.... Scythe... Good job...
  • 1:31MysteriousjillguyLurk:MY SPINEEEEE
  • 1:31CravitusAve's jetboots were screaming at this point, attempting to keep them from smashing into the ground.
  • They were still gliding, however.
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  • 1:31MysteriousjillguyDarrz:Can we jump off a ship next time? Only in space so we can burn up in the atmosphere?
  • Lurk:N O
  • Lurk pushes Darrz off*
  • Lurk stands up,grunting, spinal cracking noises are heard*
  • Lurk holds his back in pain, he looks around*
  • 1:32CravitusAve and his passengers sailed backwards towards a sand dune.
  • Meanwhile, something broke away from the crashing vessel above.
  • Something burning.
  • 1:32INVADER VEX
  • thresh and scythe are 20 feet off the ground, and they let go and roll down a hill to the rest of the group, flinging sand everywhere*
  • 1:32MysteriousjillguyLurk:Wait...we forgot about Zeerk-
  • 1:32INVADER VEXThresh: Owch...
  • 1:32Invader JibZav: ...who
  • 1:32CravitusAve: "Wha-"
  • 1:32Mysteriousjillguy
  • The ship crashes nearby,creating a huge explosion*
  • Lurk:....
  • 1:32CravitusAve's Jetboots sent him plowing through the dune, unprepared for the sudden loss in weight.
  • 1:33MysteriousjillguyLurk:*stares at the explosion,wind pushing his hair back*
  • 1:33CravitusHe tumbled out the other side, back-first.
  • 1:33MysteriousjillguyLurk:....Zeerk...
  • 1:33Invader JibZav: -*Covers his mouth* Oh..
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  • 1:33MysteriousjillguyLurk:*Falls to his knees*
  • 1:33INVADER VEX
  • the two figures, who are about twenty feet away, trailed by their huge parachutes, are looking into the sky at the ship, which is careening into the side of a hill*
  • 1:33Invader JibZav: Yeah uh..tough luck.. or something..*Looks at some kind of scanner8
  • 1:33Mysteriousjillguy"Oh hi guys"
  • zeerk appears injured a bit and his clothes is ruined*
  • Lurk:Oh you're alive.
  • Lurk:I wasnt sad at all.
  • 1:34INVADER VEXScythe: I was sad. I cried. But... Only on the inside.
  • scythe's leg is drenched in pink blood at this point, and his foot is mangled*
  • 1:35MysteriousjillguyLurk:Doesnt that hurt a lot?
  • 1:35Invader JibZav: Ouch..
  • 1:35INVADER VEXScythe: Unbelievably, Yep. Mhm. Oh yes. *passes out on the ground*
  • 1:35Mysteriousjillguy
  • Draxx twists his foot trying to copy Scythe for no reason*
  • Draxx:PAIN IS HILARIOUS
  • Draxx faints*
  • 1:35INVADER VEXJust dropped two bars of signal
  • i think it's going out
  • 1:36MysteriousjillguyLurk:Well that happened. What should we do now.
  • Cravitus
  • The fireball overhead seemed to veer towards them, growing more noticeable and louder by the second.
  • Lurk:Oh look a fireball heading toward us-
  • zeerk:Run.
  • 10:21INVADER VEXThresh: CRAP! *starts to sprint away from the fireball*
  • 10:22MysteriousTriangleguy( is timing krebceptable or jibtastically bad
  • 10:22Invader JibZav: *Runs*
  • 10:22CravitusAve: *Tries to get out of sand, fails* "...You know what? I think I'm good where I am..."
  • 10:23MysteriousTriangleguy
  • zeerk runs out of the way of the impending fireball,so does lurk*</span>
  • 10:23INVADER VEXScythe: Oh cool. *tries to run but his ankle dislocates again and he falls over*
  • 10:23Cravitus
  • Suddenly, the fireball shoots a jet of flame forward, and begins to slow, the smoke dissipating*
  • 10:23MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:OH MY IRKUS
  • Lurk:THE FIREBALL IS HAUNTED
  • Lurk:DIEE
  • 10:23Cravitus
  • It's Ave's ship, red-hot and covered in soot*
  • 10:23MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Lurk chucks a rock at it*</span>
  • Lurk:Oh.
  • 10:24INVADER VEX
  • The figure with the orange mask runs back, grabs scythe, and starts limping away from the fireball with him*
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  • 10:24Long Time(back
  • 10:24Cravitus
  • The ship smacks into the ground, and rolls over once, then twice before coming to a halt*
  • 10:24MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:That was spooky.
  • 10:24CravitusAve: "...Is it over?"
  • 10:24MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:I think so.
  • 10:24CravitusAve: "I think there's sand up my shirt."
  • 10:24INVADER VEX
  • it smacks into the figure with the orange mask, searing his back and knocking him into the ground*
  • scythe falls over and rolls down a hill*
  • 10:25MysteriousTriangleguy
  • zeerk sprouts some robotic tentacles and pulls Ave out of the sand*
  • 10:25INVADER VEXScythe: Ow. I think ankles arent supposed to do this... but maaayyyybe not
  • 10:25CravitusAve: "Er, thanks."
  • 10:25MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:I still dont understand how you can do that zeerk-
  • 10:25Cravitus
  • Ave shakes some sand out of his armor*
  • 10:25MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:Well uh you see-
  • 10:25INVADER VEXScythe: *stands up, balancing on one leg and sinking a little bit into the sandy hill*
  • 10:25Invader JibZav: I wouldn't think about it too hard
  • 10:25MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:ANYWAY
  • 10:25CravitusAve: "Hey, my ship!"
  • 10:26INVADER VEXScythe: Hey, I think that other guy is dead. Rip in pieces
  • 10:26MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:*Pushes zav over and walks over to the ship*
  • 10:26Cravitus
  • Ave puts a finger to his helmet's commset*
  • 10:26CravitusAve: "Mit, you still in there?"
  • 10:26MysteriousTriangleguyzeerk:*Looks over to the mask guy*
  • 10:26INVADER VEXScythe: Don't check to see if he's dead, I'll bury him
  • 10:26CravitusMit: "I'm fine, but Rex's been a bit roasted, Lead."
  • 10:27INVADER VEXScythe: *walks over to the figure in the mask and kicks him in the side*
  • 10:27CravitusAve: "BLU, report in!"
  • 10:27MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:*Walks over to the fire*
  • FIgURE*
  • 10:27CravitusOver to the side, a sand dune shifted, and BLU burst out of it.
  • 10:27CravitusBLU: "PRESENT."
  • 10:28INVADER VEX
  • he is sort of squirming around and holding his back, which is smoking a little bit*
  • the figure
  • 10:28Cravitus
  • Ave motioned towards the figure, and BLU nodded, marching with him*
  • Ave: "How is he?"
  • 10:29INVADER VEXThresh: ... *peeks up over a hill and looks at the group. He starts to wander back*
  • 10:29Cravitus
  • Ave picks up into a half-run, and then slides down towards the figure and ship*
  • Ave: "I said, how is he? Are they still breathing?"
  • 10:29INVADER VEXFigure: Owwwww.... ghhhh.... *rolls over, his mask is a little bit dented and the lights are flickering on it
  • 10:29CravitusAve: "Well, that answers that."
  • 10:30INVADER VEXScythe: I'm calling it, he's redlining. Better eat him... To... save resources
  • 10:30MysteriousTriangleguyzeerk:Why is he wearing that weird mask..?
  • 10:30CravitusAve: "Someone get that silly thing off of him, and get him away from the cannibal."
  • 10:30INVADER VEX
  • the other figure wearing the mask is noticeably hiding a little bit behind the ship*
  • 10:30CravitusAve: "Better yet, I'll do it."
  • 10:31INVADER VEX
  • the figure grabs onto his mask a little bit but is weak*
  • 10:31Cravitus
  • Ave finally makes it over, and crouches near them, dragging them a bit away from the ship*
  • 10:31MysteriousTriangleguyzeerk:Hmm perhaps we should remove the mask to look for wounds?
  • 10:31CravitusAve: "Agreed. Sorry 'bout this."
  • 10:32INVADER VEXScythe: *looks over at Ave dragging the guy, drooling a little bit*
  • 10:32Cravitus
  • Ave flicked the hand away, and began to pull the mask away*
  • 10:32MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:*Backs away from scythe slowly*
  • 10:32INVADER VEX
  • the figure resists, shaking his head a little bit*
  • 10:32CravitusAve: "Come on, damn it...!"
  • 10:33MysteriousTriangleguyzeerk:*looks at the figure*
  • 10:33INVADER VEX
  • the figure sighs, his head falling into the sand in defeat*
  • 10:33Cravitus
  • Ave finally yanks the mask off*
  • 10:33MysteriousTriangleguyzeerk:Wh-WAIT..WHAT
  • Lurk:Hm?
  • Lurk walks over*
  • Lurk:WHAT?! COULD IT BE?!
  • Lurk:NO
  • Lurk:ITS IMPOSSIBLE
  • 10:34INVADER VEXScythe: Oh nvm. I won't eat him. he tastes bad, i would know. *walks away, a little bit disappointed
  • 10:34MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:CARL?! IS THAT YOU?!
  • Lurk:Oh wait-
  • 10:34Invader Jib
  • the figure noticeably cringes at what lurk's saying*
  • 10:34MysteriousTriangleguyzeerk:Is that..Vex?
  • zeerk:How is he alive..?
  • 10:35INVADER VEX
  • Vex sits up a little bit, looking at the group cautiously*
  • 10:35CravitusAve: "Honestly I'd care more if I knew him, but regardless..."
  • Ave looks to Vex*
  • 10:35MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:wait a minute
  • 10:35INVADER VEXThresh: ... Vex? But... You died! Like a year ago!
  • 10:35MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:If Vex is here..then that means
  • 10:35INVADER VEX
  • thresh runs over to vex and kneels next to him*
  • 10:35MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:*GASP*
  • Lurk:I KNEW IT!
  • 10:35CravitusAve: "Just to check, you CAN hear us, right?"
  • Ave: "You can speak, breathe, all that?"
  • 10:36INVADER VEXVex:... Yeah, yeah... Mostly
  • 10:36MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Lurk tackles the other figure,pulling his mask off forcefully*
  • Lurk:I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT WAS YOUUUUUUUUUU
  • 10:36CravitusAve: "How injured are you-
  • 10:36MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:JIIIBBB
  • 10:36Invader JibOther Figure: No lurk, he's travelling with mutant beavers
  • 10:36Cravitus
  • Ave looked back at Lurk*
  • 10:36INVADER VEXVex: *coughs, and stands up with a grunt* Ugh.
  • 10:36CravitusAve: "Damn it, man-"
  • 10:36MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:YOU PIG FILTH! YOU'LL PAY FOR ALL THE MONTHS IVE SPENT IN THE ASLYUM!
  • 10:36INVADER VEXVex: *holds his ribcage, walking slowly over to Jib*
  • 10:37Cravitus
  • Ave runs over, and tackles Lurk off of Jib*
  • 10:37MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:But thats not important right now *Pushes jib over*
  • Lurk:GAUGH-
  • 10:37Invader JibJib Agh
  • 10:37CravitusAve: "Give 'em some space!"
  • 10:37MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:But I just want to slit his neck-
  • LIRLIR has joined the chat. 
  • 10:37Cravitus
  • Ave rolled off of Lurk* Ave: "Too bad, do it later!"
  • 10:37INVADER VEXVex: *grabs lurk by the shoulder and stands him up* Lurk... Where did you go? We thought that squid monster killed you? They imprisoned us for... a while?
  • 10:38Invader JibJib: There's a lot to explain and should I be in the mood to give you anything at all, 90% of it will be left out for all of you
  • 10:38MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:Oh uh..the squid was an interdimensional tax collector.
  • 10:38MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:I got caught for tax fraud.
  • 10:38CravitusAve: "Sucks to be him.."
  • 10:38INVADER VEXVex: ... SERIOUSLY? *coughs* THEY NEARLY BEAT US TO DEATH BECAUSE OF THAT THING!
  • 10:39MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:Well to be fair I was going to get help after I escaped
  • Lurk:But then uh
  • 10:39INVADER VEXVex: And instead I can only assume you got sidetracked and left us to die?
  • 10:39CravitusAve: "I'll just let you guys talk this out, mmkay?"
  • The ship is stuck in the sand at an odd angle, somewhat sideways; Ave climbed a dune, and stared at a door on the back of the ship* Ave: "Mit, open the cargo hatch, please?"
  • 10:40Invader JibJib: Yeah lurk you can save the nonsensical excuses
  • 10:40MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:Well I am insane.
  • 10:40CravitusMit: "Workin' on it, Lead."
  • 10:40INVADER VEXVex: *walks next to jib and puts his helmet back on* Yeah... That's the problem, lurk
  • 10:40CravitusAve: "How's Lek, anyway?"
  • 10:40MysteriousTriangleguyzeerk:Thats not important right now. We need to figure out what shot down that alien ship...
  • 10:40CravitusMit: "...Sorta mad about the whole bumpy ride."
  • 10:41MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:I managed to get some help
  • 10:41CravitusAve: "How're the flight systems, anyway?"
  • 10:41MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:While I was dimension jumping from the space squid...he seems to be late..
  • 10:41CravitusMit: "I can fix them, given time, but we aren't exactly going to make orbit easy."
  • Mit: "Even then, we've been hulled, so we'll be making a trip without cabin pressure."
  • 10:42MysteriousTriangleguyDarrz:Hey Ave
  • Darrz:Why is your ship magic?
  • 10:42CravitusMit: "I'm not magic, I"m just dead."
  • 10:42MysteriousTriangleguyDarrz:Is it possesed by a hobgolin?
  • Darrz:*GASP*
  • Lurk:I KNEW IT
  • Lurk:DEMONNN
  • 10:42CravitusAve: "Nah, just controlled by the PAK of a guy who loved blowing stuff up."
  • Mit: "I get to blow up more stuff this way."
  • 10:43INVADER VEXVex: *walks over to Ave* So... Sorry, I don't know your name... But can I check your ship for salvage? We need to find some kind of civilization or transport. I can rig a radar system. Probably.
  • 10:43CravitusAve: "I'd love to oblige, but SOMEONE'S taking their time with those doors."
  • 10:43MysteriousTriangleguyDarrz:Wots his name?
  • Darrz:The ship
  • 10:43CravitusMit: "Working on it... Why don't you have BLU open 'em?"
  • 10:43MysteriousTriangleguyDarrz:Can we name him Carl-
  • 10:43Cravitus
  • Ave motions for BLU to crack open the doors*
  • Mit: "You can't name me Carl, my name's already Mit!"
  • 10:44MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:Wow I just noticed this but Lurk you smell awful.
  • 10:44CravitusMit: "You can't name Rex 'Carl', either!"
  • 10:44MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:YOUR SENSE OF SMELLED IS FLAWED-
  • Lurk:*Tackles zeerk*
  • 10:44INVADER VEXVex: *stands behind BLU, waiting for him to cut out the door*
  • 10:44MysteriousTriangleguyzeerk:Wh-GET OFF ME
  • 10:44CravitusAve: "Regarding transport... Mit, how's Vera?"
  • 10:44Invader JibJib: I agree with Zeerk strongly
  • 10:44CravitusMit: "Ready to go, soon as you open that door."
  • 10:45LIRLIR
  • There is an explosion, LIR emerges out of the dust and walks to Lurk*
  • 10:45MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:Oh good you're here
  • 10:45CravitusAve: "Sweet merciful Irk-"
  • 10:45MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:What took you so long?!
  • Lurk:...
  • Lurk pushes zeerk off*
  • 10:45LIRLIRLIR: SIR *salute*
  • 10:45INVADER VEXVex: *smacks his helmet and lets out a sigh* Hello LIR....
  • 10:45MysteriousTriangleguyzeerk:Ow
  • 10:45Cravitus
  • BLU pries open the doors, and pushes them apart*
  • BLU: "Entryway formed."
  • 10:45MysteriousTriangleguyDarrz:LURK YOU DIDNT TELL ME YOU HAD A ROBOT
  • 10:45INVADER VEXVex: *shakes his head and walks into the ship*
  • 10:45CravitusAve: "Good, now clear the way."
  • 10:46MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:I've been telling you for month-
  • Darrz:HIYA MISTUR ROBOT? DO YOU LIKE EATING CORPSES?!
  • 10:46Cravitus
  • Ave enters the ship* Ave: "Mit, the lights!"
  • 10:46Cravitus
  • A few dim, cracked lights flicker on*
  • 10:46MysteriousTriangleguyzeerk:Why would you ask such a question Darrz-
  • 10:46LIRLIRLIR: Too much obstructions. *Behind him is a very long, haphazardly created tunnel.*
  • zeerk:...Should I even question Lurk and LIR logic?
  • 10:46Cravitus
  • Tools are tossed about, but many things are still in place, including a strange device*
  • 10:46MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:NOPE
  • 10:47Cravitus
  • The device takes up most of the space in the hold*
  • 10:47Invader JibJib: I'm wondering more why you thought you should
  • 10:47INVADER VEXVex: *looks at Ave* You don't mind if I remove your sonar system, right? I can pay you back for it.
  • 10:47CravitusAve: "You can do that, just clear the way for a sec."
  • Ave motioned to the device.
  • 10:47INVADER VEXVex: Alright. *steps out of the way*
  • 10:47CravitusAve: "Mit, hit it."
  • 10:48LIRLIRLIR: *Looks to Darrz, eyes squinting. He has been in Duty Mode ever since he arrived*
  • 10:48Cravitus
  • The Device shoots out of the ship's hold, and deploys into a black Gash Router as it flies out*
  • 10:48MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:So uh,LIR,hows the Nethral dimension?
  • 10:49Cravitus
  • The vehicle hovers quietly over, and settles past a dune*
  • 10:49LIRLIRLIR: I don't know what that is.
  • Survivor321 has left the chat
  • 10:49CravitusMit: "Vera's out and ready to play, boss." Ave: "Good. Stay here and let the nice masked man take what he needs."
  • Ave jumped out of the hold, and used his PAK-jets to boost him to the vehicle*
  • 10:50INVADER VEXVex: Hm. Impressive... Anyways. *climbs up into a maintenance port in the ship*
  • 10:50MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:Hm uh
  • Lurk:LIR enter neutral mode
  • Lurk:And wow you've been in duty mode for more then 2 minutes thats a new record.
  • 10:51INVADER VEX
  • Vex comes back out with a large array system and several transmitter units, as well as a PAK charger and synchronization unit*
  • 10:51MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Draxx stands near the ship looking at it with a notepad*
  • 10:51LIRLIRLIR: *Enters neutral mode* Lurk. We're falling behind. *Points to the hatch Vex went into*
  • 10:51MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Darrz
  • Darrz:Mhmm..pyhyscocolotronic combine thrusters...interesting
  • Darrz writes down notes*
  • 10:52LIRLIRLIR: *Watches Vex* Remind me why you called me here?
  • 10:52MysteriousTriangleguyzeerk:You know pyhyscocolotronic isnt a word right?
  • 10:52Cravitus
  • Ave climbs into the seat of his hovercraft*
  • 10:53MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Darrz stands there,drawing an incredibly buff Jib with grotesquely large muscles,lighting bolts are all round him,text is below him reading "I AM PRETENDING TO WRITE SOMETHING DOWN"*
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  • 10:53MysteriousTriangleguyDarrz:Mhmmmmm
  • zeerk:...:I
  • 10:53INVADER VEXVex: *puts some of the machinery in Ave's hovercraft* Okay. We need this stuff at the top of a large hill. *points to a cliff overlooking the crashed corpse of the brown ship* That should do nicely
  • 10:53Invader JibJib: Wait what do we need that stuff for again-
  • brb real quick
  • 10:53CravitusAve nodded. Ave: "Right, be there in a sec.:
  • 10:53MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:Well LIR I'm probably in great danger of dying so I guess if you're here we have a better chance of survival.
  • Lurk:Or something
  • 10:54CravitusAve: "Hang on!"
  • INVADER VEXVex: Jib, it will use a couple of scanners to find radio and infrared signals. Should lead us to some sort of civilization.. If there even is any
  • 10:54Cravitus
  • Ave swung the hovercraft around, and it's engines screeched as they spun up*
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  • 10:55LIRLIRLIR: I suppose that works. *looks at the ship corpses*
  • Invader Jib has joined the chat. 
  • 10:55MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:Hmmm
  • 10:55Cravitus
  • The hovercraft takes off in an instant, and bolts toward the cliff*
  • 10:55Invader JibJib: I doubt that somehow..
  • 10:56MysteriousTriangleguyDraxx:GhHjlOprgh?
  • Draxx wakes up*
  • Draxx:Mothfarher..is it nap time yet?
  • Long Time has joined the chat. 
  • 10:56MysteriousTriangleguyDarrz:*Draws Buff Ave fighting Buff Jib*
  • zeerk:*sigh*
  • 10:57Cravitus
  • The hovercraft stops in the distance, having arrived at the cliff*
  • 10:57INVADER VEXScythe: *looks over Darrz's shoulder* I will purchase that work of art for one million monies.
  • 10:57LIRLIRLIR: I hope it's not the wiggly people.
  • ysteriousTriangleguyDarrz:NO! THIS MUST REMAIN ISOLATED FROM THE PUBLIC
  • Darrz:FOR THE GLORY OF AVEEEEEEEEEEEEee
  • 11:10INVADER VEXScythe: But darrz plz! I need it for my COLLLECCTIIOOOONNN
  • 11:10MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Darrz runs away screaming*
  • 11:10INVADER VEXScythe: *Chases him*
  • 11:10MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:COLLLECCTIONNNN?
  • 11:10Cravitus
  • Meanwhile, on the Cliff* Ave: "So, Vex, was it? How do you set this up?"
  • 11:10INVADER VEXScythe: *falls over screaming*
  • 11:10MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:LIR! I'm bored. Can you make sum toast with your head?
  • 11:10CravitusBLU: "I can toast things with my eye."
  • 11:10LIRLIRLIR: I can try.
  • 11:11MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:LIR is cooler then you.
  • 11:11INVADER VEXVex: *gets out of Ave's hovercraft in the distance and starts stabbing metal sensor poles in the sand and arranging large radio antennae* Well.... I need to sync it with my PAK sensors, and it should be able to pick up radio waves and infrared signals.. And a variety of other things
  • 11:11Cravitus
  • BLU shoots a laser from his eye at a patch of sand near the ship, and turns it to glass*
  • 11:11MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:HE HAS A MOUTH WITH TEETH
  • 11:11CravitusBLU: "My eye shoots lasers."
  • 11:11MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:LIR can do that too.
  • 11:11CravitusAve: "Doesn't sound too hard."
  • 11:12LIRLIRLIR: *Red lasers appear over his head hologram style, turning a portion of air into a slice of bread. It falls into his head. A few seconds later, sizzling toast pops out*
  • 11:12MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:...and apparently it makes bread
  • 11:12CravitusAve: "Let's get this done quick, I'm pretty sure we don't want to be here if whoever downed that ship's still got their guns up."
  • BLU: "Noted."
  • BLU: "I am filled with nachos and nacho accessories."
  • 11:12INVADER VEXVex: *gets back in Ave's hovercraft* all done. Would've been a lot harder, but... That ship is old, and has a lot of non-integrated parts.
  • Vex: Oh! Before we leave...
  • 11:13CravitusAve: "Hm?"
  • 11:13LIRLIRLIR: I can manufacture nachos and nacho accessories.
  • 11:13MysteriousTriangleguy(but can they propane-
  • 11:13Cravitus(i sense a disturbance in the vex
  • ( PROPANE
  • INVADER VEX has left the chat. 
  • 11:14MysteriousTriangleguy( AND PROPANE ACCESSORIES
  • 11:15
  • Vex: *gets out and grabs a large flat piece of hull from the crashed ship* We can make a sled behind the hovercraft. I would say its because we don't have enough room, but... While that may be true, I mostly just dont want to ride with Scythe or Darrz...
  • 11:32CravitusAve: "I hear ya."
  • 11:33MysteriousTriangleguy
  • LIR falls over suddenly limp*
  • 11:33CravitusAve pressed a button on the control panel, and a Tractor Beam latched onto the chunk of hull.
  • Ave: "Alright, we're locked on, ready to go back?"
  • 11:33MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:GAURGHH LIR I TELL YOU NOT TO USE THE LASER FOR FOOD
  • 11:33CravitusBLU: "...At least my powercells don't get drained in one go."
  • 11:33INVADER VEXVex: Ok... *gets in the passenger seat* By the way, I never caught your name...
  • 11:34CravitusAve: "Name's Averii, Ave for short. Senior Invader, but I think the first part's made up."
  • Ave: "Regardless, nice to meet you, Vex."
  • Ave extends a hand*
  • 11:34INVADER VEXVex: Hm. Nice to meet you too. *shakes his hand*
  • 11:35Cravitus
  • Ave nods*
  • Ave: "Right, now hold tight."
  • Ave engages the engines, and the Hovercraft darts back toward the group.*
  • BLU prods LIR*
  • BLU: "I am amused by his lack of power."
  • 11:36MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:HGGHH SHUT UP YOU! UHHH UHH..
  • 11:36CravitusMit: "BLU, stop poking the robot."
  • 11:36MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:YOUR ONE EYE IS STUPID!
  • 11:37Cravitus
  • BLU growls, and sprouts multiple weapons*
  • 11:37MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Lurk puts LIR in his backpack somehow and waks away*
  • walks
  • Darrz:Oooh
  • Darrz pokes one of the weapons*
  • 11:37Cravitus
  • The Hovercraft returns, and swings around, slowing*
  • BLU's weapons retract, and they stand, awaiting orders*
  • 11:37INVADER VEXVex: *gets off of the hovercraft and connects his PAK to the sensors he set up*
  • 11:37Invader JibJib: Yeahh nice one lurk, I'm sure he'll be crying about it for weeks
  • 11
  • Ave: "Alright, then, saddle up! I have no intention of staying on this rock!"
  • Ave: "We're using the piece of Metal as a sled, we'll be tugging it along as we go."
  • 11:39MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Draxx hops onto the vehicle*
  • Draxx:VROOMMMM *runs over to it*
  • darrz
  • 11:40Cravitus
  • Ave looks to Vex, and takes off his own helmet*
  • Ave: "Ugh, it was getting stuffy in there... Vex, you know where we're going?"
  • 11:40INVADER VEXVex: ... Um...
  • Vex: *gets back on the passenger seat* So... My scanners say that there could be some sort of settlement or broadcasting station up over that ridge. *points to the east* Key word is that it COULD be there... But thats all we've got.
  • 11:41MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Lurk gets on the sled,along with zeerk*
  • 11:41Cravitus
  • Ave stretched* Ave: "Well, it's a start. If there's nothing there, we can always come back, try to get my ship running."
  • Ave put his helmet back on, and stood up*
  • 11:41INVADER VEXVex: Well as long as we have this hovercraft we ought to be fine. There's obviously something nearby on this planet, because whatever shot us down was ground-based ordinance.
  • 11:41CravitusAve: "Come on, people, we're moving out!"
  • Ave hits a button on the panel, and a Plasma Mortar pokes up from behind them*
  • Ave: "We've got some ground-based ordinance of our own."
  • Ave keys the button again, and the mortar recedes into it's shroud*
  • 11:43INVADER VEXVex: Impressive... You know, I met the guy who designed this craft. It was at some convention... Anyway, let's move out!
  • 11:43CravitusAve: "Neat."
  • 11:43MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:Hopefully we werent shot down by horrible space bears.
  • 11:43Cravitus
  • Ave sat back down, and took the controls*
  • Ave: "Spacebears? Heh."
  • Ave: "Hold on, we're moving out! Mit, watch the ship, keep on comms! BLU, stay behind, help guard the ship."
  • BLU: "Yes, Commander."
  • Mit: "You got it."
  • 11:45Cravitus *Ave gunned the accelerator, and the hovercraft took off*
  • The hovercraft begins to peel up and skims the dunes below, and picks up speed*
  • 11:46
  • 11:48
  • NVADER VEXVex: *presses a button on his helmet and his eyepieces zoom in on a small reflection far away nestled on the side of a hill* ok, I see something! Ave! *points at the reflection of light in the distance* looks like some sort of listening station.
  • 11:49Invader JibJib: Wow uh..I could have done that in a less dramatic way
  • 11:49CravitusAve: "Want me to drive us there, or keep a safe distance?"
  • nvader JibJib: But that's not the point, let's make this quick so I don't have to deal with nonsense for several horus
  • hours
  • Jib: Well not hours but
  • 11:49INVADER VEXVex: circle around. Slow down on approach so they can't see this enormous dust cloud. *the engines are blowing up a ton of dust right into the sled*
  • 11:50CravitusAve: "Got it!"
  • Welcome to the Irken Empire Wiki chat 
  • 11:50Cravitus
  • Airbrakes spring out of the Hovercraft, slowing it*
  • 11:50MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Lurk coughs,breathing in the dust*
  • 11:50Invader JibJib: Ugh
  • 11:51Cravitus
  • Ave shifted the hovercraft around, and began to try and circle closer towards the outpost*
  • Survivor321 has joined the chat. 
  • 11:52Cravitus
  • The hovercraft gets closer and closer to the installation*
  • 11:52INVADER VEXScythe: *wakes up suddenly and almost falls off of the sled* AAH! IM DEAD IM DEAD IM DEAD IM DEAD!!! Oh... Wait... No, it's much worse. I'm alive.
  • 11:53CravitusAve: "Quit your shouting back there, I'm driving!"
  • 11:53INVADER VEXThresh: Scythe! *grabs scythe so he doesn't fall off* shut up!
  • 11:54MysteriousTriangleguyDarrz:WEEEEEE this is fun
  • Draxx:*Pokes Thresh for absolutely no reason*
  • 11:54Invader JibJib: *Hangs onto the sled as it gains momentum8
  • 11:54Cravitus
  • The Hovercraft gets even closer to the installation, and Ave lowers it behind the dunes to mask their approach*
  • 11:54INVADER VEXVex: ok, there's a cave over there. Park the hovercraft in it so they won't see its thermal signature
  • 11:54CravitusAve: "Right, on it!"
  • Ave swung around, and pointed the Hovercraft towards the cave*
  • 11:55MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Lurk takes out his plasma cannon*
  • Lurk looks around for any intruders*
  • Darrz:But that cave looks SPOOKY
  • 11:56INVADER VEXVex: hm. *leans back and looks at all the people on the sled* so... We don't know what this place is or who owns it. Stay silent and don't just immediately shoot everyone, ok?
  • 11:56Cravitus
  • The Hovercraft glides quietly towards the Cave*
  • 11:56MysteriousTriangleguyzeerk:That includes you Lurk
  • Lurk:Booo
  • 11:56CravitusAve: "We leaving anyone to guard my hovercraft?"
  • Ave: "Or is that a negative?"
  • 11:56Invader Jib
  • The weight of the plasma canonn causes the sled to flip over*
  • 11:57INVADER VEXVex: well, maybe scythe should stay here... He looks a little... Bed
  • bad
  • 11:57CravitusAve: "Hm?!"
  • 11:57INVADER VEXVex: His foot? Looks broken in a lot of different ways
  • 11:57Cravitus
  • The Hovercraft's tractor beam loses a grip on the sled as it soars into the cave*
  • 11:57MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:*Holds the plasma cannon perfectly despite its enormous weight*
  • Darrz:HUH?!
  • 11:58Invader JibJib: *Flies off the sled and hits the cave wall*
  • 11:58Cravitus
  • Ave swung around, and parked it, watching the sled flip*
  • 11:58MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Darrz jumps off the sled*
  • 11:58Invader JibJib: Ow..
  • 11:58MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Lurk flies into a wall,firing his cannon*
  • 11:58INVADER VEXThresh: Ah- *tumbles off of the sled and into the sand
  • 11:58CravitusAve: "Watch it!"
  • 11:58MysteriousTriangleguy
  • It goes upward through the cave wall and into the air*
  • Lurk:uhh...
  • 11:58INVADER VEXScythe: *flies into a sand dune*
  • 11:58Cravitus
  • Ave stared at the blast of plasma*
  • Ave: "...Well, that may as well be a freakin' signal flare."
  • 11:58MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:...I'm sure they wont notice that-
  • 11:59INVADER VEX
  • two bulky, four armed aliens run out from the station, start yelling, and then point right at them*
  • 11:59MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:AHHHH!
  • 11:59CravitusAve: "Crap, permission to engage!"
  • 11:59MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:QUICK! INTO THE CAVE!
  • 11:59INVADER VEX
  • its the same species as the commander that they faced on the space station*
  • 11:59Invader JibJib: Great job, lurk
  • 11:59CravitusAve: "I repeat, can I shoot him or not?"
  • 11:59MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:There might be too many of them Ave...
  • Zeerk:We dont want them knowing we're here..
  • 12:00INVADER VEXVex: *pulls out a rifle* fire at will! I know what these are...
  • 12:00CravitusAve: "They know we're here already, damn it!"
  • Ave keyed the hovercraft's weapons, and flew back out*
  • 12:01INVADER VEXVex: They're genetically engineered soldiers, led by the nightmare irken invasion force. We need to take this base out before they send a distress signal!
  • 12:01MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:Wai-NIGHTMARE IRKENS?!
  • Lurk:WHAT?
  • Darrz:YAY
  • Lurk:Shut up Darrz-
  • 12:01CravitusAve: "Nightmare ir-You know what, nevermind!"
  • 12:01Invader JibJib: ..Do you have some kind of phobia?
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  • 12:02MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Lurk fires his plasma cannon at one of the spider men,blowing a hole through one of them*
  • The spider guy falls over,screaming*
  • 12:02INVADER VEXVex: *takes aim at the other, who is freaking out and shooting all around the cave*
  • 12:02Cravitus
  • Ave opened fire on the other soldier, swinging out*
  • 12:02MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:Hopefully these arent just grunts. Would be really sucky if the other ones were bigger-
  • 12:03CravitusAve: "Shut up and shoot him already!"
  • 12:03MysteriousTriangleguyDraxx:*Grabs Scythe,flinging him at the spider people*
  • 12:03INVADER VEX
  • the other soldier is shot down by Vex and Ave immediately, and several more run outside before retreating behind some cover*
  • 12:03MysteriousTriangleguyDraxx:BE FREE MAJESTIC CREATURE!
  • 12:03CravitusAve: "Reinforcements!"
  • 12:03MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:WAIT! COME BACK!
  • Lurk:I DIDNT GET TO KILL THE REST OF YOU!
  • 12:03INVADER VEXScythe: Wheeeeeeeee*hits the ground and gets knocked out again*
  • 12:03MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Lurk runs*
  • Zeerk:LURK YOU-GGNNH
  • 12:03Cravitus
  • Ave drove forward, eyeing Scythe, and scooped him up as he passed*
  • 12:03Invader JibJib: By the way I was planning to shoot but couldn't get a good aim
  • 12:03CravitusAve: "What the heck is wrong with you?!"
  • 12:03INVADER VEXVex: Lurk! Oh my god....get back here!
  • 12:04MysteriousTriangleguyDarrz:Of course ingenious Jib! MASTER PLAN
  • Lurk:*Fires at the fleeing spider people*
  • 12:04INVADER VEX
  • the soldiers all open fire on lurk, sending tons of ordinance right at him
  • 12:04MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:DIEA DIE! HAHAHA
  • Lurk:AHHHHH
  • 12:04Cravitus
  • Ave dodges some fire, and takes cover behind a sand dune*
  • 12:04MysteriousTriangleguy
  • zeerk jumps over Lurk,and forms a mechanical shield*
  • 12:04Cravitus
  • He hefts scythe onto the passenger seat, and keys the Plasma Mortar*
  • 12:04MysteriousTriangleguyzeerk:LURK? WHAT DID WE TALK ABOUT FACING ENEMIES WHEN OUTNUMBERED
  • Lurk:..I dont remember
  • 12:05CravitusAve: "Get him out of fire so I can fire!"
  • 12:05MysteriousTriangleguyzeerk:...*Facepalms*
  • Darrz:FIRE?
  • 12:05Invader JibJib: *Shoots a few of the spider people from the cave, while still out of sight*
  • 12:05MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Darrz fires his plasma pistol,missing ave by an inch,hitting a spider guy in the eye*
  • 12:05Invader JibJib: ..This isn't very effective but whatever
  • 12:05MysteriousTriangleguyDarrz:Whoops
  • 12:05INVADER VEXVex: Ave, don't destroy the base! We need to access its communication systems. We need to go in there the old fashioned way
  • 12:06MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:*Takes out some cube grenades,chucks them at the soldiers*
  • The cubes grow in size,and begin to beep*
  • 12:06CravitusAve: "Don't worry, I'll just aim for the ones shooting us!"
  • 12:07MysteriousTriangleguy
  • The cubes explode,killing several soldiers*
  • 12:07INVADER VEXVex: *snipes a soldier reaching for his radio* hurry up with that mortar, then!
  • 12:07MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:BOOM! BOOOOM!
  • 12:07Cravitus
  • Ave smacked the fire button, and a massive ball of plasma arced over and into a crowd of the remaining troops*
  • 12:07MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Lurk fires his plasma cannon,killing soldiers one by one*
  • 12:08INVADER VEXVex: Alright! Let's get in there before they send out more troops! Go!
  • 12:08Cravitus
  • The plasma explodes, and vaporizes the troops in the immediate vicinity*
  • Ave: "Got it, dismounting!*
  • 12:08Invader JibJib: *Moves out of the cave and heads for the base*
  • 12:08INVADER VEXVex: *Walks up the hill to the base, shooting soldiers that come out*
  • 12:09Cravitus
  • Ave guns the hovercraft over the dune, and jumps out*
  • 12:09MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Lurk follows*
  • 12:09CravitusAve: "Mit! Autoretrieve!"
  • 12:09MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Draxx follows,dragging Scythe,while running on all fours,zeerk runs,following them as well*
  • 12:09INVADER VEX
  • a soldier runs out from behind cover and smacks Jib with an enormous shield, cutting his side and sending him into the dirt*
  • 12:09MysteriousTriangleguy
  • zeerk's shield retracts*
  • 12:09Cravitus
  • Scythe's Body is left behind the dune, meanwhile, as the Hovercraft makes a beeline for Ave's ship*
  • Ave draws a Shockspear, and deploys it, aiming for the soldier harassing Jib*
  • 12:10INVADER VEXVex: Crap.. *runs around the shield and unloads a clip into the soldier's armor*
  • 12:10Invader JibJib: *Climbs out of the dirt
  • 12:10INVADER VEX
  • he falls down with a thud, his shield digging into the sand*
  • 12:10Invader JibJib: That REALLY HURT
  • 12:11INVADER VEXvex: Yeah... Sorry about that. *helps jib get up*
  • 12:11Cravitus
  • Ave's spear caught the downed soldier in the back, and Ave hit them with a thud*
  • Ave: "Well, if he wasn't dead before, he is now!"
  • 12:11Invader JibJib: *Scurries towards the base, knowing the solider is occupied/dead*
  • 12:11MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:C'MON GUYS I HAVENT BLOWN ANYTHING UP ALL WEEK!
  • Lurk:LETS GOOOO
  • 12:11INVADER VEXVex: *grabs the oversized shield and straps it to his arm* alright... Let's move into the base*
  • 12:12MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:Geeze Lurk you seem hyper all of the sudden-
  • Lurk:I took a looney bin med while we were on the sled
  • Zeerk:...Great...
  • 12:12Cravitus
  • Ave nodded, and holstered the spear, drawing his rifle*
  • Ave: "Move in!"
  • 12:12MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Lurk's fingers twitch,itching to pull the trigger on his gun*
  • 12:12INVADER VEXVex: *slowly walks into the dark building*
  • 12:12MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:Well on the bright side atleast Lurk's destruction is useful now.
  • 12:13Cravitus
  • Ave follows, clanking into the wall beside Vex*
  • 12:13MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Darrz follows*
  • 12:13Invader JibJib: *Follows as well*
  • 12:13INVADER VEXVex: This feels bad... *there are several flashing red lights on the walls, and shuffling around all of the corners*
  • 12:13CravitusAve: "I smell ambush and alarms. I think they're on alert."
  • Ave: "Just maybe."
  • 12:13Invader JibJib: *Holds his plasma sword closed, annoyed at how unprepared he was previously*
  • 12:14MysteriousTriangleguyDraxx:I like hamburgers
  • 12:14INVADER VEXVex: Yeah, no kidding. Hopefully they haven't alerted anyone else
  • 12:14MysteriousTriangleguyDarrz:Whats a humborgor?
  • 12:14Cravitus
  • Ave reaches into his chest toolkit, and pulls out a small chunk of some black playdough-looking substance*
  • 12:14MysteriousTriangleguyDarrz:PLAYDOUGH
  • Darrz:CAN I EAT IT
  • Zeerk:Its not playdough.
  • 12:14CravitusAve: "If you want to explode, yes."
  • 12:14MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:Right..?
  • Darrz:I still want to eat it-
  • Zeerk:No Darrz.
  • 12:15INVADER VEXVex: *pushes a button on his helmet, and two beams of light illuminate the walls, showing a wall of moving shields all along the back wall*
  • 12:15MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:HAUNTED SHIELDS
  • 12:15Cravitus
  • Ave ran it over his gauntlet, and the material hummed as he threw it over the shieldwall*
  • 12:15MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Lurk fires his cannon*
  • 12:15INVADER VEXVex: HOLY SH- *fires at the wall*
  • Vex: They're ALL RIGHT THERE! Fire!
  • 12:15MysteriousTriangleguy
  • The plasma projectile burns through some*
  • 12:15Cravitus
  • The material, a microexplosive, detonated behind the line!*
  • 12:15Invader JibJib: *Shoots two of his pistols rapidly*
  • 12:15MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:*Laughs*
  • 12:15INVADER VEXVex: *unloads his gun into the wall, only hitting one shot*
  • 12:15Invader JibJib: I don't know about you guys but I think this miiiiiight have been a trap
  • 12:16MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Draxx chucks a rock at one of them*
  • 12:16INVADER VEX
  • the aliens laugh and fire into the group, vex kneels beneath his shield, blocking the shots*
  • 12:16MysteriousTriangleguy
  • zeerk sprouts mechanical tentacles,slamming the aliens away*
  • 12:16INVADER VEXVex: Lurk, got any more cube grenades?
  • 12:16Cravitus
  • Ave pulled out two fist-sized chunks of the moldable explosive, and activated them, rolling them beneath the line this time*
  • 12:16MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Lurk takes out 15 cube grenades,and chucks them at the soldiers*
  • 12:16CravitusAve: "Fire in the hole!*
  • 12:17INVADER VEXVex: *moves the shield to cover all of them*
  • 12:17MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:Wait cube grenades and that exploedy stuff isnt that a bad idea-
  • 12:17Cravitus
  • The explosives detonate on-target this time, and a hole is blown in the line, right in the middle before the cube grenades roll in*
  • 12:17MysteriousTriangleguy
  • The grenades explode,hurling chunks of charred spider people everywhere*
  • Lurk looks at the chunks in slow motion smiling*
  • zeerk cringes in slow mo at the carnage*
  • 12:18INVADER VEXVex: Whew... *sees a light coming from one halfway open door* might be another trap, but... Let's go in there
  • 12:18MysteriousTriangleguy
  • darrz sucks on his thumb in slowmo*
  • 12:18Invader JibJib: *Has no reaction in slowmo*
  • 12:18MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:HAHAHA
  • 12:18Cravitus
  • Ave's helmet stared menacingly in slow motion*
  • 12:18MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:WHEN DO WE GET TO BLOW UP MORE STUFF?!
  • 12:19CravitusAve: "Soon!"
  • 12:19MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:You're starting to remind me of Scythe,Lurk-
  • 12:19Cravitus
  • He raised his rifle, and moved up, holding a shield ahead of him*
  • 12:19MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:mmmm..splosions..hmm.mm...*Twitches*
  • 12:19INVADER VEX
  • Vex stands up and walks over to the door, slowly approaching it with the large shield covering him*
  • 12:19MysteriousTriangleguyDarrz:Well what disturbing drug fueled behavior.
  • 12:19CravitusAve: "I guess it's a bit late to ask, but are we taking any prisoners?"
  • 12:19MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:No.
  • 12:19INVADER VEXVex: No. Definitely not
  • 12:19CravitusAve stepped over a large chunk of alien.
  • Ave: "Good to know."
  • 12:20MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Draxx chews on a chunk of alien,and scurries to the rest of the group,dragging scythe*
  • 12:20INVADER VEXVex: *shoves open the door, which was jammed from the explosions*
  • 12:20Invader JibJib: *Follows Vex slowly, holding the sword in front of him*
  • 12:20Cravitus
  • Ave raised his rifle, pointing it through the doorway, and dropping his own shield*
  • 12:20MysteriousTriangleguyDarrz:Wow. You seem to like Scythe a lot Draxx.
  • 12:20INVADER VEXVex: ... *walks into the room a bit, it's completely empty*
  • 12:20CravitusAve: "Well, ain't this ominous, then?"
  • 12:20MysteriousTriangleguyDarrz:I should make you a pairing name. Hmm...Scyaxx? Draytche? TOOBLORGLOR? HAM?!
  • Draxx:I am preparing to eat him after this.
  • 12:21Cravitus
  • Ave looked at Darrz*
  • Ave: "Darrz, now is quiet time.*
  • 12:21MysteriousTriangleguyDarrz:...Oh
  • 12:21INVADER VEXVex: Shhh...
  • 12:21CravitusAve: "You remember Quiet Time, Darrz?"
  • 12:21INVADER VEXVex: *looks around the room*
  • 12:21MysteriousTriangleguyDarrz:Oh yeah that game is awesome
  • 12:21CravitusAve: "Good, play it."
  • 12:21MysteriousTriangleguyDarrz:Ave can you tell me a bed story?
  • zeerk:Irkens dont sleep-
  • 12:21Cravitus
  • Ave marched forward, and shook his head*
  • 12:22MysteriousTriangleguyDarrz:DO NOT INTERRUPT MY BED TIME STORIES
  • zeerk:Shhh
  • 12:22CravitusAve: "I don't like this..."
  • His rifle panned around the room*
  • 12:22MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Lurk looks around,twitching*
  • Lurk:hmMJklprGh...
  • Lurk sets his flashlight on his gun*
  • Lurk shines it around*
  • 12:22INVADER VEXVex: Looks like we might have killed all of them- !!! *a spider man jumps down from the ceiling and grabs Vex and Ave's shields, tossing them behind him! The door closes behind them and seals, and dozens of soldiers flood into the room, creating a huge barrier of shields*
  • 12:23MysteriousTriangleguy
  • zeerk sprouts dual acid cannons*
  • Lurk:DIEEEEEEEEEE
  • 12:23INVADER VEXVex: *falls over, knocked back by the soldier*
  • 12:23Invader JibJib: *Jumps onto the spider guy and stabs one of it's arms*
  • 12:23MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Lurk fires a plasma cannon at one*
  • 12:23Invader JibJib: Wait lurk-
  • 12:23MysteriousTriangleguy
  • The shield deflects,hitting a janior*
  • 12:23CravitusAve: "Oof!" *Ave's sent flying into a wall, and he falls to the floor*
  • 12:23MysteriousTriangleguyjanitor*
  • 12:23INVADER VEX
  • the wall of shields blocks all of lurk's shots, but the spider in the middle is dead*
  • 12:23MysteriousTriangleguyJanitor:I"M NOT OK
  • Lurk:IMPOSSIBLE
  • 12:24CravitusAve: "Ungh..."
  • 12:24MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:NO ONE DEFLECTS LURKS CANNONS
  • 12:24Invader JibJib: *Is thrown off by the spider guy, after managing to get it's one arm off*
  • 12:24MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Lurk hits one of them in the head with the cannon*
  • Spider guy:...*Stares,blinking with sideways eyelids*
  • 12:24INVADER VEX
  • a voice from behind the shields booms: STOP. DROP YOUR WEAPONS OR DIE.*
  • 12:24MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:...Um...
  • 12:24Cravitus
  • Ave snaps back to his feet, and took aim at the troops, looking for an opening*
  • 12:24MysteriousTriangleguy
  • The spider guy waves to Lurk*
  • Lurk:..Oh..uh...hi
  • 12:24INVADER VEXVex: *slowly stands up*
  • 12:25MysteriousTriangleguy
  • The spider guy smacks Lurk backward,and laughs*
  • Lurk:oof!
  • 12:25CravitusAve: "And why the heck would I do that?!"
  • 12:25Invader JibJib: Hm...what to do..
  • Invader JibJib: Hm...what to do..
  • 12:25INVADER VEX
  • the voice says again: DROP YOUR WEAPONS NOW OR YOU WILL BE KILLED. YOU ARE OUTMATCHED!*
  • 12:26MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:Guys..drop your weapons..
  • 12:26INVADER VEXVex: .... Listen, guys... Do what he says.
  • 12:26MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:*Whispers* I have a plan
  • 12:26INVADER VEXVex: *slowly places his rifle on the ground*
  • 12:26MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:Alright uh..ugly alien person...
  • 12:26Cravitus
  • Ave glances nervously to the others, and then to the enemy*
  • 12:26MysteriousTriangleguy
  • zeerks weapons detach,falling onto the floor*
  • 12:26INVADER VEXThresh: *places his weapons on the floor*
  • 12:26MysteriousTriangleguy
  • darrz drops his weapon*
  • 12:27Invader JibJib: Right...*places his sword on the ground but keeps his two pistols hidden*
  • 12:27MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Lurk puts his cannon in his backpack,looking at the aliens with hate*
  • 12:27CravitusAve growled, and tossed his weapon to the side.
  • 12:27MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Draxx drops a stick*
  • One of the spider guys kicks Lurk backward,snickering*
  • Lurk:Augh
  • 12:27INVADER VEX
  • the line in soldiers breaks a little bit, and an enormous alien marches into the middle, wearing green armor and a grey cape*
  • 12:27MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Lurk bumps into Ave*
  • 12:28Cravitus
  • Ave catches lurk, and holds him up*
  • 12:28Invader Jibholy crap i just realize it's 12:28
  • 12:28INVADER VEXCommander: So... we meet again, irkens, yes?
  • Lurk:*Mummbles*
  • 12:29INVADER VEXCommander: Only this time, you have invaded MY base... Yet, I still have the upper hand! Strategy, my friends, could have saved your life
  • 12:29CravitusAve: "'Got a bad feeling about this' is an understatement."
  • 12:30MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:So...you gonna hand our pal over..?
  • Lurk:*Glares at the commander*
  • 12:30Cravitus
  • Ave released Lurk, realizing he still held him*
  • 12:30INVADER VEXCommander: Your pal? I don't think so... *walks into the middle of the ring of shields, and they close behind him*
  • 12:31MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:Here uh,how about you take Jib instead-
  • 12:31Invader JibJib: That's a pretty bad idea, i heard Lurk's organs are more savagable-
  • 12:31MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:Hmm...say I've got a proposition for you
  • 12:32MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:You give us back our friend,and we surrender.
  • 1:3
  • avitusAverii: "So did we just disarm ourselves for nothing-"
  • 12:22MysteriousTriangleguyzeerk:Listen,you give up vex,we surrender.
  • Zeerk:No tricks.
  • Lurk:*Grumbles*
  • 12:23INVADER VEXCommander: How about my counter-offer.... You surrender... And I take all of you into custody anyway.
  • Vex: *groaning, the commander crushing his arm*
  • Commander: It's not like you have much of a choice...
  • 12:24MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:Well why not hand Vex over? You're going to arrest us anyway.
  • 12:25CravitusAverii: "Wait a minute, why are we asking them to give him up if we're all gonna surrender anyway?"
  • Averii: "Isn't that exactly what he wants us to do, just needlessly complicated-"
  • 12:25INVADER VEXScythe: Yeah, That doesnt really make any sense...
  • 12:25MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:*Elbows Ave*
  • 12:25Cravitus(ave must jib because jib isn't jibbing
  • 12:25Invader JibJib: ..Yeah uh
  • 12:26CravitusAve: *Crosses his arms, pressing a button; a small, barely-noticeable antennae pokes up from his helmet*
  • 12:26INVADER VEXCommander: Precisely. You have absolutely no position to bargain, and you've dropped all your weapons! *grunting violently at his soldiers, who approach the group of Irkens, shields raised cautiously*
  • 12:27Invader JibJib: I'm not entirely sure what this is, but I'm pretty sure someone screwed up bad.
  • 12:27CravitusAve: "Oh, so we DID drop them for no reason."
  • 12:27INVADER VEXCommander: *tosses Vex into the air and into the center of the group. Several soldiers use their nubby feet to swipe all the guns below their shields*
  • Vex: *groans, clutching his arm and ribs*
  • 12:28MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:Alright
  • Zeerk:*holds hands up*
  • 12:28Invader JibJib: ...Whose idea was it to surrender again?
  • 12:28MysteriousTriangleguy
  • A loud humming noise is heard*
  • Soldier:?
  • 12:28INVADER VEX
  • the soldiers point all their guns at Zeerk, grunting surprisedly*
  • 12:28Invader JibJib: ...Huh-
  • 12:28MysteriousTriangleguy
  • A bright blue energy shield appears from zeerk's PAK,covering the group*
  • 12:29CravitusAve: "Well ain't this convenient-"
  • A loud thump is heard from above, and a few small chunks of ceiling tumble down harmlessly*
  • 12:29INVADER VEX
  • the soldiers take a step back and begin, after pausing for a moment, to fire all of their weapons into the shield*
  • 12:29MysteriousTriangleguy
  • The shots deflect off of the shield*
  • 12:30Invader JibJib: ...I stand corrected.
  • 12:30MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:*Sprouts some mechanian weapons,and detaches them*
  • Zeerk:GRAB THE GUNS AND SHOOT AT THE CEILING
  • Zeerk:I cant keep this up forever!
  • 12:30INVADER VEXCommander: Bah! *walks to the back of the room and into a small door as his soldiers panic*
  • 12:31CravitusAve: "What he said!"
  • 12:31MysteriousTriangleguy
  • A hole appears on the top of the shield,allowing them to shoot upward*
  • 12:31Invader JibJib: *Grabs the gun and quickly shoots at the ceiling
  • 12:31MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Lurk grabs a weappn,and shoots at the ceiling*
  • 12:31Cravitus
  • He aims upward, and begins to unload on it*
  • 12:31INVADER VEXVex: *gets to his feet and with his right hand picks up a gun, his other arm hanging limp at his side*
  • 12:31MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Pieces of the ceiling fall,it begins to fall apart*
  • Spider people fire at the shield,it begins to crack*
  • 12:32CravitusAve: "This thing is falling apart!"
  • 12:32MysteriousTriangleguy
  • A huge chunk of the ceiling falls from above*
  • Zeerk:MOVE! NOW!
  • 12:32INVADER VEXScythe: *extends his plasma blades and runs around the circle, slicing the solders' shields in half, cutting some of their hands*
  • Soldiers
  • 12:32MysteriousTriangleguy
  • zeerk deactivates his shield and runs the other way*
  • 12:32Invader JibJib: *Moves the other way*
  • 12:32Cravitus
  • Ave begins running with them*
  • 12:33MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Draxx grabs Darrz and scythe,and runs*
  • 12:33INVADER VEX
  • Thresh ducks behind a crate*
  • 12:33MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Lurk follows*
  • Chunks of the ceiling smash into the floor,killing some spider people*
  • Dust flies everywhere*
  • 12:33INVADER VEXVex: *shoots a soldier trying to grab him in the face and follows the group*
  • 12:33CravitusAve: *Pressing a button on his gauntlet again*
  • 12:34MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:Is everyone still alive?
  • Darrz:Can we do that again I wanted to take a pictur
  • 12:34INVADER VEX
  • A blinding flash comes from the room the Commander entered as they hear him yell something into a radio*
  • 12:34CravitusAve: "Whatever passes for it, over here-"
  • 12:34MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:He's probably calling for reinforcements..this is not good
  • 12:35CravitusAve: "Right."
  • He presses his gauntlet-button again, getting frustrated*
  • 12:35Invader JibJib: Gee, I thought that was great.
  • Jib: Anyway,
  • 12:35Derpiestderparound(welp
  • (back from su rp
  • 12:35INVADER VEXVex: *looks at a notification on his helmet's eyepiece HUD* Guys.... That radio sensory station I put up... Um... Well, they just launched a ballistic missile. At us.
  • 12:35MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:*Sprouts PAK spider legs,cutting a hole in the ceiling chunk,revealing the door*
  • 12:35CravitusAve: "...C'mon, Clanker, get in here..."
  • 12:35Derpiestderparound(found the most op oc of all
  • (golden diamond
  • (which does not exist
  • 12:35MysteriousTriangleguy
  • zeerk blasts through the door with his spider legs*
  • (.clanker
  • >*
  • ([sterwwers intensifies]
  • 12:36Derpiestderparound(i think his backstory is that he's yellow diamond's son
  • (he has powers that involve gold
  • 12:36INVADER VEX(Ave is captain rex confirmed
  • 12:36MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Lurk shoots the door down*
  • 12:36Derpiestderparound(and hes dying as of now
  • (i am rejoicing right now
  • 12:36MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:ALRIGHT YOU SACK OF SPIDER LEGS GET READY TO BURN-
  • 12:36Invader JibJib: *Runs through the door*
  • 12:36CravitusAve: "How long do we have until that missile gets here?!"
  • 12:36MysteriousTriangleguy
  • zeerk aims his spider legs at the commander*
  • 12:37INVADER VEXVex: *picks up his rifle from the pile of rubble and points it into the room, full of crushed spider people* Um... A minute? We might want to leave
  • 12:37Cravitus
  • Running towards the door, stopping to pick up his discarded rifle*
  • 12:37MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:But I wanna blow his brains out first!
  • 12:37INVADER VEXVex: I Suggest we go the way the commander did. No way he called an air strike without having an escape route
  • 12:37CravitusAve: "You sure about that?"
  • 12:37Derpiestderparound(anyways
  • 12:37MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:But hes still in this room...right?
  • 12:37Derpiestderparound(adios folladoras
  • 12:38INVADER VEXVex: *starts to climb over the rubble towards the door the Commander went through*
  • 12:38Cravitus(goodbye (still tho, an oc who is the son of a character who hasn't even appeared yet
  • (people, why your brains no work
  • 12:38Invader JibJib: *Follows him to the door*
  • 12:38INVADER VEXVex: C'mon! Did I forget to mention the missile? *reaches the door, trying to pry it open with his PAK legs*
  • 12:38CravitusAve: "If he is, shoot him."
  • Derpiestderparound has left the chat. 
  • 12:39MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Lurk grabs a chair that seems to have the commander in it,lurk spins it around,revealing a sack of potatoes*
  • Lurk:WHAT THE?!
  • 12:39INVADER VEXVex: The door is locked down tight... *charges up a tesseract cannon on his battle rifle, immediately incinerating the door* Fortunately, I have a key.
  • 12:39CravitusAve: "Should I be concerned about this key-"
  • 12:40MysteriousTriangleguy
  • A note on it reads "NICE TRY PRIME FILTH,SUCK MY MULTIDIMENSIONAL INFLATION BUBBLES"*
  • 12:40INVADER VEXVex: *walks into the room, which is a near-perfect sphere with tiny cameras drifting lazily along a number of metal tracks*
  • 12:40MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:*Crumbles the note in anger*
  • Lurk:*angry gibberish*
  • 12:40INVADER VEXVex: Dead end... I could swear I saw him come in here...
  • 12:40MysteriousTriangleguyDarrz:WHERE DID DE SPODERMAN GO?!
  • 12:40Invader JibJib: Nice job getting the commander, Lurk.
  • 12:41CravitusAve: "Is there any way he could've beamed out or something?" *BLU clanks in from behind, bashing their way through rubble; they look somewhat scorched and battered*
  • 12:41MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:How bout instead I vaporize every orifice on your face? *Holds gun up*
  • 12:41INVADER VEX
  • Suddenly, the cameras spin rapidly around Vex, creating a mesh of light, scanning him and spraying a strangely vanilla smelling mist all over him*
  • 12:41Invader JibJib: -I'm shutting up now.
  • 12:41INVADER VEXVex: *cough* What the-
  • 12:42MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:*GASP* VANILLA MIST
  • 12:42CravitusAve: "What is that and why does it smell delicious-"
  • 12:42MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:*Pulls out gas masks*
  • 12:42INVADER VEX
  • A beam of light hits Vex right on the top of his helmet, and he's gone
  • 12:42MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:ITS THE DIMENSIONAL HELL HOUNDS
  • 12:42CravitusAve: "-Oh."
  • 12:42MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Lurk puts the mask on,heavy breathing*
  • 12:42CravitusAve: "It does that."
  • 12:42INVADER VEX
  • Now the room smells faintly of blood mixed with vanilla creamer
  • 12:42MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:Oh...
  • Draxx:Mmm...
  • Darrz:Yeah vanilla smells nice right
  • Draxx:I'm not talking about the vanilla-
  • 12:43INVADER VEX
  • Lurk's communicator starts to buzz*
  • 12:43Invader JibJib: Wait-
  • 12:43CravitusBLU: "ENEMY PROJECTILE APPROACHING." Ave: *Jumps, startled* "Tallest, where'd you come from, and why'd it take you so long-"
  • 12:43Invader JibJib: What just happened?1
  • 12:43MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:*Looks at his communicator*
  • 12:43Invader JibJib: *looks through the room*
  • 12:43CravitusBLU: "There was a ceiling."
  • 12:43INVADER VEXVex: LURK... Get everyone into that room! It's some kind of teleportation unit! GO! The missile is right ontop of you!
  • 12:43MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:I DONT WANT WHATEVER YOUR SELLING,WHAT IS IT?!
  • Lurk:We're already in the room-
  • 12:43Cravitus
  • Averii seems to perk up, and runs onto the pad*
  • Ave: "Screw this, I'm out-"
  • 12:43MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:WAIT HOW DO I KNOW YOUR NOT A SPODERMAN SPY?!
  • 12:44Cravitus
  • He's sprayed and beamed out*
  • 12:44INVADER VEX
  • Scythe rolls into the room*
  • 12:44MysteriousTriangleguy
  • zeerk grabs lurk by the collar and runs toward the pad*
  • 12:44Invader JibJib: I don't like this much but..whatever *walks into the pad*
  • 12:44INVADER VEX
  • they get teleported out of the room
  • 12:44MysteriousTriangleguy
  • draxx and darrz follow*
  • 12:44INVADER VEXThresh follows*
  • everyone is reassembled atom by atom in front of Vex, who is staring out a window*
  • 12:45Cravitus
  • BLU marches quietly onto the pad last*
  • 12:45MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:Bleugghh teleportation feels weird
  • Zeerk:Wait..where are we?
  • 12:45Invader JibJib: ow
  • 12:46INVADER VEXVex: *points at the window as, on the horizon, a giant explosion blows sand and shrapnel a mile into the sky* ... Everyone made it out, right...?
  • 12:46Invader JibJib: Yeah, I think so.
  • 12:46MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:I think so
  • 12:46CravitusBLU: "Affirmative."
  • 12:46MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:JINX! JIB YOU OWE ME A SPIDER HEAD
  • Lurk slaps jib*
  • 12:46Invader JibJib: Wait what-
  • 12:46MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:*Manically laughs*
  • 12:47Invader JibJib: Isn't it the other person who said it that gets to say that?
  • 12:47MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:He took loony bin meds on the way here.
  • Zeerk:Remind me to never let him do that again.
  • 12:47INVADER VEXVex: .... *turns around, revealing a small hangar-like room, filled with oddly shaped supply crates. The Commander walks to a large door as it opens and a squad of soldiers walks in* Um.... Maybe we should hide!
  • 12:48CravitusAve: "That we should!"
  • 12:48Invader JibJib: *Falls to the ground*
  • 12:48INVADER VEXVex: *ducks behind a crate*
  • 12:48MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:NO! LETS BLOW THEIR HEADS OFF
  • 12:48Invader JibJib: ...*Mumbles* I had no time to think of a hiding spot
  • 12:48INVADER VEXThresh: *grabs scythe and hides behind a box*
  • 12:48Cravitus
  • *Ave ducks behind a set of other crates, and BLU seems to shimmer and fade away*
  • 12:48MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:*Grabs lurk and darrz,and hides*
  • draxx hides as well*
  • 12:49INVADER VEX
  • The Commander points in their directions, giving indistinguishable directions to his soldiers, who nod*
  • 12:49MysteriousTriangleguyzeerk:*whispers* Vex where are we..?
  • 12:50INVADER VEXVex: ... I have no idea, Zeerk... *slips to a box closer to the Commander and listens to him*
  • 12:50Invader Jib
  • A bunch of soldiers step on Jib as they walk forward, having no idea he's there*
  • 12:50INVADER VEXVex: Hm. Turns out that even if I'm closer to him... I still can't speak giant spider.
  • 12:50MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:Hmmm
  • Zeerk:Wait..that teleporter belonged to them..wherever we are it must be crawling with..weird..spider..thingies
  • 12:51INVADER VEXThresh: *ducks behind another crate as the soldiers approach the teleporter pad and start typing on a targeting computer*
  • 12:51MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:What do we do..?
  • 12:51INVADER VEXVex: ... We need to get to a ship. There's bound to be one here
  • 12:52MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:Can we use it to blow them up?
  • 12:52INVADER VEXVex: But first we need to get out of here... *ducks to another box, closer to the big hangar doors*
  • Yeah, but first
  • 12:53MysteriousTriangleguy
  • A soldier looks into the teleporter files,noticing recent use of the teleporter*
  • 12:54INVADER VEXThresh: *peeks over the crates* We need some way to get that Commander to leave.. *slips over to the computer and types in some lines of text, and all of the soldiers, including the commander, look at their wrists*
  • 12:54MysteriousTriangleguySoldier:*Inaudible grumbling,looks over to another spider person*
  • 12:54INVADER VEXCommander: *grumbles to his soldiers and points to something outside, and they march in that direction*
  • 12:55MysteriousTriangleguySoldier:*Grumbles loudly at the commander,pointing at the computer files*
  • 12:55INVADER VEXCommander: *slaps the soldier on the head and points outside, kicking the soldier's shield*
  • 12:56MysteriousTriangleguy
  • The soldier grumbles and moves with the others
  • Lurk:Hmmm..you guys think these spider guys taste like shrimp?
  • Draxx:They dont.
  • 12:56INVADER VEXCommander: *grunts and walks outside, looking at the plume of smoke on the horizon, from the destroyed base, with a pair of 8-eyed binoculars*
  • 12:56Invader JibJib: ..I doubt it.
  • 12:57MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:Wait how do you know that-
  • Darrz:Now wut?
  • 12:59INVADER VEXVex: ... I don't really think that matters right now. *pushes a button on his gun, and the blade at the end glows with blue energy. He walks to the nearest wall and, after using his infrared scanner and detecting no one on the other side, cuts a three foot wide hole in the wall. The blade stops glowing, and the metal panel falls out onto the sand outside*
  • comment was about the shrimp.. I'll edit it better later
  • 12:59MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:Wait are we gonna jump out of the ship?
  • Darrz:WE ALREADY FELL OUT OF A SHIP EARLIER BOOOOO
  • 12:59INVADER VEXVex: ... What? We're in a building, lurk...
  • Vex: Where did you think we were?
  • 1:00MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:Oh.I thought we were in a ship.
  • 1:00INVADER VEXVex: .... *looks skeptical, but then remembers who he's talking to, and crawls outside*
  • 1:00MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:We dont even know where we are anyway and..y'know lets just go.
  • y'know what*
  • Zeerk crawls outside as well,followed by lurk,darrz,and draxx*
  • 1:01Cravitus
  • Averii is already outside, staring at them with BLU*
  • 1:01INVADER VEXScythe: I can cut holes too guys! *slices a tiny chunk out of the metal wall and tries to jump through it*
  • Thresh: ... *grabs scythe and drags him outside*
  • 1:02MysteriousTriangleguyDarrz:*Joins him,attempting to jump through it*
  • Zeerk:*Facepalms*
  • 1:02Invader JibJib: *Follows them*
  • 1:02MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Lurk drags Darrz,he smiles innocently*
  • 1:02INVADER VEXScythe: Hmmm... It didn't work. Let's cut another hole and try it again!
  • Vex: No! No time... Hurry up, and keep quiet
  • 1:02MysteriousTriangleguyDraxx:USE GOAT BLOOD TO DISSOLVE THE WALL
  • Lurk:ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssHUTUP you guys
  • 1:03CravitusAve: "So... You realize that you could've used the back door to get out, right?" *Ave juts his thumb at a door a few meters behind him*
  • 1:03MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:The spider goblins will hear us
  • Lurk:NO TIME TO QUESTION LOGIC LETS GET GOING
  • Lurk:Wait what are we supposed to do now again
  • Lurk:Can we blow up the ship?
  • Lurk:ERRR BASE
  • 1:04Cravitus
  • Ave shrugs, and hefts his rifle.*
  • 1:04MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:WHATEVER THIS PLACE IS
  • CravitusBLU: *Tapping Ave on the shoulder* "If this is what passes for quiet, I would hate to see them acting 'loud'."
  • 1:05INVADER VEXVex: Um, I think we should try to find a ship to leave in,and- What. Is. THAT.?!?! *Vex points up at a hill, where an enormous set of glowing rings sits, a white orb floating in the middle on a metal platform*
  • 1:05CravitusAve: "Oh, that. I dunno."
  • 1:05MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:Perhaps we're suffering desert mirages
  • Lurk:Like that giant floating space squid. over there.
  • 1:05Invader JibJib: I believe that's uh..
  • 1:06MysteriousTriangleguy
  • Lurk points to nothing*
  • 1:06INVADER VEXVex: ... I don't think so.. *turns a dial on his helmet, and it zooms it*
  • 1:06CravitusAve: "Might be another teleporter, or their equivalent of a satellite dish.*
  • 1:06MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:...How many meds did you take again
  • 1:06INVADER VEXVex: Wait. Something is happening....
  • 1:06MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:1
  • 1:06CravitusAve: "Hm?"
  • 1:06MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:Ok 11-
  • Zeerk:*Sighs*
  • 1:07INVADER VEX
  • The rings flash a bright blue, and a huge electrostatic storm seems to strike them, bursting into the middle and exploding, ripping a hole in the white orb*
  • 1:07MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:What the..?
  • Darrz:Ooo
  • 1:07Cravitus
  • Ave stares at it for a moment, then double taps a button on his helmet to record the event*
  • BLU simply stares.*
  • 1:07MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:....Wait...is that...A PORTAL?!
  • 1:07INVADER VEX
  • The white orb expands rapidly until it is the size of a large ship, and then explodes into a violent storm of interdimensional radiation*
  • 1:08CravitusBLU: "Radiation sensors jumping."
  • 1:08INVADER VEXVex: What the hell?!? There's something coming out of it! A ship!
  • 1:08MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:I RECOGNIZE THOSE RINGS IN LIR'S PORTAL GENERATOR
  • Zeerk:They're bringing ships....
  • Zeerk:...Its an invasion.
  • 1:09INVADER VEX
  • The storm pulses and a large, dark ship screeches out of it, leaving a trail of interdimensional goop in its wake
  • 1:09Invader JibJib: ...I think..I think we can tell what it's for now..
  • 1:09MysteriousTriangleguyDarrz:PLOT TWIST WOOOOOO
  • 1:09CravitusAve: "...It's also our ride out of here, if you think of it that way."
  • 1:09INVADER VEXVex: No. We need to destroy it
  • 1:09Cravitus
  • Ave gestures at the ship, tapping BLU, and they track it*
  • 1:09MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:Oh yeah sure lets ask them nicely to get on their ship. They wont mind.
  • Lurk:Anyway WHEN ARE WE GOING TO BLOW SOMETHING UP
  • 1:10INVADER VEXVex: Um... There's probably a shipyard over here somewhere. If you guys find it, try to get on that ship and take it out. I'm gonna go take down the portal!
  • 1:10MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:Well uh..I guess that ship for starters...
  • Lurk:CAN I HELP BLOW UP THE PORTAL!
  • 1:10INVADER VEX
  • The portal shakes the ground as three more ships burst out of it, frying the air around them*
  • 1:10MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:Uh...I agree with Lurk for once..its better if he stays here and uses his destruction for some useful
  • something*
  • 1:11CravitusAve: "Yeah, are you sure you won't need backup?"
  • 1:11Invader JibJib: I feel like the explosion would somehow be deflected and hit us..
  • 1:11CravitusAve: "Better yet, what about we all hit the shipyard, grab a ride or two, hit the portal from the air?"
  • 1:11MysteriousTriangleguyZeerk:In that case take Draxx and Scythe too, please-
  • 1:11INVADER VEXVex: (PRAISE SATAN-*Static*).... Find a ship! I'll... I'll find a way there! You NEED to stop those ships! *PAK legs extend and he races off*
  • 1:11MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEE
  • Lurk follows vex*
  • 1:11CravitusAve: "Wh-Wai-Oh, hell with it."
  • 1:11MysteriousTriangleguyDarrz:VEX SAID A BAD WORD
  • 1:12Invader JibJib: Alright, lets uh, look for a ship then *Moves towards the shipyard with pak legs*
  • 1:12MysteriousTriangleguyDarrz:I'll telling THRESH
  • 1:12INVADER VEXVex: *looks behind him as Lurk runs behind him*
  • 1:12MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:*Readies his mechanian gun
  • 1:12MysteriousTriangleguyLurk:Which part are we gonna blow up first-
  • 1:12INVADER VEXThresh: I heard, darrz. We've got a slightly bigger problem
  • Cravitus

Ave: "Right then, gentlemen, we've got a ride to catch!"

  • Ave starts his PAK jets and begins to glide after Jib, BLU following*

TO BE CONTINUEDEdit

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